Brent Morin and the Whitecraft | TigerBelly 92

[Music] [Music] five three two one do you believe in magic do you believe in me do you believe in magic do you believe in me welcome to UM Tiger belly and we're full of magic here and I appreciate you that's the thing I want to say this week I appreciate you we got me and that's the most important thing we do have me [ __ ] their ass yeah Robert Young Lee that's my middle name guys young you guys to know that is Robert Enya I'm not done I have to introduce first babe okay we got ah I appreciate you babe I don't do it all right i pow Wow all right we got kalila my girlfriend baby not her because you've been scratching me right oh gosh bakla - or clogged all day I don't have dinosaurs oh so we got on Gilbert galore but uh duh and we got George and sock we got goose Tommy and Gustav E I Integris re-enter berkutov oh he uh he's been you've been givin me [ __ ] eyes wrong what yeah you've been giving me [ __ ] eye since I've been here and such that since I saw you and I have a girlfriend and I would never [ __ ] you okay Gustavo and we have a very special guest tonight we have on I love this gut for so long man I think he's a cutie pie for sure all day every day sure huh his name is Brent more and everybody give him applause everybody yeah sup now I can talk you can what whoa yeah you can you said not to say anything give me I want to give introduction okay you know here comes the nerves how long what's this guy doing a fan I'm a fan roll saying talk about nerves dude you're a TV star you're TVs no it has an aired yet yeah but it will it may not but it does and sometimes it doesn't maybe I guess you're right it might not I might not why shoot it you'll mix I know but you had three seasons on a [ __ ] Emmy awarding winning show well no we didn't we sir mine I when I'm good at spread that lie please do Emmy Award an Emmy Award on daily undateable with Chris D'Elia we've had him on the show very ugly mannered you seem lovely yeah yes my favorite thing to do is mess with Chris and it is yeah but you guys together are very good yeah we had a great chemistry actually I was a lot of fun and Rick Glassman died was following the Houseman yes annoy it well Rick Glassman lives next door to me in my apartment complex though he does yeah we lived there when he was a waiter and I was a PA we live in the same place like we carpool to the test together for that show almost got it both got you booked and that was okay birth audition I heard it was his first like pilot audition yeah and he booked the first audition he went on oh yeah the reason why I heard was from what I heard was because when you haven't done it before you don't know what the rule or whatever the the vibe is what you're supposed to be like so he just went in being himself yeah and he booked the first pilot he went out on which is a [ __ ] milk yeah he shall kill yourself man yep a lot of people do a lot of it was kind of how bad yeah he's an actor Oh real yeah good-looking you Barry I know I know I know he's just got a um cottage you get out yeah man okay okay it's very annoying but we have to go through it together which was nice we had a nice little who's in nerve-wracking it was very nervous a PA at Conan and he was a waiter so we would sit outside Warner Brothers Studios yeah like I don't get this I need to be with you for a couple weeks and he said if I don't get this who was in the room when you auditioned Bob Greenblatt I mean all Bob was there but he's picky yukita Rob tear off president I just saw Hannah play oh yeah because he did Warner Brothers did my pilot yeah Peter approve - it was very uh it was fun I was set up to win we have bill once I create not to win what I have against a good actor named Skylar Astin oh yeah very basically was a guy who was taking every part for me at the time because he could sing and dance and act and that's uniting to do I know that's why he took able to harmonize something with me no that's a good magic the magic song yeah ready I'm gonna take off do you believe in magic you believe in me the when I made up a really ryx fine I'm gonna tell you what it is do you believe in magic do you believe in me do you believe in let me do the first time and then you'll harmonize okay do you believe in magic do you believe 90 okay Hana I thought you saw I thought you pull the heart off so hard maybe the first Tuesday okay and then go to the second round right that happen to how the Sun Goes Down okay all right yeah all right do you believe in magic do you believe in me do you believe in magic do you believe in me Wow yeah you're on undateable I just thing every week I'd learn every pop song yeah week you're singing Katy Perry's roar I'm like how's it go they like learn the lyrics and it's life Wow scary or no the first time probably no actually to be honest I think I had to sit open my audition by singing and I think that's the reason I booked it because that's more vulnerable than acting and once I was done singing and I went into the acting part I was like oh I could do this uh yeah I guess what you gotta sing and do that thing it's really high deficit my worst human experience a human being can go through its last day oh yeah yeah I don't know why they do it the way they do it especially the live ones mm-hmm they do it live I know Warner Brothers does it had it walk us through I like it live I just had one for CBS this year and I did not like that it was on tape because I need to meet and charm I have to be that in the ride I'm not doing that right no no because what I like to do is this I like to go I need a couple of shots you fart yep okay well excuse me would be surprised excuse me that's my okay you're welcome I mean notice yeah don't do that again yeah because now I don't you know what I'm talking about need a couple shots yeah I know I was kidding video that's not against a couple shots what do you mean like like I hate it no idea takes I need to you know action and I so I'm Jimmy I can do it again mmm I need that okay because if I don't have it yeah right then if I I don't have a [ __ ] I need a woody call it both sides that side like I do think that a safety net oh why hell did I get right I hope your old alright very good though for improv yeah you added information yeah and getting correct but yeah yeah give me another one I need a oh those cookies will to hot very good be growling classes no no oh give me one what do i just you cou why'd you hold the tray for Heather yeah woo quantum physics was out of the oven keeping our very good will you take classes there Yeah right would you take class on from Korea Seoul Korea oh yeah first problem with this is the books too big very good if George like The Improv job you ever sit one game huh that's all improv is yeah yeah you go Aang go yeah yeah yeah what happened to Ed and a crush and then and then the rule is always what you you can't deny no yeah so if somebody says I got you a gift you're supposed to add information but I like to deny Bobby I got you again with there's nothing in your hand there's nothing go and see and see me and then do I go home and like to take a bath and you know who is me a lot yeah here you go Bobby why do you got nothing not since your shirt exactly Oh see what he did he saved it by adding Noble are they that yeah why keep going alright so nuts this is your shirt that's there's nothing there but oh my god where'd your shirt ah what he just did my hand you have carpal tunnel yeah father yeah now I made it about my dad that's what I got the reason the why it's scary the test is because you've talked about this but right now people want to hear if I show business but you know how much you're between you and another guy yeah you know how much money you're gonna lose oh yeah if you don't get it so do they make you did it give you the offer and you see the number before you actually test them you see the number you plan your future yeah by a half a mile in your head you go okay yeah it's the thing that could happen like I don't know if they have a cribs now but I could do one joke oh yeah yeah good rumor rosenbaum I attested her show as soon as I opened my mouth I knew I wasn't going to get head really yeah the last time I audition for Peter rob was for some other thing I tested for as soon as I opened my mouth I knew I was going to get it so I got to be in your head though because you're just you seem like you tested terrible now you test through the roof there's no way audience I love uh support I really love your support though I don't think I don't know I'm so sorry about transition look a little mean yeah I'm so very sorry about the break-up oh yeah this girl left them yeah are we allowed to talk about it I'm going to talk about it okay well I liked her what's her name again just handy first name I'll do first man Angie yeah very well she was sweet very key right there was cute beautiful above your leaning about two years above really yeah but that's the girls a man you find you find something out of your league yeah yeah you trick her and then what she said what is the good I guess exactly you do circle bit then you hold on to that she just caught up [ __ ] this trick knotted me he actually got me pregnant ah yeah are you pregnant I know what I'm going to talk about guys when it you're me do you think I was trying to trap him you just [ __ ] me yeah yeah he didn't tell me yeah you trick matted me first and so I should go to prison for rape no I mean we're still together there we go counseling yeah Darry yeah but so that's what anyway uh I did not do that what you didn't do that with your girl okay yeah let's get back what'd she say what'd she say she loves you Sheila okay well we're together two years yes she's an actress I'm an act or basically it's just it was a basic conversation was she's 29 it feels like she needs a purpose and she needs to focus on her more and I'm gone a lot I work a lot I like working even when I'm home I'm working on something in my office all the time so I'm a little addicted to working so that was an awesome thing so I took Sundays Mondays off started tak slicing things that's a crisis wrong word compromising it's such a chore rape you know sacrificing same thing I'm gonna text after this he raped me what they said it yeah there's just one of those things where like you know we were kind of going this way and then who knows maybe in the future we do get back together but maybe it wasn't right like if she came back now I would say mouth how do you deal with it oh you're that Angie Excel and you'll never watch it and I know I'm not gonna listen to this but Angie you [ __ ] up now she doesn't she's great no I'll tell you why she walked off why and I'm gonna somebody get angry right of it back off Oh Gustavo for the camera okay I'll tell you how it's another great choice