Jim Norton & Sam Roberts: Adam Friedland & Nick Mullen

and nick made one of the most legendary websites of all it did when they added all of them i bought child porn.sexy no but it's it's better than that it's honestly it's the most brilliant thing you've ever done yeah i'm actually i'm mad at the fbi because i i had i bought the website and i like because the joke was i set it up and i popped down this picture of an old man and i set it up like a 1990s like like geocities website and was like this is dave's model train page and it's like like i'm a big fan of model trains if you're upset about the the url this was the only one that i could afford my friend mark gave it to me and now he's left the country and i have not spoken so please stop emailing me about the url this is just a model train website and then when it came up for renewal it was like right around when i was because i was happy with it i mean like you know as an artist that was in my portfolio yeah it was a great exhibit yeah yeah and and it was like it was the week it had to be renewed and the [ __ ] fbi was like coming to my house and stuff and calling me and it was for an unrelated thing but i'm like god damn it i gotta give that now i have to like explain to the fbi that it's what a the joke is right so there's other fbi matters and now you have to explain your art so i just didn't renew it and it lapsed and it was the end somebody else gobble it up uh now it's actually child pornography so yeah i was actually preventing pedophilia yeah and and spreading the word of of model trains yeah yeah yeah it was the only one it was never my intention yeah and that's the kind of stuff i want to do with the adam freeman yeah yeah mainstream stuff yeah eyebrow sort of yeah exactly geopolitical we'll just have simon pegg sitting right there he's still aghast from being called semen pig for 30 minutes and then we cut to the child pornography well how great would it be if you were like the question was like do you like model trains yeah and they were like yeah i guess i like model training yeah i guess maybe it's like he's back here it's like simon peterson so half more tattoos are all more tried thomas here people said i wasn't tough enough so i got a tattoo thomas the tank and you know that's a badass are you guys gonna do because like uh come down was like exclusively patreon right no no we had the the regular the rss feed is still the same we're still like migrating everything over but uh uh there's free episodes and then free episodes weekly and then the bonus episode we still don't really know what the model is going to be i mean like with the video we'll like we're going to just keep the audio schedule for the time being any kind of additional video content as we figure out like what the show will look like or how we're going to do it or how we want to shoot it we'll probably put that on the patreon the thing with patreon and any kind of internet content is like like in terms of like protecting your your intellectual property it's like not even [ __ ] worth it you know unless you're like disney or something um so like probably we'll we'll just make the tv show free and then maybe the audio i gotta ask like tim dillon what he does i think that's what he does yeah tim dillon just has his regular show on youtube and then the patreon is for like audio oh so there is no like audio feed except on patreon yeah yeah i mean for the most part it's like you know you have to i you don't really you know like you can't really get metrics on why people actually subscribe to stuff on patreon like we've seen like a large increase this month really and but it's not based on like you know it's just probably based on adam yeah people are like they're like they're freaking they want to they want to support the show so they they only had three friends and now they're down to two and they're like if if i lose the the gay jewish guy i'm i'm [ __ ] yeah we gotta double down we have we have to support his dreams yeah yeah i mean the dream is yeah to like make enough money that you can you have the budget of like a real tv show so that we can go do like remotes or like you know like really produce something and be like yeah let's spend a hundred thousand dollars this week on on this segment yeah exactly right right fly to thailand and interview expats mm-hmm yeah yeah interview guys with model train websites [Laughter] it would be great if you get to that place where you just have obscene money and you could just start doing things for shits and giggles just like yeah nonsense yeah yeah because i mean it's so expensive to even make like a regular tv show right you know but to yeah do wild stuff it costs you know yeah you need like a huge bankroll yeah yeah i mean you could do the t if you did the tv show out of the dojo it would be less expensive but it's like the cat would piss all over the camera yeah you want to change locations for this new venture yeah yeah yeah plus if you had cameras all over your floor where are you going to sleep well that's the thing i don't i don't want to