Dane Cook and The Pressure Players | TigerBelly 188

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up because um we have like a guest that like I've been friends with very long time he's one of those he's the popular kid on campus you know how like you're always chasing the popular kids like you know endorsement and then when he says something to you you go oh yeah you know the the captain of the football team said hi right did you tell all your friends and they go like that my whole like you know la comédie live has been that with this guy you know of like oh will he call you won't call you know and you know I have to say I'm gonna I have a lot of great things to say about him but I'm gonna introduce him but first I want to say um before I even do that no no I'm going to say I'm going to uh say that San Jose um all you people all you people came out and it was really great shows I just flew back today you're really great you know um all the show sold out and then um also a a couple of people I told you what happened right I just like to tell like um yeah Dana with the [ __ ] door Wow but hey guys um I want to say that I'm gonna bring up the guy so um he's from a Boston area I met him I first saw him in a movie called mystery men were you in that movie yeah yeah we just would not go ahead just nod your head yeah and he it was I think was he seen was like people are auditioning to be in this like superhero team mm-hmm and I remember the movie being not that's good and then him coming on and going and like almost stealing the scene like getting a huge laugh yes he was and Paul Rubin was a Stiller wasn't yeah um he get had specials and tourgasm some tourgasm on HBO and just a bunch of leads and movies and then tours and all that stuff man and it's [ __ ] really good to have him stir Dane Cook you [ __ ] applause dang Bobby Lee yeah miss mystery man they called me up and they said you know we want you to come in and be one of the auditioners to be a superhero I was like alright coolest King crusher was the director and he said all right we've wrote your part you're gonna be the waffler like okay cool and I don't I he goes just you know bring it dress however you want whatever you think for the character so I I went home and I made the utility belt with the truth syrup and the whisk I travel whisk and I put burn marks griddle mark so all my I showed it one set and literally him and Stiller and all these guys come over and they're like what the [ __ ] are you doing like I'm the waffler they go no waffle like you can't make a decision walk I go this is funnier but you really yeah I swear did they make you take the stuff off no I said you did it that way said I'm doing it like this other way is no good and they were like they probably want you know we'll just pretend we're shooting it we'll shoot it so we'll cut it out and then they shot it and they saw it in the editing room they want this guy's killing one of the weirdest things I've ever done because they you know for singles usually when you're with like big big stars they're not there it's usually like fill-in people and I got to set and they had William H Macy Paul Rubens Hank Azaria all my Ben Stiller and Garofalo sitting in front of me when I did that oh my god and they're all like kind of laughing it but Stiller was not like he was not enjoying me yeah he actually put the kibosh on it he was like we're done we got it Wow yeah I've had that those kind of vibes on you know you show up to a thing and you realize that the power structure is your the bottom like you have no like voice at all you just have to do what they say to do and then even if you go outside the box it's almost dangerous almost so it's like you just stay in this unfun those are the worst jobs yeah it turns out to be okay sometimes but it's like you just get like like this is I have no friends here you know and one's bigger than me you know it's weird though something about being on I don't know if you're like this but I'm better when I'm more uncomfortable I'm better performer on stage when something's on my mind I'm better when they're like [ __ ] we're late now we can't get the scene we can we can do it once right I'm better there when I have a lot of time to you know kind of sit and marinate on it yeah it's good are you like this like if you see a bad crowd hey I know I understand it put the nerd and the football guy I know but I was perceived you have the shirt on look at this but you admit though dude it's like um I'm going to tell you about him okay in the late 90s early 2000s there was a place called Dublin's that we would do stand-up on that's what I meant to do there's his box that he has in his room a chest of photographs and 3/4 of them are of Dublin's yeah and I got there are a lot of pictures of you there that's no you've always had them this is when um you still had you know you have to develop the photos oh are you sure those what the normal New Orleans photos with Vince Vaughn sure I have those too I remember yeah he's a great gig you know that was fun yeah that was fun weekend but um and then it turned out that no bones Bob Lerner Dublin's Dublin's jzjz Ahmed Ahmed yeah Davis why'd you pause it when I said I'm mad mad because I was not your uncle I was not connecting I met I met with jay-z for a minute I was like did they collab oh I think Jay Davis running no jay-z jay-z the boy all right that's my jay-z I hate myself right now but jay-z did what mm mm there and then uh and then but all minimun and Jay Davis ran the room that's right Tuesday's yeah and he was a free show upstairs in an Irish and puffery yeah and I have to say free show Frank yep and I have to say it was just one of those nights where and I've never seen anything like it I don't think since it was always packed it was always it felt like this is the place to be right like you wouldn't have been able to get in he looks like he looks like you would have owned the place don't be nice to him he never gets kindness from any of us I'm here free show just like shunned him visually I've never shunned someone visually before don't look at this little [ __ ] guy right I love him though but yeah it was free he would've been looking in and it was like but and I have to and if I'm blowing wind up your bong bong bong you have to kind of admit to some things though which is of there which are realities situate you know I often call you the truth detector so he has a motto that's where he says I lied to win yes not enough truth detectors I love good I lie but you know what that's the truth but the whole show was revolved pretty much around your sack I don't think it was revolved but I did close out a lot of those shows down there oh the man thing was happening I felt it I literally felt like after all the years of being like okay I can get some lat I felt the consistency yeah in week to week as I was performing there I'm being serious like I knew over that first year I was there I was like oh I'm becoming something yeah and you could feel it because you know you go to the comedy store back then was terrible and there's just no one in the audience even on a weekend and you and it's it was almost as if like this style of performance is something of the past it felt like like this it's dead but then you go to the Dublin and you go no it's young it's super hip can we get him some coffe super that's the way he does it what happened to you I had the same we gonna round-robin this what's gonna happen now it's post-nasal drip it's making your thrillogy I have the same thing okay you can be fine the pressure you just lay on your back and keep Rico lies in your mouth yeah anyway it was like young like you know I remember going there and like yeah they're all this pretty Spears yeah yeah although them would come out like all the cool yeah back then and we were cool kids with the cool kids I didn't feel that but yeah well you were 47 years we were the cool in that environment that would seem like it was our sweet spot and then it was um you would go up and usually you would have a good set and then afterwards it would be like um like I was the only time this has ever happened work every time you'd had somebody give you a car like a business card right like I'm from this huge company I'm Dave Becky I'm this you know yeah and they would want to you know do what business with you was that incredible but the whole thing was surrounded revolved around him right and he would come up and that was like you know I mean I had seen people crush before I've seen back in the late 90s I saw Pablo Francisco rip up a room once you know I've seen Mencia although you know we knew we know about him but he I've seen Mencia in a packed room you know the in San Antonio rip up a room right it's I've seen it you know and I've seen you rip up I'm done okay and then I've seen him you know the captain doesn't get um compliments and but it was something there was a weird thing happening where people were like that's that that guy like you know and then you yeah after that your god it was it was unbelievable man it literally was I remember the first two times doing the gig versus you know maybe like a year and a half later I was getting paid like you know whatever some some pretty decent college gigs and then a year and a half later I was like living my dream my pipe dream of what I hoped comedy would be yeah happened