Russell Peters and a Korean War | TigerBelly 117

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everyday something every day is something as of late and I just trying to like am i driving or it's my sleeping at all everything anyway we got towards - don't get angry Georgetown USA we got my serial killer Finley white dude right here with the freckles and the big nose I love this guy right here man he's a legit white okay yo and I got a special guest here deny dog she made up come - I'll do that one there what's that I don't know I just made it up okay okay and we have I'll be my it myself yeah I'll do myself hey hey we got a um we got a real special guest tonight I didn't think that we could get this big but you know I would run into him at the Comedy Store and he'd be like yo B what's up I want to be on Taco Bell have it was alright you know that kind of thing and now he's here we have Russell Peters get stayed quiet the whole time it was very good he wanted to say something the whole country you are me dude it's like I want to say this like to throw props out okay throw some props out or throw them out if you if they're getting stale throw them out I know they don't like it right but I wanna say this dude but it's like you're probably one of the biggest comedians on planet earth not in the country but just in globally you're like one of the biggest I was in Thailand mm-hmm shooting a shitty movie years ago I remember there were only two years ago or whatever I know and the whole crew of this movie Russell Peters is playing can you get he asked me to get tickets right so I got the text but it was like years later I think I got it and then I replied but you didn't get my reply maybe I didn't get your reply yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember you remember that I do oh wow it's probably in my history yeah so would you but we Jew of if if I if we had talked you would have got me some tickets percent oh man I [ __ ] up a [ __ ] movie it was June of 2014 oh [ __ ] Wow really you still have it you don't delete things on no actually was not June of 2014 that's when you asked me to tweet about you doing the Denver Comedy Works oh yeah dude and then 2013 2013 about your champion Bobby can you do my Tiger belly on Monday oh yeah yeah listen can I do it the following week and here we are Russell let me say something those okay can I just say something I'm waiting for a third I need a third tweet for yeah yeah when I get desperate right I reach out to people that I know that have a large following to help me out okay and the reason why I went to you because you did it every time I would go to other people to they wouldn't do it and I really appreciate those little helps that you gave me no thanks okay cuz you know what does your dog chew on people's fingers you out your finger it's chewing on my finger oh maybe I think it's your dick but that's why I'm covering my dick hey Kobe stop chewing on Russell Peters finger it's rude and it's the same size so what your fingers the same size of your penis ah you know for comedic purposes but what does your penis look like it's just regular but it's thicker scare girls when they see it they go well that's bigger than I expected and I was like well it's not longer than you expected right they're more they're more concerned about the girth Apparel they don't want a pipe cleaner either oh yeah yeah we'd rather get we'd rather have a four by four than an eight by 101 like a noodle dick right yeah why would the longest would they'll reach your like fallopian tube yeah but they won't hit the sides in the wall it's all about the wall you can see but you could do this and not touch anything they they won't even know you're in there but if it hits the tip of your heart you could you could give him a little uh awakening yeah yeah hey what's with you and my fingers you what is my big babe is my dick thick or skin or what is it it's as colorful nope I have a lot of people colors on my people we talk about every week but every colorful peanuts have like four colors of that like a scream - just basically two different shades of dark purple doll right now it's it's I'm Indian well it looks like my dick looks black like him really bad black well not that black I'm sorry I attacked you I'm sorry I attacked you but yours is like pink and then lavender that's the this is a gradation order it's like like pink and lavender then brown yeah and like a very deep deep yeah because I like to be interesting yeah yeah I'm gonna do I think you have a choice but I don't have a choice in it yeah I appreciate the fact that you have a multicolored penis thank you so um I so I met you when I think we met in like 2005 yeah I think I was intimidated when I first met you but then I eat I always felt like you didn't like me I've always felt like Bobbie didn't like because I wait when till when I don't know maybe till recently I think I always feel like I was I felt like it would be like hey and then just and I'm gonna you know maybe someone else said that I know but could I put here this is all funny that you say that run smooth what is it it's no you're socially weird neurotic it's what I just said you [ __ ] nut it's like this it's like I look okay it's like when I look at you and I look at like it's someone like Chappell or something like that I in my head I'm like don't just be brief right be nice brief get in and get out don't stay too long so they can really see your personality so here's what I see when I see you well holy [ __ ] that's Bobby Lee yeah and then I'm like I don't think Bobby Lee like no he's always nice but it's all it almost feels forced like he has to be nice and I'm like I don't wanna feel like that [ __ ] kidding oh my god I just had a [ __ ] spiritual awakening yeah so my fear people look at you the same way you look at them you're you're not like Joe Schmoe comic you're Bobby Lee when you say your name it carries a lot of I don't know but I know you know sometimes I go to like a you know a restaurant and they'll go hey this is on us and I'll go yeah I know I know but then sometimes I have to wait a long time in the restaurant and they treat me like [ __ ] and then I don't know okay you know like today I went to that one taco place on Larchmont i sat there the vegan taco spot no cuz Larchmont as those they do carries no I went to that one that fancy one with them I with no name with no name yeah yeah yeah and I sat there for 30 minutes and I saw nine people order before me that they came up after me and then I kind of went hey I was there before you know I made one of those things and then they made it seem like I was being rude you know so then I feel like you know oh I'm a loser yeah but sometimes at the taco shop I know you've got the best of everything else that's true you know I have poor self-image I think that I got a change I think we both do you do - yeah how because you know when you grow up and you get it bullied when you're smaller mmm it sticks with you it stays with you yeah you were bullied very much in high school uh yeah right I'm tell us about fifteen then I started boxing never got bullied again whoa you been in fights then I did yeah I've been in with a lot of them and you change Jitsu train jujitsu - no three times a week now he still knows jujitsu I train the Train today that's got a little headache today from training so you and I could roll around a little bit and then you can put me in a Kimura if you want a Kimura we could do that don't think so man I don't bend that way bro well that's that's the whole deal oh that's why it works I don't bend that way it hurts like somebody's already put you in yeah I just got that today just send it to me that's pretty dead-on huh yeah anyway uh so you were bullied so and they put the multi code stripes on your head too present your penis yeah they're good they're fans they know so we you so at 15 you start taking martial art no boxing boxing and murder boxing it but in Canada there's bullies in Canada yeah a lot of it back then especially yeah you know what do you say majors me how old are you 47 I'm the same exact 46 there you go we're the same age we're the same gun if you got demographic you know that's amazing so yeah back then I was bullied too yeah cuz they weren't sure of what we were back I know I'm still coming off the wars yeah yeah you were just short after the Korean War yeah and they also didn't teach like political correctness back in the time so it's like I mean when I was in middle school kids would still come up and do this oh yeah you mean uncle open the refrigerator pick up the coke or whatever that thing was yeah was there and