DANK DOODLE MEMES V632

wait it's all in first person always has been my friend how can you like music without liking a certain genre me good music is good music it's all 8-bit always has been Kings in a chess game Queens every other pieces there's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one you are a good shop thank you places where ality seems altered schools at night leaving the movie theater late empty beaches early in the morning traffic lights when there are no cars around late at night always have wait where'd he go man I need to take my schizophrenia pills the tree I punched when I spawned for the first time in Minecraft watching me beating the ender dragon be like I raised that boy Florida man aged 61 threatens to destroy town with his army of Turtles second-in-command awaited your orders sir me eats all the chips everyone else playing poker whenever you delivered food to mr. beast and don't get tip 10k a house of Tesla and partial ownership of NASA summer 2019 hug school again this summer was so short summer 2020 and this summer just keeps going on and on it feels like it's been going on for like four years dirt will always be dirty just like onions will always be only only when life gives you onions make onion aid philosophy no internet connection slow internet connection animals are naturally vegan the food chain is a myth created by men to justify eating meat hashtag vegan you re happy to use your intelligence as an alarm clock my job is to wake people off sometimes I get sworn at thrown away and even being hit but seeing my human wake up and get ready every day's worth it for every day's a day closer to his death infinite kanthal invest wait it's all goofy goober always has been tipos over one person tipos over an entire city I bet he's thinking about that egde Chlo if you sit on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up me types in the never wanted cheat codes GTA cops wondering why were they chasing an innocent man with several helicopters a well-structured argument to defeat the guy on the internet a typo bear attacks here if attacked play dead it will be good practice for when you die a couple minutes later it is very clear which one of these is a hero and which one is the villain cover your mouth and nose don't be a negative when peach keep ending up at posers crimped twice a week somehow hi I don't talk to ugly people great I think it's weird when people talk to themselves that's quite a bit of damage me wall of thoughts that aren't even moving anywhere that I need to go in the school they should make an app for people with anxiety or depression that will have extraverts make phone calls and appointments for them invest get down on one knee OMG put second knee down what lays on floor gym snake noises what are you doing slippers out of relationship gym I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move a grapefruit-sized black hole maybe hiding in our solar system softly the wait you forgot me same free ice cream this post white hair officer the Four Horsemen of reinstalling Windows when you spot a player who is new to the game roaming aimlessly and isn't familiar with the controls how adorable I'm sorry little one music is a universal language and also boobs Cheers I'll drink to that bro how people think I see without glasses hell I actually see don't buy a car buy a gun you can get a car with a gun yeah this is big brain time you may think is Russia but no is actually squatting Gopnik waited so squatting Gopnik always has been are yes Detroit I must become human Tina's cat also Dina scared Disney we opening theme parks be like some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make the four horsemen of obvious protagonists me eats pizza with pineapple my Italian classmates you had disrespected me my teachings and my entire culture seven years old son seve Shrek's F on his mother's national identity card laughs mother y son I can't believe you are so bad at wrecks that you failed that's quite a lot of damage the sentence EU as bored as I am can be said backwards and still make sense me changing my password so hackers can't get in me for getting it right after me let's take this class together we can help each other study my friend yeah sounds great us ten seconds later watching the lights flicker knowing full well we are going to pass me are you gonna smoke that whole thing without me mom I'm putting away the Christmas tree you idiot wait it's also in tools mom always has been minecraft Australia human sized spiders that can murder you toothbrush with built-in toothpaste invest only using the last panel for maximum efficiency ten year old me do why would anybody put that tongue there 23 year old me me listening to music about hardcore drugs mind the Shrek's and violence on my way to buy a gluten-free chocolate cupcake teacher why are you laughing me Keanu Reese minecraft underwater be like girls when they see their friends how are you boys when they see their friends when you visit in you and don't see any dudes building ghouls and stuff underground with sticks what is this place patients doctor I'm scared of words spelled the same