David Spade and The Rattlesnake | TigerBelly 258

[Laughter] start backwards you can start whenever you want [Laughter] all right [Music] [Music] [Laughter] i love them go start five four three two oh i'm in a good mood i'm in such a good mood today because i'm with my friends and family family already this is me starting but don't say your name don't don't talk from the rules don't talk until i i say your name okay so anyway what we got here is um a very beautiful situation we're doing our podcast here via um los angeles i don't know what the date is but last night i had massive diarrhea because i had um her niece jules who lives with me bad rudy some of you guys know her cook me at dinner and then last night all night long and it was like burning and the sl it was a sleepless night and kalila thinks that is from the um pink berry i got because i'm lactose tolerant intolerant but um i'm going to blame jules for it because she made me um bacon who eats bacon and eggs and kimchi for dinner but i guess filipinos do yeah it's classic yeah so that's what happened last night and but and then um i binge watched all of um spec love love on respect love on a spectrum oh [ __ ] man wait you finished i saw i saw all of it man it was what a great show what a funny show but that's not what today is all about today's not what's it about today's all about i'm going to say something okay about 20 years ago maybe 23 years ago it was a very long time ago um i was broke and i went i was um there was used to be a hamburger hamlet by the comedy store and it was during the day and i was at the hamburger hamlet and i see this next guest sit down with his agent i don't know who it was and i remember being like just being like like my you know how you you're a fan and you get tingles and then you get like you can't move you're ready so i couldn't even enjoy my hamburger i met him later he's a piece of [ __ ] but um but when i when i saw and so then i'll go i wonder if i'm a comic too i wonder if i'll ever meet the guy and then you know we became friends but um he was um i think part of the best generation of snl groups you know there was there was a couple of groups that were like huge and his group was like huge you know you know back back in the day you had the original aykroyd you know bill murray all those guys and then um but i think that this is that this his group is the second wave of snl that really i grew up with and um i was also he gave me one line in his movie the wrong miss i really appreciate it i really appreciate the one line and um talk during the year no no no no no no so i and and so he also has um a television program on the comedy central called lights out he's in a million movies um and i i love him so much he's also done love i was on love um everybody run rule applause for david spade everybody everyone's on the edge of their seat yeah david well yeah what's the matter no i'm doing good i was just thinking yeah we did we did do love we did do love we do scenes in love we didn't do no scenes i just came in i think the last season it was it was fun i thought that was a cool show yeah yeah very funny i'm sort of i was bummed i didn't get to do more of those i like that well that's how i actually the first conversation i think i ever had with you was at a love like wrap party you remember that that's where we met we were going up or down the stairs to that one place remember that it was that one lobby your parking spot yeah up and then you and you were right at her butt i remember oh yeah and bobby was like oh and in this party there was a couch that moved over and then you walked down some stairs like it was like a secretary was i without him no no you're with cool hollywood yeah cool hollywoods yeah cool cool hollywood you know who was oh who did i bring do you remember i don't know i don't i don't remember i don't know them uh i remember it in love but that's those days are over um what happened to your back did you know you had a show today what did you know you had this show today yeah why why why because my ubereats guy dressed better i know but i like these little flaps and then you got yeah yeah is it from the sandler collection why doesn't sandler have a clothing line he should have a clothing you really should for the regular guy yeah the regular millionaire yeah he kind of dresses homelessly right yeah yeah it's just charm this is charm um i'm somewhere in the middle i don't dress well you're dressed like a caddy i always thought if i i thought if i made money i would be wearing suits every day yeah as a kid that would mean because you know every ad a guy's got a suit on i don't know why i never did i don't know but i sort of just stopped here with the catty shirts yeah but this year it's good green's good on me no you do look good in korea i beat you to it but you were gonna maybe say something i keep looking at the camera yeah [Music] could i could i tell you something about rolex what'd you ask me oh no i was 80 000. i couldn't i can't hear because there's a plexi uh i'm kidding yeah go ahead but i um i have to say because i've met many people from your generation mm-hmm on snl are we that far apart big generation anywhere from 20 to 100. i know no idea i know you're a tad a couple years maybe older i'm way oh yeah i'm older than you no no no no that's not what i'm saying what i'm saying is that um i it and people talk about this um people have said this to me before but there's something there isn't you know this hollywood thing that you do you're just a really just kind of a nice guy have you always been like that hopefully uh from my mom but hopefully because i've always had you know those hard jobs and grew up without money so as a valet i was a busboy i was a dishwasher so those are the kind of things i relate to more in life and i think the people that do those i relate i i relate to having the rich people coming to be [ __ ] or just ignoring whatever yeah so i'd rather no one would ever think you'd be successful in any way when you're doing that you don't think well if i ever get money because there would be no chance i would yeah so suddenly when you're in that position a little bit where they know you or you're just being someone in their world just don't make their life any shittier it's already hard every job i had i hated everybody i came in i'm like please don't make it harder so if you tip a little extra just nice to him just be normal and then just something off their plate they have to worry about so if you do that a long time that that does pay off a long time as far as just overall general reputation and um it's part my mom today i was at lunch and then i sat alone on like a five top it was like a patio but no one was there yeah so i put my hat down yeah to claim it and then i come back and there's a and then there's like regular booths a little smaller but there was five people with a baby yeah and i was gonna give it my booth yeah but did you oh uh i should have yeah yeah yeah yeah no but i said you guys want to switch and uh they did they were nice so in my head of course that was my mom we met if i didn't do that but in my head then i think oh if they ever in their life they see you once their life then they go oh it was a nice yeah experience you weren't being an a whatever but you're not purple like you're not you're just doing it you don't right i didn't do that out of anything yeah you just do it what you're supposed to so yeah yeah obviously you have more people said here i just i didn't know anyone's coming in here but um i i did something the other day that i thought you would laugh at i was thinking the way up here oh so well we can talk about the wrong messy because that's funny i see is so funny because how fun it was that you were there yeah i was so mad first of all i didn't hire you i just said bobby lee's great i saw you in it i got oh bobby that's great i wouldn't have given you one line now it worked out didn't it work out because of the rifle it really yes yes jump on don't jump ahead don't jump i don't you're giving me the don't jump ahead i'll just say bobby lee was in the wrong missy yeah i got a few people remember it [Laughter] and thank you i remember doing it because i was sort of the straight man in it yeah and so we were in hawaii and everything was great but it's movie still a grind no one would even believe you that when you're doing anything