A Family Affair | TigerBelly 100

[Music] five four three two one hey everybody guess what what nothing nothing hey everybody guess what what donut my away hey everybody guess what what ching chong ching chong hey everybody guess what what 100 episodes Wow and I am so excited to be here I think I'm lying I think I think there's a lot of pressure on me right now why and I feel just overwhelmed with all the stress because you know I feel like people think that's 100 episodes was episode supposed to be like magical or something but it's not going to be oh it is going to be what it is come okay and I want to say this to you all of you in the room and outside of the world may peace enter your heart may joy and serenity seep inside your eyes so that you may see the light and I appreciate all of you listeners may God be with you and I've been reflecting a lot about us as a group as a family as an army and on on the captain mm-hmm I just want to throw that out there yeah and slap King and earth and Bobby all that stuff but we know we all met in different times and there's an origin to this podcast there's a mythology to it and I'd like to talk about how we all met and how this podcast got started and I know a lot of people that be listening to us over the last year you kind of know but [ __ ] it we're doing it anyway and I wanted to start off with the way I met George you were George before me huh I did yeah even on George longer then what happened was on when they were starting maker studios I think I came in and they wanted to sign me up to do videos and stuff and I came in and they said what about this Terrica all these people have producers and I could see one guy raised his hand and go I want to do it but he had the Timothy McVeigh vibe uhand he looked like he had a u-haul and he was like making bombs he looked like he had a u-haul yeah yeah yeah how do you I honestly when I have to get your George I was like that everywhere anyone but him like I'll take you in the gardener I do not want him just BAM I'm here and I said it based on energy appearance skin color all of it kids I'm like I can't do it and then like a couple of months you do some videos and people leave Jerrica they're doing this Mickey is gone all of these people leave right and then through just the years George was left persisted persistence progresses yeah that's true and the reason why I like him now is because you can tell that he's into it and he has changed our lives for the better he is helping my brother out immensely and um I hated you but I think there's a little love there now so I met George and then um I met kalila alpha tinder and like a real that's not like hi we're open atrium what can I paint you the scenario of how I swipe left how I swiped left how I was actually in bed with a boy named Cal I remember him really yeah I met him oh yeah so I was having you know I at this point in my life always wondered because like Bobby lives up here and you were living down in Long Beach so I was like either her range was set to really far yeah or she was near here some no no she was her weight was how old was I 27 so he lied about his age he because I was only searching up until 40 so I was going I think my range was like 32 to 40 years old wrong that's exactly what you're doing you have to lie on the [ __ ] thing and do 10 22 yeah yeah so he lied and said he was 37 yeah nice can you let the dog in you know thank you all right your dog and I just put in my life I had just you know been having like casual like hookups with guys so I've been seeing this guy for like man a meathead night he was a meathead but he's thick like a sickle bulky body bill a young 22 sink sink bein with no mask oh okay buddy come on about big thicker white dude yeah and he is young 22 years old yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah and there's a little acne in it oh boy oh yah yah yah I had a chain vici quickie boy we could come yeah like that and he got older one yeah and I think that we had just finished hooking up through tinder yeah I really didn't care about him that much and I think that I was very clear with him that I wanted nothing more than just you know physical relationship and so I saw Bobby's name and I even turned it I was probably naked and I put my I showed him my phone I was like oh my god look who it is I'm gonna swipe left I swipe right I mean is that good right good right I just think that we were going to mass of course Wow Wow you see yeah I didn't think that you would saw swept right that's where I was yeah I mean there's no way about no because I know how about I'll give it I've seen man tinder they just swipe right at everything I don't discriminate I think when they're a little bit more so yes oh yeah I do um and so dick is so dead I ain't got to be complexed [ __ ] for me very hard right and so that's how it was I showed it to him and we match and I was like oh my god Cal look Y matched web and he was at wow that's crazy and yeah [ __ ] you Scott oh yeah that was the beginning of it and I remember meeting Cal at your one of your birthday parties and what karaoke now yeah so I saw him and I could tell that he was like with her I know like with me I know but he was there and I had sex with him right yeah but I do oh I knew that there was something there you're cute right you really kill yeah and I'm just lying uh I don't want to compete with the [ __ ] dishes Mike okay and then she broke up with me on Facebook once uh how do you were skip to that I go from there to there yeah she broke up we did this when two months not within a month of dating him I don't want to get into it okay personal no exam but when a month of dating him I had some like weird symptoms and I went to go get a CT scan and they found a mass in my lungs there was a huge mass in my lungs and in my head I was like I remember when the doctor told me the news she was like hey it doesn't look good this is what's going on and in my head I was like oh my god I have lung cancer and I'm only 27 years old I was like how did this happen but then so I had just started seeing him 3 weeks into it like I don't want to get into a relationship with anyone like I want to focus on like feeling better I just assumed it was something bad so I over Facebook I was okay um so yeah I don't want to see you anymore yeah was crazy yeah and I rarely check my facebook to show how I got it but um and then he was like really crazy I don't care if you're not like if you're sick or whatever turned out to be benign thank God but um that's how yeah and then can we move on beyond you and me no we're still at you and me yeah and then what happened after that was then when did we commit though January no no we committed already verbally but we here's how I know though that I think oh you're a piece of [ __ ] doesn't mean how I know I go this was the right one because I did the worst thing you could possibly do well as she still stayed with me I announced I announced her abortion on David chose podcast oh yeah she was that they abortion clinic that's your litmus for knowing that she said yeah and when she didn't break up with me I'm like she's the one she stayed in it because that's a lot of [ __ ] you have to deal with oh god the internet yeah I told my brother I go do it relationship there's like what how much [ __ ] the other one can take she she has a threshold for [ __ ] like a deep chasm here yet you because of the kind of [ __ ] that I do is like unbearable you go deep I go so deep and she's just like I'm gonna have to let it go this is what it is right so that's how I know and then how did you meet Gilbert koala well that's not before we even met you you guys really did something together right so um in a podcast without my permission he goes on David shows podcast he says yeah my girlfriend now needs two dicks to come so he tells a story about how I remember that how previously I was really creepy the way you know we talked about in gross what I saw I saw his face got red and happy I remember that she saw by the way it roasts by the way guys we have Dorothy at our greatest tiger belly fat joining us today she was handpicked answer so yes he goes on the podcast things like my girlfriend needs two dicks to come I remember that oh yeah it was a really and that's kind of where the whole world of POD that swear the seed was planted in my head because I Bob E's like you know what why don't you come on the show and tell your story and sort of defend yourself I went on the Sun David shows podcast didn't defend myself I ended up o standing on the story and [ __ ] myself over but and I got so much like Internet vitriol from that like this girl's a sociopath she you know she needs she basically let because I had a polyamorous relationship before I was the [ __ ] spawn of Satan basically right yeah and her tinder profile said wanderer I didn't say I would never put you that's a basic [ __ ] pull and put white girl wondering maybe yes she does no no wonder lusting I would never put you know I know you didn't because I had to ask you what you wonder loss I did not that's not what I buy you anyway it did but let's move on to active the fact but move on wonder loss USA was i Abbas ik [ __ ] like yeah I wonder locked GV so that we went on the podcast and that's when the idea of even I never even understood like the world of podcasting uh-huh and then I and we did that I was like oh maybe we can down the road this is something that I would be interested in in not doing for myself and even like producing or being a part of so then she one day said I want to do one I didn't want to do one because I was going to do them with fat black Erik Griffin our Griffins that black and Eric and I went to all things comedy even had a meeting that was son you guys up right now and then he had went on the road I did and that we just never did it we just you know you live your life and just never did it and then she was like I want to do one and I want her to do one she want to do an all-girls one I think that was eventually the plan maybe her awesome some other people so we went to I remember going to Guitar Center to get some of the stuff remember I know we had a smaller mic for myself yeah we went on to holler yeah I would attach a mic to the computer on Garageband cloudy and there were no tables and I would just record and I recorded 10 episodes some with myself and some would Bobby and after the 10th 11th episode we you know we thought like good well no we thought let's just do it for real forget it yeah and then I met you Gilbert during a fight we had a fight Jenna Jenna invited you yes I Pacquiao yeah Jenna invited you without my permission yeah yeah I'm like who the [ __ ] is this butterfly of a [ __ ] Filipino bastard and you came flying into the room thank you remember that Keane owned the place also I know what I wore now I know why you say that yeah you think I was so gay I wore this show gay that's tightest pants yeah I'm like wow [ __ ] wanderlust gay dude underwater wonder left I mean dude I swear to God I thought that you were a full-blown come juggler you know I felt basic it based on my extra small hmm sure yeah I was crazy and I got it easy nice and they're like he's a comedian or he's a sketch guy no there's no way come juggler a juggler and then when we did this and you said that we needed an engineer or somebody to help us you volunteered right no he