Steeb and the Little Birdy | TigerBelly 50

four three two one well come to the 50th episode of tiger belly everybody give a round of applause for that we have my beautiful girlfriend uh wow we have um my half gay filipino good friend um gilbert from chicago we've got george and his um cousin brycey and uh we have a special guest and the special guest is uh none other than um stevie wiebe finally thanks for having me yeah so we did a um festival last night viva pomona and how'd the show go really good i it was one of my favorite shows the headliners was chicano batman you like them yeah they're cool they're it's like more funk old school yeah a loyal yeah and they have a loyal fan base but uh our show went wrong our keyboard uh didn't work so uh at the end mark uh broke it but you guys had on stage yeah but it turned out to be one of the best shows the highlight of this yeah oh and then dave got on the guitar we'll explain to people what who's in the band okay so the band is called maangchi which means hammering korean m-a-n-g-c-h-i okay and it's uh dave money mark davu people uh people don't it's a dave cho money mark um eddie kim dylan mallory heather leather yeah and one once in a blue moon uh james jean once in a while yeah and you're the lead singer yeah and you guys tour and everything we did one tour on the east coast um which was very very fun it was one of the best times of my life so yeah a magical tour bus oh yeah we had a real like of the phone like motley crue david changed oh yeah in a positive way for sure for sure and he had a write-up on the oc weekly yeah we had a write-up in the oc weekly um and their they labeled our band um experimental punk which i guess that's what it is yeah you guys cover that you finally figured out what your music is i don't even know what it is i mean because all genres but yeah cause i come from like i like old school hip-hop stuff but they're also like modest mouse and stuff like that too do you like the red house painter steve um it kind of bothers me wait is that your favorite man of all time i don't know why i mean i know it's good music but when you play it it like drives you crazy why because you know it like gets under my skin why why does it get on your skin it's just so down yeah and depressing yeah yeah that's who i am i'm a down and depressing person what's another band kind of like that i mean there's no other band like there's a really other band that's like slow core in that way yeah it's i mean i know it's good music i just it's not my cup of tea well you get violent like if i play it in the car he starts going get like yeah i'm like oh turn it up he punches him in the spine yeah and while he's driving on the way yeah i have to watch him fight on the 110 freeway when he plays the red house well the thing is he knows it's like a button to push yeah well speaking of fighting um okay but two weeks ago when we were playing destiny because we loved destiny steve myself eric griffin frank some other friends were on it's like three four in the morning and my brother snapped okay so can i well i want to defend myself okay go ahead okay so there's a thing on in destiny and it's the raid and it's like one of the main hardest things to do you need six people to do it yeah and did we make it it was the second or third level of that it was the third level we were at the level where there's you have to run to the totem yeah and then when you get the death singers thing yeah you have to it's like it's a synchronized event what's the end goal the end i don't even know what it is you're just running back and forth you have to start from the beginning but you guys aren't even six people no okay so our fire team the og fire team is me him eric griffin craig efros my neighbor frank and then we needed one other guy which was chris from seattle chris owens from seattle yeah which is craig's friend so this is why it's not funny because no one knows what the [ __ ] craig i know i just want to give a shout out i don't see the last name chris owen like where everyone's oh chris given his twitter um so anyway i i messed up because um when i when you're at the bottom you have to be in the middle of the totem mm-hmm and i was offset of that so i was dying so um i don't know i didn't know why i was dying and what happened i can't really what happened was this we when you die we have to start over oh yeah so you can't mess up you can't miss like yeah my brother knows that he's [ __ ] up oh you know so i was basically frustrated at myself and eric said what kind of gun are you using and that right there and that that trigger that's it oh my god bruce banner bruce banner to incredible hulk why is that the trigger he was already frustrated with himself he wasn't because well the thing is would you say to eric well i got defensive i go what kind of gun are you using right but not in that way i go you are a mistake what kind of camera are you using huh no i had to kind of use it it wasn't that violent yes it was no no it was like gayle it was like what kind of gun are you using okay yeah so it was a little more between the two in between yeah and i i cause i like i i like all kinds there's different kinds of weapons in destiny there's scout rifles automatic rifles pulse rifles and i've learned to love all of them yeah and they all have it you know their own different feel sure i had us exotic exotic is the best weapons you could get in the game they're yellow and which exotic were you using the mida or the mida multi-tool very good it's a very good gun it's a very popular gun so shout out to that gun um follow them on instagram yeah yeah yeah uh and then afterwards i said i'm using the meta multi-tool and i looked at his character what are you using yeah and then he had a normal vanguard scout rifle yeah so i try to up like up one on him yeah yeah my gun's better than you yeah and then what'd you say to poor frank and then poor friends by the way frank god i messed up man so frank is another kid that's another fighter and he's a doorman at the comedy store he's a nice he's developing as a he's a nice kid he's a nice mexican kid such a nice so what did you tell him i don't know why i don't know nowhere i go what do you got to say to that frank yeah you want some too no he said okay no he said no he said to this this is what my brother said oh man you i could put you in a double leg take down right now i started talking about power wrestling yeah i go check out the stats on powerwrestling.com yeah yeah i know i know how to do double legs i was like i was going back like 1993 like go to poway wrestling so he was naughty frank physically threatened with power wrestling skills oh my god it was like what would the idea what i can do to you yeah i got a double leg you wanted him to dig into the archives i don't know it came out of nowhere like where that was unnecessary and then so now eric griffin now knows that it's turning into a red zone situation and if you don't know if my brother gets in the red zone somebody could die no it's not that that's that bad it's not that have you let me ask you a question though have you attacked me with knives oh yeah and silver legs yeah yeah yeah how many knives you're attacking me with your two nubs in your head and you had two behind my back yeah i got into a wrestling stance everything is wrestling i know i don't know i don't know why it's been so long yeah you got into right oh it's deeper than that though because i did choke at the state tournament and i was ranked two in the country no no in the states and um damn i always choked at the state tournament so yeah there's like it goes really redemption yeah it goes really really