at 5am every day yeah you don't know if anyone's gonna watch it you just go [ __ ] man i just took another job you know i hope to god i anybody sees it but you're doing it out of sequence lauren's in it lauren's being funny every day and i'm thinking if this [ __ ] is funny like i think she's pretty funny but i don't know we laugh and then i think everyone's like you in that stupid movie i'm like we were so funny because i've done so many where we think it's there's a couple there's a couple we think are funny we do it and it doesn't work there's some i do and i know it's not funny when i do it it just loses something from when you read the script to when they do a rewrite to when you're on the set they make it from an r-rated movie to a pg it's already less funny then they cast somebody weird and then the editing you just it just deteriorates so sometimes you don't really go out to do a movie doesn't work but it can happen along the way so that one was more low expectation and i didn't know lauren but i saw her audition tape and i'm like she's great like everybody liked her and she comes out and she's scoring so hard and they're giving her so many takes like do a little drunker do a little sexier do a little meaner and she just like has three seconds killing i go rolling and then he has to think okay he has a new way to do it make up whatever you want that kind of thing so the really the heavy lifting was on her and i was just sort of reacting which is fun too it's not fun 100 takes but it's fine what is she doing that's so crazy so uh but then when we had you there it's always fun when someone comes in that you know because we're all always there yeah and sandler was there that day and sandler's kids were there yeah yeah and you and they went from the kids scene over to you yeah yeah yeah and uh and when you it well um did you ever talk about it on here that yeah well i have a little bit but so what happened was um i don't know what happened but well no in the beginning it was because i flew in i went and saw nick remember i went to see nick on set just say hello yeah i don't i don't think he remembered that i was there yeah it was it was early and there was something else going on there was a haze let's just say that yeah you know i mean makes sense yeah one eye went in this way and the other was like yeah yeah yeah and so then and then i um saw you and then i saw lauren at the hotel and she was super sick did you know her no but she just walked i was sitting on the curb and she just walked up to me and she goes i'm lauren your bobby let's be friends that kind of thing you know i mean so i was like oh i like this girl and then um so i show up nice to everyone yeah yeah but sandler has a thing where um i i i just get a little intimidated i would do i could see that when you were there because he first he has kids we walk through the kids to get to you so it's all sort of together in one scene yeah she's screaming at sandler's kids [ __ ] you it's hysterical and i'm like why isn't she worried about this because sam was down the set at the beginning that was it but he's over there with his coffee by video village and i'm like she's yelling at his kids bobby's next and then he would run in like a way to do it or notes or something and it just upped the pressure yeah because i know because you were okay now the scene is i'm a hotel guy right clerk so david is in front of me so i know david right and he i i know him as we've had dinners i know him as a kind gentle guy so i'm looking at him and then after the first take i could see in my peripheral just adam coming to me right and he comes up with a note that you know i think it was more like um either i don't believe it you know your hotel clerk i don't believe yeah i don't believe what you're saying you know what i mean and you know it's like a journal they do it real horrible then he's walking away and you're like yeah what is that yeah and i and you could tell that i'm spinning yeah right and so i do it again which unfortunately made it even more hysterical because it was too great your misery was so shot to the roof that me and lauren were like oh my god this is so awkward that he has to do it and he's and then he flubbed it again and they're like then every time we start giggling going we got to shut up because yeah this poor [ __ ] guy he's right here and you know 80 people in the set waiting and he's like welcome morris to the uh aulani connie and i caught what i'm like what the [ __ ] was that just trying to make it worse for you yeah and we'd all like i said they're playing into it too yeah because we think it's so they think it's so funny but then it's like as time goes on oh it gets less i'm you know no i'm also kind of dying inside yeah because i'm like i think i did it the right that time and then they said do it again and you're like i have no idea how to do it differently yeah yeah and so but then it got to the point where i would look at you and you would like go you're doing fine like you would whisper things to me you know that which was really kind of i was trying to be nicer to calm you down you had to calm me down because it's two after a while it's too rough i'm like you don't want to be in this position it's funny for all but then remember when uh chris and sarah chalk would walk in yeah start laughing before they even got in and i'm like if he gets it just once and we'd be in the scene we'd hear you behind us and we'd all start going [Laughter] and then we see sand like around the corner i go no sickening but then when did you do the one where where i was checking out was it the same day it was the same day yeah that went better i did love when you [ __ ] whatever yeah yeah but that was out of frustration but um oh that's right wataski was there what taos gave was that yeah yeah sarah shock watowski so i knew i've worked with wataoski minnie you know on love yeah knew where sarah's sweet sweet girl but what happened was um i went to the hotel had dinner and i got you know a serious series regular but a reoccurring on magnum where you going oh he's heading out he's done he's there yeah yeah that story made me think of [Laughter] what happened to your back is your back okay it's [ __ ] up what happened and then i had to drive i went to malibu today and then i drove back and then i i was like switched cars that's why i do some time i have two cars they're both crummy one's a 95 one's a 2010. but i just switched because it's better my back to switch mix it up so then i had to get back over the hill i go all right bobby lives in the [ __ ] shitty area so just thinking to myself i was like oh i have to go to that crummy how am i going to walk through this should i drink before during or i'm improving yeah and back to the wrong message yeah yeah yeah you we went to dinner at nobu or something i think me and you and chris went to strip strip steak you took me to strip sticks that's all when we go to hawaii that's the only place he takes me now it's so good so in love with strip sticks yeah michael mina yeah michael damn it's good yeah and we okay go ahead no but i just after that we never did nobu in hawaii who was the guy from hawaii five who came to our table alex i don't know i wasn't so you weren't there i wasn't there no that's how i thought it happened no i'm on magnum pi not hawaii five oh that's probably why because i was thinking because they had the booth nexus this kid on that show and his producer and then they came and talked to us and i thought oh i was with bobby and that's how you got i didn't know you know that hotel that we stay in yeah what is that hotel called um alohalani aloha and close yeah and like to buy a vowel and there's a what's that restaurant in connected to it bobby the oh the more morimoto i don't say bobby is it the one in the hotel yeah it's not a great restaurant a good view yeah i like that one though so i was sitting at the bar there and i i think i had wonton soup or something and um and there was a chinese guys an asian guy sat next to me just some young guy and i and he said he was that what you ate some young guy [Laughter] he just was staring at me and i go oh what's up and he goes um hey i'm a writer and producer on magnum piano i'm a huge fan can i write you a part whoa and i go yeah i needed that because let me tell you something i'm on the wrong missing i'm on the wrong way no but dude that