Graham Norton Funniest Moments (32) *NEW

[Music] yes can you understand what he's saying your accent is really hard i know that is i'm going to talk like you now oh yeah i remember when you didn't have such a strong accent what no honestly where in america well that's maybe doing an american but it's fascinating isn't it don't you think me because you're irish you're scottish you're english and i'm posh we've got a picture of you at the emmys there you are big graduate alexander skarsgard you are so provocative graeme why are you showing that it's a lovely moment of celebration my husband too well he is right there it looks like keith is applauding the kiss yeah good kiss guys well done everybody actually i did kiss him because but you don't understand i did everything with ali i'm like you know that we saw it all right i've got an amazing supportive gorgeous husband who i love more than anything in the world and i gave alex a congratulatory kiss and he's like a a mannequin yes and we've got a great picture of the two of you together it's like diva squared oh wow was that before that's before before i guess that's the first time you met her right yeah we had dinner together at her house yeah of course you had besides my friend i'm interested though because how does this story resonate with you lady gaga because you didn't want to be a star from very little i how old are you in this this looks like someone pretended lady gaga amazing oh my god that is my attempt at michelle pfeiffer yes how old are you there i think it must be 10. wow but does it it looks like a lady gaga impersonator does it looks like yeah it looks like a little girl i'm being lady gaga for halloween and you grew up to be lady gaga and talking of young stars how old are you here bradley oh my gosh that was last week i shaved the beard off it took years off me uh oh my gosh look at that bow tie i don't know i think it was my birthday i think maybe three or something how did that picture get out in the world how do we know my mom uh sends pictures out all the time is that true no thank god i don't know how that got out there now here's a great picture this is uh jody jodie whisker i don't know when this was but were you going for kind of an 80s pop star look i think here we are [Applause] old choice guys it's a ball joint and you can't quite see from that but i've got tips and they match the pink stripes actually i'm up close yes you can see a kind of a don't take it away from me and ryan you do have a connection kind of a weird intro to show business via your uncle i believe yeah that's right so he so was your uncle living with you yes and did you walk into the room once i i walked into the room once and he was um bedazzling a a sequined white jumpsuit and and he said that he was going to be elvis for a little while and and you know what i'd like to help and and uh he said absolutely what do you need me to do so i became his head of security and he got my whole family in on the act my mother was a backup singer and um honestly it was one of the greatest performances i've ever seen sincere i mean it was it was really affecting no no he yeah he i mean what i admired about what he was doing was that he looked nothing like elvis you know he didn't attempt to he had a mustache and very little hair but my god he just he just became him and uh you know he would end every show with uh suspicious minds and he would get on his knees and and often with tears in his eyes he would he would sing to some imaginary woman and beg her not to leave and we were transported from this mall in my small town in ontario to to to that i imagine it was a kitchen and she was trying to leave and we were just in that moment every night and it was it was incredible and and honestly one of the best like acting lessons i've ever ever had yeah i wish i could have helped out with those sequins i would have liked that how old were you at when you were doing security i want to say six i just had two tiny guns wait so there's no photo no ah i painted i painted a picture bro yeah little tricks you use like the the voice you have a little trick for the voice well i'm um mancunian uh originally and the only thing i've kept is how i pronounce one which is i say one which is completely wrong and it took me about five months of just drilling of going one as opposed to ward i still slip every once in a while matt had his own whole situation with was and because and all this sort but but one i mean i'm losing it already i can already feel her going um but yeah but i really had to just every every time before doing a take i'd be like one one one just to get it in there it's so weird isn't voice it's so it still weird you know i mean when she does the afternoon speeches at christmas it's like going back in time you just go how does anyone still speak like that it's extraordinary maybe she does the same thing maybe she high achieving high achieving couch everyone on the touch has done so many things but elizabeth bank's stage i might tell you is still to my knowledge the only guest we know who has invented their own board game uh though uh we played this last episode with all that you know well let's make it a tradition uh we'll we'll play around so um i give you this is elizabeth banks board game on real real okay just to be clear this is before like the internet happened i mean this isn't so this is unveiled a party game at a time when i was going a lot of hen parties that's what you call them here right bachelorette parties and felt like we needed to actually sort of organize them around something and this game came out of that okay yeah and we've selected a few uh questions from yeah i'm already nervous you'll be you be quiz mastery okay so this is a combination there's that you meant to play this with your friends out at the bars right when when you're a bachelorette okay i'm just saying don't do the spit swallow question you did last time what i'm not playing sometimes you have to do something involving someone else and sometimes you have to do something just for yourself and it's sort of like truth or dare