as an actor I'll tell you how you [ __ ] our I [ __ ] I don't you [ __ ] that you're a nice guy yeah everyone says it I've never heard anyone at any club say anything negative about you good and okay are you being why you good more now why you think we're nice it's uncomfortable to complement it I know but look at me right now yeah and also you're really gifted you really are you're very [ __ ] funny right and you guys can create together mmm and you guys can like feed off each other sure all right but she bailed she's right and since she bailed let me tell you this chachi since she bailed her neck right she's she's [ __ ] out with me what yeah what for what what is this read out oh I mean like out in your head if I had any going out let's see your end let's your Angie and you see me in a [ __ ] let's say I'm at curbs what's a workout place call her hey guys what's the call to the curb sure led yeah yeah yeah that one ox curve you see me anachronox its curb not a [ __ ] place it's really chubby women yeah that's on a curve so it's just all the big ball Angie yeah yeah yeah yeah say hi to me hello well Tata actually is that Ali Wong we're actually now there's a career that ya know do it for real to say something real oh hey you're one of our bird spreads Bobby we talked before what the [ __ ] are you talking about no I've seen you on unloved no no we've met at the store we talked about what the [ __ ] you talking about Ari I don't you and you left [ __ ] brat right oh I'm sorry anyways loser burnout Angie Angie look at me you leper congratulations on your pipe we're done the hospital and is that suffice three times 1/7 suffice nice three [ __ ] we still love each other don't get married where what's he saying we're very core like very cordial with each other like it's not a bad break kidding I'm gonna say I have two well-intentioned people part ways sweetie it's not very I know I don't want to see her you don't want to run into you know what a run dry they go yeah I was a little item do you fall apart during break up there you really good at coping well I think you know dealing with depression often in life you got to find ways to just learn how to be better at dealing with it and so when that happen that was so a depressing moment that it was funny a little bit I went well this sucks yeah and I have rules with like depression like never drink out of depression you know never do [ __ ] like that because it just can weeds down a bad road so what I did is I spent like a day and a half in bed and then immediately went to the gym every day and ate right wrong ahead with it and then just worked the thing that probably ended our relationship worked I was like we got to keep doing [ __ ] what are we get good I'd like to allow myself to spiral all the way down to doing that yeah i and i almost like somebody said once you enjoy being like a what was it a tortured artist enjoy that don't you you want that like bill lawrence my boss and we're working on the show now we sold the show time and he was like you like it huh what are you doing now doing the greg could be just sitting in the corner of some dark bar acting like yeah just like the shia labeouf actor in the corner he's a nice guy feel lawrence bill lawrence is great he really is he's helped a lot i got me a career yeah i know i was just giving me a compliment I know I yelled at you I'm sorry what are we going coffees kicking it up around again got a control on a run home so you know so you got cancelled undateable and now you're working on another thing with bill yeah and you're doing the road you like the road you know what I do I do I don't and I do I'd rather be working actor I'd rather be doing that stuff Congrats again Bobby ABC Oh like I'd rather be in town doing things because I don't like I don't want to leave as much but then there is a time when you're leaving where it's nice yeah and especially right after the breakup two weeks later I'd do Tempe and I was like even though it's an hour away I was like this is so so happy I'm not there right here I'm going to stay talking about here's the thing though dude yes that there is a feeling I love the fact that I booked a show yeah I really do mm-hmm I love every single person I'm working with great I'm talked about I'm not even lying I'm not saying that because because I have a [ __ ] loose mouth sure I really enjoy and when I see the trailer of my pilot and it's cute yeah okay it's not necessarily what's gonna how do I say an apology you had a blonde caterpillar but it's like my muscles as a performer are actually gonna be seen I don't think you know because I'm a little wild I like to go a little broad and you're on network love now yeah and this is law this is network yeah this is network it's a different if it's different animal yeah but it's you know what's good about it hey I'm grateful thank you cuz you kids like speaking of shows I really like love I love that show love I started watching it my ex would watch a lot of TV like those stuff while I'm on the road yeah and season two of love was a very bad show for her to watch while I'm on the road cuz development exactly my god and you know she's very rational so we would have I go did you just watch love is like yeah ed you're right I got a not think like where the characters and that's freaking show yeah you were great in that and now you probably be able to do season three pop-up now already started shooting close yeah and then guess what you get to do you get to do the network stuff you get to hit middleman I'm grateful for all of it it's going to be all saying I'm saying maybe I signed what I opened my big mouth I'm just fine it is it is hard though trailers trailers for a network show very hard but why do you guys why don't I listen to me though well I mean stop for a second I'm gonna stand up again Kesava the camera Savo get my java get my ass sorry handsome I [ __ ] told you two [ __ ] days ago yes to watch a documentary because we're gonna [ __ ] a why talk about it on the [ __ ] part I know and you know let me I was two days ago about not alright and you did not [ __ ] watch okay can i client counting here I do not the counter bigger I what you said earlier yeah when you first came in the [ __ ] house was all know I look for it it's on the front page of all the [ __ ] now mine not a DirecTV I didn't have the thing if you're go or whatever on the [ __ ] iPad I do have HBO GO I'm a counter this was something I'm gonna deflect the blame here yeah and I'm gonna call back an episode of this show that I watched okay you I think it was Eric Stonestreet and you admit it to not watching something oh okay let's see um jus Amore's perros and you want you get a little bit that's cute and Wikipedia this is what we call deflecting blame that's cute that's cute you're doing it's so cute I thought about doing that oh I'm pulling a Bobby I call it oh but you know like crafty is what it is it crashes why crafty white craft yeah definitely why crap pusher and it's um shadow play well or any way of working in shadow play and also being white craft hmm and what it is is this you're twisting it and turning it and you're right but look I say this like my house of cards if that's very good [ __ ] point thank you but can I just say that's my fine ass I'm the [ __ ] captain of the ship like and out okay right now when you're in my [ __ ] submarine mmm mr. summary I'll run a [ __ ] out very good oh thank you thank you little purpose - dual purpose yeah it comes up and down yeah that's right now it's ugly summer in a doctor - I've heard of seen gospel yes yes yes but it's a sinking força summary right now because you you you undermine my captain sea captain know what I might be a word but I don't know if it it my captain does sea captain my hmm okay probably is we're gonna talk about the documentary anyway I'm going to tell you what it's about why did he take a note she always does hello what a professional yeah okay can you say this let me ask you look up captain sea yeah we're Bobby star director cut out rape content exactly what it is actually I'm dying I didn't talk about anything we're keeping it in I'm not editing this [ __ ] thing I like that are they strong Bobby let me ask you something this just a side note because you referred to George George's heterosexual were friends we've been friends for a while and and he sent me a dick pic I mean I didn't send anybody else a dick pic okay if is that weird not if it sent to you whoa the motors nothing it's just you very open dick wise so it feels like a business then connect to somebody very open iqua I'd be like I'll send one the body that's a good way it's fun can you please explain open dick wisely you're just an open book you know right but your book happens open there's a penis in them at the book park I saw your penis probably the first or second time we ever hung out yeah your penis third time you made me kiss you at a restaurant a volcano yeah they're on Melrose and it was a big group of Thomas's meet you Carolina it's on 3rd Street 3rd Street me you Eric Griffin jo koy yeah Ninio Shauna Chris D'Elia yeah I forgot who else somebody else's I was gone and you were like kiss me and it was really weird - yeah and I was like no I'm we're in the middle of the red carpet smile and they all knew you yeah and it's been getting loud yeah and then Vinny Oshana gets involved and he goes kissing man everybody kisses you know that and I'm a teenager I'm in college and I'm getting peer pressure's young here we go yeah why you Chris and Vinny to prove a point Chris jumped in too and I was like why don't you kiss event and then I can think because he's like well and then Vinny goes look kiss them get up let's be a [ __ ] in a [ __ ] in the middle of restaurant you guys triple kissed and then and then I kissed you on the lips yeah that was my second time hanging out with Bob yeah yes I think said a good dick pic - yeah be like a fun little thing and that's now what you just did was you cleared my mind and now it's open yeah and my third I witnessed what you said and I forgive you I forgive you nice that he just did it all right a great name George it is a pretty good name good name yah yah yah yah Tina's dick pink oh yeah bro could see that it could see yeah but anyway so documentary I told you the wad before we'd say anything Orbach spoiler spoiler alert everybody if you haven't seen it and you don't you know you don't want it to be ruined oh yeah no I'm also the other reason I got a little hesitant to watch it was you would recommend movies to me at the Comedy Store yeah as a film student somebody who loves movies I always take recommendations and I watched what did I [ __ ] look at there was a one that you recommended that had probably the most traumatic rape scene I've ever seen just back on that conversation ever a movie