saved me so you flew back and did a couple right four and in this season they're gonna they've already right written if they would do another season and they're picked up but we don't know because of the pandemic but they've already written three you know that's a show like they never stopped doing right yeah and it's just that's a gift but i want to ask you a question and the question is why is it when you have dinner with david spade and you show up at the restaurant yeah you or had already ordered everything on the menu and it's sitting on the table god that's suit that's too much exactly what i do it's so polite anyone hears that they go i know because i the real story is yeah i don't drink until i eat and a lot of my friends like to drink for a while then eat i have to eat first and then i can drink ah so i'll [ __ ] block out so i want to get the [ __ ] going so i go give me some food in me and then i can start drinking and my other buddies like take your time like they think the food is the end right right and then they just go home yeah they stall i eat and then i want to hang out in [ __ ] and when you i think chris came yeah but they knew me by then so right when i walk in they're like here's your tuna tartare that tuna i think that was one of them real good beats out oh god they were [ __ ] killing me i want to go back but there's a quarantino i know man i go i'm good man i don't got anything hey guys we're gonna take a quick break to talk about one of our favorite sponsors on this podcast for hims.com for hims.com man it's about men's health and men's wellness um you know if you have hair loss ed you know ed is extra deficiencies erectile dysfunction in your penis though yeah penis problems penis problems they start losing their hair do you guys know at the age of 35 oh that's you george that's you george right so guys like you george right needs to go to beforehands.com george does it seem like you're moving ahead in life but your hairline is moving backward yeah all of those things maybe your dad had to settle for hair loss george thanks to hims you don't 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of doing their own thing but you're you were able to acclimate yourself right and and become amongst the group yeah right which is i think um like i said before you know you're just inherently nice you know and it's not it's not as if you're you have an agenda or anything like that you just you just you just do that and i just find that interesting because i think you know that's why you're always relevant well thank you that i think growing up doing stand-up hope like when you know a seinfeld or a big act would come into town i was in arizona if you're open middle on the road or you're a headliner it was all sort of like not the same but everyone would just [ __ ] and so whenever you're on the road you're like hey i just work with this guy who is your middle oh it's good and everyone sort of knew each other over the years that everyone and you just realize you're all in the same racket now but there's like a fraternity club to that that you just sort of with comics i start liking them until proven otherwise so i'll just say hey man hey man until someone rubs me wrong or they don't like me or whatever but overall i just get a lot you know i will start by being cool because when i was on the way up people were pretty cool and you just wanted them to hey you know like tell me about being a headliner or ask questions about [ __ ] so it's fun because usually everyone you talk to you start bullshitting about some comic you worked with or do you know this guy and you know some of their jokes you talk about to repeat every one of those jokes it's fun i like that so i like the comedy world so adam brought me into the comedy store because i saw him she goes you should do sets here i never did a set there because i auditioned when i before snl and i didn't get it over with mitzi i just was 20. mitzi and mitsy said now louis anderson got me in cut the tape what happened louie got me in he just knew schneider or something i knew i knew robin he got me on audition and she and he walked out the sidewalk right there on sunset i'm like so nervous yeah she didn't like you god damn and i thought i did good funny boys got me in at the improv which is comedy team and they said they told me to start getting spots so i said okay so anyway that's how it started but i never went back to the comedy store because of that yeah you know i steve harvey one time i saw him walk in because he was doing like fat tuesday which was a you know it was called fat tuesday yeah fat tuesday it was on tuesday nights and it was um and there's i'm going to say this word and i don't want to get in trouble for it but this is what they call it no it was called urban comedy night whoa that's what it was called i can't believe you said that it was chocolate sundae exactly [Laughter] is it the belly room it was no it was in the main room so you know cedric and all these guys so i remember steve harvey came walked in to the building and he spit on the wall down the hall i'm not kidding you down the hallway he goes [ __ ] this [ __ ] club [ __ ] mitzi shore try to audition for this [ __ ] [ __ ] so people have you know when mitsy ran it this resentment i was at a i've said this before i was sat next to mitzi during a showcase and this guy came out he was killing right and a minute in she goes lighter he doesn't have it he doesn't and i go um mitzi that's louis ck has his hbo special he was just doing like a gun spot no he was showcasing oh and she she looks at me she goes he doesn't have it oh boy i go he doesn't have what no talent yes you know what i mean i mean it was i know no matter what you say about me you gotta say he writes good job he's so he was so funny that night but mitzi is just um i never met her i never saw her in my life yeah he was in the back maybe or whatever that was maybe pitch black [ __ ] dirty comedy store yeah which it might get a good scrubbing while they're out while you're in there let's get the scrubbing bubbles in there and uh really give it a but do you like the club i do like it because i never really out of resentment i didn't know anyone i didn't know how to get spots and i just said [ __ ] i wish i had a place to practice and then i met adam through whatever and then he goes wrong should come down i don't know so i went down and he goes i'll give you a spot whatever so i walk he goes just come in whatever so i went in one and he was just go next and then i came in a week later he goes just go next and then i go oh i don't want to bump then i was turning into bumping i go uh i'll just tell you ahead and you're just throwing me on the lineup and then i don't want to be one of these guys so uh because you're one of those people that like because we had the same old [ __ ] before adam because i've been there since 1995. oh really oh yeah i was a doorman i did the whole [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay yeah so it's like when i'd seen the same axe for 15 years she never invited new people in right he put together a good squad oh my god he brought those lineups are taking a break those lineups are probably your chair like whenever you sit on it it just starts to spin yeah you want a green one no okay this looks pretty good i'm gonna try to jam it so it doesn't keep spinning yeah yeah whatever you don't care yeah uh back to this can you hear me now yeah yeah yeah yeah what are you doing george these are doing it yeah those lineups are insane when does this chair need to be back in the [ __ ] attic when does it need to be back on the [ __ ] streets is that ikea no i've been bitten by 30 fire ants living in the back of foam they've got cats so i will say the lineups but bobby lee is very funny and bobby lee is the is a fan favorite of all the comedians and very tough to get close to bobby lee though we are friends but he does this plexiglas is an analogy [Laughter] what you put up wait wait wait wait let me yes number one okay how i agree i fully agree okay i just want to say defend myself real quick okay that's me backing up right um that you know whenever you text i respond that's yeah that's true okay and that's am i everyone's gonna say that's not true but there's a couple times when you didn't and then you go i don't text or call people back i go hmm that's a great policy and then