FUNNY TINDER POSTS #10

I know you're probably busy but can you add me to your to-do list okay I'll put you down for tonight from 8 p.m. to 8 o 2 p.m. that's pretty quick dang you're a little fat well thanks I try far oh my god no this is the dirtiest autocorrect has ever done me what's not 21 make you what your bio says you're not 21 what's that make you almost 18 you know what that makes me what almost a felon so it says you don't want kids I've got free is that an issue that's free issues first base texting second base telling all your friends third base getting ghosted why is six Afraid of seven because seven eight nine okay good star that was a layup so we'll step it up on this one why didn't fall ask out five he was too scared another one right you're killing it okay now I'm going to ask you the last one and see if you can get the trifecta right why did 10 have post-traumatic stress disorders and night terrors I don't know because he was smack dab in the middle of 9/11 love you marry me yes please today yeah I'm an atheist though we have to do it in a McDonald's so I know we matched like over a month ago but I have the Lego ultimate collector's Millennium Falcon so damn that's pretty sick twinkle twinkle little star let's have sex inside my car how well is that one been working for you I think I would have more success sending the original song likes alert somebody likes you open tinder to see who doubt I'm five foot five a heat solar I'm 150 pounds are you heavier yeah hey hey what's up see you got milk huh what nice boobs Thanks hello if you want to see them you gotta pay do you accept Jake I don't accept microtransactions sorry okay so this guy matches with a girl and sends her a link to a Spotify playlist and when she opens it up it says hey you you're cute want to grab a drink that's probably one of the best messages I've gotten on here okay if you are using tinder trying to pick up girls or guys oh my god use this strategy that is just next-level genius bro hi hi how much does a polar bear weigh enough to break the ice know the average male weighs 950 pounds amazing I never knew good news I've never been with a Russian girl and I love puns what do you say quit stalling and rush into things Holy Mother of God I think I'm in love finding it hard to put in words I'm leaning towards asking you to Netflix and chill should I Trotsky on over as long as you don't arrive 15 minutes late with Tsar bucks wouldn't that get me extra marks actual human 19 years old hello I'm a real human I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg I wish it's far too hard to make it in the art world I'm majoring in archeology that's cool I dig it slaps me yes so you like uncovering things always what a coincidence me too let's get naked smooth okay so this guy matches with somebody called Bree okay hey Bree you probably like your cheesy pickup lines do you absolutely adore them from cute boys you remind me of bleu cheese because I like the way you're dressing where are you even getting these from why do you even give a damn about where they're coming from Brad because this is the most effort someone's put into the cheese buns you do to be kidding me there has to be someone else with good cheese buns and then she doesn't reply for two days any messages her again saying come on Bree don't leave me provolone here Oh oops sorry my bull brawled over here laughs I've always had my reservations about dating Native American girls but I'll take a gamble on you I'm like half offended and half impressed hey hey what's up nothing what about you I've loved the name Nikki don't know why Thanks I got it for my birthday thank you I think I'd rather the date though can I bring Joe no Joe mama can come dare Ryan 22 years old what a queen earn one one's a [ __ ] buy me free shots of tequila just because you don't look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn't mean you aren't attractive flowers are pretty but Sir Christmas lights and they look nothing alike wait Oh oh my god actually oh my god what's your favorite Lego sets I'm not seven or autistic true the Lego Death Star is pretty wild hmm I'd hit it charming with my car you're offering to hit me with your car for free yes deal of a lifetime how fast are we talking like 60 miles per hour or are you gonna half-ass it like is this insurance money lawsuit [ __ ] or are you trying to die depends on the day say most girls on tinder most guys on tinder Ashley 20 years old if you're interested after we message for a bit do not ask for my number all my enemies will be alerted instead heads your nearest bus stop there will be a man reading a newspaper and wearing a grey hat ask him for a glass of milk if he responds with yes it's a cloudy day he is my associate and will pass an envelope containing the date and time of our meeting if he is not there or does not respond to that run Yoda 19 years old Jedi Master at Republic looking for gf I am hoes I am NOT ketamine I do probably I have I bet is that something you've always been passionate about growing up well this is my first job haha I started when I was 14 off and on been here for half my life that's cool it seems like an enjoyable enough job do you coach people your age your younger oh I teach like babies up to about 14 I'd pay a lot to see it maybe do it cartwheel well baby stands it cartwheels more of the learning fine motor skills and how to jump etc any baby can do a cartwheel if you throw them right are you today my cat dies cause you're