I AM LITERALLY THE GRIM REAPER | Death and Taxes

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to death and taxes now this is a demo for a game that allows you to embody the personality of your very own Grim Reaper and take those powers of otherworldly dastardly delights in - I don't know why I'm speaking like this it's just the music is really magical in very Harry Potter esque you decide the fate of the lives of those who are in your grasp who shall live who shall pay taxes only you can decide Oh scroll through the comic using the mouse ooh yes indeed is that me what a nerd what a nerd lose nerd lemons and evil lemons oh look here's nerd art sorry no lemons for the yellow man that's familiar okay lemons okay lemons very funny very funny oh oh that's not good what oh ooh magical what do you ohh oh um oh ok finally the new spawn has awoken what a momentous day I am honored to welcome you into our world spawn hang on spawn number 26 I am fate I am the keeper of world order where am I what is this what am i hello a pleasure to meet you fate I don't care much for being just 26 can I be fate oh oh these are choices I'm a polite guy always a charmer never caught off guard hello a pleasure to meet you fade Oh a polite Grim Reaper for a change that is a good start welcome to your new job as an overseer of Cosmopolis city subdivision number four the Sun County wine region I know what you're thinking and yes your assignment is choosing humans who have to die pretty standard stuff as it is your first day try to get to know the system and try not to destroy the world yes gallows humor is right yes everything clear wait I have to kill people I'm not ready for this whatever you say boss okay alright you got it boss I'm a people pleaser that's the kind of Gremory Brian delightful appreciates solid work ethic set a dedication to the craft now I need to tell you the details of the job everyday I will send you the profiles of some people your job is to mark the files with the marker of death choosing the people who have to die then you fax the files back to me any specific daily requirements will also be noted in the letter please follow the rules or I will have to fire you and remember the fate of the world is in your hands the humans you see are constantly on a path to the great dying they cannot balance themselves they create endless chaos they are always on the precipice we are here to keep the chaos in check we are here to keep them from falling off the precipice as such your actions will have consequences I was born to do this quite literally I think you made me daddy yes yes you were literally okay let us begin I will show you your work place one more thing this will be your seven day evaluation period when the week is done you will be assessed and IVA deemed fit or not we cannot legislature yeah okay so one week to show us what you're made of I mean aside from the ingredients you are made very clever this fete guy very clever ooh dais fax machina I still need to mark some of the profile before I end my shift Oh lease test out my trusty phone good for procrastinating and scrolling through the through talker wait talker talker talker Caulker as in [ __ ] so like Twitter but with Cox is it a dating app love after death game of death coffin rent Caulker write letter of fate morning grim here the files on humans were in a life-threatening situation within your domain not difficult rules and requests yet I am allowing you to settle in rules for the day mark one human to perish with the marker of death send me the files by fax when you are done deciding good luck on your first day fate okay an old radio it plays one song though oh that's not nearly as dramatic enough I'm gonna turn that on and add my own right here ah now that's spooky dramatic right for the tension of judging people okay is this a marker of death better pick it up and start marking some files or I know no procrastinating let's let's go for this Ewald a child prodigy has been performing brain surgery since the age of 18 I don't know if he should have been doing that that that seems like something he should not have been doing they are well established as a medical professional in academia and in practice Ewald is addicted to adrenaline as it well known for taking a great personal risks sounds like someone was doing the operation mid sky Mamadou has wanted to become a firefighter since they were a little kid as a keen wine enthusiast Amadou is leading the strike team fighting the wild fire threatening to destroy sun county vineyards oh so these are the only two that I have to choose between there's a nurse wasn't there something yeah massive wildfire threatens to engulf the whole wine region of Sun County okay so if this is what I think it is then the math here is simple there's currently a crisis going on therefore I should save this one because he's fighting the fires as much as I love a a BASE jumping neurosurgeon he obviously is well known for taking great personal risks so it's not it's not too out of the ordinary how do I this choice is final confirm yeah yeah the way back now unless I find something to erase with which I don't think I can so you're gonna die and you're gonna live seems easy enough to me I could make it both die but I don't think that's how it should be done confirm your choices Caulker you must die okay yeah I think that's it oh there they go goodbye hmm oh the new death spawn welcome how was