(upbeat music) (audience clapping and cheering) - All right, folks, that's
right the rumors are true. You all heard the rumor that
my birthday was on May 4th well it's true, I'm old now. I'm an old, I'm an old
man, I'm getting up there. I'm getting more mature and I'm changing, so my videos have to change. From here on out, it's gonna
be a lot different, okay. I'm only doing videos
about important topics, hard hitting subjects, y'know, really, really mature meaningful stuff. Now with that being said,
have you guys heard of TikTok? Also let me know what you
think about this lamp. Sound off on the comments about what you think about this lamp behind me. Maybe the videos will be
different now that you know, there's a lamp behind me, but yeah thank you for
all the birthday wishes, I'm 26 now it's cool, let's move on, but I'm not changing for shit all right. I'm not making any different videos. You can't change me, even if
I do have a shitty diaper, you can not change me. I'll be making fun of
TikToks until I die dude! Even past that, I'll be in heaven. No, I'll be in hell
while some fucking demon sets me on fire, I'll just be like, yo you fucking see this
shit, cringe right? As much as I love, like, you know, roasting bad TikToks, I feel like it's getting harder
for me to find bad TikToks. It hurts to say it,
but the last few months I've like really enjoyed TikTok I think it's making me laugh a lot. Like this one, for example, - OI bruv I've 'ad me
OnlyFans set up,yeah? Wif me nyudes and that. Its quite cheap innit, five
Quid to see me bum rather schtewpid not to right then, cheers. - Dude, that's so funny,
I laugh everytime. I feel like last summer was like, peak cringe TikTok time, right? It was like the Cringe
Grand Central station. They would all kinda meet there, right? You had like The Furries,
they're like, yo, what's good? And then like cosplay people
over here, like, yo, what's up? And then you have like, country ones up. And they're like, yeehaw fuckers let's make Kurtis uncomfortable,
and they did a great job. But the last little bit, I feel like TikTok has
become like a good app. If you can look past all the
misogyny and objectification and racism and bullying, so nevermind. But I miss all the bad stuff on TikTok there's a lotta good people and
good stuff on TikTok, right? There's video editors, people that do those
neat little transitions, musicians, dancers, but my favorite group of people on TikTok are the actors. You know, actors are usually
like really cool people and they're never a chore
to be around, you know. Just think of any feeder
kid you've ever met, super cool and not annoying, right? (TikTok video playing) Acting is all over TikTok
but the most popular way to showcase the people's acting chops is by doing these hashtag POV videos, which stands for point of view, but it should stand for pretty odd video. And I know Cody made a few
videos about like POV videos where he talked about that
Tyler, Tyler Brash guy - No, have the last bit. - Brash, is that his last name? Yeah, Tyler Brash, I thought for a second, his last name was rash
and that Tyler rash guy - Take it! - He actually has like
really good POV videos. Like he's got like
effects, costumes, music, they're like little movies. Well, I mean, I guess regular movies are just really long POV videos. (Kurtis chuckles) I'ma upload the full Mummy Returns movie and call it POV you're
watching The Mummy Returns. And YouTube can't touch me dude. (audience clapping) (theme music) But there's a lot of people doing these acting POV TikToks on TikTok. Today we're gonna talk about
those, but more specifically, we're gonna talk about one
actor in particular because when you search hashtag acting on TikTok, he's just fucking all over it. And that actor is Jordy Boulet Viau (vocalizing)Jordy Boulet-Viau TikTok. Okay so the caption on this one is #Pov You are my sister's best friend and I walked in on you waiting for her. And at this moment you didn't feel like you are just my sister's best friend. Okay.
(gentle romance music playing) (gentle romance music playing) First off, eye contact, went on just way too long Oh My God, I could've fucking harvested
a fucking ear of corn and still made it back to watch the end of the TikTok in that time. That's the first thing I thought of, I could've harvested an ear of corn, okay? I guess I am a country boy at heart damn! Like if someone I don't know, makes eye contact with me,
for like more than like five seconds I'm like kinda nauseous. I don't like it at all that almost puts me in
a fucking coma dude. I need to contact my doctor. Yeah he does these types of videos a lot where he kinda just like
walks on and he's like like that's it like, like
that's the whole video. But the interesting thing is
he just changes the caption everytime like it's
practically the same video, he just switches up the caption. But it's just so odd to me that like, this is like considered content. You know what I mean? Like he just does this and then he's just like, okay, hard work's done here, it ain't
much, but it's honest work. I'll just send this video off to my fucking captions
department and I'll be on my way. He doesn't even write his own captions. Yo bro I just filmed
the fucking banger, bro. It's a slapper of a TikyTok, dude, I need a fucking sick caption for it dude. Oh great it's you staring at the camera and smirking again, great. What do you, what do you mean again? This one's totally
different, dude you know usually in my videos, I
do the left smirk, right? Like this, this one,
I did the right smirk. Next week I'ma try, I'ma go for the, the coveted middle smirk. Listen, I don't know how much
longer I can do this okay? Don't get me wrong, this is my dream. I love captioning TikToks I'd love to caption my own TikTok one day, but captioning these it's
just, it's killing me, man. I can't do this. Okay I compensate you
handsomely all right, and this is how you repay me? What, you, you don't pay me. I never said that, I said,
I compensate you handsomely. I enhance them and that
is your compensation. Okay, fine how about hashtag POV? You're the new guy and you
meet the popular kid at a party and he likes you. Oh My God that's genius. All right, well, deal's a
deal here's your payment. Oh shit! Okay, so these types of
videos, though are not for me, but apparently he's found an audience. He has like quite a bit of followers, but it just kinda bums me
out 'cause they're just, they're so easy to make, right? Like watch ♪ I guess I'm just a playdate to you ♪ Okay, let's watch the next one. This is probably my new
favorite TikTok of all time. So let's watch ♪ I think that we both know the truth ♪ ♪ You are obsessed just let it go ♪ ♪ You're dead to me ♪ ♪ You are obsessed just let me go ♪ ♪ You're dead to me ♪ ♪ I'm not somebody you know ♪ Seems like a regular video right? And by regular video, I mean a video with too much eye contact
and it makes no sense, but it seems regular enough right? But let's read the caption #Pov You are the ant looking
for food in the bathroom and you see this human.
