Andrew Santino & The Purry Gates | TigerBelly 94

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me your love you can't hear the heat all right I'm we didn't want me to introduce you tonight starting over do it again I would have PA I'm starting over now yeah because well you [ __ ] up twice no because they're laughing all right once Queen hey hey hey hey hey hey hey everybody could you hear the beat everybody get to feel the heat hey everybody get to hear the beat everybody can you feel the heat hey Wolfgang Amadeus take my house hey pretty snap cool cat yes ma'am everybody what we got here is going on here is um we got kalila cool my girlfriend yeah we got jungle jungle monkey Gilbert Google oh we go why why good okay emo doing the liver that guy and then we have a special guest tonight and I want to get serious for a second I love this man so much he's on fire right now not because he has red hair this is his look hey hey hey everybody but everybody can you feel the heat everybody can you feel the heat yeah that's not here you hat thank you thank you so much we have Andros and see that we have Andrew Santino everybody he is he has a special out on Showtime he also has a TV show up now called I'm dying up here with Eric Griffin the flat black we've had on the show and al mattress and bean bean we have being be in the show - al Madrigal and I know you don't like we want to get racial so I lose you at that or what what I just said being being and I don't know you can say bean bean okay is that black and yeah yeah yeah yeah now we have on the delete ID the lead in the show there's many it's an ensemble who's number one in the Call Sheet that Little Italy hope yeah yeah yeah yeah oh girl I want an Oscar alright well I well you ass I've never heard of her before so you never have that will become fighter or that the fighters really don't off yeah yeah oh my mom she's a meter laser Bobby doesn't know who's okay who what number are you on the closer when you see it I'm not gonna tell you - oh you have to be to know top five yeah is Eric below you though he's so big I don't know where he good as a billboard in on New York would he just him on it one of them it's the whole building I know I said it in a letter to no you are and basically this guy on the saying I'm dying up there looks like a PSA for diabetes we got so mad back he did that could be back yeah he looks awful on that bucket building IV out getting a car accident when you with that big head ugly guy dude one of the ugly I said it - yeah yeah yeah yeah sweet sweet wheelie lawyer a very talented guy he's the best but let me ask you something he's not a model model he could be like the before picture right no you know what yeah I'll tell ya I love it Grif so mind you but Grif is the funniest guy but like he's like not if you don't know Eric Griffin look him up he's not shy about his food addiction yeah and on set he made this like kind of like heartfelt promise to me that he wouldn't eat a donut and I should restrict him from eating Donuts yeah but I would see him like go by the dumbest I have like a conversation with the oh no that's so funny he'd be stand there like you know so at the end of the season he was like I'm having my donut day and I have a stream of you know photo burst photos of him eating tons I mean doughnuts don't exactly doughnut while yeah he's old he's ahe's yeah he's a crime out of business he's he's so talented and I know I said all those things truth but it's fine also I want to say out of all the white dudes I know man like I let you you you're very funny number one but I love it I let you get rid of racial with me yeah yeah yeah yeah that's because you know me why well I just feel like there is a relationship that we have that we understand that I'm I'm superior to you race wise yeah and you know that yeah I maybe deep down side of do you do yeah and you let it happen because the white man wins again we should always win and we are always going to win yeah white power yeah but you know they're in a race war though let's suppose as a race word I thought you probably won the first white people who died no no you know cuz I work out I'm athletic I got a man I would do pretty well people can see you in a sniper spoke okay you're [ __ ] stupid ready oh yeah yeah look at the red hair it should have get to the road turn yeah but um know if a race war broke out I would call up all my black friend I would call up all the black people that I've ever known and say can you adopt me can I be on your team really I'll sell out anything I'll sell out anybody I'll do anything would you blow in a race war would I blow a guy to live a black eye yeah you were yeah head tilt what yes yeah thinking about that it's like that's my life you know I mean do I have to finish always come on yeah I don't know not not a ton of mouth nah I'll do it today yeah I'm in here bring on Erik Griffin Erik gums I was like in prison like if I was in prison would I I feel like because I don't want the violence of rape I feel like I would be like alright if you had to go to prison for life yeah what you wouldn't just kill yourself I don't think so you would wait it out you were here because I could I already know that I'd be innocent cuz I'm I would probably be in prison for something I didn't do so I would you know I would hope that there would be a documentary and stuff you about me I'm baby hope for that yeah you want you want to what that story why can't I take it the Netflix with the car with that breaking murder yeah making a murder you want making murder about the water without the ring Wichita three yeah yeah yeah Amy and echo echo those yeah I mean I what do you think you got convicted for probably like human trafficking or something that's actually very plausible yeah that's pretty possible I feel like that's the thing I I was going to say I'm murder yeah I think you could I think what I think you could show your penis like you always do in a place where you shouldn't and it it's there's like a new new law that you're automatically in prison for life for showing I can Singapore yes yeah she could be locked up in Singapore for doing that but listen there's a place in the United States that has that like Burbank there because you can't even smoke in the streets in Burbank do you know that's right yeah you're gonna get a ticket yes [ __ ] very [ __ ] what in Van Nuys you can do whatever the [ __ ] seventeen year old at 17 it's 1800 ever did funnier okay right on yeah it's on the middle yeah that's how hypocritical is our country that like 18 is such a number for us but their state the United States where it's like 16 and 17 listen there's stay treat coming yeah actually I think yeah like Ohio would that be one well I mean you see the kind of people that come out of Ohio for sure no idea lead them to what's no I love people in Ohio you're the best we love you sort of like we're kidding yeah I think I there is like four or five states you believe we could we have computer marriage is 16 yeah oh really yeah yeah oh that's amazing but let's like one goal bartending an amazing not amazing but notice is amazing information sure no it's no it's no no it's information I did not know okay now yeah that's why it's amazing what do you say about bartending I think in Louisiana or some it's eighteen right you can bartend at 18 well like when I when I when I was in high school uh Wisconsin was still eighteen to drink and I thought people would just go up there to to go get blasted I know which is so crazy also also in Wisconsin this is how it is ah Midwest at places if you are under age of any age like say you're 15 16 and you're with a parent if the parent buys you the alcohol that's legal to drink with a parent in a bar or restaurant law is in Wisconsin yeah it's a state law yeah if your mom and dad went out to dinner with you and you're 16 years old and your parents bought you the beer with a meal your love yeah but also who lives in Wisconsin really good people that I really want to listen - Jean yes with from there yes make that murderer yeah definitely Jeffrey Dahmer drummer good guiding yeah he did most of his eating there tell me another person I was able to put people in walls a lot doesn't go down what does them H William ate the no William HMAC got one who is that water power this Clausura game John Wayne Gacy so great I'm a fan of all these guys what's great about him is the book it wasn't the originator of all those putting out some people inside walls yeah but you you going yeah where is mom al hardware's mom's living in the house yeah he did it with family that's good yeah pretty that's [ __ ] great that's craftsmanship come down for dinner one second battle in Apollo yeah well what what I'm wondering is that you don't smell it lady like there's were 30 bodies you know is you know that it's like um it's like Bates Motel you know we're like they know what's going on but it's like you just pretend to know do you ever have a friend I said you guys have a friend in high school or when you were young that like they're like oh you can drink and party at that house and the parents were like fake Olivia yeah [ __ ] they knew they were just like it now what's going on up there it's like we're smoking pot there's no way your mom don't smell pot when I was in high school in Rancho Bernardo those are lady named Lucy and she had like three babies but she also had a meth lab that's where I got my math and I used to go there and wait for my meth and I see babies just crawling around oh my gosh lab like it was crazy that wasn't a moment of clarity for you know that weed on my bottom that was Lucy's bottom maybe they babies weren't it no no thank you baby yeah yeah who cares yeah thing yeah yeah had she sold you she sold you Metheny yeah baby you get messing a baby yeah you get them at the yeah like it's a weed store to give you a free joint