DANK DOODLE MEMES V646

nobody lizards in summer fun fact the guy in charge of naming movies at pixar makes over 700 k dollars a year he got a 300k dollar bonus for coming up with cars that guy after coming up with cars too when you try to put a dorito in your mouth long side first wanna know how i got these scars i'm going to step on my human's balls care to join me now you're speaking mile language dutch boy genius who has been cleaning up pacific garbage patch is now clearing the world's rivers responsible for depositing most of the ocean trash his latest creation the interceptor is a solar-powered barge which can collect up to 55 tons of garbage daily invest do you like my new haircut you won't get mad if i tell you the truth of course not i'm sleeping with your sister [Music] kansas our kansas i've got 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved by a salary increase the us during a pandemic in movies the us during a pandemic in real life spider-man too long at home finally pause station hollywood guns in a nutshell i got 54 more rounds in this four ounce magazine me cracks knuckles my knuckles 9 hours 59 minutes 46 seconds cool down time 5 second unskippable ads are better than 30 seconds adds that you can skip after 5 seconds because you don't have to move your hand laziness 100 a behavior known as tusking between males where they rub their tusks together gently could be a way to clean the tusks of algae and other growths essentially their way of brushing their teeth it could also act as social bonding since the tusks are sensitive to touch i don't know man seems kinda gay to me a jar you can't defeat me my hand i know but he can my hand wrapped in my shirt 30 years ago today i said i was never gonna give you up i'm a man of my word rick x make all next gen games cross play americans start using the metric system they only use it to measure the diameter of bullets the global internet is being attacked by sharks google confirms no headline will bring me as much joy as this wi-fi goes out those freaking sharks again i swear freaking sjws sharks that jam wi-fi people in movies and commercials me if i did the same thing yoda gaming says left me my wife has game i must cheers i'll drink to that yoda [Music] my favorite color is glitter my favorite color is hitler if you're looking for the gray bike i stole it back it was mine photos plus serial number two prove so long sucker haha loser everyone like that this vet has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be all right the kid saying that there are three states of matter the kid saying there are four states of matter me who knows that there are 50 states in the u.s in houston texas a 19 year old boy named rashad died attempting to play russian roulette with a semi-automated pistol instead of a revolver that boy i call this game american roulette you have zero percent chance of surviving anime openings versus anime endings [Music] driving on the left side of the road driving on the right side of the road driving on any side of the road the best thing about college is it forces you to have confidence like in high school i never had the confidence to walk in front of a moving car two nine-year-old kids cut their teacher's wi-fi so he doesn't send any more homework ah victory finally four horsemen of sad people on computers [Music] tell me who is mematic and why does he make so many posts me says something which a third grade kid doesn't agree with the third grader i diagnose your dad with homosexuality after all these years cardi a old land cold wheels finally i have them all are you eating healthy yes today i made aged organic milk tossed overseas and tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat wow let me see what the frick me at parties watching people eat salt through their nose when you see a lot of shaw shreks is great memes i'm sorry is this some sort of shrek she'll joke that i'm too virgin to understand visible disgust you play we play lioness in heat bites lions balls at returdum zoo every other lions in five mile radius [Music] if you see the police my man i look inside myself and i ask do i feel like a man or a woman and the answer is that i feel like she's same me getting ready for work knowing somebody made 300k dollars to name a movie cars [Music] the product on the website the product when it arrives alien mamma mia alien me it's my elbow on the edge of a table my entire nervous system do the stanky leg 1960s 1990s 2000s 2020s me and my boys when we see a security camera if you kill the bees i'll break your knees the common man me taking my dog to the vet my dog who thinks we are going for a walk boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor mick and rorty deleting song from playlist keeping song but skipping it every time it plays [Music] me dinner is ready set the table today i learned that a hacker is breaking into people's routers and patching them so they can't be abused by other hackers you are bad guy but this does not mean you are a bad guy who would you want to give a valentine to mario 23 votes princess peach 127 votes luigi 65 votes yoshi 76 votes pikachu 68 votes wario 58 votes isabelle 392 votes will luigi 68-70 devotees i love democracy bro i'm not blowing this shiz up the person who made it someone dressed as frankenstein actually frankenstein is the creator you're dressed as frankenstein's monster actually one might argue that dr frankenstein is in fact the true monster because he abandoned his helpless creation coming out at 90 years old to my gay daughter 90 year old kenneth felts is living proof that it's never too