Christina Pazsitzky, Breaker Breaker | TigerBelly 257

[Music] foreign hello to you hello to me hello to everybody welcome to the tiger belly podcast again and again we do it now don't say nothing until i bring your name we got we got gilbert in the room hey hey he's got a very beautiful brown face it's like the moon okay we got the white white white white white white white white white white piece of [ __ ] supremacy room his face is pink and he's married to an asian girl and now i have my beautiful girlfriend kalila she's the best and we got a guest today she's married to my friend tom but she's the funniest one out of the two christina give her a round of applause can i just say i'm so happy to see you guys i miss comedians i miss you guys so much and um why are your hands in your pockets uh because um i can't i can't i get nervous around you i'm like i'm like i'm in a job interview or something or i'm you know interviewing michelle obama oh stop earlier upstairs um for the last two hours he's been repeating this pizzitzki position oh you don't want to say it anymore but i call you kalila and not kalila it's okay because my mom does too she doesn't know how the [ __ ] it's supposed to be pronounced and the reason why i do that because at one time years ago i brought you up on stage yes i probably brought this up for two before but i brought you up on stage and i [ __ ] up your last name yeah is it i felt like and um i thought you were mad at me for years never i don't give a [ __ ] but that's it that's why i don't really give a [ __ ] either my name is not easy plus you probably have it right because it's supposed to be khalilah like middle east what have you guys been doing during the core what have you been like what are your stages of quarantine well um at first um at first there was at first there was the deepest of depression [Music] [Laughter] you would look at the news but did you panic by did you get no did you bake i i went through extreme vines you went through the baking i did i mastered uh cupcakes please don't say bread kids i didn't do [ __ ] bread and i didn't do banana bread because that's basic [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah we don't do banana breads we ask our other friends to send banana bread but we don't make it ourselves okay if we do make bread it's soda bread but first of all that doesn't need to defend banana bread it's going to defend banana breads wow if i if somebody's called me it goes what's up bob some people call no one calls you hey what's up they go i made you right now right a loaf of fresh banana bread yeah right banana bread i would be like thank you so much yeah and i would slice it right probably toast it a little bit no you don't toast it right don't eat listen i never had it growing up because we're foreigners we didn't do do you do your tribe we didn't grow up with banana bread we eat bananas as it should be eaten right just plain yeah plucked out yeah nature yeah yeah well what's up with the mexican [ __ ] banana called the plantain what's that i love a plan i don't like it i don't like no plant first of all that's a see like a freaking algae baby you go to some like [ __ ] brazilian thing right and you order like some food and then they have a [ __ ] fried banana that i hate it i could eat my weight no you have to go to versailles and then the garlic sauce mixes in with them and it's not a little bit just a little yeah but i love myself some banana bread by the way defending it in the philippines we have six versions of banana street food and one is called banana q so it's just uh it's like saba banana right but it's caramelized sugar on top of it and then roasted over open fire and then the other one is deep fried it's called peanut pie where they make it into a fan and they deep fry it and then they sprinkle it with sugar and it's all street food but we do banana right there i like it yeah yeah i'm a banana freak you are my favorite fruit in the world so really i bet your dudes are nice and firm what the tute what's that your dude your browns oh oh my god i gave myself diarrhea last week because i had mexican food for lunch and then i ate a lot of kimchi for dinner korean food well then now you're dinner is like metal clad yeah that's what i thought i was doing now when you have diarrhea can i ask a question sure just go ahead curiosity yeah so when you have diarrhea right do you uh does it burn oh my god it burns and cramping i get i mean i get intense cramping yeah and it burns i hear me too but my husband doesn't get the cramping do you get so fat right you don't know where the cramp is because it's such a big area yeah i mean it could be here or there he's been working out oh yeah a lot what kind what does he do at home he weight lifts he's been doing tennis oh wow oh my god he plays tennis tennis team in high school yeah you guys should play i want to play him we should do a bet too he looks good you guys are going to die when you see him coming out of this car he's strong and mean oh wow so now hold on so you did your you did you baked as well you said for your i cooked every single korean dish there was to cook you gotta teach me i'm dying to i cook kimchi i cook everything how do you do that where do you get the recipes from either my best friend is korean so her mom just gives me the lowdown on everything or um i look it up there's this woman online her name is munchy on youtube she's the best where do you get your meats and things your cake is smart see we live in the valley so we don't have a lot of asian options which is the the the shitty part about living where we live so i got to go all the way to either k-town or pasadena okay that's where i give up because i don't want to do that but i love it i always eat chinese food too you eat chinese food yesterday i went to a beautiful place i love called p-e-p you know what you want to call panda express it's delicious i like the beijing beef it's so sweet and crisp do you guys eat fast food i i have to stop myself from going to mcdonald's every time i pass by it i have to be like no that's bad breakfast menu or all of it [ __ ] a breakfast menu i'm not a breakfast eater oh you're not real i don't like it it's my least favorite meal of the egg mcmuffin oh wow don't care go ahead give me a quarter pounder with cheese i i like two cheeseburgers that's like saying i don't like koalas really yeah see you see really saying i don't like an egg mcmuffin it's like some saying something ridiculous like i don't like fluffy beautiful fur creatures don't care from the tree don't care i like a hash brown yeah hashbrowns great really good i don't like a warm bath i mean it's crazy say something like that okay tell me this what's the most disgusting thing you like to eat what's like the your creation your oh that's my own creation yeah let's just okay i'll give you mine just to warm it up yeah white rice yeah ketchup oh the best the best the best also white rice with a little bit of butter and then ketchup that's next level wow my best friend and i we have days that we designate for ketchup and rice and bacon days bacon rice with a little bit of butter and just ketchup that's really it's the best interesting in the world i like that but i don't feel like that's gross at all i feel like it is i think what do you do okay what about this ramen with uh oh i would use the ramen noodles as spaghetti like when i was too lazy that's very just chrissy teigen oh is that yeah she likes diffused that is true oh really like miso spaghetti what i do is i make ramen the other night behind your back she doesn't like me eating it so i don't like him eating it three times a day i let her fall asleep and then i go on a ramen espionage right so i sneak in and she got me a variety oh i like that which one's your favorite i don't know what they're called daddy yeah the jajangmyon with the bean paste yeah oh but you know what i love to do is i like to right at the end when i'm cooking it it says four minutes you have to cook it right yeah i like to throw in you know something extra me too guess what i throw in a single egg yeah you do that i do that too i like it stir it a little bit yeah boil you love strawberries do you break the egg up or do you keep the yogurt i break that [ __ ] up i break it too scrambled egg egg bits everywhere i like it kind of like soft but intact soft but intact i like that can i ask yeah you have like shredded bits can i ask questions when you do that yeah because i tried that the other night right i put the egg in yeah it was bubbling right and in my head i'm like i don't know i know that uh kalila likes it whole yeah but i didn't pop the yolk either i just let it boil but it just stayed raw and then eventually i got frustrated i go [ __ ] it and i i just [ __ ] poked the [ __ ] yolk yeah how long do you have to do it for well you know how i make kimchi jjigae yeah