asked me a Priscilla's coffee well we had tried recording just you and I and it the the computer crashed everything went to [ __ ] and the whole hour had been lost so I was thinking to myself you know who can do this and then Jenna was like hey Gilbert's really good with computers that's all she said liar yeah but she's also shitty with computers so me being good at like helping her with email yeah right so I was like hey do you want to just sit in as a third person and just watch the program run and make sure it's running while we talk yeah that's all was just hit stop yeah hit start and then hit record you want to do that well she asked me just like Engel why do you want to do what though honestly yeah I get to meet Bobby Lee what that feels good that's didn't even know she was dating that out and then generally oh yeah she's dating like this personal Jenna to know who you are idiot she's like she's Jenna those who I am look at that time yeah I'll tell you why you went like because I'm when I first met her was at the Comedy Store years ago and when I first met her I thought she was cute right yeah but then she opens her mouth you wonder how right I wonder I wonder what [ __ ] yeah she was wondering I wonder was it yeah and so I'm like no so she knew I was because I'm friends with after convincing yeah yeah and they're friends so then um but then when you did that podcast I think I thought oh this guy's funny he kind of knows what he's doing and I think it didn't take that long for me to go okay he just should be a part of it yeah and when I had met him we met at a coffee shop for the first time even before you met Gilbert Nene and I remember I was wearing pajama pants and looking like pretty disastrous water lost under Lou and he he basically roasted me at a coffee shop you like who an L are you what are you wearing I was like really what I think but I mean out of all Jenna's friends they're all like hippies and look homeless thought you loved it and so I was like hey I kind of really like this guy is kind of like a [ __ ] kind of dude my kind of how did McVeigh get involved all they could be with a got involved you know he didn't eat his cousin left left a comment on one of our email Bobby and he didn't respond so that's never yeah you should know that no I know I know so Brice Brice left the call I stood and tagged George George why are you working on this on one of our tiger belly Instagram photos and then I replied with yeah George why aren't you because I had met George once a maker and I knew that you know you know I responded uh uh if they're ever having a hunger games for who can be Gilbert's assistant died men I was like prices you clever enough is this right enough with it will this get their attention and you are willing to be built with it I remember that Oh God anything to get in the of the foot in the door ah wonderful wonderful and Gilbert learned on the job how do ya cuz that other guy hey guys I'm not gonna say his name the other guy you guys had before we had another guy I'm not here a lot was it I come on no tell me who it is OOP oh yeah I remember him I had to learn everything from him which is all right he was the guy rise again something happened I know what happens often have a lot of things that happened yeah I came in that's how it all happened that guy's completely out of our lives I don't even even cry he's a great guy I talked to him like two two years I forgot about him yeah that's right Alec you taught me and I think what you're not taking that out know what I'm just knowing no you're not marking an idiot it's not marking Bobby he got it ready he's a very well you know what I'm gonna say his name 20 more times again he's just he was very expensive and I know at that time we could not afford him and his skill in my skills were three Hilbert's were free and even though they weren't probably very good at the time we were like [ __ ] it let's roll with Gilbert yeah you too baby yeah so that's where and and now 100 and we've had great guests to look back at who we had it's pretty good we have had Jordan stones to read D'Elia Eric Griffin twice Theo von was great we did rings Izzie remember Ari Shaffir we haven't aired that yet again that way there that is yeah Sunday night after this airs it is yeah okay because if you don't air it Yuki's gonna come after you okay what yeah he asked my number I know you understand do you understand what you're dealing with here you can't think we all yeah yes sir you're dealing with Bobby times time no it's even where it's it's comedy mafia that's a good way of putting it it's comedy mafia and you don't want to get on his bad side and that's why I've had to behave the way I've behaved you understand yeah I just survived on my friend true okay I think that we should take a quick second before we we finish up with our origin story yeah - don't ya - call a fan um where he's a he's a Christian pastor for what the Christian pastor you wanted to see a little heaven like finish it up with a prayer for us perhaps okay let me get and so did one question well do that while I get okay what's with this Oh mommy balloons and ants oh there's a question in the balloon yes give it to me put the balloon in there I'm the cake is it uh empty going on reddit says oh it's for Gilbert oh I just do it anyway all right Gilbert tell me about your experience at Second City what are some of the most valuable it attributes SC instilled on you through a comedy and theater aspect well let's gang bottoms on back I'll tell you whatever you would even wanted to use federal craft right and it's like you got to be immersed no just take classes do shows oh my god slept King bobbies yes John there we go is that [ __ ] worth it what the Second City and all that stuff I've always I've always thought that comedy institutions are the way to go growling growling second city because in this world where anyone can [ __ ] pick up a camera and do a sketch in their living room that's right it's that's what we argued about when you when you can get through the politics of an institution and rise within that environment you're being vetted by other people like The Groundlings the people that pass you are other sketch people they've been around for hundreds of years so I think that yeah lady no you didn't really I'm gonna just read that wallet cause I'm a hat like talking to people on the phone oh my god Bobby we prepped you I'm a pastor I know but I just realize I don't like it I'm a pastor in a Methodist Church in Albuquerque New Mexico I've been following Bobby Lee's career since I'm on TV I love Tiger belly is it Colin yeah oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up oh yeah he's uh George you do it sorry guys how do you you you from you and this is gift projects leave a message pastor whatever deal castor kill Gil does he know we were gonna call yeah he committed a crime okay when you were finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options hello pastor Gil this is Bobby Lee from the tire belly podcast you submitted your number to be on The Hondas episode and I find it to be very rude that you didn't pick up your [ __ ] phone that it goes straight to a [ __ ] voicemail dude I know I took a [ __ ] I know you believe in the Lord and the Lord's on your side and you're the spirit your spirit to a man okay by member just to live it that's why but let me tell you some [ __ ] man thank you thank you I'm sorry my apart a pastor's serve we love you pop we love you past your God but anyway sir I'm not apologizing because I know you're with the law I sorry I don't get that let the Lord gave me cancer nothing I wondered for you anyway but Amen but I just want to say that it's a little rude that on you put your number in and then now I'm back at a voicemail and now we're not going to call you back again because I can't do it you know man but um so [ __ ] next time [ __ ] just don't do it then pasta okay okay ding dong ding dong who's first ding dong overall again Oh everybody happy birthday oh my brother's here yeah another [ __ ] kill you my facebook I told you that the food on my [ __ ] face don't die yeah I'm going to throw this [ __ ] sensors at you then hey hey careful introduce everybody big all right we got right here we got long toe long healthy long toe unko is a whole eyelets district window oh yes and she has really one tell that's so abnormally long I'm thinking about calling the Guinness Book of World Records because it is really a sight to see anyway sit down go into work George's yeah sit down we're going to have a little you know every I willing chair kind of thing okay we got jenna is here jessica is here we have Renzo get long toes on boy on boyfriend he's a cop so don't [ __ ] with us okay you will go to prison we got a little Stevie weaving my brother and that's that so I'm put the headphones on Blanco hurry up long toe okay the long toe you you've never been on this podcast before right a once but then we didn't have video yet at that time oh yeah yeah well welcome thank you today you guys have to do something about long toe yeah yeah long toe along with her boyfriend have they both have listened through every single one of our episodes yeah they're Tiger belly experts so we're going to go ahead and talk about our favorites maybe our not-so-favorite but by doing so let's not hurt anyone's feelings no no yeah that's right right don't go Esther ku was terrible I'm going to be very yeah yeah she annoyed everyone okay so give us give us a rundown of of your not that I'm not saying that that's the case I'm saying gave an example yeah her voice makes me [ __ ] crazy once again it'll be a body drop it my favorite guess yeah see you on cool people like yes Yvonne yeah most profound was probably Eddie oh yeah last week appeal uh-huh yeah that was great and I'm Eric Stonestreet you like that will do he was just very candid you know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah did you see him one way on screen but then you right and it's um you know bringing these people into my home is difficult because a lot of these guys are on and then you type into their house it's really nice I just looked we wouldn't have done Joel that's not how a whole bedroom call the department but it's your college apart that is true long toe and then what you get a [ __ ] point for that that was a [ __ ] layup of a compliment oh I don't like that what other what other highlights were there for you who do you think has the best chemistry with Bobby of area Eric yeah Eric ooh Eric great Eric Ripert a black of course oh yeah whenever he's on the show something comes out of it's different it's it's a different you know why because there's a motion yeah you get I don't know it's not it's not even friends it's like an anger I don't know when I when we talk to each other sometimes I get a sore throat and I want to take his [ __ ] black titties and rip them off key but not in a friendly way oh and a friend okay in a non-violent way I love behind it though you can tell is your love yeah like he's well he's the only comic worried because Bobby I go what I'll rattle snake bit me in the [ __ ] nut sack and need you to suck it out would you okay if you had consumption so what do you mean consumption kilos tuberculosis what do you do there tuberculosis I'm eating like that right what is consumption is what Irish people had Angela described to me went