DANK DOODLE MEMES V580

you have been visited by dr. dog Oh like this video and subscribe to stay healthy the government please stay inside people who never jumped before in their lives me and my room laughing at my own jokes because I'm hilarious mom why are you excited and hyped me haters gonna hate Dwayne Johnson Squidward long ago the Four Nations lived together in harmony share surf quarter inch fire wants to be dominated will dominate you will ask you to be gentle will execute your wife and kids if you can't order a coffee in French 14 year old kids when a five year old calls them sir me turns off the fan because it's too cold everyone in the helicopter there is good and goodbye there is line believes there is Helen hello there is a kid in my cellar hey wasn't the Yellowstone supervolcano about to erupt soon 2020 my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that the year is 2022 you and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living is this a prompt or a prophecy I did it y'all after months of mental preparation pain sip and encouragement I finally worked up the courage to tell my parents they're gay they had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie me throws away ugly drawing everyone else at the museum found this helmet in my attic it belonged to my grandpa apparently he was an electrician or something actually he was a gas worker people can't use you if you're useless how to punish her dog flashbang him hold on it's so badass when people stand in front of did they destroyed priest 1450 I burned 15 witches priest 20 20 I'm afraid of gays how did you get here so fast you were walking I was power walking hold your finger sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening are you ready kids eight year old me hi captain I can't hear you aye-aye captain boy accidentally looks in the direction of a girl everyone it smells like symfon hear me enters a new website website cookie air alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care for you me neither pass the bottle Derek driver attempts to destroy giant snowman not realizing it's built on a large tree trunk you get watching frickin deserves is my nephew there we were eating and now I can't find him is he still there his name is Jason hi Donna we have nineteen hundred plus locations which location did he visit Thank You Appleby I found him he was at Chili's two men where watermelons on their heads while stealing from convenience store it's a simple spell but quite effective can Avatar augment his farts and useless weapons ha sorry that was a strange thing to ask crush calls you cute asian kid calls you smart Ching Chung says you're good at the game like that's ever gonna happen no one The History Channel at midnight it's freakin raw it's so roar it still writes Dara's when your game crashes that the autosave feature actually saved your progress the after convincing a Buddhist millionaire that he owed me money two lifetimes ago when you have a charging cable long enough so that you can choose the side you lay on new study confirms cats can't spread covered 90 but would if give an option you think this is a mother freaking game and again padma ob1 pretending he sees nothing woman missing since she got lost every 60 seconds in Africa Amina passes kids being bullied the education system bullies as a legitimate profession d'Alene literally a drug smuggler hero my mom calls me during class me doesn't answer my mom he's doing something illegal math as a kid math as an adult be different ironic relative I just met what do you like to do my mom answering for me he's just a teenager they don't do much Pixar animators making the mom's ass nor nor first thought can I borrow someone's calculator Johnny he'll use mine the whole class I may be a disgusting furry but at least I'm not a jig pool fan love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts I don't want to get in I don't want to get out the fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion being confused at a crime scene the innocent guy that the police thinks committed the crime the Koala that actually did the crime my fish just had a baby so we be celebrating baby fish's teacher I need a girl volunteer my friend shouts out my name and everyone starts laughing seven-year-old me when you and your friend say goodbye to each other and then walk off in the same direction $1,000 PC parents $1,000 firm parents you don't need an astronomer to explain why the earth is round you need a psychologist to figure out what's wrong with flat earthers 234 applies what I tell my parents what I don't tell my parents we know it's true in our hearts characters that aren't even black but you subconsciously know that they are [Music] Darwin is back because gumball owns him are you ready kids aye aye captain I can't hear you aye aye captain I can't hear you it's about who you are inside 14 year old gamers my computer seeing me use it to shop for a new computer [Music] but if someone from our Gen Z population doesn't open a square themed food restaurant chain called dine craft then what's the point Opie do you take constructive criticism only in villager noises no no no you're getting it wrong tick tock is not my chasm stare stir fest fire starter a bit lost overtired crying a lot and handling it how people view the quad kid how the quiet kid actually is do smart work not hard work mechanism from a trade bait the drain fish holy Sh where did you come from night shift when you guess a password to an account you haven't used in a while hacker man USSR citizen I think it's Tallinn gulag I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top never forget that spongebob and mr. Krabs thought they killed a man and tried to hide the body but what do you want me to do with the bottles of soda bottles of soda give ten times more homework than usual let the students have some rest teachers wants to be dominated will dominate you will ask you to be gentle will tell you about Jesus because you'll need it flies entering homes flies trying to leave homes baby shield