well yeah yeah and um who's worse me or oliver hudson oh yeah he's gross i mean yeah he's bad yeah he's pretty bad in fact he texted me today i'll show you what he texted me and i that did not respond because i know that he wouldn't respond to my text but his is uh oliver hudson today at 2 44. i need you on daddy issues oh that's his oh his show yeah his show his other show yes oh he has a show called daddy issues yeah with joe buck oh i thought he had literal daddy i'm not [ __ ] kidding you oh that's why the show is called that i did it you did daddy issues he jumped the line in front of you is it through zoom or did you everybody anyone wants to do a podcast i go i got to do bobby lee first it's only fair yeah yeah yeah you got to go through the system so i want to get back to why you think it's tough to get close well there's a certain guard up to not be now the covert thing is like a [ __ ] gift for him because now he can't go to dinner because he can't leave the house so i've asked him to go dinner and then i gave up because i'll go i got adam eager and i got you know theo or tim doan i go you want to cruise and i just stop because the answer will be no if there's an answer and or he goes i don't do that i don't do that what eat go to dinner out yeah yeah but i will see you at the store so if there's a reason this or the store stop stop there i'll have i'll say one okay okay you're not wrong i think he likes to exist in people's lives in bursts so he wants to i'll take anything i get he'll he'll he'll give you himself in bursts of an hour every two weeks and but he has this fear that any longer than an hour you're going to stop liking him i get it i get that a little bit am i right or wrong oh um heavy man okay no here's the all right you know who there's this black uh black guy i know oh my god why did you have an aneurysm right now you know because i just don't want to get cancelled i i'm just trying to figure out how to say it yeah there you go you said two things and it's [ __ ] over i know what oh yeah yeah and david's paid laugh i don't want to be the guy i'm not go ahead you hate it so i know a guy named aj jamal yeah all right okay he used to be on he had he did one season on in living color okay wait hang on is the fact that he was black important or relevant to the story oh god helping with the canceling yeah yeah no okay your camera maybe you want us to picture him you know that yeah yeah you know aj jamal okay so this has to do with mitzi so um when i first moved to los angeles i was a doorman and so i was a doorman at the la jolla comedy store and paulie goes dude you should door up here brah so i go you have no money but okay so i saved up like a couple hundred bucks i took my truck up there and i moved up there you know i had a [ __ ] pillowcase full of clothing no money i show up and then i'm now working the door you have an act i i i know i have like five minutes okay yeah i like five minutes all doormen have an act yeah okay and so i see mitzi walk in one day she goes oh you're that chinese guy from la hoya i go yeah and i'm getting cancer yeah yeah and then um after the brief conversation she just walks away and aj jamal pulls me inside and goes yo ma yo i don't do an impression yeah so that's my bad it's just do it it might be am i being dumb yeah so he goes hey man don't have a conversation with her longer than five minutes i go why because she's gonna reveal things about yourself that you're not gonna like and also you might be able to you might say something that's going to forever damage the relationship right so i only did five minute pockets with mitzi right and i think i use that for some reason that approach to just people in general because i um because i have defense mechanisms but you know you don't know this but right i probably have had more dinners with you than most people yeah and i know you're we've had only dinner three to four times right but that's way more than anyone else you're right you don't break bread with anybody i don't break bread bread and also how much how how how highly do i talk about him yeah you are nice but i see at the store and you're out there uh in the hallway so we get to shoot the [ __ ] there yeah but i also want listen the pandemic like that last one listen the last one you called me about is that you had theo coming over for dinner for the fights i think or the fights or something right oh yeah and um you know we you know this is understandable but if it wasn't because i'm a huge ufc fan and if it wasn't before the pandemic yeah i mean i would have 100 because i could i the joy of hanging out with you and theo right right and watching the fights would have been [ __ ] amazing it's fun yeah and so when in 2021 if we're both alive and they find a vaccine right that i would you know what i'll harass you well it's funny because we don't go to store anymore so it's fun to go [ __ ] at dinner so yeah we have a drink or two doesn't drink yeah just sit there and [ __ ] watch the fight make fun of it make fun of anything and he's [ __ ] funny he's like i knew this kid that had a really big ribs i've heard that one [ __ ] all night it's always funny yeah it makes me [ __ ] crackers he's such a funny guy and then tim dillon's like you know why you should be in jail and i'm like you know he has a lot to say which is hilarious yeah yeah i don't even know him that well i just started to and uh yeah when i was in palm springs i went over his place he's got a cool place down there and just shot the [ __ ] just for fun you know just fun to [ __ ] why not because everyone i like is smart funny comics so that's who i gravitate to so those people are fun to [ __ ] with and they're usually along my lines i see the scars sometimes i see uh uh well whoever i've already said but you know i know a lot of people yeah just from recently or they were on my show the show was canceled by the way do you know that i didn't know it's nice she didn't say something but it is no no but it isn't just comedy i thought because comedy center was done yeah yeah so it's like i didn't want to like no it was nice you sort of uh no but but just let me defend myself again is is that i when when i found out that conversation was done it was the same about a time when i found out that your show wasn't happening anymore or whatever yeah and so i thought it was all a part of the same umbrella you mean so it's instead of like texting you and aquafina you know what i mean yeah oh sorry about your show it just i thought the network did it it was sort of spoon fed to me that way well it was it was kind of like it's coming from viacom not comedy central because comedy center i think wanted to go out and shop it and try to sell it and what an odd situation to that's where i'm getting let go but they so there was something a little shenanigan some monkey business going on i didn't know exactly was going but i just knew listen if it's done it's done it's a little jarring because it was going pretty well we have a good time and then we went into the sort of a bunker version like this and did it for a while and it was uh fun but it's gonna a version of that will land somewhere soon well you there's because i watch your instagram feed yeah and i love that you know i always watch every video that you have on there thank you and i just think that that's the wheelhouse i mean you're a great actor but i think you can i like that and you know i popped you a like about a year ago did you get that remember you were doing cartwheels around the house yeah when you found out yeah but um i used are you mad because i never did that show no you did something for us yeah i sent a video but you sent a video sitting in but me and santino did your pilot oh yeah yeah that helps no and we bomb remember we thought we you have to understand we thought we ruined your that show yeah but i'm at least smart enough to know it was sort of a weird night and yeah yeah but i know it didn't bother me i was like bring him on again it's gonna be a thousand percent difference yeah but we went to our cars and we literally almost cried yeah i know it's so good yeah yeah but i would never hold that against you and everyone in the room was like yeah tough night tough crowd practice shows whatever oh esther was on the same yesterday oh she was yeah yeah it was and she killed it yeah that's good she got good laughs i don't remember