BIRDEMIC: The Best Worst Movie Ever - JonTron

[Music] John hey Jack guess why today's a special day I'm not going to do that well that's right cuz today we're doing a video about birds how dare you say that to me you know my mother was a bird well yes yeah dad I'm aware are you trying to get Birds or worse names and they already have as pigeon poop in Homer not done enough how dare you say that to me you know my mother was pigeon poop inhaler this movie right here Birdemic shock and tear f is nothing they can prepare you for this not for better or for worse this is gonna change your life and I'm gonna be the one to show you the light so let's cut to the chase and I'll take a gander get it's like a ghosts and Birdemic shocking tear there's nothing in here there's no I've cheated you I've cheated all of uni didn't even notice so as you can see our film of the hour begins with a wonderful Sunday drive through the hillside you know I gotta say it's really progressive of the people who made this movie to hire a cameraman with only one arm I know this overture stuff is sort of here to set the mood so hey if the mood they were going for was sleepy hold on to your hats because you're gonna slump over and it's gonna fall off seriously this goes on for the first three and a half minutes of the movie now finally let's get a good shot of that parking job excellent hey if this guy acts as good as he parks I think we're in for a hell of a ride hey what you looking for the director yeah I know I don't see him either and introducing the world's first synthetic actor I'll be back what was that have I finally gone deaf from sitting too close to the TV I love how unsure she is about saying hello yeah I don't I don't think anyone was a too sure about anything during the filming of this oh god please there's absolutely no need for that I haven't seen any birds yet but I'm already feeling the shock and terror so Jack Skellington over here decides to literally run after this girl he sees in the restaurant to ask her a few questions I feel you from someone okay yeah did you go to serve until high school oh my god this is riveting so are you from here what is this guy Commander Shepard what can you tell me about the Reapers hey what's with these random audio cutouts I mean there's not knowing how to make a film and then there's being so bad that I don't even with the why is t audio cutting out whoops looks like they accidentally got a good shot in other news today the population of polar bears is declining rapidly yeah the camera down but just the kid was a bit high let me tell you if you were afraid you were gonna miss even one bit of this guy's there you can put those qualms to rest you get to see literally everything he does I'll say it I'll say it just in case a if someone out there doesn't know you're not supposed to show your characters in traffic and then getting gas and then in traffic and again a [ __ ] banana and driving a party whatever could I place your order today great thanks we appreciate your business hey what's with all the noise I'm sorry what was it what's with all the noise I didn't know your diamond but cut the big fish yeah how big was a sale 1 million dollars awesome man biggie sale my career oh I'm proud of you oh my god how far are we into this movie 11 minutes and this is gonna be a long day so literally everything ever is going well for all the main characters at this point literally everyone's like guess what you won the prize oh you are welcome you you worked very hard so here's your chance to impress them congratulations again it's so absurd I can barely comment there's a basketball scene there's no birds there's a car scene there's no birds here's a bird there's no birds how dare you so then I guess as is the logical progression there's a scene where a guy comes to his house and I'm telling all here says he's from a solar panel company and then installs a solar panel on his house literally that's the scene think there's anything more think this is a setup something good no this will come [ __ ] serious hi my name is Jerry Owens I'm from solar power accessories where you gonna put it I'll show you and that sir is where we're going to start your solar panel let me lay this down for you Hitchcock Kubrick Coppola neuen okay listen can we just get to the romantic subplot already please I work at a startup company called NCT software got the stock option hopefully the company makes it big nevermind I think it's bad oh oh geez Birds it's happening this birds I've never been happy to see a bird well I'm right here you didn't have to do that but you did it anyways yeah yeah yeah romance romance no manse if you know what I'm saying so next up the girl goes home to her mom which can I say this this is true loveliness the woman playing the mother is just so sincere it hurts have a look what's that smile all about hmm well I can understand that you know look can you know keep me informed along the way it's a little things that keep you going so now randomly we find ourselves in a boardroom meeting okay what does this guy had to say ladies and gentlemen I have some great news our Board of Directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT software by Oracle Corporation for a billion dollars a billion dollars this is the most amazing scene in the entire movie the sheer amount of non understanding of said medium is astounding you guys you guys have worked hard and you've all learned your stock option congratulations [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] chicks love cards if you want to get into their pants you better have a nice hot Ferrari she's my hot Friday besides I love my Mustang which is a plug-in hybrid it gets 100 mpg the new Ford Mustang it is a plug-in hybrid apply now for 0% APR financing man that was a good movie and Inconvenient Truth I've seen wooden actors I've also seen wood and nothing nothing comes close to femshep over here I mean the other actors in this movie aren't anything special but they don't even come close to this guy's genuine level of awful this guy reads his lines like he's trying to do a tribute to Bishop from aliens yeah I earned it all those big deals I did with NCT that explains it in the u2's always were a bit twitchy how didn't no one just be located everyone for a second does anyone else notice that this guy's the worst thing ever anyone this is just me cuz if it's just me I'll go walk off that Cliff over there in fact I'm gonna do it anyways oh right that tells me that you are a very successful salesman this mom character this mom character I can't even put into words the feelings she makes me feel it's like the director forgot if he was filming a movie or a documentary about the sweetest woman alive so are you enjoying your retirement I love the retirement I was a jeweler for 30 years and sometimes I missed not going into the jewelry store but you know I really like retirement I like to travel I like to cruise and I enjoy watching television is this acting can this be classified as acting do they just don't were on her lunch break no movies complete without a 4-minute Wayne Brady dance scene [Music] those moms it looks like the 10-man has found true love at last now he just needs a brain oh stop stop mom serious stuff is infringing on my rights you stop that right now okay we are 40 minutes into this movie and I don't see any goddamned birds well that's about enough life for me for one day let me check the time yes about that time I take it go back to window work birds are these birds dive-bombing like 1940s kamikaze pilots [Music] this seam just shows up 40 minutes out of the movie did what ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to rock bottom I hope the proud of themselves they done they broke me I have no words for this the best part of this scene is been what we're seeing here the best part is just imagining what was going through these actors heads while they were literally just standing there swatting at the air with wire hangers so then they fire some m4s at the air and some birds for a while that happens for a while man this guy is really standing his ground this troll of the bridge I don't think they're gonna be able to get across can we just talk about it at the picnic area you want to talk okay all right oh well well that was easy so tell us mr. expository scientist what horror is causing this outbreak did they break out from some evil lab are they genetic mutations these birds yes no way they're dead from the bird flu virus but what I do know is global warming is causing viral diseases such as bird flu West Nile virus disorders but there is scientific evidence to show that because of our burning of fossil fuels and pretty greenhouse gases which is causing global warming which it's raising the temperature of the Seas and species like the grill or dying okay hold on now every we're watching a horror movie or an episode of Nova ScienceNOW watching this movie trying to explain itself is like watching Miss South Carolina I personally believe that global warming is causing fire businesses and the Iraq everywhere like such as those of our burning of fossil fuels and pretty greenhouse gases bird acid global warming and the fossil fuels is causing bird assing I don't know about you but this is flawless friends you know for Nicole please know I'm sorry you don't hold forth from the eager that Tech law reforms that have dead up here Wow are we in a real store right now would you do me a favor and just look out real this guy is and embrace it for me well we need some gas why don't you know from the evening that that we are short on gas budget it's $100 to get it if you want that guy right there is probably the guy who actually runs the store they probably walked in and we're like dad you won't be in this movie he's like I probably can't be in this movie this movie is a masterpiece it blurs the line between reality and fantasy and just sort of stuck in its limbo is beautiful beautiful limbo so now after being stuck in a while in this post-apocalyptic bird future they buy some gas and drive off on their way and then we have a run-in with a guy I like to call Cool Hand a big stone face howdy hi you show me some gas for my truck think you can move a few those muscles sorry but we need it it's only some Gastner Oh take it easy take it easy whoa man those are some serious demands Alma pay you extra for that gasps whether you like it or not and then he gets his neck sliced by a falcon yep I love it do not okay can you Matt uh guys you can't you you you can grab that gasps you can't you're leaving you're leaving it really you're leaving it so next they make their way to the forest to try and escape this Birdemic as it were and then of course what else they meet a friendly forest Creek man who informs them about diet beetles eating the trees even worse this loose bark fielder eating these trees to death and turning up and green to red I remember when those fields used to die out during the winter God every character in this movie speaks in run-on sentences I'm sorry I wasn't aware this movie was written by charlotte brontë [Music] some dirty [ __ ] I know man that's our joke no man the book man its dirtiest [ __ ] man keep reading yeah this is pretty good King misfits whipped out his hellacious [ __ ] you know I have the weirdest boner right now I just don't get it why did the director feel such a strong conviction towards setting an environmentalist message it's not even subtle [ __ ] for a guy who's such an environmentalist he sure did Drive a lot of cars around in his movie for a long time [Music] you're a mountain wine I gotta get back to my house you're gonna get your car okay good sure I'll buy it move on damn it red I guess oh I don't know what could have helped you out there so a whole lot of absolutely nothing happens then they fight some more birds and then just like that the birds retreat are we done hmm no it's familiar yeah it was probably a good idea to leave this shot hanging for so long his cameraman bed.this is dead am i dead let me check my pulse yeah it's movie killed me I mean I'm not gonna lie I still find more enjoyment in movies like the room and troll too but I think this movie holds its own among the terribad Titans that we've grown to love through all the putrid editing horrible special effects non-existent sound editing cinematography of a toddler droning music cardboard characters preachy as [ __ ] environmental message and everything else wrong with it there's just something charming and lovable about it if you can say one thing for this film I guess you could go ahead and say it's about birds but on the other hand if you wanted to say something that made you sound like a critic that wanted to feel important about himself I guess you could call it earnest so there you have it the best worst movie ever oh my god was that thanks for watching now what I need you to do is click that big red annotation on the right and go watch some 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Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 15,188,296