like i feel like so many like uh podcasts i had a video element and it's just like you know even joe rogan makes a hundred million dollars and then it's like unveiling the new austin studio and it's like your garage they're just a sign up there's like a bass guitar on like a [ __ ] wood paneled wall yeah it's still just like a tiny room yeah so yeah we want to do something like if we can yeah let's see and to be clear that is shots fired at rogan yeah everybody's trying to get on rogan we're going to leapfrog him no yeah you're going to be a bigger show we're going to take his spot because adam friedland is going to be a bigger name than joe rogan how have you not done a show what joker because i just say stuff like this i do stuff like that because i'll go on i'll be like [ __ ] you no i'm sorry but [ __ ] you you know yeah i can't help myself i'd ask him if he'd been called semen pig and then he'd be like what are you talking about i'm like i did this thing there was like thomas the tank engine tattooed you know i don't know don't worry about it right yeah yeah do you feel like you self sabotage and people are like why i don't like that you did that and you're like well i didn't know i don't think so really he does that he's actually interested in people he seems like he's saying he's a she's a shot taker listen we had we had bam margera on and then this that's when this guy comes alive when he sees like blood in the water with a he attacks bam he's a distressed celebrity he just bullied bam margera until he had like a tmz meltdown it wasn't my fault he relapsed he relapsed not because of me but he did end up on tmz the next night what did you say to him that kind of this people's excited about bernie he's like i don't know what that is yeah because i'm not into [ __ ] politics man yeah what else did i ask what did he get mad or i was like i was like what's the worst you've ever hurt your penis you know i asked good questions i don't know it wasn't bullying what did you say but the bernie question feels a little bullying yeah yeah why because you probably knew he wasn't into politics and you were like oh he's got it you're so stupid we need ban margeras if if we're going to make it happen we need bands yeah is that what you were thinking like we're trying to do a more political thing yeah we need the bamboo jericho the left is so like grad school elitist you know we need like the guys who hurt their penis on you know on tv right what was his answer for what the worst damage to his dick what was his answer he just listed all the capitals of the world that's all i remember yeah i'm not even kidding he did he's like yeah i know all of them dude [ __ ] name country i'll fly i'll tell you capitol right now and he's he was talking about and then they were all wrong too yeah like ethiopia be like [ __ ] denver nailed it yeah that's it yeah he was also talking about his his wife's uh like vagina piercings and she was sitting there and kind of uncomfortable yeah she was there and i think that someone's kid was there his kid oh he's a child yeah yeah but then he bullied him in front of his kid i didn't bully him i don't know what i i just did because i had heard yeah broadcaster you know i'm just getting the the i'm getting the juice out of it yeah at the end of the day adam is the guy that will go up to simon pegg and ask him to be on the podcast you know what i mean that's why that's why he's in the chair yeah yeah yeah yeah well i'll just be like there's simon pig right what if we said something to him i'm gonna go home and buy more child pornography websites you go talk to him you're not afraid to take a chance basically you're not afraid to to fail like you'll hold up a sign in front of that very generous interpretation he's not afraid of rejection yeah right you know oh i'm terrified of it you are i want everyone to love me dude really yeah doesn't everyone i mean i guess i mean everyone feels like they're a bad person you don't think he's afraid of everything he's sort of an inverse confidence bad person this is a guy that routinely soils himself you soil yourself [ __ ] he shits himself yeah yeah like once you go to the bathroom once every two years he brought he has his baby once yeah his girlfriend gave him you guys my girlfriend got baby wipes because i have a diarrhea right now but then i didn't want to take this out of my back beautiful beautiful 23 year old woman too that just is like buying baby wipes for her she's actually 24. for her 45 year old boyfriend that has a diarrhea and needs baby wipes well i'm i i have love in my life and i don't want to like diarrhea too i don't want to die but can you can you imagine that level of confidence to ask your child bride no i didn't go buy you baby wipes because you might have die already on the radio yeah that's what i have i can't imagine like at his age she told me before i left she's like just put those in your backpack that's incredible like to have a 20 a beautiful 24 year old be like i know you're gonna go do a radio show and you have diarrhea yeah on your media