but i do know we'd always test shows and i met a lot of funny people and everyone usually would come there and bring something it's a hard show to do actually oh my god i can't imagine because you sit and you gotta it moves pretty quickly it's not like bullshitting like this which is ideally the fun way to do it yeah so if i did something else i'd probably slow it down a bit so you can just talk we also love the fact that our our girl candace thompson right mm-hmm we we love her she's always a crack up in the writing room yeah she's our girl for those folks at home she's a writer on the show and she comes on sometimes great standing yeah she's done her show and she does that i before you before you go we're not done but i want to ask you about um just briefly go ahead i'm going to text people keep asking oh my god oh god no i i just i've i smoked so many cigarettes today since i woke up because i was nervous about dave coming you know i've been wanting you on this podcast for so long but i didn't want it i waited a commercial that i waited until we could open up and have guests on oh because i was gonna call it in you were gonna do a zoomy zoom right but didn't you say let's wait i wanted to wait i needed you that was the one you answered yes that's a one how did you get snl oh i have to i i i'm a huge fan of i'm going to change i wrote a book i wrote a book i read a book called i from new york oh you did yeah was i in it yeah you ah maybe they just talked about yeah they talked about is that where we all the the whole book is just us talking like quotes of cast members yes like it'll go jim down yeah i think you were in it talk yes adam sandler before and there was you know you hear nightmarish stories in the book right so i always i want to you know i think we asked rob the same thing he just moved it he just moved to arizona where i'm from yeah not to change subject but he's moved out there and he goes hey you live out there i'm moving there i go if you want i got a guy that could show you around right i know i live here [Laughter] you were just moving there one second and then he goes no i'm here yeah yeah and he goes [ __ ] hot as [ __ ] man what do you do am i turning maybe the camera should be in front of me anyway it's like more over there you know i sort of split between you guys so maybe you put it there now yeah yeah yeah i don't eat i don't know i don't do podcasts don't listen to me so but my chair keeps spinning this way yeah so that's where you get you know my you know my mom lives in gilbert arizona oh yeah i know where that is yeah yeah how what part of arizona is stock was it scottsdale scottsdale yeah that's right but gilbert's pretty close so so schneider goes hey uh first it's really hot we know he'd be moved to the worst time then he goes uh hey my wife got bit by a scorpion an arizona bar scorpion bit by scorpion already like within a month that's pretty quick yeah and those scorpions are deadly in arizona the bar scorpions are scary i i um i was when i got some money from old tommy boy a long time ago i went bought a house in arizona and i had uh and it was called a model house so they show you this is the house they show you and if you want them to build one i didn't know that so it has every extra amenity in case you want it like oh it's got the sleek there's a little fountain in the front you have to add that if you build one yeah and i go how about this one and they go oh well we can sell you this one but we have to show it for a year and so they worked out here i buy it and then they ran it back for me for a year because i was doing the show i was like i don't care yeah and then i'll have every amenity right that's what i thought so i did it and then they had to build a hundred houses around it right yeah so the the bummer was when i finally moved in they're breaking ground in the desert around so all the scorpions come to me i found 18 in two years 18. and you know there's way more these are the ones that are out you know they're the ones that the balls they're like oh it's like a pixar movie he is here so i was on a i was on a speakerphone once talking to some lady friend and i'm in my uh boxers and and my bare feet and then i go whoa whoa hang on oh i see i got a scorpion it's coming right at me and she goes what i got a scorpion i got to jump off and she goes oh my god i had a ladybug on my shower curtain [Laughter] i go um i'm gonna die and you almost had good luck can scorpions kill you the arizona bars are like one of the most poisonous ones and then on top of that arizona has their etymologist and then they have the recluse spiders there oh yeah the brown raycles because i used to live in vegas and we used to get the similar scorpions out there you'd get a rag tag team from arizona dude i would if you said would you rather get by bit bit by rattlesnake scorpion wolf spider which is a brown ricky yep or a black widow here's the order i would take to regul to get bit okay scorpion rattlesnake yeah wow black widow then wolf spider oh i don't know if that's oh that's right wait so it depends what kind of rattlesnake because somewhere less like the pacific rattlesnake maybe not different why does she know everything she's [ __ ] bright there's sidewinders okay diamondback not the diamond that's what we had mostly sidewinders and diamondbacks okay so you're saying you would first get bit by a scorpion and i wouldn't i probably wouldn't go to the hospital where are you getting bit it depends where nut sac if i get to pick yeah no let's say your foot that's it okay foot that's we usually they're in your shoes a lot okay so scorpion first rattle stick what's your third black widow what used to be black widow was last but if you throw in wolf's fighter i would reckless would be my last yeah i'm saying that's why i said black widow you know black widows will [ __ ] you up but i would still say wolf spider last because they cave in your skin like yeah it's like a bump and then a bigger bump and then it's like a sinkhole because they eat the tissue underneath that's cool yeah what do you mean well the toxin basically melts your tissue away so when you get bit by a recluse it it like you said it's versus toxins yeah and then it's just a giant gaping hole underneath yeah like your arm goes and then it goes like caves so if a brown recluse bit me right here on the cat holy [ __ ] is that a nipple that looks like a nip that's not even bad because i've seen more like necrotic ones where it's like the whole flesh is dug out because i'm jacking off hey why is there a why is there edamame in it japanese wow so bro i never realized that brown recluses were that they are scary dude yeah yeah i mean this thing needs a couple quick fixes but not for this time yeah see it keeps going that way um what do you have the biggest heebie jeebies about like what kind of animal that scares me yeah you know i heard it doesn't scare me but i heard a bunch of coyotes fighting this morning like when they find a dog at about four or five in the morning yeah yeah they yep they live on a hillside yeah dog in the middle of going what the [ __ ] because they go searching for them yeah and when they see him on the streets this video too right when they see if i come up my street i see a coyote they they don't care at all not scared they go like this they pull your car and they go yeah then they go into the bushes but they don't go ah we were in a car when we went to the desert last week we were in the car when we took that off road and there was a coyote right there yeah and i'm in a [ __ ] jeep right and he's just like i'm not moving he's taking enough time to cry yeah and i don't know if they all you well you're our resident zoologist but do they have they have rabies or is just that they coyotes typically don't have rabies like foxes can carry rabies i think any animal can carry rabies if something with rabies bit that animal like we could carry rape a comedian could carry rabies do you know what the antidote is to to getting rabies like if you ever get bit by rabies you need to get like 14 shots to the abdomen they still do that i think so at old school you think they'd have that fixed finance or at least in the philippines they they still do that do they and the rattlesnake we were told to suck it out is that true like i think when you get bit by a rattlesnake you're supposed to keep your heart rate