your first day really great great boss really good stuff that is great to hear we are all counting on your dedication you're doing important work after all lives are on the line I see exactly one person Paris today as I asked did you figure out the best choice I did I did I did boss I did I'm not gonna state the obvious by telling you there were only two options because you know that and I'm not gonna say nobody deserves to die because everybody does eventually whether they deserve it or not it's not important I did it I got it to be honest I gave you a simple one to start off with there really wasn't her best choice sometimes none of the options are good not for everyone that is the indisputable law of Cosmos righty-ho boss we are two peas in a pod we are we are right on top of each other keep your eye on the letter future guidelines and keep up the good work a new day awaits have you heard the saying how'd it go nothing is more certain then Oh shook her head no no I haven't heard anything like that I was just I was literally just born at I have never heard anything like that Tom now it's death and taxes it's like a a famous saying I was literally made like not five minutes ago you did well see you tomorrow okay boss thank you use a good boss used such a good boss spawn male moaning grim I hope you found your accommodations adequate we my phone a doctor's worry for superbug resistance he wrote firefighters saved vineyards from certain doom sales of regional wine on the rise research for experimental surgical cure for epilepsy halted due to grant with Cosmopolis citizen dies in fatal to crash after tragic jetpack malfunction what a way to go you know if you're gonna go why not go that way that's that's not bad I want to go out no tragic jetpack here are the rules for the day follow them and you will be okay I am handing you another simple task mark a human with an engineering or industrial background well I mean you're not really giving it up for merit then are you the problems of the day is super bug resistance which is good I guess considering that I killed a doctor but whatever did I kill the doctor is that really how we're gonna say this because I don't know if I killed the doctor ah who do got poltroon omen 40 bicycle repairman that screams engineer repairing bicycles is Poulter's of life they own a bicycle shop design and custom bicycles and pimping up old rides Wow sounds cool experimental brake modifications and neon light installations are polar speciality experimental brake modifications why are you experimenting with a brake man that sounds like something that shouldn't be experimented with Titus is the latest heir of a new brew pedigree as such they managed to retire young dude all inherited wealth these days they spend their time lounging listless Lee in constant and nuit I think I know what anyway means but let me hang on a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement ah all right sounds like Titus Grove what a great that's a great name by the way Titus grown fantastic game Mike Jordan 73 loves bird watching a nature wrote six books about birds lives with wife in the city is still in good shape and goes to dancing classes twice a week okay this doesn't tell me what their backgrounds were how am I supposed to know someone with it in engineering or industrial background I don't know I don't know am I supposed to know none of these have anything to do with this super bug I think that the idea is that all these have an industrial background and just because this is currently a bicycle repairment doesn't mean that that's the only one I'm assuming that all of these do and I think most people would probably choose this guy just because he seems like a like a holier-than-thou douche but really in all honesty what is this guy done wrong and maybe they still have potential to do good in the world maybe they would donate their money to charity or something of that I'm not saying it's likely but I think I think the choice said I'm gonna go with his is poor ol Mike Jordan he's 73 you know he lived a good life he wrote books about birds loves bird-watching you know like a wife but you know hey you know your time is come and this guy's experimenting with brakes that's that's rad that's rad and if there ever was someone with an industrial engineering background it's the person who loves bird-watching listen you're 73 yet a good life it's it's the way of the world you know and these guys you know they got they got a lot left to contribute they got it they got they got this yeah they got this all right cool we're good I feel good about this I don't feel good but you know yeah I mean I shouldn't feel good right it'd be weird if I felt really good right now it wouldn't it you are grim how's your second day on the job great loved it boss loved it I am glad so did you follow the rules properly yeah absolutely I you know me I got you bang on yes I did great continue with the good work and do not let the tough choices get you down sounds great boss sounds great Oh No Oh No well good luck all right thanks boss rest well you'll need it see you soon do I sleep I think I remember I'm just a floating skull think I'm like a big old bag of bones all right cool boss good talk good talk boss good talk moaning grim a new day dawns no special requests today you should know the drill by now just follow the rules and choose the appropriate profiles then send him to me by fax mark two humans