okay so that's sort of what the game is about so um for instance all right um i'll go to kylie i know wait wait okay yeah i know this is a good one for you because you're loved up right you're loved up you have a party all right so the question here this is a say question which means she has to tell us what she would say so the question is i've stopped breathing also not by law you don't have to really how do you signal to a partner that you want to have sex [Applause] oh [Laughter] and then all right ricky you had great answers for that one by the way you honk the bell i got it i thought that was really good okay this one's called the name game right what have you named your private parts um pamela pamela and the boys oh my goodness oh my god okay okay um actually all right pamela and her sons yes this isn't this is a really nice one for you graeme ready yes what song what song always puts you in the mood oh s club seven reach he had it ready [Applause] um oh this is perfect for you kylie okay all right are you ready yeah it's called it's called sexy singer find an unattractive male and serenade him it's totally subjective yeah look up look up and then will you play the role for me go on then i'll try and make yourself oh don't come closer okay right [Applause] get you don't remember me but i remember you this was not so long ago you broke my heart in [Applause] presumably your kind of level of recognition has gone up you must get recognized all the time now yes yes i do i know where you're going yes yes well that do tell them i hope my mum's not watching there was a slight road rage incident and um you know those crossings whether absolutely i don't know if it's the same rules apply but um they're not staggered they're straight cross road thing okay no idea what you're talking about keep going so you turn right you have to turn in front of each other not behind each other on a staggered crossing you know what i mean no anyone now coming in so so basically okay and you've got to go behind each no you've got to go in the front i had so this woman was coming towards me and wanting to go right her right and i was going right so i i turned to get in front of her and as if i had tried to drive into her and i thought okay well there's no one else coming so i'll just to keep her happy i'll do what's wrong but i'll go behind her and she was doing that in the in the car and it was starting to really piss me off because i was right and i was helping her out and then i suddenly got this red mist just as our cars were coming next to each other i suddenly went [ __ ] yeah just as she was doing that she went ugh [Applause] is this it now have you been banned from daytime television well i said [ __ ] or [ __ ] and apparently it's one of the worst things you can say is it yeah but they sent me a list of the things and you memorized it well one of the words on it was one i had never heard of i don't know if you have what was it it was munter i don't know where it originates from but i think it means an unattractive woman or i don't know it's oh i think it can be i could be i think it can be both yeah i've never heard of that well has anybody heard it in the audience oh wow i guess we've all been called that yes what was it what was the tv show it was called this morning [Applause] but actually sharon horgan you've had a daytime television experience yeah i dropped a carrot on sunday brunch and i said [ __ ] um is that a euphemism dropped a carrot no i don't drop some of it and and got fried and said [ __ ] but was it in catastrophe that your mother didn't like all the swearing no i think my mother was fine with the swearing in catastrophe i did an interview uh once and the journalist said that i used the c word carrot that i i said carrot quite a lot quick and she was so quick wonder you're our favorite guest talk amongst yourselves sorry yeah she just she just didn't enjoy that i just blamed the journalists now danny reckles presumably you are familiar with uh miriam's potty mouth because uh are you because you were in high body but did you actually work together yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but i don't remember i've been told there was a swear jar involved on set but i i can't remember that i don't you remember you swearing a lot in front of i was probably careful when it was you but when you know with the other kids i didn't bother he's the lead i was just talking backstage if that's what you call that funny little girl apparently it's 20 years since harry potter came out since we started filming the first one and your balls have dropped since then i can tell you that it's uh it's a relief i hope so because they're just we kids there we get it yes yeah but but it's interesting because professor sprouse which you know you were in the second film and the last one yeah i should have been in all of them yes and that was a brave oversight i'm holding you responsible but anyway it was wonderful to be in the two that i was in and i'm very proud of it but you do get recognized as professor sprang i do i i mean i think i've changed since then but people do recognize me and funnily enough in lithuania i was i was lithuanian are you have you come just to see professor sproul i don't think so are the films called professor sprout of the dead i was mobbed in lithuania maybe because i was jewish i don't know i'm the only one there that's our anger stop cheering now it was a big year 2016. it wasn't just the two of you getting those medals it was a very starry year and it was also the year it was kind of the peak of the mannequin challenge do you remember the mannequin challenge when people would strike a pose and somebody did the mannequin challenge with all of you in a room i don't remember this we've got the footage here it's lots of really famous people there's diana ross and they're all doing it they're all doing it um i think that's where are we there's bill gates uh that's you that's oh bruce is doing it very well pointing the finger very good ellen degeneres tom hanks uh rita wilson here somewhere there's rita wilson where is the