ULTIMATE WHOLESOME MEMES V6

I found a kitten on my construction site today zero work got done after that had 20 minutes spare so I decided to go see the fam MMA fighter Genki sudo didn't come down to the ring with a flag of his native country instead he had a flag unifying us as equals we are all one my dog seeing me me seeing my dog my sister turned six years old today and chose macaw as birthday theme that's how she wanted to take a picture with the guests getting all my boys mood rings so I know when my home is need a hug so I came home from school to see my seven-year-old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants I went up to her and asked hey what you doing she looked at me smile and said skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy that was the cutest thing I've ever heard walked into the shelter and asked which cat had been there the longest came home with a deaf toothless senior Love Bug what's the short clean joke that gets a laugh every time sometimes I tell that jokes sometimes he laughs I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that Robin Williams do you have magic spell to return someone to life she said no the witch said I'm sorry oh why don't you tell me about them will they bring them back for us for a little while stories are a different kind of magic my dad noticed I was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wood mill ephant this is good seller puts up a sign that says dear brother if you don't have enough money don't be shy and leave your family hungry go ahead take what you need for your family because my sustenance and yours are from God the 4th of June 1963 London six year old Patrick power was taking boxing lessons to learn how to different himself against bullies when muhammed ali showed up at the same gym to train for his upcoming fight with Henry Cooper Ali gave the boys and boxing tips and as pictured let Patrick win a fight against him I hope I get to experience something exciting in my life before I go oh yeah that's what I'm talking about BAE come over me I can't I'm studying for my finals BAE okay good luck do your best me hey man what you got there oh this it's just a handsome friend detector beep asteroids Jupiter earth thanks a lot Jupiter story time be me the pressed ant home body smoke in my room almost constantly decide to get a bonsai tree looking up maintenance and care completely overlooked my smoking habit realize I'm killing this tree with my choice to smoke ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke started smoking outside started smoking less bonsai is looking great I feel much better to quit smoking thanks bonsai welcome to the ocean thanks I've never been here before first-timers get a keychain we don't use keys so it's just the chain and here's a map a German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty free magical experience and it's cool could today get any worse sick flip dude amazing this is the best day of my life my work here is done like go ask her out she just wants to be friends you finally have a friend instead of texting these girls goodnight who don't even want you text your grandma goodnight and tell her you love her that she will make her week would never do that I'm driving to her in about an hour to let her personally know I love her I'm not wearing a costume I'm here to take your sub holy Sh full-size Snickers never mind Margaret we are good I accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick-up line ever I started talking about solipsism the belief that everything around you was created by your mind and I went if everything around me is all my imagination then you're the best thing I've come up with she was speechless for a solid five minutes me studying all night the day before my exam my mom bringing me a plate full of fruits at 3 a.m. a girl in my geography class had to bring her newborn to class today the baby started crying in the middle of our quiz when she took him out to hold him my professor insisted that he wouldn't mind feeding the baby and rocking his car seat until she was done this is my sister awesome sweet professor on his knees felis this fall is all about Lord of the Rings masculinity that's right we are going on long journeys with the guys we are swearing us to our buddies and if you say goodbye without a soft forehead kiss then buddy you f dark introverts extroverts who genuinely like them a neighbor added a spot in his fence so his dog can say hi to us and this is what my pictures will consist of from now on who is she who's the girl she's a princess or aren't they all when Captain America goes back in time he decides to try to make the world a better place by teaching it to be kinder more honest and compassionate he starts a local PBS show that is eventually syndicated his show talks about standing up to bullies loving those different from ourselves and personal responsibility the world no longer has need of Steve Rogers but instead has gained mr. Rogers hey Jamie I'm a fan of your work and I hope you can help me see my face it's my born mark and it's been 20 years with it can you make my face have just one color or make it look better I know you'll help me thanks so much our differences and imperfections make us human don't hide something that makes you so unique something that's been part of you since you were born accept it and so will others PS your birthmark looks pretty cool to be honest a bootcamp for people who are uncomfortable accepting compliments where a drill sergeant aggressively yells nice things of you breaking news this pitbull pulled out a teddy to show it to a dog of another car got to play spider-man at my baby brother's third birthday party best ten minutes of my life what is something that makes you smile every time my cat thinks he is the best at hiding he is nearly blind