IMAGINES

all right hello fellow stands of things what would you imagine my video is about today hmm hmm are you imagining something could you imagine if I did a video about whatever you're thinking what if I asked you to imagine today's video is about imagines now what are imagines imagines are like they're basically like little bite-sized fan fictions it's like a block of text that people post on Instagram and Twitter that say like shit like oh my god what did you imagine if Harry Styles if you bumped into him at the post office and he said hi how are you there are however some very weird imagines out there so together we're gonna we're gonna take a look at them today but before we do that I have a super quick announcement that I'm fuckin pumped about and then I'm super stoked for so so check that out and then we'll get into it what's up gang I'm here with Cody we're practicing a brand new song Cody won't you tell him what that fucking song is called we're coming back to Portland and Seattle bitch let's fuckin go what Seattle with a whole bunch of new shit spanking new show nigger venue brand-new music crazy new production the tour crew you know and love Tom do I appreciate the fuck up my face the lighting guy quits dog and hilarious juju so what's the deal with diarrhea so Portland Seattle we want to see you there this show is gonna be incredible all right there's gonna be more music it's gonna be way bigger way better it's gonna be insane and we can't wait to see you guys there tiny meat or calm get your goddamn fucking tickets all right let's open up our fucking minds and a lot of these are from the Instagram account at worst imagines so go give them a follow and then of course you know I gotta shut out the boy Curtis Connor he's done a couple videos on these as well that are super funny so go check those out and without further ado let's get into it by the way I fucking bookmarked a couple of these so I could use them in the video and now my whole explore page is fucking Tom Hall and Stan accounts the whole thing this one's called fuck boy Shawn Mendes hey Shawn it's been 45 minutes are you coming the food is getting pretty cold oh sorry I didn't show up I got a little busy oh that's okay another time look I want to be honest you are a really nice girl but you aren't really my type of girl so I was looking if you could hook me up with Sarah oh wow okay this is a lot to take in hope you have a great night I don't mean I don't like you but you ain't just my type okay so what's up with Sarah no Shawn you fucking dick dude Jesus Christ he stood her up dumped her and then asked her to hook him up with one of her friends all in like two texts what an asshole I don't know if I I don't know if I could stand Shawn anymore after reading something like this he just not that dude that I thought he was it's bullshit also who would want to imagine this like if you like Shawn why would you want him to treat you like shit oh my god I fucking love and as I wanted to disrespect me as a person she knew a dog leash on you piece of shit also the fact that it's a text thread for some reason just makes us so much funnier because like whoever is reading this is essentially just imagining this [Music] fucking spit in my face Shawn Mendes kick me in the balls Shawn Mendes this comment from Mendes Army's since 1998 says please part two why why would you want to part two this shit what the fuck is gonna happen in a part two hey Shawn you're three months late on child support payments and I don't know Shawn junior and I are just getting hungry and we don't really have any money left hey sorry I was waxing my Bugatti yeah I'm like kind of strapped for cash right now so you made yourself like not eat for a bit but I mean like you can stand to lose a few pounds anyways haha i fucked your mom by the way oh okay bye love you Shawn all right here's another Shawn Mendes one you I will take you somewhere when I get home where and why the city and become I want to we haven't been in a while but I'm poor it's called a date dump head I pay for you okay this one this one that is like a little bit boring but I just I included it in here because dump head is probably the best phrase I've ever read in my entire life what is a dump head what is a dump head is that like calling somebody at does a shit brain a poop skull so many variations that's it I'm officially renaming all of my subscribers from chubsters to dump heads we sound like a fucking punk band Cody in the dump heads sick at sack and the merch is just gonna be giant poop emojis you wear as a hat come on all right moving on would you save him from what exactly from that beautiful green refreshing lake first of all it doesn't really look like he's in that dire of a situation he's smiling sort of I mean he's like smirking he's smiling with his eyes you know he's smiling and he's got a fucking life vest on so then so then what are you saving him from this this fucking a refreshing swim a good time that's not a very nice thing to do is it and looks like he's married look at that finger right there ring so now you're a homewrecker nice okay now imagine this imagine you're texting magcon super hunk Cameron Dallas Cameron we have a problem what what is it baby so don't be mad but Nash is hitting on me again wait no does that say Nash is shitting on me again oh man this is Oh hopefully it doesn't sound just be a whole different category of fanfic no he isn't I said don't get mad please no heat fogging isn't sorry I'll just block him no baby what why what why he's coming over for dinner what why I thought you hated him I do that's why he's gonna eat rotten fish for dinner while we eat some gourmet fish he won't notice a thing yeah Nash you got Punk'd buddy you thought you were eating delicious macadamia nut crusted mahi mahi like us you were too stupid to notice that your fish was rotten and putrid and smelled like fucking shit and tasted like ass too bitch that's cuz I got it from the dumpster you dumped head imagine Cameron was a bad boy he just got out of prison for fighting someone who made fun of you maybe it was the fish thing you broke up when he went to prison cuz you know date bad boys but when he got out you saw him homeless on the street Jesus fuck you just fucking ditch them you just ditched him oh shit wait you're going to prison for defending me uh yeah I don't fuck with that have fun in your cell you degenerate he runs to you crying