DANK DOODLE MEMES V677

teacher if you don't get good marks you will end up like our school's janitor mr bob who works all day to keep the school clean mori you are not the father woman runs backstage the camera person i wanna trick everyone before i die and how would you do that a slice of pie is two dollars and fifty cents in jamaica that was so random it's 3.25 cents in bahamas thanks for the useless info these are the pirates of the caribbean that has to be the best pirate i've ever seen when you get the answer right but the teacher counts as wrong because you didn't do it away math is math male birth control is free and it's called having two monitors and a light up keyboard why must you hurt me in this way mom you better study or else you'll end up like that garbage man the garbage collector who spends his entire morning listening to music and chilling instead of waking two children up preparing food for the man dealing with ashes breesh people don't pronounce the tea because they drank it all no no he's got a point dad on death bed son there's something i need to tell you son under his breath let me guess i'm adopted that you were a dog dad dies son knew it dad wakes up dead adorable as a baby dad dies son or dad wakes up that that's why we adopted you they had us in both halves not gonna lie this one sparks joy this one does not spark joy once when i was nine my teacher told me to write the most beautiful love story i could imagine and i wrote a story about a shark and a horse who fell in love and the horse jumped into the sea to be with the shark but it drowned and died and the shark was so sad that it also died the teacher called my parents truly wonderful the mind of a child is justice for bathroom guy man says his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb this is carl he came back to save 2020 last chance to say hi to carl the return of the hedgehog i refuse to treat my depression because the face scan on my phone won't unlock unless the sadness in my eyes is authentic i'm not even joking one time my facial recognition didn't work because i was smiling you're connected with daniel hello and thank you for contacting spectrum technical support my name is daniel how are you today i'm not good i'm happy to hear that how may i assist you today okay daniel some animal couples trying to continue their species a national geographic cameraman i figured out you don't actually have to assemble these things finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary helena aged 23 i'm anti-vaxx so if you get me pregnant you only have to pay four years of child support instead of 18 ah the negotiator how likely are you to recommend windows 10 to a friend or a colleague one please explain why you gave this score i need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another linux users apple users hey you what is an interesting fact about you i can change the status of girls active now to active two minutes ago by just saying hi oh self burn those are air rob the balloon guy that's just my name don't actually rob me robbers understandable have a great day [Music] americans dumps 50 boxes of tea into the boston harbor fish at the bottom certified freak seven days a week wet ass possum just walking down the street a brand new game that has a lot of bugs 24 plus hours of coding for bug fixes the same game but with even more bugs the sadness will last forever vincent van gogh now why did i think he was laughing at his phone in bed milkman who never missed a shift in 50 years forced to retire after attack you are a good milkman thank you hey dad look at this meme let's see are you an orphanage because i want to give you kids i'm already an orphan kid then let me be your daddy quite the negotiator aren't we what's the best drug to have shreks on birth control david spade [Music] every day we stray further from god me crashing a vehicle in a video game are all lagged nasa technicians watching me absolutely wreck a 2.1 billion dollar mars rover eight-year-old me why do only women produce milk my dad men also do my dad my mom youtube you guys hate all our ads what ads do you want the ads we want my cat he is so cute yeah i do math math english technology and science history you should do meth too addicts don't mind if i do jaws canada sister snitches on me me who secretly knows that she has a nermey fans account my turn i've got to stop quarantine drinking i thought these were baby dinosaurs same pretty hot right fam damn that's a thick tomato thick matter would you smash that's the question on my bread with some cheese yeah she's not even one after his son tragically died in a road accident caused by a pothole the dario bilhor took it upon himself to fill potholes in and around mumbai to prevent more accidents using sand gravel and cement gathered from building sites he has filled 600 potholes since 2015 and is still on it respect what are the mario brothers views on cannibalism luigi says if it's made of meat it's fine to eat mario says media games make people violent meanwhile gamers i was in a ranked game on villa third round just started suddenly i could hear my dog hacking and choking behind me as i threw off my headset saying my dog is choking whole leashes it came unplugged from my controller i ran over to my dog in a panic what do i do i hear from my tv hold his legs in the air and hit him on the back said loudly a few times by two of my teammates who i assume cued together thank you you guys literally saved my dog's life today i live in spain but the s is silent but the a is silent but the inn is silent but the power is silent me somehow gets a girlfriend any other parents we are glad for you my parents darling i never thought there'd be a girl alive dumb enough to marry our son no one wish.com 5.99 want your house to smell great put 2 caps of vanilla extract in a cup place it in the oven at 300 for an hour and your house will smell like heaven i did this once and i thought it said 2 cups of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsbury dough boys butthole for a month some things can never be forgiven [Music] why does my microwave have a chaos mode that's for when yamama pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer my mom for eleven ha try again not the ice breaker you want to go with do better keep being a little itch and i'm gonna come over and hide all your stuff on the top of the refrigerator student packs up 10 seconds early teacher what the hell is this how the hell are sloths not extinct yet they aren't attractive as prey they smell bad and are mostly skin and