while I was incubating at Dublin's like you were at that rumor the unsalted used to live in that apartment building that's where you and I had an amazing conversation yeah I said I wouldn't bring it up it was you know it was an intimate conversation I had a we had a heart-to-heart that I don't know if either one of us were expecting we thought we were just gonna shoot the you know having forget what what I think it was about some hands trouser yeah yeah yeah it was it was just I think we were just wasn't the thing that you about my sexual things that I would do it wasn't about sexual things or towards B that sounded weird no this is what the hugging and what I was known for I just was like didn't like me for this was I was known for like you like if I see a guy yet it love you I knew I would grab onto them and squeeze their ass or I would force very long like a half an hour for like maybe like a good realistically like 40 seconds that's a long time for somebody to embrace you and he's the only one until the only one in in life right that I've ever done that's this too that figured out the antidote yes right I saw it coming where we were I heard XS a [ __ ] show yeah and then you tell him what happened and so I see I see Billy come in and I'm like he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna be lying right over to me and so I prepared myself and when he got right up to me I turned I bear hug you and I fell on the floor on top of you yeah and I took that 40 seconds and parlayed it into about minutes I didn't let you go for at least two and a half minutes he did this [ __ ] movie was so intruder after that I stood up and I go oh I can't do that - amazing you literally retired it right there I did I won't do that to you again I never did that again and you know who heard about that and did it was renas Izzy Steve Rannazzisi heard that you did that and he did it to me too and I never did it to him again that was literally the antidote right but you guys in this room are employees no I'm gonna say this right now right there is no antidote there is no pathway out mm-hmm you take it that's not true because I remember when George went to the mountains and he sent you a dick pic and it made you feel very very yeah but I know can I say this though what we were talking about earlier right is still brochette right it's like yeah you know hazing it's like you know we're college kids you know having fun what he did was homosexual that right yeah when you sent a dick to somebody a dude another dude that's was it flaccid or was it like it was half that was it a katana the tip of Florida it was you know and you know that it could have been either full at one point or it's getting full but it wasn't flossing in is he a ginger and the bald area looks like torment from game of tormak you watch that she'll love it me too I have a theory I have my own I don't know if we want to you know go down week away you might as well drop it I'll give you my really super condensed I think okay I think Circe initially is gonna win and I think that Jamie is gonna kill his own sister and Jamie just gonna end up taking it and he's gonna bring Tyrion as his hand of the king cuz he knows he needs Tyrians do you think Tyrians gonna betray Daenerys they're gonna die there's no happy endings here with John and not Janek no in a way we have to stand when I get like really like excited I stand yeah that was incredible theory so what you're saying is is that Cersei right Jamie's gonna kill his sister his yes and that's why in the last episode of this the last episode they had the second when the two are making love in the boat you know the dwarf Kieran came out and there was a ominous like you know it was a wide shot he was deep into this right by the stairs looking yep and you knew that there was something going on I would say I did the Brady Bunch with the tarantula coming down below and he walked away so there's something going on with that guy what's your theory what happens with the White Walkers I think they're gonna be destroyed ultimately and I think dant I think Danny's gonna die by her own dragon the ice dragon because it's that whole theme of kids taking over the lineage from parents so I think her child kills Danny yeah but the thing is is that you that can't happen I'll tell you why that can probably right it can't happen because you know we know that Game of Thrones has thrown things at us that we're like like the wet wedding and like you know what's his name dong in the beginning of the first shot Ned Stark yeah Ned Stark dying I think the north winds I think the Starks are at the top at the end I think between doget Arya and and Sansa mm-hmm that's what I want at least that's what I desire I don't think that's gonna happen I think it's closer to maybe what he's saying but I think that the stork somebody has to win I mean you're not gonna go through Aria and the war what's his name you know and all that all their voyage and their point of view and all that stuff right just to die at the end you know I think there's gonna be some work and going on I think I think you know arias skills over being like you know is the strongest one cuz if he can warg into a dragon I think Brandon's gonna kill the night king by probably becoming him cuz he can time-travel yeah then it'll make the whole full circle of Jamie winning because he threw bran out the window which got everything in motion for him to become the white Walker to kill those so that armies gone and Jamie can take the theory that bran was the night king but that makes it clearer how he would become a brand is dressed in the last full season armor he looks just like the night game yeah okay so what you're saying is this recapping we just recap I know how cuz I don't because I don't fully you know when people talk no matter how much I'm listening am i I haven't done my up my brain it takes a while right I need up to two passes right so I need a clearing pass this is Mike what I called the clearing behalf okay alright and here's the clearing pass so what you're saying to me is this is that what's his name brand brand brand is like the king the main guy although I guess they do have structurally the same kind of face rank and trouble backward so he wargs into who the night hanging right how he goes back in time I've never seen Brad know I think I'm gonna take it a step further I don't think he worked I think he threw whatever that that that osmosis of time travel you know what his eyes turn white and the longer he stays in there it's not supposed to be good for whatever your mentality what if by the end his eyes are white and then they just slowly crystallize and turn blue because he stayed in there too long and he becomes the night king oh that was wonderful but now we have an amazing sponsor you guys rich wallet is the only one all that I will use for the rest of my lifetime okay it's a slim oh you guys know here it is right here you know that if you see me on the street you go let me see your rich wallet I'll pull it out I'll show you it has RFID production slim front pocket that's offered in carbon fiber titanium aluminum I give it away to guests come here I'm a believer go to Ridgeway calm and use the promo code belli for 10% off your sleek front carry wallet be the future earth Ridge wallet this is brought to you by rich write down the rest of the show can we have kids and just tell these bed or do you hate people that go I don't like fantasy I don't watch that because it's like no no because it's though I don't like I think I was on the receiving end to bring it back to me yeah yeah I was on the receiving end of so much animosity after hitting such great peaks that it put me through this wringer of like it made me appreciate like not judging our guests in artistry I don't do it I know I was a hypocrite before I used to do the same thing oh this guy sucks he's but we're all in a process we're all growing we're all evolving and Wow hopefully putting that back into our so they brought that up because um and I'm not gonna say I don't know what it is but there is love and love but there is a shift you've always always liked you I've never been like a [ __ ] back I loved I've always loved you we you've always been fair to me then everybody's always got a really yeah yeah but there has been in the last I think year maybe yeah year where I've noticed that you've just been you always been nice but like there's a shift in your approach and up to people and your shift in your your smiling and just you know a little bit softer than I've ever seen you right I used to come in hot hot you came out and you and I would come in hot too if I were you I mean I sometimes I come in hot but um but there is something that happened what is it did you have like a revelation or because something happened yeah I mean listen though this is my 29th year for me how long you been in okay so 29 years doing stand-up comedy and you got to realize I'm gonna it's it's a lot but to put it in the simplest three acts was like the first act of my career from 90 when I started all the way up to you know 2001 was just struggling trying to make ends meet it appeared when comedy was oversaturated Comedy Central destroyed comedy with too many shitty comics that they're putting on and then the comedy albums were dead it was literally a dead form it was dead you couldn't get a