tour right i don't want you to diarrhea in your pants on your media tour yeah yeah so here's some wet wipes women love to take care of you that's what women love to do they like they like the caretaker i love it i don't tell my wife if i have diarrhea really i feel like she'll think less of me oh well i'm a jew like i'm always talking about going to the bathroom that makes me wonder you know what i'm tired of i'm going to take a shot right now people with crohn's disease need to chill out do you think so i keep i saw like a like a bus ad that's like we're gonna we're gonna make it yeah we're gonna we have crohn's disease but we're gonna make it and they act like they're [ __ ] like iraq war veterans like bro you have diarrhea what is the cut off from diarrhea where now you have crohn's disease right and we get a march you get a special license plate we get a ribbon yeah there's a ribbon now for having [ __ ] diarrhea right like that's one of those problems that like i get you have to deal with it because it's your problem yeah but that's not a public right exactly if you're a diarrhea you can't tell me he doesn't have crohn's disease he could easily claim him but he's just a guy living his life [ __ ] his pants and going around with baby wipes not all the time what food does it there's got to be something to eat that makes you probably but i probably i probably should do some sort of elimination diet but i have no discipline do they have oleane in them those chips but they put olene in chips for a long time oh yeah [ __ ] yeah the wow chips the wow oh yeah they're called anal leakage that's right so you you do your diarrhea in your in your pants about two times a year no every 18 months i have a i have like a sign in my apartment like when i have a manic episode crapped pants when i have a manic episode he shits himself and we go around and i'm screaming pulling my hair out oh you're going to make it like that like i'm being a drama queen right no attention no i'm saying we're synced up we got that's why we're good business partners people are like who's that mentally ill guy and they're like wait never mind this guy's covered one is falling apart mentally yeah the other is covered in human [ __ ] yeah yeah together we form one regular homeless guy right yeah i have to say one of the one of the low points in my life was we were we did two episodes uh on mondays was when stop was doing the show and between the first and second episode stop was was in the toilet and i felt something wrong and i i crept i cried my pants and then backstory to that too is amazing because he shows up and he's got these like he's like gossamer white people no they weren't i got linen pants you guys look at these girlfriends and he shows up he shows up and he's doing this like humble brag thing he's like i had to check the weather report to make sure it's not going to rain today because i don't want everyone to see my penis if my pants gets everyone's going to see my just fantasizing about people looking at his penis on the street and then he shits himself and ruins his white pants but i'm telling you this is this is my emperor new clothes parable yeah this is karma right he just shits himself and then he's like i guess i [ __ ] myself he doesn't care at all oh nick you don't care he doesn't care no that's so gross he pretends to care so he can seem human right but if he really cared he wouldn't keep [ __ ] himself he went home and bragged to his girlfriend and he [ __ ] the panty bar she sucked his dick and bought him baby wipes oh my god first of all you got to keep not what happened and you're lying on my ass in on this fine program in front of i believe i'm building you up dude this is a creative choice i'm telling you and then i i went i shot i went to go shower in after i had the accident and then nick nick hit record and then i came out of the bathroom and i audio verite i did the episode and i have to say for me in the last probably 10 years of my life it was one of the lowest points i mean i've demeaned myself on the internet for money for the last six years and that really it really like i went home and i cried you did you cried that went beyond just like normal show [ __ ] because you had actually really [ __ ] it was [ __ ] yeah it was actual [ __ ] yeah i felt like like i i did it in front of the entire school but yeah you know and like i i told my girlfriend i i i was like uh i came home and i was like she's like it's okay don't worry and i was like i wh why would anyone want to marry me that's a good question like what have i done he's like i think we need to have an open relationship i [ __ ] myself so i think now i need to [ __ ] with him no i feel like i like i crap my pants for the pleasure of uh uh like mentally slow people on the internet right i was like is this the point of my life you know it was did you guys mock him after it happened 100 like he was yeah but that was come town that's not the adam freedom that's not what you do anymore yeah that's kind of awful yeah look adam friedland show he shits himself on the