DANK DOODLE MEMES V659

you only like the pen clicking noise when you are the one making it [Music] the four horsemen of pissing of your mom steal her charger open a second bag of something that is already open use six glasses a day put an empty box back in the pantry first car was invented in 1885 so in disney's cars universe they invented a human in 1885. when you see people praise you for redrawing a meme me sees this me walks on it mom why me i'm a bot and this action was performed automatically big burgers should be wider not taller why this won't work whoever stole the purple marker please return it no the whole class orange tangerine tangerine orange land iceland finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary one like equals five push-ups please i really need this haha 49.1 k stop stop he's already dead allow weather to make and manage phone calls let us manage your phone calls monster under the bed mosquitoes nuclear explosion arrows angry mom killer bullets cold temperature my blanket me you're safe thanks hey isn't it weird how we live longer than men how weird is that really safe yes the americans are asleep quick post images of free healthcare see look cases are dropping [Music] my phone hundreds of screenshots i don't use this guy made a boat that makes it look like it's sinking the trickster myth the highest honor in journalism is the pulitzer prize fact the highest honor in journalism getting assassinated by the cia my idiot furry son has one job at night bulk up things and make them go away easy right however a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought this is the third time he's been gifted ear bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash and he keeps doing it [Music] i serve the bear union lawyers hope you get sued doctors hope you get sick cops hope you're criminal mechanics hope you have car trouble but only a thief wishes prosperity for you 30 year old me deciding my game attack in russia in 1997 a poacher shot and wounded a tiger and stole part of its recent kill the tiger later found the poacher's cabin waited at least 12 hours for him come home then killed and ate him get fricked 100. i'm not wearing some stupid mask an incredibly detailed hand-stitched leather alien face hug a protective face mask my mom who spent all day cooking my sister who helped her me who was the taste tester one time i was on a date in high school and i got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but find my date one hundred dollars because she was only four eight and by law was supposed to be in a booster seat and honestly i think about this a lot [Music] me sees rice bag also me slaps it my mom but why why would you do that me i'm a bot and this action was performed automatically hey isn't it weird how we live longer than men are weird women and children first frick frick vegans animal abusers just some jew that ordered a sandwich british parrot missing for four years returns home speaking fluent spanish parrot 10 divided by 3b like 14 year old student builds an atomic the science project iran getting sanctioned for doing the same 12 year old me creating the perfect family in the sims while my parents argue in the kitchen [Music] are you leaving me no we're staying married what a relief i love you why should i trust you all the guys i have dated were dogs well aren't you going to say anything meow wait that's illegal my dad passed away when i was 16 from cancer and before he died he prepaid flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last miss you so much daddy [Music] everyone like that i decided to watch the last airbender since you recommended it to me [Music] i understand why you like it so much now it's a great movie you prefer me over lisa did you know if humans killed each other at the same rate that we kill animals we'd be extinct in 17 days me wanting to die from a long time that's kind of cool mop are you hungry me no i'm brian dad and me android does something apple does the same thing but more expensive also apple this is the future my state of mind wanting to be alone not wanting to be lonely fear anger hatred when you get excited to play a game but it has a 40 gb update if being sexy was a crime i'd be serving a life sentence a life sentence for a crime you didn't commit whole leashes you freaking killed her dude when karen says she can't breathe after wearing a mask for 15 minutes does your a-hole get jealous of the shiz that comes out of your mouth florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail charles folk aged 40 was arrested thursday morning and charged with petty theft brethren country sheriff's office taxi driver [Music] you're not scared of being alone in the dark you're scared of not being alone in the dark bill gates is spending 150 million dollars to try to make a rorona virus vaccine as cheap as three dollars everyone like that i spent the night in my own house caught 24-hour overnight challenge visible confusion neil armstrong's dad shot a load so powerful that it eventually landed on the moon they recreated us on animal crossing so gross we don't have fingers let's catch some bugs bro yes the best license place doesn't exist pp 69 420 japan germany what's so funny japan oh nothing we just attacked a harbor with a lot of ships germany oh nice was it england japan no america germany you what my mom threatens to take away my playstation me corrects her that i have an xbox if you're gonna threaten me do it properly human remains found in moscow pizza store i will stuff you all in the crust make a wish kid asks to give jake paul one good punch in the face this legend jake paul genie i will grant you your wish girls i wish for world peace i wish there were no diseases i wish everyone in the world was happy boys just remembered i exist outside my own perception and people can see me and form an opinion about me me and my friend explaining that if two pregnant women fight it's like babies fighting in mex the kfc cashier one time i saw a taping of ellen and the intern got ellen the wrong kind of coffee so security took the intern outside and then we heard a gunshot but ellen said it was unrelated i said three sugars almost every hand you've shaken has had a d on it that's why i cut to the chase and just shake their d when i ask my brother why i'm always players to win lego games my big bro it's the law what puberty did to my friends what puberty did to me koala fingerprints are so similar to humans that even crime scene investigators have been confused by them wait what kind of crime scene has both my goals are beyond your understanding thanks to his crazy friends this guy now has a freaking prosthetic nerf gun attached to his arm crazy friend science is the world's finest yesterday i went to bed and looked up to the stars and then i thought to myself where the frick is my ceiling 18 meter life-sized gundam revealed in japan first gundam statue with ability to move those japanese are up to something chinese man spends four hundred thousand dollars to buy a slaughterhouse and saves two thousand dogs you are a real man i greet you i don't get how you cheat on a significant other like how do you get two different people to like you how the ship doesn't make any freaking sense but frick