you get yeah yeah but it's a cute white babies I remember to feel bad about it what's the cutest race a baby black babies all the know you girls always say black baby thing Asian right I do think a second very cool second the black girls always say black babies yeah I oh I've always thought Asian babies of the cutest and then you know then they grow up let me just keep them that I understand that but this is that what you don't realize is that you look like a baby that you [Music] [Laughter] baby really good bike pump really good black babies girls always say black babies yeah yeah they are their ages are pretty close episode just very we over feed them when they're younger just really round round you like them around I love that but white babies are the ugliest thing and what 90% of white babies are gross yeah because they're like they're too like ghastly literally advising presidents to me it looks like harry s truman it's like little president yeah like exactly not been like because they're bald they're bald their eyes are big yeah yeah good presence yeah white babies are pres white babies are never held a baby separate c-section babies always come out looking perfect I hate it yeah did you not hate it but I'm just saying they're perfectly rescue about if it comes out through the vaginal canal the heads all deform and you know they look all just you know you got your baby big head though c-section baby but that's sort of a URI it's the form that's your racist attribute all right yeah yeah the hell they deformed it's just a momentary like wow I'm not being racist that's just where you fear for the country of origin are you were glowing I mean I would have felt sorry for your mother she had to birth that head not to baby yeah one of the babies had two heads tails the verification yeah I mean her vagina even normal no no c-section Tommy man all that's right my bad he doesn't know it was asking I don't even know what section is where they could put a whole lot of Tommy and they pull it out that way why don't they do the other way because sometimes a mom isn't able to birth a normal know this is this conversation is happening also with a parent and a six-year-old somewhere in the parallel drop now callbacks because I did the thing above your head thing now you can do a callback to have to call back all right that's fine I'm gonna let you have one call back you what call back Jesus Jessica what Jessica on your coffee yeah yeah because my girlfriend got me the coffee and I just bought it I know Jessica's her friends that's right oh I thought you did that you said your name was you have he has my best friends doing Aaron what do you say when you get caught what do you say your name is do you say Bobby sometimes I don't know what are you using what's your go-to I'll say something that they can't even write yeah yeah and I'll go out what I know they start writing your like there's an accent over the hoop you're not doing it right yeah CTU and they go what and but yeah I do too weird names or you do Andrew right I don't uh I don't support corporate coffee are you excuse me no I'm just got I you can see in this now oh my god you know it's one of those things where I do I feel yes no I do you feel it no dude no no so you when you walk down the street no one goes hey kind of get a photo with you no you know what I don't like this is actually something that you I've no you know I don't like it when someone looks at me and says to their friend or goes and goes been in the friend goes oh yeah I heard them do that Yeah right I've had that if any do you have to have that all the time if anything just come up to me and just go hey man about it I would ever say whatever you guys say and then leave there's nothing more couple than I see someone staring at my face yeah and going hmm yeah it's so I've had this before yeah yeah this is it and then you see their face call he did it right you're like women what did you see me that you didn't like you know I'm claiming to do that because that's not even open so you see like that negativity i- i always after his shows when I go under road with him and I go to the women's bathroom after your shows and I hear them giving their assess oh my god and I can't say anything I couldn't I can't [ __ ] like shut up [ __ ] [ __ ] that tell you I or diamond I could no that's such great Macario I know but I can't handle it you can't handle die I just think that if they're there and especially if I thought I'd get a good show which I know you did a good show I understand that but I still you know I just knew things personally did you can't but do you know I don't take any I don't care you really you're like re in that way I don't ravit I don't read reviews I don't listen to that stuff like the cast on our show they're all upset by some of these reviews that I can't read that stuff I don't why would I why do I care what's one guy thinks that's so weird - til I give credit to somebody that's like one person that's like here's what I here's my assessment dude you could be the most acclaimed journalist I don't I don't know why I kid why would I care yeah if other people are like I hated to I'll be like now that's a bummer but I would that that's more affecting that would more affect me in a community more than one person typing an article like what about this though because I know a guy who did a movie it got 0% out long Tomatoes that's almost awesome that's almost impossible to do that's legendary that's legendary well who is it I can't tell you come on now off the arrow % you're wrong is there a movie that's ever gone I thought that was not well yeah is beautiful look at it did he wrote directed all that stuff I think he did write it yeah a Lulu cuz if I in my head and you give him one very how's a guy yeah very counted he's like one of the bat he just made a bad movie I understand that but I think that was his first real lead in a real studio thing it was like oh my god and then that happened we had real people in it and I'm affected him a lot huh I don't know I the negative of the team like it did but I'm just saying that if it happened to me that would just probably disappear for a year yeah I just a rework what I'm gonna do with my life Wow right well you wouldn't be like that no man I made I made a shitty sitcom called mixology that people like [ __ ] dumped on constant alert for your part did you really want that right right so many scripts from that because every acting class uses that yeah here's the irony of bad sitcoms that show wasn't that bad it was just another shitty sitcom but the irony is like people hate them and they dump all over them but for some reason people still will talk about them or like it's in the zeitgeist of Hollywood which is so weird yeah which means it's like it's obviously more affect affected it more than one that you know there's like one from two or three years ago that we're on for like six episodes and you'll never hear of the memory or not even remember them yeah they're almost like a bad ones or more there was earlier we have an addiction to bad movie the room girl - I did the ream I did the the mock the mockumentary of the room oh you did oh you did with James Franco it's gonna come out this year no master artist well who plays on Lam out what's up dude Franco does can I can I tell you the best he was so good it was shocking he put in headphones he put in headphones every day for hours and listen to Tommy talk over and all my regard when he got the set it was like it was like magic he was exactly like Tommy was oh it would like watching him I can't wait hold on dude you're gonna lose your money and it's a ari Graynor who's on I'm dying up here plays Lisa o- pimple vaccine yeah you know how a pimple yeah yeah dude yeah it was so [ __ ] fun we did it a hundred times so people were like couldn't hold it in alright Rogan did it with him and chess played like a the fake to fake the fake ad or whatever yeah and it was so hard to get there takes like that because we all know what's coming you ready yeah I was a movie script or you read a script and you're like alright we're gonna have to do like we know what's happening and you didn't read the way honey is because it actually is real real that's why it's so I would not be able to be there I was so hard it was so hard it was so I mean but he would break like even Franco who was the best at not breaking there was a few times when it was like there's no way I hi doggie would there was no there's no way you don't break oh yeah everyone on set is like wanting to laugh at that you know what she talks about that though it's going to give I mean I love that movie gotta give him more attention but gonna get Chris that me Tommy with Sal a lot of it well so here's what's a trip so Tommy came to set this is my favorite thing Tommy came to said he has guaranteed in this contract to do one scene with Franco that was like that was the deal wait that's how that's where he is up here that he's like it has to be one-on-one with me and James so of course you know set and and and James like they signed off on it they're like fine we'll give this guy what he want yeah but you know of course in the world of Hollywood you're like it doesn't mean we have to [ __ ] leave it in the movie yeah yeah but but he was so he this is how in his own head he is and so like beautifully in his own space at the wrap party he came with like five models like I swear to god he walked down the stairs and he's with all these girls he has glasses on and he's waving wait like he's blessing us with his present and of course dude it works like it's almost this mindful because everyone rushed up to him it was like driving oh I got people wanted to like take pictures because you're enamored with how insane he is yeah he was he was so funny to long channel oh yeah I do to work the room is hilarious I mean you'd watch him go up to