then there was Chinese Japanese dirty knees what are these yeah what the [ __ ] is that all about I don't know what that was what is yours you grow up in the Philippines yeah no you don't sound like it Chinese Japanese and then the Korea and we'd split it really tight this way Wow shots fired and we would say it like in sick bay ho yeah that's the dry spit you would call Koreans in tech pay in Chinese try we call it yeah you guys hated Koreans huh no no we like well now we sort of hate Koreans and Japanese for sure historically speak yeah currently the Koreans are just ravaging yeah but you let them inside you didn't yet I do sometimes but only multicolored ones yes what the color diversity not any Korean dicks get in there lavender dick Korean yes see you 11 to do so you at 15 and then um and then you when do you start doing stand-up uh 19 in 1989 start then then 1989 yes yes yes 1980 [ __ ] nine you guys are the same why did you get to start so start at 19 start at 19 you were wouldn't you start in I started when I was 23 that's why Oh you wasted time I never white but in what motivated you I'd never seen my coma well I had no career plans you know I was DJing but and I loved it but there wasn't enough money and there was better DJs yeah and then I tell my brother because he was like well you know yeah at that age that's when your family starts going hey when do you think we're gonna do four what do you think about doing for a living yeah and you got to come up with an answer and you don't really [ __ ] know what you want to do I told my brother I was like hey I don't know my cousin Andrew kept telling me you're funny she could do comedy she could you stand up yeah all right so I told him and then it was a car let me take you down so he took me to like go see a Clayton did he keep took you down wear me down one night to go see like theater sports which was like some oh yeah like a hmm yeah yeah it's good but I don't think that's the one for me and then he took me to a Yuk Yuk's to go see Amateur Night yeah when I was like ooh this seems more like it any were you scared yeah I didn't go on that first time I just went and watched cuz I was like I need to see what it is cuz I'd already been listening to stand by I'd seen it but not like that and when you think about it and you know you're gonna do it eventually yeah it kind of shifts the way you feel about life you you get excited your body you could feel it in your body right and you're also scared and you have you feel feelings that you normally didn't feel before more alive almost you think you feel that if I felt I felt in touch with what I heard like when I heard the laughter I was like ooh that's something I I may I dig that yeah yeah that's yeah and then you did it do kill or no no yeah either you know you get five minutes I think I did three yeah and baled I was like oh that's enough yeah and then the next time I think I did two and a half yeah the first time I did that the mic thing came off yeah though you know that little core thing in a fell to the ground and I spent a minute trying to get the thing into the thing right and I was II like Oh sweating now when that happens I know how to do it but back then you don't know yeah Hannah it happened to me what did this just happen to me this weekend I picked up the mic and it just fell right drank too much yeah would you play I was at wise guys in Utah well I play I love that room I do the new one right yeah ice I just played it it's a really good entry from the green room to the stay and there's almost people that come outside in the in with yeah it was really cold really cold yeah and they're just out there that's why that's why that gig what happened what three months ago mm-hmm that's why I quit smoking cigarettes did you used to smoke a packet over a pack a day Bree I know I know you've been uh I know you've been sober for a long time 15 years 15 years but I was on that stage I couldn't [ __ ] bring it but that had nothing to the smoke that had I know altitude I was the same way I know but in my head I didn't know but the altitude yeah I I was I'm walking around going why the [ __ ] am I so tired yeah then I go eh I said to my sister I said Eddie I checked the altitude here oh it's 4,000 feet I know oh it's a thousand feet less than Henry yeah yeah we're just under a mile up but imagine not knowing that and you're walking around go I'm dying yeah the whole time the whole time I'm dying who opens for you on the road you take people at different people I'm Jake an apprentice sometimes what do I bring Candice Candice know I like bringing girls yeah yeah because guys sometimes I bring guys and then they try to like bury me I want them to bury me I do I know what you're saying you're like Mencia in that way well no I'm not at all like headline 100% not Russell is Karl in the only way that you're like him just listen to what I have to say okay but I'm using my own I know that you're writing your own jokes you're an original comic and you're the best I'm not saying that I'm just say in this new only a different instant or again 30-knot there's got to be a rogue um ik you're like Joe row quick in that way yeah you know how Mencia like um but like they bring they like to bring strong openers because I don't know what it is I I'm not that way I don't like bringing shitty guys either I just like people that are like I got tell you why I brought a guy out lines mm-hmm we were playing Caroline's and as he's done you know the host goes up and I'm you know we crossed paths and this guy that I flew out there he looks at me goes follow that what it did right in that that's gross I [ __ ] flew you out [ __ ] you [ __ ] nut you know and he's trying to challenge me in that way it and then in my head I'm like yeah he was doing things up there that was extra right so that I could struggle and I don't know how long ago was that years ago that's why you don't worry jo koy anymore no it wasn't it wasn't him but um you know who I had opening for me in Utah appreciate this funk out I love him yeah I hide with me he is an Asian guy with an accent but he doesn't seem fo beard to me and he is he's only here seven years he is fresh off the boat yeah but he is one of those agents a great guy but he's cool he's cool he's had something hip about him he's a very he's like a hipster asian guy without being a hipster right but he's also like more and Ronnie's mafia kind of Chinese and really dark yeah I know I love all that well that's good he's also you know a lot of Asian comics that are younger will walk up to me and go eh my knee my you know Trang I do tend to you know me and they're like combative yeah yeah I get that too right like they want to show that they've arrived they've done been doing it for a bit and so they come up like you watch out for me [ __ ] but trying is I'm funnier than you well yeah yeah yeah he'll perform for your friend [ __ ] but Fung Shui is always like always pointing the way he kept facing the side of the stage but he said that was better for those pictures act the audience of love it anyway he is the type that comes up to me goes hey dude I saw you in this thing it's so respectful - yeah I saw you in this thing I want to learn to be like you like he's in that way or that joke you do I hope but one day I write a joke that good without the Korean accent whatever that that's what he sounds like that's not a crack in chick accent whatever the baby for my best but anyway um you know as ironical yoshi came and hung out on the saturday night [Laughter] Yoshi does not hate you he does yo she does not hate you I would know of yo she hated you I have you asked him I'm gonna ask him right now I speak your phone oh he just text me ironically did he are you with Bobby Lee I guarantee you if you get him on the speakerphone don't even say you're on this podcast I'm calling her but how do you feel about Bobby Lee he's gonna go crazy watch can't believe I'm setting up my own friend it's amazing hey Yoshi by what I say I had no clue [Applause] number one here we go I don't want this to cost my friendship with Yoshi yeah yeah it's not you're gonna have to tell him that I wouldn't tell you exactly what happened okay okay number one by the way I got on my audition at Mad TV like I tried to help the guy out and we were friends number one number two I did DVD essay and they kept saying putting me and Yoshi and Yoshi in the same category you know me I got my head and you know I mean like I was so I was mean toward Yoshi on on the podcast in a defensive way no I was pretty mean but in a joking way you know I mean like he's not even in you know whatever and then one day I was