IMAGINES (pt. 2)

hello everyone welcome back to another ko vid and I'm not talking nineteen so we all know how powerful the human imagination is right for example imagine something right now as an exercise just go ahead imagine something out of the blue right now what comes to your head huh what comes to mind maybe a dragon perhaps I don't know that'd be cool though maybe some like a leaf blower or some sort of lawn tool maybe it was you know Harry Styles farting onto a turkey sandwich and you just taking a big juicy bite cuz that's what I thought of that brings us to the topic of today's video which is imagines part 2 big thanks once again to at worst imagines on Instagram super funny shit on that account so go give them a follow and with that being said let's imagine some shit first one imagine just imagine for a second taking a nice Streamy hot shower with Sean what the fuck is a Streamy shower Streamy that makes me feel like maybe we're both pissing in the shower that's what that Streamy makes you think like we're both taking big big piss streams he takes you by your hips and kisses you softly and takes his fingers and rubs it on your face uh-uh nope hell no get your grubby fucking fingers off my face Sean not in this climate No thank you alright what did what is this what is this some kind of fucking sick fantasy where Shawn Mendes infects us with kovat and this time I am talking nineteen no thanks rubs on your face and whispering how much he likes you in your ear bye I love you I like you so much I mean like with you I love it when you piss such a dope stream it makes me wanna piss you get butterflies in your belly that travel down to your privates privates privates I haven't said privates since I was in fifth grade what a bizarre way of saying that you're sexually aroused did you say that to your lover and they will walk out of the bedroom guaranteed guaranteed oh yeah oh god yeah it feels good I'm getting butterflies in my stomach and they're travelling down to my privates or let's see what else we got here father stop I don't like gay mom God okay Harry I have dreams about you Lou me Oh amazing this is traditionally though how how parents react when their kids come out to them is stop I don't like gay and then the mom goes god J so is this are these Harry Styles parents is that what this is so the father doesn't like gay the mom doesn't like gay clearly and then we find out harry is having dreams about Lou and then we're supposed to be like Oh amazing which is which is like reads very sarcastic so is this are we not into it are we are we on the parents side are we like oh sweet sweet nice gay dreams dude cool amazing I am Telling You I would not know what to do with myself if he looked at me like that I don't understand what this this face this you want him to look at you like this that's how just that's a pretty normal face standard face that's a resting face I would say in fact actually I detect a little bit of anger maybe if anything if anything that face says all right you got the picture get out of my face four-eyes next what else we got okay here's a good one imagine if you had a free online shopping tool that automatically found promo codes for you and applied them to your cart when you're shopping online this video is sponsored by honey which is exactly that imagine you're shopping on your favorite sites Target forever 21 sephora when you check out a little box drops down automatically you say apply coupons it searches the web for promo codes and it automatically applies them and you just watch the price drop baby I've saved I've personally saved hundreds of dollars on gear for my studio everything in here and those who've already installed honey just using my link have saved 1.2 million dollars in total it supports over 30,000 stores online and that's why it has over a hundred thousand five-star reviews in the google chrome store not having honey he's just literally passing up free money no thanks I don't want that Oh what hundreds of dollars no thanks see you later it's free to use and installs in just two clicks just go to join honey calm slash cody KO that's join honey calm slash cody KO hi who are you I'm you from the future what are you doing I'm making your dreams come true and who are they this is us they are your brothers who are all this people they are our fans so we made it yeah we did it we did it yeah and that's the story of how one direction came to be true story not x-factor Simon Cowell none of that shit this is the real story it was Harry Styles from the future coming back like the ghost of Christmas past and haunting young Harry how is this even an imagined what the fuck are we imagining someone else's cool life usually we're involved in these it's like we play a character in these and stuff happens to us but in this one we're just like yo fuckin Harry Styles sick life so say I want to make one of these I want one of these ones for me okay I'm gonna make one whoa who are you I'm you from the future what are you doing haunting your bitch ass what's up who are they there's nobody else here you loser I'm in your studio filming a video alone about fuckin Harry Styles like a loser who are all this people those are the Chad stirs what's it show dad I probably probably should you're I don't probably not old enough for me to say what that is okay fine it's like a dick that's fatter than it is long okay all right bye yeah I'm satisfied with that imagine sending Jakob a dirty text message and he turns around and looks at you like this Oh nah no I'm not down for that what is he doing he's biting his lip way too hard dude you're doing too much man this looks like he's gonna draw blood it looks like he's got a fat dip in that's what it looks like imagine sending Jakob a text in the same room apparently when you're sitting right next to him and he turns around and looks at you like this howdy bitch what's up darlin imagine if