people and like have these terrible conversations and then he would like leave them like you're welcome it was amazing but that the movie will come out I think they just premiered that no I know they did it at South by and the reception was amazing Franco I think did so much work into it cared a lot of melodies that [ __ ] is so much about it cuz he was like he was in love with the room like so deeply that he wanted to do it justice so he did seem he shot scene by seeing like parallel scene by scene yeah and then the rest of it is us filling in the background world yeah of course I play well you guys you guys know that you guys know the story well if I'm not giving anything away but yeah I I play the idiot that gets his uh gets his dick stuck it was so fun oh my god we do watch like it over and over again to get I mean I already had seen the room a bunch but I did watch in a bunch but also on set they had a bunch of like iPads and stuff to rewatch those scenes that we had to reenact oh that's amazing next one you guys should do is a remake of the Neal Breen ones that we've been resolved yet I have to I don't think it said I don't think that says crazy as the room that the room is the top- yeah yeah troll 2 is pretty good though it's pretty high but dancing in troll 2 but y'all 2 is cut this is it's um well troll 2 is almost so bad it's not fun sometimes ya know or the room is so bad that it's funny yeah sometimes some things are so off bad that you're like I don't know sometimes it's not it misses the mark of rah yeah the room scenes that are so memorably terrible it's because they cared and it didn't work yeah so it's almost like if you if they don't really care and you just kind of make it happen it's it's not that beautiful but like he thought it was a good idea to green-screen all of those rooftop scenes you know what the beauty is well he shot on a roof sometimes he shot on a roof with a green screen on yeah oh yeah the outer room he wanted to sub in another cityscape in the background because he didn't want the one medic goodbye oh my god - super guns so so far got details that that that Franco would divulge were just amazed the stuff that he learned in talking to Tommy about like the way he went about stuff the way he'd show like whatever you think the reason was behind it completely wrong you're way off like he did everything in a way that has there's zero sense zero zero that's beyond illusion right because delusion there are moments where you know there's still moments of him feeling humiliated or feeling like wow I you know I let people down I don't think he has that chip at all so it's a different kind it's beyond delusion if you like what's a what's a sociopath is that the work it's sociopathic right where you're like above society you think you can influence yeah the world isn't that sociopath yeah but they almost wonder if even even capable of feeling bad like or feeling yeah no he's embarrassed or yeah boy don't feel pasty it's more like no remorse right with him I don't know he's even able to stir up any emotions regard Kathi's just out of this world like if someone died in he would just wreck oh but it's but it's not a real oh wow but knows you're supposed to say the case said email hey guys can we made a movie yeah and in the military oh yeah that James Franco remade about his you know so he did something right that did feed his ego the fact that Franco wanted to read redo it was almost like imagine him getting the phone call Oh John being like James Franco wants to do movies of course he does ed if you haven't seen the room you have to see it a model a must watch a must watch samurai cop is also a good one I like samurai watch everybody comment if I would hair right and he had to wear the way I cop it one of the best please watch okay it's so old is it it's 1991 no it's not okay okay I thought that all they shot the movie and then months afterward they had to reshoot the movie but he had already cut his hair no he's wearing is really weird wig yeah yeah but not only that is that the director goes hey buddy I'm gonna do some ADR he shows up his hair short the guy yells at him while you cut your hair right I was just doing idiot no we're shooting half the movie today he takes him to Hollywood Boulevard at one of those workshops advisor work that one and he put it on him and they shot half the [ __ ] movie without there's one point where he's in a fight scene it just comes up cuz you only did one tank amazing the movie dude is a samurai cop too I know you not a remake though here's what else yeah I did know here's what happened so the guy they thought he had died it's the main actor yes the inner because there was a carpenter on the set with the same exact man and he had died that's what I got what's the guy's name your mark what submit live Joe Marshall no or Matthew are Carretas yeah that's only Matthew caretta thought he had died and so when this became a cold sensation they were like they were in production to make samurai cop 2 cuz he C thought he had died and now he like he had changed his name he lived in Colorado what way right away he was he on the run from something he would know he just decided to leave LA I quit he was Sylvester Stallone's bodyguard alright and then I was like you know it was just move the hit and then it didn't happen so he just left and he moved to Colorado had kids that's so crush of his daughter goes dad I mean online I mean sever a cop is getting a little heat like I don't get you know they all think you're dead is that your dad and it took him two years and one day he just grabbed the camera goes all right hey I'm our I didn't die you know so that's that right and then he sent it to his daughters daughter posted it and then it became this revival it went viral right went viral and then all of a sudden he is the lead in samara cop to when it does come out gary came out came out yeah by 2015 here's the case here's the thing with those kind of movies you can't duplicate it oh yeah no no see like and just the same thing of what Franco does is it's like a it's a tip of the hat up to that like it's like paying homage of Tom to Tommy is really what it is yeah he just wanted to show what that world probably was like behind the scenes yeah when you hear the interviews are hilarious like a bunch of the scenes I shoot with Nathan from oh my god what's wrong with me what my god you would from his own Comedy Central show yeah Nathan for you why can't I think it was last name I'm like drunk said the weirdest blind huh yeah they didn't feel their fielding and fine yeah including here that was way too much time nothing for the popper never that guy buzz in hey juniper ever was fine he doesn't have it isn't a podcast yeah but he but we would just sit there and try to think of how to react because he would do a ton of improv yeah and Franco was really good at that why don't he said he would I come out we'd be small gonna you know cigarette on the curb yeah and he and Nathan would be like I don't really know what he wants us to do he keep saying like more emotion more emotion but I don't know and he would come out and he'd go you guys done with buddy [ __ ] around fast they keep all that it's all of it all of it alright so they show the stuff behind the scene that's really is it's a marketing that you can do yes that wouldn't work so so the the the scene-by-scene stuff that he duplicated yeah it's there's only so many of them right your yeah but the majority of thing is like what this world was behind and they show how many people got fired how many people quit dude over the course of this film it was something insane like 30 crew members quit because they were like he doesn't even pay and I hardest thing was hysteric regs Estero yeah who's mark he is acting like such a cool nice awesome sweet dude who thought this was just a [ __ ] thing that was going to go away you know I mean like yeah it was like whatever it is my first acting how many times you do something early on in Hollywood really like I did when I did I did the underground comedy movie that for a decade they did advertisements on it late at night on Comedy Central dude I remember that and I was in those advertisement I had to get a lawyer I had got a lawyer I get out of it get out of it oh my cuz he paid me 50 bucks back in the day in the 1997 when I did it and then it's out 2006 and it's still like playing on Comedy Central how much money did he put in the marketing to have that run because he bins offered to is the guy that a ShamWow guy oh right so he made a millions of dollars he's that is he's like an infomercial King or whatever is he alive he's still alive yet yeah somebody died right didn't one of them job okay that guy with the park oxy guy yeah but then Vince offered did Vince is the guy that like bit of hookers face yeah I guess yeah offer remit he remade the Robie what's so funny to me the chief chief I've done that so many times my name is what am i move yeah but um he we made the [ __ ] movie and he put Adrien Brody in it we wanted it to get it I think Whitney Cummings didn't watch Andy and he paid them a lot of money wait okay I was just gonna say it's either money or connections he didn't know anybody that knew them this was just him throwing money and no it did then yeah but I think when he read me remade it yes but then he's like I'm gonna use your scene from the first movie and that's what my lawyer goes if we're gonna sue if you do that so then he got a different Asian guy to do it oh my God thank God yeah it's available on DVD can I buy it you can buy yep I'm not in the second one oh you're not I'm in the first look I need that why I just need it for my soul I play wrong and I do karate in it I needed you have an accident oh yeah do the accent I don't remember what I want either day I think somebody dumped my line ha ha ha yeah you know who else is in it