The Weird World of PSAs - JonTron

drugs what's wrong with him I want him but hold on let's go back to the 80s and 90s when everyone [ __ ] ever was telling me not to do them because then maybe I'll change my mind after all we know how impartial these advertisements were marijuana pot grass whatever you want to call it is probably the most dangerous drug in the United States and we haven't begun to find out all of the ill effects these are just so funny and I was just looking at someone and some of them are so ridiculous that I just gotta give it a whirl let's go let's see what's not what's number one on the list here I get angry just think about it makes me mad little kids doing drugs it turns my stomach misty are you bleeding you're right dizzy the band-aid for you it hurts the user it hurts just family I'm good hey it hurts Zach hey where's that man I just want to shake some sense with you kids I'm not 26 so your memo don't or else okay okay good point I don't like to smile I was good up till the smile if you're gonna hurt me hurt me don't have me thinking about this ten years later with a therapist office [Music] this is the classic this is your brain no it's not and this is Harold no it's not he's a king of Han this is what happens to your brain no that's what happens when you smash a with a pan you don't have to do any of that you chose to do that junks can get in big trouble I could go to principal's office or go to jail that's a pretty big jump between those two do too much to pizza I'm out no pizza can't watch TV Kenny Pizza go to jail can't pizza won't do them hamsters are good hamsters are good hamsters are good how does this and you're getting off track drugs are bad I don't do drugs who's more dead who's more dead inside that's the game I play [Music] this kid died from using illegal drugs are you allowed to be in here and this kid died from using prescription drugs more dead it's gonna ask who's more dead which one's more dead does the dentist privacy just [ __ ] walking aggregor this guy died from a bullet this guy he fell down the stairs which one Dems is deader you better answer this that better that's not a rhetorical question that's not a rhetorical question you have to answer that question when you go to that kind of territory oh man let me introduce my man you know them all there's man looking through binoculars right sergeant we're smoking a cigarette man he's done last night really burned it with a match a message from rat reject all tobacco take it from Terrence you better tell somebody I wasn't sold till the rat I wasn't sold till then but when that came on boy gosh darn it I want to throw it all my marijuana leaves in the big old trash can hey put on me give her some yeah give me some all right all right you want mess kid here's your mess and here's your meth dealer and your meth boyfriend's and here's your math mom and your meth dad and your meth CPA and your meth for your friends meth by friend please take a step back okay I understand the personal bubble and your Matt baby I'll never get over meth baby as long as I live I'll never unsee meth baby yeah this this is this kid this got to come to an end soon don't forget your mess face I like how the meth face is more important than the meth baby I just want to point that out priorities a little messed up here but then again they are on meth it's called smoking dog it can't be bad this dog is cool as ice I'm smoking that's how the dog talks he talks like a person just like you smokes like a person what is going on in this she's just like defeated he's gonna be without their smoking he wants to kill himself fine you be out there but you stay out there dog hey I'm a dog what's your Excuse not all dogs excuse me hashtag not all dogs thanks some dogs these days think they can put us all to a box I'm Michael Jordan hi Michael Jordan McDonald's restaurants have given me this time why did it have to be McDonald's who gave you this opportunity it was just a camera and a background and you're in a suit McDonald's restaurants have given me this time to talk to you about something we both really care about kids kids and McDonald's boys girls their education children McDonald's Chicken McNugget you can just about be anything you want to be listen Allah I love the cut I love how it couldn't this is just no this is basically rambling listen I was already listening Michael I was already with you but don't blow it don't do drugs if you're doing it stop it get some help I definitely eat biggest Big Mac large size biggest one get a small fries with it no harm just a small fries McDonald's want you to give yourself a chance and so do I is it really called gold just called Ghul they come to my place ghoul or a little ghoul you like my friends the good listeners are they good bill here is 16 was Miss he's alive in there just sleeping one of those little Japanese sleep hotels for join the party group tried crack what was good about that nothing about that was Gould the weird guy she's called weird guy like ghoul I didn't see a single ha is still second left this let me check for ghoul no go no go on this this one is false advertising I want it to be scared playing a [ __ ] gold yeah but not about the ignorant I never really thought about it I don't think any of you guys need any more drugs looks like you done all the drugs needed thing hard but you by me when you need more come on kids don't you want to fight on one of these babies yeah just ripped out with the time what the [ __ ] can we go back for a second what exactly is the moral here don't buy drugs from secret monster men it could point advertisment thank you I'll keep that in