and i just put the eggs on top of it when you want the eggs yeah yeah that's all you do also you do it on the side you grill it no no i put it on top on the boiling water raw it's poached it's poached egg but it's still that means it's still runny in the middle right if you leave it long enough it's not going to be runny it depends we should try it i should try do you know what i like to do i forgot this one what i make the ramen i put the egg in and this is my disgusting white trash shaky cheese on top of ramen shaky cheese is um craft parmesan cheese oh crap yeah yeah we have it upstairs you love that that's my favorite kind yeah yeah you know what i like that i like it's so gross the parmesan the flaky you know the powdered one is that we were talking about fresh but i like if when you open it real real fresh like i like it that first open and then i'll put it in my hand and lick it just oh no i like the powdered one that you get at shaky's pizza that's that one that one in the packets yeah in the packets right i don't like your style which is it's the actual cheese cheese part yeah yeah i need it to be granulated like hard yeah yeah yeah yeah okay am i trash no no i i use am i trash no i don't think so you know what i really like that's really not nostalgic for me because it sort of tastes like probably toxic metal it's chef boyardee ravioli oh my god that's the best that's my childhood that's me too latchkey kid fair definitely i always wanted to meet him is he real chef priority yeah because when you look at the let me just say something when you look at that chef boyardee container boyardee oh it's boyardee and it's a drawing of him right it's not an actual photo so in my head i never googled it i should but in my head i was like he could be real i would eat it as a kid and just contemplate it while i'm eating it if he's real if he's real it used to be a photograph of him know when we were children i don't know i thought it was a drawing i think i didn't start eating it until 2001 so i don't know we should look that up can somebody look it up he opened he opened a restaurant in 1924. boyardee oh he was real but his name is spelled b-o-i-r-d-i not b-o-y which they changed i bet his [ __ ] was so good yeah i know cause think about it can version is good yeah imagine the real no i imagine the real and all those preservatives and i don't know and jemima and jemima because that's the same thing i would go is that real maybe they knew in the cartoon world jemima and with jeff what is this boyardee she doesn't exist anymore yeah she was cancelled they canceled and jeremiah and they also canceled trader jose's yeah traders what they didn't refuse to change the names on their packaging good my friends said they were restocking it no they're not that one's gone too traitor ming is still there i think oh because i think they put their foot all right there we go keep it the same what do you call that [ __ ] was it a trader jose what do you got trader vladimir if it was if you got taco shells right yeah oh i see him crater gym or whatever it might be i wouldn't be like i don't trust this i don't trust it i don't what are they doubling down to trader green card build a wall yeah yeah build a wall transformer yeah yeah yeah nacho cheese what's posse what do they have for the asian foods trader ming it's trader mings and they want to just change it to trader joe's you know why that's doubly racist because like ming ming is cat so during the pandemic i'll tell you what so at first i yes what happens is you go what's going on yeah right you and then you i remember like going a month right remember the first news you would go a month i'm not going to make it right yeah and then you would see uh it'll june yeah back then and then june first was easter we're not gonna make easter right and now it's 2021. and now i've already accepted the predicament that we're in right and so what i've been doing is i've been um engaging in a lot of deep dish pizzas i ordered it i ordered i ordered it from um gold belly and i have oh something's coming tomorrow okay he made me buy another freezer that's my pizza freezer you're being and what is this what's so special it's an online does it do special so gold belly is um they should sponsor it's basically let's do it you can get anything you want from any restaurant across the country so for instance if like let's say junior's cheesecake in new york you can go through gold belly um or let's say he got a pizza from like a small mom-and-pop shop from detroit um you can do lobster rolls from maine how but how did they make this wizardry work how did they put it in they put it in a refrigerated bright dry eyes dry eyes so you got to wash your fingers because it's not realized it's not real it's not real what dry ice dry eyes it's not realized is that real ice no what is it it's a chemical it's a chemical it is it's a chemical mm-hmm it'll burn you that's amazing pizza done now yeah from different variety some pizza places i don't like but i experiment we don't eat the same things i get clearly i get pies from south carolina wow chicken pop pop you get like skyline chili sent to you probably cincinnati yeah so the app is called gold bellies he got he got pork tenderloin sandwiches from indiana the frock yeah so i've been experimenting with those foods that's exciting so you've been eating your way through your feelings about this whole thing he also started yoga that's amazing started yoga good for you i think great a little bit of peloton the you got one yeah now do you have the tread the treadmill or the bike yeah and you do the programs with no i like scenic rides see i don't like i don't need i don't need no [ __ ] i don't need no [ __ ] buff you know me why dude yeah or something yeah yeah ronda rousey looking ladies you're gonna be telling me what to do yeah i like i wouldn't respond to that yeah that's the only thing i respond to i i don't do like barry's boot camp it's great yeah i don't cause the voice in my head is punitive enough come on do it yeah i know i'm fat yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm [ __ ] here yeah yeah yeah it's in your mind i go i'm dying i want to yell back you know they can respond to you well it's so familiar to me that kind of abuse yeah so it's traumatized it just feels like my body goes into autopilot when i hear someone screaming where i'm like oh i know this i've done that my whole life so yeah i respond immediately i'm like burpees burpees 150 that's fine i'm bleeding out of my nose that's mine like i just i just do it and then another thing i've been doing is um and i've been better at this and this is you know more of a serious tone okay i don't want to get too deep into it but it it it's interesting to see that the pandemic has been police politicized yeah right and in the beginning of the quarantine i um became very emotional about it yeah right about people's point of view about it how their behavior right you know i obviously i'm a [ __ ] liberal and i believe science right you're right weirdos my weirdo my bad you know people that have education and stuff that i don't have like experts and stuff telling you what to do right so i'm one of those you know and then you have the other patriotic america you know i'm an american free will you mean i do what i want to do and i and in the beginning i was just kind of resistant to that but then i realized you know what people and i've grown here spiritually people walk in their own shoes i don't know what their life experience is like i don't know why they have their point of view and it's not my business to try to understand where they're coming from right yeah and so i'm been struggling you know with that but i think i'm a little bit more empathetic toward the other side to the people that you're saying who don't want to wear a mask and they think it's it's ridiculous to me but yeah and look i think people are triggered up by all this stuff it's not nothing to do with wearing a mask it's being told what to do and i think that's maybe how some people interpret it like what it 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offer for our tiger belly listeners go to hellotushy.com tiger belly for 10 off right now hellotushy.com tiger belly enjoy the rest of the show but i've also um during the pandemic um have created new addictions yeah like what positive ones or negative ones probably negative yes video games that's not a new addiction different genre though different genre what are you into well um normally you're gonna regret asking that question i know i don't know all these games well normally um i like um simulation games usually so like simulation of real life no like um yes something like having a girlfriend or something no no but like yes he has multiple wives in these open world games yeah like in skyrim and he's really good to them he always chooses