down and stay as calm as possible on your on route to a hospital because if your heart rate is fast then you're actually spreading the toxins in your body much faster i think the idea was my stepdad would say cut the two teeth marks together yeah in a line suck as much as you can out spit it out then cross your [ __ ] fingers my stepdad so we had in my room we had five rattlesnakes my brother would collect them i lived in this crummy town compromising town outside of scottsdale about an hour so really on the way to tucson like middle of nowhere and brian my brother had five rattlesnakes and a tarantula in this little cage um he had a boa and a python before that but they both got loose in the house and then that was it we never figured out where they went yeah so rattlesnakes uh we so my stepdad comes home he was a little bit of a boozy susie and he came home and we were trying to catch this rattlesnake out front to make it six you know we found one and when we had a old milk that's like a gallon right did you picture that empty yeah and then we took two tennis racquets and you get it behind the head and then you put it in and then it curls at the bottom then you put the top on so that's how we caught the other ones now we're all like you know i'm like eight ten and twelve me and my brothers yeah we're trying to catch this rattlesnake and my drunk dad comes home and step dad and he sees us he goes what are you trying to do we go we got to get in there and he goes well what are you playing tennis with it you just grab it by the neck and you stick it in yeah probably when you put in it goes i guess and i'm like that's why you don't grab it i'm gonna go take a nap and i'm like wow [ __ ] i bet you will so he went in he's like this then he lays down and we're staring like this and his [ __ ] face starts oh and then we wake him up and we drive him straight to the hospital oh wow he's drunk he fell asleep ah and they were like you got him here just in time and then they had to do anti-venom and all this yeah well he could have died i think so it can make you really sick yeah but did you get along with your stepdad i did my stepdad went a little crazy but i i did we had the real dad he left then there was a gap of no dad and then there was a and my mom didn't date at all just three boys you know it's like she had two jobs no way wow and then step dad and then he went a little cuckoo what do you mean he uh well he was in the army so he had all these he had a lot of mental problems uh ptsd yeah we didn't know then what war i think it was vietnam one of my favorites really one of my favorites yeah yeah is that a top five video no just in terms of like the movies oh because we watched the ken burns 10 hour documentary not only that of that platoon nerd alert platoon i know those are all basically right all shot in the philippines full metal jacket shot in the philippines really glamorized it yeah oh philippines are we from yeah how many philippines are there seven thousand a hundred if you had a gun in my head i would have said four because i go how is everyone filipino it's this big i literally thought it was three islands of size of course that's crazy because it's like i think even smaller by landmass smaller than um california but we have over a hundred million people so it's kind of like it's like because schneider's in the tribe yeah yeah it's part of the trailer we when we when we go right we'll we'll get a boat and we'll go to an island multiple multiple islands that aren't how they do inhabited just island hop and just be on an island where there's something there's some on and off yeah most of them are yeah it's [ __ ] amazing and then you just float remember what i did so so the water's so blue right and then so you just and and you lay there on your back and you're doing the island life right you say that to yourself and i floated a mile away do you remember i fell asleep he got took by a current but he was asleep you could sleep in the water with nothing yes i'm buoyant and i i fell asleep and i opened my eyes it's like [ __ ] you know in the middle of that yeah it was like dust boot i was i thought i was gonna die terrifying yeah terrified and then she had to swim a mild against you what we can't lose you would you cry if i died ask your favorite question i'll give you that hey guys we're going to take a quick break to talk about one of the products that we use here at the house brooke linen brook linen i love brook lyndon guys brooke linden if you look in our house we look like a brook linen showcase room true because i'm so excited about booklet that's how i get so excited all right that we have our towels our sheets everything is brooklyn because loungewear loungewear robes 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can't really dance because you float into this foot space no gravity there's no gravity yeah um if you're curious or interested in seeing more you can go to patreon.com tigerballet enjoy the rest of the show what was my favorite question your favorite question is would you you ask all friends if they would show up to your funeral if they had if you had a big gig that weekend all right oh no no you don't have to add yeah how about would i just go if it was in the valley so if i would if i died dave if i died and um it was on a saturday and you saturday was day one day one on wrong missy part two in hawaii would you call production and go i gotta show up the next day because i have to go to bobby lee's funeral i would see if anyone was zooming it i think there was during wrong missy oh brody happened oh that's right were you there was it i never went yeah i think i was in hawaii maybe no you weren't it was right before hawaii you guys were probably in hawaii already my excuse what was mike's no you weren't it happened the week before you had to go to hawaii to shoot your stuff well why didn't i go a week before i go to a funeral oh no you were in the philippines i was in the philippines yes thank god the [ __ ] philippines that's why i didn't go i was about to say one day yeah yeah yeah that would have been a tough one though yeah i liked brody a lot i we had been done the road for that year before a year and a half i got to know him the best that just at that last year and a half so would have been tough it was um you know there was there's been a couple of comedy deaths yeah you know it's and his was so sudden right yeah just out of the [ __ ] blue and you know i've said this before but you know when she told me that brodia died i was sleeping mm-hmm she you know when you're sleeping did you forget or something no she woke me up she goes it was 4 p.m but 4 p.m and she goes it's 4 p.m that changes it a little bit yeah yeah 4pm and she goes um sweetie um oh no horrible brodie died and i go what brody stevens died and i laid there for maybe a minute still sleeping and then i go why am i not crying and then she goes this is what she says because you're still sleeping like sleep you know again when you wake up you will of course and as soon as i woke up yeah it was uh and then you can be pretty sensitive you cancelled your weekend in irvine yeah cancel my weekend irvine um david's got to go but so what we got to do is before you go we do a game it's not a game okay no it's it's called unhelpful advice and people email us problems oh good and we answer them you know what's funny is that you were right what do you mean i don't like you anymore it's gonna take two minutes this is way too long here's a quick question unhelpful advice with bobby kalila and david spade hi guys i'm an 18 year old in a group of alpha personalities we all try to dominate to be the most dominant guy in our group if you were in this situation how did you handle it or if not how do you handle it without being an [ __ ] about it thanks for your help noah how old is he 18. he's a part of an elf the pissing contest in that age like i don't think he wants to be a part of it anymore oh he's like he's just basically made bros you guys are in a comic group so like how do you yeah but i'm not an alpha male but why what you think wait wait you think i'm a [ __ ] alpha male when you're in certain groups yeah no someone who has to try to be an alpha male is already never going to be an alpha hmm an alpha is quiet i mean alpha male in front of you in cells all right when i'm a but a bunch of [ __ ] weak in cells yeah