Will Sasso, Canadian Science, the MADtv Bus, & AI Farts | TigerBelly 343

whoa [Laughter] whoa dude whoa excuse me wow what a [ __ ] awesome space yeah we're we're stoked on it we've been much happier here it's awesome yeah great um god i i i can't believe i haven't seen you in so long it's like you know whenever when he pulled up like it was a little aggro but i was just i needed to get a real run at that [ __ ] uh driveway oh yeah yeah he came on real fast and he's got his you know you know his head his head is special very special head in that and um when i saw him it was just like seeing a long lost brother was beaut do you want to start or do you want to catch up it whatever you want to do you want to do the podcast [Music] [Music] hey that wasn't even a song oh wow i wouldn't because i took a i woke up from a nap so i'm a little groggo and um i had to get up real early really early 9 30. it was terrible it was terrible anyway um so try to take a nap this and that and then i realized one of my best buddies are coming in and i got really excited but came in real aggro but you know he's canadian beef you know what i mean yum what are we starting this is how we start this is how yeah yeah this is sorry i'm so sorry go on yeah yes you [ __ ] ass just go on your attitude has not changed once you've got to understand something before we go ahead and start again what are you going to say everything is content i know we'll get some stuff well you should know that you guys have been doing uh tiger belly now for like a decade right yeah like that something like that yeah yeah all right all right well you don't need me to tell you everything all right well let me man get back [ __ ] you ass get me for it can we please all right so anyway sorry that's talking about let's go to the uh let's just go to the intro to my friend uh i've known him for a very long time um when i was on mad tv he was one of the cast members had been there for a little bit and he was the only one that really talked to me in the beginning that's not true anyway um and then when he left i sabotaged our friendship because i you know you know i don't call back remember we had that time where i wasn't calling back we drifted apart a little bit i wasn't paying attention but i did notice that you didn't call me back for a period of about three to five years i took to uh calling you as frank caliendo oh that burns but he's getting better at returning things yeah i would call and uh what frank doesn't doesn't like to return phone calls and [ __ ] that's not why i did that i just thought i just wanted to be like boom tough act and connect i'm like i would literally do like a frank impersonation oh my god bobby lee it's me frank do you think he was really upset when john madden died uh no uh if if we're talking like from the point of view of of frank and his attachment to uh john madden professionally yeah no i think he's uh squeezing all the juice from that uh but uh personally probably as we all were yeah before i ask you i want to say kalila were you upset when uh hall of fame uh coach john madden you know what raiders passed away i gotta say i lit a candle that night okay yeah yeah i got it my hand was not sad yeah i was not sad yeah bobby how about you when bobby knight dies though very soon yeah yeah white indiana basketball coach names but we still have the state we have the same temperament oh yeah he's definitely you i can tell just by the scuffs on the floor that you've thrown chairs i get angry oh yeah yeah yeah but can i go back to the the beginning of the show again no can it the intro maybe so anyway um and uh he's been i honestly do honestly dude you've been [ __ ] killing it like what what you were on that sid oh sorry my alarm cause i was taking a nap and i supposed to wake up just now with the alarm four [Laughter] four thirty yeah i'm 15 minutes late and then the alarm comes 15 minutes after that yeah it was just a preemptive alarm but um you were killing it i mean i remember it was either during the pendant you had a sitcom oh yeah i had a sitcom for a minute during the pandemic on abc or cbs abc right it was a family one that's right i think i saw an episode you were very funny in it oh cheers i'm not a big three camera sitcom guys so you know i mean yeah sure well getting one out of me is pretty good yeah no it was great uh yeah oh yeah yeah of course it's i'm sorry television show of course i'm sorry ansel i'm sorry everything i'm on what doesn't get canceled no what are you talking about i want to talk to you about um and then and just like that are you doing another season of that this is the hold on i can tell by the confused look on your face that i need to go this is the much awaited sort of sequel to sex in the city that that's the that's what it is yes you're mentioning that you're oh that i don't know okay it got picked up but i don't know yeah you'll be you'll be doing it again well they they made a call but i don't know yeah we never know you never know in this [ __ ] thing man that's the fun part being in the business um was it you know i enjoyed doing it but it was like not the funnish like i was you know like when we were on that yeah together you know we hung out a lot yeah yeah yeah remember we i remember taking you took me to a couple of parties one time you took me to this house you just fart no no i'm just moving oh my canadian body yeah yeah but i we you know we hung out a lot so you know there's none of that going on on that but it was still a fun experience that's cool all right well sorry it wasn't the uh thank you for the movie i'm doing a movie and i just found out you're doing it wait what yeah so i i i'm do i'm gonna be doing a film and i just found out you're going to be in it because i just told you in your driveway yeah oh yeah so let me get this straight yesterday i get a call yeah saying do you want to do this movie we'll se with will sasso it's two only two days it's in florida and in my head i'm like oh this is will getting me a job nope like pulling through for me yeah no and so when i told you about it you had no idea so it's like um so i guess the producers reached out yeah you know it's uh shouldn't be much news to you bobby that people like you in the business you were most recently on and just like that now this is the sequel all right but yeah no uh honestly i had no idea that you're doing this thing i'm stoked i'm so stoked about it guys yeah man are we gonna eat meals and whatnot yeah let's eat meals yeah the best thing to eat you shouldn't eat anything else really no but i think you and i would gorge yeah yeah we absolutely gorgeous show up to set looking different the next day i haven't spent a whole much a whole lot of time in the area of florida uh where we're shooting where's it tampa yeah yeah but they got some good you know well one thing i'm very excited about is they have like hulk hogan's little uh stores there he has a store i love hulkie yeah where you um got a three four three for one two for one i thought you said three i never got a three congratulations thank you that's pretty impressive feat tampa was the only time i don't know if i should talk about it in college if it's okay no i will um tampa was the only city where i made love to two women in one day okay wow and it was they didn't know about each other right right it was one of those things where because i've heard like other comments talk about you know i mean i don't want to name names but i know dudes that do it but it was just like i just never thought it was in my skill set and um what kind of skill is that yeah what's called a skill set yeah what skill sets no i mean just like being desired in that way for me like every time like before kalila every time i would be with a girl it'd be like this is a miracle like i won the lottery right but that day was like a magical day where um where it happened twice well i had to save nut juice how long is your um refractory period usually a week but usually a week but yeah yeah but for that time i um it was like he stepped up wow like i i shot shot again you know what i mean yeah it was pretty cool yeah but that's never happened before or after i mean that's really just a just a matter of math and averages if you are if you're a person who's uh uh you know engaged in coitus with a partner let's say five times uh five uh times yearly uh and three of them happen in one day that is just the way it could be all five or it could be spread out every other month um yeah but yeah i don't think that's uh i don't think that has i don't know that you can brag about that just sort of i wasn't bragging it was just a story that i brought up my friend yeah it's it is yes it does feel good though no it it yeah it means that there's more than uh a few hours in the day to you you there was that and then you went off and you you probably had you know yet you went to eat somewhere and then no it was one of those things where and someone someone left the hotel okay and then an hour later somebody came up wow yeah it was like an hour wow like an hour hour and a half yeah yeah it was