DANK DOODLE MEMES V770

everyone's so worried about getting playstation 5 they forgot about playstation 5. i farted in front of my crush and my friend took the blame for me you are a good man thank you 9th grade girls oh my god kevin is so hot kevin eating bugs eating wet bugs yo wanna play some fortnite i don't play fortnite sorry brah you got the mandalorian picture though you know i could just be a fan of the show right lmao you serious star wars nerd i'm surrounded by idiots when a little kid just roasted the life out of you and now you gotta tell them santa claus ain't real ahem ea the same game every year every fifa player hello spongebob could you keep it down i'm trying to be boring the older i got the more i started to understand squidward normal people's youtube recommendations how to prevent trust my youtube recommendations we definite related a steak would you punch a little kid for 5 million cow dies in the desert all of its bone except for the skull me after sneezing at an anti-vaxx protest i'm a god of death me see is kid crying me hey kid why are you crying are you lost i promise i will bring you back to your parents kid my parents are dead me a promise made must be a promise kept i don't wear a mask because i don't go outside me a fat american looking at memes about how fat americans are in 1971 burglars broke into an fbi office by writing a note that said please don't lock this door tonight and plastering it onto the front door it worked and they stole several files infinite iq physics in elementary school physics in high school physics and indian movies november me versus december me i wish all people who closed the door after opening it on the way out a very pleasant evening santa chinese government likes red color knows if you are good knows your location maybe i'm a santa hey jamie can you polish this picture help me get the ladies settle down ladies done prosthesic panty doctor real man i can hear your nightmares me doctoria man i wrote you a poem do you wanna hear it you can hear it anyway there once was a girl called becky whose looks could kill like machete i'm a little bit drunk and my rhyming is junk spaghetti amazing shakespeare gonna tell my kids this was somebody that i used to know no one will harm a single tree if the lorax is given an rpg i just supplexed my girlfriend into my bed and this happened you should hold her shoulder ursula sold shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder me noticing that one capital age meanwhile in an alternate reality other people cut their nails how i cut my nails [Music] what is the strangest thing you've done for cash work 40 plus hours a week my friend who has been trying to have a kid for six months me who got one from the playground in two minutes 20 year old me trying to fill a bucket faster [Music] or man i just had my first kiss it was beautiful you know that your mother doesn't count but yours does diamond helmet thorns three what happens if two drunk people have shreks and both of them regret it afterwards you mom i'm pregnant with greg's child say it say it i'm great the irs when chasing poor people the irs when chasing rich people donald has six letters trump has five letters five times six is thirty thirty squared is nine hundred donald trump has eleven letters nine hundred plus eleven is nine eleven trump did nine 11 confirmed conspiracy theorist putin the russian vaccine has no side effects the world in 2022 you are loved you are of it imagine being a tree and losing your leaves in winter this post was made by the evergreen team soccer players after being lightly pushed i diagnose myself with dead f1 drivers after walking out of a burning car tis but a scratch my mom i want you home in 10 minutes me and another city when tv shows have characters who are teenagers played by people in their 30s 7 year old boy when you are having a good time then you start thinking about life i don't know anything about my parents they both died half a year before i was born people who have an iq less than the room temperature normal people just watch the movie me trying to see if the actors who just died in the movie are breathing me quickly flips through each layer of a big mac like a wad of cash mcdonald's employee nervously assuring me it's all there i swear subtitles scary noise deaf people [Music] walking barefoot in normal countries walking barefoot in australia you will die in five sees beyond my wife's arm oh i roll up a newspaper babe stay still using newspaper as a megaphone there's a freaking bee on you his wife the bee this guy them how are you not cold me introverts when they drop a pencil in class and nobody notices it's gone forever kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration [Music] loading screen tips be like caution trees don't move found this at the bottom of my delivery receipt thank you to whoever this was delivery instructions pretty sure this is the vine guy that does awesome impressions i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders though the return of the freaking i like how you always announce your arrival press m to open your map and find your corpse when you finally reach japan but you don't see any ninjas or hot anime girls social distancing in the streets gang warfare by the beats i'm a grown man i'm a big adult i can do this four five six i'm here mommy mom i'm here ancient egypt summarized do you want to join my religion what's your religion interested do they allow out laughing in hawaii or just aloha that's you did it you're one of us now your parents gonna be home in 10 minutes what do you do come back in 11 minutes and ask them what's going on sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening people criticized how this artist drew bird legs so he trolled them by fixing the legs you get what you freaking deserve beep boop it say rich and famous people if you feel down don't drink antidepressants just go on a walk to cheer yourself up me who lives in a post-soviet country yeah that'll definitely work me rickroll someone me the guy who got rick rolled meanwhile rick astley when the pope says you can't divorce your wife so you separate from the church and make your own religion improvise adapt overcome on the bright side she said i'm never helping with the lights again 1920 great depression 2020 great depression will you press the button you get 100 000 but at random points in your life you hear minecraft cave sounds psychopaths when everyone is talking about 2021 but forgetting that this is flash's last month sad adobe noises me summons the courage to wear a light-colored shirt my nipples my daughter after i explained to her that she will be going to school almost every day for the next 17 years this is the worst day of my life the worst day of your life so far when the restaurant is small but the owner is creative the waiter did you know this kid played on the phone regularly so his mother secretly applied a black eye shadow on both eyes while sleeping after waking up and seeing his eyes the kid began to scream and cry his mom reasoned it was due to excessive use of phones poor kid he believed it the lion the witch and the audacity of this beach seven billion years from now the sun has finally exploded queen elizabeth the only remainder of earth is floating in outer space hoping to find another immortal creature for company this is how i imagined my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by [Music] i'm going to tell my kids this is where i spent most of my childhood [Music] dad turns on the lights at 3am looking for a snack me and my siblings already looking for some pain in english pain in french i thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so i was like lmao freaking idiot bird got owned then i saw that the bird was knitted as well then i realized i was the freaking idiot bird getting owned amber heard reportedly in talks for pirates of the caribbean reboot how dare you stand where he stood when westerners see this in front of indian house kill this as he break binary person non-binary person fanboys when they've watched the first five seconds of a video from their favorite youtuber i've seen enough i'm giving a like when mom sends you to buy groceries and says keep the change [Music] hey girl are you an oven because i wanna put babies in you hold up upgrade frick go back photographic evidence of nasa taking the moon down for maintenance circa 1972 colorized my six-year-old brother's teacher asked the class what's their favorite season and he said garlic powder he a little confused but he got the spirit my dad getting three jobs at 20 years old my mom raising a child at 19 years old me at the same age with no money and no girlfriend teacher use a sentence that starts with i abhishek ie's teacher no abhishek you should say i am not ies abhishek i'm the ninth letter of the alphabet yeah this is big brain time previous humans take hundreds of thousands of years to create fire me who burned down my house at the age of seven this picture of a crow is interesting because it's actually a cat crewmate there is one imposter among us [Music] no no he's got a point me trying to go to sleep the small lights on my pc and router the only real happy ending like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 13min 2sec (782 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2020