Car Accident Simulator

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oh wow oh i will look at the phone yes there yes hello editor you hear that lixie you're demoted to editor again [Laughter] fortunately it's all sorted and properly filed and it's up to you to figure out what exactly happened after each accident don't worry thanks to the brand new software we've got your vr headset it's much more fun than it sounds what could be more fun than exploring uh gruesome accidents which is what this game is all about hi everybody my name is markiplier welcome to accident today we are accident investigators because who doesn't want that simulator and that's what we have today so what we're going to do is we need to put the cd of each case into your laptop run the software that pops into your screen and pull on the vr headset from then you'll be controlling our heroes right from the moment they arrive at the scene i have no idea how it works that's always a good sign by the way the first scenario is a tutorial highly recommend you start with that one okay sure uh you hear that accidents virtual that was a baby it's a dummy it could be a baby dummy i don't know this cds cd baby scd call the ambulance as soon as you can the sooner they arrive the more chances the victims have oh they're not dead oh why am i on the scene first why am i the first responder shouldn't they be the first responder why am i probably the insurance cri am i crashing am i dying oh god please okay good yeah here officer markiplier on the scene call him oh yeah hello one 911 what country is that what country has emergency as 112. okay thank you parent from peanuts call um i thought i did that why aren't you them can you give cpr on this dummy can i do turn on the hat right that's a good point that's a good point who am i i feel like i'm some accident insurance uh manager and that's why i was tailing these people and maybe costing accident myself i don't know why am i looking over here put up put out the fire how do i get out of the car okay uh excuse me you'll be fine i'm not a professional but i'm here to help warning sign of the top right is displayed if there's something in need of your immediate action like a fire i don't see no oh my god there's a fire good lord there's a fire okay um sure good thing you had an accident in this convenient hangar okay skadoosh sploosh flash flam flambe it's not doing nothing it does nothing it's not doing nothing is it doing it there we go damn this game is kind of cool not gonna lie this game kind of well made i didn't expect i was expecting like crap where some i just i have to what when helping always follow these four steps call for help secure the area assess the sewage and help the victims okay is it getting the area i need to turn off this car i don't know how you made it out there there's or okay if i'm an investigator there's clearly something already going poorly how did both victims who are bleeding get removed from the car which crashed into apparently nothing and then ejected both passengers out of the car oh wow the driver's seat definitely shot through so this person must have been the driver got shot out cut up on the glass while this one was actually behind the driver waiting lurking ready to strike with a garrote wire he ran his hands through the driver's hair group wire around the neck strangled the driver causing the driver to lose control spin out hit that then spin out again ejecting both passengers straight out the front onto these conveniently placed blankets it's the perfect crime turn off hey boss i did it the lower left you can see the hud icons representing all the victims with their respective health bars oh yeah they're alive when a health bar reaches zero that person dies and the scenario fails this doesn't count if the victim was dead before your arrival to know which health bar belongs to which victim you need to inspect them excuse me while i cop a field to inspect hmm let's look at those lips nope never mind gently shake the shoulder you awake sir can you hear me can you sir sir please can you hear me sir you all right you okay there oh it's gone ah man okay check for breathing let me just gently shake your lips you're right what oh my god why is this dummy breathing that shouldn't be happening that's a [ __ ] horror movie right now oh [ __ ] what's the opposite of asmr i can't last i'm sorry i'm gonna look at your wound that's a wound all right yeah that's also a wound oh my god oh the chest is moving oh no all right thanks bud i'll be right with you let me check your murderer you okay hey hey hey you okay there yeah you're right why are we trying to kill that man huh admit it just admit it everything will go easier if you just admit it to me if you made a mistake you can rewind did i did i dick around for too long i might advice no what have i done oh oh i see i i didn't i let go too soon okay so oh hi what okay but i don't know if i made a mistake did i made a mistake sir you all right sir you okay i'm gonna listen to you breathe again which is my favorite thing okay so they're alive and they have two wounds okay you sir