pretty cool that's pressure yeah i would have thought that it was two organic situations happening separately like you are ha you have like you're in a relationship previous to kalila and uh she comes out with you to like you're doing a show or you're shooting something out in florida and it's like come with me we're going to do this thing okay great yeah or a weekend in tampa doing stand-up and then you have a horrible fight and you split up and she leaves and you guys are screaming at each other in the lobby of the hotel and then you know the gal at the at the uh stand the receptionist the reception like no one's no one calls it the stand whatever that's what i call it that's what i call it in canada so you have to respect that um and then you know you guys have just been having like some late night chats over those little tins of pringles or at least i do yeah and then uh she's like couldn't help but notice you were screaming your head off at that person yeah everybody today how about i come up uh later and we hang out and you know no press no just talk yeah yeah but that does sound more organic yeah yeah that sounds organic but that's never i've never been to like a restaurant or you know at a hotel at the stand yeah and has had the lady working at the stand go let's hook up i they have to i've always had to have somebody know me already who i am yes yeah that that happens a lot with sex you know the person for a while no no no fat they have to know that i'm a comedian and whatnot oh in order to want to have sex with you for uh because all reasons are other than physical this is what yeah all right we know who you are yeah yeah yeah so um who you sing now same girl uh i am engaged to uh my gal yeah yeah hey cheers thanks yeah molly and i have been together for like three years and you guys have two dogs one of which you found in the middle of a freeway two dogs yeah molly's had her little dog ronnie for like years she's like 11 years old and then uh yeah a couple years ago during the pandemic she's originally from northern california we're driving back to l.a and to make a long story short we pulled over to get gas like halfway this little town it was july the 3rd fireworks going off everywhere oh and uh there were some scared dogs we were actually chasing one that was near the freeway on the other side of a fence big big dog and we're like running sharing trying to like throwing ronnie's treats molly's you know our other duck a little cute little uh yorkie datsun and then uh we're throwing those treats dog tears off into the night we're like [ __ ] get back in the truck we're like kind of like damn that you know what's going on we're about to roll off molly's like look out there's another one and i just see the back of lulio we ended up calling him julio's stupid little head oh he's the sweetest little like 12 pound we don't know what the hell he is he looks like a papillon he's like papillon perhaps there's some border collie there's some chihuahua there's some kind of terrier or something he's got like a strong jaw but he's cute we thought he was a baby chocolate lab he's just brown i should have brought him he's like but was he was he homeless um we think he was in a situation where like he had ticks and fleas we find out he wasn't chipped he was a little bit underweight but he was happy he was loving he had never had a bath but he never he never stinks or anything right like he's he just everything you know comes off him like like a duck like uh you know you know like a rain on a duck sort of thing like just everything goes off there he is oh he's you yeah he's on the left and little ronnie's on the right when they met were they did they get along right away or was there ronnie's the boss little ronnie um she's she's the so cute so he kind of but he is very well adjusted to her and he's he's he gets along well particularly with big dogs he's fallen in love with uh one of molly's best friend's dog she has this big old pit bull they love each other with dog sit and his other her cousin's dog is big huge you know [ __ ] golden retriever they love each other and he's just the sweetest little guy and he didn't know from a leash he didn't understand dog food he he we but we think he was loved maybe like this town you know it was kind of like there was this rough dude like i was holding them and we're like in this empty lot and we're going what the [ __ ] right and uh there's this guy over by this this house and there's a couple little puppies walking around him and i was just holding lulio and i go hey what's up what's up and i'm like how you doing i'm like look i got this [ __ ] dog he's like yeah not bad okay so that guy didn't claim him and i'm not going to go door-to-door in this town no is this your adorable little dog so clearly he was we think he was like living in a garage eating pizza crusts and stuff like oh yeah i think he was loved but maybe someone wasn't in in someone couldn't take care of him or perhaps that stretch i don't know what stretch of the highway you were in but there are a lot of because i do a lot of like rescue stuff there's a lot of neglectful situations yeah yeah well the further north you go in california it's like like i said like molly's cousin's dog's like up there it's the country a lot of farm dogs don't even they don't they never come inside yeah you know what i mean so uh and um [Music] but what's let me ask you something what's a dog living in a house but really no one touches the dog plays t but he gets all the food and all the right but then a dog living out in the streets but he does get love from his owner for the record homeless people take very good care of their dogs 95 of the time if they have their this is one perfect example um out by the house of pies right here there was a guy pushing five pit bulls on a cart and it was a really hot day and one of them was a puppy and i was like hey like can i help you with you know what i mean providing for these dogs or whatever and in fact i wanted to pay to get one of the dogs because this five is a lot he's unhoused or whatever and he was like you couldn't pay me enough money like this is my family and i'm like i respect that you know but ask the dog the dogs are probably like so hungry they were yeah the dogs were happy they were what well what they're stupid wolves they like every dog is a stupid stupid bizarrely bread and i say that with love yeah wolf who's like check it out i'm outside i'm rubbing my face in a dead mouse yeah this is awesome like that's what i don't get it either yeah but it's like i got to remind myself if lulio isn't right next to me he's outside rubbing his face in something dead oh they love dead stuff yeah [Music] this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is you guys you guys this is i i can't even believe we're doing 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yeah we've always had seven okay yeah we have four dogs and three cats holy [ __ ] they foster a lot too we foster usually have a foster downstairs living downstairs so we usually have a foster mom with puppies oh that's awesome i get hungry when they come i'm kidding um it's just an ancestral but all right no i i love that dog so much um but i just but i do watch like hoarders yeah i've been watching a lot of hoarders lately we've been working yeah don't do they love the show and the worst is when you see a dog in that environment like chained up but that's also you know i mean there's like 19 feet [ __ ] piles of newspapers yeah yeah yeah yeah i hate that yeah that's yeah yeah that's not a good i [ __ ] hit hoarders man yeah me too you do why uh cause they they're holding on to all that cool stuff yeah give me some less fortunate they're so selfish yeah yeah hanging on to all those awesome newspapers from the 80s and 90s i saw one yesterday the lady a lady her plumbing didn't work 10 years ago so she decided to poo in cups oh good right but in plastic cups yup and she was just laying around the house and then over the years they just fell and they fell into the ground and with the with the [ __ ] rat [ __ ] and with all the dog [ __ ] too because you had a dog right that it piled up and now it's like a six foot high floor floor of just fossilized false light [ __ ] so they had to take shovels like it's ice and crack it you're right oh my but meanwhile the dog is chained to a [ __ ] wall what's that face it's gross what do you mean what's that that's the most disgusting [ __ ] what's that face i'm just talking about a six-foot wall of [ __ ] what's that face yeah don't do the face yeah don't do that yeah yeah but like and then they have to chisel and then the but the why don't like hoarders is they're still in denial what's wrong yeah no everything's fine yeah it's very specific mental illness yeah yeah and they just never but i don't i'll never get it you know heroin i get don't you i mean yeah way more than hoarding it's like yeah yeah yeah you get to just kind of check out and lay around and there's all that that cool iggy pop music and you're in ireland yeah yeah friends with [ __ ] yeah you have