THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School

oh my god oh my god the faces i like it very much indeed and i definitely know who i want to be i'm gonna throw up the second one down on the left i'm with you the rest of them what about the fourth on the left well oh but i've seen people that look top right i know that man that's the assistant vice principal in my high school i'm 90 sure oh okay all right then tell me you don't know that human that's definitely a person someone should be a student do you i i picked a student because you guys said you weren't i really got this is a bra that i'm wearing you get money by beating the crap out of students why well do i just beat up students welcome to my class lord minion minions oh my god how did you pull such a big skateboard out of your anus oh my god left click is punched just like back in my day hi oh hey are you bringing an early lunch yeah actually it's called a knuckle sandwich oh no i'm thinking about this oh i killed jessica oh no oh dear oh she disappeared nothing happened there's no body you can't prove what did you didn't see anything oh no oh whoa was me okay i'm fine now what do we do i pull just can't look at me grandma my game just changed sizes that's what you want to see holy sweets jesus wow look at these tony hawk skills damn roots top six 360 shoving jessica's body oh she's back oh hey oh you're back are you jessica oh you know what they wanted to come back to my classroom this is what you get for learning if you want to be in school it's not safe why are you beating up that poor girl mission accomplished why did you not stop us my mission drive school bus into lake school lunch man get your skateboard out of a skateboard well you should get one i'm delightful all right oh god he has a bow and arrow oh no how did he get a bow and arrow i'm going to beat your ass ah freak out i'm going to beat your ass you can't shoot us both you can't shoot us both oh frick how do we win uh well my mission says i want to drive the school bus into the lake so oh hey one of you guys gets another cool thing in here i get it oh that's a jet pack how do you sure see it it's my dude there we go who peter's ass oh my god i would have whatever is this supposed to be happening what happened i got washed into the sky all right wait you have a bunch of like high tier [ __ ] this seems like it's just laying around in the school for the most part all this stuff is just like is that an air cannon did you launch me into the sky with you yes i think so you know kind of stuff that's just normally lying around schools where uh where did you guys go i'm in the library of the school uh-huh i'm also in the library learning huh i'm heading for the yellow air oh hey oh god don't don't let him get you he he can't because i'm got a jet it's not working i thought that he wouldn't be able to do it when i was flying take some of this and one of these please hold on wait no you can't escape chef got a jet pack ah no why oh god that seems really unfair yeah come on student let us beat you up what what is oh you killed him i killed him he's dead our work here is done what does this arrow mean i'm so confused i don't know i also have the mission of driving the school bus into the lake i think that's the teacher mission my mission is wait no i've got the same mission so i guess we're competing together all right let's go get on the school bus kid it's time to go do you have the school bus where's the school bus i see it there it is eyes on the school bus where where is it woof other side of the school where i beat up that kid oh [ __ ] and then and then um wait hey wait i oh what oh oh you ready you ran me over oh well mark found it again i found it out of the school i feel like you misled me about where the school bus is on the other side of the school to the left if you're leaving out the back of the school you know what take it all right thank you how do you even get on the bus press f to free your hands and then press e oh uh grandma can you get in the bus uh africa careful it's very deadly tires on the front there's two tires on the back but there's two tires in the front look man just like how school buses are ma'am i can't i can't i can't only one person could be in a vehicle but you can take one of the other cars take one of the cars take a car oh hell yeah mark it's dead ahead let's go all right your character when she runs just like the scariest zombie like ever i've never seen a grandmother so i'm like holding my side right now i see that dead ahead oh this is not a liquid this is um this is an ocean it's a great lake oh you're right oh wait i don't think we could drive over those you're right here we go oh great lake send it baby i sent it oh i don't know if that counts as a lake does it wait shark shark shark oh hey guys how's it going i'm going to punch a shark oh are we going after him oh wait [Applause] i've got lunch i'm coming to help you buddy all right i'm coming look like meat's back on the menu boys that looks delicious child did you capture that shark yes it's a lie now of course it's ow sorry sorry you think you can take me i've bested a great white can i oh i can throw oh no oh no the shark oh you mine yeah my my oh my god i threw him i know hey douche like playing catch with the kid physical education what the hell happened oh that's a blue that is yeah it's fine oh good throw grandma there you go go along i don't think you can actually grab it out of midair i think you were right yeah you're right of course you're going to place a contingency into this game to grab at midair my