it goes deep it is like the pain is deep so how ended um eric knew that steve was going into a red zone and then and then eric just goes bye he goes bye and he just clicks he just disappears yeah eric griffin and i i was like you [ __ ] you [ __ ] yes yeah but eric's gone now he can't hear us i'm like you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] yeah yeah my brother goes off and then and then my brother i i realized at that moment oh no i'm the [ __ ] in yeah because he left and it was silent and then i go yeah well [ __ ] this man and i turned off my machine yeah so my brother appears and what happened after everyone starts laughing everyone me frank and the two other guys just start [ __ ] laughing right because it's four in the morning and also eric and steve are in their 40s yeah we're old i don't know why you weren't even playing this game these are 40 year olds we're addicted to this guy midlife like people have mid-life crisis yeah four kids have a mortgage these guys are [ __ ] children yeah i mean we laugh it's on some nerdville [ __ ] man like we're and we're not even good at it we're not even good at it we're not even good we're not even good at it so what what did you say last night oh you said something so good last night what'd i say i got you steve wait against three strangers yeah but the three strangers tru are the best got players yeah this is the elite of the game the reason why you do it is because if you can finish this like little bounty called the gold tier bounty and you get it at the reef from brother vance from brother vance gives it to you and it's basically what the bounty is you get 50 kills in trouble yeah so no not only 50 kills you need to complete like seven matches and so you go but for 50 kill but 50 kills for us it'll take us like eight hours well all night and then the sun will come up yeah yeah for us is a gigantic it's a huge task i'll tell you right now teams get 50 kills in just two rounds yeah uh it takes five six seven hours it takes a whole night a whole night but if you will we have to keep going back to the reef and getting past it's cool to come back yeah yeah because you keep dying and a part of the game is you have to kill but then you also can revive your teammates yeah so i'm in this room and i guess we're getting slaughtered like these three guys they killed me and basically it's basically this you literally start and then you're dead oh because everyone is experts at sniping they all have a sniper right you're in the world and all of a sudden you're dead like you guys don't have sniper rifles we don't know how to use them frank knows frank's good we don't know yeah but anyway i got killed and and so bob instead of shooting the other guy no no all right all right well go ahead go ahead okay not only did he get killed we're in a room and frank's dead steve's dead i'm alive and there's three guys in the room like shotguns with shotguns now shotguns with shotguns i revive steve and i go i got you steve yeah my brother said my brother didn't shoot any of the other guys he was just trying to go to my orb my dead orb yeah and revive me and he goes i got you straight he used to do something and i'm like i'm like what are you doing it's yeah we had to be there yeah he had to be there but it was it was a good moment it was a great moment because it made me realize like we don't know what we're doing yeah yeah we don't know what we're doing you're supposed to shoot the dude he was just trying to revive my body brotherly moment but when you get a gold tier though the reason oh my god nice stuff yeah you could either get a good gun a chest all he cares about is the new shoulder pieces and the chest pieces you only care to look good you don't care to have good guns right yeah he just wants the the colors and the do you know yeah there's um and osiris is different because everything has an eyeball on yeah is it still random like what you get is still around yeah i got [ __ ] yeah i did three gold tiers and what'd you get i got like the worst thing like the artifact like a necklace or something like i got the artifact yeah yeah so um anyway i don't know why we're so you got me into it i know i don't know why why it's so addict addicting like i don't know why we keep playing yeah but we do do every time i'm on you're on i know but has does he change because we've talked about this does bob's demeanor change yeah it brings out the worst parts of him so he becomes really combative and irritable and impatient and for instance if he's playing um you can't he can't be spoken to he has if you speak to him he takes that as an offense yeah and he yells back he's just it's so different he turns into a completely type of different monster when he plays these um what do you call these type of games um the shooter first person yeah first person shooter games now what's the difference between fallout and destiny like he's peaceful like he wants to he wants to cuddle have sex when he's playing fallout yeah like he becomes building houses you're just building houses room after room yeah he's uh decor yeah he doesn't look great he doesn't even want to have sex at all when he plays destiny destiny like at all now is it partly my fault that you're back in yeah well it's not your fault steve he's a [ __ ] grown man not no but but in one but it doesn't help when you call me at two in the morning collide do you think bob can play we're doing trials of osiris and i really want this new gun the whole fights were going on he taps me on the back he goes yeah there's a bunch of people at my house we're watching the pay-per-view ufc and he taps he feels this little tap on the back i'm like yeah collide hey so tonight we're doing a firefly fire tv our fire team needs pop yeah yeah yeah and then you could see because she knows now that i'm the one that told you to tell her no but she has a good she always has a good response she's like dude he's a grown ass man he could do whatever he wants but that's see that's not what do you mean when you say something like that what there's a lot behind that you think that's a loaded response for me no it's no i'm just interpreting that there are a loaded response you probably just mean that at the way it is yeah well oh i'm sorry you know right here i think you're very well aware of the consequences of your action i don't have to reiterate those to you every time so it's like yeah that's why you know that certain things make me unhappy yeah so i guess what she said yeah now if you played and he was actually kind of a pleasant person to be around when he played destiny different i'm trying to be better though but you know we have a puppy so yeah even if the puppy's in front of he'll have the puppy [ __ ] and piss and do everything you'll neglect completely neglect the world he'll not feed the cats he'll not feed himself the dog i've eaten all day today yeah what not one thing this is the these sunflowers is the first thing i'm eating you know i think there's another thing that kind of adds to that which is kind of getting under my skin is uh cheaters i was not expecting that who's cheating what do you mean well i'm learning on destiny oh there are people that cheat there's i'm i'm learning have you heard of lag switching man what is that okay so basically uh lag switching is when they [ __ ] with their internet connection like where they go from green bar to red bar so we'll be trying to kill someone doing um crucible they'll beat you and the guy the opponent will vanish or it'll be like a delayed movement where you're shooting at like a shadow but then his [ __ ] is normal he could kill you so it's a delayed thing so lag switching