leather jackets yeah you got no shirt on you and you and bremner if you're in the uh if you're you and mcgregor yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and the other guy yeah yeah i get i get drugs and you know it makes you feel just instantaneously absolutely right yeah but hoarding like you know human [ __ ] is you know i don't know yeah there's no yeah i don't think it's the same kind of addiction what that's rich of you what you're the poo master i am a poo master oh he loves poo yeah we're all poo masters in our own way yeah but she said the puma i know like those are the grand masters like i'm a highlander like the only one you're like blade i'm bl thank you poop lady yeah i'm poop blade um i think we're all poo masters and we've all been doing it for a very long time yeah it happens whether you like it or not yeah at least she [ __ ] in a cup you bare-assed it on your back seat all right now we're going to get there whatever is this what you're talking about what is this is this the lady who's scooping poop no they're all like this every episode like that she's scooping yeah yeah that's what they do he's trying to clean it up though at least i what i do is i take the poo from one [Laughter] i get a home depot bucket and i haul it through and sometimes i spill it yeah and then that means there's more poo and i just can't figure out where to put it we're watching a woman just scatter poo around you yeah yeah oh oh yeah yeah well i mean uh bless us all you know i think in this specific as i've seen them all right she had you know hundreds of cats right so they would lift up on the couch right and they'd just be skeleton remains of cats oh my god yeah anyway why don't you start a new podcast what's the face bro again with the [ __ ] face george you should uh you should start a podcast called poo blade where you just break down every episode of hoarders [Laughter] i would listen to the [ __ ] out of that yeah and i pooted my car three times in my life never in the new car you you'll i'll never poo in the new car i'd rather [ __ ] in on the streets than poo in my new car have you ever attempted to bare hand it at least no because mine's mine's not let's just say it's not so lady i pooped myself once in my car where uh not too long ago probably just just a handful of years ago in my driveway i just couldn't even get up my driveway you were coming home or leaving i was coming home in a hurry because i was like get a poo-good poo-poo yeah and then was driving up the driveway and filled my shorts with poo-poo oh but it was like kind of like it was the consistency of uh of like like um i would say wet cement that had been out for an hour like it all stayed where it was supposed to be yeah it didn't even stay in the seat this is a great time i'm glad to see you again but just my last note my last note right it's not the shame of the poo right that gets to me right it's the warmth of it oh right the feeling and then when it's there for it starts to turn cold anyway a little side note if i was a nurse charting your um driveway poo we'd call that a formed poop a form poo yeah formed uh yeah bobby's are a borderline not formed yeah no this was uh i was fortunate because i've had all kinds were you with molly though at the time no no but she was home oh okay uh did you tell her about it right then and there or did you yeah right away i walked into the she was in the den and i walked in without any clothes on go go and you'll never guess what i thought i heard you in the backyard did you turn the hose on i'm like yes i did and uh no but i was winning winnie the pooh at donald ducking i had a shirt on but just everything was like i got to take a shower i'll talk to you later but i got the rest of it off outside anyway yeah would did would you do it in the pandemic what i do yeah i mean were you in canada were here no i was here we were here in the castle in the in my home uh have you been to his house it looks like a castle like like old school harry potter castle it's beautiful it's an evil it's an evil it's an evil castle it's a great house and i remember this is back in the day when this is i don't know we talked about this ever before but um i remember you we set up a couple of tvs in that house yep and we played what halo halo and parties have land parties yes as a matter of fact yes when i when i bought that house i was it was part of the renovation i was like i need a land that goes from the master bedroom down to the you know the little den there and so that we can specifically to play halo yeah yeah we will have haley really fun yeah it was great i remember your party as being really fun yeah i used to have a party or two a year yeah for like a decade what what happened uh you know i just decided that it would be better if i uh shunned most people stayed inside yeah and laid on my bed for most of the past decade previous to you know i guess meeting molly and uh deciding that uh [ __ ] in plastic cups and uh teetering them here and there around the home is not for me and uh you know so i as you can see i'm clean cleanly really shaved now and i i really got my [ __ ] together but we used to have fun partying can we do another one i would love it i'll call this party how about if i co-sponsor yeah no it's not going to be one of those dry parties so we don't need one of your sponsor oh you mean no no like it'll be will and bobby's party co-host oh yeah not nah dude [ __ ] that have a party here so anyway [Laughter] but uh yeah yeah i'd like to have another another bigger party yeah man i used to have like but we were it was we were young like yeah i mean you were young and fresh i was fortunate enough to get into that house i was you know i was in my 20s and [ __ ] yeah yeah for a while it was like i know what i should do i mean the the the the den and the ground floor of the home is good for having a lot of people yeah there's no carpets there's some very hard floors yeah uh people can yeah people are always falling off of this and that hanging from the beams splitting their head open you remember dylan stewart i love dylan dylan uh uh he cracked still alive yeah he's in long beach lives oh tell him i said hi white picket fence love that dude he's white right no i said white picket fence but no but he's white he is a white person yeah yeah yeah yeah well he's from canada we grew up that's what that's right wasn't there a just wasn't there a black guy that used to hang out sean sean love that dude he's still around yeah long beach uh yeah maybe long beach yeah i don't know yeah but i really like that guy yeah he's a skinny guy right uh no he was kind of thick he was a little he was like pre-andrei 3000 3000. oh oh he would wear he would wear like plaid pants and and like like a shirt with like a skinny little tie and we'd go to the beverly center and uh and then like all the other like other black guys would make fun of him he wouldn't notice yeah well i think you're behind on your water intake oh i am a little no i'm oh yeah that's right hold on i have a little time code on the side where are you at right now right now i'm at 11 a.m wait what what is that drink you drink a certain amount of water at a specific time of the day what does that do i have no idea what are they supposed to do now you're at 1 30. 2 p.m you're at 2 p.m yeah i'm at 2 pm i can catch up quick you want me to drink the whole thing but then i'll get thirsty later no but is that is that some sort of regiment that's supposed to be good for you uh drinking water no i'm it's a good one no not drinking water dude i know water is very good for you you need to replenish yourself with liquids yeah but what but because there's like numbers on it and time is that those times those are times down there yeah so is there i'm just saying is there some sort of science behind no i i don't know yeah probably i just like a lot of water i like to drink a lot of water i've always drink way too much water like we have water as well so if you run out of that water we have more water you got oat milk coffee yeah yeah another thing that you i learned from you yeah speaking of water was when you lost weight yeah a lot no i'm just saying i mean i'm yeah back back in the day when you lost i lost a [ __ ] ton away but now over the past 20 years i just like to gain and lose it every now and then you look no you look the same i think once when i first lost weight oh yeah i remember i was down to like i was very very far down yeah yeah and now i'm just kind of comfy fat but you weren't what you were though no yeah yeah i was very large i was 450 pounds at my biggest yeah and then i got down to 258 and had to have and i then they cut two in two surgeries i had uh eight pounds of skin cut off wow wow surgery thing and then i saw i was 250 you know like something like 10 body fat yeah very [ __ ] diesel will sasso version um and then uh and now i've just been kind of going hey this is great probably added a lot of years to my life so i think a really good thing to do would be to tax my heart by gaining and uh losing 50 pounds for the next 20 [ __ ] years