world's greatest living actor he'll be brilliant doing the mannequin challenge i'm sure so do you still do the crowd surfing i do i mean my my music as you could tell is is not considered especially rock and roll um but to make up for that i i crowd surf and not always not always very successfully so the first time i haven't seen him on crowdsource for the first time i was in barcelona i ran i jumped the crowd parted like reds the red c and moses and i hit the deck my friends weren't there thinking what an idiot the second time i did it then asheville north carolina i broke my finger it is uh and i really do and i fought my way back onto the stage hit um hit the piano hit the wrong note i realized my finger was pointed the wrong way my guitar technician handed me a guitar and i said i think i've broken my finger and he said he's glaswegian oh you've got nine others look um the stories go on chicago i jumped off a 12 foot stage i hit the deck i'm running towards the crowd and the security guard didn't realize who this little man was and smacked me down to the deck i was shouting but i'm the i'm the singer other security guards had to peed him off and and the band laughed and my worst moment was i was playing glastonbury the main stage the pyramid stage i'll say there are 80 000 people in the audience for the sake of the story and for a moment there i got out and i jumped down and i crowdsurfed and for a moment i was the rock star that i've always wanted to be and i got my way back to the stage and i realized the stage was too high for me to climb up content and i looked up onto the stage and there was a stranger there i looked at it and said you know help me and i realized he was the bbc tv and i was looking down the barrel of the lens the nation help me and i secured my places to a musician i have crowd surf the trick is they are supposed to catch because matt when you were doing stand-up i mean that audience interaction is so kind of intense it's terrifying i mean there's nothing there's nothing you do and in in your book you you uh talk about a gig i think was the irish the guy in the audience oh yeah well i was a colin farrell i had it i must apologize if i am going to tell you about this because i can't really do an irish accent very well i can do three irish accents badly so i don't know which one i'm going to do yet my ability is getting worse as well i can do i can do they're really like you know the really old-fashioned sort of thing oh hey leprechaun i can do that i can do uh i can do i don't know what i'm talking about but it's irish yeah i write about this in the book so i uh i started doing stand-up comedy when i was 18 years old and one of my it was quite early on i was probably only about 19 and i was doing a gig and there was a guy in the audience who was just heckling everybody and every comic was going down badly and i realized and it was you know i had this routine that i'd worked on but i realized there was no way i would be able to do this routine so i got up on stage and instead um i just made my entire routine that night about him and i basically really humiliated him from the stage and the audience i don't think i was particularly funny but the audience there was such relief because this guy had been terrorizing every act on the bill including the compare um and if if the compare can't control the room you really are in trouble and um so i was there and i was like the hero of the hour but then when i got off stage he came up to me he was about six foot five and he was this big and he went that was funny though that was really funny but now i'm gonna take you outside i'm gonna beat the bollocks out here and i went oh my gosh it was just a joke he went no i'm just playing with you mate actually no not humiliate me here in front of my wife i'm going to take you outside to give you a taste of your own medicine i went oh my god no i really i was just mucking about i was just i was just i'm just joshing with you and he just went back and forth and i had to be escorted out the venue she's here today thank you yeah terrifying okay it is time for music uh this man has two top-end album two i'll start that again yeah yeah bad reading unbelievable i know how long have you been doing this 21 years you don't care anymore though do you no the money just rolls in yeah exactly [Applause] i don't think you should cut it out i think that people should know that i can't read yeah rather brave i think to continue yeah despite despite not being able to read carry on is it because you can't see and you won't wear glasses because you're vain no no i can see that right right good right it's type music this band has two top-time albums no i see i messed it up again [Applause] top 10 albums it's hard to say but the rowing thing is true yeah it is true yes yes that's why that's why i went to the university was to do that and nothing else all of this you know la dee da stuff you know that was uh woof just wasn't worthy olympic pair that was the year that the americans boycotted the moscow olympics so they had nowhere to go except the henny regatta and we raced against them and they trounced herself check out the size yes the legs are very impressive and i noticed you went for a slightly shorter short you obviously thought these are working for me that was uppermost in my mind see robert do you feel like you missed out not doing all of this i i feel like i was there because your stories don't match up at all i've got some pictures i think we've got a picture of you the year you were nominated for the king's speech on the red carpet look at helena's thrilled face [Applause] and we thought oh maybe we've picked an unfortunate picture no your face is like that in them all judgmental that was way before he became donald trump wasn't it we know what you mean you love this job don't you i love it and did you i mean you actually actively canvassed to be in called midway i went down on a lot of people to get time well spent not true they all got out from under [Music]

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Published: Mon Mar 08 2021