Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade

I am so much better than Shawn at making cloak problems that man doesn't know the first thing about even wearing clothes let alone promoting them here's a real authentic picture of mr. jacksepticeye himself doing his darndest to promote club oh you hate to see it but I understand he only learned how to spell a few years ago well started to learn so instead of listening to him scream your ear off about our great new lineup why not listen to my sultry smooth voice tell you all about our new piece by piece collection available right now at cloak brand calm link in the description don't even bother checking Shawn's silly little promo it's not worth your time or the inevitable brain damage instead go to cloak brand calm to check out all the amazing new clothes we have in store for you link in the description cloak brand see you soon bye-bye we're gaming please God wave your arms around read the tutorial oh it's working lipstick ears grab the platform okay yeah it's like mount your friends wait imagine it's like Mountain oh god no no no I like that don't you don't get any preconceived notions I mean it's not like Mount your friends let's go for a little let's go for a little dangle okay this is fine all right now Bob don't let me go don't let me die I don't wanna die let go of anything no why do you guys just really grab all the things to gymnastics together can you guys tell me who's who your world was that clear okay I'm green we're all the colors of our time blue get away from me get away from me don't touch me god I'm holding onto your face me bud I feel like I feel like you did that you grab it you gotta grab it we can catch him we got it we got it we're [ __ ] you're okay it's fine hold on God get in here wait wait wait wait we had a 500-mile head start that's about right I got you what well you [ __ ] want to die no why [Laughter] purple don't worry Jackie don't let go my goo all so clumped up you know what got it we got it we got it go launch no I think you should try and throw it in I think that'll do you mean I need to grab with my left okay fine there you go okay mark how's it going you want to try and launch yourself course of course I do all right guys here we go [Applause] [Laughter] you are on the end your the grabber [Laughter] nothing oh my god nothing but net on that one I used to play basketball I'm pretty good I just want to say that one wasn't a new record this one is annoying I got you okay mark can you like move up or some here we go oh [ __ ] okay we're good all right we're gonna go wait wait swing back swing back came back I get your momentum okay here we go I'm gonna try and swing have you I'm the tip I told you this one's hard this is hard we're just dumb I do I do feel like I should've waited in the air whatever way you're holding the joystick affects the whole alright we're gonna swing around yeah I feel like people are fighting the momentum in the air we need to all work together with you guys how far you swing left we need more up yeah then you confused me win and I think I don't think you're swinging in the right direction because it's definitely some weird someone is fighting the upward momentum what I'm leaving you we did it to make it all the way to the end we can do it we can make it all the way yeah we can leave leave the momentum to me I can swing all of us were you thinking [ __ ] well so much for making it all the way over in one swing Wow neck but then we swag straight up I don't understand wait to do record I was not in agreeance to that okay I refuse to give the momentum okay everyone for themselves uh I'm off on my own yeah okay thank for me I said I was on my own whoa let go let go like oh well I will turn this glob round go [Applause] why did you spawn over here Oh God okay we're on we're live everything's fine fine everything's cool you're not moving on [Laughter] frozen and down oh no all that game crashed hard cooker okay dragon for leaving me I killed kill web Oh dream with us not kill him I'll grab him alright guys the grabber needs to be in the middle this doesn't know this is I got let me I'll give him the other yeah let me get weights arm there you go well this doesn't help us at all this doesn't work I got it it's okay okay I'm let it go okay it's the end and I am the end here we go I got it I know that's kind of does oh sorry that's me sorry it's fine it's fine fine you just gonna whip them out of the way is stone-cold corpse all right what if we what if I launch us Jack can you fight my mobile okay hey friend behind where'd we got you in there Wade you back right now [Music] [Music] [Laughter] no let me let me get the egg let me go I am literally right here in anything that I'm definitely not gonna do it's let you get the egg let me get the egg now are you