with the marker of death recession fears on the rise wild fires still raging globally team dies in a freak bicycle accident due to brake malfunction I knew it that [ __ ] experimenting with brakes he was playing with forces beyond his control he was being a dick and to be perfectly honest I should have known that I should have known but hey it's only one team dying versus anything else are the person I marked for death probably was gonna like make all the birds rampage through the city streets and kill everybody Carrie Haven botanist gardening is Carrie's favorite pastime and also their line of work they enjoy growing edible exotic plants and experimenting with different recipes they are also an expert in natural poison sounds like poison ivy to me sounds real weird I like it paetynn justice a trained writer but always struggled to find work when they aren't trying to find a job they enjoy writing rap lyrics about street life look I'm not one to make a judgment call here I just say who lives or dies so you do what you do you man and Peyton if you want to go out in the streets and rap about the realities of life you do that Columbo hunter god these are such great names I gotta admit these names are strong names Columba hunter Peyton justice keel fin Cheney that's Columba is a distinguished war veteran these days a well regarded passenger airline pilot they have five children and a wife as a hobby Columbia is very interested in the history of religious buildings if I mark to die they're gonna have a mid-air heart attack yeah ain't gonna be good healed decided to return to school to finish their education after their four kids grew up and went to find their own paths while progress is difficult after such a long pause keels dedicated diligent when not at school they write slam poetry hell yak he'll Cal a Jackson Buick daga project manager Jackson just doesn't seem to get a break they manage various projects which all end up failing they used to be married but nothing lasts forever their pet goldfish died one day their bike always seems to have a flat tire and this is just the beginning just the beginning sounds like the origin story for a super villain if you ask me listen Jackson seems to be the type of person that all these things is either gonna lead them to become a really well-adjusted member of society unlikely or a super villain and frankly Jackson P Ortega look I I think I think you know these are all signs pointing in the right direction because you're my number one okay none of these are gonna be easy clear-cut choices so I got to make up the choices for myself I think Carrie haven this is the start of poisoning everybody the wine country cannot risk a rogue botanist out there harassing the countryside with their varieties of poisonous grape I will not have this you die don't ask me again I know what I'm doing get out of here listen you've been having a bad run you know I don't want to upset the status quo of your life I don't know if there's another mythological entity that's here to get all these bad things happening to you but look man you're already in the deep end so why not go deeper cool see it alright you kept heal you've get that degree heal our Columba you keep going buddy alright Peyton you write about the realities of the street man you don't let anybody get you down especially not me okay cool yeah that I feel good about that I don't know if I should feel good about that but it feels really good to pass judgment on these people that I don't know Grimm my latest partner good evening three days you have spent with us how do you feel awesome getting things done keeping the world in balance I feel hungry all the time God doing great boss it couldn't be better everything literally mom full of lemons but I'm turning it into lemonade now I'm pissing out a fresh glass I slugged it down with a couple Ice Cube every morning I feel great boss excellent that is what I hope to hear literally word for word I hope to hear that it is important to keep morale up in our line of work as you may imagine now let me take a look at the files you send in today right everything seems to be in order you have followed the rules and marked the correct amount of profiles there really is not much else to say you may leave good night see you tomorrow great good [ __ ] boss good [ __ ] all right how squawker doing absolutely nothing oh there it is hostile language fading in politics Oh developing countries improve sanitation Oh woman accidentally Rams ex-husband with car all right all survived in a plane crash debut collection by young poet justice max released to rave reviews and widespread acclaim local poet breaks through tough scene Oh municipal gardener found dead in their own home cause of death is unclear its plants the plants did it how do you looked outside today it rains it has been raining for hours appropriate to accompany the despondence within me well here are some rules for you espanish words despondence feeling or showing extreme discouraging dejection or depression despondent about his health fate are you feeling despondent babe buddy of three y23 gonna die hostile language fade this is all good stuff good stuffs happening I am dude I'm killing it I am killing people I am killing people I'm destroying lives okay who do we got Kermit Colt [ __ ] amazing name 58 psychologist Kermit has a warm kind-hearted personality and does their best to help troubled youth and marginalize