and there's a thing that they also do d-dosing which is they i think i know that they kick you from your connection yeah but then so there's cheaters how does that even make it fun for you guys if you know you can never win if people if cheating we can win like a regular crucible game we can win and i don't mind lag switchers because sometimes we've won with them but ddosing they'll kick you that went to him and he was booted off oh is that when i needed to give you the credit card over and over again no no that wasn't the uh that was no no no that was that was it yeah yeah that's another thing yeah yeah yeah yeah that's another thing i want to talk to you about okay yeah is the your tone when it comes to that [ __ ] cable bill we've already squashed this no no i'm not i don't give a [ __ ] look at me right now yeah okay i'm to say this and i hope it doesn't embarrass him at you yeah i'm paying for it i know he's paying for my cable all right but you got me into destiny you're like dude i didn't have it i was on att i was doing my own thing and then once rebuttal no no i'm just saying i'm letting you know i was paying my own [ __ ] 18 t i only had the lower and then you're like you need to get a better connection i need you in destiny all right bobby you brought him in and so like now i'm stuck okay yeah yeah so i'm sorry i mean i get this stuff yeah so i mean i didn't want it i was had my own little shitty internet i know but now you're up my [ __ ] so i mean that's so i had to kind of speak that but you're right but the thing is i have a whole weird thing with bills anyway i freak out if i get something and they add interest or i i'm weird with taxes i'm happy when you talk yeah yeah i mean if you don't want me to like take a picture of the thing and send it to you guys i won't do that anymore no send it to me don't send it to him because he's not paying it okay yeah yeah sorry i'm sorry i mean i i'll go down now that i heard you out i'll downgrade to a lesser thing steve it's fine just don't send him the text send it to me okay yeah i heard you out i apologize but i i i i was fine with my shitty i know but yeah oh so you want to go back to your street no because i love this one yeah yeah i love the destiny like oh i don't need the [ __ ] thing you know i like destiny i want to talk about your new tattoo oh my gosh yeah so i got a wolf um explain to us the the anyway it's more than the ha um it's more than the game of thrones thing because i did write a song called lone wolf okay uh on kwangu uh dirt flame pencil ep one of my rap albums tell you one of your first ones right yeah it's about a wolf that shape shifts into a human at the end of the song and he finds um another uh naked woman who happened to shapeshift back into a human and they fall in so love oh so it's called lone wolf um on kwangu uh q-u-a-n-g-o-u it's on itunes kind of like that movie lady hawk the lady what's the lady with matt uh what's this that's from that broderick is that from the 80s yeah yeah i guess okay so finish your story about the tattoos yeah you know and i i i like it i like the tattoo it's a direwolf yeah it's a direwolf house dark well and another thing is this is such a um cuddly um yeah it's just a like a teddy bear basically and i wanted to balance it out with the tougher looking um animal on the other side of my right but can i ask you a question yeah what the [ __ ] is this steve it's coming man it's coming no no no shut the [ __ ] up yeah yeah it's coming ten years ago i know i got steve on my [ __ ] i'll get it you wanna shut no shut up all right let me explain it to me i got steve on my [ __ ] arm right because he's my brother i love him and you know what my brother goes i'm going to get you on my arm too 10 years ago they're going to get on somebody asked well what's that you got that they got that yeah not anything but i want the thing in my defense um i wanted to get uh his korean name yeah right so why so i don't know you're right yeah yeah i didn't want to just have bob on your arms kind of weird but he has steve so or maybe i could go bob mm-hmm why b-y-l i don't want it no it's coming i don't you know what no i want it and it's weird now if you get it done it's gonna no no because people are going to call me out people have called me out just random dvd here say oh pete dude what's up man you got to get the ink man what your bro they're like they they're getting since you're putting it out there people call me out like randomly all right well you don't have the tattoo all right yes does that bother you no because it's going to happen more after this i heard the tiger belly man [ __ ] up man you [ __ ] up like [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up steve you're [ __ ] up yeah so all right i'm sorry no it's okay i mean it's your body no i i'm gonna get it all right i'm gonna get it but see for what's funny because the direwolf that's pretty much from game of thrones though yeah it's the game of thrones and you got me into that years i mean i was fighting this [ __ ] i'm like i ain't watching it you know and then what happened i don't know something clicked he we went to the korean sauna and he's like dude you have to watch it i'm gonna watch this episode with you was i on season three or four i was like three uh two actually two i think so so i'm like all right but then something clicked where i think you fell in love with arya the world i fell in love with the whole world like because um i love uh there's a game we used to play called skyrim yeah and it takes place it's similar there's dragons swords and [ __ ] like that this bethesda makes um they make yeah they make beautiful games yeah but anyway it's the world and i like the characters i kind of clinged on to yeah so if the neck you get you can't wait for the next season i can't wait there's only 13. oh sorry i can't wait i can't wait yeah what are you doing no it's okay sorry everything good i love jon snow he's great who's your favorite favorite character top five okay top five um arya who's number one number one jon snow who's the little girl house of mormont oh lyanna ryan vermont now forget about it forget about it she's a sniper yeah i mean i mean her tongue is so sharp yeah yeah um sansa's growing on me in a major way sansa have you dropped off to sansa no but i've looked her up i googled her but did you i look up like british interviews no her interviews like just like random like her or i don't know her real name but like i like just on youtube yeah so jon snow who would you have a baby with of all those women i mean except jon snow john snow if you want to for political reasons or just to have sex no just because you know that's somebody that you really would fall in love with a grown liana mormont okay it was i because i don't want to get in trouble here because i don't know how she's already 18 are you okay it was arya yeah but then after the last two episodes yeah sansa oh so you don't know because that last scene where um ramsay uh ramsay dies you know the dogs eat his face yeah and that look she gave she smirked a little and walked away and i go wow she really grew into her own she's a strong woman so yeah dude she's she kicks ass no i like bran too the uh i like brain the warg yeah and if i could be anything in that world i would want to do that third eye even without legs so you would give up your legs to be aware if i could go into an eagle or an animal and [ __ ] or a wolf [ __ ] yeah yeah i love it but you wouldn't have a life in reality in the present world i'll just always be in that world so you know the actor that plays at jon snow kit harrington is that happening yeah i don't know any of