sir and you're dead got it victims who aren't breathing should be a top priority as long as you're able how am i supposed to know if they are just not breathing or they're dead because and i'm just saying this like what if i'm just doing cpr on a dead guy anyway here comes first aid my dude let's get my gloves on get the mask ready nope apparently not open the airway how do i do that this is a bad time for me to hate mannequins oh all right cpr mask in hand right yeah chest compression time baby start going dunk slower oh my god he's really goosh in there you're gonna be fine you're gonna see your mannequin family again your mannequin children your mannequin wife or husband whatever faster slower perfect i'm the best i'm the greatest there ever was oh hmm what am i doing what am i doing what do i do what wow one okay two breaths and then compression no breathing oh no what is happening what is any of that what is that point am i supposed to kill this man am i finishing the job in this exercise your job is to collect relevant evidence and figure out what was the cause of the accident i already figured it out this person who tried to murder that driver who got his just desserts caused an accident and ended up dead unfortunate it's unfortunate okay muffler debris clue plays this evidence in first position two something a thingamabob uh a bobbum a thing debris a tire was it missing a tire put the events in the correct order f [Music] what i'm sorry what one two three four i did it this is just dead i didn't even need to help the other one oh they both died i'm just an idiot well that was depressing the most depressing way to learn how to be a weirdo that finds auto accidents all the time why am i this [Music] well time to drink my sorrows away hey now you finish the tutorial you can start working on the real thing amy what's happening what's happening here what's going on here amy has prepared two cases for you to solve just remember if you have any problems you can always redo the tutorial we've got mark amy editor what is happening here accidents so there's gotta be some real stuff that i can enjoy okay let's look at this bastard sad you've run out of time considering completing the tasks in a different order how much time do i have what i learned from the test dummies is they're gonna die no matter what i do so why even bother right everybody why even bother well this is just beautiful why's this game look so good my computer can't handle it oh that's a problem wait where did that other truck come from how'd that other truck get going going over there if this whole road's blocked up oh that's the criminal right there that's that's the problem okay emergency call it in hey hey we got problem here hey hello okay make sure the area is safe the area is stunning okay um is the area safe any fires oh no oh my god this is gonna be legit okay i could make jokes about dummies but these are computer characters i'm gonna really feel bad about this okay where's my triangle um whole 50 meters okay cool sure that makes sense blap do i gotta put one on the other side probably i don't have another oh oh oh he got a problem uh any of you guys got an emergency triangle uh seem to be a needed one i can't jump so i don't know how i'm gonna get to you guys do you have one you have a triangle jammed well ain't this just a kerfuffle i object to this horrendous treatment of me oh my god oh my are you okay sir probably not turn off the ignition in all vehicles uh just gonna reach past you here there we go for now if ignition helps prevent electrical systems from starting a fire the more you know i don't have another triangle am i spot am i dumb am i an idiot how does one do that oh my i hate you i hate you i did i thought this was just like monster oh i didn't see the yellow bulbous sack on the tree nah i didn't see that that's my fault i can see how that's my fault so clearly now i need to mark another location on the other side where is it i don't see it where is it do one of you have a triangle is that i should try to rip that bad boy off that sign i'm gonna put it on the road give me a triangle you better have a triangle do you have a triangle you got trout well i would have loved to know that i was supposed to do that but i guess i had to figure it out one of these people is gonna die and i'm gonna fail everything okay anybody on fire no i can't even blast you for jokesies all right um turn off that i gotta go before these people expire um all right try find where you are try your gps if you have one what do you mean woman look at the stars where's the moon i don't know my car built-in gps is a tesla sat nav there i am okay when giving your location try to avoid gps coordinates since they can be imprecise use road names and distances okay check every victim to see who needs your help the most i'll relay that to the paramedics okay cool hey aristotle i know your name somehow yup you okay okay he breathing he breathing he probably not doing too good okay uh octavio pagnotto hey ma'am ma'am ma'am you okay unbuckle seatbelt oh no i hate it oh i hate this oh my god i hate that i could never