at the Comedy Store and I said hi to him it was like he saw a ghost like he saw through me oh no he knew at that point he you could tell that he hated me and at that point I'm like oh listen to those episodes on DVD a si yes so jovial it was like I know it was like two seconds of like we're not in the same level and then you can move don'know so I've never stolen a joke from Edwin San Juan or anybody I've never heard anybody say that about ever saying that now he's making [ __ ] i'm despicable and now he also wants me to get beat up and brought along to death in front of you oh my god I told you dude I'm gonna have to sit down with the ocean but he's such a nice guy I know what we gotta happen don't know what we have to do is that's a weird thing for me it's like wait he's well actually one of my really good friends yeah I know that's why I'm shocked I didn't know this yeah he's a snickering he's absolutely crazy yeah but born in Japan and family changed the name to Japanese okay so the korean honda k rage doesn't apply it doesn't apply but um he I didn't even know I I thought he was mad at me mmm-hmm but now by listening to him it's worse than I thought it was like vitriol like pure hatred it's pure hatred is not it's not something I think is fixable Wow I think it's fixable all right you know I think over some kimchi it might work no I think that's this I think if you could set it up okay where Yoshi can do this podcast and you guys hash it out we hash it out on the party I also live in this house and I'm gonna veto that this issue I want him to know where you live he wants you beaten to death or useless it's more it's more idle chatter what figurative it's my best thing is figurative also it's out there he's not gonna live a violent human yeah yeah yeah yeah he used to give me porn for the god sake that's a nice gesture it's a good gesture like years ago years ago even Robbie I mean he was in Lankershim somewhere like 3:00 in the morning on a street corner I got a bad poem for you I would drive there he would give me a [ __ ] garbage bag full of porn they say I still have a I could fill that old [ __ ] counter thing up with the porn I still have laying around my yeah nice to give it like four freaking he worked that right wait for like some sir warehouse right yeah no he worked for evil angel oh yeah yeah but that really gotta let him know that I've been talking about him on this podcast before it comes out well I I want to say this just on group level you know that I have no hard feelings toward him I found that what he said there I really kind of want to make amends to him now because that was like deep it sounds like you really did hurt him hurt yeah yeah yeah I [ __ ] him yeah and you know you have to figure out exactly how you [ __ ] them and you to be genuine oh I know I already [ __ ] said it was that I [ __ ] was talking [ __ ] their model on DVD what happens is when people are angry they're very specific about that type with the anger they're holding so you can't be broke do abroad sorry sorry for everything you got to be specific this is what I'm sorry Yoshi for talking [ __ ] about you on DVD si I think that you're a very funny guy and I didn't I had a falling out he doesn't like I'm either but it seems like I thought you know what made me feel good he hates me as much as he hates David Cho but that's not what it sounded like it sounded like he hated David but he hated me he wants to like oh my if I died he had a funeral you would like dance on my grave body rolls yeah yeah I mean he hates like what your brother's like no I you know what I'm glad that that happened I it really was I'm despicable what else did he say I know I already know that one all right in front of your useless my parents your dad did house yeah yeah yeah I really clearly less useful than he was sent me a clip of an episode on his podcast where he goes into detail about how much he hates David show and then the dynamic between each brother in the family and his mother and how he has mommy issues everything Yoshi oh wow wow I think that there's a very um you know you guys really made him feel some type of way yeah well because he really admired David before I think any you know he he probably admired you the same way so he feels like I mean I [ __ ] with him all the time so I don't know why I took it personally from you guys yeah and I guess I like I [ __ ] with Yoshi all the time yeah but you [ __ ] with him in front of them right you don't go yeah on the side well now I just did I know this could cause a war I literally gonna have to call him as soon as I get Annie but I got yo she I just so you know I might say that's right no we're not in this part I'm like it's too good to rectify it we can plug his podcast what is yeah what's your oh maybe not I don't know wasn't it called I was a call yeah sign up to he's a very talented young very funny stand up you know it's really young he does yeah there I say younger than you Bobby Oh kind of hate will keep you young just rattled by it how do we move on I know just gonna give me a second I say no I'm fine you're gonna say I caught it angry good he brought my parents into it well I mean you know in the is useless in the Asian world what better way to insult somebody than the parents it does no I was sure he might have suspected something was going on and yeah I really I almost want to call him back right now but I go show yeah I got to tell you something I call you I calling back me so much anxiety yeah yeah yeah I always do say this is that well wait here are some of your openers like I opened from Russell and he gave me a gold watch 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five times oh my god and then I guess we're gonna do Wembley this time and then you do Wembley how many seats is that that's it Oh Oh they scale it that's hard I do that alright we're probably like Andrew to like if you do like a show like in India for instance how many seats is that like 9 to 10 or something like that cuz it's hard to get venues over there right we did one in a field and a wild [ __ ] pig ran through it one night yeah you have the picture of it yeah you have a picture of it a wild boar like [ __ ] ran right through the crowd so you're on skin I have to have fans facing me on stage because there's so many bugs and I have to stand there so that the bugs don't eat me alive out there that's how many bugs are out there yeah what mosquitos and my oh my god like is there Indian one so they're extra hardcore yeah yeah what's the best place though I don't know what like the best audience on every tour so can consistently has been Auckland New Zealand they've always been the most receptive and they just been great have you done the Philippines yet I have not the entire country but just Manila how many seats is that what was it in Manila it wasn't that big wasn't was a theater hmm I think this may be like five thousand or something right and we had Rex never already was in town so he came in killer so in terms of like you know American you're probably the biggest Indian comic in the world Indian comic 107 for sure yeah what that doesn't make you feel proud no because I just look it's kind of like you know you're a human being I know like that but if somebody find you as a Korean comic you like no I'm actually the comic comic yeah me for me it's like you know I don't ever want to be like he could only play Koreatown yeah and I that same with me yeah I want to play you know well just not Wembley but I would love to play well like I want to play mixed rooms I want my face yeah you are like that - no more mix the better yeah yeah because I just don't want you know and only if I only had a Korean audience I wouldn't make a living well there's that and then you just kind of feel like yeah I got some sort of crutch I'm using here I don't like yeah it's so so weird in Toronto I did a Yuk Yuk's era and that the guy was like it's so weird I advertised in every Asian magazine you're sure and he goes but the audience is like 90% Wyatt I go because that's not my thing you know which made me feel good actually it doesn't Henry Cho yeah yeah what do you mean I mean he you know he wouldn't get at all Korean audience we get like one yeah yeah he's a little - I know I like him though you know I've never met him you know he's so nice is he oh yeah he's what still doing it yeah oh good he does he does clubs but he lives in Nashville that sounds right yeah and I think he's married to a white lady but yeah you think was gonna happen what one time I'm shocked here with a half Filipino girl why I'm shocked - yeah I thought you were curious we are in the lowest