Michael Clarke Duncan whoa or anything before Green Mile yeah way before it was like we had nobody then what was the budget on this movie I don't know I was living in San Diego I'm in an open mic in La Jolla the fans offers there right yeah it is hey buddy buddy I'm human I'm a director I mean I'm I do infomercials I had a lot of money I go cool you got anybody um you're very funny I just I mean the asian guy for my movie and in my head since I live in San Diego yeah I have a waiting job I just started doing stand-up this is Hollywood this is it I'm in so I drove up there he gave me 50 bucks I was there for days I remember 50 bucks yeah fatter so that was it you're an hour yeah and then cash to DV cash what that I was cash that Rodrigo I had when I drove back the windows down yeah no I I didn't get an open mic and I yelled at the guy I'm in a movie [Laughter] I'm in a movie you rolled up [ __ ] what movie I'm only you know just wait just wait you'll know what movie to run for 10 years then I'll later be replaced by another Asian have you ever had one of those been in absolutely not am well I was in a I was in like a I did so many like sketches or student film II type of things I did want I did this one that I can't get the credit scrubbed off an idea I'd EMB yeah IBM D am I get it off I be M what is it yeah we're gonna look at that what whatever you can it's on there it's called crafty it was about the craft service industry he did okay and I played like the head oh watch you'll see on the pole I think I'm on the it was this guy it was just a friend of a friend that I knew at the time he's like I'm making this thing and I thought yeah okay I'll do this like little things like it's like a little it was like a web series type of thing and I thought nothing of it I was like yeah maybe I'll just do it and I to this day I'm like can I please email with president yeah is that from a like a reputable company that did it like no juicy a young friend of a friend who's a really good dude and he's like since then obviously done his own thing but like it was just we all kind of work no new words I got hurt yeah well he's a nice guy and I love it but not again I mean you could even tell like it 2009 crap oh my god have it up weird it looks beautiful but where are you you're not on there right dude I'm the one lifting my arm up that's not you right there yeah you see crafty yeah you can't even tell you can't tell I don't know I know you should even set it on this podcast about there you soul I'd the berry did sir well they'll never find it that's the thing there's nowhere to find it oh there is you can't get it yeah that was the other thing I was like I said I sent an email to to the Internet Movie Database and I was like this isn't a thing anymore but because he registered it with the Union you know I register it with as a SAG ultra low budget whatever it stays you're taking anything on your IMDB off nothing if you did it it's there it's where you found it we're having a trailer right trailer yeah yeah the Train can see the trailer guys on IMDB crap 9er AMC wise yeah it's just a trailer yeah yeah you can't get away from it so yeah but that's 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weekend I get repeated calls from Andrew and I finally get a hold of you and you go you have to do it I go why he goes you said it's a great project but the director is a friend of mine he's very talented at least meet with him what was it cetera et cetera so I met with them and I did it yeah um this kid is so talented Brendon it's remarkable right he's incredible kid but I knew well he called me he directed my stand-up special actually him and I have been friends for a long time and we'd the Showtime one yes oh that's amazing Durham are did it and and you know when when I saw his rise like I when I knew how good he is going to continue to be I when he said that he couldn't get you I was like normally I wouldn't bother anybody and but I was like I'll put in a phone call because I want that to happen a while because I believed in him so much like most of time dude if someone was like hey could you ask so-and-so and I'd be like nah dude hey I'm sorry no yeah you have to say no but I'll say no but he didn't even ask me he just said we were in conversation he goes yeah I wanted I want Bobby Lee so bad and I don't think he wants to do it and da-da-da-da-da but I told him he didn't ask him but I was like let let me call Bobby just to kick it with you to see if you guys can have coffee and I was like I'll just do that and he was like no no don't worry about it but I'm so happy that you met with him because you you do see when you work with him how good he is huh yeah no way that is that and the project is awesome it's a cool project and also as a person I think I really love him yeah because he's unassuming he doesn't seem like a director nope he almost seems like some kid that works at Circle K no I'm not even kidding no I know so close so everything he's so unassuming I think what makes him so good at what he does though is the fact that he's very much he's careless about all the [ __ ] details that a lot of people pay attention to and he's really good at just being creative so like that's the thing like he got yeah yeah he dresses and he does his own thing it's not like he's he's not in tune with anything of the Hollywood ilk if that means I'm having an advantage yeah huge that's why I think he's so good at what he does you know how richly Scott someone like really Scott older guy you know when they're setting up cameras and stuff like that keep who plays like Rachmaninoff or something like right Brandon plays death metal yet hardcore but not even just death metal that I've never even heard before like so extreme that my ears are bleeding he puts it up to a ten and just all these produce everyone's just sitting there laughter listen to it yeah I need to sit in there I go what the [ __ ] it's just to me just makes this calming it is for him yeah I love it it's like I need it he look he loves there's a group of videos he directed for this neck this band called necro goblet con and you like it's like the most hardcore yeah they have this beautiful music video where this this dis goblin they created as like a symbol of the band you know this is the music video has the Goblin who takes a most beautiful girl in the office like out of date yeah and of course you start hitting on another guy from the office yeah and you see like the Goblin get like sad and you think like NAS poor Goblin and then of course in the standard of what a goblin would do he takes him in the parking lot and just like claws his face off with our metal is that kind of it's like that kind of psyche that brandon has like these these moments of like crazy chaotic beautiful soft quiet amazing loud big huge he just has I think he just knows how to write those ride those waves really what I like also like I did a movie about five months ago I'm going to name what it is I told rector I'm not gonna say it but the director you know I just hated them I [ __ ] like as you do we see a dick if this is him the first movie he's ever directed right right any countries amigos ah you're doing it wrong he's Asian but that was a should do that again Riza kids get his American too okay so let me just do it the way I'm doing it yeah yeah yeah you're doing it wrong I go what do you mean I want you to do this and he puts his hand up like this like a t-rex he starts walking it goes and he does this accent like this is I want you to do it like this why yeah I go that's not real well I'm not going to tell you what was the character supposed to be doing regular guy yeah but every road every note was like that's not right so you don't what you do in those situations view follow do you you have to you have to but you know what's so funny is I only hope I can get to a level my career where you can when people can just quit that stuff I'm so impressed when someone's like I'm not doing it I'm leaving right Robert De Niro did like a PSA right and some he didn't have a lot of time to do it it's on YouTube you want to see it he does it a you know check out this website this and this and this and the director is new and young he goes he do with more emotion oh okay Robert undergoes no I just walked off screen no that's where I want to go yes when you know your point of no I'm gonna leave yeah I get that was that guys okay and I'd have to like yeah it's embarrassing but Brandon though has the kind of notes I love because they they make sense yeah just listen more right in this thing because of the fact that and then just take a bead these are things I understand right yes maybe you should do it a little faster because we're cutting to this like just things that he's gonna do next to fit the edit or whatever right you're like these are clear things I can understand yeah but sometimes directors are just so vague and you can there's a sense of like animal practice same thing this director goes do to face like this and I go I went up to the Russo brothers I go I'm not doing that because my instincts right and if yeah you what you did was right and they told him I know that he hasn't been a lot of sitcoms and I know you've never seen him before but he's really funny so just let me do it so he comes up to me the drugs and goes just do what you do how's that works thank God yeah I had to do at that point because I'm not gonna be on national TV and doing a phrase like this you don't need to do it yeah but you think you like a young guy like you if you get if you got a show they give you [ __ ] notes like that and then you have to do it because you have no power you also can't say anything back it's not you go well what if I do it this way and they're like haha pictures up I've had that and you ready nightmares or no no no I mean i-i've without saying any names or anything idea I've