there monica bellucci yes irreversible reversal yeah and it affected me so much it's been 10 minutes Riggs in yeah I'm nothing very but oh my god was it you recommend that you should you go home and watch her merciful yeah I did and then I was just like yeah a little bit well this documentary is on par with us secret that scared me what am I getting at even nearly I'm not a pie lady let me hold my own maybe the documentary it is trying to say it's a joke I can't move yeah I just got a survey for that movie it always just a joke ok yeah I did not matter a bit baby great performances though what a what a liberating feeling I am I shows cancelled I could see it so do we do have to do a [ __ ] spoiler or alert yeah cuz um okay I'm just going to tell you what it's about vaguely and then we're not gonna get into detail what do you think of that no we can talk about it we can just the documentary is called mommy dead my dearest mommy dead Indira and Eris yeah and kalila and I are really big fans of a show called sordin scale and it's on it's not a podcast no he does that weird burp the other thing in my sting thinking but the other thing and he came to saw last Friday was oh that's right the on Saturday when when I saw you yeah yeah the guy from this our favorite podcast is a crime podcast oh yeah she mentioned yeah yeah Celtic the third yeah so he was best in the world the first thing we ever heard about this story or this case was on this podcast sorted scale yeah it was really so we knew about it already right but so basically it what it is is this girl what's her name again gypsy gypsy young girl was born a future we're all born I don't you know that we're not manifested mm-hmm right she was born to a mother who says pretty much gave day one made-up illnesses for this kid it's called Munchausen my back by proxy and you just said this kid has cancer she has all these diseases like an identity so that she can get a free ride on things like we get free trips are we good honey how free how you got a free house out of that what because they said well they were from Newark and when Hurricane Katrina yeah yeah on top of needing a home she was also disabled and the child was in a wheelchair but she did it for 20-plus years right so so people thought that this girl was 12 and she was really 21 their mom I gave her had and she'd always had to be in a wheelchair now does a kid know at this point she'd even her own age I don't even know her own age at that point and she um would play along obviously she would have to take the pills what's he doing about the illness these your medications you know how hardcore that is on your lizards and medications I mean this girl is just subjected to just about everything they even put a feeding tube in right um ik yeah for no reason why for no reason I don't know how doctors like I don't know how the doctors aren't in jail for he was so manipulative though the doctors would like they the mother would would believe her because she had it down to a science that's no that's [ __ ] I wouldn't I wouldn't defend that the dot whoever did it in Waukesha were they from Wisconsin so yeah if I'm a doctor and like wait you're telling me your child needs a feeding tube for what and if it's not indicated you should be smart enough as a doctor you went to med school did not [ __ ] put a hole through a child's belly yeah what my brother was here he's a doctor he could explain that kind of crazy anyway this girl she's probably 21 now I did find yes point her mom was a solution meets some guy online Christian Christian hiding a question awaiting dating side and goes they start relationship for about a year yeah and then to make a long story so she basically goes I want to be with you can you kill my mom and so right they meet up no she has a plan so he she goes she goes here's my address he lives in Wisconsin he goes down I left the [ __ ] bathroom door the window open he stinks with us booked out the window kills the mother they pack their [ __ ] up stabs her repeated they take money out of a savings Wow and then they head back up to Wisconsin but this girl was submission Ella rom-com yeah it was the mind of Moria Bobby Lee exactly you'll see did I play the girl yeah I all of it down and um so that's pretty much what the documentary is ChristianMingle yeah yeah it was ChristianMingle Emily and she but she only got ten years well he killed her abuser which is that's a little so much been tough me okay I have a question for you what you didn't watch it but based on what we've told you so far yeah do you think that she's a safe person to release back into society after ten years of being institutionalized or being in bed she didn't do the stabbing but she was witnessed her mom manipulate the system yeah she has witnessed all forms of manipulation so she's she has an altered sense of reality at this point yeah I don't think that she's somebody that just goes out into life and then you know she's a waitress at Ruby Tuesday's or something just like hey everyone what's that scar oh yeah yeah easy story when I was 12 yes the toughs maybe you know downgraded to like a place that you know she's monitored or something right that's what you think yeah because she's been subjected to so much abuse at this point when you hear her speak yeah she sounds clear and you know um she sounds lady because you're her mom was also saying throughout her life that she was mentally [ __ ] yeah she's been told she was mentally [ __ ] yeah so she can't walk she can't walk but she's always has to be in this wheelchair she's been still no not now okay but she put them now in the in the documentary you can see interviews and she's very clear I said what bright girl yeah wherever I know she knows what's going on and she's explained to them what happened but she this girl my girlfriend was basically saying that she would never be the trustor ever I of course not I mean I'm not I'm not opposed to her if you were my wagon our wag Walker oh I would not let her walk my [ __ ] dog she didn't kill anybody yeah but she planted a bill complicit in the crime so when she gonna start doing open mic I feel like every stand-up has now I got to show you the picture yeah good for comedy yeah yeah I'm single I mean big timing I mean yawning when you were in the uber coming here yeah the driver was an open mic right yeah yeah and had it off on the wrong Street right and what do you say he goes oh he said uh well I never say that I what I do you know because then it's when I talk about it it doesn't even say yeah but sometimes people notice but I walked I got in and I saw the little notebook in between the seat and it's so cute and I thought this guy's probably comic or draws pictures and [ __ ] yeah enjoy the conversation well we talked about something else and then he goes you're comedian right you have a special Netflix I was like yeah it was Brent what's your last name is Morin and in my head I was thinking I really left a [ __ ] impression specialized yes don't even know my last name yeah he did - yeah he did probably he was just fun to act but then we got talking about specials obviously in comedy and like you know we try to do that thing where I'm like I like meeting new comics cuz I remember asking people that I liked and you know Bobby is one of them I really liked and he acts gave me advice and if they didn't get advice and some they really liked it hurt you know and then now he dropped me off in the wrong [ __ ] street and then I got out to walk lie and when I was like oh yeah oh you were probably on Gowan yeah he was on collar here that's oh she's already like 21 at that point yeah that's the mom and a child oh my god this mother I know I know Jesus Christ 21 here huh yeah well while you laugh you'll hear that why you laughter yeah oh yeah I'm sorry the daughter looks like something out of a dr. Seuss book I know I know you guys out she's like somebody in a Harry Potter movie where they have to go back to school they get like a certain book yeah he's working in there like Google monopoly what you need is this what photos would put a do so that one think you would it but you didn't see her be DSS you didn't play your own oh yeah the murderer how old is it first off yeah sure that did not detain a person that is a woman oh they're the same person yeah hmm okay look at them painting those eyes I love this bags for days I know let me ask you this Caroline if you get would you say would you [ __ ] her for the story her for the story okay I would be terrified I was scared to watch the damn documentary if I slept with her why did you just pet her buzz cut yeah would you look Gilbert no not even put a story not for the store I would just lie I mean to her you would be the least memorable [ __ ] for one reason why me or at Brent everybody and you're including me not me I'll never ever I'll catch it right after she listened to her boyfriend who was into BDSM yeah basically [ __ ] slaughter her mom and then they had sex afterwards oh yeah unless you can compete with a post on murder sex give me a [ __ ] box of ping pong all right what else and not for her for me yeah yeah yeah a jam over my butthole okay how would you kind of crazy [ __ ] circus stuff yeah I would do circuit [ __ ] o XE honest I am yeah I would pop my face would look like Shrek I will - Shrek green you know man and like that yeah I would uh have like some sort of angel wings on and then the [ __ ] ping pong balls in my butthole right and then I would go did some Indians out hey I don't have lay naked on the bed right and I you you eat your meal it starts shooting ping pong cool interface like that what do you think on [ __ ] your body and bread company exists oh yeah it's Peter Roth here ABC on the phone I'm not your Bobby Lee's I'm grateful thank you what did I do wrong Bobby my [ __ ] is a little wing yeah that wasn't a good brent morin replaces Bobby Lee and oh man imagine imagine that oh my god that would be horrible but would you be happy-ish happy-ish no that's stuff out look at me right now if you well you want to turn it down would you turn it down no Bob maybe I wouldn't amazing I don't know man I'm kind of happy with my Showtime thing right now so I'm really I'm betting on myself to generate great and I believe what you just said I need an edge right now if undateable asked me to replace you yeah I would say no really yeah but you got like you know card I on CH at the time ain't nothin you know it's true and you know Shell's gone now I don't want to be Carlton I gotta figure out the next move you're gonna could I just say something to you and how good show works who's Carl psycho from Dancing with the Stars first print I'll find it a little Serge Alonzo Ribeiro yeah he hosted something I know that I'll tell you when you do a multicam sitcom for it long enough you start