comedy record deal because why there's no need it was a promotional item is what they called it at Comedy Central so I finally break through and I break through at a time when even though I've been working hard I'm not quite ready for everything that's about to happen cuz I'm a kid yeah and my ego and vanity and all the stuff that are of alpha men coupled with I'm a deeply insecure person now you probably wouldn't sit here and say like oh I I see that because I don't wear it on my sleeve I see it but I wasn't the football dude yeah I was the quietest kid in school yeah yeah yeah and so I'm becoming this known entity frat kind of comic or whatever the label was but off stage I was more low-key so when people saw me coming into those environments I came across probably a fault of my own as being a little bit like standoffish but it was just more my own insecurities that was keeping me from ingratiating myself yeah but it happened and the lasted to the third act the last 10 years it's like everything happened my parents I lost you know my mom and dad same year all the stuff with my brother all the stuff with backlash and it just kind of humbles you in a way you finally have perspective and I didn't have the perspective until really the last many many years yeah I do remember going to the Grove once and seeing you you and your parents mm-hmm I really did yeah and I remember sitting I didn't even say hi I don't think do I think I was at the Grove only time I think they were ever together out here at the Grove yeah well visit me yeah and I saw you guys in the Grove and you had your arms around I'm gonna get emotional I don't know why but you guys had you had your arms around both of them and I remember thinking oh what a great family you know I mean and then I found out they didn't pass you know it was like really I'm sorry man yeah yeah it was it was an impossible time that's the only way I describe it it was impossible to deal with losing my best friend my mom yeah and then a week after my mom passes away a week my dad comes to me and he's like I have cancer and I have six months so nine months both parents gone oh my god yeah what do you do how do you I just went to work man I just honestly I went to work at the one thing that they raised me to do was follow my dream of being a performer so I felt like they could vicariously still be living through me by me succeeding more that was also another big catalyst when my mom was sick I accomplished so much in those couple years because I wanted to show her every [ __ ] thing so SNL all that stuff came from me telling her I'm gonna do all this stuff and kind of the pressure of feeling like I was keeping her alive because her immune system is good because she's happy and seeing her son reveling in this excitement so weirdly I felt like the prognosis for health with my mom was like just keep doing stuff keep showing her more social stick around yeah but so you're not wrong about that I think that is what keeps people around longer and that feeling of excitement and looking ahead and knowing that you they always say that even with you know terminal patients they last longer when they're happy and you probably gave her extra time because you made her happy yeah she didn't she stayed alive longer than what they anticipated so so yam in the last like a bunch of years and again I think you and I have always had a for whatever reason we've always had had a an easier quicker connection yeah than some of the other people that we could name names or not yeah it may have felt like I was a little prickly and and so I always appreciated that yeah yeah and here's the thing though it's like to some it's a competition right and in many ways it is but I don't think it's a competition between you me and like the guy that I'm always compared to is with Ken Jong or Eleanor the Asian guy right and it's like and people try to get my mind toward the competitive side of it and to us pit us against each other right I just you know many times I'll be like oh you know I'll see a billboard with him in it in a movie or whatever you know immediately my first response would be to go inside myself and to go what's wrong with you you're a loser look he's killing it you're not you know I mean but then I immediately go to it's not I love him I went to his wedding he's my friend and then you go through the like normal things it was just my smiling oh they tell me why you're smiling picture of Ken Jong yeah yeah I know exactly what your next step is what is it do you really want me to say it yeah but I will cut it out if it's weird totally still so the Edit was all right I feel like you we look at people like that yeah and if we're being really just transparent yeah here that's because we know we're capable of doing those things as well as good as our quote unquote competition Wow my competition is actually my accelerant my competition is like how the Rolling Stones used to bring amazing bands to open up for them so they'd have to kick ass [ __ ] more instead of putting somebody who's kind of like you know no interesting that you say that happen yeah it's a lot of therapy dude a lot of therapy help me shift the whole universe of how I see I'm I'm more introspective and I like I like I feel more comfortable having these kinds of conversations because it's we're all evolving then you know it's we're all evolving on a journey and what you said that it's funny that you say that because you know I've been bringing openers on the road as of late then I know I can follow that's not true well no no the last couple of the last last couple have been really strong you had asan you had a lot yeah but they're not Fahim Anwar you know he said straight Hayes's trail Fahim Anwar and hazers trail when they go up before me there is glimpses of me go backstage like but you all that's your window hey you're on next after so until and I've never seen you be like cool good to go or I've done this move oh no I do you know I have another spot somewhere else so I can't even do it and they go are you really where oh it's one night someone night or don't I mean like because he can call a lineup and it's like I maybe same thing I used to do that I don't do that anymore like I honestly i I've if Rogan or Bill burr or a day or I followed you a bunch of times last year yeah I've I'm good about that now I think I feel I believe I believe Canadian I can follow anybody I really do believe that but on the road it's a little different because of my audience and it's also on pact and it's also they don't expect someone like a Fahim Anwar to be that good right he's clever he's great joke writer you know his thought processes it's all thought through the bits and so at times I you know I've gone oh my god this is but and I I shouldn't but you know I've always been able to follow them and I feel like sometimes I bring weaker people so it could make myself easier but I don't think that that's that sorted probably even as good probably not no I why right right that's [ __ ] interesting that you say that yeah you got it I think your keep your back up against the wall kind of guy I think you're better when you're what you win you think you're fighting for your life and I'm like that too man I'm like that too if I came into a situation and I'm completely like kicked my feet up comfortable I'm probably not going to do as well I'm a pressure player and I think you're a pressure player which means I don't know how you were in school but days of tests I wouldn't even do my homework ever at home but I scrambled to learn it an hour before in studies those were the ones I did well in yes I planned and tried to do all my homework [ __ ] DS same with essays or papers that I have to turn in it was like if I if I planted three weeks in advance that paper was gonna be [ __ ] but if I force myself to hours of creativity under pressure yeah I would bang out the best [ __ ] ever we're pressure players man that's it yeah that's so interesting you say that because you're right like even like if I'm on a set or something I'm doing and I'm completely comfortable it's pretty garbage it's it's when it's when like I walk home like oh my god that was hard yeah the kid gave me notes right and I did it and they're like it's I'm not doing it right and then I walked out of a way for a bit came back I was able to nail it but you know and then it's like you looking oh no that was good yeah and the jobs where I come home and I go that was the funnest time ever and then we play and then it's like you watch it it's like a YouTube video movie [Laughter] do you still edition and [ __ ] or not yeah because because I know that I think it's stuff it's like because there's so much content and stuff that's being made all the time that everybody wants to get it on now so the auditioning is back at like I think everybody's in the room I see a lot of people that I'm like you audition oh [ __ ] yeah he's young like you'd be great at auditions I'm I'm pretty good at being in front of like that small group of people and not being uncomfortable when it's producers and all that stuff but I'm not as good when I I don't know I'm just not like self tapes and stuff I don't feel the pressure so I don't get a lot of responses really no this is though now we're onto something because the last three self tapes I wonder something I thought we were just started