The Captain's Trajectory | TigerBelly 93

[Music] hey guys you know what I'm talking about what these shape sets that we got we got one you used it right yeah we got amazing yeah razor yeah these razors Harry's look so fancy manly yeah Boucher and dude Father's Day is coming up probably honestly the best gift you can get your father because it's all in here look at Chickasaw I'm completely hairless let's he's hairless no I did shave our dude how dope is is five blades I rarely shave and it was very easy to very smoothly I blade yeah it's amazing no wonder she's so close to my leg yeah and um just focus yeah yeah smells so cool dude no it smells like if you know what smells what kind of notes are you getting like a fancy clothing a real man yeah let me smell it yeah and it comes in this nice little fancy box there's a little box here I'm very impressed with the blades I use it on my legs yeah so women and it was like extra blades in this little other container it's easy to snap on right let me see if it like James Bond right now give me this blade back then when you use it look well here's a [ __ ] use it now you're going to do it right now live away when we offer air Gilbert so make sure you go to harrys.com slash tiger belly right now the ridhima special offer for fans of the show which is you guys harry's will give you $5 off on one of their shave sets this is a limited time only so act now that's harrys.com slash tiger belly to get five dollars off and help support the show yep and be nice you're dead five four three two one wah E oh ah e ooh ooh ah ah ha ha welcome to the podcast everybody what's a yeah we got me I'm me me me you got me the slap King we got kalila we got George I forgot your name for supper God isn't it I [ __ ] forgot we have Ryan we got Gilbert with our I ride whatever I write don't all right rock'n'roll buddy welcome to episode 93 yeah that's amazing guys and that's giome took a weird week guys i can't sleep i go sleeping at 10 in the morning and then wake up at 5 in the afternoon like a vampire what's new no but this is different 10:00 in the morning what is it usually six wake up at five still though wake up at five still but seriously dad lately thing Dow Casey and then fog bro you don't have to be Friday or oh [ __ ] so last week my agent calls me goes hey you know Lyle Lovett or what's the cause love it really love it or leave it and I know what that is it's a hot podcast which it is and I go oh anything go do what you want it like what is it he goes is Jon love it he was a political writer for Obama I think right no wow it's right after Obama the speechwriter for Barack Obama okay and I go well I don't know nothing about politics and my agent goes you don't even know nothing guess what good advice you're in or nothing it's just a small thing you'll be good for your podcast alright I just forgot I don't even ask any more questions I go I'll do it so then what I didn't even know I wake up Friday and then you say to me kalila right well I'm not home so I text him I try to call him several times like look you need to be at the improv in two hours he's not waking up he's not picking up and finally 45 minutes before the show was supposed to start he finally picks up and like you know you have that show at 8 o'clock at the improv what show yes I will talk to what y'all yeah everything yelling yeah yeah and so and then she goes did you see the email the pages then that's when I knew I was [ __ ] basically the outline of the show he had to know everything about Koechner he had to know everything about basically everything Michael Flynn everything everything I think to that outline yeah because it's structured yeah so then he starts panicking she's a girl I can't do I get to work cancel why you can't and because it's sold that gel sold-out show at the improv and it's through CAA so I can't cancel so I show up there and I'm upstairs and I'm in there with two other people that are doing it this guy iris he's a african-american gay guy from MTV the Bible is not very smart and an actress kind of name she was very good though and I walked up to the John loved and I go hey I don't know them and you can tell they're like what I don't know nothing a [ __ ] to say you're a political pundit and then you go oh I guess okay really nice guy though it's sold out so doing a live podcast cheese sold out at the improv and I don't know nothing so they introduced us I woke up on stage and I this is what you do do what you don't know nothing you have to just play that the only card you have played um you got a play no you say I don't know nothing I don't know why I mirror or that sentence yeah I don't know why I hear ya you said it four times already I'm on stage I don't even know what was going on it was an hour to have long so I'm on stage for an hour and a half this guy John Lovett is the best not only is he immersed himself in the material obviously it worked for the White House you the writer he's great he's also very funny and he's killing on stage I mean he's obliterating and I'm literally going I'm seated with a mic at one point for 20 minutes and Michael is even by my I just had a dangling by my side and then everyone so I would do this I would just stand up and walk away no it's a good bit if that could always work that's a good day and then he would have to say what are you doing I'm taking