the storyline that where he is a good husband oh that's so sweet yeah tom and i are watching uh love on the spectrum on netflix yes i just started that i love it yeah and there's this that's about people with autism dating and this one guy michael is like if i had a wife i would take the best care of her and worship her and love her and i was like tom i kind of want to date an autistic guy because they're so into me if i could just have a fraction of that enthusiasm but there's also like it's so undiluted they just say i mean we could be we could afford to be a little bit more like that we were just like just tell me yeah just be straight up i love them mm-hmm there's no [ __ ] do you watch indian matchmaking of course i've already seen it all i i have can i just go back to that yeah sorry but spectrum spectrums what are your dislikes i like when they just they dislikes and like i like the sound of cats licking their hands what you just said about the guy going well you know if i had a wife i wouldn't work but the thing is is that women don't want that deep down inside women want mystery you know what i mean they want a little conflict they want to be hard to get i think it's a dated that's a dated theory yeah i'd like to be worshipped really you want a guy right when you wake up so fired up yeah oh wait when you wake up he's got like your breakfast in a tray yes have you seen that show on a lifetime television dirty hair dirty dirty john dirty we listen to the podcast okay we listen to this we listen to the whole thing yes yeah and every morning he he would bring her a smoothie and do her you know errands yeah but he would also dress up as a doctor in scrubs i know everywhere he went even to like parties minor drawback but the fact that he was so devoted okay if i'm dating a girl and i'm in bed yeah bring me breakfast i'm waking me up and you have breakfast it's impossible no just just wake me up right now i'm sleeping good morning oh god what time is it what time is it it's 3 pm oh [ __ ] what's up what's up here i made you breakfast oh um we don't have a [ __ ] kitchen we don't have a dining room why in the bed i sleep here [ __ ] wow that's pretty accurate is that what he does yeah he he's like a cat you he only does affection if on his time and on his approach oh i hate that you love it i'm a dog yeah see that's why you and i get along love me pat me play with me let's go let's go let's my hair yeah yeah i disappeared for eight hours how do you and tom do it sorry i'm glad you pretend what i don't know who you are it's all right let's move on how you and tom do it do what no i mean like do you are you co-mingling throughout the day or do you just do your own thing and then wind down together at the end of the day um i i we both do work kind of do our own thing like i have a i do i wake up let's say today i did i took a tennis lesson and while i was doing that he did a podcast and then uh you know we come home we have lunch together and then he does this thing and i came here and then yeah we just kind of dip in and out but at night time we're always together because there's nowhere else to go but at nighttime do you guys do your own activities like hey i'm going to watch this oh no you guys watch things together and that's right because we share a marital bed and yeah you guys don't do night activities together i i've been that's all i want wow and he does not he doesn't want to give that wow and you guys are up late i mean you're you're in asleep till three so you're up until what time four he's up till four i'm up until about 2 30. okay and what is it that you want to do that you can't include he wants to be down here and play on his video it's very anti-social can i tell you a secret a therapist can i tell you a secret how i talked tom out of video games early early in the relationship he used to play video oh when he was like a single guy yeah yeah yeah and i go and here's all you have to do video games makes my [ __ ] dry and you just go ugh there's nothing more unattractive than a guy that just spends hours playing video games i did that early but i feel like tom's a rational adult he's he's like stuck in some erickson stage i don't know what also like that stuff does not work with him like the the putting the [ __ ] on on hold doesn't really really with him even if you know that it dries up her vagine you wouldn't no because i told him i don't negotiate with hostage terrorists no she didn't whole house she just sang i'm like the government i respect there's no but she's just saying like it doesn't turn me out you're not withholding you're just like i just don't like manipulation in that that's what he says if i tell him like hey do you think you can put medication on your fungus foot because it's starting to look gangrenous um he was like this is me this is who you're you know you knew this about me and why are you trying to change me now and i'm like well it's just it's the fungus you know because he rubs up on me and then my foot's itchy the next day um but he wants to be how he wants to be but wait sorry why don't you take care of your own i'm so sorry why aren't you moving i feel so bad right now you know let's get real if you don't want to get ready let's get real i apologize i don't need an apology i need fungus medication i understand that what is going on where let me see it okay you don't want you have to first of all look oh i see it's a little white is that what that is okay that's not the bad part [Laughter] it's on the bottom what happened i have foot fungi yeah he doesn't wear flip-flops at the spa that yeah that's disgusting okay well i saw a woman one time in the sauna at burke williams shaving her legs public sauna so imagine what dudes are doing if that's what the ladies are doing yeah at burke williams yeah my brother and i used to go to this spot on beverly boulevard and it was like there's no sign it wasn't a korean spa my brother and i went in there and there was two guys just jerking each other off in there and my brother he goes let's [ __ ] get out of here like he got really angry right yeah but it's like they weren't jerking off on us well you should you probably left right i did it like maybe a three minute steam off to the side i didn't look at him you know when something like that happens i know if you had the two guys just jerk each other off but you just you basically you have to do this thing where you you turn away a little bit if you're ever in the situation i'm getting yeah right help and you just kind of like just you know what i mean rub your body down just pretend you're doing something you know i mean like you know me enjoying yourself and do you pretend that they're not doing what they're doing yeah i would mind my own business i think unless they were like migs in silence of the lambs and then through their nuts remember when the nut hits the hair yeah i've seen that that's a movie when it's on i have to watch it if i'm going through we watched it last night last night again because our we have a niece my niece lives with us and that's one of her um required readings as silence of the land what do you mean for school no no r we have a list of movies that's crazy yeah yeah i really i really enjoy that movie and i always i always ask you know who's worse or who's scarier buffalo bill or um hannibal hannibal lecter hands down because buffalo bill learned from hannibal [ __ ] hold on i never thought of it yeah but buffalo bill's scarier because he would lure you hey can you help me put this couch in my truck yeah you're like yeah no problem and then you're in a well first of all let's go back to that the chances of me dying because my therapist is a murderer is very high because i i okay if if if if buffalo bill is helping you carry a couch right because that's what she does that's what he does he watches right but whenever you're helping somebody with the couch everyone knows right you don't back it out yeah you you push it you're the one in the front even if it goes can you back it in no you back it in because that's the harder part and i'm [ __ ] helping you buffalo that's true right that's like she was like oh back out into the thing but you know why why because she was a great big fat person she was roomy she was a roommate and she could handle a couch that heavy yeah he picked he's like you're about a size eight right and then that's why he picked her yeah but but oh my god he kept him alive for three days so you have three days to sort yourself out wherever hannibal lecter he just went he bit your face right away yeah i like that approach better i'd like to be quick there we go but you could also endear yourself to hannibal and you could get inside of his head and play mind games he would never eat see hannibal he has a code yeah and his code is you know clarice you would never [ __ ] with her no right the dudes that he would eat