FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES

baby please don't break up with me i know i messed up but i can do so much better yeah i'm in spain except the s a i and n are silent and the p is pronounced as your mom i did not mean to send that we're getting back together wait hold on what baby please don't break up with me oh by the way here's a picture of a doge hey what's up qt's my name's fainted and this is the funniest text messages of all time oh and please subscribe it's free message to x hey i have an exam tomorrow so any cheating tips i know my boss sick of me did you call a customer dumb tonight no i said are you dumb i was asking him do you think this was appropriate very much so ah well you're probably gonna get sacked what would you do if i broke up with you hmm get back with my ex now i see how much you care i'm done hey let's go for a coffee go with your ex you are my ex sister tweets out frickin vans on the wall and they be flexing those vans on the wall not off the wall and vans dms them on twitter saying delete your tweet what the tweet with your vans on the wall our vans are off the wall it's literally our slogan what the frick delete the tweet please you don't even skate poser um i'm not gonna lie bro if if fans are telling their customers that you can't wear their products if you're not a skater their profits would probably go down 95 like so many people i know wear vans don't even know what a skateboard is message from crush propose me in an epic way n307 what is this rotate your phone me hey last time i saw this i couldn't figure out what it was but if you flip your phone it says love you i think oh no i love you wow hey i'm not coming into work today why i freaking hate this job understandable enjoy the rest of your day if only it could actually work like that doctor yeah my husband just swallowed the paracetamol by mistake what should i do give him a headache now why waste medicine look at his little funny emojis guys wasn't that funny it was so funny hello everyone hello everyone but you're just talking with me well since you always send screenshots of our converse to your friends it would be impolite if i didn't say hi to them too oh bruh what did the ocean say to the other ocean see you later nothing they just waved did you see what i did there sure see what i did there stop being a and stealing my jokes what are you saying this is parenting message the mother what's for dinner tonight steak mum you know i'm vegetarian isn't there something for me hunger this is parenting done right is that like a little watermark i see in the top right that says i love meat oh no this is from one of those meat loving facebook propaganda pages if your child dares to be vegetarian they have to be executed you eat your steak son message to larry from work do not call me son you are not my dad now listen son everything is going to be okay no who's your daddy who is slurry guy you just have no idea what job they're working what position he's in is it his boss or is it like the janitor hi ex are you made of lithium and argon because you are ly er are you made up of carbon helium astatine and irbium because you are cheater i feel like the breaking bad theme song is about to come in i love you sorry i have a boyfriend your father hired me for knowing this wait so is the dad trying to find out if she has a boyfriend or not uh okay what's he gonna do now ah just found out my daughter has a boyfriend just you wait i'm gonna lock her inside send bobs you mean boobs what do you mean i got stuffs to build sent bob's fast did someone say build bruh ha i've been called worse like your girlfriend the girl oh a toxic ex what pika pikachu hey my friend changed all my contact names can you tell me who you are uh what does it say oh wow and by the way it's carolyn your ex oh i guess you didn't change this one no that's a lot of damage message to college kid hey i was moving all day exhausting i'm so tired send dudes i think he meant nudes no i'm tired send some dudes to help me move we send in dudes in 2020 not nudes dude me and nick are about to go to a giants game box seats wanna go nick and i what it's nick and i me and nick is not proper grandma dude you're right it's nick and i because you are no longer invited game what is that homestyle without his shirts dude never text me again my gf dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fall out for that's a far cry from a strong relationship guess we won't be saying halo anytime soon alyssa says seems like he dodged the bullet yeah true that or maybe it's just destiny i guess it's tech in its toll sometimes relationships just burn out like they're doomed from the start to be honest i'm glad it's over she was a real space invader as soon as i got home i started to pack man you should take the italian job you offered it's a just cause it had madden her she found out gamers this guy's girlfriend not impressed babe are you freaking serious what what happened are you wearing your fitbit yeah why you're in the bathroom so what you just jumped from 6960 steps to over 8 000 jack off much frick hey you got caught boy you got card message from dad hey honey did you pick up those yet wrong person dad sorry that was meant for your mother wait what result do you mean me and my sister uh yes september 25th 2016 i really like you can do my girlfriend are you there sorry i have a boyfriend here's cancer i want to accompany him for the last three years i'm really sorry i don't know 25th of august 2019 is he dead now [Music] patience 100. skywayed all the way from september 25th 2016 to 25th august 2019 that's dedication message from mom johnny are you awake yes can you go get me burger king no reply from johnny you're ugly i didn't answer my mom so she called me ugly message from class teacher hi your assignment has not been submitted yet email your assignment sir i have a network problem that's your problem sir i've made my assignment hope you've received it i haven't received it yet that's your problem oh message to x hi i have an exam tomorrow so any cheating tips message to chinese takeout we should start referring to age as levels because i'm at level 43 sounds cooler than just being an old person my son died at level four ha noob wait why is this to the chinese takeout though like that's not a normal conversation you have with the chinese bro how do i tell chris i like him though these things are hard you just did ellie oh my gosh i'm so sorry that was to jenna her name isn't even close to mine though did you send this to me on purpose don't worry if you did maybe does that mean you like me too no there was no sound she just died message to mom finally you've entered the digital age and got a smartphone how was it mum hello why aren't you answering how do you do a space bro so my boyfriend came over right oh no what happened so he asked my mom why he couldn't go in my room if we'd been together for two years and she says you'll understand when you have a daughter and he said am i supposed to have a daughter if you don't let me go in the room i'm done very good point though very good point to be honest they probably end up playing roblox so i don't know minecraft on the xbox 360. nothing too edgy but hey you never know what's gonna happen bro lol this is her boyfriend tell her i said and bro he's though lol where the freak you want to be buried in those beasts bro boob joke hey can i see your and boob please look i did a flip for you flip hmm well i'd actually be intrigued to know if this little strategy here worked i have a feeling these little flipping emojis is the perfect way to get a girl to just send you them top quality photos you know nothing more enticing nothing more arousing nothing more epic nothing more charming than this hey hey do you know what bees make um honey yes dear so some dude sees this text and thinks it's pretty funny and they decide that they want to try out on someone else and see what their response is and yeah it's slightly different hey do you know what bees make some stupid annoying sound what the freak you want anyways that's it for the video please subscribe it's free i would really help out anyways i'll see you on the next one and much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

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Id: 3Q0XG-jq_IE

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020