mind once again folks I'm out I'm out already on this one I can't go farther than that now 1/8 of a monkey turn that's it it's all I can handle now Scott I understand you just bought 15 of our surfing monkey banks is that true yeah is this trying to make me want to smoke marijuana now what's the wondering about 15 he's about 15 okay let's let's calculate that out let's get out the calculator really quick three hundred sixty three dollars I mean what's that three tickets digit room you get that much fun out of a monkey surfboard piggy bank god bless you god bless you [Music] I didn't call myself a farter that's probably a good thing I don't know if you might go around doing that calling yourself that in my head I was a social fighter I only Arden occasionally get it I'm getting uncomfortable I don't like this castle and my boyfriend called me out on it and good on him he's taking it right where it matters I even woke up in the morning craving a firt nice one guys sick allegory you slipped it right in I can't believe how smart you were for writing that just changed farting to smoking and it's done tobacco companies lost all their shares sick dude getting fat rips she's like not again he smoked not again an aliens coming along my boyfriend's smoking weed not again aliens coming up to me again got a weed potato face I always happens just trying to have a good day whoa [ __ ] two dead alien just stole that dudes jank that is one pimping alien not again and she's gone don't let aliens steal your girlfriend from smoking weed kids Wow real great man real sick nice weed Wow what are you doing smoking this grass moving his harsh grass what is your disgrace I just got here and even only think what are you what even is weed come on get with me girl this guy's a loser yeah see you dude you suck dude I wasn't expecting that anyone that excuse drugs is not your friend drugs can and will kill but Mario use always eating the mushrooms get it remember don't be afraid to turn to your priest to Rabbi administer your mom's your dad your teachers because drugs can kill and if you do drugs you go to heaven before you die Mario you scar the kids for life here you just tell me I'm gonna go to actual hell before I die I just want to jump on the goombas Mario just want to ride the ocean I guess he was really affected by Luigi's fatal drug addiction Mario it's me liji well I just can't stop eating the mushrooms um so I'm such a very funny funny [ __ ] guys go to hell Pablo them is this the real name Pablo the mule dog show me what turns out I've been used to smuggle cocaine into the country don't make a drug PSA about this doesn't make me want to not do drugs this makes me except for Pablo who a bunch of Mexicans shift cocaine into that's what's making me what which does rather prompt the question what's the big deal you should be dead ghoul dog stay dead I went to this nasty toilet and this girl asked me Stella no I'm a dog look who we have here a bleeding nostril perfect I'm bleeding well down yes you are so I picked up the phone somehow and talked to Frank there's a darker side to coke to find out more visit talk to Frank calm hi I'm John and after watching Pablo the mule dog be stuffed with handfuls and handfuls of talking I've come here me and McDonald's I've come here to tell you what we know to truly be important the family the Big Mac Mac nuggets come on down grab just a four pack for peace mag nuggets from good from God's green soil itself growing from our strip of McDonald farms $1.99 only two piece chicken on August 1 for to get for free listen if you're doing drugs stop it or else mr. T's gonna come shake all I'll lose changer out of your pockets how are you gonna get a six-piece Chicken McNugget stand reopen that 9/11 investigation won't really happen there there's got to know the facts just read just reopen it take a look never know what's gonna be inside that's me John see you later the time is now for strong leadership Regan this episode was sponsored by loot crate you don't know what they are they're a monthly subscription box service for pop culture gear and gamer items for less than $20 a month he gets six to eight items that include licensed gear apparel collectibles unique one-of-a-kind items and more you have until the 19th at 9 p.m. Pacific to subscribe and receive that month's crate when the cutoff happens that's it it's over sign up at my specialized link loot crate comm slash jontron and enter code wait for it jontron and save 10% on any new subscription December's theme is revolution you can get such wonderful items as overwatch Reaper guy titanfall shirt glove of sonic band-aid for when I break my heart again what's perfect [Music] incidentally people

Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 19,366,164

Keywords: jontron, psa, this is your brain on, dance, comedy, reaction, funny, react, reaction video, weird

Id: B--f-CcEyKk

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 30 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/OfficialMSPainter]

Here's a link to the serious discussion thread

[u/[deleted]]

Guys. Jon released 2 videos in the span of 30 days

He's shifted into

MAXIMUM OVERJON

[u/awesometuck1559]

I'm having a Jontent overdose.

[u/Cardle99]

I feel cheated out of an intro

[u/samurairj]

literally nobody has seen the whole thing yet and you post a link.

bravo

[u/awesometuck1559]

tfw jon says nigga in the episode

[u/unostriker]

RIP PABLO THE DOG

[u/Michiatric]

Is it just me or does the comedy feel more old-school JonTron in this video? (which is definitely a good thing in my opinion)

[u/[deleted]]

MFW I play a game of "Who's more dead inside?"