air i immediately have a sign drop that says crohn's disease fundraiser and i'm like adam has made the brave choice to show what it's like to live in the pants of somebody until you've walked a mile in the pants of somebody with crohn's disease yeah full of [ __ ] yeah yeah when you can donate to the crohn's organization at patreon.com yeah and we want to plug one percent of every yeah yeah goes to crohn's and then uh 75 goes to the state of israel yeah yeah which a lot of overlap between the two yeah oh yeah that's perfect most of the crohn's is in israel yeah it's true when did you start to [ __ ] yourself in your life i guess as a baby yeah i was probably shooting but you didn't immediately that's when most people started at one point when you were supposed to stop did you continue i don't know uh it's just during puberty his [ __ ] grew before the rest of his body oh man that'll catch every time the gross bird started in his [ __ ] so people would like make fun of his small penis and he'd be like you should see my [ __ ] in the locker room they'd be like look at this guy i have a man's ass i have zero hair on my pubes this guy looks like a cat walking around with his [Laughter] give a [ __ ] to bed uh no no no so you're conscious when you [ __ ] yourself it's just like when you you feel a particularly bad part and then a little bit comes after yeah that's not that bad that's like sometimes it's more than a little bit right like sometimes you have to take a shower and they'll try never like pants these are the shards they're white pants sharding is i always thought that was i was i thought that was so funny the way that like it was actually i think it was a long camp philip seymour yes he's she sharted he's very funny in that movie and then that became like it just gave the world a pass if you [ __ ] yourself because it's like that was kind of the understanding in the past that yeah you thought you were going to fart i think most people are like well i'm going to i guess i'll [ __ ] myself it's time to have a massive crap stop's on the toilet so i guess i'll just [ __ ] my pants i are you done are you done are you done and then i was like oh no yeah he was on his phone and then he got up and he was like emergency he just yelled out emergency like a like a chinese immigrant and there's a fire [Music] and then i couldn't go camping with my girlfriend and now i'm allowed true now you're single now i'm single and he she thought i gave the chair away to another woman oh i bought you a new chair and mr schitz's pants has now got not only does he still have his girlfriend she's giving him baby wipes it's yeah it's that that yeah the the nurture instinct but also the supreme confidence to [ __ ] your pants in front of the world yeah there's just not it's not it's also like the confidence it is i think it's in this sort of the product of not being not eating healthy like an asiatic understanding of confidence where the stick breaks but the the blade of grass moves with the wind and i think it also like humanizes you to her i mean it can be very i don't think it has anything to do with how we feel about each other if you're not she's like that's when i knew i loved him yeah like if you're not in show business it can be very difficult when like you see your partner launching his own talk show he's going on an incredible media tour to do interviews about it and she's like oh my god like where do i fit in oh he's gonna diarrhea his pants if i don't give him these baby wipes i'm a part of this he makes the bread i buy the diapers that's right off yeah right did you ever wear diapers just in case no it's been a lifelong dream to be on the radio today did you ask simon begg that also it's a german sam decision this is something i've been dreaming about my entire life and i feel like it's going bad i didn't know that you [ __ ] your pants so much i don't know why you keep bringing it up you know also that you guys you've got your five dance on here you bring him yeah yeah yeah yeah he had a big diarrhea he's still got his little like [ __ ] beats pill blasting ska walks into my apartment with like a [ __ ] like a thank you chinese food bag he's like yeah you gotta can i use your trash can and i'm like what do you mean use my trash can what does that mean and he's gotta fight he's like well i [ __ ] myself on the way here i had to take my [ __ ] underwear off and i'm like don't bring that in my house what the [ __ ] is wrong with you and i gave him can i use your trash can like he wouldn't have said anything later in the day you're like why does it smell like ian fighting [ __ ] right [Music] [Laughter] troy told us yesterday that ian's [ __ ] smelled so bad yeah so you made the right call dude yeah you knew as the word mike racine has is just are his bad it's awful well he has a sausage-based diet yeah yeah he goes to different towns and he has to try the most italian food there yeah where'd you smell this [ __ ] he came to my apartment i thought he was bad but yeah me and me and mike yeah i brought him to we went to buffalo together