a break you're that kind I was doing that act and yeah and then when it was done I just ran out of there how long was the show I would half an hour and half of walking up and down and saying I don't know nothing holy [ __ ] how're you guys know stuff right so he watches the news every day alright I went through each point with him like look you know about this trip to Rome you know about him slapping the hand you knew every point on there but when it comes to when the pressure is on it just somehow evaporates from not because the things that I know is what you're what the things that I know is how he's introducing the topic I like the basics yeah so slap in the hand is one thing he already said that yeah so then he's like what why did she do that who was around them and what trip where were they going he was going from here to there and to see this person I don't know anything else but the flapping but that informations already out there so now I'm [ __ ] I don't know nothing I know I don't know nothing taking a break yeah so I just add and then the sleeping thing and then um and then I got I thought I discovered something new at the spa oh and I want people to hear me if you're a guy and you live in LA you really need to go this Korean spa with me and I'm inviting people don't fight everyone man I don't know island by two people number one dudes you know you will you will see my dick installing a grinder add yeah we want to see dudes attic Bobby it's an all-male spa so if you only do it's not a sexual but proceed with caution when you invite all of Los Angeles to and going well how many people in LA that our guys they are willing to go this fall with me live in LA all of West Hollywood I guarantee you if you give them the time and place at least 150 men will show up at a small places to [ __ ] we have to decide a month no way yeah we got to decide who the two are anyway and it's open 24 hours I go at like really weird hours like midnight 1:00 2:00 in the morning and I want to tiger belly fans to just go to swallows me you going to see my penis you're going to see my ritual but I figured out a way new way to clean myself how with your bus how you usually do it but now but also explains the new way my brother and I will go and okay so you go and there's pool tables in the front of this in the lobby of this play pool at ping pong notice pool tables ping Kong's upstairs and there's always like shady [ __ ] Korean characters a there's a guy that dresses full camo it's impossible yeah Darian a Korean guy Oh fool but not even like Vietnam camo Desert Storm but a lighter can lie better can can like not helping you at all right here and there's another guy he hangs out with is this fatter man where he wears a wife-beater suspenders but the Mork & Mindy kind he the Morgan Mindy suspenders right she's got a moustache aviator glasses at night yeah right he wears one of those you ever see on poltergeist - the evil guy in that yeah we know we really like an Amish black hat pretty much oh it's like a um it's it's a it's a [ __ ] hat a black [ __ ] hat nine [ __ ] inside hurry in surly the Korean dude why and he has a lot of cash and he's always exploring it on tables for some reason but I don't really try to analyze it because I feel like if I lock eyes with them then I'm gonna be in for some [ __ ] like talk to anyone know you uh and then I have to delighted to be mu or a drug mule or something for him but balloons again yeah so I'll look at them before split second and others walk by you don't interact with anyone there what about the football game say what's up nicest vendors so then I go in and my brother if my brothers are we immediately take a [ __ ] okay we go just I go to the big stall he goes little one and we like Power Move I believe it at the same time and we also giggle we just gotta go far nah go a no giggle it's so much fun it's so fun was wrong what did giggle like kids you know me and then we you get naked again you put your clothes in the locker need to walk into this spa and it reminds you of like the 70s and then they just nothing's modern it's that tiles the color scheme is like this Soviet core green right Soviet green and true yeah you know Aldo beer awareness everyone know the Soviet dream yeah you know like an alien's [ __ ] oh yeah [Applause] reading I thought on roswall we used to go - yeah come Annette yes on it and then here's what I do now also the steam room is illegal what do you mean oh I've been in that I it's he did if they don't sure they don't turn it off for 24 hours a day every day for the lit for all year ooh when you walk in there it's like the surface of the Sun it's so [ __ ] hot you like die there you literally I've seen guys walking I walk out someone did die there laughs oh yeah wait laughs wait no like a couple of months ago no you said to - no cuz I just saw Tanaka oh yeah yeah yeah so Alex Tanaka if you guys don't know who he is if you guys ever seen the movie Rushmore anybody else I have in the movie where yes the Chinese girl that's in though the girl from old school - yeah she plays armed Rushmore's girlfriend in it she's also the girl from old school yeah wraps him out at the very end yeah that's her brother and her brother was the executive producer of animal practice the NBC sitcom I was on you wait why does it go senator don't know the documentary crew in here