here tuck the previous to something again Jesus this guy I'm but you're right it's like the last three or four tapes I've sent will never lean I didn't get them or no response really yeah and I think that you know the ones that do go in is it's more of a well this is what's different about you if people he has an aura about him that I feel like in person you do give off a very very different aura than when you're on a tape because you are a special what's an aura mean your energy you're very eccentric you're very weird and and you do little things that make people laugh like when you're not doing your seat right people remember that they remember how you made them feel Danny DeVito got taxi because he had auditioned for so many things in New York City where he's told his agents and managers send me and if it says six-foot-tall send me and send me an and he knew he wasn't going to get the role yeah they remembered him yeah the one that mattered came you know that matter taxi yeah yeah the one that matter came it's so interesting and it's like you know when you go in there sometimes they're not even want the guy that knows the scene inside and out and there's like you know yeah sometimes they want you know somebody that's just like different or well Eric Stonestreet said it best he's like if you nail your audition then they know that's your ceiling if you give them something where you're where they can use their imagination and say you know what you nailed this part I wonder how much better he could be there's more of an intrigue rather than okay that was the best he's a thespian he's you know yeah yeah yeah he said something to me once i I was in an audition right and he was shooting he was on Modern Family and they were shooting in the area where the door of the audition was and he saw me walk in right and he saw me like I looked at him he knows how nervous I get I get really nervous and I sat in this audition Riya signed up my name you little things like what time did you come in wisely why is that their time did you get there and what time is your audition [ __ ] up and put the time of my audition in the get there watching rice [ __ ] tired boss's party but why does it even either just check so you sign there's like three four columns yeah right you have to put your rage in yeah oh that's [ __ ] sometimes I just go ditto ditto right from the other people and i sat there no what you just read the other names you're like who the [ __ ] did you see some names are like [ __ ] it's like I'm going in for nimah and then you're like everybody's names on there I was sitting there really nervous and Eric walks into the lobby well I think he's gonna razz me or tease me or whatever and he comes to my ear he whispers something you know what he says and he walks out and I'd had a good audition and I thought to myself that right there is a true [ __ ] friend maybe somebody like I have some friends that would try to sabotage it really yeah I would have a friend Cohen there I know I wouldn't I'm not going to that would walk in there though don't [ __ ] this up it means everything right and walk right but that guy Eric Stonestreet said you know you got this it doesn't have to be perfect and that's a gift when that's a real friend right there man you know well you know I I was in all the castings on all the Lionsgate movies that I did so I read with a lot of people because I just wanted to see their and see the process a lot of people a lot of people in LA are not prepared when they come in which is wild yeah like look terrible terrible attitude I couldn't believe how limited our choices were based on people that came in that were like bright-eyed and ready to go Wow everybody else looks like they just rolled out a hide twenty two minutes ago yeah swapped a little Dipity doing their hair but I think somebody once told me though that that's how you go in you go in not wanting it right good you go in like you're above it like you're it's like I'm doing something you know like that's insulting though that's what they've told me that once like a credible person thought it was Eric Stonestreet on another day yeah Abbi you're right I just probably doesn't you know if you're like grossly unprepared that's just an insulting but now there's so many other factors there are some places that want to know your Instagram numbers when you audition you're so you know the politics of out here it's it's so very political competitive and then the comedy world and then everything the extension of it this is like a this is like an obstacle course out here man you know and it's a lottery there's a lot of factors it's weird because I think part of it is my number when you did that movie with Casper and these kids had like 7 million followers yeah and it's just security to get their money back you know to make sure that whoever these young kids that follow these guys are going to buy the movie on iTunes and they know for a fact they're gonna get their money back after like 3 YouTube star movies and it's like it's really interesting because number one it's not their thing to be sets it out of mark right right and just you know they don't know what the cameras do or like you know and what jib is or you know any terminology and they're just learning on their feet and I'm like totally there to you know support them but um it sucks for people young comics now because listener I've been on a network sitcom maybe a third year coming and not a single person has said to me I love you on that show my point is not because I'm not good on it it's a point where there are Stonestreet come on in there's so much out there right yeah there is so much out there you have to be in a culturally like a game of Thrones to go ham is till something that shifts cultures and and yeah I also feel like you're such a big I'm not saying that you're you don't bring value to the show Iran I'm sure I didn't I haven't seen the show yeah I'm sure it's a great show but and I said this to you in the club a few years ago we were having like one of our just you know stark get to the point of it I said yeah be your your vehicle is gonna be something you make that's you in the center your Barry on HBO there is a [ __ ] show that I see and I'm a visual person you doing that you still haven't done yet you haven't if you haven't had the opportunity maybe you have been directing right I saw you drugged yeah well the next phase of my whole shift is like I'm writing directing producing ah you know Jordans doing I love it do you see us yeah I thought I'd like to better than get out really layers layers yeah I have to see Doug it sorry to interrupt but we have an amazing amazing sponsor tell you a real goat 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like are you having a screening I'd love to see it I mean we would love singin link I'll just send it over you have it it's all ready to go yeah yeah I agree I'm being real though yeah no we're doing the film festival circuit now but yeah I hit the code in you know how they go let's private so I go what's the color I put the code in I'll seal yawns I uploaded it to a site called ru porn he said to dick pic and I just yeah I tagged it at the beginning now do you still live in that one house where you do the barbecues out yes house yeah that's probably the house that I'm gonna stay in I don't I don't I'm a creature of habit I'm ready to just settle down in that spot we're looking for a house now and um because I've been here in this thing for 12 years 13 well you've been here 12 yeah I did like I thought when you know when you're single and you know when this thing was brand new when I don't buy that and I live out my days but we have a big family now we have cats and dogs and I want to buy a house and we've been looking we put some bids in but the thing is your house though I love his house because you did those barbecues there's a fourth of July's anymore right I do yeah I didn't do it last year comes away I don't know if I can do it this year because I'm away doing gigs I almost took it personally no but I will yours you're always invited even if even if I don't invite you you're invited I know I think one of them might get to do that but uh those barbecues were are [ __ ] amazing they did remind me of kind of the Dublin's is where you see people that you don't normally see like at your collective club level or and you see guys like Marc Maron wear shorts which is [ __ ] weird right sandals he works in [ __ ] weird WTF can I get philosophical about this location you live in though this 12 years how long have you been actively looking for a new place two years okay your your this is one man's opinion so don't kill the two cents okay you're keeping yourself here you're keeping yourself in a confined space and some of its security and comfort and because you know you you're familiar if you put a plant in a small pot it grows about this big if you put a plant in a huge vat it [ __ ] goes up to the ceiling got to move and you need to expand so you can expand as a thinker and as a person two years come on so short according to there where there in case where their cages so that's yeah it's just okay let your size by the way I like it like that again I'd say that okay I like your size by the way all right your fun size but you're right I did I listed the last month we've bid it for two houses good they're