on a respiratory disease and failure what comes out what do I do you duel and all this phlegm comes out one way to help with the Flint yeah suck the phlegm out of the nose any orphan with my mouth yeah we didn't that's really I dug it out of all the years of medicine that's what they came up with the back then yeah back then let's say has no spoken back in back in like the Little House on the Prairie days yes alright so we're in the 1700 mm-hmm we're roommates in a log cabin in the fall and breathe any can't breathe I come in I have a raccoon yeah I have a dead raccoon I just hold it yeah yeah and I come in I go yo man I'm sorry that's all we got the your bobby mannequin dad hot yeah what's the matter Eric consumption wow you sound Mongolian right now I gotta I gotta call ozone yeah well what do I do I need give it to one thing only life I need you to suck the mucus out of my nose well uh and you gotta clean the plugs yeah I probably got listen man bye and leave but he can't breathe he wouldn't talk it out of his nose I don't know what he's not the guy if you were skinnier maybe but for some reason because he is kind of big that doesn't feel like there's more mucus I would do that for my sister yeah I would see mercies he's gone we know Dave I'll do it for neck right yeah Eric and consumption No yeah but rattlesnake bite on the nutsack yes but story for the story yeah yeah what other highs and lows kawin de blanco' Robbie has a pity job we have to protect Bobby has a lot of um words of wisdom okay what are you going to life it's a fantasy and when I have a bad day I tell myself that fantasy life is an illusion no no fans are shooting for the hunters life as an illusion you know what kinda says the rib I really do believe that that life is a fantasy and the reason being is one time I was talking to my friend Joseph and it was like you know what I do I wake up and I just imagine life as a movie through my eyes and it makes everything better all the experiences you know I mean because it's just it is what it is you know my friend Joseph right mm-hmm Rogan discuss unit named tropical I believe oh I'll call them Joseph because we're we got a relationship oh my ghostess when I go way back yeah Nelson Rogan okay thanks Joseph Rogan thank you for that horrible and I've applied it in my life that's all oh gosh whether I just your narcissism is just oh here's another thing here's another thing I don't have more narcissism than anyone else on planet earth everyone is narcissistic no but there's pathological narcissism and that's what you have I don't have to follow djegal narcissism I just have regular narcissism narcissus okay okay that's all the way you just stood up right there classic narcissist hear me roar everybody listen babe I mean my friend JJ right although guy friend JJ told me that I don't have narcissism okay when I say JJ I mean Judd Apatow ah I call him JJ what are your favorite hey bro I don't I don't know JJ Abrams and see narcissism victim okay I don't know uh I've auditioned for him yeah didn't get it okay starts all right why Star Trek I love Star Trek why did you audition for start trying ho don't ever give me anything so that's those are your also uh who's your least favorite gal we don't know come on I'm honestly I mean if we were gonna go there um Brad Callen was my least favorite Wow bribry I mean he's funny is some hardy-har-har switch is funny but uh but um you know what like they like it let her explain go ahead it's I thought you were narcissist but he takes it to a different level and jawed spire and I'm just I'm just a little protective of my sister so his the way he talked about her like oh you know you got a good one here as if like she wasn't going to be that otherwise like yeah yeah but that are the big invert the Big M word it's kind of misogyny is yeah it's a very funny guy very funny oh don't get me wrong was a really fun podcast I I just thought was my least favorite out of everyone really but sometimes people talk that way you know like um my friend of these guys daughter dub Davidoff okay when I was dating Sarah Hyland a long long time ago I wasn't my girlfriend I'm Sarah and he goes what's up woman give her a woman and I go that's he's closed I think he's closed no it's not East Coast it's just it's ignorant are you not a woman yeah but the tone behind it about this I hey woman yeah there you go see how what are you looking at man resently going to arrest me I didn't commit any [ __ ] laws bro you know when you walk into a room do it as a civilian your [ __ ] civilian all right you're not a [ __ ] cop in this room with your like I like your energy right now like you're gonna arrest everyone in the room we did not commit a [ __ ] crime [ __ ] Bay you know what obstacle [ __ ] yourself I always want to say that to a police officer by the way Olivia's here Stevie levy wiII be here oh you know it's not out of your nose if you were sick Steve your brother's an exorcist if you were sick and you couldn't breathe that he would suck the snot out of your nose you've done it you sure you got a real way to clean see see if it's I have never uh I'm not gonna edit no he said I never [ __ ] a snorted snot on your baby Bob did that you get on the mic whatever Kuwait I get under my my wrongdoing we're doing we're doing no work switching off my switching yeah you know for life I know you're gonna get going everyone's kind of doing is [ __ ] idiot alright alright so what you mom what did what she says nut suck boogers out of my nose she'd win when I was a kid oh why because I'm Orion oh I have like moms from like back in the day so I'll do that now because those happy hundred thank you thank you Steve is great thank you and from this yeah I appreciate you guys having us but there's other people here and I don't want shucks we need to get on the mic stop stop okay okay okay so you have your own situation with George yeah thank you so much but um how do you how you feeling about your plate on target belly history and also your situation with your show and everything doesn't want to be a lot it's like not about me it's like I'm here to be of service to you guys and if people enjoyed it they enjoyed it you know to me you've had one of the biggest episodes are your numbers oh I'm Tiger belly thank you killing we've had big back pushing please fill up there you know but I uh I really respect what you guys are doing every week because I'm starting to do that and I don't I'm just realizing how much work it really takes to get this [ __ ] going I don't know how you guys reached 100 because how many do we have 15 right yeah yours is a lot more labor-intensive because you only do little raise world and either rap yeah yeah it's a lot of work guys I don't know how you guys are doing it and yeah I love it though hunters but you would think though can you say this so real quick yeah I want to argue with you I'm not gonna argue with you okay think about it now but you don't have a job yeah I know so if that's all you're doing okay it's not that hard good point hey that is a job how angry look look at his eyes different nose did you see it did you see the [ __ ] change did you see oh my god he's just [ __ ] around he waited holy [ __ ] with auburn hair oh yeah the robber over here all my god you went crazy for a second opportunity that let me ask you something DC all right don't [ __ ] Lee I love you doing there I know you don't know the full of eyes all right I love you I do get angry what I just said that I did be honest be on hit the truth button I like that yeah I like that Brian Omar out log outs Renzo's turn Rezo get in your top we got the police officer ready I don't even know your last name what's your last name of us Oh Renzo a good makeup you know what I want to make up on last name for Renzo because he can't reveal it what he looks like to me yeah yeah Venezuela Oh Renzo Venezuela yeah Wow no Venezuela that means so much to me Bob thank you okay I will accept that yeah he's gonna accept it what do you think is last name to be um something Italian Giovanni has a first name well you gotta check this bird I want to tell you something now his nipples in the job givanni no okay so can I tell them actually Armenian actually you are you really I know God what are you mixed with Filipino Lapine Italian oh you are an Italian eyes I don't know how that worked out I just did what is your mom Italian or mom's well my mom's Filipino mother solarization mm-hmm white man that like your penetrates the minority will is bring us here 100 episode guys he still refuses to stop an ovary I know I know we I just want to see something do you want so you want the good LAPD cops out there all right Oh y'all allowed to say I already said I don't care I don't care doesn't matter anymore are you you your beliefs are on the same lines as my beliefs and why are we whispering I think what I've read I want to be real with you because I like you so much a hard heart it is it's what hard and um I believe that if you were at the Rodney King beating oh my god you took a time machine hope a present I know I was right I wasn't there I know but if you were I believe that you would probably just do one kid and that's it just one yes this one leg annoyed just because you want to be a part of it part of the time you don't want to be doing team player right it's not a peer pressure you would like to come in the neck and then walk back it was a jingle I did it back then yeah I think might be like a knee-jerk reaction like everyone's doing it about loops yes I was just area sing usual experience of the cop oh my gosh yes scariest thing I've had guns pulled on me oh I mean they read the amount of resumes yeah that she has to practice and you just the things that go through your head when you see that this is happening and there's no one else that can deal with a problem you're now there and facing it and you know that's very scary this is [ __ ] real yeah but you have to lock it down because you know it's your job what it down means you just got to control everything and control situation yeah and that's why you're a good cop because he's a martial artist he did Taekwondo champion life so he practices restraint and total control you really know yeah actually go over and I we sparred with Taylor Lautner why light my life feeling really yeah I knew some people that you know take everyone I didn't bump into them I just bumped into them yeah yeah excuse me sir season yeah so a gun being pulled on what was did you ever have to do something like get a cat out of a tree yeah is that stuff real high we're only cartoons oh I wouldn't know yeah car getting some lady wanted me to like chase or find a ghost that was living in her house okay I want me to change the channel or replace the batteries of her remote I've been called for a local lady at McDonald's was taking too long with her order so I got called you know yeah the strictness this person in front of me is taken forever right what can you do alright so what do we pay you for call in rings open you walk into a house right mm-hmm and then she's like can you put these batteries in my remote control yeah what do you say I have to say yes ma'am you don't have to yeah yeah okay yeah big guy oh but I understand the circumstances she's also like senior you know roar I told you no can't even get out of the wheelchair so yeah but it is kind of ridiculous when