just had I've had directors that the right away that we both know we don't like each other in in the sense of like this I don't yeah you don't like what I do and I don't really you know I mean it's just it's not it's nothing personal it's just like it's this door just we're just two separate entities well that's that's the worst day work that's so that is worse than a 15 16 hour workday if it's a two hours of that that's my [ __ ] living nightmare tonight that's worse than the longest day shooting till 5:00 in the morning all night long that doesn't bother me when that thing happens whoa I can't get out of my quality of this you do a scene that cut and then you can see everyone in video village yeah right check and they're just doing like [Laughter] destroying [ __ ] screaming at somebody nobody's crying right I guess you're closed up and you're like you're looking you can't see anything but you could we were witnessing it is it okay I can't fired yeah yeah I'll tell this was my favorite when I did that pilot her mixology was shot by Larry Charles who's probably won a Louisville direct I've all about them and he was so good and confident that this is my favorite thing Network you know ABC was upstairs you know it's like all these suits you know I mean we should this pilot and and this is my favorite none of these execs wanted to come give notes to Larry Charles like I mean who out they don't want to say it is they send down some poor little kids but like poor PA saw your end god dude his face down the stairwell from upstairs every time I was like oh yay we get to Larry and be like oh mr. Charles some of the people have stairs if they were wondering maybe are you gonna go tighter on this never you going to do this in tighter oh and you would just see him he would stare at the kid for like a minute and not say anything and then go I'll be fine and then I could not just be like yeah okay and then run away and that was my that was my favorite way to see a director deal with like a network like I'll do what I don't I'm gonna do whatever I'm gonna do you know why though he is the best because I'm opinions but I know my opinion is this he he he respects when he hires people yeah he knows what they can do right when I did that one thing with the Billy Crystal thing that he did with Josh gasps yeah yeah um Billy like we should rehearse it and Bobby maybe he should in a Larry basically I've done was in the dictator and he directed me in curve he's acknowledged doing that's huge you right and you're kind of gone and you kind of go oh that's [ __ ] awesome yeah well you do right you you inherently are going to be better than for some reason you're like oh well I'm gonna be [ __ ] awesome in this scene just because you're not worried about what fifty people have told one person to like try to formulate that's it's like so it's like so much information that you're like ah [ __ ] that's when you're by far the worst at whatever you've done is when too much is happening also he doesn't look like a director that's what he looks like a hobo he looks like is like a road dog he look like me yeah like Rocky Top like guitar like carrier Road dog a long beard long hair but the way he talks and the way he dresses it and everything about him is like oh it's the same way like Rick Rubin you know people like look at like like this queer guru that like just he just like is so unique that you're like well he must be [ __ ] look like so it on his own yeah yeah but he was he was probably one of my best and and I and I give a lot of props at Roy Miller Troy Troy Troy was the guy that got me on the reboot of Curb basically he told her what he was like you got a uh I said Kurt I meant arrested you said curve and they got into my head yeah the second season of arrested about this new upping I did that too yeah yeah oh yeah intro so I corrected my Comedy Central pilot he's the reason that I got out of there and he's another one of those guys it's really really good yeah it affects funny people yeah and it's just like I've worked with him many times like whatever you want man you're funny yeah that's the best way I know people don't like listening to show business talk I think you're wrong I think they do you do I think they don't have a choice hey you're gonna get married I'm already I already did it so I mean you got the congratulations and thank you very much yeah thank you very much great I met her a couple times you know the only problem I truly have with her is her weight a heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy 1g pregnant no no no that's the problem that may be together how long did you wait before proposing I didn't even propose it was kind of like an unfortunate conversation where she's like me can't marry it was kind of like that no I did we um we do it that way that's how we've been doing it you would just tell me I I need if you don't marry me about this day then when I can't can't I don't like oh no I waited and college I let's just go another okay let's do it thank you so much for keeping that give you that leeway yeah that's really I don't know how to do it put in a bottle of water and drink it I don't I beg you not to propose to me I don't think I can take you serious I need to see Alaska you just wanted to be get married it's like let's just get marry this I don't even want to get married necessarily right if just one day unless you meet the right guy [Music] hey man yeah I don't know long before well we've known each other for a long time and then we dated for a long time so we we didn't even talk about marriage I mean what we known each other for eight years no I thought a long time yeah as a couple or as friends well no as a couple we went through some you know the in and outs of couple isms you know like I mean we had those we had that stream of like I think most people do after a long period time but actually we had a conversation about marriage and family and kids and we were kind of both on this weird like maybe do we do we I mean I we both were kind of like that about it how like I don't know yeah yes yeah the only thing we knew we wanted to do was not get I didn't want a big I don't like nuts stuff drives that stuff making me gives me anxiety yeah so we [ __ ] went down to Costa Rica with literally our family having a family and we rented this big [ __ ] house and we just party for exactly how I want everyone you want he wants to have a massive wedding and it's a I don't know why or how a big one I want to have like an Indian wedding where they come in on a horse yeah yeah and I was going to write down one bite and who doesn't show up oh I'm being real I'm one of those guys really yeah I'm one of those guys if I died if I died and there's a heaven before I enter the pearly gates I'm gonna hold up and I would split up some some clouds to see who attends the funeral and it's like Chris D'Elia head was shooting a movie and he decides to shoot the movie well he won't be shooting in August but I'm gonna be one of those guys I'm gonna okay that doesn't show like if you did like and and I would wait for you to die and then when you come to die and come to the pool guys I won't even enter I'll be there the whole time what the [ __ ] by the way the way you say pearly gates is no Asian and cute black put on a gate that you Cody Gate restaurant would you do really end up forever you say um yeah I do I unfortunately think so I think it's just such a [ __ ] curse but I love it but it's also yeah I think like someone said in some interview I did about the special some guy was like what if people only know you as an actor does that bother you and I was like I don't give a [ __ ] how you know me and I don't care if you if you like what it is then that's great if someone says I've never seen your stand-up but I love you as an actor that's not going to bother me yeah but but I think I'll never get away from it Ilia I think I first saw you yeah when we Delia's like let's check this guy out and we sat and watched you and we both turned to each other and said yeah he's got it how old are you when you came from Chicago you're one Colleen thank you very much hey Bea yes you're welcome read I couldn't say thank you guys I was going to answer maybe shouts out I ended yeah candle night no see see what he does all right I'm gonna say it again babe - hold up a second okay I love you oh I hate you I know I know I needed your mansplaining right now but stop and he uses I love you at the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah so I remember the first time all right I'm ready first time I saw you me and Chris D'Elia and then when you're on we turn to each other and we said yeah that guy's got it thank you so much Bobby that means a lot to me really feels good but you know I love you for that I really do yeah bobby was a big proponent of poppin all the cops a Comedy Store uh taking any sort of liking to me have when did you get past at a store how old are you I got past what god I don't know five years ago six years ago I don't even I don't really know there was a vagueness going on at that place at the time because I was coming and going because tommy was a guy that was still there it was getting yeah so there was a lot of Kay there was a lot of we're the store right now is a is the best I've ever seen a comedy club ever ever ever ever it is creepy almost it is almost too good we have an extra special that you are in a show that's about the history of the comedy store it was a lot of pressure yeah it felt [ __ ] super it felt like the biggest weight was like on my shoulder I hated that about it I was so [ __ ] excited it was like it was surreal but I was also like it hit me one day I was literally walking to the club because I live in the neighborhood and I had this just discussing a level of anxiety because I was like oh [ __ ] I have to make a show about this place and what if