watching other multi-campus it comes with an appreciation he's unbelievable as Carlton yeah watch the way he plays Carl - yeah and he really hit it that was good what's the story did he just drop out after freshmen it was too good sometimes you're too good George Costanza - good you know yeah you know you were telling me about that Mary gotta be just whatever yeah that's what I just said because I saw that documentary what was a call and I forget it's a documentary about this play it a Broadway play that happened it was a Sondheim play Jason Alexander as a kid was in it oh really yeah and he was like 15 or whatever and so it's like a reunion documenter it's really good I forgot what it was called I think it's the greatest thing that never had a greatest thing that never had something like that mom enough to watch yes great and it shows Jason Alexander now and he's basically saying I'm just - oh so shaded with Seinfeld yeah and people don't they're kind of tired of me yeah just it shows him at home and trying to figure out yeah what he wants to do and I just is that my question is this is that you know you you're in the biggest sitcom yep pretty much ever along yeah right you made I'm sure he made about two three hundred million dollars indication wise he is that an odd I mean to you it is like thoughts I think for someone like him that maybe right away it wasn't you know because you want to go and do different things especially the creative field you're doing something that seems like it's the same thing every day that's one of the reasons that you do entertainment because you want to do something that doesn't feel the same every day so probably right away he's like and he tried he had that what would that that public speakers motivational speaker yeah I'm one away yeah get another try when you up to that a couple of times and it didn't work and I think now he probably looks back and goes now I was amazing it was great you know cuz now he talks about it he comes back to curb you know raw yeah yeah I mean you just lost so he's probably just sitting on one of those [ __ ] floaty toys in his giant pool just being like what a life yeah but here let me say something to you he can do place if they'd given me his son if they had given me a million dollars an episode for maybe okay yeah and then I didn't work from MADtv till now yeah I don't think I'd be okay with that sure I think I would be really depressed I think I would end up like walking the streets you me on vicodin with Matthew Perry nice yeah I mean seeking to garbage cans I mean I don't know I mean I think that I don't think that so you have millions of dollars you got a garbage can because I still money is one thing money is one thing yeah but you always here's the thing you always want to feel relevant sure you always want to be a part of the next cool thing that George Costanza will live forever he knows relevant today yet I understand up but you still have to live his everyday like he wakes up because hey can I get a photo with you or hey you're George Costanza is only last for so long Yeah right it gets to a point where you won they want people to go do your killing it on that new thing yeah yeah right and then him go oh I didn't know you could do that yeah yeah creative the creative motivation I totally get you know I mean the relevancy I don't know that just if you try to aim for that it's hard to stay you know it but if you are doing something you really like and you're trying to make some [ __ ] yeah I mean we live in a world now where we're not going to have another Seinfeld because there's not there's too many outlets you know so many outlets fun fun dateable was on in the 90s I have millions of dollars probably yeah but it doesn't work yeah it doesn't that is true it's a Katya Megan well the thing is you have options you have love then you can go do network we do this you know all these things so creatively you are relevant but it's like it's funny because in the 718 good looks very good that was a very good point see okay goodnight 80s 70s and the 80s you could do the Tonight Show yeah and you could become a household name it's crazy now I did The Tonight Show no one calls me yeah I'm not even lying no one has ever said in the history of my career you killed it on The Tonight Show Wow and I did The Tonight Show that's exactly what saying because well changed Carson days yeah well I didn't land oh yeah at Leno yeah but it didn't do anything for me and I remember the next day my brother wanted playing Fifa and I was looking at my phone to see any Fame one called yeah and no one called no one call Wow yeah it was really on but then you end up on something like stranger things or 13 reasons why and your jump up 8 million followers in there and every time I'm yeah I'm weird there are still juggernauts you just hard to figure out on strangers a lot yeah really it was between him and that teacher teacher really I read to twice and I didn't get it oh man and I had a long held it and then they called him back again for the second season for a different part and he almost got it again no I didn't almost get it said no they didn't know they ended it when he made me angry I'm gonna care that right no I read and there was no nothing there was no you know how you can tell you reading someone's if they put a pin in you that's the terminology they use I don't need know what that means though it doesn't mean like we you're in our radar yeah we're gonna see a couple more people but we have your okay on you there's somebody above us and if they don't like your face yeah but your career in life is essentially what it is and um there was no pin mm yeah you know I tried but they know you and they like you but I always try to tell people it's nice when these people like you and like what you do because then maybe there is something if you like me did hire me well Jordan Peele is going to make a movie for you anyway I heard that podcast I don't think I was listening to that that's the what remains to be seen yes but you have years a guy yeah who put in it all and that's what we're trying man you're gonna do it I'm hoping I don't know anymore look I'm kidding concern it's very hard to explain but it's vaguely vaguely it's like narcos meets felicity well because I love not really a narco-state it's a very violent very funny love story in a way Wow that was a hard it was a really stupid thing to pitch and I cuz I'm when I was done pitching it I thought I had a week where I didn't hear anything and I went the hell is why would I go in and pitch a [ __ ] action comedy like that yeah when it's me when nobody knows who the [ __ ] I am I'm Martin Lawrence Hill I was with Bill and we attached I took it like I had a deal I have a deal with Warner Brothers a script a script deal with them I had when I was doing undateable as a writer producer and I attached bill to it because me alone in the room isn't gonna sell something yeah took a pay cut I don't care I need something so right Zach Braff to direct the pilot so we have a team of people going together and really like try to explain to them it's okay because everybody else said no because they were like we don't really know Brent we don't want him to star in it because I the thing was I had to star in it and then some reason Showtime said all right so we'll see what happen I we came up with a show yeah we want to do a show great right so I took a couple of meetings we would and lightly pitched it but we need that's why she came in with the Lawrence we need one of those because I didn't even join the pitch I gave it all to him as I like I'm not going to be in that room you have you be fun in the room you articulate yourself rylann yourself and they see some levels charm and then you just make sure you have somebody next to you that they can bank on because they know that guy anyone this thing right now that is in the [ __ ] business and as a showrunner already showrunners all are and we've got a good idea what about your showrunner hi your showrunner yeah I mean I do it I've done shows with people but you know I when I did a malpractice I went in with the win and pitch to those guys a couple times are so busy yeah that I just could didn't feel like they wanted to I can tell pretty much and I I'm really sensitive I hate no yeah I do and I just when I I really fully stand by what we created and wrote yeah and I will not take no for an answer so if that pitch didn't go well I'm not going to are you shut down on enough yeah well I mean you don't know I really don't believe in what we have III I like the played sports growing up I'm very competitive I like the underdog chip-on-the-shoulder it makes me feel better when people don't know me or well mentality he heard and known he was like we got to change it all up and turn it into a completely different premise like what the [ __ ] no we don't we purse Don's it yeah yeah it's like it was easier for me to go in a test for undateable when I was a PA nobody wanted yeah that was easier for me because I was excited about that I don't know is that ours go in because notation yeah he was a known yay for Conan Conan O'Brien O'Brien and Conan O'Brien you were PA for hollow go for that show three years of Conan in the whole run of The Tonight Show with Conan Wow Wow now how long is that it was like almost four years I was doing stand-up every night and so when coat when you booked undateable to Conan say anything oh you didn't write I didn't yeah I did Cronin after I used to fill his car with gas and then like six months later I have a parking spot on the same lot on the stage next to him and I used to go like a lady mr. O'Brien I always the mr. O'Bryan he would call me murderer yeah and then he was like [ __ ] with my car like I remember PA on season 1 came to me and um Conan O'Brien is [ __ ] with your car going god damn you O'Brien and outside I never explained it ya know Conan was nice because I went to the upfront we found out where I picked up I go the upfront and I get to my hotel room and his assistant is a good friend of mine who's amazing it was like Conan ones would like to have drinks with you tonight you know come meet everybody for drinks you know cuz they were like a second family to me like everybody at Conan was great and I get to my hotel room and there's a bottle of Dom Perignon with a letter from Conan about congratulations full circle all that and I was like it was one of those moments where it's like whoa like the daydreaming under the like this stands when people claims to friends would be doing the show and I will be standing off to the side with the cameraman going I want that and then camera guys are all New Yorkers [ __ ] with me call me Hollywood like when you got to be out here yeah I think it marked my words I will be on this show this year and I said that cuz