at 10 out of 10 I feed your cat well at least it died happy I'd like the same treatment you want to die or get food yes grace 19 years olds thought life would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but so far it's been stressed depressed lemon zest oh my god Manas is so deep and a fact that she's also said that her job title is disappointment come on grace you okay what's going on tell me I want your dog a dog then we should bang OH hang prime response mr. cool Haley 19 years old from Michigan but somehow ended up in Arizona with that being said you can put your dick in my a out my gun I see what you did the Haley and I like it earlier today I was really horny and I saw what I fought to be a blank DVD I fought DVDs have a tight hole they might feel pretty good so I put my soft peepee into the hole of the DVD and for a few seconds as they starts dancing harder it felt pretty good but then once I was fully erect it started being painful my peepee was stuck in a DVD and I had to break it in half to get it out it was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not blank DVD but a copy of the movie ugh well guys guess I [ __ ] up I think I am in love wow you have a twin right cuz I'm like 90% sure we went to together I do what the heck you went to elementary bright think we had a speak class I did and oh my god that's crazy do you remember a cute little boy I think so well it probably wasn't me Elementary was not my time prove that emoji I'm trying to stare at your crotch $60 and you can see all of this how about a pack of Capri Sun goodnight I'm talking like a 12 pack here though boy I don't and it look GAAP recent liquid cool but like 12 of them yeah by by the way I did see all the comments in the last video when you guys are like but it's not how you see capri-sun okay in the UK we say capri-sun but for the sake of this video to keep you guys happy I said capri-sun right if I haven't got it right this time um I killed my career's over Capri Sun boys's Capri Sun no arguments oh hey look the sky Mastrov ago could Shannon Eve Wow I can't wait for tomorrow when it's Shannon day how long did it take you to come up with that one maybe you got it from all the other people who say this can't wait for tomorrow when this stupid holiday is over I can try to think I do have another joke if you like go Fred what do you call an overweight psychic a large instead of medium no but that's good a fortune-teller also good to have one of my faves I think Jay might like that one wait who's Joe oh no oh God the girl who accidentally smiled at me me coming up with weird pickup lines please tell me a knock-knock joke I'm asking for it I'm dying for it oh where the italics up when you need them thanks for making life easier narrator he knocked away come in yo what's up can you eat out my avatar on minecraft minecraft role-playing okay only if you proofread my minecraft fanfiction yes I'm so horny babe one that block look inside of me my dick could probably mine obsidian it's so hard right now my pussy's so wet the concern love into obsidian i'ma fill your hunger meter with this dig how did we get here seriously though this is the best conversation I've ever had on a dating app this is a dating app right yep you swiped right on someone yep that means you think they're good enough to get to know that makes no sense to me so you should message them no no that's a pretty cool snake you got there how long is he because I've got a snake of my own but he's only 7 inches haha he's not mine long he belongs to a friend what kind of snake do you have a croc hi hey how are you tonight good that's great you have a great smile Thanks how was your weekend boring I'm guessing you didn't have much to do no do you need something to do no how about some anatomy to study no I mastered my anatomy because I need you to look at my back after carrying this conversation hey I'm new to the area do you know the best places to go out on a Wednesday / Thursday night hey I hear dtw oh is a real fun ooh you may be the MVP hey listen i'ma shoot you straight I mean for a one-night stand you cool of that Wednesday yes that works for me perfect wait no how can it be this easy how give me a topic and I'll give you an awful pick-up line mmm okay a hooker named cinnamon oddly specific but I like it so a few years ago I was spending some time with an escorts named cinnamon she was the perfect companion a real diamond in the rough eventually I told her I couldn't keep paying friends I asked her to be my girlfriend she made for the door faster than I could blink but before leaving she said I bet you'll never find a woman as beautiful as me willing to do the things that I do so want to help me beat the sin Challenge that is flippin amazing man I love that anyways guys that is if this episode of fun eats into posts I really hope you did enjoy if you want to see more of this kind of content then definitely jump into the funny tinder post playlist there'll be a link down below in the description I'm trying to post an episode of this series every single Tuesday it's gonna be 10 to Tuesday's baby you guys seem to really enjoy the series and I love making it so why not that's it for me guys have an absolutely amazing day and I'll see you all very soon much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 2,155,304

Rating: 4.9411969 out of 5

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Id: U1px6RzUKtc

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 03 2019