people [ __ ] hate it what if it's so [ __ ] bad that everyone's like oh my god why would you do that and you don't I mean like yeah I was so worried about giving it a bad name and what character do you play from the well see the beauty of show it's based on this book called I'm dying up here it's a great book people should read it and it's based on a book so when people will be like it's not like a book it's like well we don't do scenes from the [ __ ] book like there's a lot of different stuff and our Club on the show isn't the Comedy Store we are based on the world of that time period right for many reasons what a woman what's her name the cad amir water issues you mislead see she plays gold eagle issue which is mid take right I can't say that you can well it's because in case I have to work with her I don't want her I don't want this to come back I'm gonna say this though is that I'm saying a factual thing is it a pizza pie if it's about if it's about I'm dying up here yes which is about the store yes and if there's a woman running a [ __ ] Club yeah that injured yeah that's definitely yes you're right it's about how does she get in oh the walker just love drop the rock alright yeah it's about the Comedy Store yeah okay yeah no no no no so arm let me ask you this no no no no you're good but no no let me say this yeah so that so the um that's fine hi hi hi so the the all the characters are original and they're just like based on so mine is based on quote-unquote Bill Hicks that's basic you don't I mean like hey I hate saying it because I know comedy nerds are like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my characters from Detroit another mark pad yes they are yeah yeah yeah of course Eric Griffin is playing dr. Warfield yeah just a big fat black guy woman yeah guitar we got to get into one day Eric Griffin's dating life but um you know you got to get a girlfriend soon I think you know he's on the apps you're on all the apps I use on the app well then I get him on he's because I can't I cannot then over ten years I he's gotta go girlfriend oh yeah yeah lock it down yeah here's a lock it down because he's right now he's playing Morrissey and I can't do it you know well what was Jim Carrey like though if you've heard if you don't know die I'm dying up here it's produced by Jim Carrey yes if you if you know that phrase when someone says uh don't meet your heroes because they'll let you down yeah you know that phrase yeah it's the exact opposite with him cool and I mean that wholeheartedly it was the first person that I met when I when I that I grew up like admiring to a level of like you know creepiness yeah you might emulated him in every way and then when I met him it was like he lived up to all the things that I had kind of hoped yeah he was nice sweet smart he's Coast kind and very [ __ ] very [ __ ] funny unapologetically funny and ever and he's not doing it to put on a show you know I mean like you I never once it I feel like Jim was like trying to do it for the crowd yeah I mean no not it he was just his way of thinking is inherently unique and funny and he was the [ __ ] man I think he's you know I think he's the best and he contributed so many stories to the show which is why I think it's a special show like a lot of the stories on the show that you watch or his real-life dude like two characters live in a closet the pilot he lived in the car Holly we I yeah um you know like all these like little weird stories I don't want to give away any the storylines but there's a lot of [ __ ] that have it in the show that if it seems like a pretty unique thing it's probably from him if you watch the show and you're like did that really happen I bet you at his store a storyline that he had but he comes from the 80s right the late 80s where well late 1770s yeah yeah late everybody was there during the idiots all right and that was the first real heyday Auto Comedy Store right so then you know he would go up like with Damon Wayans and all those guys at the end of the night and everyone was there like the lineups were stacked it was insane and it was a magical place to be and then what I started in the 90s it completely died everyone on the line of his people that will never say on TV and it was terrible and I feel like now just by being a part of those lineups and stuff I mean I've got I'm back on shows because I feel like I'm reaping the benefits generally around what the comedy stories fortune really yeah it's like the waiting game though you know what I mean like your talent never went away you were always just as talented if not more talented now you're welcome and and and yet it is a it's a cyclical thing Google thing I think now that it's come back people that are talented are getting recognized more because of that play why but for years there's guys that were super talented that the industry didn't give a [ __ ] about it's also cause dude I mean and I hope this isn't true but I'd I hope this big bubble doesn't pop but comedy bubble is so big right now like everyone is like sucking comedy off like every special every week it's like yeah it's it's I don't know if it's too much a little saturated it's a lot area I love it because we're we're definitely getting some comeuppance but it's it's a shitload but you know what doing all those things that are hot not I've been in it for over twenty years no it's way more than 20 [Laughter] and I've had years of just nothingness I just you know the real goal is not to quit I'm just gonna stay in it and if it can happen that you know I mean you just gotta want to stay in the water when you say it happens it already happen don't you think it's in also happen for me it's happening it hasn't happened for me it's happening continually it may or may not think about it from a perspective of someone who wants to even try to do calm I understand that but I understand but see with that argument never sits well with me because I've made choices and I know my abilities it doesn't [ __ ] okay let's put it like this real you're not doing stand-up right now in this energy alternate you and another SIA what what are you doing dead dead probably okay um so it's not happening oh yeah I know but I gotta stop what you're saying now with that argument is is that I was just walking down the street yeah and somebody came up to me and said hey I'm mr. Hollywood you want to be on chose Steve Hollywood or Dave holidays yeah Steve such a day as a day it's a Jew afore me but no no what I'm well know what I said but what the truth though is is that people go yeah you should be grateful for what you have you do killing it or whatever that I'm just no what are you saying that what I'm saying is I know that I wouldn't be in a position in my life that I'm at right now which I feel very grateful for if I was not doing stand-up right okay so I will of course you and you did everything you want you did but I'm just saying you've already made it because you're making a life doing exactly what you were supposed to do you were born to be an entertainer right okay yeah it always straddles the line between in gratitude or humility I can never quite tell with them I think it comes more from the humility side of it though where it is my guilt it's like this quits like a guilt you a guilt it's guilt yeah look at the way you live and look at the things that you have and not not not not not monetary I'm talking about us look at the life that you have I'm just saying I'm one of you think I would have this life if you didn't do what you did I'm going to show you something right now and I'll tell you why you are making noodles in some little shop Adam where you know you have a hurry gay hurry can ya welcome to Perry gay Snoodle you would be making noodle soup no all I'm saying is I think when someone says to me here you know why I think like this Bobby for real yeah when someone back home from Chicago when like a not a friend but like someone with a high school with or something and they run into me someone they're like dude I [ __ ] hope you make it dude that reira Minds me that it's like I've already [ __ ] I pay my life I pay my life by doing the thing that I like right and I made it when I [ __ ] I'll tell you when I made it quote-unquote in my brain is the day that I quit my [ __ ] day job on their friggin see like I cried and laughed and I was like manic where were you I was in an office on Wilshire Boulevard working for this music company like a [ __ ] like a desk [ __ ] you know I was a desk [ __ ] yeah I got the phone call that I booked this like hosty job that I knew was just enough money for one year to make to let me quit you know anyway I guaranteed year and the woman called me to tell me I booked the thing and I'm not I'm not exaggerating I threw the phone through the phone and I ran down the stairwell yeah eight widow the whole time I fairway I ran down the gaya Iran on stairwell and I'm not I'm not exaggerating on Wilshire across from like where the e building is or what everybody outfit I ran all the way down to Highland I ran I ran this I just kept running because I was like laughing and was that it was so excited I was like I quit I get to quit I get the [ __ ] quit [ __ ] it was so good while and I walked right back you're a ride Andrew I know all right but I'm gonna tell you why you're wrong okay after that story yes I went a high school in Maui high school Holloway I know a highway high and on Facebook someone said someone got inducted into their Hall of Fame oh my [ __ ] this end oh it's a [ __ ] I'm saying yes go home gay and I'm not in it in the Hall of Fame you want to be in the POW way out you know who's in it who I'll show you who Matthew fy'y Souter who's that why is he done I don't know now he's he's a doctor and he's also a violinist Oh Matthew five yeah yeah yeah yeah bit Goodell okay David goda he's a golf goof off golf all families he made