I was just fed up mad and I got in the car I went home and I went that was really stupid whatever [ __ ] do that and then about five months later I'm on the show and I'm looking at one of the guys that works on the stage guys Paul and I go hey Paul he goes what I go told you and then they opened the curtain and I came out from I saw a little competitive think that made me not nervous because then he laughed and he goes don't eat [ __ ] you know that was like yeah any calm yeah yeah and let me sit on the couch he goes let him do his closer on the couch because it was kill and I was like oh you should stand up I did stand up my first time and then he brought me over to do my closer on the couch oh my god and then after that I was a guest like I've been a guest couple times Wow dating poster know what it is called what it could when does that ever happen yeah that was crazy that you're on a show at MPA or whoever yeah you know me who's you know you see here a lot of people talk there's a lot of Conan yes a lot of interns maybe Kaling John Krasinski Johnny polar Jack McBrayer Tina Fey had done some sketches on there and in New York office but like there's really like a laundry list of famous people that were interns at Conant I was like the only PA I think that maybe you just have like I don't know training environment I don't know I think it's like out for PA there was an intern that was my like intern when I was stage here tonight show and he ended up starring in Project X and he was just like an ASU student and I get a text from Rachel rush she just what CAA this is what I'm just trying to get in at The Comedy Store yeah Oliver just says how much she loved you and like love working with you I'm like Oliver what do you think he signed him he's doing the Todd Phillips movie and I'm like [ __ ] you know yeah like he just blew by made yeah it's even it's another audible it shows you what a good dude that it is Kota yeah Conan's bad because a lot of guys could because Emory Sicily I mean you talk to anybody yeah that did Roseanne the Rosen's writing staff at toward the end was like guys like Dave Tyree Allan Stevens although the old comedy archives right and it to me the vibe was always anti what you just said really like don't lock eyes with me kind of really like hostile you either hostile whoa dude she was very hot I mean I know she's on the ABC lineup with that come on Bobby I mean that's right - friggin Roseanne back please like answering their big baby the back is hit fellas Roseanne show I mean come on are you trying to lose the job she's my co-star here is my wife Sarah she's great he just said either under his breath he thought about it I just thought about anything that was actually changed see transformation and also I'm here to look good here's another thing though okay is that all I'm saying right is is that that's what I heard from a couple of dudes that used to work in that situation yeah yeah right I'm not saying there's a lot of reality or that's the truth things like that you survived that I got there is a time where we're Conan you they would use interns to stand in for certain sketches and so Conan is doing this is like my third year there he's doing something with like the interns he's going up and talking about members for later and none of them are looking at him and he finally goes why does nobody look at me in the eyes and it's because they were all told like since the New York days don't look mr. O'Brien in the eyes don't engage him don't do this and he called what whoever started that yeah was not Conan and he called it out and he goes okay everybody here you can look at me go ahead ridiculous yes when did that start I knew that was happening because people are just running in the walls she's got as I being many old days is is that there's another god person I might even name the person yeah alright that does the same exact thing right yeah I knew exactly who this guy yeah it would destroy your I know just come over here I said but of course says I know another person that does the same thing right the no don't look at me in the eye and that's not just there's a lot of people like that no I'm not saying alright what I'm saying is that Conan isn't yeah he's not a you know he's like hi good morning when you're not dude how are you yeah sure Gustav II did I look at you in the eyes today yeah there we go yeah you're good people he also said you wouldn't welcome yes awesome that was very it was very uh I think this generation honestly I'm a little ahead of you in the in terms of generation generations the worst I just want to take a strong stance I think though that you can no longer react like that you know too much stuff too many phones too many yeah you everything's caught this yeah yeah you don't think that anyone can be like an old-school diva anymore I think that like um back in the day ah probably I love old-school divas and like you just like someone like I don't want to name anybody key died a lot Steve Harvey didn't you just come on with an email what was it you know oh yeah his demand basically I was right every season nobody allowed in the office nobody I know yeah even if we're friends don't try to walk and talk with me like he was loud and they try to get him I like fired at one time I saw Steve Harvey had to call me Sean yeah he was walking on the back hallway I just what a [ __ ] God use your mouth [ __ ] this place and he spit on the [ __ ] why because he auditioned from Mitzi's so many times apparently oh wow she never passed him well I was warranted then ya know I think that what Mitzi did was what she did no I'm just sayin to have that type of like no because anabolic let me sing right now louis c.k mmm-hmm also audition firmness right and she admitted in this is after his first HBO special does align him he doesn't have it out loud yeah alright and he still comes back because he is smart Lucy K goes she's a [ __ ] senile older lady and she doesn't she's unattached yeah and then he did a special there yeah I never got to meet her or know her I was impaired by in it it was there is something about having conversations with her that's magical yeah by she could I know what Polly to listen but she would say things that are so [ __ ] crazy yeah they it would [ __ ] up your world I think really yeah like I remember AJ Jamal telling me I don't think I said have I said this before don't know AJ Jamal age you know AJ Jamal no to first it was on I he was unarmed the last couple of seasons and living color very funny african-american comedian he said to me when I first came to LA I go yo don't even I've been a paid regular here for like ten years I when she walks down the hallway I go the other way Wow I go why because she could say something that could completely alter her yeah because she used to like change people's names yeah and tell people what to wear I mean we talked about they talked about Jesse Grahm Jackie Graham was a comic and she goes you're funny and he thinks your new name is Jackie banana and he goes okay you ain't wearing yellow suit from now on so he would go up on stage and the yellows man and his name was Jackie banana maybe she was just testing them another I'll give I have another one good branding Jackson Perdue yes you're funny Jackson banana yellow he didn't love it yeah if he fall for it every time um you have to wear a purple a purple turtleneck so for like three summers he wore a purple turtleneck we're even find a print on it I don't know yeah he went about it Carlos Mencia wasn't his name oh yeah I almost didn't change it said Ned Ned he went up as Ned admits he gave him the nickname Carlos Mencia season 1 I changed me yes Oh John capper ill oh yeah for four years his name was John campy Wow Wow so I didn't really want to get in a conversation yeah I don't want to be called Bobby Toyota which is what we're done yeah would she make you wear your new why would she make you wear yes and to dress like a transformer why was it me company oh yeah yeah I have Steve Harvey's email you on it yeah yeah we did okay good morning everyone welcome back there will be no meetings in my dressing room no stopping by or popping in no one do not come to my dressing room and less invited do not open my dressing room door in all caps if you open my door expect to be removed my security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me I want all the ambushing to stop now you must schedule an appointment do not approach me while I'm in that makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly either knock or use the doorbell do not wait in any hallway to speak to me I hate being ambushed please make an appointment I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway and do not attempt to walk with me if you're reading this I mean you everyone do not take offense to this new way of doing business it's for the good of my personal life and enjoyment thank you all three parties he has every right I mean it's it's they try to get a petition I think that 25,000 people signed like trying to get them fired whoa why I don't I agree but that's the age we live in now where people can get online and make it a so she'll you know know it's his right sure it's his show it's a show he can do what he wants I said you really want the pressure of having a you know entertain the boss I'd rather keep distance you know hey yeah you're right I don't need to bury myself and my job because I'm stupid too Steve it's not only that it's that like I don't we don't know what's going on in his personal life yeah we already from like anxiety or some type of like I don't think what happened where someone was really intrusive that was an idealized jerking off and some [ __ ] PA walk in I could happen yeah that could happen right then man that could have been me because he did say that he used to have a mr. O'Brien he used to have a lenient policy but that's probably you know there I'm gonna set the boundaries yes yeah I don't think that that's bad honestly what would your email what would be your demands well I mean I mean here's the one thing that I when I was on my animal practice [ __ ] it what would you say I would practice and you know I could see the first day because when you're on a show like that you have to kind of hire the same extras every week because they're in the background and they're kind of regular - regular extras and a couple of them were open microdopes well you know man back in the comedy store back in the 90s oh right yeah so I'm like talking to the director about a scene and I can see two of them in my peripheral approaching Bobby and they hug you and then every day because talk to you yeah as if you know they're on the show - yeah which they are mm-hmm but they're you're an extra and it let me see something it's fine being an extra it is but we're in this