arms are in i think i still hang on are you broken throw it send it my way past me yeah well that's gone well oh my god there's this there's a rocket ship oh my gosh guys come here i'm on the way hang on i'm gonna break and enter into this house and see what kind of supplies i have because my jet packs are gone apparently no wait i was pressing the wrong button for just back um use a lighter wait a minute yeah so i told you whenever you beat up the kids you get money here follow me bob i didn't want to show you guys this but you've earned it why what have we done to earn it i'm in the coop in the oh god you really can go right in there i thought you were being metaphorical no where did you go wayne right here right here doesn't describe the joke shop turn left i see i see hey kids playing football have fun i'll have fun playing football you know i used to i used to be quarterback oh god they actually want me you'll never get me alive are you guys still by the joke shop i haven't even gone in it yet i was busy playing rugby oh my god hey i'm dead now thank you there's a hole i'm going in the hole i must go in oh god if you fell in the i'm dead can i please don't drive the bus into the hole all right i'm taking the boss into the why are you driving the bus into the hole why not and where's the hole wait there's a giant hole right here doesn't mean anything that's right uh there he goes oh okay um yeah all right jessica's back i'm gonna take jessica out again okay okay she's fine she's 100 percent fine actually i'm unclear on how this steamroller works uh you've got a steamroller come get rolled with this i don't want to bro i've died many times my god she's flat look everything it's like willy wonka rules up in here everything's fine you're so fine don't you feel mine that's exactly what happens in real life when you get steamrolled i'm fairly certain i'm better now are you oh apparently oh damn it [ __ ] you're like a goddamn 16 year old hercules damn you're strong hey but how do you mess with this uh wade well this this stream roller seems to be quite useless so i'm just gonna put it in this hole here all right oh the bus is already in the hole well well glad you enjoyed your shopping trip i am dead so far in the ocean listen i'm going to the rocket ship all right can i watch i suppose it's behind the soccer field from nowhere it is well no one was explaining anything to me so i just thought i'd be a good citizen here fair enough i see you skating down there ruth ruth the notorious rbg that's what they call me that's what you are i guess i'll oh my god i bought something called lighter and look what it is it's an aerosol can and a lighter oh fire up if i could just get my taint on this i think i'd balance oh no oh i got i did it holy crap bob i did it oh look at you i did it i got my taint right on there i'm trying to launch you into space my dude but all right well whenever you do it i'm ready oh use the rocket yeah maybe don't send it to space without me which i don't know i'll leave i don't i don't think it's working hmm was there a button problem maybe through your hands and then press it just says next mission dive oh no it just says in the bottom left you use a lighter and a launch rocket that's all i get wait do you know how to do it no i don't we never i never got this to work oh hey mark hello i really need to go get myself a jet pack pretty sweet skateboards nothing compared to it i don't seem to be able to burn weight this is a real sad show gang maybe these are just uh mark do you have any fireworks no not anymore i only have the one i can't even shoot you with arrows you're you're protected look at your invisible force field look at me more powerful than you could ever imagine i've ascended beyond it [Laughter] got him i'm gonna look for a lake i don't think there's a lake the pool is the closest i've found to a lake that's not a lake that's a pool there's a lake i see the lake where's where well the school bus wasn't completely boned i would say excellent job oh is it still in the hole yeah it's just in the hole all right gotta make some money here real quick are you beating the [ __ ] out of students to make money or is that an adult oh okay sure no i could also beat the [ __ ] out of students to make money can we blow up the bus with fireworks probably all right i gotta go beat up some kids where are you come here give me your money give me your lunch money oh okay well i didn't what what why are we both naruto running hey bob i'm oh yeah i run away yeah why uh why is this happening get her all right all right you took the money oh you grab oh you grabbed her oh you can grab them can i drown them no that seems like a hard no maybe maybe if you bring them in the in the fountain they can't run away though and then i think i might have blown the bus up good i'm gonna go i'm gonna go get my uh look at my jetpack oh my god are you getting your ass beat by a little kid no no you just punched the lunch the lunch man i happened to be low on health i was only one hit away so we i killed three i mean i beat up three oh pogo stick yeah what else is this the more stuff you have on your wheel the harder it is to do anything oh yeah okay bus i think is now destroyed it'll respawn shortly hopefully hey mark i don't want to see me just wing the hell out of this kid with a baseball bat all right but first i gotta lasso this one okay holy [ __ ] all right you hold him down i'll beat him you keep that last two on there come on i got him you like that yeah how do you like that one your ass beat by your grandma don't walk in here you walk