so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him I will stare straight into his eyes and asked where he went saying that he's the best hider after a minute or two he will jump out of his hiding sport and run over to me I'll say there he is then pet his head he looks so proud of himself every time mom came into my room in the middle of the night I pretended to be asleep she stroked my cheek and hair for a minute and then left is she planning to kill me no she just loves you idiot I just passed by an 80 something-year-old woman in Nordstrom's she was looking in the mirror and said I used to be young and beautiful so I said now you're just beautiful her smile as she said thank you truly made my day hey are you going to sleep yes what do you want nothing just to wish you happy dreams my sister came home from school one day and asked me to take her to the library so she could get books on sign language she said there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to be friends with him today I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign I do I don't want to be part of a world where being kind is a weakness he still has that same look my neighbor around nine to ten year old just knocked at my door and asked if she could borrow my skateboard because she sees me on it every day she said her parents couldn't afford one you best believe I gave her a mild penny board boy my heart she was so happy six years ago cropper was found in the street after a dog fight injured and ill Crocker was nursed back to health by this man's patience love and determination not strong enough to return to the wild cropper spends very happy days with his human friend I'm a school photographer and we got to take a service dogs picture for the yearbook today rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win scientists have found delicious finally some good wholesome news couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both do you ever watch a film to the end of the credits pick a name and think hey Clint young green assistant their trainer number three I bet you thought nobody would see you down here nice job pal shark swims up to diver for a cuddle every time she sees him this has been going on for seven years what's up with capybaras chilling with other animals there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he's playing Magic the Gathering with the video game club tattoo artists have read it what is the most wholesome story behind it a to you did a friend of mine as a tattoo artist she got a guy come and with a photo of a tattoo on someone and insisted it be placed in the same place exactly the same it was a pink butterfly on the right wrist when she asked him questions about it he got defensive and just wanted to get it done he was a big guy with a nearly full body of tattoos getting a pink butterfly on his wrist anyway she does the tattoo only took about 30 minutes and when he saw the finished tattoo he started to cry it was his daughter's two to one he took her to get she had died a couple of weeks before in an auto accident and he wanted to get her tattoo as a memorial when he tried to explain beforehand he kept getting choked up and got defensive automatically as guys often do 1999 20:19 I told my grandma she looked cute today and she said she wanted to match her favorite chair law I just realized he encompasses all four elements tea leaves come from the earth fire extracts the flavor water carries the flavor and dilutes the bitterness air cools in to drinking temperature the elements have to be in balance to make a perfect cup of tea girl who is an 11 out of 10 looks in mirror I looked like a potato me an ugly boy looks in mirror with finger pistols that's one handsome freakin man right there if you put it into your ear you can hear the ocean cool help today my five-year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of museum for like six minutes the Nevada have a tradition around celebrating a baby's first laugh around three months they watch the baby closely for that first real giggle the person who has the good fortune of eliciting that first laugh is then responsible for throwing a party incredible photograph of a German soldier going against the wrecked orders to help a young boy across the newly formed Berlin wall after being separated from his family 1961 because that's what heroes do my dad just got deployed to Afghanistan so this weekend we celebrated every holiday he's missing my grandma just served my kids nuggets and fries in their kiddie pool this is why grandma's should live forever in endure a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into our at first it was thought that she wanted to attack them but then noticed she was caring for the puppies when rescued the snake was released into a forest it is impossible not to share it with you don't you dare touch my babies I think it's cute that thin humans do when they see a boat pass and the people on the boat wave at the man they wave back for absolutely no reason they don't know each other they are not trying to communicate anything other than look I'm on a boat hello I see you on the boats hello in a genuine moment of wholesome human connection and excitement as I stood in line tonight at the public library I watched as the Clark told a little girl she couldn't check out a book because she owed a twenty nine cent fine then I watched the teenage boy behind her to gain his pockets for some change and pay it for her and then I felt better about the world a few weeks ago I tried to deter Olivo my three-year-old to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics it's a fair bit it was my speciality once every night since then as he's falling asleep his little voice pipes up tell me about atoms daddy cleaning my phone and remember that time I bought a tub splash