environment right sure no be real well I I wouldn't do that why did well um not to I don't know I hope them every day happy day for [ __ ] three months of that sale right I saw them in the hallway out to talk to them hug them yeah this is internal what I'm thinking yeah man why do I have to do this I don't I don't I don't like like very funny because I I would never I would try not to ever have my phone on set I like I like to be very prepared if I had which is crazy to think in a multicam but if I had a scene like my Peppa so of my dad shows and we don't have a good relationship season one and everybody else is on the phone they're all comics those are the only times I would ever get a little snappy and just like don't I'm trying to figure this out yes I'd rewrite like 40 page right yeah three hours before we'd shoot really trying to memorize it and then I was so [ __ ] hard on myself that I wouldn't want people around me if I felt like I did that there are you know no yeah I get that if somebody feels comfortable do what I it when they were they when you're about to shoot you have new lines yeah and you know what I hate when when sound is like you know you have to memorize new lines yeah and they're like up your shirt right put the sticky thing on your chest yeah it's I hate and yeah makes you a little hey hey hey Rachel what were you going to say well I cut I know I I mean just for common courtesy and a little bit of common sense I would never try I would always want someone to have their space yeah and especially if they're the performers and that's already a high-pressure situation I would never try to start conversation with anybody that's about to be on camera sure just like what if I would have to take an exam say for instance and I all that information is in my head I don't want any distractions I don't want my bubble of information to be berta open so don't [ __ ] talk to me I don't like people in the hallway hearing them study I remove myself there and I get that I if I if I had to perform I don't want you in my [ __ ] space at all sure yeah and it makes sense you guys are performers why would you want anything to distract you from what you're about to do yeah and if I start working again then we'll have enough combo so the last thing I want to say to you dude is also on because I think you're specially talked about like good-looking guys and stuff yeah you're good-looking too hmm thank you and you're not don't try to you not in my category Barney said body gets away from his charm I know but I'm out of the jammers you know that we are in it no I'm not saying that I'm Aly but we're in a different category they don't ever [ __ ] claim though I'm just like Bobby well I never did that when I never will talk about good looking I talk about a hot guy so you're a hot guy hot guy so when a hot guy says about their hot guy actors I go [ __ ] that guy stavos got a good chin that's a hot guy right he is because probably he looks great [ __ ] Richard Ramirez except with a [ __ ] eyes he has permanent [ __ ] guys yeah I know that yeah really good those are good like if you're getting close we do the time right for over an hour I'm good I have that ability you week at the again [ __ ] I sorta [ __ ] I'll rip your cheeks off your [ __ ] skull look in the cinematic how's your family in Connecticut pretty good doing well my little brother's out here he's ob-gyn exceed us Wow yeah I like it rub all yeah I like it bro bro bro he's great he's killing it out here too is what I really want yeah it's perfect at the end of our shows we do um you want an Ed Sheeran soy yes yeah yeah I'm telling you funny life because we went live because now they're starting to do live sitcoms and I feel like my insecurities kick up and I want people to know that we did it you know because we did live East Coast and West Coast and on season two we tried it first time a bunch of idiots you know like I said I was a PA Rick Glassman was a waiter ron funches was in Portland you know like I really nobody was really working and they go my boss because we're gonna try it live I'm friends of that Sharon well have that do the show I think he basically told that it was a hit show because that came and did it and I was like wow and immediately first of I'm fan ad and I thought you know we're gonna be friends I can already sense it you know and he's got to do this scene with me I kick them out of my bar and then I didn't realize it's Ed Sheeran and everybody hates me and for the rest of the episode many drivers on the show and all these other people have to smack me in the face like smack this guy for Edie you know and then I got waxed at the end and Ed was there so at the end ed supposed to come back and like smack me and then he improvised in the rehearsal like hugging me because he's like sensitive but we're doing an East Coast and West Coast we do the East Coast I get slapped by everyone at pratfall hit you know then I got waxed you know Chris got to whack like wax my chest on live television holidays and so I'm in pain and I'm in my dressing room but I'm like the adrenaline of that I'm like that's good and everybody's walking around it feels like the cigars and Gordy prop guys have two cigars and he goes it's after afters show we're doing that party here and it might be the last time we ever have undateable again yeah and so I'm in my dressing room and I decide you know what I'm having a shot and then I'm gonna go to hair and makeup we got another two hours so I take a shot of tequila with my boss smart and I'm good feel warm feel good I go to hair and makeup Morna hair lady or megablade he goes uh she goes smell like tequila brownie so don't see judge me right now you know like he's joking around with them yeah I didn't know Ed Sheeran was in there it's like this like Seas parted and as it sees me and it goes are you drinking mate he goes bill gave me the good stuff you should come to my room and I'm like oh yeah dude so then he goes see half the cheese and then he leaves and I'm everybody here Magus look at me and they're kind of smiling because they know I have no backbone with peer pressure and it's ed Sheeran and I'm a fan everybody knows like I said what you think I'm not gonna have shots with a goddamn rock star and they're like hey hey it's your job oh my class okay okay I'll go I'll go and just knock on the door and say hi and we'll see what happens so I go and knock on the door and Ed opens the door and it's like this ever there's no lights on and he's got three guys who look like extras from snatch in there that was part of his crew oh yeah and we good yeah and he's got like but one light and he has cut limes and he had put out two shot glasses well Don Julio 1942 so it was the good stuff yeah and he goes got a set up for us and I thought that's really sweet that's like you know that he's a sweet sensitive guy even like cut the limes yeah and every so I go yet cheers to uh one more to go he goes yes let me do the shot and he looks at me and goes is that all you're gonna do I'm already 5 in I mean you're the snatch guys going so now I'm feeling emasculated by an acoustic artist or already I'm scared you [ __ ] off no no I get that leak okay it's so then I end up having like probably three more and we're sharing stories so it's not good and I leave the room and I see bill lawrence boss and he goes what are you doing in Ed's room and I go you had to give me good stuff didn't you pill all right I got trapped let's just try to get through this show okay yeah now we already told like edu can improvise a little bit because our show we improvised a lot even though it's lives hell's alive yeah it's really risky and stupid sometimes but uh so we do the first scene where I'm supposed to get him off you know and he's supposed to leave and he says supposed to be like two things he's not because he's taken a couple more mono and I'm fine like I feel like I feel a little warm too like a nice buzz but I'm like I ate a lot and I was like you know what I'm good I'm not gonna be drunk he's starting to really improvise there is a scene if you see it I go no no no no no okay stop just to try to get in the stop yeah and kick him out and he tries make a joke so then I go to the rest of the episode he's not in it so he's just boozing why wouldn't he everything's working out in this life he's a rocker he knows is at the end of the episode he's supposed to smack me again and this time he decides to kiss me after he smacks me yeah and he asks Rick Glassman he goes he thinking mind if I kissed him and Rick goes which I this is true I have kissed a lot of my guy friends on TV and like I said earlier just in life I just a lot of guys I guess and in fact he's not in my first redhead I kissed Andrew Santino at midnight yeah so Rick Glassman knows this and Rick goes are you kidding that's his wheelhouse and and and doesn't know what to make of that the weird wheelhouse yeah I don't know so he comes out and he smacks me and then he just lays it on me he smells good he kisses great and we go at it for a second and then he's saying sorry in my ear and I go you kidding me you helped me you know like this is a career yeah and then I immediately have to get waxed and Chris D'Elia like looks at me as a puttin me in the chair or whatever because we're overtime and he goes congratulations man you're [ __ ] famous now he goes I couldn't kiss me at you know and then he waxes me yeah and then after that we have a little after-party on the stage we don't know for coming back for another season and he taps me on the shoulder and he's got a bottle down Julio 1942 another one he goes let's do this I'm like we went around like Robin Hood and we're giving all the crew guys good stuff I still had like four but we took them from belfry and talked to somebody so and I got so drunk and I'm with him we had like dance a little dance battle and there's a picture of me that was sent to me the next day he was dragging me on the ground don't even know how that was dance battle yeah and I woke up from a text message and it just said Ed Sheeran the text I don't I got his number I yeah yeah and in my phone were all these selfies of us like like did he [ __ ] like I'm very very like intimate friendly and it just one text at like 11 a.m. the next day and all it says is [ __ ] that's all he wrote me what then cut to my girl bring this full circle the one who left me and broke my heart if we're seeing each other we're like three weeks into seeing each other I'm driving by Hollywood Bowl I see Ed Sheeran's name on the Hollywood Bowl I go I didn't know he was here I thought I was out of town Cinematheque see what he's doing like right away I go hey ed I didn't know you were here come by the Comedy Store after if you want to want to hang or something you know and he goes how many right away because you