DANK DOODLE MEMES V546

when you realize tennis is just two people saying no you with a bowl confused screaming 2020 an alien invasion humanity teacher Jennifer studied very hard and got an A+ also teacher and Jennifer life is like a sandwich no matter what side you want the bread comes first the dead suit bat watching humans fight over toilet paper from heaven proton Neutron electron not flat we checked my youngest siblings and cousins teaming up on me and smash ultimate me with my main 1990 in 30 years humans will have teleportation devices so they can travel to the moon colony instantly and everyone will own a robot 2020 when you start a new Minecraft world and find coal cook your food make torches are these and be silent do you believe in equal rights for women and men dad yes simp my ABS hiding under my belly stealth what if I accidentally ended up in your trash tonight are hard just kidding and less death notes virus well boys we did it virus is no more when you're hungry but all the food in the house needs to be cooked the quiet kid at school the quiet kid at home the class clown in school the class clown at home me at both when the time traveler tells you that your son is a tick tock er I must kill this crap right now government work from home terrorists suicide is wrong but if you jump out the window and yell parkour it will be just a failed trick me saying this during online class for legal reasons that's a joke time traveler my time machine is broken what year is it me 2020 time traveler Frick is it before or after hell invaded earth me fat bees be like yeah we got cake now bro you ate it it's so badass when people stand in front of crap they destroyed Spanish flu 1918 family portrait me and the boys in January we and the boys in February we and the boys in March Germany bangs gathering of more than two people German parents with one kid so when the time comes the boy must die yes yes he must die the quarantine normal people celebrities with 30 room mansions do you know if your handwriting is bad it means your brain is working faster than your hands doctors I'm speed boomers when they test positive for virus after buying 20 bags of toilet paper how did this happen 60 year old me hey grandkids pass me a beer the grandkids the only ones we have up in a beer 60 year old me my professor is 74 and he isn't confident using zoom so he's pre-recorded the rest of our classes today I watched the first one he has a Pinocchio dal in the front row because he isn't comfortable teaching to an empty room I'm social distancing for this man and this man only The Walking Dead covered 19 while updating a bathroom I left a surprise under the floor for the next remodeler the Chinese guy who ate about the Australian guy who tossed a lit cigarette into a random bush early 2020 you sure I eat but not a turn-on when you just come out and say that ha har I'm so sorry I promise you I'm not really like that I just genuinely didn't think you were going to answer I know there's no fixing this but may we start over you got one shot make the next message good I eat but get this manna but mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago damn it Arnold I told you not to yell the n-word when we drove down Grove Street blessed mark plier prophecy class canceled due to unforeseen circumstances who didn't see that coming when you finally realize why gen Z is named after the last letter of the alphabet chuckles I'm in danger some earrings I ordered on Aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence who are you who are so wise in the ways of science blushed Shrek he is here after a few days of not going out I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside and I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them so I guess now I understand dogs teacher is that clear students crystal clear crystal maintain social distancing [Music] Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten young thug a freak cancer the Beatles never wrote a song against cancer possibly pro cancer not all disabilities look like this some look like this not all disabilities are visible please don't be so quick to judge know your peasants can't just caloric nobles destined by God ha ha long BOGO pew pew when you try now give your school presentation but the sitting at the back yells speak louder I can't hear you and the winner is the human what he just stayed home and did nothing exactly this man successfully cease cheating wife's lover for 750 thousand dollars biggest pee pee award my finger the to think has a popcorn kernel in it my tongue the right tooth when you zoom in on a foreign military base with Google Maps spy stop girl versus the horn a doe that's more than enough you have only one wish what would you wish for the world to have right now pure for virus 49% will lie Fannie Mae girls 51% I'm so proud of this community how can you be a vegetarian dude meat tastes awesome but animals have feelings too Jeff yeah evil ones though I'll be happy once your family is dead I should sell drugs to kids bus feed is okay I guess me your surname is based upon deeds done by your ancestors people with surname Simpsons Beauty and the Beast vandal smash up cars of doctors and nurses left outside UK hospitals as they work overtime you truly are the lowest scum in history everyone in a 50 foot radius when you cough this money was spent on drugs before becoming the mayor of Chicago and after y'all done stressed this lady the freaked out white Harvard student claims life is too easy seeks race change to be challenged choose difficulty very difficult after two weeks of quarantine can you blink more quiet who freaking come my dad just walked into the room looking sad ass freak with his fists closed and said I just realized my office pant is gonna die because he's working from home lmao virus the dad you've made a powerful enemy today my friend government work from home tour guide violets are blue roses red puppy gets the internet heart attack after eating Jam and then playing dead my niece asked what was for dinner and I told her scraps she started crying spoiled brat it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying and it was a stupid name for a dog anyway God looking at us on day 83 of 2020 how are you not dead I have no idea deeds are cool mullets are bad you are a good toilet paper thank you how all teachers do online classes how my teacher does it what going outside in March 20 20 fields like wanted California declares marriage men are an essential industry some guy in Texas serving life for possessing a gram you might as well go ahead and pronounce the L and salmon nothing matters anymore I was told there would be more zombies and rotting worst apocalypse ever a guy want a snack what the frig bro I went outside and I got a snack I love my snack snack Frozone is more powerful than Elsa