and that's what i've been doing yeah but you said that one of the things you did was uh you'd be on the treadmill for hours not like on a high speed thing but you just walk for hours on that yeah right so when i'm on the peloton i try to go as long as i can and i just remember you you know i mean learning that from you it doesn't do a whole lot for losing fat but it's good for cardiovascular and if you got nothing else to do yeah i would watch an entire movie i'll like watch braveheart while on the [ __ ] treadmill not so much anymore though what a movie and then oh what a terrific movie yeah do you remember this they may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom remember that yeah yeah i do all sorts of movie references impersonations and at the end of the movie another movie of yours that you like i'll do a thing oh really yeah yeah okay um good fellas good fellas uh hold on i got one hey i told you not to do what are you thinking what's the matter with you why would you do that yeah i didn't know yeah right remember very good yeah very here's i'll get let's get complex are you going to stump me i'm going to stump you yeah and see if you can do it and even if you don't know it i want you to commit to it oh yeah all right i always i want a conversation between han solo and chewbacca got it uh hey chewie listen if we're going to get to the gagaba gigabot system by the 12 parsecs we got to pick up that kid in leia over on the moon of endor yeah what do you think of that chewie i say we better get it done that's the best chewy because you did the translation well of course you want to know what the [ __ ] he's saying yeah yeah thank you so much i say we get going hon yeah all right did you eat did we eat no let's see when we get there yeah all right you want to go to that yeah that place yeah yeah i like that place you know i chewie lost me during one of the the newer movies how um one day like there was a scene where you know those were were um luke skywalker with the the the [ __ ] island he was living on oh recently the water island right right he was like just a hermit on a water island right right right right and there was these cute little paper penguin thing yeah that were like they're trying to they market it as toys right and there was a scene where they showed the two penguins watching chewbacca trying to eat something and on a grill or whatever rotisserie he had killed one of those corgi things awesome right yeah and i walked out of the [ __ ] theater no you did i did and i walked back in yeah but it infuriated me yeah yeah why would chewie do that because he's a [ __ ] he's a stupid wolf he's just like a dog oh he's just like lulia no but he has more cognitive like reasoning though yeah no he is a he is a humanoid kind of uh what how is that different from a human eating pig beef and other cute little animals yeah we eat all sorts of cute things i and okay but in a movie like okay first i've never seen a movie where some guy right right is like eating a steak right and there's two cows watching them going whoo yeah you know what i mean so like you know that's why i mean i know in real life if i oh yeah that is weird those things he ate one of those things man in front of them yeah in front of them man yeah absolutely [ __ ] up yeah it is weird it would be like it would be i am shocked that they didn't do that like in 1987 return of the jedi chewie just eaten ewoks yeah right same thing it's the same concept these guys are cute but ewoks talk yeah and yeah there's literally like now the tauntaun scene in empire strikes back i get that the tontana was already dead it was already and they never ate them but they used them as insulation yeah that's okay out of service that's perfectly fi fine whereas if chewie was like it's cold here on this water island and he just stomped through right who were those cute little guys mouths yeah wore them as slippers that would be a bit that would be weird using them for warmth yeah or if one of them naturally oh you know it could be right i don't know what the concept behind it but um or how the cork well i don't know what i think they're called corgi i don't know porgs porks yeah i don't know how that pork died but what if the pork had already been dead that could have been yeah but if you have any type of intelligence you never just pick up a dead animal and eat it because you don't know how it died right so he did murder it yeah so yeah yeah yeah chewie would either rub his face into a dead porg or cook kill and cook a live one yeah yeah yeah i would i would try one though during the credits of of that movie it should have just been chewy on a killing spree and preparing them in different ways like right like a like a you know like a a porg poke pokey yeah yeah or you know you know like a ceviche kind of thing yeah and then like grilling and frying them or doing all sorts of tick tocks what i would do if i was a director i would just do one where you're pounding the meat yeah right and then do the the the cutlet they cut like they cut yeah let's make a pork cutlet hot soup yeah like a katsu you know what i mean see that and i would eat that if there was like a star wars themed restaurant yeah at like disneyland or disney world yes and it's like pork cutlets yes you know and the kids are crying and you're like just chicken relaxed yeah yeah yeah we need more like uh child abuse at theme parks like when we were kids what do you mean well we were always forced to eat like you're eating pluto but goofy's certainly you ever eat at that restaurant yeah yeah yeah yeah i used to go to this place in i would specifically go to vegas to go to the star trek experience what's so funny [ __ ] anyway what did you call me and i think it was at the hilton yeah and and anyone i was there with like in vegas they'd be like i think i took ike there once yeah yeah it's like why are you going there dude like we're at the bellagio right it's a [ __ ] star trek experience but what i loved about it is they had romulan ale romulan ale yeah at so they had a bar there yeah right and you know some poor guy had the klingon prosthetics oh yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you want you know i mean and i'm like romney and nail please yeah and he'd have to do it like a scripted line like that's illegal and you know i mean the confederation but i got someone you know i got somebody in the back you know i mean like one of those kind of lines yeah and we would giggle and he would come and they put some sort of thing where it would like have a vaporized effect to it oh there was like steam coming from it it was just ginger right it was really just ginger ale but dry ice oh i see it yeah yeah but i just and then and then you get what the dry that dry ice is dangerous oh it's like a dry ice kind of a thing yeah yeah and then what you could do is they had the enterprise and i used to love i would wait in line hours and take the photo it was what with like a cardboard cutout of patrick stewart that's the catch the catch is i was picard baby yeah yeah it's hard again huh you fart again i'm always farting we're always all farting just a little bit did you know that scientifically speaking what do you mean we're all always seeping just a tiny bit of methane from our holes no i don't know that's canadian science problem is that the truth because that really that really scares me no for me it would be i i would i would like some sort of system where maybe i just like tuck a plastic mcdonald's straw up my ass so i'm not making loud farts it's just always just coming out whenever and then you can just kind of uh kink it to the side while you're in your car yeah and you might avoid uh [ __ ] your pants with a formed poo while you're driving up your driveway so you don't have to hose your [ __ ] down in the backyard i used to um [Music] make fun of a boy that i dated i actually used to get the egg from it because he would always spread his cheeks when he would fart but then now i'm like wait that's genius that's how you i do that's how you fart silently that's what i do yeah yeah if you spread it real there's no sound that comes what do you mean uh-huh it's more like i've been doing that lately well you know what i do and this is now this podcast is well whatever we were talking about cups we don't give a [ __ ] yeah everything is under that we talk about this every week well this is something that i'm sure people do no kalila you you wouldn't do this but i think the guys here hey guys yeah men and women sure are different hey you know i've been doing some stand up you want to hear a joke have you really been to a senate and women sure are different no i haven't but um uh you know what i do is like i'm laying there on my side and yes you reach down and you grab a bum cheek and you just slowly and so just it comes out and then uh my wonderful fiance will say hey did you what the hey don't you know and then i'll i'll blame it on ronnie because she's a gassy little dog but but of course we all have our own distinct smell yeah fortunate for me and you're not gonna believe this