we got to tell people and I'm doing it there's a documentary crew from England and I'm giving them little Winky wings okay animal practice so I did some ADR for this guy Alex Tanaka and he goes because I introduced him to the spa you go oh man you know what happened in LA I go what I was in the steam room and I look over and I was definite to me how I go yeah and he goes yeah and then I guess sat there and ambulance game they pulled them out and they just didn't close the place you've stayed in the steam room yeah so that's what so this is my new theory though on the method okay I did it once last week and I walked in and I took a shower and I love her my body with soap okay like to the point where I look like a snowman like a lather to the point where it's like I look like I'm wearing like a spacesuit super bubbly like yeah it's an its clothing like a Michelin Man yeah like Michelin Man yeah right there you go thank you and I walked sit into that steam room and for some reason in my mind and I don't think this is healthy but I feel like the pores open in my skin and that soap goes into my skin okay okay bye and I start scratching my body with the soap right and if I look at my nails oh just listen yeah just make a point you know your skin is watertight right this is horizontal I know it is no no I know what I'm sayin she's trained Oh tell me about the skin it's it's watertight so it's only permeable one direction like you think if your skin if your door is actually open to change and be susceptible to so many diseases why doesn't work so you're just crashing yourself really hard so you're saying is unless you help in ruined the pores are like my butthole only one thing goes on one way one directional unlike George's butthole multiple things everywhere everywhere everything the largest organ and protect the origin gelati oh so when pores opens what comes out but not in but UK doesn't go in I have to cannot go in it shouldn't go and imagine if water could just just freely go in and out over again it doesn't work that anyways what are other people's reactions when you walk into the dance beamer Monday hater yeah yeah but that that's scary because at least for a woman when you use soap your vagina yeah I know even if a little bit of soap goes in your your donut hole yeah oh it burns when you actually finally pee it burned it's excruciating this let us feel the same for men when the soap goes into the dick hole my kick has no feeling like it died 12 years ago good if you learn as a kid don't jerk off with Head & Shoulders that really hurts once you pee afterwards well don't jerk off you know you don't jerk off with what is that tiger balm oh not do that oh yeah yeah let's it burns III I do I'm okay I'm gonna tell you or something right now and I want to do that as a contest everyone jerk off but I want I want to laugh I swear to God how about this dude Gilbert I'll give you I'm not even [ __ ] kidding you dude three hundred and cash if we could just put tiger balm over your dick and see how logging it'd last without taking a shower I mean you know I'll do it but I mean we had a three Hasini I mean yeah how much money five hundred bucks like a thousand a grand a grand just make sure you cover the hole but I die for me no you can't do believe you can die first of all let's see I will get playing with Tiger bombers to people not Asian it's uh what's that other stuff that American version of that I don't know it look like I see her just like you homeopathic yeah yeah nyquil not a bit of the basics like a Vic's right mesentery yes yeah I think it's a cat there has to be like camphor that burning yeah anyway burns but I also thought about it some more the skin does absorb to a certain extent like it does absorb lotion and things like that so maybe the soap does deep into our sound so stupid and his theory is correct no I'm just saying it doesn't seep into like your bloodstream I don't know what I want I want my stuff to go to my bloodstream what I want is it to get into my skin like lotion all this permeable one-way water thing no your skin does absorb some just not as deep as you need it to look so anyway I knew so because I was in there and so I would scratch my body with the soap on it and it felt like you know I was getting softer no I was getting like some grunt dirt like dirt was coming are we call it in Korean I know Angie yes mangy yeah Korean is mangy is when you rub your skin and then you get that black not black but dirt oh my dad used to clean like that one of the kids yeah that old black mangy we Manji so I was it was doing that but then the then I did it three days after that and I [ __ ] up it was the most painful thing I'm gonna try my face in my head too right so I now I'm fully covered now I just look like a [ __ ] look like like an elephant jerked off on my [ __ ] face that's a lot of good all right I got that's a lot of code yeah and I walk in there and had my eyes closed I walked in there I sat down and I opened my eyes for just a second uh in this silks went into my eyes and I was blinded it hurts so [ __ ] bad ah like that right I'm in a steam room 2:00 in the morning ah like this right but I'm like I'm not gonna go out and wash myself because I'm in here already but it was so painful I'm not going to go it was so painful so it does work my theory Oman ji-mun that Korean spa is this thing