still on the right because we did a lot we you know I have a certain budget I went a little higher so we have cut to you know and then we're looking but I think we're in the next couple of months we will be moving and I want to grow I want to grow I fear a big wide-open space as though like the floors I like that we've been I don't know it sounds terrible you see him you know cuz we're so we're so close and attached at the hip and we've made it work here that I even he's like we need to get a king-size bed but no no no you know double forever so because I need that closeness and I think I will you stay here with fear he's probably closest it's not like you're gonna move to the Serengeti you can be like oh yeah you know it's just you you'll be closer you'll be closer yeah even with more space around you because you'll be happier you'll be more content and and yeah you know how I said we're pressure players yeah when I left that apartment and bought my house I couldn't afford the house that I was and I wasn't quite ready to have that house at that time I've gone through all this crap with my business manager all that I couldn't afford that house but I forced myself to getting in a situation that I had to survive Rajib it Whitney did the same thing for companies yeah Whitney Cummings before she did two Broke Girls and before she was on her own show Whitney went right this is during the Chelsea Lately days she was I'm buying this house and it was so much money and I go oh you're doing that he goes no I'm not doing that good but I feel like I can do it so I'm gonna force myself to do it sure so that's you know yeah I believe what you think oh she lived oh my god our house I do have I do have to say I wanted to always say this to you is that um you know um when you was sprung into you know stardom you know super stardom but yes super stardom and Madison Square Garden all that stuff right I've always said about you I've always you know people go because people don't know you know how I wanted to say this in the right way right some guy that doesn't know who Dane Cook is then they see this kid just good-looking white kid who's energetic and physical and crushing you think blow up and they go goofy over they'll say something right and I wish that would tell people I go did that guy that guy's a [ __ ] beast this dude right here is back in the day I'm not aside from all the [ __ ] you did and I'm not kissing your ass and I and I've said that about other guys too were you know you want somebody to go holy [ __ ] like that's what he did to that [ __ ] room especially the shows that I would see you in use in LA right where it's jaded and you know you have so much competition and it was cool to do oddball even though you know we didn't hang out that much you know I mean but it was I saw him you know Oh was he were you part of the first class no we were the last one the last no I mean on the plane he's really good because he parlays the laughs into the coffe I know your blood well yeah when we showed up at the Burbank Airport yeah do you remember you guys were all in first class and I was in coach oh you're part of the library last one that one out with Sebastian yeah but no the footage on the plane right so they would like Tom Segura with throw pillows at me but yeah yeah yeah yeah because no one told me that I that like my manners is like no I got the ticket then you know that I'm flying out with a bunch of comics they're all gonna have first class what would you get me one sweetie it's two hours right but that's yeah but you guys made it nice yeah yeah we felt great up there you just feel great about her so is it funny were you laughing no yeah no everybody put their headphones in it was you Sebastian Tom Segura oh what a great group yeah what a great group yeah it was fun oh god I could be a part of that one yeah it was fun and I just couldn't believe that um you we have you here it's like honestly like I but it's it's of course cuz we've had a long time man oh we know we've seen battles we've seen you know ups and all kinds of [ __ ] like war or something yeah man we've been on a lot of shows with incredibly prolific comics comics that aren't even with us anymore the Freddie Soto's and there's a lot of dudes we were we were on some really significant lineups man so I'm proud of our the legacy that we have laid and just think of what's next that's what I'm always excited about what's next no you're right you know what you're right and um and also the whole key to the whole thing if you're young and want to do comedy and really is it's two things if you go to work hard you have to go up on stage obviously right right but it's also just not they have had years after MADtv you don't know this about me I've had years that were really bad like I wasn't making a lot of money and I couldn't get anything going you know and then I've had amazing years you know it's absent flows it goes up too but I never quit I would never quit you know and you've never quit yeah and that's the number one thing you just gotta keep going if you have the talent of course you know because there's no we're I think we're always looking for some kind of end end zone to make us feel like a real sense of accomplishment yeah but let me tell you a quick story about Jerry Lewis Jerry Lewis was one of my favorite comedians growing up the guy was the biggest star in the world for many many years with Dean Martin and he produced and directed and he built technology and he just a pioneer on and off screen and I became friends with him in his later years and he became a mentor and then he became actually family to me so I talked to Jerry Lewis once a week my childhood hero I ended up getting into like some really deep and he I could honestly like I can hear his voice now on a low moment in my life literally calling me and talking me up back to a place where I could function I went and saw him do his show he was 89 he'd been in show business ready 84 years at this point oh my so 84 years every night Jerry would do his show it was always the same show and then the encore was questions with the crowd that was always new because the questions were real and random so I would go because I liked seeing how he was during the Q&A and then it was 30 minutes all six times I saw him do it and then the seventh time he did about maybe 15 minutes and then the woman came out took him by the arm and took him off and I went backstage and again this is just to show you this is what we are as comics this is where we're always going to be Jerry Lewis 89 accomplished the world yeah I go into the back he's stewing he's literally sitting in a seat and he's rocking and he's shaking his head and I walk up and I wa Jerry attorneys everything all right he grabbed me he goes they [ __ ] whip me early I had 15 more [ __ ] minutes for Q&A we all you accomplished your re on to the next thing in your head so just revel and live in that yeah you know a new place get into a bigger place yeah yeah yeah all right so the end of our pockets what we do is listen called on helpful advice and we have people ask us questions and then you can give it advice or ones that aren't can this be sponsored by might all like it is George is that what it is like it is like it is tour Dane Cook combo ticket and for one yeah and I'm telling you every eight sleepers okay listen to me okay you guys came out in droves in San Jose come out for my boy right here Dane Cook what dates are coming up everything is on the website I got I get dates the rest of the year literally the rest of the year I'm doing every weekend for the rest of the year yeah okay so go to that everyone hopefully and then I have a movie lined up with dr. ken Dave cook brought to you by so it is tow it like it is tour there we go uh hey guys when I was in high school my dad took a job in Doha Qatar we lived in Boston for a four year contract with the US government my dad and I were very close and I had a hard time processing this three years into the contract my parents tell me that my sisters were getting a divorce because he had an affair with some Australian woman there uh during the divorce it was revealed to me that he spent the money my parents had saved for my college fund this is a real friend as you girlfriends alcohol addiction and building her a new hair salon naturally I was infuriated we haven't had a cut to my mid-20s now my dad has been diagnosed with diabetes he seems to think this new diagnosis is a free pass for us to have a good relationship now I'm a nurse and he's expecting me to guide him through this disease and my still right to be upset and distance myself or should I forgive him and help out Bobby it's all lost on Bobby so let me give you a quick synopsis when he's in high school okay he's there for four years spends the kids college tuition on a girlfriend that he met there uh-huh to open up a hair salon no dad now gets diabetes and it's like thinks it's a free pass to be forgiven for blowing woman he met in the Middle East you know it's not a free pass but it is your dad right what what do you mean so forgive I would you know what I would do I'd say you know what dad I want to help but I want a piece of the hair salon ten percent bump each month right Oh does he still has the hair salon yeah and the woman that he gave the hair salon to is apparently like an alcoholic right yeah that's