are people that probably he thought was beneath them or there was some sort of like psychological thing going on they were troubled his excuse well his thing was they were already going to do it themselves like that last guy that he killed whose face they found in the garage yeah remember he was like he was he was already in you know right not good in the head i just don't like wells i don't like welles either yeah tiki tiki tembo no cy rambo chari bari brucie pit perry pembo you know that [ __ ] book you guys have children that you never read ricky dicky 10 bonus it's about the chinese kid that falls down the well and about it the reason okay there's two sons the elder son is it's a book name it's a book and he falls down the well and his brother gets a short name chang because he's the second son and his mother doesn't give a [ __ ] about him so the kid falls down the world ticket tikki temple no sorry rambo try by ruchi pip perry pembo and chang can't get the words out fast enough so the brother almost dies in the well the point of story is give your children short names yeah that's how the chinese people started giving their children short names what else happens well the ties it's the ring the ring is a well too oh remember that i don't like that one adam i don't like that either i don't like creepy kids i don't like anything with kids except for poltergeist but even that i'm more of um i'm not into um exorcisms anything relating to like the catholic church i'm out it really creeps me out deeply anything else i can deal with yeah so anyway um we showed her silence to the lab we've been showing my niece she's my niece too we've been showing her great things i think she's gonna grow up to be a murderer we showed her silence in the lambs seven seven oh that one's scary too the korean one yeah a couple korean movies all revenge you're gonna watch the movie i saw the devil okay is it on uh the apple tv yeah it is it's a korean movie it's very good i love it old boy i love that that's an old-school jam right there what oh boy your poster yeah yeah yeah so old boy we showed her we're showing her all kinds of education for her to grow i want to talk about indian matchmaking i love did you watch it with her i don't know much about it please inform me well maybe if you spend some time with kalila all right you know what all right okay i you know what guys could have some shared interest oh okay christine okay cuddly baby i love to cuddle i'm a cuddler too come on over and i beg tom's not a cuddler a little bit can you please all i want is for you to spoon me for 15 years i beg beg and i force him to do it i'm hot i'm hot i'm like okay this is what i want to say okay during this pandemic yeah there's not much to do right a lot of dreams are on hold right we are very a very mindful household should we have not gone to the grocery store one time no that's reasonable okay we haven't done anything so her and i are together in this house together right right 24 7. all right i have a video game addiction i already told you but secondly at nights my brother if you know my brother steve my brother steve doesn't wake up until what time you think 8 p.m oh wow what yeah nocturnal now he's a vampire right so he'll wake up at 8pm drink two red bulls and he's ready to go i haven't seen him physically okay that's your choice though you can okay i just okay all right so then at night we play war zone together right so he's i can hear him we talk about our days right we giggle laugh it's almost as if we're calling each other but we play for hours oh my god oh my god what she's doing the technique like i would be so upset would you be so would you be so dry my [ __ ] would be so dry oh my god what are you doing right now like i put elmer's glue in it like all right well then what do you want me to do then i won't do it then well do you guys okay you how often do you do your how often do you interact with each other truly throughout the day like meaningful interests well now i have to basically force him into our nights together because that's the one thing that we've talked about in therapy i don't care that we're that i don't see you during the day but i love a good wind down yeah with my that's all i want and a partner is someone to end my day with i agreed why else are you you in it yeah so maybe maybe you go to bed classic rebuttal maybe could you set some time aside for kalyan maybe have a nice meal together you drank your wine she goes to bed before you tv show's over here [Laughter] listen relax guys relax i'm not falling for this [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] okay it's [ __ ] i had you [ __ ] none of you guys are defending me by the way right right you play the game as well you don't want anyone to have like a dry [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you all right now listen all right let's go back to indian summer go ahead all right indian summer time tell me about the show is it fun what about kissing booth too have you watched that one i haven't but i heard it was better than kissing booth the first one wow i love him i saw him at um mendocino farms really my niece united because she's obsessed with what doesn't what is the show for people it's not a show it's a teenage movie it's a teenager it's what everyone's all the cool people are watching well you and i need to start interacting more at night because i watch a lot of shows but i go to bed by 9 30. oh and then i'm up at 6 00 a.m with kids so yeah we're on a different day and that might be why tom and i are a little more regimented with our time because he can't go down and like play video games until four in the morning do you feel as though you know how they say um um students do better when they're in sports because they they had they're forced to manage their time do you feel as though you are um better together now because of having to um because of the kids yeah idle hands are the devil's playground there we go idle answer there we go idle hand let me write that down idle hands is the devil's prick prank playground i think brody said that that's just saying that brody said the same thing yeah brody stevens i know i was hoping you weren't referring to my love yeah yeah it does it lends itself to structure definitely yeah you're right guys you know i if i didn't you know if i didn't play video games all day long um maybe i could sell more tv shows oh my gosh and be on tv more in a pandemic and uh maybe have three hit podcasts oh wow yeah maybe i can he really does struggle with um for someone so sleepy and so lazy he struggles with you struggle with stillness isn't that a weird oh yeah no that's being afraid of your feelings and stuff i love it that's classic pile it on oh boy but it's not all comedians there we go that's the magic there we go okay nobody is i'll tell you why okay can i just defend myself real quick okay yeah let me just i feel i'm in the middle of a corner i love this feel free to stand up too yeah we love this okay you love this this is like the best day of my life i feel so heard and validated okay all right so here's a here it is yeah well okay because i too i was going through strange behaviors i went through a wig phase where i buy so many wigs etsy i was buying jewelry on etsy i was like spiraling i was drinking and then baking and then dead today do you not usually drink not like that not like every night you know and my therapist and she's like well yeah you know you're not feeling the feelings and i'm like oh yeah i forgot about those like i don't like them either so i get it anyways but what were you saying about him he wanted to defend himself first oh i'm sorry defenders from our apparent attacks okay and i'm not this is not this is i'm not um i don't like to reiterate things and visit the past all right but i need i feel like i'm a caged animal and i need to fight my way out yes okay so here we go here are the good assets of me yeah all right yeah and this is you have so many but you're welcome thank you that's why i want to spend time with you because she likes i love you i love your company i want to be with you okay i love it thanks i enjoy it thank you so much for saying it he hits my heart in such a spectacular way have you enticed him with food because sometimes that'll make tom talk to me also i tried so in the beginning of core that's exactly what i did i'm sweating i bought every single indulgent food that he wanted same yeah but then our therapist said if that's what it's going to take for you to be around her your relationship's in trouble oh boy i was like oh [ __ ] okay he's like her feelings and her requests should be enough i said uh i didn't think that didn't know every give me your hand but i still do bait him with food yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah your hand okay yeah every single relationship i've ever been in and i've said