rung of Asians - Koreans well the Koreans are the master race yeah and then I mean same but the bloom pies are the same yeah boom buys and Filipinos are in the same level yeah yeah and I think that boom price and Filipinos we compete - you're like no boom bars are lower and then the boom I think no Filipinos well no in the Philippines the Indians are like the threat yeah so the only like if you don't go to sleep the boom bus was coming yeah blood would run down the streets and they call us five six Wow and because we lend you five you want back so well that was in South Africa they were like they said the Asians are three class citizens which Asian is yours I don't know I wish the Cape Malays I don't know I showed up and we would do these meet and greets and I would do well in these shows but no one would say good job to me and it was it got to the point where other comics weren't even saying it to me like wow you don't get any compliments [ __ ] weird but where did you grow up here in Cali San Diego oh yeah that's right that's right the La Jolla Club is here me and uh yeah me and Dad wait who is that man really yeah we're both from San Diego just saw him somewhere is that a recent picture yeah like six months ago yeah I saw him floating around at one of the clubs yeah yeah yeah he's floating around what are you doing here dad dad and I he's like I really did him and I have known each other since the beginning and he's motivate he motivates me there's always somebody that motivates you you have a motivator ah not a specific person but I think like just people make me go oh right okay I see what's going on there I have I have I have a box in my heart mm-hmm and I have names and then and these Nigel and I'm not gonna ever physically get revenge but they're like my fuel yeah it's like you'll see one day oh you're gonna act like this yeah well one day you'll see I'm exact same way why is it I don't that's not healthy it is healthy because we use it the right way we're not ever like making a list of who to kill sorry Yoshi yeah we gotta get Yoshi I don't give a [ __ ] we gotta get them I feel I'm like I don't want to die I feel like I'm gonna die you're not gonna die okay thank you promise me he's not I feel like you should be here for when he comes oh yeah you might have to had the strong is vindictive he's not psychopathic right but I how there's like levels to vindictive verbally vindictive are just verbally okay but are you happy for people that when they get success or not um sometimes yeah I think I have a natural-born player hater system built into me yeah I do this I go alright I guess yeah cuz that never happens to the people you really want it to happen for and that doesn't mean you were I just means like why wouldn't that guy get it but why would that guy get it yeah yeah yeah I always felt that about like I mean I like him as he's Ansari but I know but I'm just saying I always felt like my argument was always I've never heard somebody say that though what I like him I mean here I don't know him that well nobody does but the interactions I've had with them have been cordial so I don't want to like tip that right you know I don't know them I know you much better but I've always used this as an argument it's like Hollywood there's a disconnect between what the executives and all the people that run the [ __ ] thing right and what's really going on in the streets yeah and in the world right well you see somebody who you know is original killing it this and that they might not necessarily be on the radar of Hollywood Hollywood so the problem is it's it's the question of book-smart versus street-smart yeah and the book-smart only goes for the book-smart cuz they recognize that yeah and the street-smart scares them because they can't figure out I don't know this guy a loose cannon no you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm dumb just trying to do my things yeah yeah this is what drives me this is why I do this yeah yeah yeah yeah very rarely do they go after the guy that's passionate about it and just or they go after somebody who's like new very green and you're like can you let them prove it a little bit maybe on the second or third special to see where they're at then yeah like that let that kid that's in um that Silicon Valley the asian kid with the long hair he's very funny Jimmy oh yeah yeah Jimmy right but you could feel that he's the of the year but Jimmy is so funny I know he is I'm not saying I didn't say that all right does he do stand-up yes yeah he does I I've met him and he was very nice to me he was very hammered but it was very nice so nice to me I came up to I go do your killing any all my I didn't even recognize him when he said it I was like this drunk asian kid yeah and then I'm watching her Silicon Valley go oh [ __ ] but I'm just saying that he is the flavor of the year I see what you're saying yeah not necessarily with him but I see what you're saying yeah yeah or like I saw that gay Asian guy Korean guy on TV well Jim Cole Kim booster he's a gay Korean twosome yes in New York yeah so I turned the channel and I see him I see a couple of bits you very good writer Chicago but in my in my head I'm like yeah yeah yeah exactly what you're saying yeah it's over for me these ones are taking my yeah yeah they don't want what's good they want that yeah but you know what here's the thing though and this is what I say to anyone that's you know in my age group and time is that I know I'm not gonna quit and I'm gonna be the last guy standing I'm Sam I can't okay now I can't see myself doing something else neither even when I'm acting I'm still like this is great but it's a lot of [ __ ] work that I'm not ready to do you know yeah yeah I enjoy it I like when the product comes out but it yeah I'm like you know if this was stand-up I could have been sleeping all day yeah I would have been done in an hour yeah but it's like and I would have made more money I'm a cockroach yeah I really am I mean I just never when the lights come on yeah I mean people people go why won't he go away and I'm just gonna be here and even if they're not calling me in for things I'm just gonna stay stick around and anything that's right there you're gonna live through nuclear well I want to be like Dahmer era because Dom still loves this game and he's so net he's never shitty about anything let me talk I'm gonna stay about Dahmer Arabs put the camera on me okay let me see what dama dama rare right is how at sixty something right yeah right he still yeah I was talking to Dov David off about Dom loved over - I love Duff - he still seems like a young comic because I don't look at him as an older guy even Eddie Pepitone when I see how a Pepitone I look at him as like just a guy it's just regular comic and I don't even think about their age but that's what I want to be I want to be on your they're still motivated yeah I mean I saw Louie Anderson the other night and they get slaughtered - he's a sweetheart but he looks a little old to me well I mean you know he's a Maddy was he sitting when you saw no he was leaning against his at the wall door yeah he's a nice guy he's a sweetheart - one of the nicest hi Russell when are we gonna have leather Howie Mandel Howie nice how you know how he's my next-door neighbor is he really he lose that rub directly across the street from oh my god I look at how he's house I love him and his wife he's the nicest I don't have since I started yeah yeah I like all those older guy the oldest older guys have a class about them yeah it's this their nan come it's not that nothing's a competition to them it's like we're doing the same job isn't that great yeah and the young kids are all like look at me [ __ ] you look at me yeah yeah part of the [ __ ] you look at me generation that's why yeah we're we're ahead of them so they're trying to get our attention yeah yeah yeah a lot of them didn't have fathers you know but like I do this game show I did at one time but it was with me Jon Lovitz Louie Anderson and oh I know Caroline Rhea you did that one no I want to do it I should do it we should do another Byron Allen yeah yeah we should do it together what happened in that one toots I don't know either yeah but I did it's great it's great money for one day of work is there money to a little bit not your money I'm fine yeah money and money makes me happy and I was thinking at first I'm going God - old you know I just in my head but then as I'm like doing the shows with these guys and we're like bantering and Jon Lovitz is making me laugh so much he's so fun hey hey Bobby yeah wait what are you gonna do Mike yeah yeah and I was going you know