JT FITNESS: Sweatin' it out with OJ - JonTron

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you not trust share - okay this is a lady who believes in life after aerobic exercise plus we got we got Paula Abdul here okay Dolf laundry I'm eating George Foreman made his fortune exactly selling grills that deal with lean meats I mean I don't I didn't check beforehand but I was assuming it was the workout tape okay so that's what I'm doing I'm making a workout tape and we're gonna get rich from you blue bow is staged for diabetes all right man I mean maybe a bit of a harsh truth Derrick and on the prime of my life anymore but you've never been in the fight of your life well you think you're so much better fine but I'll prove me wrong okay I want to get in a workout regimen I'm gonna get toned and then we're gonna knock this thing out dude let's do it [Music] what I'm starting tomorrow [Music] you [Music] you John where the hell is he it's unlocked John John are you here come on dude it's your first day John oh my god John what are you doing get up Oh the hell you're supposed to be working out dude what are you doing here what do you want for me looks like 4:00 p.m. exactly now get up are those chicken nuggets yeah I guess what's the big deal you don't do this no I don't think anybody else does either Jesus Christ John is this all in your fridge you can't touch that that's my pure lard dude what are you doing I need that stop you guys just kissed freaking come to my house touch my stuff I mean he's been taking it really personal yeah I've never seen him like this Hey no they're doing it because they're my friends you lying [ __ ] it's really starting to creep me out and hmm going for a drop-point okay you made your point all right you all made your point loud and clear message received that was the hardest thing I've read the witness by the way but it's done now and we're on our way but just one last thing for we start okay in the case of an emergency and only in the case of an emergency you tell me to break this right here and what's that Oh young child do not worry in time for you shall understand whatever be cryptic just lose the weight you got nothing to worry about I can't do this I can't do this look what they did look what they did to me I can't eat this is not food man oh no it is man [Laughter] [Music] hey John how's it going do you think you can just walk into people's houses with cameras no Jesus what do you want dude I just came to check up on the diet it's fine it's good I mean it took me a while to get used to healthy eating but I've just been sticking easly meals in I'm not going I'm feeling alright oh my god how many did you eat what do you mean you can eat as many of them as you want it's a frigging and healthy meals every time with dude do you even know what calorie is he being hated no I'm just trying to make sure you stay on track being a hater dude alright we'll get that camera alright as you can see I've renovated the place a little bit to be the ultimate you know Fitness dojo and I admit ok I screwed up the first week but I'm not giving up I'm committed to this and if I can't do it on my own then I'm gonna be mentored by the best in the biz ok who's my mentor going to be today oh yes it will be this guy not sure who he is Oh Jay Simpson has a nice smile though seems pretty trustworthy all right I don't know how to break this to you guys but this is literally an OK Simpson workout tape but more importantly than that it's court evidence because it was a seized and subpoenaed because it was filmed two weeks before the murder so they actually used this at the trial it's actually on the Wikipedia about the murder trial it says the defense tried to convince the jury that Simpson was not physically capable of carrying out the murders however Clarke produced into evidence an exercise video exhibit yours truly titled OJ Simpson minimum maintenance fitness for men which showed that despite some physical conditions and limitations Simpson was anything but frail so just let that realization wash over you as you enjoy you know step into the beats with OJ with the juice hi I'm OJ Simpson now you may know me as a sportscaster a commercial pitchman or an actor but I also played some pro football a while back but that was a couple of years ago couple of good needs to go and a couple of ex-wife's to go but we never improving in a court of law that's what I'm here for to remind you that we're not the same body type that we used to be if you don't believe me just go into your closet take out those old jeans you got hanging in there and try to put those on don't mention my jeans that used to fit actually to be fair I'm a little skinnier now [ __ ] you Oh J getting wrong about my weight we all get fat as we age some of us get fat when we're 10 and stay fat forever but different levels of it idiot sorry I can't say that that's slander you can say anything you want about J right no cuz it's on Twitter now and he's clapping back and somehow he already has nearly a million followers in like three days because God is smiling upon us hey Twitter the world is yours truly now there's a lot of fake oj accounts out there so this one at the real oj 32 is the only official one can I just say that I love that it's the real Oh J 32 did he not know that he could have just called it like the real juice or something anything better than the real OG 32 it's like a freakin xbox live gamertag 32 cuz that was his number [Music] now coming soon the Twitter you'll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything so it should be a lot of fun I got a little didn't even to do listen Oh J I don't want you getting even anywhere near me so whatever I say I'm just I'm gonna keep it clean alright no getting even necessary I hope you see this a genuine I hope you do when I'm a little angry or have a little too much stress I have a little trick what do you do RJ sit down take some deep breaths and I think of Mount Saint Helen and I see it exploding and shooting all of the dust and stuff into the air we're just trying to get that blood flowing okay get them both in as a little tight make a good fish you gotta be limber got to be able to make a big turn so that cause work flexibility in that lower back put your hamstrings well every so often you find yourself booked on a full flight and stuck in the middle seat you don't even have a shot at an armrest every now and then you got to flee the country what gives I want to do some minimum maintenance hey what's in the bag it's in the bag Oh Jay just a second I'll be right back don't don't mess with me man what's in that bag quick change huh why do you think they call me Jews why do you think they call him the juice baby quick change why do you think they call me Jew supposed to mean I'd like to believe that Oh Jay Simpson went his entire life thinking people called him the juice because he can change his clothes quickly I can get in and out of my bloody clothing faster then you could say acquittal that's why they call me the juice here's a little tip to deal with stress at the office take a one-minute vacation I call it my little getaway you know for guys I like to take it on the 405 freeway at 40 miles an hour in hot pursuit but you could take it any way you want you could take a bath for all I care all right guys let's get real if Jay wasn't innocent okay at the end of his police chase woody been caught carrying $8,000 cash a 357 Magnum passport family photos on a fake goatee and mustache yeah that really sounds like something a guilty man would be just carrying around since searched I look it's a guy don't I you'll G you'll never take me alive and you won't get my friend this isn't a guilty look is it that's what I'm saying they should have used this in the prosecution what an innocent man who's just trying to work out be guilty looking like this well there you have it minimum maintenance fitness for men the bottom line is when you're feeling healthy and fit you'll achieve more at work go better on the road enjoy yourself more at play and be a better husband father and lover at home sometimes something is so much of comedy gold that even a comedian can't make you submit okay so rare but this is one of those times good night everybody that's why they call them the juice baby that's what I call them the juice J you I see II just undressing impressively concisely extremely will John lose the weight will oj get even with John on Twitter does anyone watching this even know who share is I've never taken a dance class I'm not a trained dancer I mean I like to use my body I think I'm naturally good at my body but find out in part two of this epic saga coming out in like a few days from now just bear with me all right just click the damn thing when it comes out put a pin in that cut up put it flip it in the calendar please thank you [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 7,253,057