people there are community activists and run a private practice for cognitive behavioral therapy when they aren't dealing with their grandkids that sounds very noble I just need to kill three people all right what collar criminal growing up a boo showed great promise and being a talented artist at one point they shifted their efforts towards forgeries of different types from paintings to money at which they are also highly skilled sounds like someone done julia is Mallya Hafiz names 20 from a young age Julia's dreamt of conquering the world in order to make a better place for animals alas so far they have only reached basic animal rights activism they also enjoy reading horoscopes to people in queues sounds real annoying not the other taking over the world stuff but reading horoscopes to people in queues like come on just let people wait in line in peace what a John Jack Cujo Jack Cujo how was the developer making these amazing are these just randomly generated I hope not because this seems like an eight like when people find their unique talent it often is obscured and they don't know what their talent might be but this is mah Jack has lived a great and kind life they have been working in the local beats and brothers consultancy firm for seven years now ever since they graduated from college recently they've been looking for a way to turn their life around in order to stop being an office drone and you know people probably making fun of him for his job that looks like he slog down a mouthful of bees you know okay turn your life around that's wait does that mean you're gonna turn your life around from being great and kind cuz I'm reading the room right and there were a life around stopping an office drone mm-hmm marry Emily lang love it architect Mary is all about living in the present their past long forgotten several years ago they moved to live near the glacier at northern point Mary has always loved mountaineering photography sculpturing and modern dance how much architecture are you making up at the glacier at northern point okay so listen maybe you shouldn't have been such a for juror and listen maybe you shouldn't be reading horoscopes to people in months and listen if you're thinking about turning your life around that leads to a road of excitement and then drugs hard sex rock and roll the devil's lettuce like I could see you go in a bad way Jack Cujo you are like number one of my deserve to die like you lived a great and kind life looking for a way to turn their life around no way on office drone till the day you die which is today really reading to people in queues I mean I don't care if you read horoscopes in your spare time leave people in queues alone I don't care about all the animal rights stuff whatever you do you concur in the world you haven't done it yet I don't even care just leave people in lines alone wish you will cuz you're dead come warm kind out at personnel this guy seems too nice oh yeah let me look at this does our best help troubled youth and marginalized people they are community activists and run a private practice for cognitive behavioral therapy when they aren't dealing with their grandkids maybe you should have dealt with your grandkids a little less no no this guy's gonna live it's yeah it's clear alright North Pole hey you pay attention to that North Pole you you need to and then a boot look you should not have made so many error Onias decisions maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing alright cool good happy about that let's do this yeah put them away get out of here I don't even want to see them get them out we're in there you are let us be quick all the profiles are here just as requested excellent work I'm beginning to sense a tinge of pride growing within me I did not expect you to turn out to be such a good and dedicated Reaper if you keep this up you will get far you may be even promoted to a middle management position imagine the possibilities I'm imagining them boss I'm imagining a mum anyway I'm quite busy tonight so you can go until tomorrow grim you got it boss hey you want some lemonade fresh pissed woo banks in trouble as stimulus halted increase funding to combat superbugs promising young Arctic winds grand prize for monumental sauna murder suicide note reads I was wronged in the worst way possible stealing food that was left in the office fridge a crime most heinous absolutely low-cost dorms under investigation as student dies of hypothermia famous forger found dead in apartment possible mob hits suspected editorial by young psychologists inspires anti-bullying movement I'm great only two are you sure it is but a Monday and day nothing out of the ordinary going on a regular day in the usual district of a typical planet to to die really just to are you sure about that just to you only want to you sure you don't want more than two Jewell gray Bob can this jewel is born in the countryside but moved to a big city for a university likes rock concerts and bars tries to find a cure for the chicken flu has had issues with substance abuse in the past oh well maybe you shouldn't have been a biochemist Walter White you're gonna make meth I know Nora Sophia Ito I don't even know if I'm pronouncing that right but I love that name Nora turn to regular embezzlement after their multi-level marketing scheme failed all right that's a bad right off the start not good the beauty products and cognitive enhancers were just