ronnie's smell worse than mine oh so yep here's a little korean science for you right and this is something that i i learned right is korean korean science korean isn't that the new that's the new guns n roses out that took 20 yeah anyway here's some korean science korean science alert um my poo my farts have not been smelling at all oh yeah that's the most korean thing no but very korean very clean and efficient yeah you know um in fact the the smell is crisp oh it's like almost oxygen like like a springtime like it's like you're on a lake in you know the great lakes i don't know where the great lakes are are there great lakes yeah there's a yeah during like during the spring on a great lake on a on a boat you get a gust of water is that true yeah a little gust of wind right no smog not that's what my fart but but one time last week it smelled real bad what did you eat and no it's not eating what i realized is that the farts smell when you have a gun loaded oh when there was a when there's a poo in the shaft right so the air goes through the poo yeah right to get released like the filter the bad filter right it's a bad filter right so it's like here's the deal that's that's and that's i've heard that's pure science i was really korean sized i can't remember where i where i read this but there was some sort of story just about you know north korean propaganda and stuff and that they were claiming that kim jong-un's farts smell like a spring meadow even when he has a [ __ ] in his [ __ ] that's a lie i know that's impossible right yeah it's like when they say that he bowled a perfect game or he shot or whatever under par and golf or stuff and they say his uh poo even if he has a a big poo poo lodged in his hole that his farts still smell like he will just to cabinet members have you ever seen video of this where he just pulls his pants down spreads his ass and they never [Music] that's literally when i take roman right that's literally my penis rising one more time i can i can tell you guys that's exactly what it sounds yeah uh you know what raise your hands if you have ed okay you guys a lot of it's common and it's not embarrassing right when the moment for intimacy arrives you need to be ready roman ready whether you've been in a relationship for years or just getting started having the confidence that comes from preparation means you're free to enjoy the moment when the moment 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two free pillows for our listeners at helixleve.com belly that's up to 200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows at helixsleep.com belly [Music] yeah thank you yes yes very good you know one of our um sponsors on my other podcast a couple was it last year was this company that made butt tape and basically its job is to keep your your cheeks spread apart for whatever purpose you need that for there are three let's name the three purposes right two i can think yeah yeah um number one so you never farts we know that never fart so you never fart right or you're constantly the seeping yeah so the cheeks spread apart sweetie it doesn't you don't tape the [ __ ] yeah i understand yeah okay it would make no sense if you taped the [ __ ] okay yeah right yeah that and also why would you sell that i could just do that on my own right i'll just go get tape electrical tape they do that to check for worms they tape the [ __ ] then you check for the larva oh gosh whoa that's me backing up well that's how you do that but let me ask you about that right why would you have larva in your butthole because kids and humans get parasitic worms yeah you rub your face in a dead mouse and then later you have larvae oh i didn't i'd like to market a tape that's the opposite of that that keeps your butt cheeks together so that when you fart it's loud so sort of like a super trap muffler unlike a like a low to the ground you know honda or mitsubishi yeah you're like come on with the bra yeah yeah just like tape that's really it's for and it's for sweaty big sweaty butt guys like me hi i'm will sasso are you having a hard time making loud farts and scaring your partner out of bed laying it on the dock get will sasso's butt tape but you know what it would backfire because if your ass if your ass right yeah it's clamped down like that yeah right it would sound not like a far but like a what whistle queef oh so i don't think you've heard of queef lately i have they they sound like tight farts i just watched a funny queef on instagram a girl she was like oh i'm going to talk to my doctor yes i saw that you see that yes yeah yeah we're going viral today hey everybody check out the internet speaking of the internet you want to talk about my new podcast i got one it called it's called doozy doozy who is it with me and chad culchin do you know chad have you ever met chad no who is he chad's a a a writer of uh writer and producer films movies he writes books and [ __ ] we've known each other almost 20 years and uh yeah we got a new podcast and it is the this is why i stuck this sticker that's our logo um uh it's a d and um dudesy is the first ever there we are it's the first ever podcast ever uh actually run by this proprietary ai it's run by artificial intelligence we had a company yeah we had a company approach us that said we have this proprietary ai that's moving into the podcast space we want to use ai for i mean everyone's using ai for everything you know nowadays yeah uh there's medical applications and governments are being run by ai and so we have this [ __ ] yeah it is but anyway so i understand yeah all right yeah yeah all right anything asian he gets like i know i know china yeah yeah uh yeah so we started a new podcast called doozy well we didn't start it this this thing approached us they said all you guys got to do is show up we will give you the assignments we will give you the segments and basically the ai one of the things that we've learned that it does and that it guarantees is that each uh episode well it guarantees this i don't know if it does it but each episode should be better than the last because it gathers data based not only on our podcast but comments out there analytics of what has been heard what the audience is responding to says less of that more of this and uh oh yeah it's really [ __ ] weird i don't know it's interesting it's a fun thing and basically it's taken our like we gave our like our passwords search histories data histories purchase histories it has all of our text messages between each other and everything else so it has access to everything let me get this straight i can design let's look at this podcast we just did today okay okay so much so people are lis people are listening right yeah and they they like the the the tape and the butthole yeah right that whole right tape and the butt thing right so the ai will get all the comments and all the stuff and the clips and all the stuff right it generates and then the next week dudesy or the people that run the thing go oh it's just doodsy now it's just dudesy and us okay but you guys right they say um or they really like the so do more of the tape and the butt thing but right but dudesy would also sort of essentially create a segment where that would make sense like here let me give you a weird little bit okay because like yeah but no but i'm just saying like it goes like it doesn't work but the pod it has also consumed every podcast ever recorded it's listed every podcast i've ever done it well you know this this this um group that is working in ai basically sicked the the ai out on the podcast space and was looking for two people who are friends in real life who have podcast experience chad has a podcast about the bachelor that he does and he used to do tmp with me from like 2015 on him and tommy blocha and uh he and basically what happens is is it it said here are two guys will sasso hasn't done podcasts in like three or four years uh this is a good group to do it because they're sort of fresh to this kind of concept and uh it will essentially you know it essentially tailors uh each each segment and tailors the show uh for our audience and and for us and find strengths like it'll say hey because it's listen every podcast news podcasts are a popular thing blah blah blah will sasso you won't stop doing your stupid hulk token impersonation so it's like do this is infomania so it's like i don't know it's like hulk hogan delivering the news so but then it ai generates a comedic script based on other bits that i've done things with chad the way that like some of chad's writings some of my hulk hogan stuff uh the actual news it's bizarre have you ever heard like ai's like um do like nirvana or something or it's like these are beatles songs that don't exist oh no they oh did they do that now yeah dude they do everything i want to listen listen to it if you put up with your headphones on you guys oh okay [Music] all aid [Music] now [Music] wow that's weird it's at work well it's sitting here in my phone i guess but uh if you hit uh or listening through my phone if you play the first few seconds of that