you see it on the screen because they tell you a little blurb you know right someone needs assistance with remote batteries yes yeah no partner we laugh about it yeah there's kind of you know it depends when you're there if I was a call and I showed up and they asked for bad batteries in the remote control Rodney King beating yeah me and a kaisers publisher research 86 I don't give a [ __ ] that's a ridiculous that's what he did to Grandma when they were younger yeah he's like beat her with sticks yeah crispy he was that Steve would you remember when grandma was paralyzed from the neck down and she had welts all over her body yang Korea yeah and then dad goes how come this was and we all we don't know and then one day he walks in the room and me and my brother are hitting with with big what are you plannin Kevin yeah he wasn't feeling their life in the neck Don I wouldn't do it she wasn't paralyzed for people that I thought give us a long yeah I'm pretty sure it's still against the law to just anyone would stick with his I start dick to then I'll you know you make mistakes we would never be partners Bobby I'm sorry no really yeah don't be real you don't we can be life mark can you get it look can you take one oh right along I would love to I would love that all I would love to do a ride-along a dream and vlog it be could we blog it or no I would actually just like to have you like solve all the crimes and go talk to all the people okay I think your Fanny I think there's a little hint of them you're joking they're a little bit what I'm saying right now is is that what I don't like about your tone is is that you don't know my skills and and we don't know Mike respective skills you don't know mine in Texas you you don't know [ __ ] either then okay people all right when you're morning playing weather and I have to get in a little puzzle to get us all I do it fairly quick you know what Bobby you're very tactical I know the way he played destiny that's some skill oh yeah you play destiny with him yeah yeah yeah and let me say something very tactical that's why I love this guy because when we were in the Philippines kalila got sick right yeah and I relied everything on this guy to walk even like I don't know how to get anywhere but I'll walk you what do we walk through rumor we were walking far to the hotel through a parade parade I don't even know Oh the languages at the language and see were like it was chaos it was like but you know what you showed like [ __ ] leadership kinda yeah my did did I maybe it would be good part you're looking you like I down here girl let me sitting right now dude if I was gay right now dude I would suck you off [ __ ] hundred episodes do it right I'm joking I would never [ __ ] them off I don't want that only cops but uh yeah but so yeah you saved my life that done that would that time you know you didn't man was all you God give Ren's overclocking is amazing you're very amazing you know from house the one I maybe have Rendell on and talk more about crazy stories you're like that the ghost and all that stuff next time we do it next time next time oh you follow this I promise I love you had to have you along we have a caller from Canada oh we have Canadian caller closer to the mic they're not picking up okay guys right now we're calling it a fan who I was nothing up if you are to call it a soul patch [Music] hey hello a a healing a question not yet man case in Casey picks up why did you put them in the balloon what does it matter oh my god just let me leave a message longtime listener which is their Keenan hey Keenan it's Bobby Lee from Tiger belly listen [ __ ] face um if you're gonna put your number in a lottery to have us call on 100th episode and you don't pick up that's [ __ ] up we're all it's like hey saying to a friend let's go watch the movie 7:30 Wonder Woman at the movie theater and then I show up and you're not there and I'm watching Wonder Woman for myself I already know okay I'm going to say this right now you're the shittiest Canadian I that's generally what Canadians are very nice and pump them all you don't even pick up your phone you [ __ ] [ __ ] what's his name key then he's kini kini Kenan alright I'm sorry I got a little hospital I apologize thanks for listening hahahaha all right quick question from Instagram live when we did last time are we surprised with the growth oh man I mean the honest truth is no I think I honestly expect more because I know what Joey Diaz is doing I know what these other places are doing and they're doing way more than us fighter in the kid and whatnot so I expect more about unhappy with the progress I think that we are that we we could reach a lot of people that we haven't reached yet yeah but I also want to do it organically and I don't want to do it like you know pay money to do it or promote it I think this is good word of mouth but it's still great but it doesn't make me feel like it doesn't make me like my mood change I'm still cut a little hostile and proud of it but maybe this is who I am you know how about you babe um I think that we're doing pretty well for being relatively new that you know I I do believe that obviously like I'm and I expect more I always want more I never want to be complacent and the idea that okay so we're doing okay we're now making money that's never enough for me I always want to be the biggest and the baddest but more importantly I always want to enjoy doing this so I think that as long as you know this is a room that we come into and I you know I enjoy being with you guys it'll always be worth it to me the day it stops being enjoyable as the day that I won't even the money and everything else won't even matter right hopefully will never come to that day because we have one more guest the the oak leaf is a huge guest that we have what happened yeah so over the course of a hundred episodes we have non-stop talked about George and apologies right Jessica for Jessica and I think in calm because we've after 100 episodes I think it's time we tie some loose ends and we have some closure regarding George and Jessica so if we can please welcome my best friend Jessica yeah yes rocks that let's let it play for a second but it is over alright alright turn it off oh my god I love that song so much is it good not a good start for you my friend no problem everyone alright Jessica welcome on the swap happy happy to you happy to you what I want to say to you is first of all you're the most Korean person I've ever met in my life I don't think so no II just in terms of how I feel what does it even mean because sometimes I want to head butt out of the face but this is the Korean hello yeah right there is a physical like I want to hurt each other yeah when we see you're also the most Korean person I know why because I want a head but yeah every no that's that we got that established and number two oh yeah and you you would you rejected you rejected pink dick you know that was very beginning like okay tell me how this whole Sardar I love how uncomfortable isn't it is for me to talk now is this when did you first start and start when do you just start to like Jessica when did you meet her oh I met her just why would a matter where I feel I'm feeling like warm in my chest to fight somebody yeah yeah yeah you're fine ahead of one of the fight out of the fight nights here ok look at me don't look at her knock at door memory learning a [ __ ] hole in her heart I don't remember the first time meeting her I remember yeah I think she helped me do my hair one night podcast and I think that you actually were very like uninterested at that time okay probably yeah yeah I feel so bad for you right now Oh Mike me right away George oh you play them James girls lay them room oh yeah Gil Berridge first Gilbert Gilbert you want to either ask or something oh we just wanted tricky eating the body I guess yeah I had heard about her beforehand from all the Gilbert podcast yeah like I wanted to eat her but yeah why when I look at her I want to headbutt on the face I don't wanna eat or buy the story or the story oh yeah yeah journalistic yeah and so George when did you start feeling feelings oh no we were hanging out like we were hanging out his friends play for a while I grew the pot I didn't no no I was like the thing is I thought I was catching a vibe early on but I wasn't sure I was really so I didn't know so like kids like I was helping her I was like a few like work things and stuff like being nice and I was like and you are very helpful and I was like yeah you were very help so she invited me out to dinner and I was like oh yeah yeah yeah that's what I put it I was still it's like what does this mean it's probably just dinner as friends but it got the like idea in my head I was like and then we did dinner I was like yeah this was his friends um oh yeah we still kept on hanging out a little bit and then when I don't like going on hikes and stuff I enjoy hikes don't miss what a fighter you went hiking you and hike and we did we did yeah what are you tonight what do you what is your face saying right now no I want you to finish your story and then yeah yeah um well I've seemed like it seems like everything I'm saying is wrong according to your face me don't look at her look at me my friend yeah all right okay I want him to say it to me no no Jessica don't run the [ __ ] gambit right I got it look at me right now how are you feeling now so you're going hikes with her you did dinner kind of made you go maybe I think we went on one hike okay the one with goby oh yeah that's right because I needed like another person yeah right so then when you went on that way I like more times than just that what do ya you guys also went to San Diego together yes which you were supposed to go to oh that's right I feel so anyways guys : don't supposed to be education let me play Roxanna baby no no no no okay let's skip ahead let's get ahead right we're hanging out as group like a group setting in the group setting yeah then the weekend before San Diego mia kalila and Gilbert were in here and kalila asked this question like hey uh how about throw me in there yeah yeah what go ahead hey who uh if Samba some girl just like texted you out of the blue um like hey you want to hook up just to check out check things out would you say yes and like the the person in my head like when I like when you said this I was like the person who would do that probably not somebody I would want to hook up with I didn't have a face so I would like kill innocent me and not thinking like yeah kalila has no uh no other reason to say this than just uh because she's curious about the texting somebody ever had yeah I was so I was like gave an honest answer like no no way that's weird and then I stepped out of the house I was like one step out of the house I was like wait a second so that was Jessica I would probably have said yes and then I was like was it Jessica do you think that I was asking on behalf of her baby you [ __ ] up as soon as I stepped out of the house I did yo you did that I don't want to the seed yeah as soon as my did that yo but call I like did it I like but I asked him 10 times already today ha ha ha ha kind of medieval [ __ ] diabolical [ __ ] whatever sorry here here's that here's what I think okay in the very beginning I met George I really do respect him so much and of Coraline yeah and I wanted to uh if if I had ever