not selling all this to pay off their Morgan to keep their children in a decent school Nora films claymation shorts in their spare time well that's fair I get it you got to provide for your kid but MLM really Elora Harnick doesn't even make sense but I love it choir singer Laura is a professional singer who joined the church choir at their local town they offered their signe skills to the church partly to be more devout and partly to have better access to the church wine cellar you know hey God drink that blood of Christ you got do dat I don't know my church has a whole wine cellar but hey party on God shahi Hunter don is beta living a hunting wild game for decades recently they've become fascinated with conspiracy videos on meat tube convinced there's a monster living in the nearby swamp you might be right about that I mean if anyone would know it'd be the hunter in the wild I have hunted Bigfoot so I'm not gonna put that against you Christi Kapil look at the five head on this lady her head is half face he said half for Jesus Christ a true student for life Christi has no intention of stopping their intense learning process in fact they might be on the verge of massively important breakthrough with their fourth bachelor's thesis I mean hey look with a brain that size you can't deny I mean her brains practically pushing the rest of her head down all right [ __ ] mokou diya that sounds familiar game sign it just said that hajima comes up with new ideas for new games characters and plot lines by meditating in the rain subsequently to their game seems to make less and less sense yet still somehow getting better well well well mr. cotija hajima we'll see about that all right whatever I think what it's doing it's it's presenting me with things that are more even but I can pick these things out of a lineup listen MLM claymation I don't think so I don't think so I don't think so Nora that ain't that just ain't happen all right you like to get crunk I cannot deny that listen that might be Shrek over there you go hunt what's a little being convinced there's a monster within there might be a monster I'm the Grim Reaper weirder things have happened okay you live Christie Kapow breakthrough not even a question you put that humongous brain to good use Tajima kudia and joule gray listen I can pick out a future meth-dealing you're gonna shave your head you're gonna recruit some high-school dropout you're gonna start cranking out meth it's gonna lead to a lot of people dying and a great TV show but I'm cutting this off at the pass you get out of there all right cool ma'am I this is I am I would be such a good Grim Reaper I am the best what a day grim what a day now let us go over your conduct first good I have the correct amount of mark brofist everything seems to be in order anyway grim you have been here for a number of days all I'd ask how does it feel to make such difficult choices not gonna lie to you boss love this if honestly you could give me more like baseline stuff I can pick him apart it's like I was born to do this I can see the evil in their souls right from a distance their picture get me too just give me three words that our name I know exactly what they are who they will be and how they deserve to die I could kill them for you you want me to do that give me a knife whereas my scythe I'll slice them right in twice to be honest I feel like I'm not killing people I got not gonna lie to you boss I feel like I could go through about dozen or more I crave more give me that [ __ ] come now don't be ridiculous take the job seriously we're not here just end people that hazard Li not haphazardly boss I'm gonna be very methodical about it but I know I'm like a machine built for this just give me quantity of cranky out accuracy no no lie but consider the humans in this context do you think this is an appropriate way to deal with them yeah how else you gonna do it how is he gonna do it yep well I don't question the system I'm a doer you tell me what to do I don't quite I'm not questioner I don't I'm not an Oscar I'm a doer okay with such certainty perhaps or no you may be correct this might be the way forward why rock the boat death and taxes you said it not me I just do the lemonade thing you do not think it unethical to make the choices you make all this control over so many lives unbeknownst to humans themselves listen listen I'm not that I like I said I'm not to ask her to be honest you're the one doing this I you hand out the rules I don't need to know I don't need to know you do it you do the decision-making it I don't do it - enough one must be in charge the others will follow I've never heard better words in my life boss I'm a follower you're the doer I don't ask you do the asking I just judge nice cat by the way just notice that buried pretty love the eyes our offices perennial and highly venerated we have spent eons crafting our methods and strategies we get what we're doing yes yeah as a guy who's only been around for what like 40 minutes I ask questions but I don't ask questions oh I do apologize for taking up so much of your time before you go are there any questions you'd like to ask me yeah I haven't seen any young profiles where's the little uns you know like have you ever seen Star Wars Episode three you know Anakin went into the temple and all the kids were like mr. Anakin what's running and the lightsaber kicked on and I was like yeah and then they cut away from it but I