a tough one yes dad yeah yeah well you wouldn't what do you think What's Wrong baby I wouldn't blindly forgive we would have a discussion no there'd be consequences like what and I'd be reimbursed in one way or another because that is my call it as my future that you've forsaken for an alcoholic lady who wanted to open a [ __ ] salon like I would judge I would be really concerned about where his judgment there's a whole nother side of that spectrum which is there's an alcoholic woman who has a hair so here's another thing though is I forgive him after he lost the foot but the way I would happen come on you're gonna that the diabetes get to that point yeah I'd be like you know what but he if he's like let's say he's on the border of type 2 diabetes yeah and he could still alter his lifestyle to be in better health if that was an option for him I wouldn't forgive him if he was if he already had a gang his foot and then he had like a below-the-knee amputation I'd be like you know what now's the time oh my god at gage where his wound his wound care because how do you follow my Pappas's whenever something like that happens now it's like I always think to myself and it maybe this is like delusional thinking I always think oh that's just the will not God's will but it's just the way it's supposed to be and I'll go this way like if I was the kid yeah oh my dad would laugh - eating the Mideast took all my money he's opened up a hair salon oh that's [ __ ] I guess he's out I'm gonna do this now because I have to survive but I always feel like this is the what I'm supposed to be doing because the in me the other thing happened do you think that that one all the journey of this damn whole thing is just for finding out how to let go of hurt in fear in pain and so by by perpetuating this this person whether if they don't help their dad there they are just perpetuating the pain it could stop the pain by saying you know dad I love you you're not a perfect person I have some issues with you I'm gonna help you right now and then you're gonna help me out with that's it right there - [ __ ] dr. Drew this is the guy that's what I said every morning what I you know it's it's it's that's the woman in the middle east alcoholics like yes like that answer wow man is that it that's it you want more get my mind wrapped around that one this one I'm twenty years old a recovering alcoholic drug addict I've struggled with it since I was 14 I think it's incest but now I think that for over listening I've been clean for over a year unfortunately just will quit okay are you just reading webm dr. Drew's website like someone say one thing what is your in fans and so much but what's what's fart rape is that when you Dutch oven somebody you force your butthole some know there's a new phenomenon where like women are telling guys not to fart because it's called it's intrusive it's like guys fart louder than women and now some feminists like hardcore ones are saying you can't fart anymore oh gosh what and then when you fart now it's good there's a new term called fart right is that like when you farted in Krista's mouth yeah so if I if that was real I'd be in prison yeah okay go ahead well I hope this helped you caress with your question just farted right now all right so yeah I filled out a community college even though I'm bringing my grades up now making progress a part of me feels like I'm going nowhere in life I feel like a failure I'm on the verge of relapse how old is he 20 how can I stop me a little [ __ ] and move on instead of dwelling on my past failures your 20 good I mean it's like here's the thing okay yeah listen all right I got sober when I was 17 I stayed sober until I was 30 I relapsed everyone knows my [ __ ] story okay but the thing is is that everything that's happened you know from when I got sober the first time to now I just I wouldn't change it in any other kind of way because it led me up to you know being with kalila you know do having this wonderful podcast meeting this piece of [ __ ] and then Aria you know start but everything I have right it has to do with the past and it all led up to this yeah you know I met her on tinder like you know who knows what would have happened if I you know if I never did stand-up or never came to LA you know and all the bad things that have happened for me to shift and and get here you know so it's like if your journey has just begun and it's dark now right but you know yeah yeah I think that anything that's anything that you want to accomplish in this life here's the truth is like it's gonna be mostly failure mostly mostly failure but you're not gonna fail at all if you're not applying yourself so you're either gonna fail outright or you're gonna fail forward until finally something starts to click I'm not trying to be cynical like just life is not this whole ride is instruct to be [ __ ] feel good yeah it's structured to make you see if you can elevate above the [ __ ] toxicity yeah and that takes a long time and you'd you know you did it but it's like it pulls you back down sometimes man yeah but there is something about you know when things for me get dark and I know generally what's causing like if it's drug and alcohol you know and I feel the suffering in the pain I've have lost you know a lot of things not my life or you know I never lost like you know but I lost a TV job I've done and I've lost things you know but it's like um and in standup right I the only two things I did in my life that was really kind of positive and bright is I trow a one day I signed up an open mic and I went up and I consistently did that and I decided one day one day at a time I'm not gonna pick up a drink and drug everything else I'm a failure I don't know how to do anything else around those two things but those two actions those two things that I chose to commit to on a daily basis has got me this life it's a great life you know and so it's like death to me you know if I want to tell this guy it's just you know you make a couple of decisions I know it's overwhelming I have to do this and this and I don't have a house and I owe this person money and all these things right but to me it's like I had all those things all those issues that normal human beings have especially in this country right in the first rural country but um you all you to do is make a couple of decisions you commit to those decisions and hopefully those are decisions that you take big risk I mean dude stand imagine you're passionate about right and I was very passionate about being sober like when I this last time around I have 17 years now but this first time we know Paul Hughes and Kourt Macau and all these guys it was just a muffin help me yeah I had a chunk but uh they you know in the beginning they didn't they got they told me you gotta hit it hard so for eight years I everyday I went to a meeting I you know I did commit it to it I did I do the steps properly I don't know did I call my sponsor every day I do probably not you know but these are two things that I consistently did so do two things be passionate and I'll think everything else will fall into place what book have you read I know you [ __ ] write a book he should read The Four Agreements you want to change your Miguel Lewis so [ __ ] funny you say that because when I applied I don't I don't play it anymore I'm not a pickle bowl with my word okay but when I did yeah in the first two years that I read that book and my life was good it's a great book where The Four Agreements impeccable with your word it's like yeah I know it's ambiguous I like broke them down to like simpler yeah but there's like the four or cut it with some of that's why I can't I have to read the book a couple of times yeah they're little and big ambiguous being pickled with your word don't take anything personally don't make assumptions don't make assumptions there's a age there's always do your best always do bit yeah yeah like don't take anything personally is I think in the book it says if a stranger walks up to you with the gun shoot you in the head it's not personal this isn't about my thing you know which is true you know and it's a very difficult one to apply but it has everything to do with them collateral damage to their demons the most interesting people are trial by fire people anybody who's made it through fire I'm close with I have great friends agree yeah some scars I like some people who you know Larry Moss the great acting instructor Larry Moss he said something so amazing years ago as a birthday gift I got a session with him like a private one-on-one session Wow he he's more of a therapist you know he's like he we talked about acting but he was the one who said to me like you're gonna spend your whole life trying to fill a hole inside of you that you're never gonna [ __ ] fill this is what I want to hear and I said I don't know what you mean he goes yeah you do let's what happened to you when you were kid that's causing you to do a B and C and I broke down I [ __ ] cried in the guys in an acting lesson with this guy and he goes what is the hole and this is what you need to work on and this is what changed my life everything from this moment in 2010 up to now he goes find out what that void is and instead of trying to fill it and hide it [ __ ] show it to people share it and own it put a light on it and make it yours and I did wha so that's