are you laughing appear I honestly hooking up because they're both people that I really like and I wouldn't just throw her to somebody that I didn't like like I knew that George was like decent and he was kind and he you know had you know all of these things yeah maybe sometimes that's through Georgia bond you know so so I would like but I was like I never caught like I was like never got a sense from her like that there was any possibility of anything so then the next weekend you ditched out on San Diego going to see sharks yeah I went but I was like was that question was that hypothetical for me I was like I have to man up and just figure out now so I didn't because it could she asked that question mm-hmm and it planted the seed yes instead of growing inside your soul yes and then you began to have feelings based on this kind of little fantasy of maybe I think yeah we also kalila did that so a week of the plant growing within your soul then you go to San Diego which was the cement the foundation I think that built the house but you know what the house was built on sand quick Sam okay thank you thank you Jenna quick send it quick that as I would soon find out whether you go to San Diego with her yeah and then what did you guys do we went we went swam with sharks a bonding experience yeah just you and Jessica and Jessica well what are you going to San Diego with a guy for that you're not you're not feeling you have any feeling before I say I have a very deep love for sharks one yeah two kalila was supposed to come I bailed that morning I know it was left to George I'd be like I'm sick I'm by myself and I was going to go by myself would you like oh what's just about you know the shark saying yeah I was like well I'm going anyway you can come if you want that's how you said it I you can look at the text Oh while you saved it you can look at the title no relation there yeah Kim Kardashian over here came over right so then used to put base by her letting you go to San Diego you kind of in your head I'm saying this like I feel like I'm kind of being attacked here but it isn't so it's like a claim that somebody likes me is that is that an insult oh no no no I you might ask me oh don't attack me with those were oh oh oh don't insult me by saying I'm - no it's I'm it really hot calm down I think from a woman's perspective it here I'll tell you how it is yeah when when we have to deny some but not deny or but like reject somebody and it's especially if it's someone that we actually like who's in our friend circle it becomes very tricky because no matter what we're the [ __ ] we're the enemy and we're the ones who hurt you so for for that whole feeling of feeling attacked is if something I'm very very familiar with so because everybody even though we make fun of you George we do like all poor George poor George poor George when it's really like she's more like why poor George I didn't do anything we never had sex we never made out we never done anything I didn't see no I don't like no question he blame nobody here's where she went wrong though you don't invite a guy a single guy to San Diego why not because of the fact that he might wasn't it wasn't everybody know she every guy with a woman right once the [ __ ] the woman all right TV I would decide with this all right I'll go meet also meet um a girlfriend friend at a coffee shop because they're going through something whatever I'll do that thought if I was single but if I'm going to go on the road like not do stand-up but if a girl went I'm going to El Paso just for the weekend do you want to go I already assumed that their sexuality going on I don't think you're excited every guy feels that way so you know this no he didn't feel that way ask him now he didn't feel that way well alright so when you you you're saying because you planted the seed right a week of all of it is no seed right so the seed is there so you guys did not you're blaming kalila for asking you a question that problem might have money but but related the seed has to land on fertile soil for a grow so dope so you are from up very firm yeah what yeah all right so you went really as like oh I'm going to enjoy the time with a girl who's friendly you didn't think like Oh sex and like nobody liked her he liked her yeah okay no imagine she liked her yet feelings I don't think at that point yes you did right you not listening baby so at this point I was like I have to see if there is that if I have feelings or not I have to see if something's there yeah but when you're going to San Diego that you got excited not because you're the shark hunting or whatever you guys are doing right whatever you do with the sharks right swimming with sharks but you are excited because you're going to San Diego with a girl that you might like look at me right now yeah there you go thank you what the [ __ ] are you having a die going to San Diego with you I'm going with or without him I know but that's what you should learn I was coming in the Clark Korean you know you should have said no I'm going on my own a lot of that going I'm not gonna go down standing with you I don't know you what because I don't for me if I'm single and there was a girl that I'm not attracted to was just a friend of mine it was like I want to go with you I would just be like okay can I just say something yeah why is it already or blue yeah why is it always the water like why can't we if it's always on us when we accept some type of invitation my responsibility if I'm just like yeah you know what I want to go with this do it I don't know if I'm interested or not but what's the what's the heard of that I love how all the guys in this room right now are not bashing papad why all the men in this room I'm a very hand of yourself that's okay if I was in the movie 300 no one would show up okay number one would be call one okay yeah can I ask you a question yeah let's suppose even at that point in time even if she had two percent of interest in George and she wanted to explore it and it may be after San Diego or maybe a week after that she's like you know what I thought I did but I didn't want to that's also okay so even at that moment I think that there was a little bit of interest there initially I because I do honestly I do have like a tremendous amount of respect for you and I felt like no it's true yeah I was in a very kind of um maybe like a challenging situation at that time and I felt like you really really you came through for her you did and I was like whoa and it did make me consider like he would be a clutch as partner like in life because he was just and you had advice that he was giving was really um it's really rare to find someone that can give advice outside of themselves like only people can only think like in their own perspective and he I think has this unique kind of ability to really so now you're in anyways but I I still think he's great and he okay whatever and not to say that like and she's easy to be around it's not like oh let me take him to San Diego and um rural or last he is master no no I ain't heard of it I had tried I had invited her to other things like other social events like and like she'd always said no so this will I wanted to say this right now and so that you [ __ ] you [ __ ] weasel yeah you came warm all right you go down to San Diego with this one all right you now you're sending your feelings right a little bit that's when you throw a move oh that's true begin again right that's when you throw a [ __ ] move nine to me right right and if she goes no you never talk to her again no you see a high in advance and you go you know even though hey you know me but you're in terms of you know you've distance yeah but that's not what you did huh oh no I don't know worse but well I've made the move down there then that's an awkward car ride back that's true but it's the price we pay I we're taking risks okay so how did it go down how did it get awkward at the end though didn't it it did get very odd San Diego why no no no no what happened was you came on to pod cat he comes on the podcast he talks about after San Diego I'm like I with a whole Drive back I'd like it's like I'm in high school again and I'm like come on George man up just say something to see if there's anything there and does the whole time of it yeah and then finally like she drops me like parks in front of my house oh my god oh my god oh so up you think there's anything here and when you said it it started I was like downtown LA okay ten minutes to my house let's start the conversation and then it just weõve in and out and I know I how I hate myself no you know whatever so she go you said something what do you say what did you say - yes oh gee what did you say George's no this is okay this is another issue uh what the [ __ ] did I say okay no there was another girl who would like the night before so I was like let's let's be manly let her know that I have other options oh that's where you belong when you like yeah but what came out of my mouth so weak I was like you idiot I was like yeah so this last night this other girl like Hsieh oh then she wanted to date me but um I wanna see like know I might have feelings for you so like it was so life we basically told her this is other girl that's waiting so if you don't give it to me I'm gonna go with the other girl yeah Jesus oh wow what we're going to jessyca arro pretty here I don't even need to be here III George yeah and so we yelled at you the next we yell at you on a podcast and that's that's when it hurt because she knew no the next week the next week like that had like she was like Jessica like that that's after satiation is like we think about it like good things to you doesn't want to like hurt take me down so hard right then it was like yeah we're backing them down wiping them down so so I'm like okay this is inevitable this is going to happen and I'm just like cruising through that week then the next week she rejected me on that I liked the week after okay right before the podcast then the podcast comes and Bobby's like so you told her about another girl huh and I was like wait a second jessica talks to kalila kalila talks to Bobby I can have that I don't tell my friends anything right yeah they're white they're white or jizz an analogy for me in the car when I was driving them back home he was like other I think Jessica well if you think of it like a stove I was like and I smiled a limited probably about this time I put her on the burner I'm pretty high Oh I lowered it and they're like it had some medium and then I think she might have lowered the burner little lower because a day after you know what that gasket blower okay I was going to call you out for like making that up for Prairie Home Companion but no I guess what goddammit use so vanellope on the old toxic stove analogy it's very popular in small town area so then that was probably my lowest point on tiger belly is like to realize like the grapevine because I'm like if I say anything to Jessica it can get to Bobby and hurt me oh if I could say anything to anybody it'll get to bike because I hope you all admit a lot more things to a lot more people than to you Bobby I'm not going to like give you any ammunition you don't need me but okay no no breathe I want to let so at this point Bobby on the podcast he said George you need to man up and make a move right told you he gave you also the very wrong