what this feels so [ __ ] fun it's you know what you know what it is about that that has that the feel of TV that we grew up watching like like you know you and I did the match game in Canada yeah we did it's like watching that is like watching the Hollywood Squares in the 70s or match game in the 70s yeah where the celebrities all look like they were having a good time nobody was there for any other reason but [ __ ] let's just do this they were ripping on each other I love that yeah I was mad he's way too sensitive now yeah you know Oliver I'm honest it's like a sitcom with Oliver Hudson which it's not out yet but Oliver Hudson he's Kate Hudson's brother okay you know called goldie Hawn's first son right and he was saying growing up in the house going up in her house yeah yeah golden Kurt Kurt Russell and they would have like who's his father then not Corozal Wow but Kurt Russell was his stepdad and was his father and he was saying like you know then we'd have these parties and everyone would come in Hollywood like Jack Nicholson would be in the pool and all these people and everyone in Hollywood just used to all come and come together and have a good time and families knew each other he goes that's completely missing from yeah the thing I just think that at least as comics we should have or try to create that kind of vibe or we you know bring over I think Jeff Ross is trying to do he's trying to do it yeah because he has those little get-togethers at his house and he always invites you whenever I go it's just it's just a bunch of everybody yeah yeah Harlan's done it a couple of times I love him I love her again Canadian what is about Canadians good ones we just I just did this thing I went to Carol Burnett's taping over 50th anniversary things she's still alive yeah she's doing great and I was standing backstage with Martin Short and Jim Carrey and you were talking just Canadiana but Marty short on the show was so [ __ ] funny and so was Jim Carrey but Martin Short was like this type of funny where you're like god damn this guy's it's not like he you know it came back to he's just so good not only that he makes no attitude right he makes you feel like you're a part of his yeah you know his groove he's inclusive cuz I did a benefit show once and he was sitting there he sat next to me his legs were crossed he was telling stories he was being so [ __ ] funny and pulling people in yeah and Walker I'm like this guy is [ __ ] unbelievable you know even Jim Carrey's nice you know couple times I've met him yeah I'm alright that was the first time I'd met him it was he nice he was nice yeah yeah it took him a second cuz I think he was like wait huh hold on even when Martin Short was on with like the Today Show or something and they were asking you how's your wife remembered she had died Yeah right so you could see this they were like how's your wife and he didn't want to say on a morning news show that she died yeah he's like she's great right and then the next day they did an apology you're so sorry I'm Marty short that we didn't realize you know yeah but he didn't say anything like god he's so nice like oh he said to me when he sees me at the cabin I think goes you know I saw your name in the audience and I was like why is a man of your stature here in the audience and I'm like my stature you're [ __ ] Martin Short I mean of anything I should be thanking you for just knowing my name yeah Wow we're lucky huh yeah but she's gonna kill me but you had some great memories away listen guys if they find my dead body in front of your parents right it's one of three people okay yeah - who do you think hmm I feel like that fan the only dragon kicking the chest just one yeah altercation I think he got over it I got over we both we both got over yeah yeah I just want to be I want to be a better person and this Yoshi thing just I just want to revisit it was just real quick is the problem with these kind of podcast is I talk a lot of [ __ ] mm-hmm and I don't know what I'm saying I don't even mean 90% of the things I'm with you sometimes we just say [ __ ] to say [ __ ] right and then people like why'd you say that I know I'd even know I did you know and then then we can't plead ignorance like it's not ignorant is just that there was you know [ __ ] stream of consciousness yeah some you know it's just no editing is all it was no filter but I'm just kidding I'm never serious I'm always playful and weird and that way but people take me literally sometimes and that is where your trouble is that better guys I think that you're just there's a part of you I'm free it's a childlike innocence like innocence you know hmm I always admire your when you're onstage that your ability to just tap into that consistently and and and when I watch I go [ __ ] I I I want to be able to have my guard down that far know what it is is this though it's um it's really just fear I think what you're reading is fear I know know and that's fine would you flipped it into bravery thank you thank you so much I've learned so much today mm-hmm I really have you know possible demise I have a question physically or career I have a question for the both of you yes since we're almost all Asian in this room there's this guy on USA Today a trans racial man born white says he feels Filipino well and he changed his name he now considers himself Filipino fills out paperwork as Filipino yeah and but he's like fully white like he's a white guy he looks like this yeah okay he's not and what's his name his name now is jut do ja do doesn't even sound Filipino he'd be like June let me say something about that guy okay that dude is [ __ ] crazy why would you want to be I mean if you're white isn't that the lottery yeah that's a lottery race like what happened I mean what would happen to me I think you know people have taken this we've got rights thing a little too far we have rights but we also need some parameters yeah yeah yeah that's why there's always fine print and these people aren't reading the fine print anymore that's like I I don't want to identifies this yeah this is headphones it's not a microphone what is also gonna do he's gonna like get a tan he says that because he grew up with a lot of like Filipino cultural events and because he watched history The History Channel a lot and nothing else treat him more than then things that were Filipino related even the history of the Philippines Wow like that we were raped and pillaged for like 300 years that's attractive I grew up around black people but I don't go around I identify as a black man I understand them doesn't mean I identify can't identify this but you you're always surrounded by a cross mix of people that's another thing I've always noticed about you there's always like a skinny Puerto Rican or like you know we're always skinny or like a big bunch so a weird white vampire looking white dude there's never an African Arab like this guy my very earliest adn he's a black guy what'd you say black what you're Canadian right it's all up in your friend it by sitting in the corner the farthest corner with her yeah he's uh yes your standup right no he doesn't do stand-up no I made a big game show yeah he was just cuz he's from Toronto that's my hometown we grew up together you know does he work in the in there Russell Peters yeah he's a part of the Russell Peters camp right what do you what is your job in the Russell Peters to camp uh to make sure people don't record me when I'm on stage do you have that guy he's an anti pirate er Wow anti-piracy committee that's necessary I don't like [ __ ] son yeah but if you're like if there's a 10,000 seat venue we have in the [ __ ] art oh there's a bunch of them yeah we're gonna and what do you walk up and got no taping we have live lasers they point out to be buddy see oh you have a laser Wow do I need one of those now no gives a [ __ ] yeah yeah I just play clubs man tiny bill you could go out and do a theater run if you wanted no you know what I need I I think if I do a special I've never done a special are you [ __ ] me no please do us I'm going to do a special if once I do a special here's my plan hopefully this sitcom will stay on for a little bit and during that time but everybody knows you from MADtv and who cares how long ago that was and kicking it old school listen shot in Canada right yeah Vancouver I remember because I was supposed to audition and you cut my rope try to kicking it out school let's go yeah wasn't it Bobby who got it yeah yeah I did get that and when you got it I wasn't I'm not making this up I actually wasn't mad that it was you oh if it was if they've got like somebody else I've been like what