their real names yeah his name is kid herrera okay if you're at a nightclub and kit harrington walked by you oh you know where you're going yeah and he goes hey man um you suck my dick real quick like in the bathroom no but i would probably stare at his face a long time so wait he would say it i mean that's not a good twist get it twisted he's a handsome man yeah yeah look at my look at my eyes and you don't touch me but i'll just jerk off in front of you would you do it i probably would yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean it's john's to get a selfie kid harrington yeah i would want to do that get an instagram post of him for sure like i'm at the standard with john i'm chilling me and jon snow yeah yeah man it's one of the you're right it's better than any movie it's it's like that battle scene second to last episode that was the one the best like kill braveheart killed it yeah yeah it was so epic man with the giant and [ __ ] a giants oh my god it was a good one it's a damn good show man damn good yeah and you're right i think you like kind of it was i mean i didn't expect it to be that good i mean there's slow slow episodes where i'm like oh that was okay but it all built into something bigger it was definitely worth it yeah all those even all those slow moments had a purpose yeah they weren't just throwaway scenes everything was to be absorbed in one way or the other i do want to talk about something that happened over the weekend bobby came home from set after having a 12 hour work night and he immediately came through the door talked to my sister and started throwing his underwear through his jeans in the wash all right um so explain to us what happened wait wait say that again okay you put in a plastic it's real but mostly but mostly on it's real shit's getting real it's getting real [ __ ] i didn't i swear to god i didn't want to talk about this but okay okay okay so i was shooting this movie okay well before i went okay i had at seven o'clock p.m call time saturday night so i drove to sherman oaks or no woodland hills that's where it is okay and i'm driving to the i see a game stop and i'm gonna get a new controller right now and head seat pp's so i went in their pod they gave me a gigantic bag i put in the car then the you know i parked where the parking lot is they drive me to the set i [ __ ] worked 12 [ __ ] hours it was brutal was it a movie it was a movie and at like five in the morning we did hit second lunch which is like they have to do it sag union wise and then they go we got this this meat like where is it from we don't know some place i'm like five in the morning where did you get meat like it was like chicken skewers chicken or beef chicken egg beef but i ate the chicken but five a.m yeah chicken in the morning maybe it was hello guys it wasn't halal okay it was not that good it wasn't good it was under cooked man it was underground i don't know what happened but diary and then at like six in the morning i'm at my last shot like 6 30. and i just started farting a lot you know what i mean and then even in the scenes yeah in the scenes and the cameraman goes even one time goes what's that smell and i didn't say i didn't say anything because in my head i'm like if i could if i could just pure [ __ ] just get in my car drive home right so then i wrap i don't fill up my paperwork which i still have to do sometimes sag paper yeah and i get i have the van drive into my car i'm in the car it's now sunday morning i'm on the 101 speeding and all of a sudden in my head i go i'm not going to make it i'm not going to make it to a restaurant yeah i'm not going to make it home not at home right anywhere oh the [ __ ] was building up no it was out it was probably out it was wet yeah like my underwear was already brown a little bit it was peeking in so i pull over and i go to a gas station i park into this gas station it's closed the gas station right i go to the back seat i pull my pants down and i throw the two boxes you don't mean that controller game stop back in your car yeah and i [ __ ] in the game stop back you [ __ ] in the back yeah yeah okay step back you [ __ ] yeah yeah and i'm not even kidding you it was filled with juice it was a solid juice i mean was it solid or juicy it was all juice it was pure diarrhea yeah yeah juice i threw the bag the gas station that sees the gamestop bag i'm sorry if you hear this but i threw it right collide pull my pants back up and now my underwear is cold [ __ ] cold poo yeah oh that's the worst so i sit on my seat and it's and it's cold poo it's just pure just [ __ ] yeah it's not it's pure it's all poop okay pure yes pure he had to wash his hair i don't come home right and i um i take my underwear off no no this is what happened after that i go to a walgreens so i'm walking in in walgreens the water the water right through the thing i get wet naps right and i get um i buy two or three extra bags jesus and so then i take the underwear off i put it in these two extra bags i threw it in the trash can i wiped my [ __ ] out as best i could i stick the pants back in but there's still poo in my jeans i come home and then quinda comes out and she sees me putting the [ __ ] jeans in the [ __ ] sure it was just a bad bad morning that was considerate of you to poo in a bag though yeah have you ever done that yeah i was at first no i [ __ ] on a house with her she's he's [ __ ] on someone's plants on some like gardenias yeah yeah yeah but it like it wasn't even intentionally into the gardenias it just sprayed back yeah yeah as he was bending over it just sprayed backwards with just that propulsion you know it runs in the family though wait what the the double because remember dad yeah well my dad used to um remember he had a store on riverside he had a van yeah he would take shits and like paper on paper plates you don't remember that oh yeah on he had to get there so he would just pull to the side and go in the back yeah but that's not a you think that that's a behavioral like am i believing i don't know have you done something like this it's in our genes or to do that to maybe poo in public maybe you guys find a thrill out of it no i had to go like my dad i went to a store in phoenix where he had a clothing store yeah and underneath the cash register you don't even know what i saw no i don't even know the story i saw a gigantic jug of i thought it was water oh this it's all pee he pissed in a [ __ ] no he did because he couldn't afford any employees so he would so he couldn't he had to go to the bathroom and take a break he would pee right there in the jug oh my god that's hardcore that's commitment that's good work ethic you used to do that too yes he had a truck no he had a this is back when he had the white truck the toyota because okay so bob had a white truck in san diego toyota yeah and he would have frappuccino bottles come on dude this is real [ __ ] and it was filled with frappuccino bottles it with urine in the frappuccino bottles just stacked there's not even caps on those that's dangerous no no no you put the cap on the capped ones right so you just collect you're a urine collector you're just like collecting what would you use oh i [ __ ] up i just i don't remember that so it doesn't exist remember it doesn't it yeah oh man i remember it are you lying steve no i remember seeing him he's a pee collector yes he really i did it on the balcony here you did i used to pee in the gigantic green thing okay for years i've done but you collect them on purpose no no this is the thing sometimes because i don't want to walk all the way to the when i'm in about to go to sleep and i'm like i'm dozing off and i have i don't