Rating: 4.9596453 out of 5

Keywords: jontron, birdemic, shock, and, terror, best, worst, movie, ever, james, nguyen

Id: gzV8Q2fsN0o

Length: 16min 36sec (996 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 27 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/BringOutTheImp]

Is that Woody Harrelson playing forest guy/tree-hugger?

[u/PackedInsanity]

Jon said Jacques will give me a beakjob if i upvote this. I BETTER SEE SOME FUCKING RESULTS FAST!

[u/firebadmattgood]

Never has there been so hotly contested a title as "Best Worst Movie."

Loved this movie, so commenting to find the review later. At the big payoff, about 45 minutes into the movie, my girlfriend started punching her pillow, saying "No! No! You're not allowed to do that!"

[u/wobblee]

Just got the Rifftrax commentary (MST3K guys) for this, can't wait to watch it.

[u/EroSennin78]

Best worst movie? It's up there.. but not my favorite, bad animal attack horror movie. That by far goes to Rise of the Animals

[u/jbar62]

Rifftrax! These guys do the absolute best job commenting about this masterwork.

[u/Dr_Expertise]

Thought it deserved the title, until I was introduced to "The Room".

[u/LiteraryBoner]

"Oops, looks like they accidentally got a good shot!"

Ha!

[u/[deleted]]

Seen Birdemic 3 or 4 times now and it really is wonderfully terrible. Some people believe that it was "made bad on purpose". It's so perfectly awful that I almost want to believe this. It's broken from the floor up. It ought to be seen.