backwards doctor that's called a befo beer patient melting points gold 1337 Celsius platinum 2045 Celsius tungsten 3695 Celsius my heart we've detected on American soil lethal force engaged show me someone who is impossible to kill I said impossible perfection hiding a boner is not easy because it is hard who are you who are so wise in the ways of science my girl made me choose between her and my dog I'd won but at what cost following me on Instagram following me on Spotify following me on reddit following me in real life following me on the internet following my career with great interest fortnight PU BG terraria minecraft I'd rather see you in this there's nothing there oh wait cha cha real smooth virus enters my body vitamin gummy I ate as a kid when I'm trying to sleep but my parents are high-fiving really loud love you orange you make the best videos orange sucks I would say a bad word to you but I'm not old enough and mom said I need to be 14 to swear and I'm nine freak you The Return of the King everyone else after eating ashes ton of food me after eating a chip mock can I go out you're 25 years old you shouldn't even come back therapist identify the good things in your life me and sabotage them therapist no me therapist me I'm going to sabotage them America 70 thousand new cases Disneyland we are opening people who sleep less than six hours a night are at an increased risk to die prematurely thank God when your teacher is suddenly staring at you in class [Music] I'll take your entire stock spongebob when I'm watching it alone spongebob when my parents Walken manga/anime Netflix adaptation my nephew just said to me is wind made from birds flapping their wings he's so adorable isn't he wrong my nephews 24 and addicted tech Penman she's just went from zero to 100 real freakin quick phone calculator when tilted upwards phone calculator when tilted sideways a Ford Focus driver wound up with a nearly $1,000 ticket after being clocked at 437 mph by a 40 speed camera the speed camera looks fine to me Rick Astley when he got rickrolled joke's on you I'm in that shows my parents my grades my health my mental health accidentally searched a funk instead of link was not disappointed doing something boring at 7 p.m. doing the same thing at 3 a.m. Olivia in Japanese they don't say I love you they say Qing China which translates to our hearts have joined as one and I think that's beautiful I really love that and I love how you shared that with me Japanese chin Chang English boneless pizza manga anime Netflix adaptation there's an 80% chance that if you're 16 and older you've already met the person you'll marry me choosing between my imaginary girlfriend and a girl who once acknowledged my existence grandma oh boy you're so handsome girls would be so attracted towards you me in real life rappers confess to multiple crimes in their songs police understandable have a great day this is my little brother Carlton he knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow that's quite a bit of damage and dovid 19n tick tock we realising you can press both buttons at once my friend before going into class do do look stoned me no I don't also me would you rather be rich or famous rich why I want to burn down a house it's not about money it's about sending a message everything burns you took everything from me I don't even know who you are the woman allegedly broke into the home pet the family dog did the dishes then left is she available tomorrow my dad waking up the second I switch channels do you ever zone up but you're aware that you zoned out but you're too lazy to zone back and because say I found out in 2010 and never zoned back in time 9:15 o'clock time 3:45 o'clock grace Brethren Church six feet apart today is better than six feet under tomorrow who are you who are so wise in the ways of science me are you sure I'll be okay doctor yes you'll be fine when I step out of the road husband we don't have any more room for more dogs me men who are aroused in public oh no everyone will notice women who are aroused in public I don't have such weaknesses American backs American dads earthquake detection kit hand sanitizer one drop kills 99.9% of germs me puts two drops germs the MPC keep your eyes peeled the villain is disguised in the crowd the villain [Music] stripper Shemin making it rain by dancing go insecure because of small boobs me an intellectual joke's on you I'm into that cheers us mortals the guy who can soften his peepee and will a homeless man held up and robbed a bank full one dollar then sat down and waited for the police to come and arrest him so he could receive health care in prison ironic woman who marries herself then cheats on herself and blames it on men people with IQ that's higher than the room temperature excuse me what the frig 12 year old girls 12 year old boys chokes robot chokes Bucky chokes Venice chokes himself Jesus Christ Cara I have a condition that prevents me from wearing a mask her doctor may at the start of the test don't panic we halfway through a test okay panic wait don't jump tic toc is being banned when you tell your friends that you finally got a girlfriend but they