we did a week in buffalo and then we drove back from buffalo a couple weeks ago and like right from driving back we met up with adam to do the the podcast and so he had been in my car for seven hours and i took he'd never been to fuddrucker so i took him to the phone oh yeah but i guess i paid for that later when he he took like three shits at my house all the way you know how sometimes the toilet's like how about we'll leave it just a bit yeah yeah yeah yeah the big buford no uh no that's checkers that's checkers yeah can we edit that out yeah that's really embarrassing yeah that's worse than the [ __ ] stuff yeah yeah not knowing that the big beauford is not a fud rucker sam what is their sandwich they just have burgers they have specialty burgers they'll do like an ostrich burger and elf burger have you ever been to fuddruckers yeah sure yeah i mean really oh yeah over the years yeah that's that is my dream [Laughter] just do a set while playing crazy taxi and eating a one-pound hamburger you ever have a a bowel movement that grossed out a significant other yeah of course the remnants of a lot of them that you left behind yeah yeah a little bit comes back and you just you don't feel like it's hanging on the toilet and [ __ ] reflushing which is the move you wait a minute it comes back up and you flush but yeah i didn't didn't you have one with this just the smell that you left in the bathroom was so bad oh my girlfriend couldn't brush her teeth she was like yeah she was like i was only almost late for work because your [ __ ] smell yeah that was like beating i was at a girl's house one time and i took a [ __ ] and it just it wasn't even like a particularly large [ __ ] but it just got placed sideways over the hole so it would flush and it would just like kind of like just bow like a bridge and then just come back up and i was like taking up pictures of it and sent like sending videos to my friends i'm like what do you do about it yes yeah i don't know how you would think that we've had toilets for 600 years that this would have been factored in but i guess i just got the physics just right right like i have to break it with you i had to do that once in a trailer when i was uh i was shooting something there you got a trailer where you step on it and it goes like you're the little oh yeah it sounds like a real flusher yeah and so i actually had to take my finger and push it down yeah yeah once in a while you have to do you got to use your hands i mean adam i think it's admirable you know like i'm in the position where like i'm so bashful that like i don't even like people to know like even i don't like if if my wife knows that i'm taking a [ __ ] on the toilet i'm like oh i wish you didn't know and you're over here like comfortable enough to [ __ ] your pants in front of your girlfriend yeah i think it's that's what i mean that's why it's alpha it's alpha that's supreme confidence and it's why he's the star of the adam franklin deserve the show no one's done anything like this before no it's brand new how did you meet your girlfriend uh just uh daycare yeah her parents were buying diapers for her i've always dreamed of being on the radio no uh just in a bar yeah through friends did you know who you already just walk up to no like is she a friend of a friend she's never listened to the show she doesn't have instagram she's just a like a normal good decent human being so like when you started to get to know her and stuff and i mean the first hurdle is probably like oh what's the name of your podcast and that's our immediately you have to go i think she'd heard the name but like the nice thing about when we met each other was like she wasn't you know i had to like like woo like most i ugh go ahead most girls like have sex with you immediately nowadays nice there's no like mystery struts there's no disgusting courtship now i mean that maybe that's i don't know but like yeah enough romance we would just kiss it was just so it was so sweet and nice and like innocent and like i had a big crush on her oh yeah i pursued her you said woo that was basically what you had to do which is how it should be right 100 these these these bastards these millennials they're just schmidt they're just [ __ ] each other immediately yeah it's too much and then doing math well millennials are all 40 years old [Laughter] we're all ancient yeah millennials like we're all i'm like yeah i would be a millennial there's like there's like it's funny because now there's like 15 different brands of dick pills marketed towards a millennial yeah and they're all still just viagra in cialis but yeah you know they're like [ __ ] cool guy pills you know they don't have the for people who remember y2k yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what happened to levitra that one went away there was three others no that's is that background i don't wanna do three bluetooth plugs added levitra yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah say house is the best of all of them it lasts the longest six hours makes your back hurt a little bit