at comic-con and the maid service of the hotel tucked him in while we were away it's not my trash but it's my planet she says parades are one of his favorite things because they're one of the few of MC can be as loud as he wants and his mother plans parade to celebrate 21st birthday of son with disabilities a man running an ultra marathon was joined by a stray dog for more than 77 miles through the Gobi Desert but he lost track of the dog after the race with help from 20 volunteers he finally found the dog after a two-week search named him Gobi and brought him back to live in Edinburgh the game that made rats jump for joy scientists taught rats to play hide-and-seek in order to study natural animal behavior but it was also fun for both the researchers and the animals how men wanna be treated when their boys aren't around [Music] I've been real sad the last bunch of days so I drew some dragons except I didn't want to draw the whole body so they're just heads they're just heads [Music] anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with one condition that his dog would stay close to him both are now on display at the Smithsonian Washington DC [Music] the other zone layer is on track to completely repair itself in our lifetime the ozone layer is steadily repairing itself following a drastic global reduction in the use of ozone depleting substances the UN's environmental agency has found happiness noise what's worse than heartbreak being mean to your mom and realizing it later we really should make oldest kid in the family day where we all celebrate the oldest kids and thanked them for taking one for the team and letting their parents use them as guinea pigs when it comes to parenting you're the real MVP s my wife and I look like Seth Rogen and James Franco oMG she did that I'm proud of her it takes Neptune 165 years to orbit the Sun it has only recently completed its first orbit since its discovery the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school and every time he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer loved' 10 out of 10 today was the worst that's good right up well if today was the worst then tomorrow has to be better this is what I love about winter you wake up in the middle of the night maybe just to pee or get water or something look out the window and see this it's so beautiful and it's silent you have no idea that it's happening until you just look it almost seems fake and it makes your bed seem way more comfortable for whatever reason often hi I'm an orphan me not anymore you're not son I I'm adopted me I adopted I'm dad tony stark learns from his mistakes Tony got kidnapped Peter suit as a tracker Tony got stuck in the cold Peters suit as a heater Tony's best friends fell out of the sky Peter's suit as a parachute parenting achievement I got my first I'm never talking to you again today by the way it lasted less than 10 seconds and then she made me a bead bracelet that says I love daddy your dog plays with a random dog you and the other dog's owner when someone compliments your English and it's your second language a couple spent 26 years replanting a rainforest in India which they bought in 1991 and now it covers over 300 acres of wildlife that are home to more than 200 globally endangered species of plants and animals including Asian elephants and Bengal tigers at the vet this man is trying to comfort his nervous dog all he keeps saying is you're my best boy I'll make sure they take care of you people have said don't cry to other people for years and years and all it has ever meant is I'm too uncomfortable when you show your feelings don't cry I'd rather have him say go ahead and cry I'm here to be with you mr. Fred Rogers while filming The Hangover comedian kenji young added little inside jokes into the movie to make his wife who was battling breast cancer laugh when she watched it this statue dog's nose is one away from all the people who pet it I should be studying but here's a dog with a duck mask no matter what you call it one thing that unites us all is the X button happy national video games day PlayStation Nintendo and everyone goodbye I just wanted to say it's been my pleasure to be your corner telephone pole for many years now it looks like I'll soon be replaced probably by the young pole there on the ground I hope to be made into furniture or at least toothpicks though perhaps I'll end up being burned my smoke later filling your lungs and giving you cancer ha har anyway the neighborhood has changed over the years but I've always been here holding street signs electric wires telephone wires cable a light and lately this transformer the many staples are a reminder of the garage sales flea markets and hundreds of lost pets Sark's cinnamon poncho and the rest I hope you made it home I hope I do too it's been fun maybe a few months from now you'll say to yourself I remember the old Pole thanks the corner Pole absolutely love this depiction of therapy please remember how powerful talking is my apartments pest control guy always refers to Richie my cat as a fellow industry professional best man on the job there were a group of characters dressed as superheroes at a local costume shop this young boy who uses a walker did his best to walk and approach Superman and simply just said thank you even Superman started to cry my parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to the mazza gift my wife and cat watching the shy stray kitten they rescued eat for the first time believe in yourself before you believe in me Oh God thanks Satan me being thrown out of area 51 after finding my will to live I dated this guy in high school and he told me he wanted me to meet someone I was so excited and then he pulled into the graveyard and we sat on his grandpa's grave and he told me he would have loved me and honestly that's