Keywords: jontron, fitness, workout, oj simpson, oj, funny, comedy, jontronshow, jon jafari, minimum maintenance, workout tape, celebrity workout

Id: sj8i-fuh61o

Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 25 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/xo_quan]

It hasn’t even been 24 days since the last video. We are truly blessed.

[u/lieutenantskell]

Folks may be saying this is hokey and old JonTron was better but honestly? I love this

[u/JONTENT]

[u/Rejfenpejfler]

I love Jontron, and I adore this variety in content and this frequent new schedule, but it really does feel like he has no proper direction he wants to take his channel in. Like, he's always been driven by impulsive decisions, but this overly drawn-out sketch in the first half strays more into TV-territory, as if it's a peek into the crazy life of this youtube persona. Now, it's competently written, though I'd still imagine long-time fans being turned off by the lack of long-improved tangents, in favor of surprisingly structured segments, guided by what feels to be a fully written script. There's nothing wrong with this, but off-the-cuff Jontron provides some of the greatest moments in the channel's history, and he feels a bit limited by the production here in the first half.

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It does get much better, once we enter improv-mode Jontron, so it's still a great video!!!

[u/LeadPlooty]

Geez, it took more than half of the video to actually get to the subject matter.

[u/Shadowiiiiii]

The Fastest post in the West

[u/Bananawamajama]

That was a long as fuck setup before he started looking at, or even mentioning, OJ and the sweating thereof.

[u/MemberOfMautenGroup]

Imho day 1 is what terminal illness really looks like.

[u/[deleted]]

This is really only 1/4 an actual episode...

I love Jon but an episode that’s 14 minutes long and starts with an ad that’s about 2 minutes long and a sketch that takes up another 5 minutes is really annoying.

I am all for Jon being free creatively but if he is going to have an episode with a sketch like that I’d rather the actual “Jontron” portion of the episode be longer as a payoff. Just my opinion I guess.

However, I also thought that the Jontron portion of this episode was pretty weak since it was mostly “LOL OJ MURDERED SOMEONE.” It didn’t feel very clever...

Edit: off topic but whatever happened to Jacques?