want to walk get up and walk there how big is your place how many steps would you say it takes to walk to your bathroom i sort of got four steps pry from here to the bathroom out there so approximately eight steps eight steps so you'd rather pee i just stand up pee in the gatorade bottle close it and then lay back down so that's how lazy you are that's pretty lazy yeah it's pretty lazy i'm the same way i don't know what it is same way you are i'd rather do that than walk then walk but he doesn't you probably no you're very clean it's deeper than that though it's like the sleep um interruption like when you're about to go there yeah yeah it disrupts it more when you take it you want to have the same thing with sleep what do you mean you want to be woken up oh no and if you get woken up suddenly there's a rage you don't want you didn't want to wake my dad up too growing up in that house ooh story what happened um when he beat me with the keyboard yeah oh yeah okay so i heard that story so me and my uh friend uh dave oliver was uh there where in my room and he had one of the first sampling keyboards uh cassio yeah it was the one where you press the button go hey it go and so i'm like this is the coolest thing i'm like do the freddy cougar then we'd mess around with it i guess it was too loud it was during the day my dad was taking a nap so he [ __ ] bumped he just burst through the front door butt naked he goes yeah yeah and then he and he pulls the keyboard out of the socket like unplugs it and just starts beating me naked on my back no imagine that he was like boom boom i'm like a white guy there's a white guy there's a white kid laying beside like on his stomach just and then and that's not that's not it he's never he's never seen [ __ ] like that so he's beating me like i'm like no you know i was crying and then the beating ended and then i'm like go to the bike and then i [ __ ] and i and then i look he's walking he's naked and he's walking to the door and i see something sticking out of his [ __ ] it was a uh like white it looked like uh uh you know the string of a tampon yeah yeah yeah it was white tissue paper like a string sticking out of his ass yeah this is what you call the korean kite korean kayaking yeah and what and then because i asked over the years i think it's to kill the moisture yeah but because yeah to make it his butt more dry yeah yeah do you remember how violent that used to be oh dude can i tell another story yeah yeah oh dude uh the night i was like really proud of my brother this is when in my definition when bob like went into manhood like and i went into my room i go dude my brother's turning into a man he's turning david he's turning into a man it was at night dude and he was like a problem child you know he was rebellious growing up he he's like he got he's way different now but you know we both [ __ ] smoked pot and he was doing meth that was you know we're all doing drugs whatever but i heard commotion in the hallway boom boom boom boom yeah and then like just craziness like your dad's call forever yeah it's just crazy [ __ ] like oh what is going on and i open the door and i look in the hallway and it's my brother and my dad doing like kung fu fighting dude like thai knee flying knee kicks and so what i saw was my dad would back my brother up and my brother fought back my brother would do high kicks back it was [ __ ] crazy do you remember it was not do you remember that actual fist fighter it was seriously he was doing crazy like flying knees to my dad and they're going back and forth and i close the door and i go damn my brother's like stepping up you know what i mean i think every teenager might go through that so no that's not what oh no no because growing up i thought this is normal this is not normal you guys have a lot of very very um strange stories um growing up and i you know what i i used to think it was weird and then i start i was on um this um forum the other day and one of the questions a parent asked was i just walked in on my sons blowing each other and the person like basically the doctor basically replied like kids are like super hyper sexual and stuff and i guess it's not unheard of and even though you should probably set boundaries for instance like with your children like kids are hypersexual they do [ __ ] they try [ __ ] i think i tongue to tongue my sister and my dad was like no no no no no you know and ditched it like that yeah i had a i had a homosexual experience with uh our neighbor uh remember the feingolds is that a tv family do you remember the fine clothes okay okay but do you remember i'm about to go there she she she set me up man anything that you don't want to say no i'm not ashamed because i know my sexuality and she said kids experiment when they're young i did all right go ahead then okay the fine gold from our house there's a jew family nice jewish family the fine golds um uh the middle brother was he was more closer to my age and then at the time was like he was like the the father younger brother okay they had an older sister okay and watch what you're saying i know we're i don't know elementary school very young that's totally and i was in his room it was a sleepover we uh we touched dicks just touching though no but like dry humping oh that's totally totally normal yeah in elementary school that's totally because i remember no no but we're like naked yeah i think that is normal no but rubbing like sword fighting yeah i think that is normal did you get hard yeah we both had like little boners i'm just doing so you changed it from like little like little little yeah we are doing that yeah great visuals so yeah i think that a lot of parents probably don't talk about it with their other friends but the truth is kids are hypersexual hey um hey dudes hey hey hold up hold up you have no stories like this you don't have any stickers that's because he wasn't a kid i have no story and the thing is is this this is that i never heard that story before and i'm visualizing i heard something um through the grape i don't know what it is i don't wanna hear it i don't talk about any of you step it up i i heard something through the grapevine and then not necessarily from your brother i don't know you've been lying to all of us all these years all 50 episodes of this podcast you've been lying you said that you've only sucked dick and it turns out you've actually [ __ ] before and you've been [ __ ] i heard from a little birdie that you in fact have [ __ ] and have been [ __ ] okay okay i want to ask you this right now who the [ __ ] this little birdie i don't know because i'm gonna tell you right now there's only one little bird i don't even know any kind of information and that little birdie seems to be in this [ __ ] room no i didn't say nothing did you tell us i butt [ __ ] and i got my butt but i got [ __ ] up did you tell her that dude we should switch topics did you tell her that i don't know i'm not saying steve you don't have to claim is this proper like podcast topics yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i thought we were going to talk about game of thrones and laundry today that apparently you weren't in elementary school this was in high school i was in high school middle school i don't want to i'm not going to say anything was in high school i don't know i don't i'm trying to forget that it wasn't high school look at me right now dude it wasn't high school i don't know i'm all right it was so long it was so long oh we're kidding so you have gone full gay then no i haven't you penetrated that's from his mouth yeah let me say something that whatever comes out of his mouth is suspect oh no not in i i believe