bone with little in the way of nutritional value so they are largely ignored by predators they don't eat much or bother other animals so they aren't usually seen as a threat or competition by the other herbivores either their whole strategy is to just be so pathetic that the other animals forget they exist most of the time okay enough about me tell me about the sloths now oh self burn those are air when you blur a stock photo so that the watermark doesn't show [Music] select blend natural beotitudes best thing for your caffeine itch send nudes itch coincidence i think not why are there viruses in here what did you do relax computer focus on the good news 10 year old me we now have minecraft for free name a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait two horny boys arguing who will date me me who pretended to be a hot girl when she tells you to treat her like a princess so you marry her off to a noble she's never met in order to gain an alliance with the duke of moravia big dog owners no bad dog stay down sorry sir he is bothering you small dog owners don't worry he doesn't bite [Music] i love you and in five years i'll still love you and in ten years i'll love someone else who our child like that's ever gonna happen okay i'll see you soon i love you i love you too barbecue squirrel baby girl his side chick matt teaches when they need to come up with an example for fractions pizza time nine year old me when my homework wasn't finished in 20 minutes frick this my dog ate my homework i can't believe they transformed us into drinks coke is unhealthy they will get it yes when you were just drinking something and a bunch of socially awkward people made it a meme girlfriend why are you always yelling at your video game it's loud and annoying me i don't know why are you always yelling at me it's loud and annoying girlfriend mobile game adds the install button the close button will you press the button you get 1 million dollars but you are not allowed to create any tick tocks or even watch them so where's my money would you accept 1 billion dollars if the condition was you couldn't leave the state you are in currently and why bro i can't turn into a liquid so i'm fine mind seize mega wanna hang me sometime with you i know what i said depression 100 i hate when mother freaker say it's a quarter till nine it's just say it's 8 75 god damn you're stupid even i'm often surprised by the extent of my genius i fear no man but that thing what's your biggest fear well i threw a boomerang a year ago and it didn't return i still live in constant fear it scares me manga anime netflix adaptation celebrities we are all in the same boat their boat our boat wi-fi drops down by one bar youtube video quality [Music] world war one the germans disguised one of their ships as a british ship the rms carmania and send it out to ambush british vessels in a hilariously bad stroke of luck the first ship it encountered was the real rms carmania which promptly sank them bank newbie simulator game is like gta but with bees nice albums are one of the healthiest forms of stress release so when i tell you to go frick yourself it's because i care well yes but actually no hey teens buckling up is toad silicio buckle up fellow kids why is my son sleeping on the floor like this lmfao which one is your son youtubers who put sponsors at the end of a video so i don't have to watch it at the start nobody not a single soul japan godzilla is now an official citizen of japan look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane it's the spanish inquisition girls if your boy it's over six feet weights 120 pounds and can run 40 miles per hour that's not your boy that's a bloody emu yeah people black cats are bad luck black cats teacher okay kids today we will be learning numbers turn to page five me and the boys having an earth gun battle in our neighborhood the veteran who leaves down the road joining the battle with his m16 rifle just like vietnam a soviet orange we clearly see two different things genie i shall grant you three wishes me i wish for a world without lawyers genie done you have no more wishes me but you said three genie sumi the genie when you're at a family gathering and your cousin who's the only relative the same age as you doesn't show up indonesian police burn 3.3 tons of weed get entire town high the guy who told them to burn it npc seeing me quick save after they were rude to me he'll destroy everything and everyone next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone just look at them shocked and whisper you can see me when you're a grown man but you still play with kids toys beep beeper here what the frick greg daughter rides mom while sun motor boats holy music stops with ovid keeping many people from traveling this area of forest is beginning to see wild plains again for the first time in 50 years a man sued his employer for racial discrimination settled the suit took the settlement check to the bank to cash it then the bank didn't believe the cheque was reland called the cops on him leading to another racial discrimination lawsuit the guy right now that feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward at least during the 1918 pandemic their cane and their soda 2020 blows effective immediately we are putting the pain back in swan dies of a broken heart after teenagers smashed her eggs with bricks sis would it be wrong to punch a child no not for them anyway so cowabunga it is everyone your drawing is pathetic me who tried my best when there are several empty seats on the bus but someone sits right beside you operator what's your emergency woman i'm having some troubles in my life operator have you tried posting an inspirational quote with the caption this and then making absolutely no freaking changes in your life whatsoever me has veiny arms hospital nurses things i like to do things i'm good at things that make money hell flights load shotgun with malicious intent someone typing how are you me replying i'm god thanks troopers man mixing lsd and cough syrup saves dog from imaginary fire he a little confused but he got the spirit [ __ ] did you say the leaf or the bronx death shopping dad left with 19 000 pound bill after six-year-old son buy his monster truck online modern problems require monster truck when your mom introduces you to her new boyfriend and he greets you by your gamer tag i waved to a man because i thought he waved at me apparently he waved to another woman so to get out of the awkward situation i kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport i'm now in poland starting