something I'll never forget creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today I'll do it for you creamy I just want to take a moment and recognize this sweet fella that leads across the street from my parents he checks on them every day and has grown to love and care for them deeply he rides with dad to the store helps him shop and brings the groceries in he cuts the grass and whatever they may need not many 15 year olds would take the time to care and be there for elderly neighbors when he saw mom today he busted out crying and just held her tight what a blessing and just wanted to pass on something heartwarming instead of the sad news we see and hear every day me visiting a foreign country trying to introduce myself in their language the encouraging locals be kind to yourself be kind to animals be kind to others found my son's book of bad superheroes Man Man the strength of two men by you the driver was telling me stop apply lipstick and start lipstick miss because of holes in the road not all heroes wear capes so today this family came into the restaurant and while I was serving them their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said Avengers I love Avengers I smiled and asked to his favorite was and he said Iron Man with such a conviction that I wanted to melt and then I noticed his hearing aids and got excited hey you know Hawkeye is just like you right he has the same hearing aids and I swear to God the whole family just stopped as I explained that in the comics there's a Hawkeye that's death you could see the little boy's eyes just grow his dad was so excited he said he was gonna find all the issues for the kids and as I serve them I overheard their mom explaining that when one sense goes the others get stronger and that maybe their brother would be a superhero one day if there was ever a reason to include diversity it is for the look on a child's face knowing they're not alone okay so today I was at a long red light and this guy beside his bumping hey yeah bye outcast right so I start singing along because it's heya and he rolls down his windows and starts singing with me for a solid 15 seconds and honestly why can't the world always be like this he tried calling me dear when we were dating I jokingly told him don't call me dear I am NOT your wife he never did it again fast forward a few years we get married and walking out of the courthouse he whispers in my ear I can call you dear now so now he calls me dear and I call him moose here I'm taking care of my granddaughter because her mother is busy in taking selfie we really should make oldest kid in the family day where we all celebrate the oldest kids and thank them for taking one for the team and letting their parents use them as guinea pigs when it comes to parenting you're the real and VP's hardcore Pokemon fans choose starter based on type strategy etc me I just think he's needs people who were adopted when they were old enough to remember it how long did it take for your adopted family to feel like your family about a weekend when they told me I didn't have to ask permission every time I wanted food I was like well this is family upon arriving in Seattle I purchased some flowers the florist asked me is it for someone special I then replied no it's for myself the florist an intern replied you're someone special who knew taking a simple walk would be such a heartwarming experience this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said who are you planning a big BB q and she said no my son has muscular dystrophy and was supposed to die by team we are celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow he likes fireworks Wow who's a good boy you are give me poor good boy is that for me what a good boy my work here is done my brother hiding me taking the blame for something he did so he could go hang out with his friends this weekend told this guy who sits next to me in dental class about how I skip lunch just to get to class on time and the next day he pulls out a hot chicken Shaw armor out of his back for me saying he doesn't want me to be hungry is he in love with me yes or no due to a shortage of robots some of our staff are human and therefore react unpredictably when abused or under pressure I love how blunt this is bless my stepmom this precious cutie pie is convinced that I'm the general from Black Panther wild earth would I choose to disappointed I convinced my mum to get a prayer mat for the cat cause he kept sitting on ours when we prayed and he loves having his own little mat now why don't we make roads with waste plastic keep going Billy save the world my caps out here acting like he don't love when I pretend to nibble at his belly fat but I hear his app quit hiding your love from the people that matter most there's a wolf on that cliff oh wow it's looking right at us we've been blessed Oh goodbye wolf friend what a great hike why do you always do that it seems to mean a lot to them so this week my 8 year old brother kept asking for two of whatever we gave him for lunch for example two sandwiches and whatnot my mom didn't think anything of it so this afternoon a parent approached her and thanked her for sending lunch for her son while she was in the hospital okay who gave my dad a Twitter felt cute might deliver your package later I don't know when Christiano Ronaldo was asked to donate his cleats for a charity auction benefiting a ten month old child suffering from a brain disorder he instead paid the whole eighty three thousand dollars for his surgery and gave the kid that cleats so the kid wouldn't have to sell them if you see a cat and you don't hiss at it I don't trust you is there a nicer feeling than being in a room full of people and the dog chooses to come and sit next to you I think not teddy bears protecting innocent children from monsters under the