DANK DOODLE MEMES V622

doodle dog Oh wants you to like the video and subscribe right now seven year old me going to school because my mom didn't believe the story about heart attack in my kidney me dad can you drive slowly I'm drinking water dat slams brakes me teacher I need four strong men to pick up these boxes six-year-old me and the boys YouTube would you like YouTube premium me no YouTube understandable would you like YouTube premium hi I found this phone you're the first on the contact list can tell your friend it's been found which friend the one whose name is at the top of your screen haha oh yeah lol so can you tell them I found it yeah will do hi it's Adam someone's found your phone yeah this is big brain time the BuzzFeed employee creating which type of bread are you quiz me talking to the same three friends I've had for years me when I meet literally anyone else and yet a trace of the true self exists in the full self fry the onions until they become transparent nine year old me closing my eyes to see if I could find my way around if I was blind the kitchen table in Delhi an oxygen bar gives Indians a gulp of fresh air low air quality has given a business opportunity to entrepreneurs offering pollution free oxygen at a price O'Hare air zombie bites person person but I'm the main character virus understandable have a great day me an intellectual judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making I lie down in my bed I get comfortable my dream makes that we're full thing 101 year old man survives Spanish flu World War 2 and now of at 19 if I had a nickel for every time I survived a global pandemic I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice Taiwanese nationwide news station crazy son of a B they did it peen jokes violence Rick & Morty me looking at my pizza in the oven when you're home he says goodnight and you see him in another game the universe might be a giant loop my god when your favorite human dies in Earth season 2020 me after stealing the heart of a girl everybody else in the surgery room what the author meant what her English teacher thinks the author meant for instance the curtains were blue what your teacher thinks the curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on what the author meant the curtains were freakin blue they call it an Xbox 360 because when people look at it they turn 360 degrees and walk away it must be hard being that freakin stupid ways to greet people during social distancing fist-pump 50% less bacteria hand-wave 90% less bacteria force-choked no bacteria no awkward conversations gain respect you get taken to hospital your mom starts crying the doctor starts crying The Avengers actors walking my alarm clock come this is no place to die kids on Xbox Live when they start losing an argument and word party I'm the loneliest man alive I dispense wisdom what is your wisdom you don't need to hate everything the internet hates it's for you to decide what you'll hate that's a good wisdom introverts orders food waiter serves wrong food introverts understandable have a nice day I'm Frankenstein's monster you don't seem like a monster to me I keep the click sounds on my phone turned on [Music] someone enters your lair panic it's just a platypus come it's Perry the Platypus panic what is the missing vowel I owe you I what is the opposite of hate peeps you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting Spotify do you like interruptions me know they are annoying Spotify understandable here is an ad about how annoying interruptions are is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman in self-defense I'm doing a video on domestic abuse and violence against men and would like to know your thoughts yes 90% no 10% I love democracy me trying to hear who the frig asks mad cycles 3,200 kilometers from Scotland to Greece to reach home amid lockdown the guy went crossing the English Channel I'm 25 and completely burnt out what am I supposed to do for 50 more years maintain a yard be about traffic keep buying spinach and watching it die get oil changes Frick sake same measuring with the metric system America she basically lifted 1000 hamsters America sort by price height alone I serve no purpose you can have your ashes turned into a playable vinyl record when your day comes the people at my funeral laughter Eric roll them for the final time dog whimpering the cause of bad dream human pets it the human in the dog's dream remember him this is him now feel old yet skills in Australia be like me watching a YouTube video some text that appears and immediately disappears the demons in my house after I turn on the lights understandable have a great day stepsisters before internet stepsisters after internet people that put the cereal first people that put milk first people that put the bowl first when you're late and you enter the classroom Enloe when you and your friends are late and you enter the classroom who had the better mustache me uninstall zap also made installs it back immediately App Store you don't have enough space me pulling the blanket on a hotel they'd be like bunny is born without ears and its owner makes some everyone like that February of it starts bro no-oh-oh we are all gonna die July offered cases 10 million bro ok customers in the restaurant while Gordon Ramsay is screaming at the owner in 8th grade I had a teacher who if he caught you eating would take your book away read the ending then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again that teacher well I just want to say that I'm a huge fan japanese tease criminals face on TV got do you want to breathe like other land animals or you want to stay as fish whales yes Emily for just saved a fish from drowning task failed successfully dear fat girl don't be afraid to get on top if he dies he dies we have guests go get the fancy cups sharks found inside an active volcano alive we are freaked - 50 % free you walk past seven sicker paths every day me in a family of eight interesting when you evolved from living underwater to living on land back to living underwater but now you lost the ability to breathe underwater whale noise intensifies this isn't I'm not joking an 1882 US patent for a mousetrap and it's the most American thing I think I've ever seen USA USA is - a lot depends on the context dollars no new Chinese viruses in one year yes doctor I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles your next shiz could spell disaster here's your bill three thousand dollars bread cold butter eggs exists mathematicians you can run but you can't hide be good morning hustlers remember to pull out the titanic illegal immigrants getting tricked by ice the world recovering from of it 19 china will