Justin you man these are so these are so poorly written imagine if Justin semicolon you got a text from your ex and Justin takes your phone and reads the message and look at you man imagine if you look at us like that imagine that for a second also death again what the fuck this face right here this supposed to be cute where are we first of all we're sitting in a shipyard second of all that face this isn't like a charming angry face this isn't like a babe why is your ex texting you I'm so mad imagine I'm a cute little kitty cat meow Harry giggles Halloween already past silly you laughs you said you wanted a pet cat though so I will be your kitty cat I'm more fluffy and cuddly this kid he wants mac and cheese and cuddles Harry sweetly kisses you oh my god oh my god cool so we're doing furry imagines now awesome for sure furry styles also I just briefly actually considered googling to see if furry imagines are a real thing and this is no way I want to do that because I know some shit would pop up I know they are real and I'm just not I'm not don't doesn't interest I'm not you know feel like you know Harry never mind the age of a girl Louie so you date a 13 year-old Harry why not oh okay cool now we got what now we got Megan's Law imagines the fuck is this what the fuck is this Harry how does it train eat I don't know babe how does it eat it goes choo choo yeah I like that I swear you so dumb sad face I still love you I love you more want to hear another joke no but but next imagine sorry this one's over what do you want to hear another to know next imagine no no shut the bug up next imagine next imagine I did like this joke though how does a train eat it goes choo choo now it's fucking good imagine giving Shawn a little something-something to relieve his stressful day of singing all day he moans I guess in this one we're picturing ourselves giving Shawn a bj and he's seems to be enjoying it he seems to be moaning but then are we also supposed to imagine this dude just watching the whole time just smirking because I don't want to imagine that imagine giving Shawn on a beach to relieve his stress his body guard stays close to make sure no funny business happens and he can't help but steal a cheeky glance in the middle of it he smirks and he watches the whole entire time also Shawn is dressed up like a cat now we're talking I'm ugly I'm young thug wait what [Music] that was great this is fucking awesome this is not bad at all this is the best imagine imagine being so tired from work and you come home and hear someone in your house and it's you think what and it's you think it's a robber but you look and it's the shear end twins at your door holy fib I'm screaming they takes off his shirt and he draws a heart on their abs and you kissed their necks the Sheeran twins that sounds like a Stephen King novel what the fuck is happening oh my god [Music] no no I don't like this one imagine opening your door into your bathroom and catching Tom rubbing his pants down moaning your name and he sees you and gets up and says your name it's not what it looks like you touch it and say was it me you were thinking of he nods his head and kisses you why are these all so fucking creepy why are you imagining would Tom Horn is just fucking beating off in your bathroom alone it's not what it looks like I swear just smelling your underwear looks like imagine Cody Oh Noel see you in a roast fans video but they go speechless because you are too perfect and they can't speak that would just never happen fuck that's really funny I didn't expect to see myself here alright imagine this now 1d reacts to you having a tapeworm Liam your name the only worm allowed inside of you is me oh my god no why would you want to imagine that you have a debilitating fucking parasite in your body this is making Harry Styles acting like a cat seem normal also who the fuck we're first there dick as a worm what stuff you want this worm or what it only comes out when it rains and that's not even a sexual innuendo I'm just it has to be raining for us to for us to have sex it's a birth defect I have alright that's about enough of ease I think I hope you found these entertaining because I just think that they're so God to him incredible in fact I think they're so good I just I wrote a little song for the imagination fans out there the community for us to all enjoy and so enjoy [Music] you could imagine what it's like for the frontman of that band you love it it's like to be his wife what if your kids could call him dad and you lived in his London flat and he took you out to shop and he loved you lots and lots study rad amazing you could imagine what it's like if the main guy from that movie you love made you part of his life what if you dressed up like a cat and he gave you a little scratch and he played around with your socks and you shit in a litter box like a chili [Music] in there's no limit to all we can do is imagine Oh Tom Halden dressed like a cat he's so handsome now imagine this you hanging out with Shawn Mendes he kisses you on the lips and you open up his pants and he's got three tags what now he's a unicorn wait what now he's a Wolverine you try to get away but he tears you to shreds cuz he's a wild beast with flui from one day okay what if he got on one knee it will mean the world to me if I could give you cope at 19 what if Tom Halden started to fall in love with you but he can't stop jerking off in your bathroom imagine No in there's no limit to all we can do is [Music] young thanks for watching guys wash your hands stay inside I'll see you next time bye [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 2,843,934

Rating: 4.9812164 out of 5

Keywords: harry styles, imagine, one direction, tom holland, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, comedy, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: P3lxJwjPd4M

Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 22 2020