a new life white moms omg 2020 is the worst year ever historians no it ain't a karen movie is in the works with terran manning set to star the film will follow a race entitled white woman in the south who terrorizes her new african-american neighbors things you can burn to relieve stress sage incense race arijana scented candle else lavender why are the americans bad chess players because they lost two towers when your older cousin and his friends let you destroy the village in minecraft kaboom yes riko kaboom robert the first man to go to the moon without a space rocket [Music] the four horsemen of greetings bonjour guten tag konichiwa holler burt woke in the middle of the night hearing death threats he realized he had unfinished business with the mexican drug cartel did you know 50 cent was born in 1975. if you account for inflation he is now 2.30 me reading the messages via the notifications bar and pretending to not be online pizza but everything is crust except the crust venis should have killed all of us dogs loyal best friend to human humans i'll cut your nuts off well that sucks well in that case that sucks i'm the one who started everything friend of it is a hoax watch this video where a doctor explains why the doctor hi everybody my body that's working 24 7 to keep me alive me saying i hate my life once in a lifetime two hurricanes same time same place once in a lifetime so far kevin i'm dying please stop beatboxing destroy racism be like a panda he's black he's white he's asian who the frick said purpose burst [Music] if you knew you were driving to your death would you still drive fast i paid for the whole speedometer so i'm gonna use the whole speedometer aren't you a little young to be an avenger aren't you a little old to be a virgin listen here you little shoes the gulf of mexico right now parent let pet files abuse son aged eight for cash then said deal with it when he got upset what bubble wrap is in a box everyone within a five kilometer radius teacher stop laughing and do material be at page 232 material be at page 232 studies show that girls often pretend to be soft and weak around their crush girls around me the millisecond fall guys was created youtubers it's free real estate fortune silk touch i'm the best enchant no i'm the best enchant mending you are all equally worthless a crocodile was spotted using a pool noodle to swim across a canal in florida i wish i could find a guy just like you you know who is a guy just like me who me haha you're so funny that's why we are best friends keep hiding your pain flat earthers claim australia doesn't exist and people who live there are actors paid by nasa australian flat earthers did you know that children in the dark make mistakes yes but did you know that mistakes in the dark make children it's hard to argue with his assessment me after i eat taco bell and get home to use my bathroom my ass kaboom me yes rico caboon biggest mr is known to man who killed jfk is there a city of atlantis is their life on other planets what the frick is oatmeal me listening to good music younger sibling omg that's a tick-tock song they stole it from movie based on real story the movie steven winsson recreates the photo of his dad 15 years later with the same crocodile wholesome 100 cast 2 has assault murder torture international large-scale mafia illegal drugs assassinations disney pixar kids show me me being suicidal fear of death [Music] finally what happened at school today the quiet kid told me to stay home tomorrow he said what never emergency you've just been stabbed in the thigh by a toddler step one say frickit violence seems to be the only answer people understand i still lose my [ __ ] to this photo not to be a complainer but if dogs can have treats to clean their teeth why can't we i would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows why would anyone want to sleep like this to all the skeptics who believe that birds are real basic information recording drone oh cool research shows your brain physically ages faster when you're depressed adults when i was little you're really mature for your age me four year old me is happy the school system casually approached child i just got my acceptance letter from medical school so happy right now teacher test things she didn't explain during the lessons i wish everything was as easy as getting fat the skinny guy with fast metabolism for whom getting fat is as hard as anything else i've won but at what cost john wick dies his dog facts the diesel was paid by marvel only to say three words i'm groot 1970 i bet we'll have flying cars in the future the future height calculator tool input your height 172 centimeters result your height is 172 centimeters me watching a movie with my parents random shrek scene man shoots his pet in the face because the dog is always too happy i will shred this universe down to its last atom what is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with so you know how some people have bowls of candy with the take one sign out for halloween well i freaked a dead moose [ __ ] just went from zero to 100 real freaking [Music] quick impossible cat hangs around a hospital for a year ends up getting hired as a security cat big mac on the menu big mac in the bag when you're out with your kid and a woman near you screams about not wanting to wear a mask kit karen yes rico karen my mom i gave your old toys to your little cousin 20 year old me i don't care how old i am those are my toys bob the builder can we fix it bob's wife's attorney please just sign the papers robert q is pronounced q u-e-u-e then why are we here bro and do darsh rexist words start using gender-neutral language like naba win a trip to paris people who live in paris that mask now cause i'm enjoying being ugly in peace right now kiss his laptop web came before bed good night mr fbi man because that's what heroes do npc you saved our village from the evil you are a true hero me who died 173 times before beating the boss [Music] why are japanese farmers growing square watermelons minecraft players hey i've seen this one japanese farmers what do you mean you've seen it it's brand new movie theater please silence your phones me who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012 double checks i'm a freaking swordmaster freak emotionally stabbed people basic freaking kindness is this romance shoot the kids hang the family frame them all don't mind if i do like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Id: gMH-_3l09DM

Length: 26min 19sec (1579 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 27 2020