because he can say the n-word why would you say something so controversial yet so brave my kid in the year 2040 dad we are out of toilet paper me what is the quickest way to get rid of a boner scissors when you realize that virus has been inside the bodies of more than 350,000 people frickin for the suicidal kid after shaking hands with someone teacher let's examine our family trees Alabama kid we do cover-ups before after after after shorty gone have a whole damn Christmas wreath that she don't settle down everyone you can't just spend your quarantine watching old spongebob looking for memes me observe quarantine I can handle that no problem day 9 when you let your parents take care of your kid for a bit but then you remember how their kid turned out wait crab like Titanic is obviously fake because how do they record it when they are like all dying in the water you know maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk I dispense wisdom what is your wisdom there are more nipples in the world than people that's a good wisdom so this is what my Sims must feel when I delete all of the doors to their house rapper confessing to the multiple crimes he has committed in a song whoa the police this is worthless do y'all prep your meat like this or in a bowl got a debate going on with my friend right now I don't care what anyone says about how clean their sink is this is disgusting in 1980 we thought that in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets but here we are teaching people how to wash their hands shame celebrities when they have to be quarantined in their 20 million dollar 25 room mansion me shows basic human kindness to anyone of the female gender everyone within a ten-mile radius s to the I to the M to the P what you're doing do you ever say Frick it and eek tiny bit of paper you can't get removed governments work from home scientists it's covered 19 not call that 19 a Corvette is of the crow family 19 crows are not gathering to kill you but if they are it's a murder no bot is gonna finger my butt 10 easy butterfly knife tricks it's not always love when you feel a butterfly in your stomach you're making it really hard for me to get to know you you always dodge my questions ok well ask me something now and I'll give you a straightforward answer how would you describe yourself verbally when your friend says he will give you $25 if you ask your crush outs and it works that lonely back the does me 25 bucks pal cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicle that sounds sciency enough to be true [Music] how's 2020 going people all over the world students who think they have three weeks off from school online classes so I found these in my friend's freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared when I went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered Ice Ice Baby me donates my entire life savings to a girl on twitch so she will say my name my kids in the future the simpsons when you need to yell your opinion about the news I tie my head out and make a video in my truck prom star promises to sleep with the scientist who cures virus gay scientist well now time not doing it virus will you please listen I'm not the Messiah students that were on the verge of suicide because of school he is the Messiah when the teacher calls your name in the middle of silly and akin stop panicking Jesus has a planner Kim Nagasaki Nagasaki is a Japanese port city that was founded by the Portuguese in the late 16th century and unfounded by the United States on August 9th 1945 wanna hear something funny quarantine I don't get it Garrett's our inside joke scientists have developed the first telescopic contact lens this lens is capable of zooming your vision to three times this mean that now you will be able to see where I asked for your opinion no sometimes that's actually true something I'd expect to hear from someone who spells their name using leftover Scrabble tiles when you're watching your dog's nap and you realize how much you love them and how lucky you are to have them Big Tobacco secretly adding chemicals to cigarettes to get people to smoke more or did somebody get addicted to nicotine everybody this isolation is so hard astronauts on the ISS pathetic tech tips for people who are not as good at computers as me let's say the volume on your computer is too loud so you want to turn it down impossible right wrong it's easy simply place some coats over the speakers the more coats the more you lower the volume world hunger climate change virus blind people never seeing a meme in their life some day there will be dad's disappointed in their sons because they like sports rather than video games joke's on you I like sports and video games and my dad is still disappointed in me your selfie your deleted selfie the first sign of virus is a dry cough smokers the hosted our Airbnb has the most talkative cat that is the host no you can't just buy our land and overthrow our governments haha banana yellow government stay-at-home society but I'm not sick you're not very bright are you how many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math left/right these are confusing times police governments municipalities my mother please stay home and play video games me didn't expect that reaction but that's ok when this is over please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me still when the virus is in the United States but you live in America teacher draw your family tree the Alabama kid if you can't go to confession take your sorrow directly to God Pope says Martin Luther Big D is back in town the return of the Big D dat eat your food baby refuses dat here comes the airplane baby when you grow old enough and change your username you've had for forever me grandma we're running out of toilet paper grandma say no more boomers describing how they went to school Zuma's describing how they went to school girls meeting for the first time after quarantine OMG I missed you so much boys Dylan you son of a B be like the mandalorian keeps distance from others avoids large groups never touches his face this is the way my boyfriend told me there are special proteins and nutrients in Perm that can inhibit virus but that for it to work it must be administered orally or rectly is this right the guy time traveler hey what type of government do you have 19th century Frenchman it varies from moment to moment a lot of modern things originated in the Middle Ages here is one example [Music] why do animated characters wear gloves well I mean they can't leave fingerprints at the murders they commit heroes we have to find villain he could be anyone villain why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's theirs you know maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dankmemes videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 24 2020