play he's got a deal that all the time yeah I said oh sure - and he goes gotcha mate see you tonight and I was like huh so I tell my girl who both love that I go I think we're gonna go Sharon just I think just gave me tickets to his the show and this is like as we're driving by the bones first time I saw it that fast I go I guess so I don't think the tickets are there I'm telling her the whole time they're not there yeah I want you to know that I know this seems like this is I look cool we just started seeing each other why they're not there because I'm a comedian and crazy and so I go to the box office and I asked this lady Doris I believe was a name and if not just you can picture exact stories yeah and I said I had two tickets Bremen's because um you know have them here who gave me a go ed sheeran yeah ed Sheeran gave you the door is this yes this is the edge sharing contract no Ed Sheeran gave me the ticket she goes well you have to go around then why are you here and I was like kick Doris yeah we go up I'm behind the Hollywood Bowl now it's my last chance I'm thinking they're not there they are he gives me two tickets that day like four hours later I go to the deceits the front row center like dead center I sent a picture of the stage to him i right am i go i must be a really good kisser and then he writes back i love you mate see after the show and my favorite moment of this Chris D'Elia and Ikes were like brothers is Chris is there too with his girlfriend every time but he's further back and he asked like two months ago and so and he gets a little insecure he goes what why are you all the way down there and I said because when you ask once we got what you asked I said four hours and he goes huh and I said you got to have drinks with that man you're not in yeah and then afterward I couldn't be better date night right Ed's killing it he asked at you oh yeah really did and the best part was afterward I sent him a text that was great if you want to have a drink I'm gonna be at the Comedy Store to hang out he goes I'm going to dinner with my ex I said well you're definitely gonna need to drink that lol dang it C on dot and then I'm thinking that's it not going to hear from them I don't know where I hear from he goes where you at and I'm like I'm at the Comedy Store come he goes I'm at saddle ranch I go will definitely leave that place and he goes like I can't I'm with my crew he because he hangs with the crew guys very humble he's adorable and I go over there and he goes we're in the back I have all the drinks ready I go there again he kisses me again he kisses Jason Collings on the lips - you think yeah and then he pulls me behind an 18-piece store because he went out with his ex yeah and just wanted to talk to me about like love and life and like is this the one like really mind ed sheeran lyrics yeah yeah I can live up to his song yes and I said no my go listen Ed Sheeran I thought it was funny you're gonna be fine ago what do you think of this girl like I like her I think like I'm scared of me in a relationship but I think I want to do it here she's lovely my she's absolutely lovely she's great it's a good one and I'm like man maybe I should date her he's like he should it's like why not take the risk I did god and you know hearts broken my what a good dude yeah never hurt he's also a redhead he is already yeah he got off his phone in social media for a year so then I never heard from him again you'll see him again hopefully will you'll see him again good people but I was yeah when you say you're gonna tell a story does it have to be 20 minutes long that was really long but I can tell you something that Carrie was great I didn't know I didn't know how to I love that story good what the hell offer wouldn't know it right Yeah right I'm also competitive and I want the UK you want you could never get out you're almost then you can do whatever you [ __ ] what our 19 is your longest right yeah like every up lolly wants every [ __ ] where we are timewise we're at 1:15 yeah available right yeah we solve a question that's a really long so again this is a unison yeah I'm hopeful vice with Bobby Kalama in hot guy brand thank you also scared the [ __ ] out of your voice like that oh my god I'm a 20 year old 28 year old woman and I've never been in a relationship well don't get me wrong though we don't generally don't over judge or guard over take that out I can't get over saying I was 28 and the girl I just forgot but that was my first real age I don't respond like that really literally wolf yeah yeah don't well yeah we I do it again her name's Amanda Amanda yeah Amanda get against up at the top I love that movie the 20 year old I'm a 28 year old woman yeah and I've never been in a relationship yeah love's hard to find don't get me wrong I've dated and have an active social life but things never worked out I'm overweight in parentheses but cute I guess question mark and parentheses and always compensated with my humor personality throughout college I would have one-night stands hoping that somehow that would land me a boyfriend no obviously the course would go politics yeah I have lots of guy friends but no boyfriends now I'm older now and have a wonderful job a home great friends and family but I'm lacking in the love Department I don't know what to do I'm having a very bariatric surgery yeah she's getting the gastric bypass on his sleeve help me lose the excess weight because that's something for myself and I've always wanted so when she could when you get that you sounds very sweet if she if she's eligible for bariatric surgery yeah he's got to be pretty big no no no not 600 we have had friends in the through in the 200s who gotten very a sixer so she weighs 200 plus she's a big girl probably let's assume she's a big girl she's getting very edge okay but as 30 gets closer and closer I'm scared that maybe I don't know what I'm doing as far as dating am i capable of being in a relationship am i capable of love should I be patient and stop freaking the [ __ ] out help me I'll tell you why it's not weight related and I'll tell you why it's not your weight that's getting in the way of your relationship because we watch 600-pound life and they have boyfriends husbands lover yeah eight real keepers too I found someone I know but I think not why people aren't attracted to you like you know there are a lot of men out there who love you know bigger and thicker women very true yeah but yes I don't give it up so easily you know yeah I mean just uh just well here's why when she said in college the one-night stands I bet there was a chief felt an insecurity to act like one of the guys to be like you know to be like why don't we just get to the point and you know do that type of thing which is like very cool cuz you're like well I like how direct you are and how you're not playing games but she might have thought that's going to lead to this because I'm cool I'm like I'm gonna like this girl over here that's being like no but I also like maybe you know she might have had that going on and now she's kind of fallen into the hole friend yeah but but also maybe she's not a victim maybe she's particular about who she wants to date and maybe you're your criterion for you know who you actually want to be in a relationship with you know is is a lot or no more exhaustive than others like you know maybe she has mean she's particular about who she wants to eat and that's perfectly fine or it is yeah or okay maybe lose away has nothing to do with the Twitter okay I gotta I just do you want a job at ABC or not last night okay it was a group I'm not gonna name the name but there was three comics in the back door who I know yeah they're more open Mica's correct but they're funny guys and they hey with we thinking about going to a delay tonight what is this an elitist Adelita it's a it's a it's a brothel in Tijuana okay and what's great but that night yeah wow you do night run I said that yeah I'm never change I go whatever you hear that when I was a young person i I've I've been to a delete a hundred times oh oh okay hi Boyd you just left like that I don't know for what comes I know why would it say something good-looking white dude from [ __ ] Connecticut yes hahahaha some sometimes guys like us don't have a lot of options mm-hmm so we I have to do extra [ __ ] okay alright for me to get her look at her he had to trick man I had a trick not right not only did it took that [ __ ] took not right yeah I had to get I need to get funny I had to do extra [ __ ] well you know what very good I'm not going to get this yeah right with this but there's something to say about I this girl was my first real relationship because I like being single in is because I made a conscience a conscious whatever the word is conscious choice that my twenties were to figure out who I am and 30s were to find out I should be with I never plan to be in a relationship like 20 I want to scratch her eyes out I just had that mindset like let me get my career my life and those things in order right you know and then when I met her I was on a TV show I had this and that so I felt like okay I can pump the brakes and like actually meet someone I did but who knows I'm more head of a problem you don't have a bra I never had a problem well it got like that you you and I on the same saying I'm a good talk a [ __ ] I know I know but maybe she was doing that now this loser how she got that I know I'm not saying she's probably very pretty does she have to go to Tijuana though no I'm just naming some guys have to do things right a little extra sure to get because these guys last night don't look like you or to liao trained by it they're mutants all right and I'm a mutant and that's what they came up to me and because they know that I'm the head of the mutants you're not I am yeah and they go and they go captain mutant so they right we're going to go go go but be safe I wouldn't go tonight go go this week earlier on it's too late right if they can thank you captain mutant and they disappeared in the [ __ ] forest right my point is is that some people right aren't born with a genetic lottery some people are born like me and we have to do extra [ __ ] and I'm okay with that but this girl is not saying she's not getting laid she's she has an active social life she has sex she's just not in a mean she's never been in a meaningful lasting relationship I think what you're saying is correct it's not abnormal subtracted lashya first but that you know what it is it's the age timeline that people put they put like precedence on a timeline because for women 30 actually especially for me I understand that you know but like just get that out of your head you're gonna be okay because you might run into something that sucks yeah I know I noticed it with women when around the age of 23 when I was