BUYING DUMB THINGS ONLINE - JonTron

welcome back champions to raid shadow legends a new free collection RPG for your mobile device of choice lately as you can see I've really been getting into the game you puny mortals you think you can take me or one of raids other epic boss battles I don't even care if there's 300 champions in this game I'll destroy you all fighting against me as foolish as you can see but if you'd like to fight alongside me download raid using my link in the description and apply for my clan by searching jontron it's free to play and I'll be accepting a bunch of you guys over the next few days so don't miss out go click the link in my description and join the fight as a bonus if you download rain right now through my link down there you'll get 50,000 silver immediately and a free epic champion happy hunting friends guys I gotta be honest with you I don't know how this got here I was smoking a beer with my friends last night I blacked out and when I came to he was there I just hope my story can serve as maybe like a warning to some of you who are going through like similar thing and I just want you to know that at the end of the day you are not unknown I mean away okay please so I get that you you don't have to keep doing it let's be honest we've all been there making that bad impulsive drunk purchase at 2:00 a.m. I'm just a real relatable human like you I too have ordered this $2,000 eight and a half foot tall garden gnome because I had to make a video this month but if you think that's bad wait till you see this wacky just add water inflatable underwear hope that's still just a brick I was promised inflatable just pour some water on Underpants and what I got was a lie how do i redeem undergarments how long am I supposed to wait will be bet I genuinely didn't expect that but we'll be back on this one [Music] so I actually came back like 48 hours later forgot this was here but it's still exactly as it was when we left it I genuinely at this point just want to see if I get Underpants out of this I'm shocked it's held up what privates concealed I'm not always a hack but I am one today that's right today I'm diving into making some regrettable purchases online essentially I'm going to buy some dumb [ __ ] and you're gonna watch me do it and you've never ever seen anything like this before on YouTube ever I'm the first and the last because I'm gonna copyright strike anyone who copies this idea okay what do we order first as far as I'm concerned you got to start with the old link pickle you can't it's not something you can really ease into so let's start with that all right bye now I like that this is great for impulse buying don't even think about it just buy now oh hey there mr. postman drone the special effect that absolutely nothing went wrong with course I'll sign for that bye don't do anything crazy like to almost kill my crude again on that note let's begin here it is yodeling pickle activated I feel like it's that gift from Arrested Development where he looks in the bag and he says I don't know what I was expecting gotta say it could be a little bit more gusto on that freakin four and a half stars from 706 customer reviews what are the customer reviews how to calm an outsider's patience verified purchase we bought this for my uncle my aunts husband just in case you needed to know that as a joke every time he had an episode they've discreetly put this in his pocket set it off but he told me forget what he was mad about and start laughing at the stupid yodeling pickle to be fair forgetting is what he's already good at so you're getting he's like forgetting and then you get him to forget in the middle of a forget let's forget ception by your Alzheimer's daddy totally pickled it's not funny don't laugh just a pillow unsuspecting isn't it I'm beautiful and now I can rest on me too it's time to nap you're not that good wonder why Jason didn't text you back can Porky Pig be classified as a monster looking forward to the original boyfriend body blue pillow it's Emma's ons choice Amazon recommends this to you meet the boyfriend pillow you won't find him on a dating site he's loyal and true he won't leave you like Scott did Scott is married now happily and you see his pictures on Facebook regularly of him with his newborn and it does hurt you but the body pillow will leave it's the gift that keeps on giving the boyfriend pillow is a perfect snuggle companion nobody ever opens our package up outside especially if that were the item inside okay you're not gonna run out yourself to the entire neighborhood it's a perfect gag gift that your girlfriend's will laugh and fall deep in love with that's a gag gift I'm your girlfriend and this is my reaction yes okay so let me get it how am I supposed to is it like this Wow is that what no wonder women are into this I feel right this feels right I could genuinely see myself using this and that's that's really the problem no wonder it's Amazon's choice it's John's choice now so we've got one more in the pillow line it's the live by kare 3d dog stuffed bed pillow and it's horrible and I hate it stop stop what did you do okay my overall rating for the boyfriend pillow five stars I bought this as a joke and now I am a true believer and I blame each and every one of you for this [Music] giant gummy bears party Python eight feet twenty six point nine pounds now I want to point out this thing really is heavy gummi Python very big heavy one I don't I feel like it's not right I'm gonna take a bite out of him ready I don't care if his fame as a snake family to say this don't count you can't just can't sir snakes okay but what if you could trust this snake hey let's kind of trustworthy it felt wrong it felt wrong felt immoral it felt wrong I don't like doing it I don't like doing it it's tasty [Music] believe it or not that one has a purpose beyond what you might be thinking this is a face slim exerciser more accurately a face slim exercising a muscle lips trainer tighten or face lifts like a song it's a face slim exerciser muscle lips trainer tightener face