FUNNY TINDER POSTS #5

Titanic sorry terrible icebreaker um excuse me did you get it no I don't so would you like a roast yes me up if you sold your bathwater people could use it as pork broth give me any topic and I would turn it into a pickup line the Holocaust Oh what's your number put my lord low okay how's it going hey did it hurt when you fell mmm you got anything better than that what am I going to say finish the line smarty pants well I fell from heaven no it did not hurt no see that wasn't the line I don't even want to say it now I was going to say when you fell from the vending machine because you look like a snack well hello oh shoot I'm so clumsy and I dropped these can you help me grab them I'm not very good at pickup limes Tess 34 years olds if your surname is tickle I might have to marry you wait a second Tess tickle testicle the homemade god damn girl are you area 51 because I died to get inside you I think I gotta let you because that's so smooth and original hey little babe what brings you to tinder mmm depression Isabella 19 mother of two virgin I love my husband lesbian visible confusion I'll come clean I failed higher English twice I'm so sorry well aren't you of idiots ah the emotional support of the English department Thanks I feel like I've went back in time you remind me of Medusa why is that because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard that was actually amazing I'm the most boring person ever I only have free interests we tennis we bowling and we are nice a match with Alexa oh yeah I was gonna make an Amazon Alexa joke but I'm sure you already have gotten enough of those you have no idea damn this is so sad Alexa played this for Seto no stuff no I was so close a wanna sext all starts takes off crocks no sadly puts Crocs back on can you help me with this problem it's X plus u equals 25 X must be 15 because you sure are a turn what is that me a case this dude matches with somebody called Alexandria let's see what he says it's crazy that the Romans burnt down Alexandria 2,000 years ago but she's still hot today Katie 22 years old will Katie find her next man on tinder will this man asked her to bang after the first text will she do it find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z what's your favorite era I'll try to come up with a pick-up line accordingly hmm the Great Depression because it's relatable before I continue a you okay hey babe sup I'm available for what I can come to your room for some fun where are you staying most of the time I'm at the space between crippling depression and disappointing my parents me coming up with lame pickup lines the gal who swiped right by accident are you my appendix cuz this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out hmm I hope I can fill you in my stomach wait what burgers are cool I'm more of a sub type of girl hmm six inch or the full 12-inch Tam okay look if we're talking actual subs I can only take a six inch because I'm small and can't eat more than that so you're a sub type that's happy with a six inch I think we'll get along fine salutations sorry if this is too forward but me now best regards will ever want it as someone to be that for words I would love to find you you know what oh my god love your car a me too there's one thing we have in common and thank you I'm sure look even better with you riding shotgun and giving you road head wait what want to hear a joke sure why was the anti-vaxxers four-year-old child crying because he was dying I don't know midlife crisis so uh do you have plans September 20th clapping some alien cheeks you same you trying to carpool my mom is taking me but won't pick me up we can take you and your parents can pick us up want a smoke crack I'll bring the crack you supply the pipe holy Sh I'm impressed by how clever that is I know I shouldn't say this but you kind of look like a hot version of the dentist daughter in Finding Nemo and I mean that in the best way possible I can't breathe you know you have a really contagious smile you're probably contagious hey that is not my fault your mom said she was clean my mom's dead hmm guess I explains why she didn't say much hey hey you're cute literal ten out of ten I know 10/10 equals one you're one hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your Instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup I bet you get a lot of creepy DMS but I'm gonna like all those other guys message me back beautiful by the way what's your snap you good are you good you from here yeah nice noni good spots for a date hmm museums is that one you prefer arts I bet I can guess your favorite style of arts go for it minimalism I feel like a kid again because matching with you was like finding the prize in a happy meal because I'm a choking hazard ah I can't be mad about that one guys have a hard time meeting girls have you tried painting some wings on the side of a building and waiting for them to come take pictures oh okay it actually works that's pretty cool why are you using tinder my boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really that that's sad on our first day we should use a Ouija board to get permission to smash what the is wrong with you I do computer science what about you bad life choices dude archeology damn I don't think I can go out with you then you'd always be dating other people to him I know my pun was good but I wasn't expecting it to make you speechless okay we've got an announcement from Tinder's Twitter page please stop asking if tinder works at area 51 it's actually a rather intriguing question if you think about it I wonder what the Wi-Fi speeds like in area 51 like right in the middle of their base she could probably download gta san andreas in like 0.01 seconds hey I'm in Kansas for a week what's up why stay with a few friends for the week hmm exciting so what's you up to at work Oh a you a chiropractor because I'm breaking my back carrying this conversation I fought this summarize tinder quite well it's like the first day of school all over again when you have to say an interesting fact about yourself but you don't have one so you have to resort to the boring fact that you have a dog and you like listening to music and there's nothing vaguely significant or interesting about yourself when you've reinstalled tinder so many times that it's actually reassuring to see familiar faces like oh hey James looking well still single - I see it's still a note for now but you take care up next we've got Yana 22 years old the great white shark has a mating call that can be heard 40 kilometers away I returned the profile with a range of 100 kilometers suck on that you stupid shark and your million years of evolution hello there red white and beautiful are you tired of weak beta males that drink soy lattes soy is for [ __ ] and I'm here to grab yours I like my women like I like my coffee hot and ready in the morning every time I get an erection a bald eagle cries out in American pride and the flag flies a little harder I don't negotiate with terrorists or toddlers I'm a free American and I want to know if you're free tonight is an accurate representation of guys and girls on tinder hope you like it I usually go for AIDS but I guess I'll settle for a 10 you in that got me Congrats I'm yours now can you solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 12 seconds no way okay good neither can I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be intimidated by you okay good okay sweet we're dating now that's how tinder works or so untold okay but I did think my boyfriend would like that no I'm fine with it okay guys it's now time to take a look at the top comments on the last episode of funny tinder posts I asked you guys to leave some epic hilarious comments and fingers crossed we can see some brilliant ones in this episode of comment review let's go [Music] I asked my mum if I was adopted she said it's hilarious why would I choose you today my father collapsed onto the sidewalk so I urgently called my mom and understandably shaken told her daddy fainted that's a good one I like that my joke [Music] my existence haha my brother how do you pick up an anime girl on tinder me unless you have something to offer you won't pick up any girl funny corny joke that I claim to be original but obviously not that everyone laughs at I hate to say it guys but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a 4 out of 10 for this comment review it was pretty diabolical there I'm not gonna lie but it's okay guys this always the next episode you can redeem yourselves pick up something extremely hilarious and post it down below in the comments and you know what it might just feature in the next episode of comment review anyway that's it for this video thank you so much for watching on the way through I'm glad you guys really seemed to enjoy the series it means a lot to me and yeah I just hope you guys have an amazing day and I'll see in the next one much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,773,624

Rating: 4.9602017 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #5, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: A6ns_l-UYok

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 24 2019