CREEPIEST TEXTS EVER

I'm 22 well then that's much older you like all the guys so what if I do you would dated 22 year olds it's illegal dude age is just a number jail is just a place back the Frick up dude you probably had a type of guide to say I'm a grower not a shower or it's not about the size it's what you do with it yes I can get bigger honey you've done the growing and you ain't showing I can't lie you sexiest freak thank you I go to jail Monday but I got free days to turn up oh wow for how long eight years what what you did attempt murder are you doing hey is this Gina from clinical psych yeah who is this my name is Michael I sit a row before you I ask Dom feel number okay sorry I know this is weird but would you maybe want to hook up sometime sorry dude I don't have casual sex I'll wear a tux hey let's grab a coffee ha ha ha ha I'm not up for meeting in person but thanks no problem fatty sorry a fragile ego is shattered I didn't even say anything rude oh no ego just a high metabolism great credit and a diptych how the press to you not at all sorry you have the [ __ ] syndrome even when someone is polite about it you sexy hey sexy how are you sexy hey how's it go going you missed me I can't have unreliable people in my life right now I can drive let me come smash I got a boyfriend so I'm loyal and I love him it's just the one life stand ain't gonna know let me come smash no I know why you are single what's up just got home you same here so what kind of mood are you in right now I'm in the mood to submerge myself and my couch and ignore any creepy subliminal messages what movie you in exact I'm in a very horny ready to please move to be honest but I'm not trying to be that one you want to ignore boy if you don't get I'm sorry what was that your phone is now hacked do exactly as I say and I'll remove the hack if you don't then I'll destroy your phone if you try to block a report me I'll still destroy it now send your age and a live face pic to prove your real what kind of phone am I on what OS you have 30 seconds to send them before I destroy it you didn't answer my question I don't need to it's been more than 30 seconds yep and it's getting destroyed you didn't really plan ahead for people talking you up on your boy sugar did you yes I just destroyed it you think I can I'm still waiting on that look I'm gonna go get some lunch you have fun with hacking my phone just copying all your content from it first okay sure you done yet I mean it can't take that long any of like full pieces on my phone I know of pigeons to whom it may concern' I've been getting pretty desperate recently as you may know my parents believe I'm gay so in order to prove otherwise I need to take a female or someone who at least looks like a female to prom I also need to spread my seat to increase my relative fitness she wants to go to prom with me best regards hey did you get the syllabus for mr. Johnson's class yet hey Amy how's it going Merry Christmas you enjoying your break I'm rockin the home town like a frickin boss yeah I'm good thanks glad to hear did you get the syllabus yet what you up to girl kind of looking for the syllabus man you told me you text it to me not trying to be a pest just trying to get a jump on the reading sorry I'm not ignoring you just waist-deep in action video game action that is yeah I brought it home let me just find it give me a minute okay okay thanks so you enjoy being home listen I don't want to come out for the wrong way because I totally appreciate your help but I'm just not a small talk kind of girl oh yeah I know Jon Fink's you're a robot that wasn't programmed right or autistic no offensive you are no not on the spectrum afaik just not chatty sorry if that's weird ocean John just said you're on campus or break sorry about saying the home stuff then nothing to apologize for it's nice and quiet and I get to chill what I'm not working and get a jump on my next semester eating when I have the syllabus I get it I gotta just find it still looking honest I'm a great multitasker I guess being at school can still be cool but does your key card still work yeah I have permission it isn't like I'm just hiding out huh and there are some of the people around international students and other assorted weirdos like me haha you're in my dorm right that place is huge yeah but I think I might be the only one in the whole dorm I mean there might be someone else but I haven't seen them Wow crazy so if I drove up there tonight and broke in no one would hear you scream when I smashed you uh what the Frick what Zera see you just said you'd [ __ ] me Jesus freakin Christ don't be a newcomer I meant you'd love my D that's all it's pretty big and ghosts always enjoy out it's okay just forget it yeah you obviously aren't getting me to syllabus sleep by number because I'm a block you know male 35 ah I'm 25 you horny not particularly what turns you on having my student loans paid off p.m. Michelle what I would pay them off you got sixty thousand euro slide around if you had a little girl with you who we could have sexy fun with then yes ah you're a perv Isle yes okay key to be a favour show myself yeah I was gonna say tiny something to police but that likes to babe show me your panties please I'm so hard me too wait what can I you baby no please baby insert D pick no see my peepee am I meant to be impressed because I have a boyfriend I'm not interested and I already said nights you asking me if you can freak me and I said no if I see I'm your boyfriend so you would not my boyfriend I already have a boyfriend and he's not you I F your