bed since 1902 fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact this is the most inspiring progress pic I've ever seen good for her this city is paying homeless people $9.25 an hour to pick up litter modern problems require modern solutions guy behind blinking white guy mean raises more than $28,000 for multiple sclerosis research how much for a gram two hundred and fifty dollars my DMD character her Bertha fin fine she's an old baking all embroidering all worries Midwest and total druid base on my mom my grandpa has a date tonight and he's really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine that he's just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his dates and he looks super excited and it's the cutest thing I've ever seen update he came home and I asked him how it went and he said I should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my breath away at my six-year-old slowly and painstakingly reading an actual book about offer to his staff daughter because I wanted him to know about his family ready to leave for lunch hold on gotta take my medication first Wow got a lot today my doctor is very strict let's see these are my coolness pills this one keeps me strong I have three smile makers and two for fast running those are gummy bears and M&Ms just because my kid isn't a real doctor doesn't mean they can't make me feel good I still this character smile directly from my wife have you been helped sir by so many people my entire life [Music] my little girl is too and whenever she's happy she will just shout out happy there is nothing pure in this world than when she's just sitting playing with toys or eating toast and just yells out happy to let the universe know it's doing a good job today is probably the best day area51 guards have had in years [Music] this year Santa I asked for nothing that I wish to tell you about my friend the brain he is honest and very hard-working and only once what's best for the world but he is only greeted with defeat he never gives up but I know it must be very hard so please take anything that you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world the brain love pinky PS by any chance do you have in that big old bag of yours the world so every morning I passed the same woman with her kid we just smile at each other and that's it that's been going on months now but yesterday I was sick so I stayed at home today I saw them again and the woman said her son literally asked where I wasn't if I was okay I'm weak random person who smiled at me me yes I take meds and yes getting help is cool I don't usually work on live butterflies but the zoo found out that I can and now they're bringing me wounded patients this beautiful butterfly was deformed out of the chrysalis so I did a wing transplant hoping he can fly tomorrow this trash panda is on its way to the promised land if you're eating this it's too late I already sent good vibes your way they are coming there's nothing you can do to stop them this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up this man drives around Kenya delivering thousands of gallons of water to animals dying of thirst Patrick Alonzo maula regularly visits that Tsavo where severe drought threatens the lives of Buffalo antelope zebras and elephants he says he'll continue providing water each week until it rains and he hopes spreading the word will help find a permanent solution so we found out yesterday that there is a kid on my son's bus that keeps hitting him in the face we spent the rest of the night coaching him on how to defend himself and to get an adult to intervene we were throwing out everything we could think of my kid is a gentle giant totally lacks aggression Ferdinand the bull style I even tried to have him practiced some moves on me and II got choked up started crying and said I don't want to hit my daddy that melted my heart well today he gets home and we ask him how it went I'm sad and yet also proud to say he didn't do what we told him he resolved the conflict his own way he told the kid I'll be your friend if you don't hit me that was the end of it six years of law enforcement military training crisis intervention and two bachelor's degrees between us and we never considered the kid might just need a friend someone to show him kindness my son taught me a valuable lesson today a baby was staring at me in target so I started waving to her and she waved back and the mom whipped around and was like OMG and I was like oh sorry I was just waving to your baby and she was like that was the first time she's waved and me and this mom screamed in the store because we were so excited me enjoying my childhood my parents hiding all the trouble they are going through to give me a healthy upbringing roses are red his name is Pepe he runs so fast because he make a big step II you look so cute in that seatbelt haha didn't die in a car crash you're too sexy today I learned that Tigers cannot purr to show happiness Tigers squint or close their eyes this is because losing vision lowest offense so Tigers only purposefully do so when they feel comfortable and safe escape room employees what's the stupidest thing you've seen someone do to try and get out this was a group we will have in trouble with the last puzzle to get out in which involved pressing multiple buttons we couldn't figure out the sequences and finally asked for a hint the employee just said all together so now instead of pushing all the buttons at the same time we all put our hands on the doorknob assuming the power of friendship was what was needed to get out the employee just went no the buttons Q helpless embarrassed laughter for the next half hour her dad what are your intentions with my daughter me remember this popcorn is prepared all in the same pot in the same heat in the same oil but they don't pop at the