what disgusted moan ah Wow let me see Cindy a man put a light in your hole put a light in the light in your hole all right we would love to have you back on this program thank you not being real I know that's like that's like Johnny Carson you gave me the knob really I honestly and number one and if you do your word I'd love to do it all you want no thanks I I am reconnected with you I read in the connected with you all right you know it feels good in that way and also honestly I'm on a thing I'm doing a thing now but but if I if my show doesn't get picked up maybe we'll do something one day you know I would love like pitching or pitch each other ideas yeah and maybe we can come up with something that's even if I'm not involved in it I'd love I would love you know I'd love to sit with you yeah yeah really I think you'd be good at that talk [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah because you have a great idea in you man thank you there's a great idea in there you're gonna listen I'm gonna now I'm gonna blow a little smoke up your [ __ ] blow it looks like you you yeah I've watched you kill and you're a very funny guy but you're a very talented actor and stop selling yourself short Bobby Lee because you can do anything you put your mind to and I believe this and I know your fans do it and that's what I always wanted from you I mean give me that you don't believe it I I looked at him today let's give this young man a round of applause Dane Cook he was [ __ ] amazing and I was so fun any easy and I just knew that about it because we have history you know and we also did those shows with Vince Vaughn in New Orleans remember that back then but you know what happened after that right no I met him and I got in a fight and he never talked to me again what yeah oh that's that's something else that's for something else okay maybe like maybe when I do my podcast yeah I don't give a [ __ ] at this point that was like 20 years ago all right giving down the run along everybody makes you check out the tell it like it is tor we do some housekeeping what an episode Dane Cook Bobby Lee best friends forever I thought like Bobby oh he says that's exactly what I needed to hear and he always has is like breakthrough moment of he's gonna change Wow that's it that's exactly what I needed to hear and then it made me cry yeah he goes yeah you're gonna make me cry and then as soon as he leaves his door I think I need to buy The Four Agreements that sounds like a good book I do like I've never read the book but I I can I can I those are good things to live by also we explained the person sitting here imagine if we just didn't this is George George's different take the Mike this is this is our good friend Andrew oh here Andrew put the Hadza yes you're very quiet sir very polite Canadian I'm gonna give a quick story when Bobby had a show at Yuk Yuk's in Vancouver I think they're in the kitchen and right by my bed then when Bobby had a show in Vancouver I think they were all sold-out shows right and behind Yuk Yuk's this is a little like alleyway and Andrew just happened to be there right when we were coming in backstage and was that she's crawling up okay make sure it's just not okay and then you gave us stickers that you had made yeah and a drawing more stickers too and so we brought you backstage and you hung out with us and which isn't always the case we ended up falling in love with you and every time we're in Vancouver we hang out with you and you drive us around and you take us to dinner and stuff so and Andrew is a great artist and he is in town and he is he was Herbie cam today that's why Bobby kept looking back and saying Canadian Canadian today wasn't Bryce he was yellow yeah no no it was it was it was Andrew and give us your your instagrams your [ __ ] have you ever seen his artwork and your hold up your sticker really wait for us but you see that it's ta vie you KCI why an-2 Vox in the the piece up there in front you see your work up there now yeah it's always in like the vlogs and stuff like but you're awesome I'm gonna talk to you but follow him your murals up in the city are amazing and really happy that you're here and so Galle what's up oh boy just reminding everyone our shirts are coming out soon it's Bobby's it's Bobby's me walking down the street together long sleeve look at the back how beautiful would you buy that I would yeah he's like I could drop it that's a ringing endorsement Cline he's shoutout reversed we don't do reverse shadows any shadow I'm positive I positive actually I want to do a reverse shout out yes I wanted to do I wonder if this is gonna backfire okay well can we like just process it no cuz it has to do with a US government I wanna do a reverse shout out too cuz Juliana you know my niece she wanted to come to school here and so she had her interview for student visa we had all our ducks in line I even have a lawyer and we checked off all the things that she needed to get done and so she was basically a shoo-in but the interviewer god damn it Gilbert this is a serious story yeah fire sure the interviewer basically said this oh yeah it looks like you know you have enough money on both ends to secure that she won't be like a burden to look at an American tax dollars or whatever but he was like but I'm gonna go off a hunch and say that Juliana is never gonna go back if when she gets to America she's never gonna go back to the Philippines I'm like [ __ ] she's been here like five times she's gone back each time you know like anyway she got denied a student visa and so I'm salty about it there's no other way to go around it no I'm making them reapply and hopefully get a different reviewer yeah because it's like I think they give too much discretion to these people it's like if you say this is what's required and I give you what's required you can't all of a sudden be like you know why I have a feeling about you you don't get to judge that I think you just follow the objective criteria yeah you may just be racist but like just pick whoever they want really and it's true and I and I don't like that because it's like I already paid the full year of her private school here I've shown that you know we're able to pay it in anyways that's my River shout-out it's a [ __ ] interviewer man at the consulate wanna reverse shout out the year that's it you're right you're right you're right Georgia shoutouts I mean what stopped you today nope I think I'm good I thought of one of the other day but now I forgotten that she lose weight where I'm working out now like oh yeah shout out to Nick the air then let's go up the air still wants kalila to do some way time he'd be sorely disappointed when he realizes I have two left feet and I can't throw a decent kick he just I haven't thrown one cake once okay he's just my workout doll so that's the bond over the fact that he also was a high school swimmer he doesn't know anyone else not to be lean not to [ __ ] on on anyone but just the high school summer that's your I know you're national no what if I was 18 minutes it took forever you hear that Nick you just got come on wood because what I hear my whole life right because I'm like oh yeah I was a swimmer and then you always like this is always what guys do oh yeah I'll race you I'm like oh you swam too they're like yeah I swam you know like high school like JV I'm like oh okay so the 20 years that I committed blood sweat and tears into this sport like means absolutely nothing to you you think you can just race me yes you got beat by her mom I've been I was beat by my mother punched in the mouth I Brad to pluck the [ __ ] metal out of the braces out of my [ __ ] lips for the sport of swimming you don't get to just race me yeah and you also her force-fed food force-fed like a duck I had you a stomach belt is do you know what [ __ ] kneeling on salt feels like Oh God for the sport of swimming no no you don't get to just race me yeah you hear that Ryan if I lose I'll commit suicide whoa okay that was a great podcast if we love you all and if you're having trouble don't know just click for some friends and chat III will see Nick the year I'm a believer you look great George and shout out to Nick the air because you were looking a little tubby there for a second and I'm still my bulking phase so I can't wait to get another 10 more pounds on my body so guys make sure you follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter and that's how your belly emails any questions or on helpful advice at the tiger belly at gmail.com and if anyone wants to mail any packages where can we do that this is huge Andrew what do you think it let's try your bath just your best something something yeah it's in the description it's 66 North Wilcox Avenue Hollywood Californian oh I'm sorry 16:26 yeah but what's the number one six one one six one yeah god George just say the whole thing properly and then let's have a link to everything else down there yes guys and also make sure you want to thank our sponsors for all their sponsoring today go to equip tack on flash belly to get your first refill pack free am I going to use go to equip 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nauseating I'm gonna hold you hold let's hold him let's hold him down this was daddy where's borz days Bobby all right guys I'm gonna fall Andrew [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 410,239