going on like a spa now I don't even know and eat Pauly Shore goes there mm-hmm and one day does did what's up with that the band's outside and so next to the [ __ ] spa is a sushi place that's never opened and at 2:00 in the morning girls will just walk out of there and go into these vans and they'll drive away everywhere in Koreatown I once had a birthday at a karaoke spot and half of the place was strictly for karaoke and half of the place were full-on orgies yeah so if you if you walk into the karaoke spot there's a middle a center bar there if you're a girl sitting in that center bar you're basically you're you're an escort and the reason I found this out it was the hard way because I was a little tipsy number that place you're at school yeah I was in a bad gangbang Oh an accident your logic and I'm doing stuff yeah and I walked into the wrong room and they were full like four grown like businessmen type Korean men with women like it was a full-on gangbang and three of my other friends accidentally went into that room too and we kept going in like like we just [ __ ] learned the first time we were also just really curious and a lot of these places in Korea said especially when they don't have like an English sign to them I'm not trying to like incriminate people but usually is just what happens in LA you know but I was there when Polly asked the owner about it oh so we walk up to the owner and all the coke is so the guy that owns the Korean spa this is all Korean dude who he has my me and a baseball players headshot hanging from Korea spot in the in the in the cover booth okay right because he used to watch Mad TV late-night and also side note I'm not even kidding you and ask Paul II asked my brother the biggest dick I've ever [ __ ] seen and not for being Asian he's got a bigger dick than black people whoa I mean this thing is like it goes to his knee dude wait soft soft [ __ ] no he did something but cement in it what what is that your skin can absorb some edible so anyway so Pauly goes up to the owner and goes dude what's that and then he goes said the ladies and stuff coming in and out how does that work and this is what he said no and that's always that you know what's up no no I mean it's like what he can't we can't even ask a question when I first started dating Bobby and I still do this now every time he says he's going to the spa I've always liked my reaction is always okay like have fun the spa when I first start dating him the assumption was that there was it was okay taking you there yep I've never seen you play a song during the day upstairs okay [ __ ] conscience never politics I can say it was play ping-pong goddess yeah it's actually like I swear to God on my parents life that I've never been don't know what the [ __ ] okay I go there for the spa no I believe that but I just I know but I don't like a hard line if I really want to do reviewing function that you think that I'm getting like side [ __ ] there yeah it's not permeable it's not promote [ __ ] is not for me okay yeah did I don't do that I believe you but I've also seen gang wars now I was there with the Mel k-town male Rodriguez Aron Kader who's a stand-up knows an actor he's on that HBO nursing show good stuff head on whatever that was with Alex Bors anyway I was there with Mel we're sitting there on the bench like these park benches 2:00 in the morning and then all of a sudden 12 cars just come into the parking lot people just walk out of the cars with sticks and bats and they have a full-blown fight it was incredible it was like Tokyo Drift holy [ __ ] but his sticks and bats all crema if there was guns I would've left Asian don't do that [ __ ] we don't do we know we when we kill creations we want to see your eyes weapon we do weapon not [ __ ] from afar we dig a [ __ ] tailpipe into your [ __ ] shirt oh Jesus okay but yeah so that place is magical and I'm not gonna tell you what it's called I renamed it said it now don't we said it in previous parts but we're not I don't want anyone to go there we may have said it you know there's lots of them in LA that's just oh yeah that's last time I'm in LA my boy oh and I got a wee Spa personally but - yeah but that's for the main street for the men's room no I valid that's the thing I don't like I don't like you know people go why don't you put a Comedy Store and not the last I agree the Comedy Store is gritty it's there's this element of danger there and that's what I prefer same with the spot that I go to there's an element of something not not there's not something what something's wrong something's not right and but I like it mmm I could die I like that feeling naked with I hope all over your life where blow my god how how sad would that do that's how nice so you're gonna go ah yeah and then like the ambulance comes and I'm just literally cover a couple of so naked covered in a go I'll be so funny Bobby Lee died soap all over his body I could get that much so far yeah um but I at kalila George look at me I just told me this week and I can't believe you never even mentioned it oh that's what I was gonna yeah that you you got mocked oh yeah I went to Columbia a couple weeks or last week yeah you got mugged oh don't forget he got drugged then he got no cup in his own piss you know I'm like I've got four days here in Columbia gotta live it up my first day there see a few sights