Then you catch feelings. You are the aunt looking for
food in the bath and you catch feelings. Hey man, what, what was that dude? At first I was like,
Oh, maybe he means like, aunt it's like your parents'
sister, like A-U-N-T but then when I read the
caption, I was like, no, you see, you see a human. So when I read that, I was like, Oh, okay! This guy wants to fuck ants, okay, Jordy. There is always that one kid
growing up who would like use a magnifying glass to burn
ants, Jordy was that kid, but he wasn't using a
magnifying glass to burn ants, he just, he just wanted a closer look. I gotta see them ant titties up close. Yeah what that thorax do though, huh? Hey ma, I've seen A Bug's Life. Now it's time for a bug's sex life (chuckles) Hey, I know it's a wild claim for me to say that this fella is
sexually attracted to ants and maybe it's wrong for me to do this. Maybe I'm not, I shouldn't
be using his content in my videos, but this guy
actually used one of my sounds in one of his TikToks okay. And I didn't want him to. I think I made it pretty clear that I didn't want
anybody using that sound. So that gives me the right to say, Jordy loves to make sweet,
passionate, love to insects. Insex! Whoa! (cheering) Lightbulb! Oh damn it! is the video busted? What are we going to do guys? - I could fix it for you but it's gonna cost you a pretty penny. - Oh damn it! I only have ugly pennies. - Uh-oh! - Oh, I know! I'll do a brand deal. All right guys I just wanna
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acting videos he does, they're still kinda POV videos, but he like lip-syncs songs, but kinda reworks them to
like make sense in a scene. Sorry, really quick,
the caption for this is #Pov the joker forced
you to shoot an innocent, but you don't want to so he did it. ♪ Freddie gonna make you
fucking split the floor ♪ ♪ What the fuck was that Fred ♪ ♪ Consequences heavy
are your bitches ready ♪ - I know this is nit-picky, but
is that how you shoot a gun? Okay, I'm gonna shoot you now. (gunshots firing) I missed. I don't mean to single this Jordy guy out, he's not the only person who
does these like lip-sync acting videos, I've seen them all-over TikTok. ♪ She told me that she loves
me by the water fountain ♪ They're just so weird to me. Like emotionally lip-syncing a song. That's not acting, a good
example of acting on TikTok is the creator, Johnny Berchtold. He's like an actual talented
actor making original entertaining videos about tropes
and movies and television. And it's great, and he's
also a member of Kurtistown. So maybe I'm biased, but he's good to illustrate my point better. Like, you're not like you wouldn't just go in for a movie audition and just fucking lip-sync a song, right? Hello, I'm Kurtis, I will be auditioning for the role of mother
whose baby just exploded. ♪ Baby you're a firework ♪ Okay, let's watch another Jordy video. The caption for this one is #Pov I ask you your phone number, but you reject me until I came
back and show you my moves. Can't wait. ♪ I guess I'm just a playdate to you ♪ (gentle romantic music) (Kurtis retches) hold on, is that a puka
shell necklace, bro? Okay, it's not, that looks
like a puka shell necklace. For some reason that would
make this video better. And that's rare, if a puka
shell necklace increases the quality of a video, for
those of you who don't know, this is like a trend on TikTok,
I guess, for people, for, they make like edits of Timothy Chalamet doing a dance from like things
from Call Me By Your Name, the dance movie, Call Me By Your Name. Call Me By Your Name 2 The Streets. The original video of that, like the edit of Timothy
Chalamet doing that dance, it's cool as shit 'cause it's Timothy Chalamet doing it, dude. I'm getting off topic here, I'm sorry, but I guess I'm passionate about this. I've seen so many TikToks
of dudes being like you see Timothy do the dance,
now I'm doing the dance. So I'm hot too, please tell me I'm hot. (Please fucking tell me I'm hot) But in this TikTok
storyline, someone says, no you can't have my number, but then he goes like that and they're like, Oh, okay, here you go. I'd rather him just do the
dance move and not set up that weird storyline, right? That makes no sense. Oh, what's that? You're evicting me
because I haven't paid my rent in six months? Ha! how about now? Oh, what's that? You're jealous of me because
you were born without shoulders (gentle upbeat music) How about now? You gotta really like the way you look to make a video that dude. To play the love interest and
to TikTok that you scripted then to seriously do it? Whoa, what's that like? Seriously? Tell me what that's
like, that must be awesome. Am I jealous? Yes, yes I am. Wow Jordy must get up every morning, look himself in the mirror and be like, if I was an ant I'd fuck me. Okay let's watch another