less mass more love the best part about these is it teaches black children to be used to seeing their dads on the other side of the glass X exists mathematicians who that boy who himis 1957 905 grams 1978 1808 grams 2005 4202 grams frickin hell how old is this chicken when the recently devotee but encoded invites you over to her mansion to play billiards but when you are alone she expose sir ankle and reveals that she's only wearing five layers of undergarments my pc my internet my friends pc my friends internet we playing together you'll still pay for gas you'll dumb xxxx on level point come wants to know your location how cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicle please continue 6:9 fans when Takashi Rimes yah yah yah yah yah with Nana nanana oh that was breathtaking three-year-olds when they hear about firemen now this looks like a job for me your phone when you say you want to buy something what gives people feelings of power money status falling back to sleep and continuing your dream the three Horsemen of three three take it or leave it best I can do is three there's three actually when the ugly girl takes off her glasses and unties her hair in a movie you are now sexy woman who say we are pregnant instead of I'm pregnant I serve the Soviet Union wins Miss Universe for the 67th time aliens eight-year-old me regretting getting on the 3-meter diving board the cube behind me waiting for me to jump Sandy Cheeks went to a Halloween party full of fish dressed as a goldfish is this like bikini bottom back face [Music] rules for my car no food I pick the music must put this mask on suite of - here take this gun we are robbing a bank don't be a [ __ ] they had us in the first half not gonna lie why are their cups and dishes in your room they belong in the kitchen har just like a woman a woman is more likely to be in kitchen than in your bedroom happen I've seen this before they're wearing sunglasses inside does not make you cool if those kids could read they'd be very upset when you are the richest man in the world and can do basically anything Amazon when your workers demand a 20 cent raise Amazon when you're eating the back of the cereals box for the three hundred and fourteen billion one hundred and fifty nine million two hundred and sixty five thousand three hundred and fifty ninth time interesting hey isn't the Yellowstone supervolcano going to erupt soon the year 2020 it's a surprise tool that will help us later celebrity is about to die Wikipedia authors come on do it if you're still poor at 35 you deserve it people who have been robbed at 34 can you eat 20 happy meals in two hours for 10 million dollars you guys are getting paid when you're playing a fighting game and everybody picked the same character me I got GTA v for free my friend but can your PC run it when you have over 100 games but still don't know what to play other than the same five games can you perform under pressure no that I can try Bohemian Rhapsody me restarting the song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough I prefer the real open world I said the real open world perfection when people say age is just a number but you know it's actually a word everyone is stupid except me all men are pigs women are equal to men solution presents itself girls meeting each other in public guys meeting each other in public before the e fo re not before we speak English not bingo the ability to abbreviate words for the purposes of efficient text messaging does not demonstrate a lack of understanding the English language in fact our ability to create a more efficient way to comprehend a word indicates that we understand the nuances of language and its colloquialisms tick tock no you can't just mass dislike our app engines haha dislike button goes BRR yes X is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it how to become an FBI agent Oberle I'm really proud of you touching seaweed what it looks like what it feels like [Music] Sly's finding their way into my room Sly's finding their way out of my room so glad I grew up watching this and not this when you add your name to the group project even though you didn't do any work dr. doom does not appear in this story we just felt like drawing his face Lowell what the Frick did I just draw remember this guy this is him now when you tell the blind kid at school he is black and he starts calling people the n-word school opening again teacher I hope you used your time correctly and didn't just freak around me sure my dog when he sees us Carol my dog when he meets the potential murderer wow it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out I'm gay Victoria's Secret launches face mask Karen the term Karen is as offensive as the n-word me what's the n-word I can't say that out loud me but you can say Karen out loud can't you well yeah me so it's not as offensive as the n-word is it Karen it's so badass when people stand in front of that they destroyed [Music] when you accidentally step on your dog's tail and it does that sad whimper what have I done politicians during elections politicians when they are elected if he ejaculate see men it's because his body is full of toxins and he has had too many sexual partners men are not supposed to have semen it's unclean vegan men with partners ejaculate fresh water find a virgin man and leave these McDonald's eating thoughts alone stay woke amazing every word of what you just said was wrong when everyone is singing happy birthday and you're just there like Indians hating on tick tock Europeans senpai your equation is too big Thomas has seen enough [ __ ] teacher am i clear the class crystal clear the crystal psychologist all dreams have a meaning my dreams guys called Kyle I have the worst name girls called caramel no I have the worst name amateurs what was that pun amateurs guys called dick asked a guy who works had McDonald's anything where do you work McDonald's Netflix ads Avatar The Last Airbender - its TV shows everybody born earlier than 2010 too late 15 years too late fact dolphins have romances in which two