away you walk away right now i think you're losing nah i'm fine i think i don't think i can oh man he's a feisty one can i beat the hell out of this all hell already in the inventory they don't help it you don't help this wheel sucks oh hey the bus is back all right i'm going to drive it into the lake what did i just pick up spray oh my god i can do graffitis seems like you're driving toward that pond or pool delay are you talking about the lake you talking about the lake mark are you going to the lake i'm going to the lake i'm at the lake i'm in the lake which way is the lake uh north i don't know did that count sure did no actually it didn't i think i needed to wait maybe the arrow is above those kids heads because we got to pick them up and then drive them into the lake oh mayhaps you are correct all right wait can you blow up that bus again it's back it's back never mind do you guys want to buy my truck ow how's it going not it's good not fun when you use my head to bounce no it's fun for me oh i'm gonna die yeah that's fair enough give me your money give me your money please give me your money give me your money i don't have them give me your help your money give me your money they have your money give me your money please don't give me your money give me your money give me your money give me your money give me your money i think mark would like your money he didn't give me any of his money give me your money going for a triple bouncer no oh my god the school bus drives like a big old school bus glad they nailed the driving in this game yeah that's so realistic give me your money give me your money mark there's so much money lying around thank you for earning me this money did you take my money yes well now slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head hey what's up give me your money you're here for these kids i i'm trying give me your money i think maybe our mission is glitched mission to prevent the school bus from diving into the lake it says now give me your money give me your money i don't have any of your money give me your money so maybe i should try driving the school bus into the lake all right give me your money oh god give me your money don't let him touch me again give me your money i got you ed don't worry do you think the bus can protect you give me your money i'm not in the bus douchebag i'm not talking to you i'm talking to the one that needs to give me their money position to be straight up my ass coming for your money does that help is that helping i think that helps oh money don't take that money it's mine oh money no ah sweet thanks [Applause] that's what you get look at how perfectly that worked out for the hey mark yes mark hey mark mark yes mark mark hello mark yes all right okay you see you see what i'm getting dad you see what i'm doing that's inappropriate you see you see how they're getting bigger that's inappropriate i'm stopping you ah stop that that took you so long to accomplish there's gonna be to show you what pogoing really truly is i wasn't trying to bounce on your head i was watching you and then i got you on my first strike that's what it sure yeah okay yeah try me hey we failed i succeeded throw a nerd into the pool okay what's the pool and what's the lake got it maybe they're hey money god that's my money is there like a pool near the gymnasium or something in this school i don't know you think i work at this place just some mass murderer that found his way into the school that's all i am this guy's a nerd wait why can't i pick up these nerds come here are all the kids nerds or only some of only some of the kids some of them are like highlighted i'm trying it all right i'll go for the other one where's the pool what is this nerd somebody tell me i'm gonna pretend the fountain is the pool you all are very dumb nerd is this the pool this is the library i got him counted i did it win a fight against an athlete come here douche hole uh i this nerd is now part of me this nerd has become one with me come with me nerd oh my god i hear the pogoing from come here very crappy you cannot beat me now i've got a naruto fan here that really is going to teach you the business yeah wait just don't you be fighting any athletes what are you dragging around with you is that an athlete this is my nerd all right there he is i'm gonna go beat up some athletes yeah okay don't i think not bob don't who's taking pictures that's the side of the jet pack makes no wait think about this don't don't oh you will pay for that with your money give me your money no think i can't follow you into the sky yes i will show you the true power of flight yeah i almost got you i'm catching up no no no no nope nope nope goodbye no where's the hey can you guys tell me what are you guys the math teacher bob you teach math right probably marcus there's still a nerd yeah he's carrying the nerve permanently you have a problem with it makes them smarter legal reasons yes for anecdotal reasons no no legality all right fine you know are you supposed to figure out where the math teacher's house is i don't know oh i can't i can't grab anyone else you hurt my nerd you killed me but you hurt man come here money hey get off me i need this money come here you wait you know you removed my jet pack and i'm going to grab you got them no all right this nerd's going in the pool i still haven't ever found the pool i'm about to hey hey let me throw you in the pool let me throw it this is what you get let me throw you in it's okay just let me throw you in and then we'll be done that'll be it that'll be the end of it that'll be the end of it hey