same time so don't compare yourself to others your time to pop is coming two ways to look at life nobody gives a crap nobody gives a crap we didn't find aliens at area 51 we made group photos and had an awesome wholesome time with the guards me chilling with my Muslim and Christian friends because my parents never taught me to judge others on basis of their beliefs Thor throws hammer off-screen holds out hand expectantly for me Oh near to return time passes Thor starts to look worried a random Labrador pounds on screen tail wagging furiously with me own ear in their mouth Thor nods ah yes of course all dogs are worthy I challenge you to a duel very well the weapon compliments a capital choice thank you I oh I see you fueled before I go to the same gas station every day after work for beer and burritos today when I asked for my burritos the guy said they're hot I knew you'd be here so I made a fresh batch and that's the most thoughtful crap anyone's done for me in a while note to my ex today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every 7 years how comforting it is to know that one day I will have a body that you will have never touched this just made me feel so warm thank you important specially for victims of abuse remember your body is yours and it heals in more ways than you realize you giving me attention me sorry I'm probably being annoying and clingy I'll leave you alone they offered you $80 an hour to clean the cemetery alone from 10:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. y'all taking the job it's supposedly haunted $80 per hour you got me effed up if you thinking either refuse that crap I'm making sure each one of those tombs are spotless with the finest holy water and a bell try visitor friend aisle 6 Row 3 bro I might get haunted but I'm leaving every shift in a Bentley with Casper and his home is in the back you've transformed into the opposite gender what's the first sfw thing you do I'm gonna go give a bunch of people compliments I'm a big dude and know it can come across as creepy or uncomfortable when I do it because hey random dude whose intentions you don't know but as the chick man oh man am I free to say a bunch of nice crap to people without freaking him out drew Scanlon who inspired the viral blinking man Jeff is trying to use his fame to raise money for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society it will look like crap at first and that's okay just keep on doing what you love I promise you it will get better brothers reunited after three years apart my lecturer wears mask to hide his expression so students wouldn't get nervous when he's giving marks my son said look at all the decorations the spiders put up for us what he used to call these growing up friends my goodness bucket boy what's the matter my eyeholes they won't stop leaking I'm the useless bucket sounds to me like you should try looking at things differently how Wow goggles I'm filling up with confidence already my mom saved my dress all these years just for this moment right here when he lost his things in a house fire classmates of this Tennessee boy didn't hesitate to help him out classmates of Tennessee boy who lost items in fire hold secret toy drive for him tulip field in the Netherlands this looks like a place where all your worst troubles and fears would just disappear one awesome thing about your is that even though he's basically clinically depressed he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends and they never expect him to pretend to feel happy they just love him anyway and they never leave him behind or ask him to change I actually went to the shelter to get another dog that had already been adopted so I decided to do a lap around the facility before I left and I saw in Gilbert he had about 10 pages of physical problems his back legs didn't work his old owners kept him outside so his ears were completely frostbitten and he only had three teeth so I thought if I didn't get him nobody else would this is it the day my whole life has been leading up to thank you young man card declined hey that looks great this is it the day my whole life has been leading up to daughter won't let us go anywhere without a trash bag just in case we find garbage that we need to clean up she picked this up down our street today you know a shark can smell a single drop of blood does somebody need a band-aid I hope that one day I will finally be okay I'll make a cherry pie when I'm okay today is the day I grew my hair out for over a year to be Bob Ross for Halloween my wife was a happy little tree my granny keeps the tray ready at all times in case anyone calls in for a cup of tea who's a good girl who's a good girl who's a good girl how many times must I say it sue before you are satisfied humans are so insecure our memes aren't definitely everything that moves you is art you've got this you can do it encouragement my sister saw two unaccompanied little children and a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and I'm absolutely howling I see one fully functional adult into photos what's the joke no body lunch lady grab a fruit baby they care more about us than anybody in the entire building when you get through a yellow light at the last second and see the person behind you made it to astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescue dogs in the best NASA portrait ever I'm so glad he rescued those dogs from space my kids just discovered minecraft and instead of killing the animals for food my daughter is building them all farms with beds and food and trying to figure out how to pet them my mom introducing me to the other kids me standing there awkwardly this is my friend TJ wearing a costume she made for Halloween 1977 she was 16 at the time now keep in mind there was no internet to search for images she could not have