the [ __ ] is I go Bobby no Bobby I get it well like I was supposed to do barbershop 3 was it three and I was like I went in for the audition and the director love meaning oh my god it's gonna be so great we have such a good time gonna do breakfast tomorrow morning first and then he goes okay great then he was texting me and then I was on tour and then he was like hey the studio wants you to come in and read again and I'm like but I'm on tour and I can can you push some with him like like what he want me to do different ID yeah so I went in I did it again and then I didn't get it they gave it to that kid on on Jay Pharoah shnu show I know but here's that's what and then I was like what the [ __ ] just want you want with a a younger Indian kid is what I'm talking about okay what I'm saying is this is that that's the disconnect is what I'm talking about yeah as a director no the director was a fan I understand that that's what I would tell I go like this you read for the director right yeah okay he can act in my head I'd be like okay Russell khalaq he's perfect for this job you're on tour I get a call from the studio and they go yeah we don't know much about this guy Russell we don't know even heard of whatever they might say yeah whatever they say yeah whatever they which is probably what you said yeah and I'd probably go yeah well um here he has his ticket numbers on the road this is his presence on social meaning I can every factual thing and go there's no one on planet Earth in terms of this style of comedy that's better than this guy he's the top and I refused to do the movie without him yeah I don't think he was that invested in like your fire he did call me Russell he's called me a few times subsequently in like always like man it was you know was out of my hands you know I don't do that I think if it was him he wouldn't have called me and said anything after but you know what you want to hear the back get back on this yeah so then Favreau Jon Favreau puts me in Jungle Book and then Jungle Book opened the same day as barbershop yeah and we kicked their ass yeah a lot of money hazing yes somehow there was a victory but also that director you shouldn't pick up his phone's I would give him the cold shoulder no I don't to be not you know play distant that's what I've said yeah a few years now it doesn't matter you play distant and when you run into her yeah I don't remember hey good yeah we you've what's got the park yeah I don't remember did I oh that's cool yeah yeah that's what I would do you know I did something else though maybe you are despicable yeah can I say this a little dream came true yesterday just FYI I like to show the voice I love the show the voice and there's this kid named Noah that's on it Noah Mac he's killing it whose team is young he's on a team Jennifer Hudson stolen by Jennifer from from Blake I'm friends with Adam oh really yes I love that show he's such a great guy he is he seems like a great circle he's funny too on that job he's a very funny guy he sends me the most ridiculous texts periodically tell him I'm a fan but I know yeah on and so I followed all the voice people I like their photos I'll mention things you're doing well anyone respond oh no response oh no likes and nothing right it makes me angry and you're supporting them yeah I'm supporting them right I don't like when I follow people I don't see their likes on my Bobby Lee line yeah yeah and then Noah Mack yes you're my favorite right and he goes oh my god he goes oh my god I'm a big fan of yours to me and now he's my number-one fan everyone vote for Noah Mack yeah oh wow Phil Collins in the air tonight yeah he kills tonight Noah Mack push no I'm at what would that Netflix show are you still doing that that with the cop thing that you were doing were Indian detectives yeah yeah comes out next month on Netflix what's it called the Indian detective it's on the Netflix Indian detective yeah watch Amy detective December 19th it debuts and also on we're not supposed to announce it but Taco Bell exclusive ounce an exclusive and now look if we can find out that you and Yoshi have B we can find whether it's you know short rib beef whatever it's any gauge you want to promote I'll be in st. Louie when is this coming out ten o'clock okay so st. Louis this weekend we can check it out all um is it healing at the helium comedy by logical helium have you played that one no I played all the other ones for that one I think he took me off of that one because I wasn't selling tickets is that a newer club yes I guess I don't even know I wasn't doing that well but I think it's not picking it up the club or your your dates my dates are okay Oh I mean you say he pulled you off cuz you have my dad that wasn't something I hit it's not weird like that's also the thing we live in right now where the clubs are more concerned about where I understand from a business point you know it was you gotta sell rather than perform they're more concern with the sales in the performance don't only that and in the 80s it was about the performance it didn't go there were some clubs that were like I would rather have this person cuz he's the better comic yeah yeah I don't care if the integrity is gone it is gone but you know what it's the improv fault for making these gigantic clubs like 500 Cedars they have to fill them somehow so they get Gabriel and guys like you and then the guys that are like Jake Johansson's of the world what funny should say Jake johansson is a guy who I have admired since the eighties he's one of the funniest and I'm taking him on tour with me oh my god so cool take that straight Hanson is one of the best he's so [ __ ] he's just so quirky and um Kramer was based off of him no oh yeah and then they were offering offered it to me the story I heard is that he is like now I'm gonna stick with stand like I'm gonna ask him about it when we're on tour you should just to clarify it I love it I false information but I love that so much exclusive stance what do we have time for show or on uh 50 so here at the end of the thing we do this we do a an email question it's called unhelpful advice hmm so he's gonna ask a question unhelpful let's go unhelpful you can do a helpful on helpful advice with Bobby kalila and Russell Peters dear Tiger here tiger belly I just turned 35 and I realize I don't want to be me anymore I was recently let go by my government job because I refuse to let people play politics with taxpayers money while this year my ex-girlfriend handed me a defaulted a repo car loan I signed for her when we were together and also ended up getting me charged convicted of assault sexual assault and possession of a knife all of these criminal acts place in one drunken night after we broke up where we got into arguments before she called the police and sold me down the river at the police station with this insane hyperbola her bleep fYI I admitted to the charges only because they wanted to put her five-year-old daughter on the stand if there was a trial hence I moved out of town where this all transpired and returned back home to my parents house Here I am 35 jobless with depression a sexually registered felon so yeah my dreams are over I literally have nothing to live for besides jujitsu classes and my parents dog any advice Big D well I think we've already addressed this earlier in the show eats candy now I reckon he now identifies as a Filipino man same guy I mean jujitsu is great I think that's probably like but I don't know that that's the way to go to learn had a 35 jobless depression it'll teach you at least like the discipline of martial arts and yeah yeah but at the same time you are he maybe focus the entire time ladies training yeah on this a really amount yeah Wow sexual assault was really just one nut drunken night wait was it sexual day he didn't say which was made up and which was real though yeah all these criminal acts till he's all you know she says you don't really know the true story but I will say that I have a very good friend who is a upstanding citizen who has who only can see his children with like a supervised visitations he has a great job yeah because one night he he got into a fight with his partner and he said out loud he's like God you make me want to put a bullet in my mouth and just saying it like that just out of rage and they used that in court and he now cannot see his own chest so I know that that type of stuff does happen and people do take it to that next level and use it against you but I don't know besides we don't know his situation but if it's innocent and he there's just one drunken night you have no idea when it's not your it's innocent right