you couldn't help but say no but deep inside yourself you felt as sparks too what's this dude lost everything he went to prison he came out of prison and now he's homeless because of you and you have the fucking balls to say no to his face you told cold person I mean I guess it's me too I'm supposed to be I'm supposed to be reading I'm supposed to be imagining this too so now I feel like I feel like shit I'm sorry you look in his eyes and decide to take him home you give him a bath and new clothes why is this written like we're taking a fucking stray dog home mom can we keep on while you're brushing his hair he looks in your eyes and begins stroking his hair what's up so he's stroking your hair and then he looks into your eyes and strokes his own hair yeah okay yeah all right let's move on to this one holy fuck ah looks like a bad optical illusion I'm not the squint to read this one imagine you see a good-looking man in the distance staring at you hold on that's Jeremy dude he's got fucking binoculars what a creep just shows it is that dude fucking staring he's got binoculars yo I'm calling the cops is fucked up wait a minute dude that's jeremy renner oh dude Jamie huge fan man huge fan check out my test this is like all of a sudden it becomes totally fine that this dude is in the park with binoculars creeping on you maybe that's Jeremy Renner oh yeah look at--look away ah me you wanna see my dick I'm close Sean gasp pulling on my hair but I wasn't satisfied I wanted him to suffer even more what now tell me Sean can Camila do this I grabbed the knife from the counter and sliced his dick off by the way no Heian Camila she's cool but Sean and your name would make a better couple happy Mother's Day hey what the fuck okay this one's clearly a joke but goddamn that's so funny game Camila do this happy Mother's Day by the way imagine n if you Touche my girl again we will slap you in places you don't want to L now run your name boys he is my doctor n oh but you're my princess and only the Prince can touch his princess Nile kissing you when that's sorry that's not kiss and you just wanted to make that more visual for you come on fellas come on it's my doctor if I don't get this procedure I'm gonna die sorry babe no one to Shaye's my princess but me I guess that means you're gonna die that's just how much I love you it's beautiful it really is a beautiful story some people will do anything for love and that's a wonderful thing also what a weird threat if you - SHhhh if you touch my girl again we will slap you in places you don't want to hey you talk to my girl again doc and you're getting a slap on the taint why don't you skedaddle before you get a swift slap to the nutsack I'll knock your balls around dude I'll fuck your balls up bro get out of here before I slap your ass imagine you and Harry have been dating for two months one day Harry sees you with your ex bf he is angry his jaw clenches in uh and now I'm not gonna say that one he grabs your hand and pulls you away Harry you say he stares deeply into your eyes you see anger in them your name you are mine only mine no one can have you I love you uhm mmm kind of seems like you might just be like a possessive abuser with anger issues also just a little side note here the fucking the your names in these let's really throw me off you know I was really into this one I really was feeling it here I was feeling the energy until I got to the your name and it just fucking you know it's just y /n it's so like hard to look at just fucking put a name there fuckin Stefan Stefan ste vivir en Stefan that will be fine that could be my name alright let's move on here just imagine Edd's staring you down and biting his lip as you come out of the closet with a shiny dress he gets so turned on what do you do Jesus and that's how he's looking at you I don't know it's starting to wear me out a little bit sorry but it is okay so I read so many of these that I thought well I might as well take a stab at writing a couple right see if I have what it takes to create a good imagine and well this is what I've come up with sorry it's a little bit you know can get a little bit I don't know just shy when it comes to showing my work but um I think I think I confident in these enough to show them to you guys so uh here we go this one's called fuel you come home from go-karting you have oil smears all over your face and you smell like burnt tires Harry Styles is in your kitchen eating cereal is that my Captain Crunch you asked angrily with anger yes Harry says he rips a big wet fart and it smells like butane Wow what a smelly one I love it when you peel off stinkers like that you drop your go karting helmet and head towards him with passion he fucking whips the bowl of Captain Crunch at the wall behind him in it and it explodes you start making out stevan he says passionately with anger he eats beef jerky off your ass and pukes he's the perfect man for you hope you guys like that one I do have one more and I'll just read it it's caught this one's called spider-men you're at home alone watching c-span Tom Holland bust through the front door mumbling sweet nothings but then you realize wait that's not Tom Holland it's just a drunk dude from Hollywood Boulevard dressed like spider-man and he's covered in his own shit great scoffs you scream British Lee Tom Holland appears in your window he grabs you and you both fall out on the way down he tries to use his webs but he's not actually spider-man in real life so you both splatter on the ground passionately happy Mother's Day I hope you guys like those that took a lot of me to share those with you so I've done just hope your hope you provide them with those well Stefan that was fun this was a fun ass video and I can't wait to see all you dump heads in Portland and Seattle tiny meet or calm if you want to get tickets and you know if you want to join the dump head family if you want to rip stinkers with the dump heads make sure you like this video and subscribe it I'll see you dump heads in the next video toilet [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 4,167,288

Rating: 4.9797831 out of 5

Keywords: imagine, instagram, harry styles, tom holland, 1d, bts, kpop, Cody ko, cody, ko, comedy, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: ibH8a4FYTck

Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 25 2019

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[u/fondlemeLeroy]

Dump head.