males pair up for as long as 15 years and help each other hook up with females Apes together strong animals be 20 man it's old and already know what to do meanwhile human babies come out with a spot on their head that ain't finished yet and the communication skills of an alarm clock the bigger they are the good of the boy big dogs small dogs Bing CEO caught using Google on his office computer you could not live with your own failure when it all goes missing who stole my oh there it is you may be old but are you this old your chances of getting killed by a group of frogs are low but never zero when you marry Abdul who already has three wives because you're a lesbian my knowledge about the game my skills of the game teachers when they add and just have fun to the instructions why is no one having a good time I specifically requested it my ideas when I'm awake my ideas when I'm almost asleep my ideas when in taking a [ __ ] tik tok your personal data actors and their stuntman so Jackie Chan stunt devil is John Cena everyone hates on Indians because of t-series engines heat on tick tock everyone perhaps I treated you too harshly my college was known for having a great Japanese Studies program and one year they hired a very good anthropologist who specialized in Japanese culture to teach in the department but she quit after a year because she found the weebs too infuriating to try and teach college students don't want to return in the fall and it could cause many universities to collapse you get what you freaking deserve teacher what are you laughing at me nothing my brain Steve Roger Rogers you're still learning English it's the language you speak how done are you English teachers some random African country the British Empire oh I live here now my tongue giving clear and precise instructions to where the bit of food stuck in my teeth is located my finger on the front lines cousins by chance lovers by choice time 915 wool clock the Four Horsemen of you kill my pet I'll start a frickin wall [Music] 30-day free trial of being okay where's the link where's the freaking link [Music] target acquired dumbass mode engaged me doing something I'm perfectly capable of and have done before but someone decides to watch I took speed lightning McMath how was 2020 a World War three almost started and Australia was on fire and this killer virus spread and stopped the whole world but we got GTA 5 for free nice why does her body structure look like my profile picture eyebrow heard your girlfriend just broke up yeah you all right yeah you sure bro yeah she lost some body who loved them I lost some body who didn't love me my dad walking into my room are you winning me killing random people and GTA yes funeral strippers are actually a thing in China finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary elections every four years Americans elections at least every five years British people no elections at all Russians downloading gta5 be like did you do it yes what did it cost nothing silence people that walk fast are reported to be less happy old people be like mop Phineas and Ferb made me I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise that's a lot of damage the gym teacher today we are going to be playing basketball the annoying basketball kids the rest of the class pride gets an entire month the other six deadly sins stop racism it's okay to be Asian black Arab normal American seven year old we digging a two-foot hole in the sand of the beach Journey to the Center of the Earth you can't diffic me I know but he can in the 2015 film Jurassic world Chris Pratt's character carries this stainless mall in 1895 it is the only version on their website rated for a t-rex a bird landed on my girlfriend's head that ain't no bird that is an omen of death breaking the law he's too dangerous to be left alive when your cat knows how to read the cat has been fed don't believe her [ __ ] me no money for con or Plan B being this way when someone sends a hate message to you and most of the spelling is wrong doctor are you sexually active me my mom you may be old but a youthis old me oh boy I can't wait to play my new game at 60 frames per sec my potato of a computer there's three actually when I donate blood I don't extracted myself the nurse does it for me I understand sir but this is a sperm bank it doesn't work that way in 1998 Serena and Venus Williams said they could beat any man ranked 200 or worse in a game of tennis Carsten brass ranked 203 accepted the challenge and easily beat them 6 to 1 6 to 2 Perry this is freakin casual when I sit down and get comfortable but then realize I forgot my drink on the kitchen counter 18 inch John shrimp-like creature pulled from Florida waters me who always gets called shrimp d oh whoops I dropped my monster that I used for my Magnum dong when you hold your 50 cm ruler Santa Ron what kind of pizza do you guys want when you encounter a level 462 but instead of bullying you he starts helping you to progress how did my father die he didn't written and directed by George Lucas when you lose your phone and you ask someone to call it but it's on vibrate when you have a lot of love to give but you're not very good at expressing it all I can see is Squidward's interpretive dance what are the first three vowels a E I the next two oh you the internet since 2006 how third-graders see other third graders how third graders see second graders how third graders see fourth graders how third graders see fifth graders testing out the highest setting on your vibrator they say we see on clouds what we most want what do you see babe I see us together forever ah you cannot be a snack with stretch marks lies if it come off the grill with no lines that meat ain't ready KFC and you're tripping balls [Music] Karen us once she gathers all six infinity scarves no manager is safe like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dank memes videos thanks

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Id: 8kNqD951TX0

Length: 26min 13sec (1573 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020