this to my brother i've said this internally over and over again there's a two-year window i know when sorry go ahead why can i just say it and then shake your head no no i feel bad for your exes because they didn't know that you had a two-year window okay my bad i'm opening a minute now okay all right that i had a two-year window at the two-year point i would somehow i would try different techniques right but i would somehow make them leave oh wow i entered um when i in our old apartment i found a letter that his ex wrote to him like snail mail and it broke my heart i honestly like i felt so much for this girl like she was just so blindsided what what do you mean what was it about it was like a breakup letter yeah it was a breakup letter very nervous and i think it said something along the lines of it was just really expressing how much hurt she felt and he kind of just pushed her out and then didn't want to speak to her for a certain amount of time but she was still really gracious about it she was like you know thank you for our time together i don't know what i did wrong kind of thing it was wrong but she didn't know about the two-year window she did not know all right so can we go back to definitely defending myself yeah thank you so much gilbert do it all right get him right here so i always had two of your window right yeah so when i met kalyla okay we met at a coffee shop people know listening to the podcast how we met right and when i met her i had a sensation go over me and it was a feeling that i had never had before i maybe never have ever again right whereas the feeling was i know this person oh that's cool okay not you know in this lifetime but there it was a familiarity is that how i said mm-hmm with her right and i had a sense of dread as as long as with it and not a dread it was just more of a oh this is this is this is the forever thing you know this is you know this is this person that i'm meeting right now right is somebody that i've never had anyone check all the boxes for me wow okay and when i'm with her usually every girlfriend i've ever had in the history of me having girlfriends i can't sleep next to them i do sleep right i lived with one you know but every night was a restless night of sleep because there was just no comfort there right with her and i've always slept like a baby next to her almost as if we're one person okay when i look at her i trust her god words bobby you know i trust her implicitly right i've i've said that i've had a resurgence in my career there's no other girl on this planet that would have done that for me except for her she did it all all right and i she's one of my f she is my favorite person i've ever met in my whole life she's my favorite person i've ever met in my whole life i love her so [ __ ] much okay now i know my dad died in august trying to not cry i know you're making me happy no but i know that my dad died i know my dad died okay i know last in last august right i have a lot of [ __ ] problems i was molested i was beaten by my dad i have all these defense mechanisms right because i don't want to feel yeah you know i don't you know um i like just playing video games because i i it is i escape right and i don't do drinking i don't do drugs anymore i don't drink i'm sober almost 10 months right and i'm proud of myself and i have problems right and i'm [ __ ] struggling with these things i really am i feel guilt and shame over it over it okay but my feelings for her is forever and um i would never lie to her i would never cheat on her i would never do anything outwardly to hurt her because she's my favorite person of all time and i've met many people okay so you guys can rip on me all you want you can rip on me all you want right and you can call me a piece of [ __ ] i'm a bad guy right now okay that's a defense [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] you all right [ __ ] both of you oh that was like a few good men that was that good that was [ __ ] good yeah that was good that's a defense oh you just wrote that on the spot that was really good but that's come with the heart right yes yeah it comes from the heart and you're you're right okay i'm not proud of the fact that i play video games all night long all right but can i say something during all the [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] that's going on my two friends are in trouble you know yeah people that i love like brothers right are in trouble right blm pandemic right there's a lot going on in the world right and i am just trying to survive and i want a little semblance of like i don't want to [ __ ] feel anything yeah i know and i'm addicted to it it's it and when i'm playing war zone with my buddies very good on the war [ __ ] very season five coming up right you're very good on the battlefield you as well thank you thanks for having me back brother but um you know christina's drinking i'm trying to think but here's the i agree with you we're all coping like we're all just holding on to like i don't know dude this week i'm really into [ __ ] a t uh netflix i'm into the indian matchmaker show it's all i have man you know finish i did and i'm so bummed that there's no season two there isn't season two with seymour cherish every episode oh i'm finished i i i i i don't know i was really kind of um annoyed with zima auntie she's annoying but here's the deal kalyla needs you too that's her way of getting through this is that she's as if you didn't hear my beautiful monologue give her it again give the same one one more time it's as if you were even in a piece of youtube is for her survival i think you're essential to her and you have to kind of frame it in your mind like this i genuinely enjoy your company and i want to be around it i want to be around your life i like you for you i i like you so much and i want to be with you at night very good kalila [Laughter] i'm ready for your rebuttal you better have a good bottle to this she likes you do you hear what she's saying yeah um she'll do because i've been in relationships where i'm like oh get out of my face and i never feel that way with him there's always something like all our exchanges there's always something to be had from it whether and i'm naturally not a sunny person i'm kind of a emo kind of sad depressive say that again and he he makes me giggle and i want to giggle bingo well then bobby how about can we have two things can you have your time with her at night and then is there a time i'm sorry i'm sorry um can i just say something what did i just tell you no no no she listening last night right i'm literally i watched your thing yes last night i watched a movie i've seen 3 000 times which moves the silence of the lambs it's a good one with the knees we laid together while we're watching i'm giving your hand rubs both hands okay through the whole [ __ ] movie in fact i had to take one of the rings off the best night of my life see how happy she is i mean i did that absolutely did that but that do you need more is what i'm saying i'm trying to i'm i need i need it more than than what he's able to give like i think that i'm willing to compromise now because i do understand like it's a very escape he needs to escape well that's tough you're grieving yeah like that's not an easy thing i i understand that's what yeah but for me it's like 10 hours i think is more than enough time um can i get two hours of those ten hours ten hours four is it ten hours yeah because he does what he wakes up at three he goes from three all right can i defend myself and then from ten to four i usually catch you on the 10 to four yeah i catch it it's headphones yeah i just defend myself all right all right please it's not my fault right that we have time zones right let me just defend myself let me give it a go name some of the guys let me give it a go let me go all right in this planet that our planet rotates i don't know if you know that right more please right right right tell me more right so you know right now right in england right oh fyi who's there that you're friends with i have met my friend matt my friend jeremy so my point is is that who are these people these are they're videos tiger belly fans people that you people they're tiger these are tiger belly fans and without our [ __ ] fans we would have nothing he plays war zone with us we would have nothing without our fans he also plays with a married couple too yeah oh that's nice so [ __ ] tiger belly fans that's awesome i can name their names i know everything about them all right so my point being is is that you know there are people that i play with from new zealand australia so during the day i play with them because it's night time where they are okay i also have east coast friends you know like my friend raymie josh price okay all right claire and jack and like i'm sorry i i haven't played a video game since atari and so you guys you