kidding are you kidding me that's like four in here it's a coin come this way no we're getting the yes we're getting the egg here let me get the egg okay a little more weight I got it okay I'm gonna grab it I'm gonna grab this okay I've got it wait grab it grab it grab it with your left I'm covered in [ __ ] I don't like it okay egg oh and there goes Bob ahh get the egg I'm only holding the cord okay ready get situated let me get hang on I have 400 hours in this game I'm control few minutes know what the wait guys what [Applause] my [ __ ] skill to do that stuck in this situation here I trust me okay gosh I get it I get it I get it now oh my god bunched up like this no you don't get to be on the end this time you're slowing us down I got it God can you my left hand to mark yeah I have why damnit okay okay well I'm going to [ __ ] kill someone hey wait so I'm on the end we never pull the rope before what does the rope do not it no on the road to a minigame make as many baskets as possible no what oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what oh we're going we're going guys oh oh that's where they are we got oh wait let go of my ball let wait what are you doing wait you don't dunk yourself wait lift your arms you [ __ ] god dammit I haven't gotten a single one in I got one too I got to I got to it wait get out let go of me wait wait you in are you dying waiting oh god I [ __ ] suck you're not American do not you grab on to the wall you grab on to the ball hold hold hold hold okay mark was your writer whatever what weighed with your right grab the egg grab the egg weighed no weight left rap noises right this is right it's right we're ready here we go right there here comes a basketball guys just going to do mark waiting oh I don't know you're gonna do okay oh no oh God okay guys what's the plan you guys okay there we go I'm going for it get off of me don't touch me wait get away from me I let go you were the one holding I was not holding on wait I don't believe that for a second I'm airway it's timed you idiot what's up morons you need some silly some hot tips I'm good mark but I didn't want you to be part casual Yates we could have had that coin gonna have that coin why didn't you get the coin John I will kill your first poem oh god well I choose left before what's happening I'm going left I didn't want to touch you oh god oh god hey what's up way do you want some assistance wait wait your hands are by almost all right all right all right wait write it down I'll totally grab yoots it's fine do something wait GUI I'm here as a safety net Oh of everything and stop moving to grab you by your face you can use me way too far get off me wait wait wait wait guys guys guys guys guys guys Oh guys you forgot about the most important member of the band I need ticket weight off me a system I got you I got you I'm reaching I got you guys all right [Laughter] [Applause] get off get it don't cradle me I don't want to be I'm not gonna get off of you no no okay go faster don't don't touch me you might want to hurry go oh god I'm gonna have a [ __ ] heart attack what if I just casually sort of don't walk weight from getting in here [ __ ] hands if you work if you do it crowning in the ocean way wouldn't climb on your shoulders and just shove you throwing Fisher to get the actual [ __ ] off of me someone stop let go on to me waving no buttons okay sir timing is there I am yeah we're doing this baby we're doing wait get a goal go higher though don't let him touch us okay I'm gonna I'm gonna take this for the team mark you go cool I got this watch this blanket I will burn you mark jumps to me I'll catch you okay no I can do this I can make this happen I'm making it happening Oh God I'm safe but I need someone to help me I go too far away no oh okay all right let me get there let me get away okay here we go you ready you want to wait Oh okay grab up here and then we're gonna wait and here we go do the next one and wait wait wait wait scared the [ __ ] out of it here comes a dummy balloon for the dubbing I will be ill you know what I want it give it to me it's kind of heavy yep there we go [Applause] by the time no wait don't do it again wait do not Bob what's happening I'm trying to dodge wait here oh no I'm sinking okay wait now you have to do it yourself you have to get here here here's a head no he's got the other side he's got he's got he's got Oh Bob you [ __ ] speed demon get the [ __ ] away okay touching me work like team suppose to work like literally Chuck you over the edge every chance you give me Oh No like right now I told you what I was gonna do and then I did it and I have no regrets about it oh god damn it god damn alright wait we got this okay oh okay now I'm gonna get out of your way I'm just going over there on it okay we got this wave you and me buddy you and me