start laughing saying that she's imaginary but then you laugh at them because they are imaginary as well when you wake up in the middle of the night for some water and see your sister eating sugar with her nose friend my computer is so bad me I'm saying that Assassin's Creed should be based on the assassins and their Creed Ubisoft where is that written though in the nameless asin's Creed be pulling up next to a vehicle with blackout tips or write them keep your secrets race gets discriminated white girls on Instagram are suffering men in the past the dude is wearing pink let's bully him no oo I care what you think about me men today I pee sitting down lmao that's cool tourists beat seal unconscious so children can take pictures with it we can't expect God to do all the work people who understand how vaccines work and take them people who do not understand how they work about trust an expert anti vacuum my dog just trying to like live his life me faking my own death to see how sad my dog would be so-called vegans don't want you knowing about the beef mines breaking news what if we all just give up people across the country are deciding to safe Rickett let's go extinct I'll take your entire stock Jack Black walks by couple accidentally turns them into a distracted boyfriend me if we all reported the YouTube channel on YouTube would YouTube bang you tube crush whose death would you prevent if you can time travel back into the past me you crush I'm still alive me because I saved you me my crash $499 every six to eight years $1,199 every two to three years bacteria one runs toward pizza that has just been dropped on the floor bacteria two football tackles him to the ground you have to wait five seconds Sebastian professionals have standards no straw to save the sea animals hold on roses are red this thing is crazy it allows your house Ling to operate a crossbow from an elevated position while still leaving your hands-free for melee January 2020 today accidentally searched dear God instead of dear God I was not disappointed build when you're typing all caps and accidentally pressed shift doctor you won't even feel a needle kid next room the Four Horsemen of disturbing your five nod VPN wicks Skillshare rate shadow legends when someone asks you how your night went didn't get much sleep but I did get a few hours of anxiety in making dad jokes becoming a dad when you go to the Netherlands but there isn't lava everywhere what is this place throwback to when my kid ate whatever I made for dinner without complaining girls hugging kissing holding hands everyone voice accidentally touch hands everyone me dancing in my dream to the sound of my alarm which has been going off for half an hour Billy eyelash behind every smile there's chief 14 year old your music saved me Medusa you can't defeat me human I know but he can mother Sue's hospital after Sun turns gay from flu shot why the frig can you not handle the truth a queen bee continues to mate until she collects more than 70 million sperm from multiple mouths this is the longest road in the world that someone can walk my dad that's the path I used to take to go to school we miss spelling boobs and searching for bombs on Google FBI agent respect our country speak English ironic me pokes my little brother my brother - Armand 28 stab wounds fashion art fashion fart I made a rumba that shoots anything it bumps into robocop me happily recording a Karen having a public breakdown me has about 87 things I need to do is rapidly losing France is running out of money and being consumed by crippling anxiety also make when your friend tries to take your fries without asking communists detected on American soil lethal force engaged someone sum up America in one picture me have you seen him now you have the trickster show me the real betrayal I said the real betrayal we beat the dragon without you perfection me and the boys lost our ball under the car me two minutes after my phone dies judging people for being on their phones all the time boys who just hit puberty women how girls fart conceal don't feel how boys fart let the storm rage on thief murderer he used a stone pickaxe to mine diamonds how do we know if they are actually dead or just pretending who's Joe Joe mama me waiting for the water to boil thanks for the clarification dad happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter left Raylan when your dad beats a heart level in Mario for you your grades show how hard you work not how smart you are change my mind me try my microwave my food the food the freaking bowl four things everyone hates patient I have a fear of long words therapist you mean hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia patient one I cut the wires of regular Apple earbuds and wore them at school - the school confiscated them three when I went to get them back I took somebody else's real air pods well I just want to say that I'm a huge fan like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dankmemes videos thanks

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Id: 9T0A99Ic9Gg

Length: 22min 18sec (1338 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 15 2020