have like do you wear the headset and then the thing and you're like breaker breaker one night you have your because this is not world war ii and you know what the [ __ ] are you doing why do you have to talk to people i don't understand why you're talking because i i would explain it to you if you would [ __ ] listen for once i'm listening so you say hey brother how was your day you you went to the store that's neat [Laughter] you know i love you you're both okay so i love you i love you but you're ignorant i love you beyond you're beyond ignorance and today's supposed to be a joyous day for me okay because it's a good news yeah yes showbiz and i feel i i feel sweaty okay and i feel um um empty i'm sorry i feel sweaty empty and i feel um like my scent i feel attacked oh no i know all right so good i love you and i i love kaleidoscopes i want to explain it to you all right i want you guys to stay together forever oh we will all right so hey my peasant friend i'm going to explain it to you okay all right okay and you know what i like tom moore right now i got you i like tom moore right now so you go you have your head set on all right just don't make the noises by the way right it's just ping pong you know i mean it doesn't do that all right and what is collette like do you hear him chatting oh no it's not a chat it's an all out scream like oh i'm surprised our neighbors haven't we don't have a noise violation thing because even when he plays here you can hear him in the backyard upstairs okay and he's screaming because he's like i made the shot he's in the gulag oh you know about the gulag oh i know about the gulag okay can i just explain it to you what it is yeah i know what a ghoul i actually had real relatives that were in the actual group i figured you would know at the gulag yeah it was called real life okay all right okay all right all right you stepped over the line there okay so okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i play a game okay hey guys we're taking a quick break to share this brand new sponsor of the podcast native my native native my native native native my native deodorant is my favorite dewar and guys because it doesn't just block odor better it's made better native has ingredients you've heard of like coconut oil shea butter and tapioca starch it's also vegan and never tested on animals aluminum forms a plug in your sweat glands to keep you from sweating that's why native never uses ingredients like aluminum parabens sulfates or talc wow switching to an aluminum 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comfort.com guys enjoy the rest of the show usually i play farming simulation games farming simulation yeah like stardew valley where i can do it upstairs on a [ __ ] switch next to her right and or i like rpgs like the witcher 3 where i'm just going in adventures i play by myself what's rpg role playing games okay right where you play a character you go into these open worlds this is where he gets the wife you know you can build a house get a wife kids in skyrim you could do that yeah how many wives can you have just one in the games thank you so much and you can do that in stardew valley as well star duval you can get married and have kids and can you choose what she looks like and stuff there's um eight oh no one two three there's six girls in the world of stardew valley oh wow that you can choose you know haley emily um um penny abigail yeah penny abigail penny are they all amish these are really cool yeah cool names hot chick names so anyway but i played no i'm just i just i have a lot of um acid reflux because i get when i get the defensive it just pops out bubbles rage bubbles yeah throw polyps thank you um so um i played those games but then i finished witcher 3 and i kind of googled like i don't know if you remember that time where i was going i don't know what else to play because of the pandemic there's nothing to play and then gilbert one day said that's some gilbert you should play warzone with up my buddies and it's usually basic it's it's what's that um what do they call those kind of games fps first person shooter for first person shooter and um what it is you you pl you can play with one or by yourself or four or three right and i generally play with three or four and you your soldiers four soldiers you fly into us i'm sorry i'm sorry you want to take that back bobby to the beginning i'm sorry it's just so childish [Laughter] i know these are very [ __ ] you all right lady get to hear it his shirt buttons are popping off that's so funny are you supposed to fit six ladies do you have sex with that this is this is the last time you did tigers this is the last time this is the this is the last time oh yeah yeah yeah okay emily's a lesbian she's not even interested in it yeah i usually d i marry penny the red head to the right all the way to the right yeah penny's straight okay so anyway um not even hot chicks so um this is how the game works mm-hmm steve what's up i'm just giving you okay like that's your brother my brother's back oh hi buddy hey man so um dude i saw um um that last episode of alone you'd recommend it i saw the whole season man that was a good show man and then we talked about because you you're not obviously playing right away you meet in a lobby and you you talk you know i mean you sometimes wait for another guy like hey dude i'll be down in 10 minutes like my wife has me doing a chore so i have to you know i'll be down so you wait 10 minutes because you don't want to go on the world without them sure so you're just talking to the guys and talking about politics what's going you know if they're not streaming i talk about you know personal things you know what i mean well that's so that's a nice way for you to catch up i get that yeah you catch up right and then it's like you then everyone's there you fly in you parachute from a [ __ ] plane and you land on this gigantic map right it's not as if you're you land and you're shooting all of a sudden playing right there's a lot of there's 20 minutes where nothing's going on and you're just walking around trying to find people so in those moments it's like her hikes with her friends nice you know on a hike you're hiking right you're hiking you're looking at things but you also you know you're also bullshitting and talking about random things that's what we're doing right but then all of a sudden um gilbert let's now play with gilbert gilbert go dude behind the plan there's a [ __ ] team then we go into game mode breaker breaker break a breaker bring up your breaker breaker breaker bobby breaker or whatever yeah whatever and you're fighting other real people right okay and then do you have a code name like do you have a stage name for your game or no i mean my team that i play at nights is called the silly billies uh-huh and the silly billies consist of my brother steve this guy matt from wales that we play he's a one-armed guy but he's a master um jiu jitsu guy oh that's cool right and he's a big very brave man and his name is matt he lives in wales shout out to you because he's a big tiger belly fan okay and then we play with my brother my brother's in a band called maangchi hammer and the drummer dylan he's also a silly billy okay right so at night's the silly billy's play and i can talk to my brother and hang out during the days i play with kids from across the country that's nice so you can talk to people it's kind of social yeah okay i will say this some of these kids he speaks to it's a weird mentorship program because you don't talk to i talk to them after they are making money now because bobby will play with them they'll post about it and these kids that are trying to save up money they can't get a job are not making money on twitch nice yeah all right like yeah you i've i know that you play on twitch and people can watch you play yeah we have hundreds of people watching us as well wow and they're making money right good i'm doing service yeah that's what they call it any service called service yeah which you should look into all right i'm selfish yeah all right so anyway uh and and it's the most challenging game i've ever played it's very difficult what are you you're killing people you're finding people sorry my feet are cold i'm putting you back on yeah you're fighting people you're killing stuff you're killing people and then you know it's very hard to win yeah but when you win there is a real deep gratification no i'm sorry and the sound effects are very addicting right yeah like when you team wipe and whatnot it's it's a whole thing so you know it's addicting i enjoy it socially um and you know what you're right you're absolutely right i am going to be a lot more mindful from this this day forward really will you pay attention to her and i'm gonna give more attention to her we do therapy once a week that's cool how's that going very good i think