buddy you and me pal you me pal okay okay now geez oh geez yeah you guys are welcome for the checkpoint oh mama wait why they're White why would you grab their weight yeah don't leave me with this man oh I got the checkpoint hell yeah no we don't need anyway we don't need it with the check wait we don't need it I earned the checkpoint we don't need a back is sore from carrying you [ __ ] I don't know what you were thinking with let's do this okay well I'm back here okay oh my god I'm down here I'm not here hey how's it going give me a head don't let me die don't let me die don't let me die oh hey Mark hey what's up hey Mark we have kind of a situation here if you could help me let what make wave let go okay wait let go don't touch me wait oh [ __ ] wait get up get up get up no don't drag me with you oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] you could have let go at any time holding on that's the thing I was actually not holding on if you guys get off this frickin platform Oh Jack I need to go I need to go we need to work together I lost weight Goff Wade get get off okay it's me I am your clone Wade you're on me now help me who has me I it's me wait wait it's coming Wade I didn't I came this way to get get out of my way get out what are you doing why have you [Applause] didn't mean to do that all right and by the time I realized why you were freaking out it was too late to fix it my god oh my god I'm going for this coin I'm going for it I've got it I've got it maybe I'll catch the coin for you no it won't my dad okay come on [Laughter] if you are so close to getting that coin I want to count it for you oh why are we in Soviet Russia okay we got bridged oh wait you guys hold it we're gonna hold we're gonna hold it you get the coin anything you guys just water slighted me and then you can't see me I'm at the bottom left wait I'm gonna give you a dum-dum blood [Music] mark I'm coming wait I would have had the coin if you hadn't been such an [ __ ] wait where's he's got it okay Oh God drop it drop it okay you're in I've got a headache from laughing so hard I've got a headache from dealing with you Wade we just did your fall back I'm bringing it back okay I'm trying oh my god I don't understand we get that coin going down okay no no no no okay hit the spike [Laughter] he killed Bob and now he's gonna kill me all right you got it here we go yeah here we go I'm alone I don't need him oh wait where's the coin go do this we do this okay just go just [ __ ] go you unbelievable now you're gonna get to witness this mastery to make farts he's gonna fart and block the screen [ __ ] if you guys give me a damn balloon I'm coming okay I'm coming to receive worried about it first try new record we did it you did it we all did it oh okay look who got here first losers where am I you're writing on the success of better men Oh for [ __ ] sake wait coin coin Queen oh yeah mark if you could just touch it and drop I'll be like oh my god that desk spike one is Tara I got the bone and oh yes yes okay first try okay all right I let go you you let go of me there you go there you go they go okay follow my god whoa wait there's invisible stuff to grab there's invisible spell to grab hold me out pull me out okay okay what easier way to do this mark let go of me okay okay you got it okay cool yeah never let go okay I got the end [Applause] and we did it yeah can I get out go help him or something what are we saying something dumb dumb lift lift me lift me whole guy will be doing the dumb dumbs we need someone to come help you because I will do this for you no [ __ ] alright let's do this come on boys I got you boys words left words yeah easy easy not too hot not too fast not too fast easy easy clap and let the balloon go if you die so aid you are a helpless baby I'm beginning to see a pattern with these level we built the [ __ ] game for ya the one time you stole I see interesting interesting interesting very there's a wall here or something but grab mark alright let's go okay now we're doing it alright do more [Applause] invisible wall the other point on the corner one ready yep oh we can get the coin let's go will you help us get the coin oh my god not do that we don't know we don't wait I have us I have okay we gotta go around to the other side we got to go around we made it oh we're not wait like oh my arm forearm strength long string hi you're welcome guys [ __ ] there no what you don't you [ __ ] do okay oh yeah that's not promising I'm gonna call my ass there we go a help throw me daddy where are you guys going Oh God okay got it get off of me frickin Frick off I'm gonna kill us all swear to God whoa wait okay wait let go let go there we go wait grab that no yep there we go okay anything over here nope surprise mark mark you and I need mark grab the bottom one you and I can