can imagine what happened where's a little bit of that you know what I'm saying Oh children yes there are a special case something for a different set of departments do deal with joke joke no one read into that too much listen you're not here to judge me I'm the judge here I don't ask I just do I'm not the guy given the order 66 listen I that's the Emperor this guy's the Emperor I'm Anakin not just the men women and the chill I must stop you will not find any yourself I will not are you sure there are many other offices and departments countless and they all have Reapers working in them listen I was just saying I could do it all myriad whoa Wow Wow exactly anything else what's the basis for the profiles is there a point system oh not at all you don't sound too ok then you know I'm not gonna question what about animals to the year Department absolutely all living beings have to be processed after the end there is no escape even plants yes there's the department for plants do not ask about the plant Department say no more boss what about the unliving things buildings and stuff technically are kind of I guess ruins are like a type of dead but at the same time they often feel alive this topic is too abstract for now we may have to return to it for a later date I want to get back to work boss let me get back to it right it has been enlightening yeah I bid you good night see you tomorrow alright boss love you Oh oops sorry love you that's our joke okay boss alright doctors worry for super bug resistance scandal erupts a scandal erupts at university as another scandal erupts at university as another thesis found to be full of praise plagiarized paragraphs and faulty research yeah makes my plastic cog ashes series of games soon to get another sequel up to 7 now a young biochemist dies in a fire at work his chicken flu ever finding a vaccine you must see this video of a laughing man dressed as Indiana Jones stealing a royal chicken from the store our small-town prodigy moved to the city we say reach for the stars scientists very close to figuring out how to connect unter a dangerous pathogen we seem to be on the precipice of dark times I may have warned you that this job can have some harsh moments today's that day no prob for me boss listen there is no trouble here mark total of six humans mark at least two younger humans mark any humans with a medical background alright let's start from the back this time all right Jake Bartowski Jake is what defines young what are we talking about young here should I just go with the youngest it says two it says - younger humans but younger is younger x' in the back row olders in the front row got let's start with the youngins okay Jake a self-prescribed chemist loves to create new recipes in their kitchen Jake's latest work involves mixing opioids and uppers [ __ ] sick bro they also enjoy showcasing their new inventions at a local club scene everyone knows you should be mixing up your drugs oh boy oh it's now called great combo this guy's gonna die the coda is a marketing genius who could sell barbecue ribs to a vegan what is going on here they're exceptional talent landed them as a job as a telemarketer where they have single-handedly increased profits by 200% they're especially appealing to senior citizens don't like you Annabelle hey Ted's Annabelle has devoted themselves to becoming either an astrophysicist or an astronaut the two things are someone related they also enjoy painting mostly nudes computer programming and volleyball sounds fine I guess caspere's her sauna whoo fluffy is prominently right handed teacher the right hand like huge or something enjoys playing a lot of tabletop role-playing games in the vein of beasts and swords and cavernous horrors of death they are deathly afraid of bugs critters and other crawling beasts vlag vlag Adney debug gun what I don't know how to pronounce that name vlog dreams of organizing a pretzel invasion crushing the opposition across all pastries they actively promote pretzel supremacy pretzels shall one day rule the land of confectionery odd interesting okay Serena masa Vedad electrician at 74 Wow an avid electronics enthusiasts arena has continued working as an electrician well into their retirement although their grandkids keep telling them to retire especially due to bad AI sites their love for the job will always win sounds like you need to be cut off before you like somehow managed to start a horrible electrical fire and blow up your entire house including your grandkids Blair Presley ooh you know you didn't even need to tell me their job I could have picked that out from the picture alone plastic surgery in an adult film director right Blair considers their job as a doctor more of a hobby enjoy traveling to various foreign lands and shooting movies movies you say given their regular travel agenda they three wives in three yeh hama immune ologist for the past 15 years ei is spent every day working in a windowless concrete bunker testing various vaccines in order to eradicate some of the deadliest diseases in the world during off times they enjoy lengthy bike rides okay well listen you're gonna kill someone so I gotta kill you first that's easy you that chin alone is worth a desk see uh let's see pretzel supreme' tea sorry I don't actually I like pretzels they're okay but they're a little dry for my taste okay thank you goodbye let's see Sarina don't start electrical fires you're gone Blair