advice which is what what advice also did you give him kalila I don't remember all right I think I might have I might have told him to be more assertive no he didn't what did I did you said you said like calm like oh damn it pump the brakes a little yeah he said to be assertive and just go for it I said pump the brakes hmm and you look are Bobby guys listen to me right now and all do you I do pump thick rikes or do you go for it he went for it what's the Sun let me ask you something guys in the world memory completely huh go for it exactly what's your best friend I know her better I know go for even if her best friend is like my pomp the breaks guys you should have listened to the best friends yes but I new kid knows because why he doesn't know no no I had to go with my psychology because at this point you talked about it at this point like if I hadn't made a move I was like would have been waiting on her I couldn't like date and you like go try to date any other girls because I would like in the back of my mind I was like if Jessica even says like gives me a hint of anything I'll go with her I can't like promise like anything to any other women at that moment so I was like okay I don't think Bobby's right here but but I'm going to listen to that advice because I have to know for sure yeah but we had talked about it yeah well what that didn't change my psychology might hide it how you doing how did you do it George hajikko went through a Rockefeller disaster here so you're at a stove right yeah you're at the stove you have the pan out put the grease in the pan I relive in every other moment and this one was still blocked from my mer all right so tell me what happened you got it all wrong oh well that wasn't on purpose oh okay so you're a little drawn that was actually inadvertent I we're hanging out with Bryce Bryce oh we were we I would probably add word there ringing in your head go for it dude go for I love it I think you made fun of him like a lot yeah and I still do and I'll never stop no no the drink it like the drinkin was a completely inadvertent because I was like I texted you earlier about like a did I drop off the bags because I have chicken blah blah blah which I don't receive anymore yeah and you don't [ __ ] deserves out right here and you suck his dick you get egg egg Craig I get it so I did it early like I was like wait until she was home but like 10 or something so like Bryce and I are like today we were out drinking at shortstop and then I Drive over mr. Vora love a suit like yeah I'm like driving there and I'm like I am a little drunk this is going to look bad up but I was like nah I can pretend to not be drunk I can do that so yeah again I made us we chatted for a little bit and you're at the house yeah oh you just typed you like you home yeah and you didn't tell me he was coming then he just shows up at the door wow I don't think so no did you bag oh I would I'd beg to differ with the textual exchange on this what eggs in hand or not it matter in matter it matters well guy rocking as well the [ __ ] no he just came like to the door with eggs or not I didn't yeah a the eggs matter guys let's just let's just go in yet eggs that's that you didn't have eggs when you're drunk at 10 p.m. or whatever time it was he always shows up with it yeah okay anyway so can you you're at the house right you're drunk and then tell me to walk me through what happens we're chatting she goes outside we walk to like her car shed like get something from her car or something and I'm like annoyingly close huh and then like guys we sit down on a curb or something and she's just like giving me nothing absolutely nothing and I'm like well you know what if I tried to kiss her right now she would like really like that I'm sure that's what I was missing out on like you know like really like voice in your head I was like yeah she what happened is she didn't get to kiss me so that's why she rejected me earlier if she had that opportunity things would be so different and then I leaned in like my breath reeking of beer and just got soundly rejected with like a why are you doing that Wow like me what that [ __ ] was that a lot what are you doing you said that Jess I talk into the mic us I wouldn't be surprised if that's what I said because as he said I was giving him nothing and I didn't know that this was going through your head but he was sitting there he was a little close and I was like mmm-maybe he's he's trying and I don't know but we were just sitting like next few side by side yeah and all of a sudden I think I see his arm come around like like this and and he kind of oh lucky and you rush me a little bit like I did one of these yes you did wanted to miss me oh you didn't miss move yeah and then you said what are you doing and then what you say right yeah that's probably what I said I don't remember I've locked the rest of this from my memory I do I can't believe you didn't kill yourself oh my god oh my god that I wouldn't be able to live through that but he did that's what makes you a man okay no I was depressed really like olives like very it's very interesting I'd like to wrap this up with are you yeah hard-hitting questions here yeah Jessica from the bottom of your heart the Mo's your and most honest uttered it yeah did you consider I can Hatter that next with him Oh everything about it in a scale of one to ten ten being the most consideration and zero being no considerable consideration is just yes or no yeah George Kimmel for your consideration not even on my nominees did you wonder about attics eyes yeah but I'm curious about everybody I'm sure you don't act there yeah and so after the rejection you went home woke up the next day and you knew was done and then I watched Breaking Bad for a week straight and I finally caught up on Breaking Bad how depressed were you for a week pretty damn depressed okay one final question before we wrap this up guys Ari it's not your fault is no one's fault is it was it one final question George well do you yeah I got the finished Breaking Bad you know I hadn't finished it before I needed to be depressed right here is doing a final question when you see her around now do you still have lingering feelings it's as simple as yes or no George oh no no no just say no no okay good oh my god questions you ever considered me a little bit just look at me for real doll Gilbert I love you I love you and I cry at it you are all right Thank You Jessica I was basically uncomfortable I love everyone but George thank you babe oh we have one caller who's actually on standby why was it myself Rock Ida had a queue who is it that's we have a guy from Australia a different guy who did many on Twitter okay what the hell never mind the kinda caller quotas are working none of these are [ __ ] working these colors these colors suck um we're calling yeah I did it's just no let's begin I think it's an international girl international I know about call them again wait what about the people on the list I called those two no ones are responding all right now what else do we have anyone other this Jenna here to have an interview or no well we're gonna have her for a different episode Dorothy would you like to take a seat yeah let's bring Dorothy up here you got to do it you gotta do it she's a tiger belly fan she won the lottery of coming here we vetted her right we vetted her we seen her at the lives and she brought up basic food she's amazing yes Georgie please sit down with the thing on okay all right I mean don't think what kind of Asian are you I'm a Filipino Asian ah Pegeen Babel up see God so how long you been listening to Tiger belly probably since like episode three Wow and then of course I listen to wanted to know what it brought you on like what how did you discover it well I was listening to Lil Esther Oh oh yeah I actually found her because I was looking for Sahin stuff Fahim Anwar yeah yeah then I found Esther yeah then I heard you on Esther's and then I did a search for you and then here what other podcast do you listen to you made it weird The Nerdist great debates Nick America did you Nick yourself yeah yeah um let me ask you this why podcast why do you like them I Drive a [ __ ] ton ah that's what it is well I don't know why things in the car yeah yeah and see I don't want to rank us and once the one day see I don't want to get rejected like George said ha ha ha yes because it'll really hurt me I don't like it you you like you like it yes I like am I being too needy yeah you know yeah you know I don't give a [ __ ] if you like it you just over here yeah no thank you for being here what episodes do you did stand out to you anytime Steve is on ok you know where do you have to get you left yeah we love oh yeah um do you like yes or not gasps yawn I like guests yeah but you I don't need guests no needle I don't need guests my sister doesn't like yes no you don't like us at all you like as a woman just us I thought this podcast was fun because it does you know that's great and you what your favorite song is one that I'm improvised oh hey everybody everybody thank you so much what do you do for a living I work in education special education Oh people there need yeah because I especially need cringe when Bobby says well we all say like the R word or no I don't did hear about a story about getting those women who were I think in Orange County when you have like many goods down syndrom drove and stuff how they all like stood up and left and they left them like a really like scathing review hmm when you hear things like that you are you like hmm I kind of see where they're coming from or I kind of are you like know where where do you stand on that when it comes to comedy I think when it comes to comedy anything goes you know it doesn't bother you just made me I just you're my favorite listener when you just said that the what you said Alec one Nexus ice yeah I like the precision behind it I mean it thank you so much because they know why Dorothy why we live in the great US of a that's right well the land of free thinking mm-hmm right the pre makings and you and I don't necessarily live in a Trump America we live in America grab a chair and here's another thing that you that you witness and I don't think you can you've thought about it but you you felt it is that you know that my intentions are from a good place and I'm not really hateful right right right with some of these [ __ ] nut jobs think that I'm being real but yeah because you guys don't say that take that out people know okay when I go to urban nights urban have shut the [ __ ] up and I walk up to Chris Tucker whoever might be a Chris or whatever what's that mean all day yo yeah all day every day dog you know get jiggy with it brah you're they get her they get it right Dorothy ray is exactly fine you know that I'm just doing a character right just having fun with that yeah this is not a literal podcast this is just me having fun with my family and my friends right and you can turn it off if you want to huh but I will not let the man chain me never right Renzo that's right who doesn't know you okay I will not let you chain me [ __ ] okay lady I mean beautifully in alright what's up what are you doing we're just checking for no one's picking up no one's picking up [ __ ] the phone thing okay from now on George when we do the phone thing right what'd I just say um doing just the same way the next