reposition and try and get the coin maybe okay all right there we go okay okay oh my God we're so sweet okay slowly slowly slowly slowly come on um where they're definitely bouncy I think who's got that let me try and get it yeah oh yeah gamers this club okay behind but I was crucial there well old wait he wants to drag all the rest of us down are you kidding me I want us to win together dear not at all oh oh my sweet goodness oh okay our sacrifices were thanks I'm gonna go for a bold stratagem I caught you Bob hey that's really not what I wanted let go of me thank you okay wait no let go be that's another slope it's like a square e if they climb around the bottom of it my god you guys suck thank you thank you God thank you I'm gonna get the coin here guys the perpetual death now cuz you all right someone needs to come down in here and I got you and then you have Marik's hand I'm on the top now I'm on the top now way getting sleep Wayne please wait lean up lean up wait gulp oh my god wait I use so bullet eight now I've got it now what the hell wait let go don't ya I got you buddy wait what do you mean you got me start moving let us on the next peak let's like no more Coast over up or down down first try it first I have [ __ ] us okay okay alright swing up okay and we're dropping scary yo wait further the team oh [ __ ] got you that's my bed oh this is a sweet thank you what are you doing mark I'm waiting for Wade okay we got him we got away from it hang on no guys what the coin [ __ ] the coin oh okay alright let go of me I wanna give way to save your poem you do that I got the bathroom see if he kills himself on this part my balloon is helpful I got you wait okay okay his head get his hand or let him grab your dick oh he's got it you can get that coin just go no come on bro get the coin I'm back did I miss anything no just a glitch where he just got crushed against the side of the screen over here all right I'm going this way in case it [ __ ] crushes me again wouldn't do it twice knows I shouldn't have died there I was home free be fair that was [ __ ] I don't know what happened I agree Wade now can we go back to some [ __ ] team working out this like Wade's bad [ __ ] I've been good I've saved your asses so my target of the coin or some good no all right let's go clump we're so [ __ ] fast like you did that wait form a chain and then grab it I don't know let's try and grab them okay okay we're gonna stop you ah all right good no now what now what oh cool okay you grab the left we stop the momentum oh whoa okay okay I don't hold on to any water once we get max range out of it I'm just riding you right now sorry I don't know what to do about this no no no no no stop doing that when were on it we can stop it yeah we can like balance ball it so we just need to be chilled so I let go let go it happens chill okay [ __ ] [ __ ] greed maybe more length I'm gonna just hop on it okay pull in really at a loss of what to do extend out week who is it going to get the call I don't know I wanted the Queen yeah we could I got the coin could've got the Queen I hope that's the only level ever get the coin would have been a boulder move than what we did it's upside down Fuji me into this whatever this is you brought me into this I mean you brought me into this you think I just voluntarily got in the middle somehow everyone grab my hand I was a little I deserve that that's my thing don't know I've got this I've got this guys all right grabbing me a balloon wait I was already going wait put I don't know how we call it a balloon but it's more of a life preserver oh don't don't I match the orientation of the level nice need your assistance they do I don't need your assistance yeah like I was blown over Bob guys you see I got the coin yeah I did watch your kind of help a little rude guys teamwork dreams and teams boy okay hey guys how's it going reach around bring her around bring her around you can let go let go of your left hand off me don't grab it grab a little I have them okay going around and I'm kind of close to the thing no momentum mob up what do you mean Oh mija Oh have you feel like there's a fundamental misunderstanding of God okay we're good my blood pressure can't take this guy's okay wait you're gonna be like oh your right hand we're gonna we're gonna have to do another hand switch before we can go for the coin okay we got to pull it up and then Sean you're know we can't we can't get the coin Sean you're gonna have to be the one on the ball okay you'll have to bring you around and then we need to be no need to line yeah I'd like to get out don't look at me okay I'm letting go of it [Music] this is my bad guys fighting this Christmas wrap around again on the ball I'm trying I'm not the one controlling this yes you are wait wait is the problem no you are the one that is fighting