Presley uh listen you hope you got life insurance policies because your three wives are about to get a payday you're about to be smacked by the the beefy left hand of death look you're you gotta go because I like only two people can survive and that's gonna be number one you and number two you got it done easy yeah you thought this would be tough the answer is wrong done is amazing look I could be the Grim Reaper all day I'll be the best Grim Reaper you ever seen a Grimm are rough day lies behind you I assume new recruits often falter during such dark times now I'm a boss listen not me I was belt for the dark times I was built for the darkness yet you seem to have performed adequately everything is in order how do you feel after such a day let's see fine I understand what needs to be done listen you tell me what I need to do I'll understand it whether you give me the most obscure direction to the world I'll turn that into logic that will blow your mind yes good good as we do we all we all have to do what is necessary even if we do not fully understand why I don't even bother asking why let us hope that our days did not resume what do you think even happened listen boss don't you know what happened you're the one that knows what happened you're in charge after all I you it's not me who questions what happened I just mark the pens bubby boom Bob got him right a hundred percent I'm an A+ kind of guy but uh die don't question you you know the answers yes yes I am and yes I do but what uses a reaper who cannot discern the situation from the choices in front of them that no that uh didn't know that it was anything like it but I'm gonna guess there's a medical calamity like an epidemic seems like there's some kind of super bug happen interesting and insightful streak may yet rattle inside that skull of yours [Music] boss good if I had skin I'd be blushing right now if I had skin look I'll emanated ah no boss you want off you go now grim good night a good night yeah alright see ya all right what do we got here another tough choice only for interesting hmm workers suffer masse global layoffs support centers open in mass increasing funding to combat superbugs trees planted in new initiative telemarketing company bankrupt after death of key marketer also sad what is the astrophysics all about anyway let me tell you a freak emu related accident claims the life of a young teacher should've been messing around with emus new vaccine that could save countless lives nearing completion local electrician electrocuted after cutting the wrong wire I told you a cur commits suicide through pretzels this completely charity auction to take place in rural Cosmopolis bring your friends great love it ok perhaps we can clean up the mess it happened yesterday that might give you the boost that you need boss I'll boost it up every day I go into work is another day that I'm happy remember many troubles left behind the many may lie ahead or to humans with that marker of death spare humans that might help against the troubles ok Malthus under guard Mavis's a grandparent with an estranged grandchild named guy with whom they would seek to reconcile after retirement they moved to a calm country home where they spent most of their time knitting they own a marvelous collection of porcelain sounds like someone's not an immunologist Charlie dock fraud CEO how do you be a Francia a CEO that committed fraud Charlie has been helping their brother Albert David hide corporate money and avoid paying taxes for years perhaps even decades they have also been accused of insider trading and other fraudulent activities they currently live in a mansion just outside of town hug someone [Applause] Victor Yasha and Victor graduated at the top of their class and made a fast climb on the career ladder becoming the chief safety inspector of local nuclear power plants they have already spotted several mistakes possibly preventing many actions that's important alaya Sarazen chose to learn the art of gastronomy because it felt like a decent and stable job good food is always needed aside from cooking they enjoy long treks through nature and mountain climbing hmm okay listen how I see this Alya could be trekking through nature mountain climbing and find a pretty sweet plant that they're gonna use in cooking that's gonna solve these diseases done live no question Victor this one's basic [ __ ] of course fraud CEO it shouldn't have [ __ ] around so much man all right I don't know who Albert David did maybe Albert David was like a name of someone before that was like an important immunologist but they've run out of money so I don't know he died prior it probably was that one all right listen mattes listen Navis you never know when you're gonna go get a reconcile sooner this is the first one that feels bad but you know everybody there may be something where Albert David is the name of someone who was like someone researcher or something like that I don't even remember the locker room it is time for your ultimate performance review for the trial period let me get my papers first up let us see the possible good you may have managed to create in the world congratulations give grim seems like man Kanye's postponed bombing itself into the ground for now there's a lot of scrap metal around now though a lot and who knows what they're going to do with all this spare uranium I think I might need it for no matter just an idle fault yes everything okay boss