science and business is he part of the golf goof-off coalition what my point is I have not made it until I'm in this Hall of Fame look at me look at me yeah look at me yeah okay but you know what he stand by my point what did I do you know what he did you know what this [ __ ] ask what I think Monica of the high school know some guy somebody had written what no Bobby Lee so-and-so in like tagged him in it right true and so some guy then oh yeah what about Hector Maldonado [ __ ] is any other guitarist for some reason that kid was always a sweetheart and a talented player and then Hector Maldonado writes thanks Norah kind of you to say Bobby wanted to reply to the whole post yes but I didn't like to that now I know well Donato I think what the [ __ ] I go what the [ __ ] and then you race it back to me and he goes oh god I put it on the wrong slot how do you delete it so easy yeah we're scramble I'm sweating did MALDI ever find out I don't know I think was on a night long I hang on for 5 min I guess well here's it now he's gonna hear it now I don't care now because I he now he knows it was a mistake that's right I'm not saying Hector Malin I don't have ever heard of you I'm sure you're famous great guitarist I was on a national TV show for eight years and I'm unintelligible national TV transmitter but a bunch of movies it's fine I'm sure you're going to play the piano yes and also so I can do what you do 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world-class athlete I went to school with like nine pro football players two Olympians they would [ __ ] never put me at they were no amazing athletes and then goof ball not GU fall down land on that laughs no stop okay pro athletes people have played in a superb I don't give a [ __ ] because let me say this alright what that's eight years of a career in pro athlete life yeah ten years maybe yeah most of them don't win big trophies apron is my favorite kind of food in the world is my favorite kind of food one more time hey is my favorite gonna know we're fresh it's good it's crappy it's nice affordable variety flexible and easy no really seriously cuz we're great things I make kalila cook me blue apron every day we have on maker make it as soon as we received a box legged bacon yeah and I reaches what the last one pork ramen pork ramen yeah was so L Dilisio shows yes yes yeah but you know what it's like you know it you can feel the freshness in your body well they team up with a 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that high school how annoying that is the hottest role in a world when you're high school yeah no one's on that Hall of Fame and no one will ever get on it for her yeah well she might even get it affect how high that's true that's true if Poway high holds true to their [ __ ] [ __ ] standards but do you know why they're not gonna ever nominate me because I thought no I graduated from that school for years but the reason why is because all these guys are outstanding in their community they're good guys what do you mean you're except not guy I know but in high school I went to three rehabs I got kicked out twice so but I still graduated from that I came back and I get it but I don't think that I'm the kind of image they want to put out there either even even come along so I think that that's the reason why all these guys are shirt stalkers maybe both of you guys linger actually graduate I did go away hilum or in my [ __ ] case over yet you have an empty diplomat hand oh I have it right here I [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you had to go blow a [ __ ] [ __ ] I got [ __ ] I've got a fluffy diploma in my [ __ ] bag your graduation you hadn't actually graduated you I [ __ ] walked a lie [ __ ] you got an empty diploma right oh my gosh officer can I go Kate here what happens probably high like I said is it a is it a notable school oh yeah they have like every wrestling I think we're like big and wrestling you a nice to get that you want to be in the wrestling schools all yeah I was on the team so my do you were yeah yeah why would I do I was on the [ __ ] tennis team too well I went I tell so with you are you so weak and malleable why does your a weight different weight class I know so you're 20 years younger than I am it's I think it's like a man thing more than anything it's like a second you know you know while all things all the things funny that's why I do make a nut nut and yeah you know what it is what if any a man yeah versus okay a lot baby at the end of the [ __ ] show we do a male and they ask a question we had okay are you doing Eric Griffin program program on the board okay what is it what what is it I'm hopeful not helpful advice they email us on help advice with Bobby kalila and Eli from crafty in 2009 all right what all right hi guys I eat clean for most of the week but always have a day where I eat over 3,000 calories of junk food who cares it's a never-ending it's a never-ending cycle of either under eating or overeating I suffer from depression and OCD welcome to [ __ ] life the only time I feel good is when I eat this is not how I want to live anymore I'm around a 123 pounds at five three if the guilt is too much I make myself throw up or like crazy help me Andrew Santino why are you reading that so I have to give real advice human being first of all powerful ones unhelpful yeah that's a real person or you made it please tell me email data Roper is a real person we get serious Queens okay he's a hundred twenty-three pounds finally think she's fat he's five three I'm five four I'm 170 and he thinks he's perfect little too average wait a minute five four yeah what lift by three an hour just once I want to take you to like I want to take you to Six Flags so we you can't get on something right no it's not even that it won't be me the height it'll be your belly won't be able to close the [ __ ] thing that comes over the thing that's all hurt I can't I can't say anything meeting doesn't really hurt I can't say mean to see you're helpful helpful advice I mean we see that's funny about [ __ ] it's a guy didn't specify can I tell you why I can't be mean because this is kind of heartbreaking I can't be [ __ ] mean I can't mean if someone that has like selfish listen if it was just a depression you should have stopped there because that I can but someone has a real eating disorder that that's not that's like [ __ ] that's correct that's like dead I don't know what to say besides like you need to get [ __ ] honest serious help and also know that but to the depression thing I can answer that everyone is depressed ever ah at some level has a level of depression I don't believe that everyone is anyone's void of it you have levels of happiness and sadness I would say read a book called some that's a that's a piece of advice it was a book on what some s um it'll be good it's amazing some gives you 40 different scenarios of what the afterlife might be like gives you perspective on the now you believe in God I believe in I don't believe a person exists in the sky no I think that what do you believe the Lord does that's a person as well and no I don't think it's a man who wears sandals okay uh I think um no I don't believe I don't believe in a person I believe that you I believe that the [ __ ] universe is right we had Andrew Santino I was amazing so much I believe that I believe if there is a God it's a tiny little asian baby and then you kiss it on the nose Oh God then you burn in hell forever after that that's it I have to read this one more since we missed a Memorial Day and Veterans Day and we never pay homage to the Troops I have to read this because I'm obligated to hey this is from Greyson surges hey Tiger belly first let me just say it's truly anyway my name is Grayson and my lovely fiance's name is Mariana and we're both 26 years old from Savannah Georgia unfortunately I'm currently serving in Iraq and Syria and will be for the next few months still haven't missed an episode by the way so obviously that is difficult for Mariana with a staunch time difference and taxing mission requirements it has been hard for me to make her days as special as she deserves I was hoping y'all could keep you all could help me with that would y'all please give her a shout out on the podcast telling her that I love her and that I can't wait to be home with her oh sure that would be amazing hey thanks for all you do love Greyson so everybody Thank You grant - Mariana Mariana yes Mariana's his fiancee and his name is grayson mariana Bobbili here slap King killing the game good guess we can meet again oh thanks we can scoot my point is this is that which has been Greyson creation of Mariana Mariana Greyson loves you very much and he will be home one day and he will be with you but he is with you now in spirit because his love is otherworldly it's based on science Maryana that coming from a guy who isn't in the Poway high school Hall of Fame so yeah so Mariana seriously he loves you very much we let her huh it really it was really true you know what that's that's [ __ ] that was the coolest way that could have happened you know when someone asks for something why and it's like too much and you're like what what you want yeah yeah that was like just a nice like hey can you give a shout-out I miss the person that I love her you know because I'm over doing the thing that [ __ ] but uh people like Andrew Santino would never could never [ __ ] do you are probably one of the most intrinsically funny guys I've ever met you're very funny or a nice guy and I'm just so glad you did a podcast you were amazing I'm so happy because I want to come on here so bad because I love you all so I think at all that we're supposed to do it but we change for you you're pretty too nice man yeah but um you're great and can you plug me real fast yeah what do you need and watch just watch just watch the show times I'm