single and I was just running around is when they're around 23 all the sudden they're drinking a wine they have a Sex in the City attitude I'm looking for something a little bit more you know they've got their first job that feels like a career well then when they hit 25 they realized what the [ __ ] am i doing I'm still young things are fine my name is three I was no [ __ ] dick and on Hallie way in Europe somewhere I think that actually is a poem very nice not the very good home so I can dick in an alley harmonize Bobby when SMBC what is ABC no no yeah that what it is I'm fine let's give her some type of meaningful advice before we did it oh yeah I'm sorry my bad can you say it that no you say it lady I'm only alone and clam and our main question she had the gastric bypass surgery all right let that heal get on a nice little she's listen yes because it's for your self-esteem right start going to curves work out right and then you know and then what it is is this you can't put importance into it mm-hmm can I see this mm-hmm this year I didn't want to be on a song yeah and it just happened so don't put your eye on it just let it go and do what will you love go to work be with your family you got about a toe be free why is it so fine I'm you go doing free keep looking Amanda gonna finish you put in a Latin song right now part of your world so what he'll just tell you to be good Samaritan yeah every Bobby kept repeating what happening keep bleeding oh you got to be free I have no idea what happened um good book I don't know we could open up a good book Oh stopping her how you all good oh they'll be cool Amanda feel free to set a follow-up email as it will suffice we I Love You Man how underlying I love you it's supposed to be unhelpful advice it protects us oh I didn't know that helpful advice that's well done also suck a dick in a dolly when you're yes do that yeah I mean a Gustavo what do we got timewise we're at 125 he didn't like the rug that one [ __ ] brent morin everybody that was great fun times you know I was awfully any children well yeah you want to provoke plug something man Julie what do you want to go and I don't really have anything you have no dates not right now I'm here working on trying to get this show uh yeah I don't like me baby likes me right yeah thanks your hair yes tell him I said hi always we would have had you we were trying to get you on the show it's not on you Doug that you would a head up head up some of that fun stop I'm ready to say this I don't have because I wish it I wish you hadn't said that no don't do that man yeah I wish he hadn't said that back up problems in the closet in summer backup all right mm-hmm you had three seasons of a sitcom a very good friend of mine Chris D'Elia yeah your friend yes Rick Glassman right John was a writer yeah I couldn't get a line very true we don't know we didn't have a lot of Paul oh yeah I could I knit who else was on it Rory Scovel made an appearance but he'd worked okay all right good who else was on it well Whitney got on when you yell okay we don't have answered it who else was on it who else was on it at and it sure that's that's different either Rock I get that one's okay give me another comic that's been on it um did Cameron Christie ever do it no okay we didn't have a lock so we had a big cast and I had I had a strict three monologues in episode uh-huh that's a lie and then when say something to you friend I'll guarantee this it will see you can horrible give if splitting up together the Chaumont last three years you'll be on it what is what is the what can i play a like a neighbor you could play my friend at work that I don't know what it is but you know man do I not like my job and I'm looking for I'm not a writer and unless the showrunner but I don't know what idiot yeah what's your name Arthur Arthur yeah yeah you gotta help me we already did the 125 you already but we're ending the bucket podcast okay I get what's already yeah you're not gonna go into 130 okay watch it so bad what the wrong time all right um all right good thank you guys thank you Tigers house thank you come back yeah well we'll do as we go on in housekeeping okay we'll be right back yeah yeah and we are bad you guys Bobby is going to be at hilarities in Cleveland Ohio June 1st at a third and the weekend after that he'll be in Bellevue Washington which is basically Seattle that's June 8th through the 10th and June 22nd through the 24th is North Carolina let me double check up [ __ ] 20 22nd to 24th comedies oh and Charlotte North Carolina on July 22 the 22nd he'll be at the Tempe improv Tempe Arizona and July 28th 29th wiseguy Salt Lake City for more tour dates go to Bobby Lee live.com cool mm-hmm towards anything from the interwebs you'd like to share nope all good Wow George that's not going to share we should have given that girl better advice I thought it was good we got rich first of all did Bobby die what happened something like that he's giving Brent a ride home but oh gosh I mean I thought you get great advice no I didn't read did and then Bobby started to and then the nigh was giving bad advice and decided to start it's a kind of things the assumption is that if you've never been in a relationship in your twenty eight is that you're like his assumption in Bobby's mind that she's unfuckable but she's not no I do you know how many people have started dating at the age of fifteen and have been in [ __ ] like [ __ ] relationships and still don't know how to be in relationships all the way until their 40s when I was 22 I dated a guy who was 40 and I thought okay well you know he's going to be more developed more mature in this relationship because he's older he's seen it all and he was the worst boyfriend I ever had to the save the worst one and it wasn't because I was 22 it was because he was 40 but he was 22 inside and and I I started dating boys and I was 15 and being in relationships and I I still have a hard time navigating through you know relationships in general and so no no my advice is you're perfectly fine there's nothing wrong with you it's just that you haven't found somebody who you feel is probably worth your time in that way and yeah that's it and if you're looking for more wisdom go listen to it ed Sheeran song apparently a word for prank oh dang goobie you're always barking what else do we have to talk about guys come on we should we should house clean house keeps it more every I mean shirts have been sold out new shirts will be coming out we're not doing shirts in the neck around you're sorry new merchandise new merchandise sometime next few months ah people keep asking about stickers are we gonna I'm doing another sticker run yeah but we're not just randomly mailing them to people right that's a lot of work we lost our minds the last time I think some people feel injustice putting stickers it's not an easy thing no those are the ones that I'm going to I'm doing the run for the ones that didn't haven't gotten yet in the beginning when we were when we were very very ugly ran out of stickers the first time yeah but that we could still there were there were enough people it was a smaller amount of people listening so we could still send them all out to everybody but you know how many [ __ ] paper cups I got on my lip yes are you licking envelopes too fast share a more efficient way to do that yeah you put a sponge in water yeah oh nana nena I have an oral fixation I like to use my mouth for things so shut up George yeah tell us about your tinder dates tinder organism hey I want to ask you something you were just in bolita or you last weekend you just took off and you left us I love your accent you do wrong wait what how do you how do you say Bogota yeah we're dark you're in Bogota and not the way you said it was like George I want to ask you about the book or whatever those like that what's up and you can't even say you Midianites meta-gene meta-gene right yeah I I watched narcos okay I just know it's not it's meta-gene weathers you yeah la longue I mean tell us about Bogota um well it was great apart from getting drugged robbed and waking up having pissed my only pair of pants really real yeah are you kidding yeah Rob yes I did he went full narcos then George okay we had to say this for next weekend I yeah okay my goodness I'm so sorry I yeah Oh God George important you didn't text none of us my phone got toy naked I couldn't text anybody wait if there's nothing I bought uh no one okay well there's nothing lonelier than not having your iPhone I've realized like because you're so attached to it being in another country not having eat like that attachment to anybody nothing lonelier oh my lord this is a story and I'm going to tell you about the story well I've been around multiple times because I'm just a shitty traveler but Iran I have been drugged we're going to talk about it next week then cliffhanger guys Georgie gets wrong but one good thing happened though you did take a picture with random girls because they all thought usually were Brad Pitt no I'm amazing look I we don't have a guest next week early nope okay good we'll talk about it venture all right guys thank you so much for listening if you want to write answer your questions you can do you can send us your email to the tiger belly at gmail.com you can follow us on Instagram at Tiger belly on Twitter at the Tiger belly you can follow me on all forms of social media at calamity Kay and you can follow George on George underscore Kimmel on Instagram and you can PayPal money to him for and for everything that he's lost at no wonder you are writing me from you were texting me from your computer I had to get ya Pasadena Apple store this morning to get a replacement poor George I'm so sorry we had to talk about the drug hard it's freaking me out drug oh my god oh my okay we'll talk about it next week guys let's not talk about it anymore let's save it all wow I did the cliffhanger what are we gave of Thrones jeez me baby alright guys see you guys right bye cow but my arm jiggle too much time I shouldn't have the last bad bone an oblique I didn't and now we're done Oh [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 152,110

Rating: 4.8704858 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, brent morin, undateable, chris d'elia, relationship advice, ed sheeran, ed sheeran story, I'm Brent Morin

Id: TO2_IpHmcA4

Length: 93min 43sec (5623 seconds)

Published: Thu May 25 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Toddshighfive]

Man, the guests just keep getting better.

[u/BoochBrewer]

I have a strong desire to pull up the video just to see bobby choke on his own laughter.

I rewound the audio multiple times in envy of how much joy that man can experience.

Solid episode.

[u/Nokel]

This dude was hilarious

[u/BobbyGabagool]

I want more 90 minute episodes.