DANK DOODLE MEMES V608

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the milk in first stairs mother-fricker Lee Jesus walks into a bar just twelve waters please winks at disciples so glad I grew up with this and notice me trying to get out of my comfort zone sure death is scary but remember the Toy Story 3 monkey my deaf ass staring at someone after they've repeated the same thing for the fifth time so it turns out ass girl would need to fall about forty eight hundred miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity Rachel I'm begging you it is 2:30 in the morning that information is on a need-to-know basis the last thing my computer sees after I die tour the same 8-year old for the 11th time hard to swallow pills noob means new player and not bad player I can explain say psych right now you died in one month while I died in three weeks I can milk you three I died in one you guys are dying I think I know where your parrot is sir parrot lost bandid reward parody BQ Saturday 12 come early 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on a freaking Saturday teenagers police officers [Music] illusion 100 me enjoying watching YouTube YouTube listen up the soap you shower with issues a man in Florida woke with a headache only to discover his wife had shot him while he slept he survived Florida man tis but a scratch I guess I'll try online dating Jade age 26 I like cats memes and coffee she's perfect I'll give online dating a short Kevin age 26 I like Netflix music and memes he's perfect like that's ever gonna happen China's has border disputes with 23 countries China only shares border with 14 countries voice it's no fair girls live longer than boys also boys when you can tell who is approaching your room just by their breathing pattern first grade me after accidentally killing the teacher mom I will initiate self-destruct I'm back Belle Delphine the poster above me is mega gay Cheers I'll drink to that bro in terms of maturity we have no maturity long ago Four Nations lived together in harmony [Music] I'll pay you to read my mind your credit card number is 5 5 3 3 1 0 1 3 2 8 6 5 4 4 1 4 payment has been taken care of 4 Horsemen of hot stuff why was he so big did they ever give back story to that yes he was a little guy but Emily Elizabeth loved him so much he turned into a big boy your daughter is small what does that say about you you're small what does that say about your parents new hires she's getting McDonald's the McDonald's employee who is also hi remove child before washing what the hell happened here this cheeseburger lent you reset turns you into a sexy cheeseburger Americans there are no words on God's green earth that can describe how spectacular a erect I am any body what time is it 10 year-old me time for you to get a watch I prefer to poop after I shower Dindo your opinion is wrong yeah sorry I was in church it's all God it really is happy crusader noises when you forget to bring your phone to the toilet how likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague one please 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India I'm four parallel universes ahead of you when she loves you as a friend but you are an introvert and now you have a friend me Hey look I found this cool HD Tom me friend but what are you going to do with it me me opens a bag of chips every single soul in the universe it's enough to make a grown man a communist 2020 be like you're freaked gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms when I placed by way even illness becomes wellness communist detected on American soil lethal forcing aged when you finally figure out who didn't pay attention in class my roast chicken what do you think at Gordon Ramsay beginning of the movie villain with thirty years of training the hero end of the movie hero with five minutes of training the villain fireworks and gunshots my dog is own farts my dog did you know you can start a sentence with words and end it with pictures how do you know that because some people are from a different country that doesn't speak English so if someone has bad english on the internet it doesn't mean their kids are you always late for things here's a two-step life hack to help figure out what time you should be at a place simply get there before that time you will see results instantly try it out sigh he has such a way with words people who drive white vans be like I'll take you straight women my ugly ass face Ubud driver you want to listen to some music me do yeah sure uber driver oversharing everything about my life being super secretive for no reason what are you bar thirty four dollars and two cents uber now or ona virus forty eight dollars and ninety three cents mop I donated your old Legos to the orphanage so how the kids can play with them isn't that nice me age 35 I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop sat on the bench and asked me for pets appreciate I do thank you imagine it's the year 2011 you just returned from school you turned on your phone and the first thing you saw were these apps minecraft paper toss cut the rope jetpack challenge name an object no human has attempted to use shrek surely your beam the restless life of Frederick Russell Burnham a splendid savage the last man on earth the year is 2020 and after a deadly virus has swept the planet only one man is left on earth coincidence I think not photographer now post normally Instagram thought learns the word audacity fifteen-year-old white girls I'll freaking say it again you only like Utz that's not true I like other animals as well [Music] programmer writes code for calculator the code cures cancer instead programmer visible frustration widow why do you like my pic from 2017 I'm not weird you just haven't looked good in a while when you make a self-depreciating joke around someone who's not depressed Hey I'm sorry to text you like this but I want to break up you haven't been the same since Ohio and my hands are tied wish you the best and I'll miss you very much I've never been to Ohio who are you what I prank myself by going to school 18 years for nothing when you go shopping with your parents and they pick out the ugliest things for you they look amazing humans talk snakes are you eating healthy yes today I made a jade organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole-wheat Wow let me see WTF all it takes is some imagination and a little science 8-year old me finding a stick in the forest lightsaber nobody the first person to be a geologist must have been like hey these are ox how to open the gates 2.5 million people before this video let me in I think I forgot something if you forgot then it wasn't important yeah you're right it's with deep sorrow that grandma Gertrude passed this morning passed by a liquor store cause I'm faded as Frank a normal conversation you can spell toniest Ernie me peacefully having a dinner with my family the TV shows a program about kids getting addicted to video games me time to abandon ship when your teacher won't round up your 59.6% to a 100% Harry Potter and the audacity of this be we are breaking up all you care about is memes dogs what is my purpose to make people happy because you are the cutest thing alive happiness noise when you break up with your obliques gf and your dad starts crying downstairs wait something's not making sense ear when you speak English more fluently than your native language maybe I'm English LIKE the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dank memes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,358,007

Rating: 4.9369807 out of 5

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Id: Dxip_AD3lCM

Length: 16min 19sec (979 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 20 2020