everybody should be right now especially in this yeah this is scary and um you know i don't want to reiterate the monologue i said earlier i'm right but um i have to admit i'm pure at heart you are pure at heart you are i love you you are you're the best and i love you and tom i love you okay and i love this one tom does thompson have any mild addictions he probably doesn't have like super hardcore ones like him i mean tom's like a comic so we're all wired yeah we all are wired to get really into stuff he likes cars i always say like oh you can't change your wife so you change your car and they have to be like i'm gonna get this other car i'm gonna get this like he's like a little boy with cars yeah that's his thing um yeah i would say that's his big one but not yeah does tom have an xbox or a playstation he might but he can't find it would you would you um what age would you um introduce um game consoles to your kids i pr i would never i'm i'm gonna go with never and i know that's very controversial but i'm not one of these weird parents that's like no tv no candy no mac and cheese like i'm really kind of 80s mom that way you're basically saying no joy no joy no socialization i guess i i think because i'm just i i'd prefer my my kids to go on a real hike with her friends and i know that sounds really shitty and judgmental because it is because i don't understand because i'm just an older broad you know what i mean like it's just not for me the video games i don't get it and tom is wanting to give that to our kids i think i'd have to put a time limit on it because i think i i used to play puzzle bobble there was a time in my life where i was addicted to puzzle bobble when i was unemployed in the early 2000s what's puzzle public it was the best it was it was a little dinosaur tai and it would go in a circle i love it my grandma loves it it's japanese yeah it's the best and i love it oh yeah yeah yeah so i'm a bit of a hypocrite here because and here's the deal man i would spend like eight hours when i was unemployed and depressed before i became a comic doing puzzle bobble and just wasting my life until blind date would come on at 4 30 with roger lodge and then i would switch that's the only thing that would get me to turn off puzzle bobble and i realized now i was so depressed back then and that wasn't helping so i i associate video games i think with depress like being depressed and like keeping it keeps you in this weird loop uh-huh yeah it's like a weird yes right yeah like you're not really doing anything but you kind of feel like you are you know an idea yeah can i tell you the truth please oh [ __ ] the truth is this you're not gonna cry are you no i'm not okay is i heard what you said this podcast oh god and in my head at first i was like this lady's cray-cray you know but then another feeling came over and the reason why you can say these things that are truthful okay right and i'm analyzing my own behavior is because we feel comfortable i love it i do too i have nothing but love i feel comfortable with you and we can we're real friends okay we can really say things to each other yeah and i really appreciate you i appreciate you i love you i love you i love you too but i'm not her i hope i'm not no i'm worried about her i want her to be happy i want her to stay with you do you understand yeah i do i want her to be really thank you because she's such a wonderful person so are you and you know hopefully if i see behavior in yourself that i that i don't like you know and i would be mindful and maybe hopefully i'm comfortable around you yeah i could express myself and say what would you say like on her hypothetically what would be so i might be like on her podcast what would you say so much i i i'm sure like that's but this is my problem is this that there's not a lot of filtration i'm sorry it's like this is what makes that's why we're podcasters is because this is what we do see i think i may be autistic because say that again i would take a spectrum test because tom was like you need to take a test because i don't think i i think i don't i don't mean to be this way yeah i just called [Laughter] i mean not a good one either but i you know i love i've been to your house you moved right yeah i would love to uh when the next time we're gonna do when we're going to do the mama's house whatever you guys want you're welcome any time we would love to do it again yeah yeah i would love to i don't have this though there's no plexiglas you got one anyway no i'm kidding we would do it without it and uh wow and i um you know i khalil and i always talk about you and tom how much we love you guys same yeah and this this today this podcast has been very revealing for me wow and i i grew and learned a lot am i going to change my behavior um and that's a word that you'll never understand but um we love you i love you you've done this this is your second time doing the podcast yeah a regular here i love it well oh you're always going to be here with us okay at the end of our podcast we do a thing called unhelpful advice yeah you know what it is you've been here before okay people email with the problems oh yeah i love i love this yeah i love this on hopeful advice with bobby kalila and christina p hey tiger belly crew my name is noah i'm 23 and need advice on what to do about my mom when i was 19 my parents split up after 19 years at that time i had the opportunity to move to la with a group of friends as one of my friends songs went number eight in the country hey say that again did again my coffee yeah yeah that was distracting when i was uh my parents split up after 19 years at the time i had the opportunity to move to la with a group of friends as one of my friend's songs went number eight in the country oh wow during this time we were touring doing label meetings press run things like that it was like i almost made my dreams come true during this time i couldn't enjoy and live in the moment dealing with the daily texts and calls from my struggling mom that also was mentally ill and suicidal two years later there was no other option i had to move back home and get a job to support my mom and pay her bills after about a year she sold her house her house and started a new path and seemed better so i decided to move to florida and continue continue working on youtube videos and gaming and living with my girlfriend i'm now in school to become an emt firefighter finally when i feel like my life is getting to the point where i'm happy and reaching new heights my mom has run out of money again and is about to become homeless and she threatens suicide almost every day i just feel helpless at this point any advice would be great thanks noah i'd love to play war zone with you bobby that really at the end yep oh my gosh and i'd love to play warzone with you my friend very good he's helping people he's helping people that's a very difficult topic for me um i'm korean and it's you know yeah we write our diets we write a diet to the end and um no matter what she's going through you know she might even have to move in with you to florida but that's how we do it that's how we do it too yeah well we whities are like it's my life yeah which is i think the correct thing to do yeah well i'll tell you because i had my mom was mentally ill and cray-cray like like like sick like that too towards the end of her life and um the the one difference though is that she had married well the second time around and so she'd gotten a nice settlement from her divorce so she was set up financially yeah so there was a structure in place for her that i knew she was cared for so the financial stuff that's tricky had my mother been poor broke i don't know then that would be a different there has to be state programs or some kind of programs to take care of mentally ill people and in your mother's situation i would look into some kind of public assistance program and i'll problem with mentally ill people as they get older they don't want to take their meds they don't want to it's it becomes it's just it is just a nightmare you just you just gotta write it out until the bitter end yeah it's just a bummer yeah it's like when my dad was sick um for ten years he had you know strokes couldn't move oh my god my mom was an in-house nurse and um he you know she'd have to dig the [ __ ] out of his ass every [ __ ] day because he you have bowel movements and um i forced my brother to arizona to do it you know but you know i was in a situation where you know i could afford to do that in your situation and if i wasn't in the position that i'm in i don't know how i would have done it it would have been a far more difficult you know task to take care of my dad you know and so um in your you all i have to all i can say is this is you you can only do the best you can yeah you can't do more than that and if you're the best you can is if you have if you