i dominate what's an insult or um yeah angry virgin they're angry male guys they hate women that are celibate without without uh involuntary uh syllabus yeah okay right so um no you're not you're a [ __ ] machine but um push it around switch it around i'm not a a per i'm not a t no but you get like beautiful girls no i'm saying i'm not like a uh i've got some guy friends that are very type a like take over any situation have to be number one drives me nuts i always let them do their thing yeah i know you're probably like that too yes because that's their drag because guys like us have to use a different angle and i use cute right quirky you know what i mean and a nice guy kind of angle mm-hmm yeah right i do funny things like oh you know what i mean at dinner and the girl goes oh my god why'd you do that i'll go boop again like that right and they love it right i'm not like you know some of the guys we know like hey look at my [ __ ] bye-bye i got a new tacoma yeah yeah so i want to tell this guy right here right i actually do stop okay so what are you gonna tell them what i'm gonna say is is that um it's you know what i like i like guys that look like they're alpha male but they're tender inside you know do like much like like a you know jazzle neck anthony jasmine with his leather jackets and his brooding you know james deeney you forgot to say anthony jason like white guy yeah right yeah and um and then when you meet him he just has a smile and a little you know not trying not asian you pull that really i don't know i'm so sorry really he could be intimidating though he can be but jesseluck has a thing where he has um crows you know because and white dudes get crinkles in their eyes because they smile a lot oh that would make sense i always thought it was the sun no no no no no they smile a lot and when they smile their eyes crinkle right and so justin like is intimidating at first and seems like an outfit do you think that white guys generally smile more well it cracks when they smile that's exciting you smile but it doesn't do anything yeah why is that because your skin is great thank you you know do you have any advice to this well i like that he's at least doesn't want to be in that group of like [ __ ] guys like that it is hard though because everyone's so when i was 18 i was following do whatever was cool i was such a little plebe lemming i would do anything everyone's going there is that cool i think that's cool everyone's wearing that shirt i'll wear that shirt was 100 yeah took a while to try to break out into your own thing i don't have any advice guys i mean i don't know it's hard i like he's aware of it at least he's thinking about it like i guess sort of fade out because it's hard everyone's so tough you go on bars to support someone just chugging it's like you get older you go it's ridiculous it's ridiculous i guess it's cool i don't know um you're ending the plug david do you have another question no do you have another there's a there's a quick question yeah go ahead uh someone knew david was coming out so i asked how did you guys meet do you remember the first interaction at least did you say it okay i just said it what did we say you said that i eventually met him but you didn't say exactly when you met i i think that um the first time we kind of had a conversation with the love after that that led them oh yeah but but no but i had met you before that i hadn't seen you before that yeah that adam had introduced us i'm sure i'd say the story cause i started going to the store a little before that yeah yeah so adam introduced us at the store i told you your [ __ ] latest badass uh haircut is cool yeah on stage i'm like it looks cool yeah well i was also one time i don't know when it was i was wearing a montclair jacket right here and he you touch the symbol and you go somebody's making money [Laughter] and you rubbed it with your finger like that and so i went on a [ __ ] when we went to montclair yeah yeah yeah and you bought more yeah i bought another one yeah well no one time we went we walked into a new york montclair yeah and you remember how you were it was so sad it was so sad um well we looked a little homeless yeah then and the sales lady was like oh um well the security guard you knew when we walked in he had to put his earpiece on as soon as we walked in he went oh i didn't do my job everyone go to four yeah we got a bogey and then it was too expensive it was too expensive but you kept trying to convince her that you already owned a couple all right i want you a rich yeah gross and i know i know i go i love it i got one you know a camo one that says you know what i mean and she's like oh yeah like eight seasons ago yeah yeah i was in this place either i'll tell you two quick things i was in this place the other day and i have a mask on and i walk and he goes dude there's a line i go i i don't want to be treated like a normal yeah yeah i'm like this yeah i'm batman he's like yeah back there dude no i guess you didn't see a girl but this is gross i got so after the wrong missy yeah they send you stuff now so i get movies to read to see if there's anything funny maybe do in the future so there's there was a road trip movie and i don't know why i got it my [ __ ] head so it was like getting married my wife's you know has never met her dad or he ran away when they were kids so i think i'm going to find him as a president so i go to road trip like four days for the wedding i just disappear i go i gotta do something find the dad go get him i'm like who would play that like eugene levy or harrison ford or something yeah all right road trip road trip bring him all the way back the last scene is like gets to the wedding and she's like i didn't want to see him and then it all turns out okay so i was tired that's something i imagine about it i go i don't know it's like i like the idea and it was kind of funny but i don't know the parts it has to be funny the part's a little flat the guy's and he goes well you're like this crazy fbi guy and i go oh wait i'm the dad guy he goes what the [ __ ] you think you're the young i did because i've read those all my life where like it's you and then you go parts where you're like younger then you go oh now you're got a kid oh now you're married i've never done one wrong like the married guys [Laughter] it was so hilariously sickening i go i didn't even cross my mind wow and he goes what [ __ ] how old are you i go well how old's a kid and he goes like 30 i go was he i didn't even think wow guys getting married yeah you're the dad now dave dad yeah but you have a young energy i know right don't worry about it i have young energy now help me out of the chair anything you want to plug dave no i just uh wrong missy was the only thing you can actually see now but did you see it was number uh you killed it yeah it was number one for but out of all netflix movies it's number eight of all time oh time after it was extraction and those but listen we got in there we did get it so you're all over the sequel bobby if not a spinoff morris your dinner is almost ready it's not a restaurant okay mr morris your car is coming around you're not a valet yeah i know adam give me one second let me just get my head together mr morris many sides but i have to say after the week i got back in town after hawaii chris to tony and adam's wife his sister they did a video message thanking me oh that's a who jackie yeah i think they just put you in there because we all talked about we're like god he should be doing so much more to get you into something is fun and then you're just going to elevate anything so it's like i wish there's going to be a movie i'm going to be in a movie with you one day i would love it um you guys wish i had anything to do with it this is honestly a dream of mine like you're one of my favorite people thank you buddy got it worked out give him a round of applause david spade forever hey guys i hope you enjoyed the long awaited david spade episode it was a fun one he's awesome he's a legend uh we'd like to thank everyone over at patreon and to join our ever-growing community of people like you find out more at patreon.com tiger belly uh also we'd like to thank our sponsors him ship station and brooke lennon for hair loss ed all your men's 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Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 489,325