you'll you'll see the song i'm talking about in the intro after you take this survey [Music] i wrote a song about the stupid app the right song you gotta pick the right song to cry to yeah don't cry just any song don't cry here we go [Music] [ __ ] hole right look how happy we are to the digging you look happier than me i don't know got a pretty big smile on your face jump in the hole and stay in the hole wow hey all right know well i'm talking over that because may i say something real quick um you know will and his buddy just started this new duty podcast they get cgi intros and stuff what do we got bud we got nothing we don't have no ai we got nothing here baby well time for you guys to start riding on the crest of that future wave yeah how do we get into this this arena ohio yeah i want to get in the ai arena dude you want to know something yeah bobby yeah dudesy's listening right now and doozy here's you wow who knows what you want yeah you even say it but that nirvana song terrible what are you talking about even the even the [ __ ] thing what do you tell you wouldn't that that that could be those ones oh yeah i want to hear the beatles now this because i'm a beatles fan me too this will convince me but i doubt it [Music] okay yeah it's the worst beatles song i've ever heard about it it's a ringo song it's a yeah it's a rainbow definitely yeah it's a submarine it's an octopuses garden that's not as good as the nirvana in mind yeah yeah but the nirvana has literally cobain's guitar sound the the but it but it sounds like kurt went hey guys let's work on a song and they just kind of jammed yeah but it's not a finnish product like let's put this on the album well you know that well no but that you know that the way that and whatever this is if you're a nirvana fan you know that he would a lot of times just come up with melodies and a lot of songwriters do this and go ran around a brand-new ran a banner rant and then [ __ ] words later right you know right okay um i don't know it's it's really it's you know what i think i i think i'm freaking out right now how would you feel i'm scared like a couple years from now you see a guy on the screen um in a comedic role that looks like you sounds like you but somehow you're not getting residuals for that oh so they they a-eyed bobby lee yeah let's say bobby lee quits well if i was but we want bobby and like and just like that's season six i think that you i'm sorry to cut you off yeah how would you feel if that happened but i i i but you could cut me off okay i haven't done it i'm in a movie theater yeah and i don't know i'm in the movie or you know what i mean and i'm watching i think it would be distracting because i'd be jerking off i love myself no but i i think that it would i would probably walk back into the lobby and call my agent and go what the [ __ ] is this well i think that there's gonna be and this is what i was gonna say in response to that that our likenesses and the things that we do as performers i think we're in the sweet spot just being alive in 2022 because they will have to license that [ __ ] like you know um bruce willis is in a commercial right now say what you will in russia about i don't know what the product is but it's completely deep fake a.i bruce willis and they're doing a lot of this [ __ ] now where there is going to be i don't know is bruce getting money from that yes oh good good good yeah he's getting it's licensed right that's his thing the james dean movie of course the estate of james dean how are they doing the james dean movie you know what i don't know but he's like it's like star wars it's like the princess leia at the end of whatever what was that rogue one or something anyway i don't know no it was i don't care she wasn't in rogue one all right sorry buddy yeah yeah uh this is a ai uh people have been posting this online like ai um converts like cartoon characters into real people oh yeah so this is that's all ai generated that's not a real person that's not a real person that's insane give me more give me more eric okay well that's that's a good one that's so [ __ ] good dude yeah well everyone check it out doozy and also check out the what's the movie that we're in together i forget what it's called you know what it's about uh we're doing a movie called the throwback that's what it's called it's called the throat it's called it's called the throwback that is so cool that you're doing it listen i only just like i knew about this movie for a bit but it's not of my doing and um so i'm happy to be on the team and it's great and justina machado is is in it wow she's a fantastic actor and uh we've worked together before so i'm stoked about that and then you're coming out that's gonna be awesome this would be so much fun yeah i mean i i i only did it because of you well now i'm only doing it because of you because what is that oh look at that is that jessica simpson yeah that's also crazy that jessica simpson that's so cute yeah that was the first sketch i ever did are you serious is that yours first sketch together yeah that was the first sketch i ever did look at your frosted tip i know and i it was my i was so scared i remember i only did that character one time it was a guy named what was it donnie yeah that's not a character dude that's just you and [Laughter] you got jessica simpson and then i'm over there pretending to be fred durst but can i tell you what happened donnie is just so there's a scene in that thing where and they didn't they cut it out but there's a scene where we're all dancing at the end right and i hit i was wailing my hands and i hit just like a simpson in the mouth oh yeah and when she opened her mouth her teeth were red from blood and i remembered dick plasucci going keep going keep going yeah and i was like i'm fired i'm fine i'm [ __ ] fired you know what i mean in my head oh but i remember that dude i re who you played fred durst there right yeah yeah yeah look at how skinny i was look at how scary you're getting back there again and young dude we were killing it back we were killing it before i had my tattoos removed yeah yeah you know what's funny about those times great cast yeah look at that oh that's not a cast that's when we came back to do oh that's one of the last shows oh that's right yeah i myself and mo yeah mo alex came lanigan's there was deborah no deborah came back came back yeah yeah but you know when when i was on that show i remember thinking i can't wait what's next or you know i can't wait to get out of the show to do something else yeah and it's like i wish i wish i was more appreciative while i was there yeah really yeah because it felt like because i've never been in a play really and i've never i don't know what it's like to run around you know like life nights you know live night when you're in like a bunch of [ __ ] the best you're just you know you're done with the sketching you're just pulling off wigs and changing into the thing and like looking at your script and just the excitement of the night crazy crazy nights sometimes you would do pre-shoots at six in the morning and then you have to do something at night and it was just like a crazy time but i i just thought that that was going to be like forever me too right and it's not it's there's nothing like it no i i people ask like was that fun [ __ ] yeah it was fun so of course there were all sorts of i mean you throw all these comedic people together and really with mad tv it's been said that the the the inmates were running the asylum yeah between those writers and those performers and writer performers and everyone just coming up with [ __ ] it was like it was so yeah you think it's just gonna last because you are in this crazy fast-moving machine with such turnaround and it's like as soon as the show's over you get a pack of here's what's in the you know we've done the table read earlier in the week and they've worked out what's got what's going to actually be in the show and it's like oh [ __ ] okay this is what's in the pack this is what we're shooting next week yeah that we're going to go and do a table read and we're going to move into rehearsals and do it and it's like you barely have the weekend to to you know to come off of that the last show and get ready for the next one but you liked it that way it was like yeah it was weird but i feel like everybody thought that okay this is like this you know saturday night live light or whatever you want to say but will and definitely people of of course everyone that's moved on uh to do other things we're all fortunate to keep going but it it was this weird thing of like hey we're gonna move on in a very specific way right like what does mad tv mean when saturday night live saturday night live means this and then living color means that or what whatever what all the sketch shows down the line what does mad tv mean but no we never did one living color never did either but like a mad tv movie yeah or any of that [ __ ] it was like once that show spat you out it was like you're done yeah and also you could tell that like there was no promotions like i never like