lift slimmer really what does it meant to do it's the bright red lip shaped facial slimmer it works on the cheeks chin other areas of the face that's Sag with age yeah that's really gonna de-age me finally they found this lose have been looking for the Fountain of Youth for years it's been right here use the stretcher for three minutes per day by simply wrapping the ends of the mask around your ears and placing the mouthpiece but yeah I get it okay I can see the picture I see where I'm headed okay let's see I'll try to see Silver's okay so you know I can't say it's the one show the letter this that letter that's what I said g h i j k l he he as in the irish potato fan let's go out london million he'll GRS tu w X Y and Zed alright United Kingdom and I heard else done says Zed in the world you got a Zed you're a zebra we call the [ __ ] zebra [ __ ] barbarians I'm sorry I had to pop it out to say that I'm sorry also you know you have them in upside down right I do [Music] it's your boy John here also it's just soon to be boy keV here hello speak up for yourself for God's sake this is Kevin I bet you're asking yourself who's Kevin and why well if you look over here you'll notice we've got some zorb balls that's right zorb balls and this is Kevin's Oh brain I'm putting so brain desorb you understand prove it can't show your ID boom I probably have to blur most of that so I am going to challenge Kevin here to the age-old American tradition of zorb a ball gladiatorial combat do you accept I accept and so I assume I don't have to tell you you already know the next step look at the Sham bongs it's a it's a beer bong for champagne all right would you like the moet and Chandon or the vivid click on I don't know how the hell you say this but it's classy trust me it was expensive I'll try the clicker well at least say it right there we go as is tradition we must now switch the bong the sham bong and begin to drink from the alright girls it's gonna happen it's happening you know it's like way harder than it sounds [Music] just about what I expected someone stabilize me you ass [ __ ] no nice shot [ __ ] [Music] you actually go on me did you actually go replying in look good at all this cabin is better I'm doing it again oh my god this is about it yeah I feel like I'm still drunk I feel like I jerked a entire bottle of champagne and ran around and desorb oh yeah yeah chill dude you know as this tradition you hug and then we are leaving out the part where I used to chips with the first guy to get the kidney if you don't say with me have to kidney to you don't do the American Gladiator holidays okay but seriously that gnome did actually cost $2,000 and I'm gonna need to like recoup on that cuz uh first of the months coming up pretty quick and you know the best way to sell something for way more than it's worth don't you that's right it's by making it art baby that's right I set up this art gallery here in midtown Manhattan and I brought people in from the street making them think that the artist wasn't a real Estonian guy who draws gnomes so they've lined up and hopefully they'll get a false sense of value and buy my gnome for $1,000,000 the by Oh No this is my home and what's going on what is the way that Han Dynasty what say you about my quad will you live in New York surely that much relatable sister thank you his name is Petri yes let the dish you came from tell me what was so interesting down there they are I gotta be honest like we got like four gigantic really painted no more sand you seem to be focused on the long nose it's not that there's anything wrong with them I have an 8 foot one for you you think I got you a new heart I mean maybe see your family what doc did you say you are at least 900 $9,999 [Music] you know how much I worth $1,000,000 kicking up do you have visa Amex MasterCard Bitcoin litecoin I don't say man I would work just seeing how all those people would just treat me like they're just some large no not worth a million dollars and even though you've taken over my house and cost me events financial trouble alright I'll say okay you are not just unknown to me there's something much more I'll say again you are not a--not digna half feet tall it's quite before unknown they're usually about this small but you are not all about you for 2-grand shyness was dumb but now we're best friends and you are not a no no no $2,000 no no no why do they sell this you would have bought this on ironically hey guys thanks for watching also we made a commercial for Justin Orleans new game trover saves the universe but you can go click and watch with this annotation on there squanch games channel right now and if you don't know Justin roiland is who's a co-creator of Rick and Morty so if you like that you'll probably like this also if you like good things you'll probably like this also we sell merch [Music]

Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 15,339,392

Keywords: jontron, amazon, gnome, online, ebay, shopping online, funny, gummy python, zorb balls, zorb, zorb ball, trover saves the universe, comedy

Id: YPIzv_01GHk

Length: 16min 48sec (1008 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 01 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

2011: talks about why Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is bad.

2019: sings love songs to a giant gnome.

[u/HeadB0x]

Holy shit the gnome gallery what the fuck I thought this was just going to be a simple normal video but no Jon went all out for some reason.

[u/Crimsondidongo]

You are (not) a Gnome

[u/MemberOfMautenGroup]

Wait, ScottTheWoz is married?

[u/[deleted]]

So is Jontron doing videos once a month now? That's not Jon.

Also he made a JoJo reference so this video is therefore clearly the best he's done.

[u/poompt]

No joke, is JonTron like independently wealthy or something? How funds?

[u/RealPunyParker]

"Did you actually goal on me, you fucking retard"

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[u/Lethtor]

did we just get gnomed?

[u/ShonenJump121]

Jon uploads

This does put a smile on my face.