rented and cause the movie because it wasn't released on video until 1982 no TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times took notes with a flashlight drew a bunch of sketches and put this together in 19 freakin 77 so let's bury this bullcrap about how women didn't grow up on Star Wars people wonder why I'm called a snapping turtle well I'll show you Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest he's a good boy and he loves bagels Thank You mr. Lee for everything I'm going to miss you Oh Peter I'm not going anywhere I will always be by your side Japan has installed turtle tunnels under train tracks to stop them being killed order railing a train dad can I watch TV to watch cartoons yes actually watches the game with my dad like a boss quality time let's celebrate Mayo Kota coochie she was a struggling artist when she created Sailor Moon I was at a low place so I write about girls I wished were my friends my dog after I panic because I accidentally stepped on his paw and made him cry it's alright you could never hurt me happy birthday dad all thanks I know you wanted a hat but I didn't have money for a new one don't worry I know exactly what to do with this one nothing will ever compare to the unconditional love between a la Miranda grammar I broke my hand how will I play the piano now 9 songs that you can play with one hand improvise adapt overcome you good yeah no baby you not good it's okay to not be good when you are sad just remember jumping spiders sometimes where water droplets as hats grandma cookies me offspring you will be briefly supervised by my life givers superb life givers vow to be compliant we vow may way absolutely anything you deserve this sweet sweet infants I used my cat to practice with my portrait lens and he killed it what the f grass cells under a microscope they look so happy the Sun is our mommy and she has began very beautiful that was the cutest thing I have ever read anytime someone brings their dog to our house my seven-year-old immediately fills up a big bowl of water and sets it down where the dog can see it he has done this every time for every dog for at least two years now no one has ever asked him to I want to be able to fly granted you are no longer color blind you're hired how autumn begins you are cute you are cute too I was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and I said oh it's so cute I love the pom-pom on the top and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bat and said you called this a pom-pom and I said yes that's what I call him and he explained that he was still learning English before he touched the hat again and said pom-pom in a fascinated voice the beginning oh my you poor thing out here all alone what courage do you have would you like to come home with me I'll call you courage we'll have a grand time boy was bullied for his home made University of Tennessee shirt so the school turned it into an official design breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way I don't belong in a tank just kidding this is wicked radical did you guys know there is a biker gang called Rescue Inc that breaks up dogfighting rings confronts animal abusers confiscates neglected animals and investigates stolen animals in their last moments people show you who they really are who's the photographer who takes the pictures of spider-man I don't know his stuff comes by mail FBI I need a hug that why is the FBI here what's he doing his best when somebody complements your English even though it's your second language visible happiness I can't believe I was lucky enough to get the best dog my dad and his friends thirty years still going strong 1989 and 2019 my friends don't even text me back SM H my neighbor he's like 10 or 11 just knocked on my door and asked if I could help him bake cookies since it's his mom's birthday tomorrow and he really likes mine you better believe I just spent three hours baking and decorating cookies with inlaw he's so sweet the entire class when the teacher says she ordered pizza for everyone at lunch when your best friend's parents say you're not a guest anymore your family [Music] bride and groom betrothed to history after she wore a wedding dress made from the parachute that saved him me a subject I'm interested in anyone who will listen see my mom has the biggest heart in the world it's coming out through her head whoa someone is mean to me chuckles I'm in danger someone is mean to my friend chuckles you're in danger today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work nets boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh royal infirmary he also posts them worldwide my heart [Music] that class reunion I became a moth dang I became a butterfly dang what about you worm I accepted myself for who I am dad this nurse discovered that the new doctor on her team was a premature baby she had helped save 28 years ago my mom picks me up from school I tell her how my day went the guy next to me on the train was watching the office so naturally I not so subtly watched along he noticed me watching with him man turned on the subtitles I hoped he knows that I would die for him to be honest Jim Cummings a voice of Winnie the Pooh often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Poe's voice he once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer the mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months when you gained a little weight but still cute with a good personality I'm outside your house you are I'm on your porch come on in I brought guac bums in Italy using pasta straws to reduce plastic waste delicious finally some good freakin food bad day or not I still care about you growl you are a good wolf you deserve good things growl growl I'll give you space but I'm here for you growl when a kid gives you invisible food this is some