see you're going just to go right yeah no I haven't been to heaven Columbian for I never heard of Hawaii hahahaha go to Hawaii well you know must like put Italy our friends getting married and uh in Spain and like August so I was very complete I will go to the [ __ ] is Colin and so I was looking up cheap flights yeah let's talk about our area and then go to Spain on the other side of the world let me it's awesome though it really is like becoming such a huge hub yeah baked-on Georgia story yeah yeah yeah I mean he made some really Victoria Menachem Begin yeah okay so I'm like I got four days here I gotta live it up so I see a few museums then like first nights yeah looked up goddamnit Gilbert so I like I'm going out I go like bar hopin I don't meet it I've met a few people like during the day but you you think you're gonna get [ __ ] right I'm not a South America - anything I make sure he sent out look at me right now look at my eyes right now globally globally you're unfuckable alright do that's a lot even in LA Internet or maybe even and stuff you are not Romulan I hold on it no [ __ ] for you okay so South America I'm exotic I'm Lauren Campbell yeah you receive your hdu you arrived at what day Thursday yeah okay this isn't the the text that we received from George bad Thursday just grabbing a coffee and girls want to take a photo with me here look at it and that's a last we heard from him just grabbing a coffee and girls want to take a photo with me that's so [ __ ] wrong event at the Gilbert and I am [ __ ] to can let me look at these girls are let me look at them thank you okay yeah yeah they're okay what did they say to you like they do the whole Brad Pitt thing again no no it's no dried petals just like I can we take a photo what'd you do yeah we saw if you have if you don't know listening when he go to other countries people think that he's practiced well allegedly eleven legend that happened once okay yeah will that person yeah is blind and [ __ ] they have those two in India if anyone looks at you goes is that Brad Pitt they're defined Emmett Otis yeah there's no I'm not a doctor or I would just go that's as you are have you okay I have black friends who have been - who are actually in Korea right now yeah and my friend's boyfriend who's a black guy everyone everyone was screaming and taking pictures with him because they thought he was oh sure he looks nothing like Usher yeah nothing so I believe Georgia story it's just sometimes you know yeah if they've never seen anything that pink before they're probably just going to assume it's Brad Pitt so what you're saying to me if I go to Africa I'm in the Congo they're gonna go gently yes possibly anyway with my body Faberge egg body a whole look at people in Africa like start like praising Bobby did you call me a Faberge egg body and we got the title of this episode Roger - you just said that earlier today using video games and he had his underwear hiked up really high and in shirt tucked in his underwear he stood up and swear to you you know there's two types of body shapes they we say your pair your apple shape either there's a third he's a fancy Faberge egg okay your fancy fancy yeah and she [ __ ] me here's you okay where's the joke the joke's on her you be [ __ ] fabergé or [ __ ] a fiver two eggs i-i've always been a fan of savage and always wanted to own one yeah anyways to tell me what happens yeah so I go out I go bar-hopping didn't mean anybody like that and then I'm walking down the street and this real nice guy Javier comes up okay how'd you feel his name yeah not his real name did he see him anyways how he oh jeez made that up and for the sword be real know whose real name is Javier yeah I believe you know the real character and the story just listen bhai so how we are so we go out I buy him a beer like a vial he was a nice guy he was like kind of get an easy laugh like everything I said well then I'm out a civilian vana what did heavier say he did for a living George oh he's an aspiring rapper we talked about like man Hollywood I reducers I going to Beijing China meeting a Chinese going guy going I try for NASCAR yeah nothing dope you do not know you don't hae the Asian guy just won that huge um racecar thing in Asia do you know the name of it what we did Adam obviously easily made a comment and it's an arcade okay but he has a lot of good Asian driver way he's young so he kept on like being like oh man let's go let's go to this strip club and I'm like man look at me I don't need to go to a strip club here honey I'm exotic here you know like that's why I came here Sunday yeah I could be and like you know he's like yeah let's go to the strip club he's like I'm like nah then he's like oh man I know this great club down the way so let's uh and I'm like sure I can go there maybe learn some salsa have some fun so we start walking it's we're getting to this kind of kind of see to your section town but I'm like I trust this guy he's a he's an aspiring rapper he knows his way around town George so we get to source to up the toys your strip club we get there I'm like oh of course it's a strip club after you say like no three times in a Latin American country you're going to be at a strip club so we get in and I'm like okay I'll I'll stay here for a few drinks since we bought a bottle of rum on the way and I had two drinks two shots of the rum