make a thousand dollars a week and you can send your mom 50 bucks out of that thousand that's the best you can do yeah you know and um you can maybe try to find government programs or you know um things in your mom's town that could help her you know i mean but that's all you can do it's tough that's hard i can't imagine my mom um going down that path now and yeah i you know my mom really well what would we do in now this situation yeah we would do everything we could um but we're in a different position than this kid you know we would you know you know do whatever we could like when my my brothers had surgery and he didn't have medical insurance you know i had to step up and do it it's like it's a surgery yeah it's a drag but you you have to do it you know um and because i love him and i'm sure you love your mother but my brother's not in mentally ill or you know my dad wasn't mentally ill that's a different i don't know what that's like see i don't know what what it's like to love the family member like to like them like everybody that's died or had problems in my family have been like well they're kind of crazy or they're kind of a [ __ ] bag anyway so i i actually haven't lost somebody who i really loved i loved brody very much so that was you know him and uh a dog i lost a year ago i'm still pretty bummed about like yeah but you could link it up with your children no oh i would have loved it you would do everything you could right are you kidding me that's what it is oh that's the end of the earth yeah to the end of the earth whatever whatever it took and so but you can only do so much like if god forbid you know one of your children had a disease they don't have a cure before even i know i know i'm not even but i'm just saying you would do everything you could to your the best of your abilities but there's only so much you can do remember lorenzo's oil oh my god that's so old it's susan sarandon where um she had a sick child but doctors couldn't figure it out so her and her husband concocted this oil that eventually healed him but that to me was like ends of the earth kind of parenting and eventually they got like an honorary uh phd from whatever university because they were they came up with a cure for this disease damn i would do that that's lorenzo's that's a that's a difficult scenario that's lorenzo's oil mcnulty was really i remember that crushing on me whenever i really do this it sounds like it jesus my parents wouldn't do that but do you want to plug anything buddy you want you want to plug your [ __ ] podcast or whatever you want to plug wait would your mom take a plugging to the butt no we're no we're not back backdoor types are you guys in the butt stuff um i'm i'm not opposed i don't want to do stuff but i'm not opposed either like if i had a partner i just kind of want to do it soon because i just know it he fears my fingers oh yeah tom i tom wants me to do butt stuff to him and i'm i'm not just sorry like he wants me to eat his scrum yeah and i'm like i'm not going to put myself on it my butthole is an unsavory situation it is why but do you have diarrhea a lot i have anal leakage yeah yeah i would not eat his no no no no yeah yeah no it's always crying always like weeping weeping yeah um but um what about your mom's house and oh i wear my mom's app podcast for moms if you guys want to listen to that a lot of dudes listen to it which is really funny yeah you know i've said this before i'm going to say this again i um one time i saw you i snuck in i've said this before i snuck into the ice house annex you weren't you didn't know i was there i love the ice house i hope and uh you were up doing an hour and i was gonna just come see maybe a minute of it and um i was in there for 30 minutes watching you wow out of the whole hour because i had to do another show next door oh okay okay in fact i think i missed my spot next door oh stop i really did you're very complimentary and i i remember watching watching you and thinking holy [ __ ] she's better than me no no but that's what came to my head stop you're right you're no i'm not kidding you would you [ __ ] let me [ __ ] say [ __ ] you ripped me apart for the last hour and a half right i want to build you up i don't want it i can't take it but no i was watching you and i literally went you know um wow she's [ __ ] good thank you and um and then what happened after that was you know your husband tom was so nice to me on this tour that we did he did something so gracious i didn't even know him and then when i realized you guys were together i literally thought to myself wow what a power couple you're so sweet so you know i've always you know we talk fondly of you even though you know you ripped me apart for the last hour and a half something about you guys that i don't feel is my universal feeling towards comics yes you guys feel like real people yeah when i'm around bobby or if i'm in a comedy store things don't feel real it's like some it's like you enter a different dimension of really strange characters yeah you guys have been the most grounded um real feeling people i've met yeah around him yeah i think we got lucky like that we found each other i was just thinking uh about that like what if i'd you know when you like i've been having dreams that i'm married to my past boyfriends lately like me too really oh my god really just during core yeah just during the course yeah weird right it's super weird and yeah last night i dreamt i was being courted by one of this i've been getting those what is that anyways i mean i i'm just so thankful that i made the turn with tom and just went down that path versus like this other guy in college because it's just that simple like who you mary is the most important decision of your life and you don't even realize it at the time yeah you know do you think that two people getting actually married is important you mean are you asking me if marriage is important yeah i personally yeah and i was so anti-marriage for so long and then i did it and i was like here's here's why it's important okay okay you don't get to choose your family the person you marry is the one person you chose as family and when you make it legal like that's your right or die bro something does shift where you can't you can't just walk away not that you would when you're not married but i'm saying like there is something bonding to that of like dude we're in it bro because we've both been kind of anti for most of our lives but then i'm thinking maybe there's something to it that we're just not aware of that you know forms that deeper connection it it is because you make that person family by law and now you're like at least for someone like me who i didn't come from a great family and now i'm married until the saguaros who i love so much it's been like the best my only regret in life is i didn't get married him sooner we dated for four years i should have just married the guy the first [ __ ] minute i met him and had kids sooner and done it all yeah because i just love it and i love him now you're gonna make me cry bobby talking about my husband that's the nicest thing i've ever heard don't look at me like that george just got married you did congratulate last week oh my gosh i mean how did it go down during the oh you don't have a mic you can't tell me well congratulations yeah you're the producer shut the [ __ ] up that's so awesome congrats anyway so are we going to have them anywho are we having the marriage congratulations to everyone in the room thank you for listening to another episode of tiger belly you're one of our favorite guests of all time give her a round of applause thank you thank you so much guys hello sleepers what an episode for all things christina p go to her instagram at the christina p and youtube at your mom's house this week on tiger belly patreon we will either be releasing a fresh new vlog or an interview with the one and only jules the only way to find out what we put out first is by going to patreon.com tiger bell and that's not being sneaky we just don't know yet uh we're we're working on both of them that's how we operate here at tiger belly are things planned here people always ask no they're not we just figured it out on the day of so thanks guys george who are our sponsors that we want to thank and thank you our sponsors manscape tushy and native make playing with your balls the best part of your day that's why you made me read this part yeah get 20 off and free shipping with the code slept20 at manscape.com join millions of happy hello tushy customers right now and have a clean 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Id: ePPDBb5NmAw

Length: 84min 46sec (5086 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 06 2020

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[u/cumbucket9]

didn't listen but enjoyed mommy tinas milkers in the thumbnail for a few minutes