i mean i could i mean clearly oh my god jesus christ if she's dead i'm gonna be so upset okay you're not dead okay you're you're alive oh my god oh my god no you're dead was a broken neck oh oh my god [Music] oh the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my god okay i need to help you holy [ __ ] need first aid oh am i gonna need the utility knife probably okay here we go buddy uh i wasted so much time but here we go cut off the branch well this is inefficient or that's an extremely sharp knife put on gloves get the sibbers and we're gonna take care of yous buddy we're gonna take care of you don't worry we got this i got gauze in hand there we go apply pressure till help arrives well this game is gonna be messed up huh and i guess that should have been obvious considering it's about horrific car crashes and analyzing thereof jesus gather all the clues okay sure yeah skid marks aristo turns away from the accident but loses control and hits a tree well well well pamphlet unsecured logs falling off the logging that's my nightmare ever since i saw final destination 2 my nightmare has been logs falling off of a truck and it's horrifying when the log smashes into this is a branch clue a loose branch gets stuck in the compact car's wheel making it impossible to turn horrible shouldn't you like go shouldn't you go okay so what happens is logs fall off trailer log hits that can't turn and then finish off done luckily for eriosto the branch to pierce his chest missed his lungs this and your immediate help ensured that despite a minor infection his wound healed a short time i sure took my time but he's alive and that's what matters oh the log killed polito on the spot dude that was the truck the truck that drove by me that was the criminal truck no no no oh my god nine at the time was raised by his godfather and his family later in his life became a paramedic oh no oh no you're never confident enough to drive a car oh no oh this is not gonna be a fun game jeremy christmas fascinated so much work went into this game i mean it's an educational experience that's for sure i don't think people would be playing this for fun no way in hell march 4th oh my god these are in the future jesus christ oh no we can prevent this we can save these people i think probably oh but this is good information now i know what to do if i ever come across a car accident call emergency hazards get out your triangles i gotta get triangles man lots of triangles like too many triangles oh here i go lenin i'm not gonna try oh blast we're an oblast in the future oh well that's a problem do a sweet 180 bro not all this safety stuff aren't i a little far from oh oh oh oh ah ah i don't know the number right here no salsa oh that's a problem what do i do uh how do i do i gotta run and get oh my god oh what happened oh my god horrible oh excuse me harder than me oh my god oh my god how about here no bars ah damn it so do i just gotta go around till i get bars if somewhere here it's got to be reception i just gotta run around like a like an idiot until i find it oh is there like a pay phone is there a payphone hey phone hey phone over there oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die pay phone phone of pay pay my phone this is a very strange building but okay do you have a phone you got a phone in there your phone hello hello your phone work you got phone at work phone work hello ah you have bar i see oh one one two again so that must be here okay so i gotta turn off these oh my god oh god hey let me squeeze in here buddy boo um all right see ya later dude please be careful in crossing the street yeah i i've figured that out okay let me get my triangle no let me get my triangle where do i put it where do i put in the middle in the middle of the road in the middle in the mid where do i put it i don't know where to put it oh i see oh okay all right yeah that's gonna help don't kill me oh thread the needle i'm fine hey there's a problem are you gonna slow down not even a little bit try to move the planks well okay i'm glad you assume that i am incredibly strong which i am but also you could not yeah whatever i'll do it okay move this move that move that excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me uh hello hi i'm gonna turn that off thank you okay let's see what you got here hey buddy buddy igor yeah right there none of these people are gonna be able to hear me i have a funny feeling unbuckle open here we go open wide definitely breathing oh this one don't look so good uh blocked by a window maybe if i roll the window down with these amazing power windows uh-huh amazing incredible uh hello let me slide in here ma'am ma'am open or open up oh i hate this thing i mean i know it's probably how it's done but also you know okay so i don't know if my gps is going to work but might as well try it i'll have to hop into the other one and see how that goes uh [Music] okay i gotta go try the other but i'm gonna bring a a medical kit i'm coming buddy hold on you won't be able to no i'm coming till i shake your shoulder hello sir sir sir sir hello whoa that's a big wound but you're breathing