serious film a crap this is not what I wanted but maybe it's what I needed had a really long and crappy day of travel but then I played peekaboo with a baby on the plane and now everything is okay maybe this will help you relax human noises pranking women in public by respecting their distance and not bothering them pranking homeless people by giving them money off-camera so as not to exploit them gasp Johnson to electric bugaloo when you're back-to-school shopping and you come out of the JCPenney dressing room to show your mom how you look I wish I could fly maybe I could help with that [Music] blessed order went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid no no frickin shrimp or he died apparently when babies first start emotive they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they are so overwhelmed by joy they can't handle all the emotion and have to regulate by looking somewhere else gratitude for agreeing to this romantic sustenance appointment gratitude for purchasing sustenance for me this being our first appointment I'm quite nervous as am i the crucial action ease just exists as you okay I will do this but also I'm restricting all bodily functions as mi a Malawian teenager William coke Wamba taught himself how to build a windmill out of junk and bring power to this village he then went on to build a second larger because that's what heroes do raiders of the lost barque wholesome Dwayne Johnson when Christian was 14 months old he was diagnosed with a brain tumor and his family was told he had zero chance of making it and if by chance he did leave he'd never walk today he's 15 years old walked into the room and hugged me like a true hero my hero to grant Christians make-a-wish was truly my honor and for me moments like this are easily the best part of thing [Music] from scooby-doo and the ghoul school let me keep you out of the rain thank you count this rap isn't waterproof Oh Sakura aquarium just stepped up their gift shop game with these fat seal plushies 20 years later and I just became a nurse at the same hospital I survived cancer in [Music] maybe not mind-blowing but sometimes dogs and wolves in movies need CGI tails if they are supposed to be acting mean because they are so excited to be doing a good job acting that their tails can't stop wagging new foster Kitty described Ferrell by my rescue I think he'll be just fine five stars even I could make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in 50 years it's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture just read someone's almost jumped from apartment window to kill themselves story on reddit and they didn't do it because their cat started rubbing against their legs and they snapped back to reality the next comment said I think your cat gave you one of their nine lives [Music] so this man's best friend pretended to be his wife on his wedding day [Music] how do I use a coffee press do I have to grind the beans or just put them directly into the coffee press how would I use the coffee press if I want my coffee to use milk instead of water sorry if these questions are really basic I'm a 13 year old trying to make my mom feel special on her birthday sometimes I hold Daleks up and say to him you make so many people happy do you have any idea how many people's lives you've touched and he looks back at me with his boobie little face and nods brown eyes in the Sun are like pools of honey I feel so freakin appreciated right now giving him a positive role model this lizard always visits me every night to say goodnight I finally decided to name him Dave let's thank Dave for being a loyal friend buffet taking my broke friend out for a bite what is the best compliment you've ever received never received one I like your username it's cool grab a fruit baby me showing my mom my Minecraft world while she is confused but is genuinely proud and trying to understand when the shy kid finally reads a page without shuttering I need to work on asking for help from others so I figured I'd practice with you ducky I'm not okay and could really use your help that wasn't so bad thanks ducky I will protect you with every fiber of my being when you thought you were going to have a bad day and then your best friend rolls up beep beep you sad freak Arab plumbers refused to charge client after learning she's a Holocaust survivor if you ever get in a fight with your significant other just breathe in the helium out of a balloon and have an argument and the first one to laugh losers you just put every marriage counselor out of business I can't see too well I can't play very much but I know you're near and I love you still how are we gonna carve it don't worry I invited Alex let's do this when your trash bird trying your best me showing my grandma how I look in the shorts she got for me my cousin lost his arm in a motorcycle accident so he's the part in the movie where Woody's arm starts to rip a few weeks ago my dog died I was very sad as I had him for 15 years today I heard a knock on my door it was my 90 years old neighbor she had crocheted a little toy dog that looked exactly like my collar and all I burst into tears on the spot and gave her a hug she is truly the best neighbor ever i heated up my small hot water bottle for Charlie cause he's been shivering all night and he's so happy I want to cry [Music] meet Seattle's celebrity dog Eclipse who takes a bus to her favorite park all by herself all the bus drivers know her she has a bus pass attached to her collar and sits just like a person does [Music] like the video and subscribe right now and watch previous episodes of wholesome memes thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

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Id: QffaxdCFTvA

Length: 60min 0sec (3600 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 27 2019