is what I want to say is is that you can rebe reborn like a phoenix tomorrow you know well basically well it sounds like he did cop to it cuz he was trying to protect her five-year-old child from having to see or be dragged into this world of yeah of nonsense so clearly there is a a an empathetic side to this guy the guy that wrote power of now what's his name at cartel Eckhart Tolle he was a guy I don't know you living a German guy living in Canada yeah yeah no lived on a mattress yeah we do that yeah in a basement and it was suicidal and I think he was also in his thirties and he had no reason to live and one day he woke up in a park bench yeah no that's before he woke up one morning on that mattress and he just had an awakening you know and he started living in the moment he came up with this philosophy and his whole life change and he just and then he all of a sudden best-selling author or this and that touring a lot of the world you know my point is is that there's so many people that like can they just changed their lives overnight and it's all in the way you think it's in your mind also it sounds like you're just an entirely shitty spot so there's nowhere to go but up yeah your are your worst possible spot in your life so at this point it's your choice to just move upwards these horrible at jujitsu and that's just backfiring on I think it passes white belt it's one strike you in the UFC you watch that do you watch last Saturday fight I do I did yeah which ones do you want if I don't want though Anthony Pettis fights to oh you did do you see before that that one weekend was a great best cards I've seen in a long in a very long time but will you shop and I was flipping between that and the Deontay Wilder fight oh that's well you're really into it that way did you was the you wanna fight was that shocking to you I was very much because I thought that the Polish chick was gonna just destroy rose you know yeah and then when she got hit in that first 10 seconds and I saw her reaction was like that's not the reaction of a girl that wants it better than the other girl Rose hit her nice I was like ooh and then Johanna instead even like uh-huh it was like oh damn she got shocked it was yeah bit of a Rhonda reow you know what's weird is I um you wanna actually always gets hit in the first round Valerie Letourneau did that to her Claudia Delia did that to her she always gets Jewish she's lost the first round before so but it wasn't so much yeah you're gonna get hit it's a it's a fight yeah but it's how you react to the punch yeah her face looked like oh you're right you're okay Peter in a way that was harder or you know me and she was like it started her like holy [ __ ] this goes strong mm-hmm her you see Bisping is replacing uh anderson silva yeah yeah it's so right after this like how did GSP got a 40-day suspension and and how did Bisping nine fights in China you have to it's just a medical suspension fork medical the cuts right you know Bisping didn't look good after the fight either he was all beat up she was a lot a lot are you happy about the GSP Oh as a Canadian as a friend of GSP yeah you guys Crane well no I never trained together I'm friends with his team more than him right have you been it before yeah you bet it before yeah yeah and then for our little brother that didn't go so well on the undercard oh yeah I was like is this a sign of what's gonna happen in the main event oh that's I didn't know you're a big [ __ ] MMA guy me too we watch all of all we have an MMA minute on this pond yeah so you think that you think that he's Adele lives on my street yeah and while I was training today he texts me but you know if GSP fought robert whittaker he would lose he would yeah I'm strong he's not gonna fight at 185 70 be really looking at how he had he spurned a lot of muscles yeah get that belly he's always got that weird belly and even when he was a welter he would walk around pretty heavy yeah after I think that for him they would probably create a division between 175 177 I think it is pretty silly though how it goes from like when you go from flyweight and it's 10 pounds over and then once you get to like lightweight to welter it's like 15 and then 15 that's a lot there should be some catch weak Wow that's what happened in boxing that's how you know super middleweight how was 15 pounds hard there's that hard it's [ __ ] on ya cuz there are guys like for instance Brandon Vera is a perfect example of a guy who couldn't fight heavyweight because these guys were 265 like Mark Hunt yeah and then he at 204 he was just you know too big yeah so he would always he was just not a perv there was no place for him to exist successfully or fight successfully yeah even though he was there's heavyweights that should be heavyweights and then there's guys that just can't make light heavyweight yeah but do you think that robert whittaker and GSP that would be a great fight though I'd be a great fight if GSP has another fight before he fights robert whittaker who who do you think would you like to like ule where oh yeah he'll kill you or America you think so hey Dad Robert Whittaker did yeah yeah and he didn't look that impressive around he could be I think I think just people walk through Jacare oh yeah I think so I think so Jack arrays been looking there's been some pardon expression guys chinks in his armor because Whittaker fights like like a lightweight an idealist on with a does angles he's a lot of movement yeah he's different than those other two traditional moita what about TJ versus Demetrius that'd be great I was really unfair for DJ for some reason yeah but if he's got a cut yeah TJ's you have to come down yeah I know but like TJ versus DJ but it would just be treated like a super fight not for a title like what are we doing with us so he would go down to one side oh he said I'm coming for your title I'm coming for you I think DJ is the best pound-for-pound I think usually how you drive away armbar suplex arm that was ridiculous ridiculous I do helicopter arm bars in the gym when we're training we do we've done them a few times and I'm like wow feel so cool doing it yeah but it's like it's so risky mmm I'd like to try it in you know it's good when you're training and you're rolling and and I you know I get you in a little helicopter armbar but yeah but that flying arm bows in competitions I trained very real you were wrestling should do it together you know where do you train in tornadoes yeah yeah but would they make fun of me when I walk in there no could look at my body look at look at mine look at my bad I know buddy's fine you see have you seen huge people there Eddie nogi yeah yeah you know John Jacques is gonna go and train do a seminar 10th planet in a couple of weeks really asked me if I'd go with them mm-hmm and I was like I would get killed a 10th planet yeah well I like key because it's low they're said there is something really cool about learning with a guy even like the chokes for you all the jokes my fingers are getting nice and soft the graces do it make me sweat wrestler yeah in high school yeah yeah and his brother was like best bass ever state champion I can do it is this I'm lazy but I want to learn because I'm really into this you got the wrestling base every one every Jew am I gonna use it I guess Yoshi yes well you might have to triangle choke I think it's now's the perfect time to give into martial arts I'm gonna do it we do Taekwondo I mean it watch your peers yeah but don't don't do it what am I do about this you think well forget it because this [ __ ] that he was saying about me stealing all that [ __ ] I mean I think that's out of anger that's not a tit I know but that my parents is like it worked he was good he was effective in striking and really got me did you drop your guard yeah do you have fun here or no had a great time and I really hope it didn't cost me one of my best friends I don't think it did I think it's all in fun I think I'm glad it happened because I think that it's the beginning of recovery I want the healing I do I want the healing dinner 15 year you know clean gun yeah yeah I know it's a part of my journey and I don't want I don't want this kind of resentment out there he knows okay I asked you I heard a story once go ahead somewhere that you took a puff of a vape one day yeah you wanna know again and then and they were like it was look at marijuana yeah and you like [ __ ] freaked out I forgot a restaurant called your sponsor yeah I thought that it was who was it it was on what's his name um Robert Morton you know who that is he was like an old he produced Letterman for like 30 years back and when he was back