late he's just come out as gay his wife with whom he had a daughter reading this news weebs not weebs avatar the last airbender is good everyone because of of it finally green print songs in the 2000s be like [Music] chinese man spends 400 000 to buy a slaughterhouse and saves 2 000 dogs who's more gangster rick ross bob ross i love democracy me drops my kid off everyone else at niagara falls the education system i wonder why students hate us also the education system being bullied just act less gay advice teachers will you press the button you get five million dollars but you have to give half of it to your mom plus 2.5 million dollars plus my hard-working mom gets what she deserves my best friend since we were 10 proposed to me today with the most thoughtful proposal i could imagine i could not be more excited to share my life with the kindest man i've ever known the guy the friend zone [Music] baby where are you i'm still at the game nobody me at 3 a.m where is my freaking birth certificate my calculator app when my calculator app when i want a nokia bot society won't let me me with a nokia smartphone [Music] finally won't smith him i ain't that rich also him price 109.99 sale 109 invest i don't trust anyone that was attractive before the age of 16 you missed out on important trauma choose your fighter scavenger archer pyramid sir juggernaut assassin sniper mercenary sorcerer finally the secret formula universe will i ever be considered a great artist yes when you learn to draw hands oh god the movie me subtitles get off your phone you are addicted my mom five minutes later are you a cake son dad what does this mirror do professor it shows us nothing more or less than the deepest most desperate desire of our hearts season three what people think it's like to be gay in the school locker room what it's actually like five-year-old me showing my parents a drawing i made of me and them my parents first edition very nice the plot to every god of war i'm going to kill you we know well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions red and green are opposite colors not red and blue fire boy and water girl veterans i have to go make a call if the world gets you down today just look at this 21 years old i have no friends the way youtube recommended this to me feels like a personal attack me bae i'm coming over to eat that ass tonight oh you using ranch this time fbi agent cheer up honey it could be worse remember steve he got stuck underground in a hole full of water i know you mean well firefighters water fighters i once fought a shopped waldo out of a where's waldo big and sent it to my friends well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan when you're going to france and you don't see any guy with a scarf smoking while carrying a baguette and wearing a berry what is this place me trying to wrestle my dad him drunk wondering why amy jet is fighting him i cheated on you with wait who the one you asked me about no who asked this is why i did it it's not about looks it's about the way you act piece of shoes i'm playing gosh i need you you really mean that i need you to shut the frick up martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed select all squares with fire hydrants congratulation you have unlocked a secret bonus video enjoy new pet his name is giaff eat it why is there a video of hans a ridiculously shrekzy anime character and armin dancing to this in my recommendations breaking people's legs and giving them wheelchairs what are they gonna do chase him i am sick and tired of this rona i'm tired of this rona so i'm a drink some tide see y'all on the other side [Music] this is what macdonald's sprite tastes like oh look to him how'd i do him she's jesus bless frick girl how do you bless frick someone ask a catholic priest he looks like all the beatles combined with that man that everyone sees in their dreams hate to get political but what the frick is a baby [Music] imagine raising your child 18 years just for it to turn into a skittle imma tell my kids these were the teletubbies a moment of silence for a parent looking through their kids youtube search history please subscribe to calling cookie monster the n-word i changed my horn to gunshot noises now people get out of the way faster when you reach a level of procrastination where instead of studying you watch videos about studying karen versus deborah type 3 lmao the kid trying to help is like mega kangaskhan why are you laughing so hard my brain gordon ramsay that ram needs to cool down this makes me wanna install the cartoon network app without permission from parent or guardian black lives matter to honour the legacy of george floyd today we will be shutting down access to our online games grand theft auto online and red dead online they should have turned off wanted levels instead this made me want to write a joe bidden fanfic called forbidden fruit i bet he's thinking about other women him george washington died in 1799 the first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824 george washington never knew dinosaurs existed the dinosaurs didn't know george washington existed either if i had a dollar for every gender i'd have no money there is no gender take off your clothes i have one dollar cause it's nerf or nothing don't let this song distract you from the fact that mr krabs sold spongebob soul for 62 cents coconut after listening to heavy metal it's like middle school but every kid has an automatic rifle so it's exactly like middle school so my mom added me human ears to look more like a human so if i'm understanding this correctly what she's