CREEPIEST TEXTS EVER #2

can you please send me a picture of you now if you don't mind uh uh oh no I'm naked I know how can see in your window can you see my gun yeah can you see mine you're a creep good morning sunshine is that your girlfriend's fiance and yes you two make a beautiful couple thank you that's very sweet of you if you all ever need a dude up in there let me know yeah we'd be down for that but like you said we're a beautiful couple so we need a good-looking guy if you know one let us know hey baby go do you remember me we went to high school together see he anyways blushes deeply I saw you at Food City the other day heights face you look so cute in that twit shuts swoons you're gay Miguel or just pretend game ago said nudes hmm now you don't say Nats of me it's an order not a request I want nudes you'll get me nudes nah shut up mm okay bye yeah bye you're lame ho boys wouldn't send weird messages if you didn't put up such Friday photos hey guys new headphones you wearing nose and nothing else that would be heaven you at least I don't have an obsession over some model who doesn't know you exist uh what are you talking about the guy in your cover photo will never love you or even know you exist oh my god that's my actual boyfriend's like we had pictures together and everything I'm I'll let him know you think he's so handsome he could be a model though thanks boo hey how have you been Hey who is this again sorry oh right it's Johnny from math class do you remember me oh my god yes how are you it's been so long yeah it really has how have you been I'm great actually just got into Harvard it's a really great school yeah I've heard really good things about it hey can I ask you something sure go ahead so I've been wanting to ask you this ever since our beach field trip way back when we went to school I just have not been able to get your feet out of my mind and I know what you're thinking why is he asking me this now well I saw you in the area and I just could not go on with my life without at least trying I've always been into these types of things and I know he didn't really talk much and I'm sorry if this made you uncomfortable but I really just need to ask for his favor sorry if this is weird hey are you there I really wouldn't be comfortable with that sorry yeah okay I only asked you because you were nearby and you were hot there are a bunch of people willing to take your place you know that bye don't contact me ever again just someone who's seen a bit of what you can do and wondering how many people know about it short version is if you just want me to stop offering you and make these photos go away I can do that just ask what can I do for you and I'll be on my way shortly thereafter Oh everyone knows do you think your vagina is nice yep what makes it nice it's just real cool oh can I see how cool nope only girls can I'm a girl laziest attended a catfish I've ever seen what do you mean no catfish here well sorry I lied I'm actually straight so definitely not showing a girl oh well I'm gender-fluid I'm a guy again you can show me so this might be random bud would you be willing to send a dick page to be part of a game cults match the dick to the face to be played at Cassidy's bachelorettes I'm collecting pics of pics and then picks up the faces that match the dick you can deny my request totally understandable but I personally think this is gonna be hilarious so good bro hey it's John the locksmith I'm just setting loads of traffic so what I message you I know it's a bit quick but Frick it why not a you is killing me in that dressing-gown you know I've been single for ages we're sure you would have a boyfriend when I asked for your number don't know how nobody has tried to yet but yeah when I was doing your door and you sound your bed with them legs I wanted to grab hold of you I had to stop myself yeah I think you're fit has by the way in four years you're the nicest looking woman I've ever had Wow you would a [ __ ] babysitter my wife hires when she goes out of town name is Scott or mr. Henderson six foot two brown hair blue eyes athletic builds wearing jeans and a t-shirt my name is Shrek or green legend I'm seven foot six and I love eating eyes not answering freakin Shrek ofoh I'm 14 I say get on your knees bruh now dude you're like Ferdie actually I'm 41 howdy bye why mmm thumbs up buddy what forget it I shouldn't above it yeah I asked you to add me but Jesus okay whatever if you would like this you should have just said so in the first place like what you're literally getting issued me because I didn't respond in five minutes because I was getting ready for beds my world doesn't revolve around to you like literally get over yourself what the Frick ever well freak you I don't with fakes freaking piss off Frick you you can reach it but not respond how freakin fake douchebag I don't know why you say ads when you're fake is freak in real life goodbye [ __ ] look I'm frickin sorry okay I thought we could be friends if you weren't interested why didn't you say so dude I didn't respond for literally five minutes you're completely overreacting and it's sad you don't see what's wrong with your behavior I'm not interested in being friends anymore because you crossed a line what maybe this is why being friends is hard no one gives a chance I gave you a chance and you blew up on me for not responding in five minutes I don't think other people are the problem you are look I'm a really nice person I could beat a nice person you have meat I'm willing to apologize rightly if you're willing to give me one chance no thank you pathetic happy cake they Thanks that's enough talking sext hey sexy hi you're sexy what about my sexy it left went home ever since you decided to be a little brash I know the difference between your and your this is freaking Grindr not spelling bee Central High do I know you nah I'm making friends I see how did you manage to find my page out of curiosity Facebook showed me do you like trucks I think they're all right oh I like trucks do you want a [ __ ] pic hmm interesting offer I think I'm okay with not getting one okay okay that's fair how did you go from trucks to asking me if I wanted to see a dick pic uh I don't know uh-huh okay not into dicks but thanks oh well I'm not either why would you ask me if I wanted to see your dick thought we could bro out that's not how guys normally bro out hey I just wanna let you know that the guys you were hanging out of last night at the bar frickin ugly and don't even come close to me I love how you were all over them we just met and you're already all over dudes that's great first of all I told you I was going to the bar to watch the Penn's game with my family and friends those guys are my brothers one of them just turned 21 also my older brother and his government was there so I don't know how was all over them not to mention if you were at the bar we agreed to me why didn't you come up and say hey oho so you're gonna make me feel stupid and blame me no freak you you should have been waiting for me at the door Congrats you just missed out on something great for your brothers you were too big for me anyway seriously bet you're mad now haha have fun having nothing and blocked anyways guys I set for this episode of creepiest text ever I really hope you did enjoy and of course if you did be sure to drop a like on the video and subscribe to the channel if you are new around here I'm really enjoying this series so far and I hope you guys are as well and yeah on this channel we pretty much just take a look at random funny moments from all across the internet it's pretty crazy so you don't miss out and with that being said I will see you all in the next video have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace [Music] right who's still here then why are you still watching a video mate it's over show's over buddy love you

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,200,514

Rating: 4.9618554 out of 5

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Id: ZXSZQfCm83k

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 07 2019