saw billboard thoughts on it never never there was no promotion no commercials really dude my first season season three yeah they spent the entire funking publicity budget yeah on a bus that that had our that was like had us on it the cast like all over this big dumb bus you know like a huge cruise bus and it was going around town or sorry going around town i was going around the country and it was like the mad tv bus and blah blah and come out and there's going to be this and that and that and this but they blew all the [ __ ] money they didn't have any money in the budget for publicity to fly us out or even have us live in the goddamn thing and get it right so all there was with it was this [ __ ] bus driving around with our pictures yo that's it that's it that's it that's the bus that's the mad tv it was a bus that's our promotion that was our higher budget yeah and to see it now it's only in huntington beach too right yeah yeah it was just this bus and it and on the show they would run a commercial like the mad tv bus was blah blah blah and they shot this little promo yeah meet the cast of mad tv we don't have any money to yeah so yeah we're doing the show and that was it not a [ __ ] commercial you would never see a mad tv commercial on fox yeah unless it was within the mad tv hour block coming up yeah yeah yeah calming up after after the local news it was at the after local news you would see a commercial for mad tv yeah two minutes before mad tv i know it was which is something that happened with other tv shows back in the day i go what do we do we not know that we're about to watch the show that we're literally in the hour block yeah you did feel like they didn't give a [ __ ] it was also weird because when i went on i don't want to name names but when i came on the show the year i came on there was a lawsuit between an actor and the show right and then a lawsuit between two other actors as well right so it's like two actors i don't think there was i don't think it escalated to actual lawsuits no but there was threats or it was a weird thing about t-shirts because we didn't have any yeah one was a t-shirt but there was also one about racism right yes there was perceived racism there was a lot going on yeah and when i came on and i remember one of the actors coming up to me and going why'd you sign up for this as a nightmare jesus and i was just like this is my first week it's like yeah it was like what yeah but also it's like look in a show like that or i mean there's books written about saturday night live yeah how competitive it was i do believe that is more competitive and even more dysfunctional just from what i've heard oh yeah no no i know a guy i had lunch dinner with a guy two weeks ago that's on the show yeah and he was just like just his hand his head was in his whole dinner going i don't know what i'm gonna do man yeah i'm so miserable well to get your [ __ ] on yeah like i remember there was uh someone writing on the show who was good friends with one of the cast members back in the 2000s and said that she she was like all excited oh my friend so-and-so is on saturday night live oh cool and then she didn't for like seven or eight weeks she didn't get anything in the show got close dress rehearsal she's in the show oh my god and then last minute lauren's like no i don't think so and then so it's out so she couldn't technically be in the credits yet or something oh wow so it's like she's you know you're you're not just fighting for your job every week you're you're not even on the show that you're being paid to be on yeah yeah on saturday live it's insane and if you're a performer and you don't hunt down writers or bring your own [ __ ] and go again this is just from what i've heard from other writers and performers uh that that you're [ __ ] you're not you're not getting on the show whereas mad tv was run a little more like a tv show we there was sort of a a thing of like well you know will's light in this episode throw him in this sketch or like bobby's light and he's new so let's tell him that this is a character we'll call him donny and let him yeah no there was a couple uh episodes were like this week you're going to be japanese businessman number two right yeah literally literally number two i'm like who's number one there's no i'm the only asian guy they cast that out yeah yeah who's number one pat kilbane he can do anything yeah yeah but one time frank caliando's but you could but there it wasn't like like you know i put in dick lusuchi's office i heard about this yeah yeah yeah yeah and and i did it because he didn't put me in the jackie chan sketch i've talked about this before how was there a jackie chan sketch at mad tv and you're not in it he was that sketch with jackie yeah he was actually there yeah that's kind of weird you wanna you want to i mean they had that super asian episode of saturday night live recently where they had i can't i can't remember who was hosting see mooloo yes yes right and then so him and like bo and yang and it was like um and i have a buddy who's uh working on the show right now as a director mike diva uh who's asian and and so it's like you know so they you know on social media they're like hey like with writers and things i think it's good whatever we didn't know what the [ __ ] we were doing 25 years ago but yeah if jackie chan's on the show yeah bobby in it yeah put bobby lee in the [ __ ] sketch but they didn't so i put it in his office anyway yeah that's what you get but um i apologize dick i love that guy um so we're gonna do an unhelpful advice go ahead unhopeful advice with bobby kalila and will sasso uh long story short i grew up and still live in a small town which is made even smaller because i'm english and i live in quebec so there are less of us i'm currently taking my ex-boy my i'm currently taking my ex-boyfriend to court for beating me up on multiple occasions the entire english community that surrounds me has taken sides and have taken his side he's an extrovert and a popular likeable guy in public for contacts i have so much proof a judge decided to allow a trial which takes place this year on july 29th people have seen the proof themselves and still take aside just for popularities i guess my question is how do you deal with something like this to be more specific how do you become okay with with the fact that people choose what is popular over what's right but despite having overwhelming proof thanks leah can i can i just no this is not my thing but does this person know that they were contacting a podcast and not an attorney we get some wild stuff yeah yeah so the further so and i just want to say out loud i just would like to preface whatever you're about to say and whatever i may be moving on to saying to help this this person who's in a horrible situation none of this will help go on unhelpful advice yeah have a funny point of view this is just the honest the honest the honest the honest thing is don't you want to really help this [ __ ] i am trying to help this person so wait a minute you do want helpful advice does this person so this person is joking on their own [ __ ] no no they really want us to see what our point is we say unhelpful to protect ourselves to protect ourselves right so your pricks are going like hey no it's terrible yeah yeah so anyway here's a bit that's not this is real though i don't think dudesy would allow you to do this if dude like did you be like this is nothing but a liability and it's a waste of your comedic talent you can't control how people feel and think right people will just have their opinions so you can't you can't stress out about things you can't control right so that's one thing but the second thing is is that he is going to court right that in itself right is stressing him the [ __ ] out that just alone he might not get you know i mean convicted you know i mean i don't know what's going to be the outcome but this is not this is not a happy part of his life i don't unless he's a narcissist and he enjoys the attention yeah but if he's a normal or relatively normal guy who has like a rage streak or whatever it's not a good time for him he's stressed out he thinks about it every day what's gonna happen this and that and it's probably affecting him in a negative way you know um but the outcome of the trial and how people feel you have no control over that and i just in my own personal life i'm i'm going through a lot of different things and i can't you know on twitter people's opinion i i can't fight them i that's just how they feel and they don't have i don't know why they say what they say but it's like that's it yeah will what will well that's the current that's the currency of the internet is the people just kind of float out it's not even it might not even be their opinion i know you know what i mean that's the thing it's just there to i mean trolling is trolling yeah and they just want to get a rise out of you so it's like here's the most abrasive thing i can say and the shorter it is the better like uh you know or whatever any response on tw i mean twitter is twitter