anything my little little that's what it says let's buy guns that's right let's buy guns yeah okay i know where you're going a tweet tweet all the time i know i know i know let's just not go there let's go ufc coming up i'm telling you conor mcgregor the diaz brothers come on it's happening it's happening why are you so obsessed what do you love about i love hey shout out to the diaz brothers i [ __ ] love you guys you're the best fighters ever wow why do you love them why do you love them why do you hate conor mcgregor i don't hate connor let's not get it twisted no i i have respect he has a role to play i mean the guy's a he's a money he's a [ __ ] yeah he's a businessman but the diaz brothers are real they're real dudes i like them yeah you really love do you like i mean am i the only one do you like them i think everyone likes it yeah yeah all right well my brother i'm gonna say this right now when nate beat connor oh my brother was actually my friend craig's house i lost my mind and apparently because i thought that he was going to lose i'm like yeah like i got embraced base of just sheer aggression when red zone yeah yeah i don't know but more like i was because i was celebrating uh nate yeah yeah nate yeah i was just losing my mind because conor was winning that first round he was winning but then like when you look at interviews like nate didn't try that first round no he had to reserve he said he wasn't gonna give him anything that's what he says all right well nate on a full camp is a great [ __ ] box i mean i can't believe it's happening august 20th right so what are your predictions guys oh connor all the way gail connor oh yeah dude i i really love nate's boxing he's jab central usa i think that he's alone i'm gonna say something now if it goes to the ground so on connor's made some changes wait on his in his jiu jitsu everything he's restructured he used to never uh train like on a schedule this time around his coach said he wakes up at a specific time and finishes at a specific time every single day before connor would just wake up and do whatever he wanted yeah i'm going to tell you another thing really if you saw the josie aldo frankie edgar fight i did i did i know i was here with you i'm asking people on the uh oh is that i saw josie aldo different yeah he was a little more jaded he looked more like a man he had a mustache and he looked like he really did he did it looked different yeah he looked and there was a sense of anger there yes there was a sense of anger and when i saw jose aldo i knew frankie edgar would not be able to beat him you did yeah okay he knew a loss like he took when he got knocked out by you yeah and this is the difference between someone like connor and josie aldo and somebody like um what's her name around rousey it when rhonda when holly holm beat rhonda she should have had a spiritual awakening and said [ __ ] the movies the only thing in life is to get that belt back i don't think she did that okay but i'm telling you right now that loss with with uh nate affected him because he gave up his the the belt no it wasn't a title fight but every bane no but to fight nick diaz again right he had to give the belt yeah he started there was that's why frankie edgar and jose alda fought for the 145 interim title because conor was supposed to defend that belt but he went he decided to fight nate you know why because he needs to be redemption yeah and he's not and what a brave man for saying you know what i'm going to go up wait and redo that fight not for nothing same stipulations everything's the same yeah i can really respect that and i respect nate too you know it's um nate nate's been around for a very very long time he's paid his dues tenfold both those brothers have you know and i think that finally he's getting all the credit that he deserves or else he wouldn't have ever gotten a big payday or a big fight like this that's gonna pay him a lot you know he's a star now nate diaz is a [ __ ] star and because of connor so you should thank conor for that i had it all twisted you know what for many years i hated conor you know that yeah i [ __ ] although i hated him why you hated him like just because of his arrogance and just the disrespect and all that but you know what i had a clarity and my mind is clear and i realize how important he is to the ufc yeah and you can have a villain the difference between a villain like floyd mayweather and a villain like conor mcgregor is floyd mayweather to me represents somebody who dodged for a very very very long time he waited for manny pacquiao to be knocked out yeah he waited for his mostly to get old yeah he waited for shane moser he kind of wait waited for manny to kind of reach his peak and then go on like a slower decline than he accepted the fight conor mcgregor is not a dodger he he has accepted all the terms of a very very dangerous fight just to attempt to redeem himself right what about his jiu jitsu can you improve your jiu jitsu in that short of time i think conor can i think that yeah i think he's very because he mounted him pretty easy his fight iq is very smart he might not want to he's probably not going to try to go for submission against nate you could never do that but to actually just defend it but what about nate on a full camp nate had who was partying in mexico is taking shots but sometimes that's to your advantage to just go in there with the mentality i have nothing to lose i'm getting a big payday and i'm just gonna [ __ ] go for it and plus those guys they're triathletes they never go out of shape yeah conor also said says things and behaves in ways to sell a fight yeah right because whenever he wins he's gracious to his applying opponent gives mad respect unlike when when johanna young jay check fought cool clowns afterwards johanna said hey i want to be friends or whatever and claudia was like nah she got i'm gonna fight you forever she took it personally she took it personally yeah right and that's unprofessional yeah if she doesn't know that [ __ ] johanna's behaving in a way to sell them the [ __ ] fight it's a part of the game yeah you know so um that's what i understood about conor and now i like him i like nate too you know we saw him at the comedy store a couple of times you know i mean he's seems like a nice guy i want him i want connor to win i don't still yeah i i'm always always what is it about the neighborhood this is the thing in ufc some people fight to it's like they play the ufc game like they win the round like they'll hit you and run or they'll avoid the fight but these guys ev if there's a fight they fight bro they're not gonna do the point system they're not gonna fight like oh i jabbed him or i gotta take down that's in their mind oh that's two points or whatever they're just they're fighting they're going to fight you to the end yeah that's why i love you don't play safe yeah i like them they put themselves in dangerous you know what they've liked before they've lost before but it never takes away from the fact that we all know they're fantastic it's because they always put on a show yeah they're not doing the point game yeah they're like in there and they're there to fight yeah like i like that a lot i have a lot of respect for this yeah did you see um so over the past week the worst injury in mma ever oh the guy had a the need uh well my one of my bandmates showed me the picture of his skull like a dent in his skull so do you know cyborg right her ex-husband which is also his name cyborg too it's evangelista santos yeah he got a knee um mike um what's his name michael michael paige yeah um threw a flying knee and caught him and it dented it fractured his