that'll be the end of it hey dude deal fair is fair you let me throw you in the pool that'll be the end of it oh it'll be the end of it no please it's in the end and now i think you're with me forever oh no i could oh and i've got him so you uh yeah that'll be the end of it wow that will be the end of it how do you feel about that can we go in the water now point his ass at me all right yeah yeah yeah get him in there like that yeah five alarm rectum over here [Music] do we force respawn out of here what do we do wait i want to have friends i don't know how to i don't know how we did that put that down did that kill you no l is forceful oh we can beat the [ __ ] out of each other no i l yeah bob do you want me to try to get you into the other yeah can we oh no okay wait you're going to come over here i need to get bob stuck on me wait come on all right if i i i get you stuck on me now you're stuck okay and then i get out of the whoa okay i freed myself for a second and it was as you were grabbing me again that i zapped okay get it thing out and then i'm gonna grab you right as you do it no that's not it all right well i went wait what the hell okay finish way to go wade way to go way to go there was a timer at the bottom the timer ran out bob couldn't see the underworld let's see the underverse way to go wait i guess it'll never happen i'll remake it hang on this is a good game guys if you guys want to see a trick you should come up to my classroom just follow the clicking sound my my my yeah can you see up grandma's skirt you like that don't like it well i see it mark are you coming i'm coming all right oh hey look i did tricks good that's great all right you want to go in the pool yeah let's go into the afterlife come on all right and then up and then okay wait you count it down and i'll grab you as soon as you shoot this is definitely going to work three two one that did not work okay all right i think you got i think you got encapsulated holy [ __ ] all right we got sucked in by wade's thing first i i don't think i can grab you for some reason i think with with with uh bob stuck like this i can't well i'm just gonna i'm just gonna die all right we're gonna flop around a little bit huh bob can you break free somehow yeah i can get out of here you're in some kind of trouble oh no oh god oh no can you pick me up out too i can't seem to move oh help okay thank you you saved my life bob when he shoots grab him yeah that's i think the way three two one go let's go back inside and i think being inside may have helped you like right here i think i think just having the ceiling that might have been like a one in a million bug we'll see if it might have been all right three two one go holy what try it on me again let's see if we can do it on me try me you wouldn't dare three two okay oh no oh god three two one what all right oh okay okay all right oh my god it's human centipede wait you can throw me wait you put me through the wall hang on shove me through the wall yeah wait yeah that was yeah once you're stuck into the wall spam e bob once you can see nothing well mark can let me go mark can let me go that's right that's like goodbye hey i'm in the okay you're going into the naughty universe oh god you just fly through me do oh my god here's the shaft it looks so good it's exactly the shape of a poop just like i always thought oh the hole goes deeper than oh no i'm back in the hole well now i'm dead mark put me back in uh all right do me uh okay yeah do you want to go back down mark no i'm okay i'm gonna just flatten some students all right the student's too strong you know of all things in this game the steamroll is my favorite i just i just have to say that that is that is genius so funny oh gosh hilarious so you guys completed a mission i'm gonna complete one just so that we're tied that the game doesn't end again i mean how much longer are we gonna play it forever okay summon rain where was the jet pack oh there's a jet pack right here mark in the science laboratory oh is it where i'm hearing this we have to go into a small space and all gravity gun each other simultaneously i don't even know where the gravity is are you upstairs oh yeah upstairs the science room is upstairs on the end by the library i see there should be a gravity going i'm coming back and i just killed the way this i found it so what are we doing with this quite small let's go to the principal's office wait let's go to the principles all right hi princy sir we need your office okay oh wait yes so do we want to see what happens so to grab you right click and then left click and then hold right click okay so grab me um [Laughter] okay is anyone doing anything no i'm doing nothing i'm just talking about right click watch as well how'd you let go that was your brother oh we're all good yes where'd uh wade where'd you go sorry i you guys lost me to the edge hang on i do need to trigger something real quick uh-huh where did you guys end up uh where are you we'll come to you i'm floating over the joke shop right now head toward that corner oh i see you are you at the house all right yeah he's down here yeah okay all right so oh oh my god oh my goodness oh oh oh oh oh oh what oh to the higher to the higher roof to the higher roof oh what's um happening to all the people that work down there i think they're dead someone pick me up first and then i'll be in wait spot and then everyone just hold on tight no one let go oh god trying to grab this thing out is the biggest pain in my ass i've figured out the wheel okay is that what you did i tried to grab yeah i tried to go there