used to be just dick jokes and [ __ ] was fun yeah it was fun and now it's like super whatever it is what it is now i still i still cruise twitter i don't use it too often but yeah i don't pay any attention to it yeah but the other thing is i'm sorry i'll see like uh people with a profile it's one thing if you say something that's super shitty or meant to hurt someone or is like an absolutely awful take but i see people who are definitely very visible going oh yeah [ __ ] you which i think is horrible for the societal discourse but it's also totally fine because yeah you know what [ __ ] you doesn't even mean much anymore and if we're going to be able to survive the way that the access that we're all um you know subjected to now uh and and we all are sort of we're all in it whether or not we like it we all everyone gets a say and people under 30 don't get the way that you and i used to do comedy or be on tv or whatever and not have people coming at us just literally to be shitty i think that you do have to raise the stakes to some level of oh you know what [ __ ] you i'm shutting your [ __ ] noise off because it doesn't [ __ ] matter sounds like this girl though is i don't know the particulars of whatever hopefully she gets she gets her justice but um but the thing is so who cares if he's [ __ ] popular and like who cares yeah like that doesn't have anything to do with the bottom line yeah in the meantime stay at home [ __ ] in a cup don't go outside right order your food in hopefully you get it what is it called the three for one yeah someone comes over find a new relationship somebody who doesn't mind that you're [ __ ] in a cup and you have dead cats over a mountain of [ __ ] newspapers yeah and you pull your ass cheek out sideways to fart silently move on with your life and don't worry about how [ __ ] popular this [ __ ] goof is yeah you know what i mean he'll get it sounds like a bad guy man sure like laying your his hands on you that's [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah well we'll see well i mean but it's in trial it's going to trial you go to trial right so [ __ ] a yeah that's the thing nowadays man i mean we gotta [ __ ] rely on it but you canadians have weird [ __ ] laws oh yes we have extremely weird laws we have the uh we have the house trade you know what the house trade is every year you have to trade your house with a neighbor you never you're not allowed to keep your house for a year never heard of that one oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you traded your house of equal value yeah but uh just so that we can see how other people live we're very much and we trade our houses there's no such thing as land uh no land ownership um i mean you're complaining about the indoor plumbing this lady's plumbing stopped and started our plumbing is run uh totally it's all electric uh plumbing but our poo is very small and it fits in wires um uh yeah because of the way we eat we eat clean nothing but salmon and peaches i love canadians man we're we're pretty [ __ ] good we're pretty we're pretty advanced uh society now we got some we got some [ __ ] problems in canada too damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] fart so dudesy where are they where can they find see dudesy dudesy you can get on youtube you can get it wherever you get podcasts apple podcast spotify all that stuff are uh we're on uh the instagram is is is pretty busy uh at dudesy pod show it's dude with sy at the end d-u-d-e-s-y dudesy pod show twitter instagram i guess we'll do the phone check out the movie throwback the throwback the throwback oh here's some instagram happenings oh it made me read some news about uh heads in a box someone had human heads in a box in denver right now it's 36 degrees in denver brother yeah dude that's the news brother you got these human heads in a box in denver brother and nobody knows where they came from see uh it's just have you ever met him a few times yeah is he nice he's a very nice guy yeah you do hulk impression in front of him uh i have oh i did uh didn't i do that once no i don't know but you know where he is dude he's in clearwater beach which is uh it's right next to tampa if it's not part of tampa hogan's hangout i am going there every [ __ ] day okay but can we go when i'm doing the movie yeah can you take me there uh here's what has to happen yes first of all yes yes i hulk hogan the character of hulk hogan i always have to remind myself there's a man there also and there's there's been a lot of controversial things uh that have come in and out of hulk hogan's life over the past few years that's uh that notwithstanding he was superman to me when i was a kid there's no there was nobody higher than hulk yeah so i also loved you know i loved the [ __ ] a team i loved b.a barakas you know and when he started hanging out with hulk it was like this to me was like what heaven better than like [ __ ] batman superman all the 80s like yeah uh who who else was the big guy david hasselhoff none of these people mattered as much to me as hulk hogan and now that you know i like to goof on him and do stuff although it's very i don't get into you know me i like light uh victimless comedy bobby especially on mad tv as i'm impersonating fred durst i'm sure that was very kind um but uh i i've i've talked to him he you know he knows that i do an impersonation of him uh and and i am gonna i i'm gonna have to reach out and be like because i've met him a few times like i've been fortunate when i'm there yeah absolutely i want to go to hogan's hangout yeah no absolutely but i just had a stroke when i said that you know i don't like that i i uh i i i i'm going to have to reach out you have to reach out and be like hey terry uh oh that's me on uh that's that's uh we were promoting the movie the three stooges and we went to wwe raw we're looking at a picture of me as it was curly doing uh hulk hogan oh that's insane oh it went great by the way yeah because uh as a lifelong wrestling fan you know i believe that pro wrestling is a a very unique art form it's uh i think oh you did yeah you did take me to youtube somebody like shared that online recently on yeah on social media wait that's online yeah there's a picture of there's video of me like oh and we're there with shawnee with sean oh i tried to try to try to find it okay i also brought sean the guy you were talking about yeah 3 000. andre andre 2000 because it was before and and i was giving you chops i was chopping you up that's right yeah yeah and uh we were ringsided yeah i've been fortunate enough to do a lot of stuff with those weirdos and hang out and get to go to shows and meet hulk a bunch of times it's always weird for me uh he's not you know wrestling anymore now you know hulk is 92 years old geez doesn't he look great no he's 92. no he's not oh how old am i he's in his 60s he's in the 60s yeah he has to be yeah yeah but he's still 60 uh 16. i [ __ ] believe that well you know i have covered like brain fog so i was like maybe you think he's older than joe biden he's older 68 yeah anyway he's standing up straight let's give will sasso and we you know you gotta visit more often i would love to all right i i [ __ ] hey let me say something to your to your audience directly bobby right here is saying hey you go just tell them online or [ __ ] tell doozy and doozy will get it done and bobby won't know anything about it say have will back i'll come back on you know what i'll do some doozy humor oh i'll be you tell me what to say and i'll do a hulk hogan thing yeah we'll have a great time i'll get a [ __ ] stack of solo cups and i'll eat nothing but figs and olive oil so that when i get here i can [ __ ] all over your [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 541,831

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Id: 956QTPqPgEU

Length: 83min 20sec (5000 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 14 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/sepp_omek]

congrats to will on his engagement.

[u/jimmy_jazz__]

I'm laughing so hard at Will describing his new podcast and Bobby completely buying the AI gimmick. Everybody needs to check out Dudesy btw, I've been listening from day one and it's been such a hilarious run.

Any fellow Dudesy listeners out there, I wanna shake your hand.

[u/squatdeadpress]

Bobby looking like a new man being this sober. Good for him

[u/Sj0w]

Can't believe it took this long to have Sasso back, guy is hilarious

[u/RicoT22]

Episode sucked tbh

[u/JakobSynn]

People need to listen to his new podcast Dudesy. It's fucking hilarious.

I was also astonished to know that they've never had Ike Barinholtz on the podcast. Are they still on good terms? Maybe that's why he hasn't been on.

[u/donaldyoung26]

The Mad TV sketch where Bob and Sasso played a gay couple was hilarious. https://youtu.be/pPrKrnKLCBM?t=229

[u/mahakala7363]

I randomly skipped to a part when they were talking about lady hoarding shit, and then of course they are still going on shit and fart lol.

[u/gungano]

Ngl the chemistry in the episode was off between bobo and will