yet another fancy flow laters what would you do if you found another girl's nudes on your man's phone send them to myself when he asks for my nudes I'll send her again modern problems require modern solutions scientists have identified an emergence wine flu virus g4e a h1n1 circulating in China the highly infectious virus has the potential to spur a pandemic level outbreak in humans wanna see me do it again my mom every single Pokemon is this Pikachu girl only likes guys over six feet the Chernobyl kid Native American speaks at his language Karen go back to your country if you don't speak English Native American visible confusion do cigarettes expire no cigarettes don't expire but the person smoking them doubts never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with this is known as the cross of Lorraine which was carried by the Knights Templar into the Crusades we will take Jerusalem Billy Isla shun follows everyone on Instagram never gonna give a Frick Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire no sir understandable have a great day dads don't break the law also dad's after buying illegal fireworks for the 4th of July this cop may be kept until needed or sold get-out-of-jail-free never leave the cave without it when you're feeling sassy so before you condemn the beat to hell for eternity you use her corpse as a catwalk to show off your new threads get into the helicopter get to the chopper just put Mario through a face to pixel Iser I deeply regret it [Music] impossible with no mustache oMG I love Harry his British accent is so cute that red thing is called Harry I made that red thing is a member of the royal family you get new brain wrinkles when you learn something me smooth criminal' three weeks that's plenty of time to the assignment I can do it all in one day i'ma wait till the last day oh my god this assignment is so hard I'm going to stay up all night working on it this teacher sucks I should have gotten dan extension I'm Frankenstein's monster you don't seem like a monster to me I will put my hand in your ass in the next frame but no one will see it Florida man tries to rob Game Stop while wearing transparent back on his head our expectations for you were low but holy frig ash Pikachu misty Brook Team Rocket introducing themselves for the 800th time where is your God now Karen's when they see a 5g tower death the scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bounds youtuber in 2010 makes an edgy joke their career ten years later Adeus me on insta link 346 mb worth of apps in order to install a 20 mb on google play in terms of space we have no space me finally drifts off to sleep while listening to calming music my free spotify hey hey when your friends logs onto tik tok in your house now all of China knows you're here workers in America versus Australia every girl likes a finger in her butt mom on hardest she's now I paid for the sad spot because I hate apps enjoy this pic of a cute turtle instead piece carefully he's a hero argument ends whispers me excuse me be when you vacuum and you hear that crackle sound far cry players when they see something that's far I don't know I never played the game when I dunk my cookies I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop they had us in the first half not gonna lie our blob fish are deep-sea fish Luck's with and without the extreme water pressure imagine being dragged away from your home up three thousand feet having the rapid decompression completely destroy your body just for the fishermen to call you the ugliest fish on the planet you are without doubt the ugliest fish I've ever heard of but you have heard of me dogs in Australia be like sports fans my teen is better than yours no ool - he sports fans my teen is better than yours yes Rick rolls in the past link to 10,000 robux here know where where where where where where where oh how dare you Rick rolls now this is a rick roll thank you hey are you sleeping yes I am now shut up we are more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than a math test Jews enemy AI in a gang we have you 1376 to 1b playing on easy difficulty I like those odds girl on Instagram hashtag no filter the image three year old me gets naked my parents any particular reason you took your pants off we need to have a talk when you get home put one in water what the hell is this it's a rhinoceros when you turn on your D s after six point two years and it has 100% power pumps has awakened the ancient one somebody wears a mask their nose isn't covered people complaining they can't breathe because of face masks people with asthma and other actual breathing problems who wear face masks China when it's apps get banned China when they ban each and every global social media platforms frick frick can be used in many ways and is probably the only freaking word that can be put every freaking where and still make freakin cents Fricker's I use the threat to freak the Frick what are you doing tonight not you burglar breaks into house gun owner my voice in my head my voice in recordings guide on how to get a girlfriend from an actual girl removed the sacred texts I hate it when I hate it when a delft steals my Nutella or she's not again Japan is going to allow scientists to create human animal hybrids I have several questions I finally beat cancer after many months of pain and suffering I finally deleted tik-tok from my sister's phone they had us in the first half not gonna lie meanwhile in Florida [Music] when women say that men only want one thing me I got a new bed my cat doctor so tell me how you've been eating lately man an apple a day doctor get the Frick out of my office friend I'm not that rich also him when you dyslexic and male Satan instead of Santa [Music] Florida man slaps woman for smoking while she's pregnant perhaps I treated you too harshly teacher assigns group project everyone in my group your project let's hope July be less worse than others Black Death outbreak in Mongolia as two brothers are infected with bubonic plague after eating Marmot meat that's another one for apocalypse bingo my parents appreciating me for deleting games in my PC me who deleted only desktop icons changed no in my mom's phone - ha yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha can I have some people over to drink a little um hell yeah awesome I meant to say hell yeah ela Bob hiya Rebecca Jesus hell yeah modern problems require modern solutions end of the world possible new pandemic not yet firm skeleton drops enchanted bow me nice what's the enchantment the bow power like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Id: UtoZGtLa5Qg

Length: 19min 0sec (1140 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020