CREEPIEST TEXTS EVER #4

some guy just talking big to get pics pathetic I know right are you looking for a daddy no like whether it's ours looking can I see your body okay that's not quite why I think he had in mind but still pretty hot ladies and gentlemen please do prepare yourself for some creepy texts let's go hello um hi who is this I go to you number from someone at school okay but who is this if I tell you you don't just block me that's really weird I'm going to block you anyway no please give me a chance people like you don't ever give people like me chances it's messed up I'm not giving you a chance because you're a creep I'm refused to say who you are now bye I can't tell you how much you just wants to rip my throat out with your puppy cloths mmm can't wait for the blood to flow from every pore in my body as you stand over me if your tongue flapping in the wind hey what size your feets um you don't need to know that do you like baby spiders yes no I asked you I don't like any form of spider your feet can smash baby spiders yes no I asked you hey hey send me a picture of your poop you're cute I want to see you it's hurts nothing more cute than someone taking a nice big poo am i right hey this is Johnny you're just delivered to me like 20 minutes ago hi um if there is a problem with the order you need to call the store not this number oh no there's no problem I have some leftover pizza and was wondering if you wanted to come over and eat some with me haha for you Acutes I tipped you by the way sorry if this is weird just for we could have a connection hahaha same address I got your number after you called me what time you off man imagine delivering pizzas late at night expecting mr. beast answer and give you a free house but instead you get Johnny twenty-two years old being like oh hey what's up girl I you want to come in eat some pizza with me uh-huh mmm no thanks mate Hey hi how's you doing nozzles against your shoulder what the frig ah it's okay I always treat mice waves good um who the hell is this you're a new quest friend push yourself against your boobs I'm a guy so you know what you little dork I have a friend I can hack and expose your personal information so freak off hello I'm interested in the large white male Verde dollars um I think you have the wrong person friend no no I don't yes yes you do I come to your house for white male $30 send address thank you mmm wrong number fam no I come to pick up the five year old white male you send the dress I bring money Wow okay how about you leave your dress and name and I'll come to you yes okay thank you 24 subscribe to feign a drive like the video I have many very healthy female ringnecks oh it's a bird hmm I have your new it's I've never taken a nude photo before so I don't know what you're trying send me mean nude photo nude photo or I show people your nude photo send now show me that new do you have with me and I'll believe you I have prove it show unknown woman's naked photo oh god oh god no that's not me yes yes I don't have blonde hair no do I have a tattoo on my thigh just sin brush send reply I see you see this message okay buddy would you like to sell your baby I've recently had a miscarriage in I've been following you on facebook she's so beautiful I've already given her a nickname and board things for her hi can I ask you something okay sure do you play with yourself sometimes nah but I play with my dog tuckable is her favorite frisbee is a second favorite oh did you understand what I asked yes I speak English love okay do you shave or keep it Harry well she's a beagle so she's looked kind of funny if I shaped her no I mean yourself no I wouldn't trust her with a razor oh my god give me a chance Jeannie I know your [ __ ] is a trump Freezone but let's push politics aside and have fun what a baby I'd love to be your sugar daddy kindly DM me baby I'm 14 ah and what's your name beautiful I'm 49 and hope I'm not too old to be your sugar daddy I'm 14 I am 13 hey you're really beautiful oh thanks do you have a boyfriend I do yeah can I be your boyfriend no thanks hahahaha you stupid idiot you really thought I was serious keep dreaming okay yeah check this out what do you think dude I'm 12 I'm taking this up to the cops oh my god I'm so sorry it's still illegal man but I couldn't know that I'm not insisting since I know you're underage how can I get you to forgive me fifty dollars to a charity of my choice bruh alright which one he go this is a link to it mmm why this one my parents were friends with the volunteers really great people they truly care about the ones they're trying to help all right there the email took some time awesome man there you go don't you feel much better now I do thank you very much that was a good idea making me donate thank you for that and also sorry that I misbehaved you're all right man thanks I walk in to tuck you into vets and I see that the strap on your top is falling down I slowly slide it back up on your shoulder as I lean in and start lightly kissing all over your neck along your collarbone and across your shoulders and down your arms I start to wake up I guess back up under the underside of your arms to your chest as you open your eyes and look at me I lift your shirt a little and start to kiss all along your waistline teasing you hmm who are you what do you mean I don't know where I am what's happening aren't we in your bed hello what's your name oh my god I don't remember what did you do to me um what I grabbed you by the throat who the Frick sent you I checked my sides where's my gun mmm this is very normal isn't it boys we all love a bit of text roleplay don't we ha ha hello beautiful um hey beautiful Mickey my golf princess please is that your boyfriend in profile Pig he don't have to know your secret do you do you think that I'm my girlfriend in my profile picture yes my love you are very beautiful I've always wanted my own golf princess look at my profile go scroll through my pics you you're a boy boy I'm still down if you are mwah and then he got blocked pretty quickly what a fail break looking you deep into the eyes let's do this I'm not sure if that's your opening line or if you're telling me now you're about to say your opening line good holds out my hand your hand is in a compromising position are you trying to take my hand or slap me in the face takes yours smiles ok I take your hand so where is it that we're going the burch room leading you to the back no that's that's not the bedroom at all that's a kitchen our bedroom is for the kitchen don't judge I didn't make this place turns and looks at you no that's also a kitchen why do you have so many kitchens it's yes kitchen finally in the bedroom why are there other people here and it's a bunk bed oh my god this is an Ikea why are you trying to proposition me in an Ikea why are you ruining my plans my roleplay it's not my fault you 40 left in this IKEA just let me do my roleplay please we ants in IKEA we are in a very fancy condo in Portland well how was I supposed to know that your condo leaves Swedish and has the word IKEA written on every wall are you a very Gina that's a personal question but but you cute I love you okay are you virgin and um that's it for this video guys I hope you enjoyed and if you did be sure to use code fainted at G fuel dot-com for 30% off for the next three days that's 30% off in G feel confident it's free days boys make sure you guys smash this like on this video and absolutely do not subscribe to the channel ahaha and yeah I'll see you guys all in the next video have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,133,669

Rating: 4.9451985 out of 5

Keywords: creepy, texts, creepiest, creepiest texts, creepy texts, chats, funny texts, funny chats, facebook, twitter, instagram, social media, funniest texts ever, funniest texts, meme, memes, fainted, creepiest texts ever, creepiest texts ever #4

Id: 6NSKPGAc7W4

Length: 11min 15sec (675 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 11 2020