there we go and away we go okay okay okay we are ascending why why did we lose weight what happened someone let go of me or something i wouldn't knock it out i went into the ocean oh it's the worst speed all right so much all right what oh god if you look up my skirt it's an actual nightmare all right wait mark have you seen inside my skirt you should definitely see inside no no no mark you gotta you gotta see what's in there i'm okay if you steal the football they're so angry yeah they get a little pissed hey what's going on here kids hey you be careful oh did i score i think i scored the money those kids had oh you took all my money well i knew i was to get it eventually and that's what you deserved don't even try you could never catch me ah you got me but just wait until i fly through the air all right waiting i am woof hang on wait for it i didn't realize you're right behind me bob let's play catch oh nice oh wow that's really long holy crap oh no got him no all right i'll catch him all right go along i'm lost well that's sad i would like to do a trio again i think we should do a trio of gravity again and just not let go all right okay i will never let go i'm coming you're gonna have to let go of your stranger wade i've got you i am never gonna how high can we go no one let go never let go not letting go i would never let go it's it's giving me the each interact button periodically and i really want to push it and it's just free hands to interact for me so i don't know i think we're sending into this involved letting go of the gravity gun are we going to heaven i think so i think this is our time we're not a camp yet we're still uh ascending yeah we still go this entire town is built around a school in the middle of an island in the middle of nowhere surrounded by mountains yeah i think it's a crater this is definitely like a volcano a super volcano something so it's like a futuristic dystopian thing where for the record if you try to jet pack this high you hit like a ceiling so we've already breached the ceiling of which you can jet pack all right well there's got to be a roof right i think yeah got to hit the end eventually i see if you look up the the the it's like a glass dome it's like in fortnight you know when the sky broke a long time ago back when fortnite i don't know but i believe it popular i want to fly all the way to the to the sun up there yeah well i don't know if we have a lot of directional control i think we're just victim to the whim of cruel gods that laugh at us but we are very high up actually a mechanic that's intended and it's possible to go to another planet i hope so if the devs are watching and that's not a thing make it you need to add some a destination that that rewards you for this yeah i bet we're close i think we're getting close do you see definitely i think so too we're definitely passing some clouds we're coming up on the clouds yeah oh yeah no we're we're i think we're about to uh discover what it means to go further beyond uh all right guys see on the other side i guess yeah across the streams let's do this huh [Music] we've ascended into the heavens broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky yes it truly is a void empty man that island is pretty big though in terms of like relative to the size of the whole planet so is that very round mountain range well it only looks round from here actually if you look at the mountains it just they look like they've got intersecting lines and in some sort of a shape like an unholy symbol of some kind we're still i think ascendant yeah we're definitely getting very gradually smaller i wonder if i pointed you guys down if we would ascend below you know if wade was pointed down and then grabbed me if we would go the other way we should try that we should try a different arrangement when you had weighed up he was up and grabbed me from right right right right if we put him below you want to try right right right right right yeah are we ready to let go are we gonna let go and see what happens yeah i think can we try and launch each other laterally and see how far all right like horizontally yeah i'm gonna stick my my mouse to the horizon right on the line three two one go oh i got launched there's no gravity in space i forgot i hit i am going down i seem to have hit an end i've stuck i i hit the edge of the universe and locked in place exactly straight down into a mountain range mark how small this is the circle maybe a couple inches on my screen right now it's it's just an eye staring at me i see the mountain oh all right i'm gonna force respawn see if it takes me my journey for my soul back to the mortal plane let's see what happens i can't respond i am stuck outside of existence am i stuck here then too i think so it still says l to respawn is that a lie i'm pressing l oh no we're locked in i don't even have an inventory i can't even tab i don't i think we've i think we found uh a new type of travel yeah we truly went further beyond and more cursed [Music] you

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Keywords: bad guy at school, bad guy at school game, funny game, goat simulator, broken physics, game physics, school simulator, simulator game, school, school game, funniest, laughing, hilarous, silly, goofy, strange, bizarre, weird games, mark bob wade, markiplier, muyskerm, lordminion777, multiplayer, sharks, throwing sharks to assert my dominance

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Length: 34min 47sec (2087 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020

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