okay i think i need to help this one and maybe the old lady too they're all stable are they stable protect the victims from the cold how do i do that how i don't have blankets what do you mean what do you mean protect a bit oh pull them out right do i have to cross the road with this guy oh [ __ ] yeah protect them from the cold by putting them in the snow yeah pick them up who picks people up like this all right buddy oh my god oh we're gonna play the worst game of frogger ever oh no this is awful oh this is terrible oh this is horrible what where do i put him oh my god i'm aware i'm aware thank you i don't know where to put him he's very cold and this is a very inefficient way to carry someone oh in my car oh okay in my car that makes a lot of sense this guy's gonna die i'm too slow my car is in my car i bet my car so don't try to efficiently pack him in there just right in the back buddy hey lady you wait your turn lady we're go oh uh roll that window up you seem a little uh nippy close i guess who's the fourth victim says three or four so why is it three and four close what is that wes i don't know what the name i don't know what i'm doing okay all right i i know what i'm doing now all right you're coming with me vlad we're gonna put some stuff on your head and we're gonna carry you across this really really untrustworthy road all right come with me all right here we go okay it's fine it's fine okay what happens if you get hit oh that's what happens so don't do that all right i'm out okay vlad we're going globba's bandage bam done pick up like a boost not gonna get hit by a car not gonna get hit and then we just pop him in my car close up the other car which for some reason worked i don't know maybe i guess i could have just closed the door but i guess maybe not how about in the really passenger doors locked really those doors are locked fun okay all right i see how it is okay close that close that close that and then i'm actually gonna close all this and they'll apparently be fine perfectly stable roll that up in fact i did most of the problem by opening everything up all right wait for help to arrive how i just wait in here oh okay cool or at least no one's dead this time hello everyone's dead well now i have to investigate don't i discover the cause all right good clues okay cool well seems like they wreaked havoc because they don't like slams break was locks for all four wheels the idiot what are you even doing crashes his car into the park shed okay but why was it an intent to murder didn't love his wife anymore wanted to cause a calamitous accident i see how it is has this finally been blocked off am i in trouble okay i think i think it's good so there's gotta be oh vladimir loses control of his car while changing lanes interesting fascinating ooh what is this and just control the slide and turn into a parking area oh la vadim collides with mishkin's car i thought it was vlad i'm an idiot pickup spins around and slides into a tree you're right about that okay so using my biggest brain possible vladim vadim loses control vadim collides pickup spins around slides into a tree manages to control the slide turned into a parking area slams breaks hits the thing done scenario success for me despite losing consciousness after hitting the shack igor didn't suffer any serious injuries paramedics were able to revive him on the way to the hospital and he was able to leave the next day well okay that's good during the accident minor injuries advanced age her recovery was slow and problematic with the support of her husband and children she left the hospital after a few months a few months months good god head injury wasn't the most serious threat to his life colliding with the tree crushed several of his ribs which caused a lot of internal damage including a punctured lung long recovery time that he had to close his business well that's sad oh okay redeem unless it's logging and you happen to cause another mountain accident somewhere this is fascinating okay i think i'm good for now because otherwise i think this this game is going to send me into a spiraling depression but fascinating right fascinating that this is a game and it's very well made like this is extremely well made i'm gonna leave this here but if you guys want to investigate accidents which is a fascinating thing to say that you can do i mean check it out what else can i say about it it was not an experience that i was prepared for but you know i'm not upset that it exists i mean this is cool i learned a lot which actually is strange when it comes to gaming but thank you for watching and learning with me and now you know and armed with your knowledge we can save lives so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye
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Channel: Markiplier
Views: 3,343,826
Rating: 4.9709349 out of 5
Keywords: markiplier, gaming, accident, simulator, car crash, investigator
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Length: 27min 36sec (1656 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 22 2021
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