saying is the human ears are the removable ones [Music] bts after 10 years of putting up with their fans i'm poppy imagine a conversation between her and groot i killed a man and you told my grandma i didn't want to eat her food my nana makes the best food ever her meatballs are off the charts so are my brothers hey reply with in-depth information about something you're passionate about gush about it i wanna learn mario i save the princess luigi i save mario short ass how did you lose your virginity i don't lose making a google to one reduction with lego gears this is amazing i never thought that you could put lagos together in a way that would create an existential crisis british man loses 70 pounds during six week or on a virus battle doctors hate him for this shocking weight loss discovery click here to find out how he did it my friend thinks that she's married to jungkook one like on this video equals one prayer for her mental health drop kick her imagine the divorce lawyer so you want to divorce minnie because she was extremely silly mickey no i said she was freaking goofy minnie likes a doggy style when grandma checks your 1db homework folder anatomy class doki doki lit club pregnant woman omg my baby looks beautiful the ultrasonic my hom is in creative mode while i'm in survival in vietnam they let you shoot a rocket launcher at a cow for ten dollars sir this is a wonders no this is patrick are i know how you feel my parents just divorced let's split up gang seriously what are you supposed to do when you're watching a movie with your parents and a shrek's scene comes on i don't know but my mom thought that the machinist was a great movie to watch with my grandmother who has dementia when bale leaves the hooker's house and drops money on the dresser my grandma said oh how sweet for him to leave his wife some money when he goes to work this dog lost weight and found a job he's more successful than most of us here lol how to baptize when in lockdown [Music] what the frick ha ha ha ha ha holy bang bang mother trucker cheese when you type milk into bing no dogs please the rides are getting pretty crazy even the black dogs are joining here's what i want to see from now on teamwork dedication i'ma go beat it like michael jackson dummy dummy dummy i won't do that too do we need one luigi in smash 94 yes he'd be perfect zero no he's dumb ten waffles are great i love democracy whoever made this is going to hell and i'm going with you [Music] are the pope station five it blesses thee for eight hundred dollars i think i woke my neighbor up with that bark of laughter if the sun is made out of helium why it doesn't just float away helium is still denser than the vacuum so the sun is actually sinking because the earth is gravitationally locked to the sun it's falling with the sun this is what produces the illusion of gravity on earth since gravity isn't real i don't know man i had an uncle that was awfully gravity looking back i still think it was real why i'm done with gibson this is why i'll never get a gibson oh not because of this because i can't afford one i can just imagine an environmentalist coming here and seeing all the comments about how hot he is look out anyone else notice that mickey would have never gotten hit because he's too short goofy just wanted a way out what is this green stuff [Music] looks like pollen tree wait his car has been freaking a tree that dirty he was teaching about microsoft word without computer [Music] noob in afghanistan they teach call of duty without any computers would you rather count to 1000 and receive 1 000 or count to 1 billion and receive one wish i'd count to a billion and wish for a thousand dollars jerry lawson african-american engineer who pioneered the video game cartridge stanley from the office this song makes me feel like a strong independent man but actually i'm just a white girl from russia why are you single because i'm me tennis racket bridge [Music] that's a bad minton racket though racket is racket people in asian countries habitually wear masks when they have a simple cold out of concern for others no one cries about being oppressed no one takes up arms and storms government buildings no one mocks anyone for wearing a mask americans are self-centered toddlers i like the masks now i can buy six boxes of twinkies and petroleum jelly at the same time in total anonymity where are you shoving those twinkies did adam and eve have belly buttons and 199 other questions from catholic teenagers if he didn't have a belly button how did she go pee me watching shows like avatar and pokemon at an age older than the main characters wondering if i'll ever get to go on a real adventure in my life dude you must be quite old aung is 112 years old blurstad shreks now that's a good pickup line h b o it's in the game the inequitable and brutal treatment of black people in our country must stop together we stand in solidarity with the black community our employees customers and partners in the fight against systemic racism and justice amazon what do i do about a package that says it has been delivered but hasn't [Music] that glazed one is how i want to be once this quarantine ends omg i just saw the biggest way to frick with someone walk up to a stranger and be like oh hey remember me when they say no say think about it i like to go up to 5 year olds and say do you remember me i used to hold you as a baby and then tell them to come with me and i eat them what's your cat's name matt like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 22min 35sec (1355 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 28 2020