skull and it actually didn't want to see it identity can i just show you please why do you want to show me [ __ ] like this it's pretty [ __ ] incredulous look look at the x-ray from a knee a knee oh my look how ugly is it as it is he has to go fund me by the way so yeah because this is a retirement injury he's done he's done i mean there's swelling in his brain he has to go through surgery his [ __ ] skull is fractured you never see this type of injury and like it's correct you know you've never seen this type of injury ever that's like accident but that's what you sign up for yeah you don't though because this rarely happens i understand that but what i'm saying this is a dangerous sport and that's the reason why we watch it the reason why we talked about the amount of money to watch it i mean i watched it during pride i i remember when i worked at amoeba i would like rent the pride ones sakaraba igor chanchin because he incorporated like some cool like the kimura he was like he did just he was just wild you know yeah he was just so entertaining to watch we were talking about this don fry dance oh dawn fry yep loved it all all those early years were really fun because there was no holds barred and you just started yeah so oh speaking of which surprise surprise brock lesnar guy i already knew he was i knew he was gonna take him down how [ __ ] up is that i knew it i knew i was waiting for the double the whole time he's gonna take him down no but he tested positive positive he did i mean are you surprised i mean yeah but isn't that [ __ ] up that i mean i granted it's just a one-off fight for him and he was on it yeah but you could i it looks like why don't you why don't you just legalize that for sport well they're saying every ufc fighter is on that [ __ ] right just legalize it then everyone's on it well not everyone is on steroids other other types of performance enhancements just legalize drugs who cares now so not all of them are technically like bad there are different types of um not everything has to be like an anabolic steroid there are other ways but it's still cheating if it's considered yeah where are we at my friend 52. oh we're good we're good unhopeful advice this is what happens now okay he says we have a question from the internet yeah email us questions yeah and now we answer the question mm-hmm yeah yep okay okay oh this is live no no no no no people write in oh okay unhelpful advice with bobby kalila and the little birdie this is from bianca hey guys i just broke up with my boyfriend of three years and it's been rough i'm very ready to move on he's definitely not he thinks i don't care about him or love him at all just because i don't want to be in a relationship anymore i do care about him a lot of course but i feel there's nothing i can do to convince him he wants to keep talking and texting like friends but i'm unsure if i should continue the communication i think it's torture to continue reminding him about me what do you guys think should i shoot him a nice text every once in a while or just cut him off completely thanks again much love oh interesting i'm trying to see what i would want from as if someone broke up with me what would i need in order to recover in order to recover like would it help me if i got a call or a text i say go cold turkey that's the only way to get your message across i agree i break up with every the last three okay and the only way to do it is you cut them off cut them off completely because they won't be able to heal too like you need yeah and i think that you could probably revisit and become friends down the road but you gotta give it that initial space you gotta give it i see sarah at the comedy store she's cool we hug hey how are you that's it and that's it yeah but i think that you do need the first few months to just be completely without communication i think have you guys had clingers like really bad clingers you broke up and they're still like oh you're you remember my breakup oh i want to talk about that because that's something that was really like a pivotal moment in your life and i still think you're affected by it that's why i'm saying you should actually just cut them and because like i was still trying to hold on to something and uh she you know she what it was just it was very painful just the breakup tell us what happened what let's start let's start with how you met her yeah that's how did you meet her oh dude like i was working at the coffee bean at the time remember yeah on on on argyle argyle yeah right by the uh palladium yeah yeah and my brother was working the coffee bean and this girl came in yeah it was amy yeah pretty happy yeah nice and she hit on my brother yeah that's how you know that she was probably a real girl he did he's working at coffee bean he's not looking for anything else other than you know a real guy like you know in hollywood it's a little bit tough girls are always so concerned what the guy does for a living yeah you know um you know what we don't have to talk about this we can't would you rather talk about this or your childhood pick one steve i thought this was a friendly topic this is going to help us all right so i was with her for two years yeah and i messed up i i could totally see now okay we went to visit her sister i think at the time we went to visit her sister at the time and i think she like lived in the bay area richmond or something and sister you know she she had a new like a new kid she had two daughters and then a husband so it was already like a weird kind of arrangement and stuff and i thought i was like doing the normal thing like like after dinner like i remember washing dishes one of the nights we were there but i noticed that like one of the nights we were sleeping and they had like a fold out like a sofa bed thing and she like didn't want to like sleep with me like she slept separate and i'm like that's the first thing i noticed i'm like oh she's like creating distance but maybe in retrospect maybe she was respecting like her sister's space and so that's the first thing i noticed but then i [ __ ] up like royally like the last the day we were leaving her sister just wanted to eat um get one last meal before we uh boarded the plane and i i was like being such a like irritable like no i'm hungry i want to eat now you know like so me and amy ate before meeting up with her and so i wasn't by the time we met up with her i wasn't even hungry and so we didn't even um like she was eating by herself her sister was eating it by herself dude so i [ __ ] up because i remember and i realized that's not a reason why someone would well i'm just letting you know but if you've already been thinking about it that's like the final final straw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's trying to exclude my family yeah so i messed up man like i should have just waited how did she break up with you in the in the plane i think on the plane from the air back to the area the plane back to l.a say it she goes i think that i don't remember but she's just an awkward point well i know she said like maybe she wants to be alone she doesn't want to be in a really she's never been alone and um in a relationship she wants to be by herself independent and all that stuff but i remember my homie um uh derek my old roommate from arizona was visiting me this was fresh after the breakup and we were walking to starbucks and then when we went uh on the in and outside to the ihop side walking across i saw amy with another guy oh and they were like going i think maybe to ihop to get breakfast or something so do you think that that really messed me up yeah and then okay so was amy your first and