in annoying way you're the only one someone is framing me you are the only one we need to do this in groups of two or something you see how you see look at me look at me look at me look it I want to teach I want to teach wait look at me you see how I'm moving this way and the ball is moving that way you didn't do that you go oh my god oh wait you got on and it got WAY worse okay wait get on now let go of your right hand and grab my hand my hand the most if you can't do this he hasn't earned it I haven't learned how to do it yet alright we got this you got this take my hand good yeah we did good we did good way that I'm very probably the God swing us oh sweet mother of [ __ ] Jesus oh my god see way to go [ __ ] get in here I'm trying to tease I'm beginning to not like this game anymore try and work with you win let's do this and this is a [ __ ] weird one yeah this is gonna be none all right oh god [Music] [Applause] that's good okay Dum Dum Dum Dums coming in dum what is the work all right here we go mark let's do this let's do it we're out of here baby careful yeah actually let me reposition okay okay my hand up to the right okay wait do whatever he's about to do okay wait you can probably launch yourself if you get enough momentum if you drop on our balloon way I swear filet carefully carefully carefully we go in the hole wait I'm in got it tears it's one it's like say we made it in on that one and my hand hurts so bad from clinching the stupid controller got a relax my own Oh God there he goes we're going down here oh wait is [ __ ] sitting on us holding us down extension know someone let go of left hand Arizona iced tea level I don't care right don't worry I got you I think okay yeah you got me oh okay all right I'm gonna stay behind I think okay no you're not you're coming with us oh god please just go just go for it go left left okay do you guys know how to keep those balls yeah [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] one two three four yeah we're here I look at dumb dumb [Laughter] see all the dumb dumb you gotta grab it on the circle I think and then just like ease in okay I'm gonna I'm gonna grab on the to do it no no I I'm not going [Music] Oh God how am I supposed to move the ball now okay are you kidding me brother pokeball got a hold it to the right and then flip up and around with the momentum and then keep holding to the right you use the balloon you can use a balloon oh actually I'll move this one out of the way for you the wrong time listen I'm just gonna I'm just gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna move this one out of the way for you what happened I look man okay hey with you okay we can do this together okay that look too bad does it not talking to you Wade there we go and flip over flip over we gotta go one more revolution we're gonna no not this way and they've gotta do the same thing we just did it again you're gonna get the momentum and now we flip and I got this so you guys need any assistance are you go just go just go no Jack stay there be chill detail no I can do this I got it I can I can I can hold on you cannot do this I can do it by myself God's sake stop swinging I'm trying I'm literally not messing anything there we go there we go god it's not working I can't do it by myself that's what we thought you need me don't ya I'll come save you buddy okay here we go Oh Oh Oh Bob right you're right you're right you're right I don't know how I got you I got you okay oh boy everything is fine I'm really good so much excellent at this don't even worry about me okay let go of your right hand hurts not that was your left don't worry guys okay cool good yeah we come back and come back to help okay I have Bob terrible here we go and got it oh okay okay Bob were you gonna let go all right coming back for you bud all right you come up okay yeah there should be a mode where the level clears but one person okay we did it we beat the game we did it Oh oops no no no no no more okay Wow I my hands hurt so bad I feel like I could just got a workout I'd see you guys needed me in the end admit it to watch us finish the level without you at all 75% of that you were trying to kill us and it was never trying to kill you then you were so inept that you weren't killing us accidentally you can't deny that one ways you can't deny that one [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 7,118,995

Rating: 4.9542193 out of 5

Keywords: heave ho, heave ho game, heave ho markiplier, heave ho jacksepticeye, heave ho multiplayer, heave ho funny moments, heave ho online, funny moments, laughing, funny, funniest, gameplay, heave ho gameplay, markiplier, muyskerm, jacksepticeye, lordminion777, heave ho mega episode, mega episode

Id: RzUiMte17v8

Length: 78min 39sec (4719 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 14 2019