in the day and Robert Morton was show running me and Jill quois show we have a show we're pitching and Robert we're at a restaurant and he goes he saw me vaping cigarette like tobacco right because I got this new vape right I got all cool is I take the it's a good flavor or something so he went to the bathroom and I took a puff of it and as soon as I exhale I went [ __ ] I could feel it no you know I could feel I was about to get high you know and he came back and I was [ __ ] freaking the [ __ ] out because this marijuana it was yeah yeah yeah and I go I threw it at him just ran out of the restaurant and I called my sponsor yeah and he said it's all right it wasn't a slip you know it was an accident yeah but I would have told you the same thing are you sober no no thank you I never had a problem oh yeah yeah yeah my tripod or anything not drinkin and even that I was talking to him about it today we were driving to go I don't think I'm gonna drink for a little while cuz I'm not even getting a buzz anymore we have to do more why no but I'm drinking straight alcohol if I'm not getting a buzz and what is the point of this because it doesn't taste [ __ ] good I want to bless you with something I want to hope that one do you have kids I do you have I have a have a daughter how many kids one that's my dog oh I didn't know that well then my blessings came true really I didn't have her until you get Russell Peters a round of applause you're a great man thanks for doing it thanks for letting me you can check out all of Russell's uh show info at Russell Peters calm and we'll be right back and we are back guys hmm what a fun podcast he's such a nice guy oh that was so funny though it was funny Russell Peters reaction was ridiculous like I do not know my friend as well as I thought that's pretty noble of Yoshi to feel that strongly about Bobby but not communicate that to anyone else him although he did communicate it on his podcast so maybe that's his blood for me hmm but two other comics is what I'm saying but not yet to not try to like muddy the waters with other comics like not to her not try to besmirch somebody's name to other people in it actually I take that back he's [ __ ] tried do I yeah I need anything from you George for this week nope I'm good just remember to go to Mandy's comm slash belly or Brooklyn and promo code belly if you want to get some holiday gifts for your friends and family and support the show yeah that too also I'd like to thank everybody that came out to Bobby shows in San Diego this past weekend they were fun I met a lot of you guys and I shout out to the tiger belly fan we met at Phil's BBQ she was really sweet and I felt bad because goby barked at her oh no me barks and everyone though no but like it was it was a bark that was just it got me off-guard new Kobey's doesn't it's not really aggressive she just barks I felt bad I swear my dog's sweet and I hope you don't think poorly of us as parents so shout-out to you yeah any reverse shoutouts um uh do I have any reverse shadows we had that evil smile why I didn't happen I I do have a reverse shot but that person's like not worth my time or or any air time at all the guy at that Chipotle registered that something happened but Bobby's next show is at Yuk Yuk's in vancouver so please make sure to go to Bobby Lee live.com I put a link up there for tickets and after that mid December he does lovely live in Oxnard California so check that out as well cool and just really quick before we go Jason can you say one word is that Mike just so people know some people were I don't know why if I feel like they just like what's his voice the guy in the closet washer machine he's an Android yeah guys you can follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at that tiger belly and emails any questions or concerns at the tiger belly at gmail.com you can follow kalila on all social media at calamity came George George underscore Kimmel on Instagram and Jason in the closet at at Gino's oh [ __ ] he's single hit him up are you single Jason yeah also what's the question you asked me before we turn on the mic the one that you had for George dude nevermind ah hold on I remembered my River shout-out do you want to say it oh thank you okay it's just cuz it made me so [ __ ] furious over shoutout mm sucking dumb hands [ __ ] I think her name's Rebecca who like tagged me to comment on your picture about because she seems to think that you're trying to sleep with me behind Bobby's back oh I saw that post it was my was not from Europe mine was like someone said she said I don't know if it's a girl she was like I don't think it's a girl burn what are you doing I'm not a girl it's a troll like who put who it was pretending to be but anyways it's basically it was like the meanest thing ever is she said to me she got a picture it was a on one of my post with Vincent Rodriguez from a crazy ex-girlfriend check it out that Gilbert can you please quit the podcast you're so [ __ ] annoying I know you're just trying to sleep with kalila and potentially hee hee we're gonna call it in because I know girls on top I don't like that that's a guy that's a guy that's a very very disgruntled yeah loser male it was Janos Jason god damn it Jason and Matt we're friends yeah alright guys that's the show who's at the who set the t-shirts a lot of packages from people which is cool another box uh are we sure we want to show the t-shirt well I just want to shout out whoever made it looks like someone wants the hashtag to come back I was he would I just give a Shi a [ __ ] I didn't say that I said the name George I don't understand why you have to scream every time because I was not being listened to I know you're hurt don't act like you're not you know that you're not hurting but look listen I tried to let the George and Jessica thing die the person no we're talking about the person puts a lot of work into something I want them to appreciate them now we're talking about the person where this person is keeping alive and he's one of the few left the army and here's the four podcast listen I'm sorry but here's I showed Jessica she was normally look like that so no shout out to your name so I'm sorry that's all I wanted that's the person that's what I that's what I said there should be a note in there so that's what I was one you're right that's all we were jumping down George's there's a joke George I wasn't I really wanted to show this is wrong you feel unheard what I yell yes that's that's my reaction I was that's like I always that's like you're your go-to bit it's a five-year thing yeah sorry if you feel unheard I do listen I know a lot about you you know when I retain the information know like all the stories you ever tell me like when we just talk about your life in your upbringing there's not a piece of information that I forget you're very good about that remember Beebe was just on JK news Jojo was a seventh-day Adventist grew up summering this dude shoutout to Jojo when JK do is I did not know yeah lot of 78 I can't wait to talk to him more about that yeah that's he's Korean uh no Joseph look wait before shout out to Joseph okay here Joseph what Paul Joseph carry that love your pal justice Bob outdoor sup love your pal Joseph sarni okay shadow Joseph sorry thank you thank you for the large sizes - are you sure this is the person it wasn't that box well he gets a shout out - okay this is really housecleaning we just moved things around all right well whoever got the chairs you know who you are so know that you are great happy you made everyone here happy and Jessica most importantly let it die killer let it die I'll be in let it die you ever wanted to die actually there's a part of you that missus it like you look at your comments section you're like they're getting light yeah see you even wearing a scarf now yeah I feel like you're rebelling now rebelling it's a Rebell I think I feel like that pink is the symbol of like you mourning the death of the hashtag yeah Pink's my color gun we're listening what is it no one Mac made it what do you mean he made it yeah yeah no Mac made it Bobby just ran out wool spoiled black Chris no black Chris is probably a black we pick the other black I owe a HUD team my god earth-shattering I got a go guys business earth-shattering news got a go bye see you nice next week alright bye guys they're gonna watch the boys [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 377,683

Rating: 4.8510437 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, Russell Peters, stand up, stand up comedy

Id: L_OQnmnQLB0

Length: 87min 0sec (5220 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 16 2017