re-only relationship ever in your life i think so yeah and what song will you listen to all the time cindy lauper yeah which one time after time oh yeah my brother would listen to listen to steal uppers time how long did it take for you to get over her dude bob alone dude i remember uh let me one more story i was unemployable i mean i was crying every day out of me but i was working at amoeba because through every day through starbucks i got a job at amoeba because the employees that come in and i'd always like be friendly to him and stuff and so i remember i was crying i was in the day i was a cashier but then i was working in the warehouse and i was you know then my manager was like all right we need to have a talk on the straight steve about your uh work and i remember i was crying and he was just consoling me and like and then a black car rolls up tinted windows and i was crying a dude walks out with the asian lady it was paul mccartney what does that have to do with it i don't know i just thought it was a clip wait you wanted to name drop paul mccartney yeah yeah mccartney you had a name drop paul mccartney a [ __ ] beetle dude were you jealous a beetle not the way he did it but i remember i remember i was crying and i looked up it was did he help you no no i know i just stared at him like seeing a ghost like let's pop my card and then my mind just starts spinning i was like that's paul mccartney and then you got over here yeah no i was still i don't know i probably went back to my sorrow i don't know steve promote all your stuff right now oh yeah yeah okay yeah so monty um my band uh we're going on a tour in october uh on october 30th we'll be in fresno at strummers on the 31st halloween will be in san francisco at the elbow room um november 2nd portland oregon at mississippi studios um november 4th seattle washington barboza just says barboza okay i don't know november 5th vancouver canada at the kabult we're going to salt lake city on the 8th at kilby court um on the 10th denver colorado at three cat kings tavern that's not confirmed and then on november 11th santa fe somewhere in new mexico not confirmed oh arizona november 12th um last exit live um and then san diego california at the office on the 14th of november and then we're gonna have our returning show in la at los globos again oh nice so where can we find all these dates online um well you could go to uh maangchi maangchi.com that's the band website uh instagram maangchi hammer my instagram is kwangu q-u-a-n-g-o-u and then i have my music website stevieweebymusic.com and we also recorded a k-core punk album uh on mongchi bandcamp.com and it's called rats in a puzzle ep i'm going to say something new right now i was thinking about the cable bill that i pay for yours yeah because i pay that you have to do this show once a month i think that's fair is that fair i mean if they want it what if the the people don't want it you're like you're doing tiger belly once a month all right we have so many you guys have so many stories to tell i feel like it's a shame otherwise and you can always i think you can help us reach that goal that we want what goal i want to do you um agree with bob hell yeah you do i think we all do steve yeah almost a month yeah but can we still do the twitch channel yeah okay bribe him you'll only do the twitch chat dude i'm telling you we have it's right here here's the twitch thing we have some funny dialogue dude my last day at work is tomorrow yeah yeah so what what needs to happen to get our um our twitch channel going to be wednesday okay because craig's been like on it like reminding me and stuff too anytime wednesday okay i haven't eaten all day i gotta eat something uh for bobby bobby will be at the sacramento punch line this friday saturday and sunday he is uh and then first week of august he is going to be in arlington drafthouse in virginia yeah i love that room okay with jade cataprida with jade caterpillar oh i love jade shout out to jake preda love jake and then after that he will be at um helium helium and um in philly i think the week after that yeah yeah thanks steve you're wonderful very happy dude i had a good time it wasn't his best thought but maybe we should cut out the fine golds maybe we should cut that part because what if hey no all i'm saying is what if the feingold because they're adults now yeah yeah they could be judges or lawyers there's a million jewish people though yeah there's so many findings so many findings we should also just stop saying feingold you said it george i'm gonna miss one of them and i'm going to feel so bad the title of this part is going to be about the feingolds jesus no you can be about the feingolds i guess yeah well where's your but we did say it was a nice jewish family yeah you know what don't bleep out the fine golds bleep out their first name because there's a ton of feingolds yeah that's the solution guys i'll see that cool and then i we plugged everything everything's good everything's good you're good steve how do you feel i mean was that okay okay cool so yeah we're gonna um check out make sure you guys check out steve's stuff yeah yeah just check out the the stuff that i said and um i think that's all i have i think i plugged it in you're good man yeah yeah you're cool okay cool well i wanna i just wanted to bring justice like i want to make sure to like because i was telling my band mates like yeah i'm going to get on and i'll talk about our dates they can come on too oh can mark come on mark heather oh i didn't know that actually really have you ever met heather leather uh well you wouldn't mind if i brought some of them love her let me get the outro really quick thanks guys to episode 50. oh also i wanted to um do a shout out to marianna and grayson from savannah georgia because they wrote in an email saying that not everyone in the bible belt is close-minded and they're in fact fans of bobby and if you ever made made it to savannah georgia they would you you would sell at least two tickets bobby nice shout out savannah georgia george shout out to georgia the bible bell shout out to the bible bell make sure you follow tiger belly on instagram tiger belly follow us on twitter at the tiger belly uh make sure if you uh just like bianca if you want to email us any questions you can do that at the tiger belly gmail.com and if you haven't listened yet to our mixtape volume one you can do that at bandcamp just search the tiger belly and follow kalila on all social media at clam dk you can follow george on twitter at votedbest tweets or george undercork underscore kimmel at any other social media maybe oh i got a story at her smell show yeah um the one of the dudes in the front had a tiger belly sticker and i put it yeah and then on one of the songs i put it on my shirt i put it on my body yeah so there's tiger like monchi fans our tiger belly fans even whatever yeah they're crossover even at the festival there are some tiger belly cats there you shouldn't have any issues with your cable bill anymore because i made i made it autopay oh okay yeah i know i i didn't know i didn't know that good one i got the notice yeah we'll talk about that okay say bye everyone say bye all right peace out tiger bella 50. foreign foreign

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 416,017

Rating: 4.9025388 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, mad tv, dvdasa, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, steve lee, steebee weebee, oil brothers, destiny, ufc, nate diaz, conner mcgregor, mangchi, mangchi band, experimental punk

Id: CPTsvzocgy4

Length: 69min 5sec (4145 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 22 2016