one this caption is #Pov Your psycho
kidnapper comes downstairs and tell you the same things every night. You realized that he have
more than one personality. ♪ I want your love and
I want you with me ♪ ♪ I want your love I
don't wanna be friends ♪ They gotta start a fucking Oscars for TikTok and call them
The Streets I'll host it. I'll fucking host The 1st
Jordys and that's that and these videos, its whatever but it's fucking really weird when you look at the comments,
you can kidnap me anytime. Liked by creator. Love the psycho video #Jordysgirls. Sorry ladies, if you ain't got six legs, two little thingies and a fucking wagon then
(giggles) you're not... Ants are kinda thick though. I'll give them that, ants are thick. ♪ Ass fat yeah I know ♪ #Jordysants So I guess that's why he
keeps making these videos it's 'cause like he gets
really good feedback on them from like a dedicated fan base. So I mean good for him, man. People seem to like it, that's cool. I don't wanna like fuck it. This isn't like harmful, I just thought this was
like weird and funny. I wanted to laugh at it for a bit and I feel like I'm
starting to become a fan. I'm sorry to become a fan of Jordy. I'm one of Jordy's girls, you know, if only he had something
separate from TikTok, that's only for the
fans an OnlyFans ,yeah. He has an OnlyFans. I don't think he uses OnlyFans
in the way that people usually use OnlyFans,
which is to like, you know, show butts n' boobs and stuff. The description of it, it says, This is the official
Onlyfans Jordy Boulet-Viau account created to be closer with my fans. Showing more of my private life. And I want to be close as
I can with Jordy, okay. So I'm gonna subscribe, and if he gets mad at me
for making this video, there's my payment. Oh My God,
do you imagine if I bought it and all the pictures are just of like his ant farm that he has. Yo check out these hot babes. All right, I just subscribed. Okay, there's no dicks, it's just like shirtless pics,
shirtless pic, shirtless pic livestream, livestream,
shirtless pic where're the ants? Where're the ants? Are they in your pants? You got ants in your pants? I bet you Jordy. I don't mean to go so hard on him, but I don't mean it gets so hard either. You know, when I was a kid,
I wanted to be a weatherman. Look at me now, buying
a handsome TikToker's OnlyFans, for research. Okay, we're gonna watch one
more Jordy video and that's it. (gentle upbeat music) (gentle upbeat music) That's it dude, that's it! That's the whole video. There's nothing after it. There's nothing underneath
it or behind the video. That's the video, that's it. Let's read the caption
because that's where the real bread n' butter is. That's where we find out what's going on. #Pov Your indoor boyfriend
take you by surprise after he escaped the prison. Okay, I don't wanna make fun
of him because maybe English, isn't his first language. He's trying his best and
that's great, you know. But the idea of an indoor boyfriend, wow that is really funny. You know, like in elementary school, when you had indoor shoes, 'cause you couldn't like muck-up the carpet with your outdoor snowy boots, 'cause we all grew up in Canada. This is the same thing you
got an outdoor boyfriend, you do outdoor stuff with. And then you got your indoor
boyfriend who just stays inside all the time, which would really suck. It'd be a sad life to live. If you were the indoor boyfriend, you just stayed inside all the time. Honey, I'll be back in a bit. Okay. I'm just heading to the park. Oh, can I come? Oh, I, I don't know if you heard me. I'm going to the park,
outdoors, yeah, sorry. You can't come, I'm going to
meet my outdoor boyfriend, but I'll be back in a few hours okay? Right.
(chuckles) (somber music playing) ♪ I don't want to be an
indoor boyfriend anymore ♪ ♪ What can I say ♪ ♪ I want to go outside
just once oh please ♪ ♪ I've been inside this
house for a thousand days ♪ ♪ I want to play at the park ♪ ♪ And watch a small colony of sexy ants ♪ ♪ They can crawl into my head ♪ ♪ And then make their merry
little way into my pants ♪ ♪ I'm losing my indoor
mind outdoor boyfriend ♪ ♪ Why can't I if you
could just be so kind ♪ ♪ Please just let me go outside ♪ Wow, babe You heard all of that? Every word. And what do you think? Babe I had no idea, that you were so bad at singing, but hey maybe you can work on that, while I'm at the park
with my outdoor boyfriend. I just forgot my hat. So I'll see you in a couple hours, babe. Damn it she's right. Okay well, what'd we learn? Acting is tough except it's
not because apparently all you have to do is lip-sync
a song and that's acting and also ants are thick. All
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