it up up and away pairs grow in argentina packed in thailand and that's where it all began schools we can't enforce mask wearing schools as soon as you wear the wrong shirt [Music] six hundred thousand dollars three hundred thousand dollars gold diggers gold diggers i think the scariest part of having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months your math is blowing my mind to all you hunters who kill animals for food shame on you you want to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there where no animals were harmed stares carnivorously boomers you should be more respectful to all people you brat also boomers in 1965 luigi says if he black he do crack when i bake bread i gave thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses brutal no oh paper straws are the best metal straws are better because they are reusable and sturdy you can just drink out of the bottle yes nobody my aunt on facebook girls why don't guys get our hints they're hints this is sexy this is not we love has curves when you go through hell only to be told that the itch is in another castle leonardo dicaprio whenever he sees leonardo dicaprio related meme [Music] kate irrington stops to readjust his throne during walk with wife rose leslie if you call this journalism i swear by allah that i will shoot myself right here teacher is hiv positive the whole class class thought thanos i'm inevitable iron man isis releases new hostage video i have finally done it even i can't believe it when you crack a joke and the quiet kid laughs loudly on it odin is with us friend you can't just upload a random assortment of blocks and expect anyone to understand me what dumbasses grew up with what boys grew up with what true legends grew up with hi hey did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday sorry i'll return your wallet you stole my heart hold up the only yacht i have been on same remember kids drugs are for losers yay drugs ah the grim reaper i'm not ready to die yet perhaps as well what is it this is the list of disasters yet to come in 2020 aight let's go usps tracking package has left facility we have no freaking idea package delivered if you have seen this dog please let us know me at subtitle because i don't understand the language subtitles woman continues speaking russian me see i told you they wouldn't notice us boomers everyone grandma grandson hasn't ate in two hours no he's probably starving to death right now a turkey a ton of cookies and 100 15 days at supermarket two days at my house instead of powering it up you just turn the cover to get started and instead of clicking on next page all you do is turn it pretty cool a i know how to read a book name and that condescending attitude is precisely why i dislike coming here and is probably related to the downward visitation trending libraries overall me orders two large pizzas guy on the phone you must be having a party my fat ass knowing damn well i'm alone and i'm going to eat them both by myself yes my grandfather who served in world war ii my grandmother who was a nurse in that period my mom who plays candy crush elmo loves seeing the children happily eating their fruits and vegetables alma will have a lot of healthy organs to sell i'd love to know what would happen if i hired two private investigators to follow each other i don't need sleep i need answers your chances of getting killed by the eye of sauron arlo but never zero me after having shreks on the couch everyone else at ikea sisters pushes cow i'm telling mom brothers rips leg off tis but a scratch sorry i'm not treasure i'm just me sane i'm thankful for i'm thankful for my hose house there are no accidents master uruguay my homies after they moan or ask for a cigarette while i was on a call with my mom things i will miss the most when going back to school eight-year-old me realizing that the world wasn't black and white before the 1950s this might be more complicated than i thought what happened to that man he did the cat physics physics of newton slept under a coconut tree girls oh you are looking really good today no i'm not stop lying boys hey bro you looking really good today japanese guy hey what are you doing we need to shelter because the americans dropped a nuclear time traveler the first one or the second one japanese guy the [Music] me my little brother i would like to award you the highest honor i can bestow player one they all ask who's that pokemon but never how's that pokemon my friend you can't recognize someone just by their hand me finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary love knows no borders neither does britain ah yes the four stages of life [Music] there is another me when dad says a well thought joke with puns me when a random stranger on the internet says please do not the cat harvard bro you want a scholarship when your dad asks why you only got two dollars and 31 cents in your savings coke it's very famous meme lords comedians my dumb ass just trying to brighten your day even a little bit how to out pizza the hut and dominoes but better not the hut anime protagonists the villains lair is probably not visible to the naked eye the villain's lair my half brother is 6'4 my god imagine if he were a full brother maths u.s healthcare system making sure someone goes bankrupt for a broken wrist listen kid i don't have much time the soap that kills 100 of bacteria is us we open schools the schools after a week when you finally get a new pair of glasses ah i see well introverts whenever they get the wrong order works for me don't show us on camera our wives think we are at work the cameraman mission failed most people rejected his message girls who like k-pop are the same as boys who like belle delphine shut up they hated jesus because he told them the truth netflix when a guy character has no personality you will be gay how to keep a blue chair off the ground me after using this to pick up a green chair they said it could not be done me and friends waiting for the post credit scene person working at cinema you guys are still there blm supporters don't judge people by their race formula one racing announces years of academy training wasted which one do i shoot oh me me me me he looks like my father but he is my neighbor i'm gonna tell him don't you dare separates two flat legos with their hands finds the perfect water temperature while showering always plugs usb one shot makes a karen change her mind rick rolls recastly wins arguments against mom too powerful to be left alive fake s thing i've ever seen fake s thing you've ever seen really they made a movie about dinosaurs destroying an amusement park but this is the fakest thing you've ever seen quit yelling caps lock is stuck spilled badger blast i prefer the real modern logo i said the real modern logo perfection it's spring and that means we'll get to see those frickers again [Music] yeah i always get their guts on my car so nasty the only thing flatter than the earth is an anti-vaxx child's ekg whose size large daniel the cooler daniel friend lends me a pencil me friend why me i'm a bot and this action was performed automatically like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 19min 50sec (1190 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 09 2020