dying up here and my specials on there called home-field advantage if you watch home-field advantage Andrew Santino's Showtime yep watch the TV show I'm dying up here with Andrew my friend al magical and fat back fat black Sunday doing ESPN HS Sundays at 10:00 p.m. yeah watch my special on the streaming app and also how many episodes 1 & 2 have been I wanted to RL right now yeah you watch 1 & 2 my shirts off into obviously a shirts off I'm having a hidden oh really now your phone like yeah but you don't have a you know a podcast do you I don't I don't because I'm not I mean I would never be good at it you know you would want to know I mean I don't know how to I don't know how to like where do you what did you dig up these guys I don't know where you make your studios is my producer amazing but like I don't even know how to yeah okay what the fine storage produces yeah if you ever if you ever want to do one of the jords can help you I would love that but on thank you so much you are amazing and everyone's going to watch your show and that's great good thank you so much Kela round of applause hey we'll be wreck with the cleaning the house yeah and we're back with some housecleaning really quick I just want to thank everyone who sent in emails there are so many emails regarding George's devil breath situation so thank you for sending over the consensus amongst all of us if you guys didn't already watch there's a there's a vice documentary riah bout the most dangerous drug on earth which is scopolamine aka burundanga or aka The Devil's breasts planets used heavily in criminal activity in Colombia to basically rob people now I wasn't familiar I am familiar with scopolamine and very very minut amounts because they give it to people as transdermal patches behind the ear for nausea or not for nausea for like my stepdad uses it for a motion sickness but I didn't know that in larger amounts they use it as that now I'm trying to figure out like maybe it was my food was it somehow in my first drink I mean very easy so in the documentary they said it's as easy as someone coming up to your even smelling it is enough or you're blowing it like that in someone's face yeah because could it have been if it was my first drink that makes a lot more sense why I was so gullible later on I mean that's an easy way to look at my fears about what scares me the most is that per the documentary this is a very deadly drug you could have easily died given a little bit more yeah you know and I mean imagine if we had never heard from you again George and this is why I have to yell at you like a mother right now I haven't told my mom I don't want to get yelled at I'm gonna send her this he has heard of this drug before going to Colombia he was aware but then he said oh that's just hyped up news oh yeah that's just vice - things up I'm sure because that's what Vice does they hype up the news please they make things exciting there's you know there is neutral as we can get they talk about exciting things it's a cool repo yeah yeah it's cool news well you got borin danged okay yeah lots of verbs or in dumb God yeah and you woke up his own piss so guys if you're traveling either going to Colombia guys take a second pair of pants that's all I got to tell you but this isn't even something that people use recreationally it's not even a fun drug for this purpose yeah it's just for criminal activity and for transdermal patches I guess so George you're never allowed to travel alone again ever what has been decided and you're not allowed to hang out with aspiring rappers or DJs ever again ever again named Xavier but thank you everybody who emailed us and let me know in the comments that George was a fool and but he will never do it again he promised but he's a handsome fool very handsome 400 yeah at least you got attention from some Colombian girls in the beginning of your treasure room Robbie Arecibo and he pissed on you mmm a minute with koloko real quick one really quick the past UFC 213 is that correct yeah to 13 with up to 12 o to 12 with Jose Aldo and max black Holloway also Karolina kowalko would never come well can we go Coco vocal which they say Kowal cave it's nichole cannot that's how like annex is it KK Karolina yeah with Karolina versus Claudia Candela you good yeah and what other fights were that it was Erik Silva against Yancy Medeiros Madero I was a really good one and I mean that's the main your thoughts on it was one well first name lightning main card featherweight title to featherweight titles on the line for unify it I was pulling for max the whole time even though I felt like damn josée he's in hometown he has all just so many people support him he feeds off that he loves that whole Rio crowd is also a lot of pressure a lot of pressure but a lot of pressure to have to perform in your home crowd and not disappoint them and he had such a thundering loss against Conor McGregor that you kind of want to you know you want to avenge that loss so badly especially in front of your home crowd and get that belt back and that didn't happen for him because max is young max is fierce and Max cannot be stopped and Hawaii yeah and he's just good you know good kid and Bobby was rooting for Jose Aldo and I was too because you don't want to see a champion go down like that in his hometown but also I will say that's the best he looked physically I'm oh no it was a great right and then also just his technique never seen Jose a sharper ever like yeah even when he was younger you wouldn't know lost me still lost look he's still manolio 30 he's only 30 still but he's balding like he's 50 like hey man he evolving I still have think he's I still think he's in tip-top shape he looked like he was in his prime very much and I would love even to see a rematch down the road because that was a very exciting fight and you know it just so happened that he got caught I mean he had that first round for sure second Maxine up picked up some see ya he was taunting at the end of the second round max I was like oh [ __ ] is gonna knock them out but then third max just took it another level of confidence yeah but max is also not a newbie in the game he's been fighting since music 7 years old UFC first fight with Dustin Poirier yeah for fights in his career whoo yes oh you've got those nerves out the way and I would have been happy with whatever outcome I'm just glad it wasn't like a 13 second knock out because I hate those types of fights and then co-main event co-main what Karolina vs. Claudia and it was kind of a bummer I wanted to see longer I wanted to see five rounds of stand-up exchange because those girls can really bang in Claudia too which was surprising even with universe' when Karolina fought yo wanna keep boxing man that girl doesn't bleed the girl doesn't bleed she doesn't win so there's like she's almost just she's miles the whole team yeah so I was really looking forward to just watching them go at it on their feet for a long time but Karolina made a mistake and she got submitted and it was a bummer because the fight was short and you we didn't get to really see the full you know set of skills at both those girls have except I mean but go be fair Claudia submitted her that was a very credential she got her down yeah I thought it looked so good her but she switched camp which can now lure here yeah she got good with her cardio she's starting to play by the rules of a real MMA fighter and she's not resisting that change and that's really really good for improvement I was really bad eyes before you on it I'd love to see the ring yeah now not now because you wanna will probably fight Rhodes right row and it would be over like Karolina should probably take after you wanna and probably not change camp but a little one they look look at you wanna she trains with the [ __ ] best wrestling coach in the country ATT you just got a tweak it where you need to because that's the only way you're going to improve you can't stay in one camp forever and think you're going to stay champion forever what's your Connor oh yeah but he's still getting tips from so many different people he trains and different you know so my take on it local girls great car really fun card uh-oh really quick before we go uh you see Wonder Woman I did we can talk about it until next week I thought it was good I cried twice you had an opening scene and then to get pleasure you said calm the [ __ ] down you're a girl at home on petunia we're not a Paulette uh what's her name I forget her a tune you I'm Claire underwood yeah Robert arrived we're going to talk about that next week so Bobby can chime in on that if if you guys live in Seattle Bobby and I will be there this weekend that's the 8th through the 10th right mm-hmm right so it's something like that yeah yeah yeah 8th through the 10th go to Bobby Lee live.com and look for other tour dates he will also be in Charlotte North Carolina two weeks from now cool and make sure you follow us on Instagram it at Tiger belly on Twitter at Tiger belly and email us any questions you may have for whatever or unhelpful advice at the tiger belly at gmail.com if you want your question to get pick the best way to do it is do a smaller explanation and get to the question and you should those get picked um towards where can we follow you uh George underscore Kimmel on Instagram and you can follow call at all social media at calamity cane as KJ L AM ity bird it's a favorite kind of food in the world you have we have the harmony man no you did I get a log record of your 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Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, andrew santino, i'm dying up here, home field advantage, showtime, bad movies, mma minute, the room, funny, comedy, stand up

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Length: 87min 3sec (5223 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 08 2017