boobs now I'm just gonna ignore you by shirt thick can I rip up to you can I kiss your okay I will F your mom stops you so hard that your jaw stings before you can recover from the sudden shock grabs you by hair and chefs you're disoriented pretty little hope in the face between my hairy booty crack start lickings let's get introduced hi big tits yeah what size huge you happy with them not really why not I'm a guy strangers disconnected this is weird because I used to babysit you when you were little and you are such a brat but you seem really mature and chill now so I was wondering if you wanted to hook up no dude stuck up I could have had my way with you back then and I didn't I feel like you owe meanness after I tolerated all your [ __ ] low fine you can hit it once for real what know you Peter [ __ ] get out of my D abs egg I'm horny you trying to smash hi horny you try to smash I'm dad I'm confused hi confused I'm dad what the Frick hahahaha so uh nope okay we have about 20 models of presents and are expanding yeah I'm just not comfortable meeting people sorry no worries I had to ask though is you have a great portfolio we also specialize in drowning but the fetish where we basically tie you and drown you for about eight minutes once you expire we revive you we pay twenty two thousand five hundred pounds for each session dad haha what Baris you deaf are you serious would you like to see an example of it it's a safe activity tigon reviving someone is a safe activity sounds like zero risk sure we have some footage of previous sessions it's totally controlled by medical professionals okay so when they pass out how do you stop their lungs filling with water it's nice they pass out they're out of the water what's a can't go into the lungs is a process called an indirect rounding because you're conscious you don't breathe in when you pass out we bring you to the surface mmm most people's reflux when they're drowning is to gasp for air yeah but you can't because your larynx is closed you know you're underwater okey dokey Olie surely you're interested haha I not sounds absolutely horrifying but don't you think that's hard when you get off to knowing you're helpless every model says it no I'd never put my life on the line for money try to hold your breath for much longer than s especially under water maybe dangerous after you've passed out body's natural response will take over your Gasper breath or you may stop breathing altogether either way if this occurs underwater you are serious risk for drowning it's actually for a strong orgasm and the girls all would risk dying for these orgasms feat girls tend to have the better lung capacity aha okay what is your breath holds I don't know but long one minute probably so we'd have you tied for about four minutes as you wouldn't drown until about three minutes Ferdie trust me hahaha you'll surprise yourself but then you'd give in interesting when after three minutes about oxygen there is a likelihood brain damage nope mmm-hmm nope many people can hold their breath longer but you wouldn't be able to check this out then one minute brain cells begin to die but survival as possible Freeman is serious brain damage likely ten minutes many brain cells have died the patient is unlikely to recover 15 minutes recovery is virtually impossible it'll be too painful beyond that you may given out the two minutes ferny depends how scared you are so if gal has really gone for about four minutes and then they expire you want to see more videos I'll see you're not conveyed to me whatsoever a zero interest in erotic as fixation do you know anyone that does know you should try it though have you tried it yeah close okay why don't you give it a go I bet you in twenty two thousand five hundred pounds you'd be back for more we've literally made these girls rich ok well I'll leave it to them how much would you do it for not for a million well we wouldn't pay you that ha ha if we did we'd ever leave you down there cool you sound professional to be honest I won't lie we would have left you on the mush longer ha ha basically we would have tied you and thrown that freaking key in the bin right uh I'm going to contact the police now so enjoy your day jeez take a joke ha I'm going to pregnant you sentence ok what it's a bird scent it's not birth tit hey I saw you on tinder and think you're cute you know that thing I know he didn't match whoa hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your Instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup AHA I bet you get a lot of creepy DMS but I'm gonna like all of those other guys message me back beautiful by the way what's your snap let me uh bust on them thighs I'm an amputee let me uh bust on them stumps yeah there are 7.5 billion people and he is only one person yeah but one person means so much okay can I please have a big of your sexy ass I don't care if you crying or not hey whoo hello shakes nervously but may I be able to go out with you where are you oh whoa go die holy Sh dude what oh my god guys this video was so creepy am i right if you guys do want to see some more creepy texts just let me know in the comments or smash like on this video so I can see you guys enjoyed and yeah I see you all in the next video I have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace [Music] but we still wake up go to sleep everyone's in death in their dreams but we still wake up [Music]

Channel: Fainted

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Id: ZpnMp6f786U

Length: 13min 38sec (818 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 23 2019