time but even no real answer yeah and is there another way that a mechanism we can get where we don't even have to do that that it just comes oh my god I'm sorry Roxette came back on you sort of remind doors again I'm rubbing it in his face how would you do that why would you do that why you won more local number try all of them but I mean who are these people what if this is a prank on it can you believe it we sent out the email say hey submit your number and we got over five hundred numbers and my god and nobody is picking up I see now that's correct but Dorothy you showed up to our lives and stuff like that right should have to the first the first line the first line which was amazing yeah in that little room remember that little room oh yeah did you even come the second one I didn't he would have loved it I thought I would and I knew a lot of the answers for the trivia oh you did I did you saw it yeah yeah you watch all of them yes i watch all of them I listen to them first and then I watch them and then sometimes like when I'm like just you know passively in my house I'll just put on a random you guys are always on a my house yeah you know what you seem Korean to me like all right yeah I'll play your attitude right I feel good attitude a good career inevitable piano attitude what was Filipino attitude just resistant resistant and say they try to edit you and their hosts of them men does a man the man in the house and Thank You Dorothy so much and I Valley I Howard you know listen I value you thank you let me give my compliment okay listen Dorothy I value you thank you so much but Jean okay I'm gonna start again mmm-hmm listen Dorothy I value you and I appreciate your support and your bill Olbermann Your Enthusiasm your candid perceptions and I enjoy your vibe in general so thank you thank you thanks for having us thank you so where we at timewise over 90 minutes overnight I think that we should decide on the official name for our listeners so we have a couple options and I think we're going to do a vote in this room so people submit it to what they want to be okay so these are the options for our fan name number one Toki dum-dums ah my dick that's a big job I don't I don't your auditory like I want to tell our fans at Toki belf dong ba yeah yeah I like it they want to call themselves that I kept a [ __ ] who's voting for this okay what about them develop Kingdom which is my favorite that's what Kingdom yeah the third one is the belly brigade I like belly brigade no I like selecting down okay well vote for what other ones George um well I will say that Facebook from shows Toki dum-dums as was their top vote 42 oh it's you know I got to watch eyes my mind yeah I think Toki dum-dums are good because I could see it on a t-shirt yeah hold on one sec Rijo one we got audio and it was it was okay this girl his name is career I'm gonna hand the phone to just a random person hold on one second it is a local number I don't know just hello hi I'm gonna pass you to God what start with her because hate you do you have an iPhone by chance okay can we FaceTime you instead oh let's just let's leave this we've got somebody kill it on oh wait look satellite Hey hang on one second hang on here's here's this left King one second I'm here on the phone phone call hi what is your name Kristen first Christabel where are you calling from I know we called her I know why do we call about I reply no where are we calling Wow out there in the morning yep I made sure carrying my vibrator vibrators are on as amazing fan your vibrator good so it's probably two three in the morning there huh also we woke you know what happened with all the other colors can I just say this we've called probably 20 numbers and you're the only one that has picked up yeah there's a hundredth episode this has been a rule of frustrating night I've left so many bad messages on collections I don't know I'm going to be like a good subject online alright no you're the PI picked up it's not real you know for the campaign we appreciate you and your value we value a you as a listener and we think that you're a kindred spirit and may all your wishes and dreams come true you welcome what you do for a living crystal Amelia what am i a designer you design designer what's you saying you look designer a UX designer yeah us designer yeah and have you ever been to any of my live shows in DC area no I'm trying something I opened I haven't been able to afford on a podcast it's all like black like October Oh what thank you and what what do you have a favorite guest no I'm just so excited that we have somebody at one person yeah I'm like nervous like I don't want her to leave but what's your favorite guest that we've had on the on Tiger Bella I'll throw some gas in and you tell me which one you prefer Oh Theo von or Esther ku yeah Sophia von yes how about this Jordan Peele or Esther ku Jordan Peele right yeah yeah it'd yeah well let me say something cause I am um crystal Christabel christabel's um I love you and I know that you have your arm job in the morning as a legal analyst and that you have to get to work but I just want to say that you're the only color that picked up and I hope hopefully there are paths in life we'll meet and we will send you stickers and other goodies um hello Mia right now we're going to email you I'm going to send you some goodies and you're going to be on the project a personal so I get it you're going to be on the podcast and yeah do you have an Instagram or Twitter that you want to promote or no are you exact type of person I don't want the certain guest to be on one of my one of those you're one of those you're one of those so anyway thank you so much for picking up and I love you okay bye you know you said to me so watch I said I love you all want to do operation racist ah I love you all LW all she said I can't believe we just had one it's fine I feel like I call people and be like [ __ ] you you know after you yeah should we call any of our previous guests maybe I can ask them I have eleven percent that was a good one anyone I know but I wanted an abroad one how can we can't call a broadly I want an Australian a lot of the bras are not working I'd Australians to lower to work cuz I come and you can do it on Google lower demand this just want to do some quick shout outs everybody who has helped us out for breaking my heart Oh high five right there a whisper Oh first intern get a Johnny and Savi official blue mechanic John [ __ ] Russell for Jason Omar Arthur Bryce Annabelle and Eric Viet Bo may I just say something yeah for being an hundreds episode this was by far the worst episode we have ever done I don't think so I think it was really I love this episode first of all you know how I know you know how I know I loved it it's because in every episode I'm like I'm done but to me when I go what time use an hour and a half mmm I thought it was only 20 minutes yeah that's how much I'm having fun this is the best episode I've ever done it's funded all kinds of energy things going on we went through the loss sadness not that a lot of sense Jordan but everyone that I love in the world is in the room I thought it was a great I loved people not picking up I loved everything about it yeah so I don't know what your negativity you're doing that [ __ ] again that Filipino [ __ ] resisting resisting I seriously made a list of all the people that you know we were going to call is there F bizarre [ __ ] just not working or what it's calling they're just not picking up all right so I got about my heart that's it because it doesn't go by your plan but sometimes it's when it's not going well as good and you get a Christabel though yeah getting our stuff in there yeah so um do we have any um done help we do have in touches but really any closing words from you guys to all the audience for a hundred episodes yeah go ahead babe no you guys start I just want to say that this podcast has um I really do believe this changed my career okay I'm saying my thing and now you're being rude and I just not want him to do the clothing oh sorry talking because I was being real okay guys start over baby anyway I believe that this podcast has changed my career in the in a good way it's gotten me I think it's gotten me more numbers on the world I just everything about it it makes me more Street relative and because now alike which was street cred credible relevant that's what I just said street relevance relative favorite relevant we know what you meant Street relevance not a thing he said relative yeah I'm relative a street relative relative yeah when people so my career is not I'm not relevant yeah was it different irrelevant and relative or different oh oh yeah okay well now now now I don't want to do the speech hey hit a speech hey come on come on sir hundreds episode we gotta end on a good note no one wanted to pick up her phone calls you might use only one of my language I didn't gonna laugh and I just left with her she started the cascade of laughter okay anyway it's been cool and I loved it oh come on slowly oh you're doing this thing again you do it no usually you do it Bobby alright and I just saw every every Monday it's like when I come in like around 7 o'clock hits and I just like get a smile on my face and I start getting everything ready anyway and since rays when I see you [ __ ] coward that's the [ __ ] no I went for it and I was the wrong move I put the eggs at least lose egg lose the stove analogy I you [ __ ] how did you remember that god damn is ridiculous so dumb anyway I like it and it's great go ahead close I don't work you have any closing words I just want to thank everyone for listening I want to thank Bobby thank you putting me through the wringer and what yeah you had to vet me yeah so I like that thank you for teaching me all your wisdom but career life kalila thanks for being such a kind big sister to me if you would have just song gone through your MADtv audition with me beat by beat you would have got the show doesn't matter it's a dead shooter than that I'm older selling it to Netflix but happy no it's birthday everybody everybody have a good alright I'm going to who blows it we all we all have a Gilbert get over here whoa Wow guys hundred episode Lila your closing words ah Matt I really love you guys George I know I give you a lot of [ __ ] and I'm very contradictory and I attack you a lot but I also want to let you know that this ship would not sail without you through roof Gilbert you're forever my little brother and sweetie no matter where we are in life whether we stay together not even oh I'm not leaving you know this is your [ __ ] this is a lifelong [ __ ] blood bond it's a commitment there is a live love are absolutely shouldn't I swipe right you love you that's the last bet that is bad so bad for you I will never regret swiping right yeah and we are going to be best friends forever no you're not leaving the situation I'm not leaving this you said it was a [ __ ] blood and Gilbert you have a lot to edit in this or no no anyway thanks for listening everybody good night I make sure you follow us on our belly ad Tiger belly Oh on Twitter and Tiger belly makes you email us any question II I'm sorry real quick at the Tiger belly at gmail.com um you guys next time we ask you to [ __ ] give us your numbers [ __ ] pick up the phone thank you [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 316,729