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, dane cook, stand up, comedy, theo von, bertcast, this past weekend, riffin, candid, backlash, confront, controversy, highlight, best of, interview, Bertcast # 334 - Dane Cook & ME, comedy central, dane cook gets candid, comedian, game of thrones, theories, in depth

Id: SCp1iSEylJM

Length: 84min 33sec (5073 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 04 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/bored-on-a-rainy-day]

Bobby saying he has no opportunity (@43:47)

This community that watch/listen to all his podcasts: Am I a joke to you?

[u/White_Nothing]

I retract my previous shitting on Dane as a guest. He's become a wise and humble person. Was never a fan of his brand of comedy, but he seems like a good dude. I enjoyed this episode. I wish Bobby would have asked him about his 18 year old girlfriend though.

[u/TokiOFFICIAL]

someone really cranked up the reverb on the audio

[u/Whaaaaaatisthisplace]

Is Andy Dick on next week?

[u/Davidjhops]

Yo this is a weird community. TigerBelly is great but if the majority of the fans are like the people in this sub, shit. Seems like a lot of incels hang around here ...

[u/lalenci]

Jock Holds Hands With Nerd - 1995 colorized

[u/ChaluppaBatmanJr]

Holy shit! Don't interrupt guests - "oh so do lizards". Idiot.

[u/OrbitDrive]

Can we all just take a minute to remember and think about Dane Cook's crying bit, ("I did my best"). That bit is so fucking funny and I have related to very few bits as much as that one.