Rating: 4.893012 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, mad tv, stand up, tpw, tkats, tfatk, off the record, bad friends, comedy podcast, Bobby lee andrew santino, the fighter and the kid, gilbert galon, stand up comedy, david spade, snl, saturday night live, weekend update, comedy central, lights out, roast, theo von, king and the sting, bobby lee podcast, khalyla kuhn, comedy store, snl season 45, 2 bears 1 cave, ymh, your mom's house

Id: sBmYRXKXffs

Length: 72min 14sec (4334 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/ajit_maholtra]

Talk into the mic, Davy!

[u/goochstein]

Spadey flipping the chair around and kneeling on it in the last half cracked me up.

[u/iAMDeadStretch]

You can tell David Spade is a chill dude just by him having dinner and chatting with Theo Von and Tim Dillon on the regular.

[u/mediciii]

Saw people saying Spade was a bit low energy, which is true (he still got some funny ass, subtle jokes in though)

But Khalyla needs props for the animal/insect questions around 40 minutes in, because that is the question that excited David the most, he woke tf up after that and seemed to like talking about spiders and snakes.

[u/rewsk1]

"Did you know you were having this today? My uber eats guy dressed better than you"

"You're dressed like a golf caddy"

lmao great episode

[u/Tento66]

For my money Spade is the best podcast guest ever, or at least most consistently entertaining. I've listened to every podcast episode he appears on Spotify and they're all at least good, but mostly great. I also think he says "Boozy Suzy" on every single one of them.

But watching this fucker get "cold" and put on a stuffed down jacket in a garage in Southern California blew my mind.

[u/ACbloom87]

Spadey spade

[u/straightslapmagazine]

Did anyone else pick up the awkwardness at the end talking about Brody’s death? I felt like they were all thinking in their heads about the elephant in the room being Spades sister in law Kate Spade’s death. And then Spade was like you’re right I do hate you.

[u/_chon_chon_]

Spade: So I walked...

Bobby: Ahahahahahahaha, yeah, yeah, yeah

Spade: ...into this restaurant...

Bobby: Ahahahahahahaha, yeah, yeah, yeah

Spade: ...and sat down at a table...

Bobby: Ahahahahahahaha, yeah, yeah, yeah