everything good are you good you're good and you need anything patience grim I'm contemplating your continued existence Hey look look boss if I gotta go with my papers up there listen no hard feelings you marked the marker of death on me I ain't gonna question it I'm not an ass Kerr like I've said well it appears that you have indeed kept the Kaos away for now you have performed adequately thanks boss thanks that you know that's all like that praise it's like the Word of God and you may be God I don't know who am I just said maybe the cat's God I'm not one to question thank you in the world oh do not thank me grim I'm not the one holding the marker nor will I ever do not let this cloud your judgment you still have much to learn and many rules to follow it's cake I like ice cream oh I'm just saying I like ice cream boss yeah and if you were thinking about getting me a little reward for good I like ice cream what I swear there must have been something off in the grim brew nonetheless you'll keep working for me since your trial had been successful you may have a bright eternity ahead of you that is all goodbye for now Grimm hey you want some lemonade before you go okay alright that that was fun I like that I don't know if I just like passing judgment on people but that was pretty cool get back to real life only a 37th of 32.7 passed the player trial period successfully nice that was great III super enjoyed that wait I have an idea there's a secret achievement called fates pet and it says get a raise I'm gonna try something real quick dad dad goodbye don't even need to know I don't even want to know awesome I killed everyone dad dad dad goodbye see round felt like the right thing to do dad gone Batta Batta smitheroons top pieces you go done I'm disappointed over the second time I say rid of myself if you do many Paris results will be disastrous let's see I'm look so sorry boss apologize to those lives are lost there will not be many more okay second warning interesting interesting boss okay good you know what it listen it's not my fault a the slip of the marker listen all right dad Melissa get out of here Oh get out of here get out of here Get gone these are different people all right whatever yeah whatever get on whatever get him out I don't want to see him disgusting pavers on it you cannot continue this leaves slope of annihilation delivering third and final Mars I will be forced to terminate you or contract down do your job properly you got it boss boss listen you say things I understand them that's how it works oh god dad gone get away from me no get gone you again go bye easy peasy lemon squeezy what a day what did they conduct too many profiles excess death is to be more careful yeah I feel like I'm not killing enough they don't be ridiculous they'll listen listen humans do you think it's proper of course we're dead marker kill him efficient great oh yeah finally boss recognizing my talents thank you thank you thank you very much boss okay all right cool good gone go buy her go buy your MD and the world is in ruins let's first terminate your contract you list because what else would you do hopefully a next death Braun will have some merit oops well that definitely didn't get me to where I needed to go got fired for insubordination yeah it seems fair okay wait I have an idea I think it must be like some kind of the the last achievement must be something about like a perfect playthrough so I'm gonna I'm gonna Dan and then like economic boom happening right now to be frank this quite helpful oh no the balance is completely off I have not seen anything like this since how bad did it how many pages of this Oh what what I can't even believe the mess you have create the world is in shambles whoo toxic spills everywhere the force of it you were given a sacred dance together you only brought ruin as if the whole design is currently stacked against me fish as if that's like stupid to delude excuse your accomplice yes if only you had made better choices now go to your room and you're fired I'm fired what fine I'll leave but mark my words I'll return to save your place weird what a weird one what master of chaos oops I guess you were supposed to make intelligent choices okay so that was death and taxes that was really fun the full game comes out February 20th which is right around the corner and it features a lot more like customization a lot of different things that could happen a lot of like other environments to go through not just about like doing that death thing this seems to be a counter and also a globe that kind of gives you an idea of what's going on so there probably is like a good way to play and there probably is a perfect answer and it'd be pretty low as when I was playing I was kind of making decisions willy-nilly so there probably is a perfect way to play so thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play this for yourself link to the demos in the description below there's also links to many other videos that I made about cool games so check it out down there thanks everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,256,523

Rating: 4.9557004 out of 5

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Id: CK-I6jcNNtw

Length: 47min 8sec (2828 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 11 2020

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[u/Oakwarrior]

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is so freaking COOL X_X