there's back pain that makes my ears hot really yeah nice hot ears the blue streaks with the [ __ ] viagra yeah yeah yeah where i actually gave you blue streaks in your vision oh really yeah you would get that sometimes that's what the movie was about martin lawrence yeah i hid my dick pills in the police department gina i took too many pills well look guys you gotta save some of this for the big show okay oh we we got that we we got more where we got it seriously we got costumes yeah for the first time we're gonna blow our budget on costumes seriously i'm getting a steve harvey suit well don't don't blow the load dude we want to wow them we want to woo the audience pretend it's your girlfriend i'm gonna have different looks we're gonna we're gonna uh one day one day that's more embarrassing than the poo poo party and maybe you'd get a smooch after the war but but now it's just [ __ ] this and [ __ ] that nick and i were when we first moved to new york we were both broke like in like losers we just like sit in dunkin donuts for like hours every day yeah uh because it was free to sit and uh there were these like three old timers you remember in the east village oh yeah like gargoyles of new york city and they're like clearly they've been going to dunkin donuts for 150 years right and that was like their entire just like tammany hall era old jewish guys there's one i mean a fishing vest on he's just stuffing the napkins napkins because you know that they don't charge they don't they have three yeah and he's just like putting it in like a tackle event and then yeah so the guy that was like stealing the napkins he's like talking to his his boys and he's like he's like you know i i don't even know what's going on in the society with the mass shootings he's like i'm we're probably all three of us going to die in a mass shooting most likely we're going to die in one of these men it's almost definitely going to happen yeah for sure for sure well look if you want to experience the adam friedland show i know that uh nick mullen is very excited about getting to executive produce this thing i'm super excited harbor this talent it's saving my life adam friedland you can go to uh uh patreon.com cometown for now for now for now if you want to get on board right now you go to patreon.comcomtown and i would say i mean you want to get on this ride now right this is the for the first time a talk show yes comes to the internet right like this is the future yeah yeah but here's this is unique we're doing morning show and late night show yeah you could do two days but yeah we're gonna find it's gonna just go yeah we'll just it'll go up late enough at night oh that it's still nighttime and then you just stretch into them and then it becomes morning we switch from whiskey to wine at like a.m i love that style who'da styled yeah yeah when it goes from wendy williams to huda wendy williams that was probably technically a late night show even for how [ __ ] like 11 o'clock in the morning yeah she's still up from the night before 100 yeah yeah well guys i mean best of luck i'm glad that you came in yes when is the first one when is the first one we're technically doing it now already so yeah the like come town just moved into this so it's kind of cool there's like a narrative we've built so we're like doing tests we're not yeah we're not on a fixed schedule because we are we are about to go sign this lease and then we got to get the set builders in there okay yeah i'm like waiting on like lenses and stuff and it's gonna be awesome yeah we got lenses from the ukraine oh good yeah guys sold us lenses so we could buy bullets yeah it's like should you be using these to document the supposed war crimes right russia is committing right against uh definitely not fascists it's the last 30 years we're pro kamala pro yeah we're really going both sides it's good it's good well you know what you gotta you gotta cast a wide net yeah that's the thing cast a wide net and it's going to be great appreciate you guys coming thanks for having us you had a lot of fun guys yeah again and we'll see you all tomorrow goodbye [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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Length: 33min 18sec (1998 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 26 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/BaggySpandex]

This was actually a good hour. For some reason SXM didn’t upload the first half with the Don Simpson stories.

[u/notaplebian]

IDK how I've never heard of Nick's fake model train website but that story had me fucking losing it

[u/Daftmac]

Nick looking like a quaalude dealer who just scored the big dirty. love to see him shine

[u/joshtothe]

Mullen’s got a new lease on life baby

[u/Flyers179]

Ngl I have difficulty listening to Jim and Sam cause it just makes me miss Opie and Anthony 😥

[u/mugiwarayaya]

Much better than his last appearance

[u/Sad-Blueberry-6725]

Why all the sudden guest spots? Was stav preventing them?

[u/melvingoldfarb]

Anyone know where to hear the actual full interview?