Rating: 4.9036856 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, george, tigerbelly 100, anniversary, birthday, best of, interview, talk show, late night, storytelling, family, toki dum dums

Id: G5RYkPbhrIk

Length: 96min 1sec (5761 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 20 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Rottenfink]

Renzo's fake last name should be Amaro cause he looks like Amaro from L&O SVU. That's actually who I thought it was when I first saw his face Edit add-on: Learn a lesson from PinkDick. It's always better to try (and fail) than not try at all. Glad he played along with that beating. Wasn't an easy spot to be in

[u/Anthem26]

I wonder if Alex, the sound guy before Gilbert, was the same one that used to work as the producer for DVDASA.

[u/Hes_A_Fast_Cat]

Fun episode. As a Bryan Callen fan I gotta say his "narcissism" is clearly part of his shtick and self-depreciating, acting like he's more famous than he is which is funny because he's not that famous despite spending ~30 years in the business. It's strange to me that someone would take him seriously and think he's serious.

Anyone know what "R" word Bryan used that Khalilia and her sister took offense to?

Also, I would say don't bother with calling listeners in the future, just a waste of time and nothing that interesting comes from it.

[u/xlpaperclip]

Love tigerbelly. Listen to every podcast but usually skip watching the videos. But was really excited to watch this one even after listening.

[u/Rdperez3]

Great episode! I want to go to the next live podcast. Where could I go to see when the next one is going to be?

[u/throwayyyy888]

One of the best episodes so far. You can really feel the love in the room. Good choice for the 100th episode PD. Taking one for the team lol

[u/[deleted]]

This has already been said to death but Gilbert's head is massive. I don't notice it as much when there aren't smaller heads around to compare. One of his funniest episodes, I think.

[u/jimit21]

The cringe makes me physically convulse. Great episode so far!