and then I woke up in my hotel bed the next morning with my pants on I was like this is kind of strange and then I kind of felt down I was like I think I peed my pants and then I checked my pockets I'm like I have nothing in my pockets I got drugged and robbed in Colombia what my mom like was scared would happen happen what everybody assumes is going to happen I'm all around me right out completely yeah Bobby's okay so I'm was gonna tell you something right now okay from the time from the strip club till you woke up in that seven hour period anything could have happened I told them if did you check your butthole how did it feel was its robbing you could have had midgets I had a great likes night's sleep that's the most you know I had you go to a foreign country for a story I don't even remember the [ __ ] story yeah at the am so mad at you right now I am a little mad at you Jordan would he take um I have no idea I had a great night's sleep no way cake on your pockets so we got my my iPhone and about a hundred fifty bucks credit cards one credit card I had two so I kept them all separate that's my yeah yeah I got half my cache separate had my passport separate so always split up everything I was mugged in South Africa I told ya so I know how it feels but that was in college age like it was obvious yeah I wasn't drunk no I was it was purely because like there were warning signs at every step and I just walked right past every warning sign I was like bored in a new country and I wanted to like number one Javier that's where you made the mistake you have a to aspiring rapper aspiring rapper second mistake you have to realize you look a certain way you look on you huh money oh yeah well I do think like my how now usually I'll go out because I ask the lady I'll ask the the lady at the hotel yeah she has to unlock the door because it's like a dangerous air yeah so I'd like hey did I seem strange last night when I came back just like not you oh you said goodbye to your friend you hugged him and then you like walked up to your room like that's closed rooms inside job I say 'then and said she knew about it she knows Javier everyone in the strip club - yeah I think they do this off they do it off they wait outside our hotel no not the hotel lady but I've said I think more Tara laughing oh no hell lady though than the hotel was real hard for me to believe that as blacked-out as you were that you let's say you got drugged with you know GHB or something like that that you were lively and conversational and seemed fine that seems so unlikely for me eh he only took two shots of rum and let's say you were I remember yeah yeah but I woke up yeah I didn't have a hangover anything I don't know Maya so we never heard from them again so you took your phone - right so after he sent us that picture I was like Georgia as opposed to anything from Colombia and off stop so when that happens with a you Verizon AT&T your AT&T they don't have those stores there what do you mean I mean no they don't have an AT&T in Colombo like yeah do they have those yeah I didn't know luckily I know where they have AT&T Hawaii you piece of [ __ ] this is why this is where we always argue the farthest place you want to travel as a couple of Hawaii anyway you know why their water sliced over the ocean - yeah the averages was a little like roots but uh fire sticks yeah I love all that [ __ ] yeah it's a word well then you know what babe I don't know what else to say it's an idol one I don't want to end up like him yeah also yeah also you can go to Columbia not end up like George I'm sorry you may also go to Columbia and get shot up by cartels that's true come on oh I research it beforehand you know used to be a lot of kidnappings now it's down to like two hundred years so it's a lot safer if you say hello also you see the 200 I'm that guy you're part of that now I'm a part of the 200 and I'm going to be the one that's going to be like the new thing they cut his ass cheeks off for no real out of Asian I'm the new guy that that experimental you would have mental guy yeah you wouldn't stick out their alliance in South America so I decided I wanted like I was like okay this is my experience here I'm going to do the full experience I'm going to report it to the police yeah so I went and that was of course I walked in like you know my pants are dried luckily I only had one pair of pants the whole frickin trip also I don't hate you peed yourself I think they peed on you and maybe uh you know they just peed on you too you know well we know with pee though cuz it was at my crotch what do you mean like you reached that like it when is it either gonna fail erekle oh my god dr. pepper the global bond do you know wasn't sticking it maybe you came from the euphoria that was a lot of that I had a great time my friend it was really wet I'm just want to say to this demand I would I would have went right home let me tell ya I don't know I woke up the next morning I was like I'm gonna continue with my plans I hiked up Munsif out there this beautiful mountain oh the would say it again like a morning snack laughing I like it that's this beautiful mountain looks like on the side of the what is it well it's like a religious hike they're so long in something up about that plane I got robbed again up yeah I was scared to shut the hole like every time I walked around any [ __ ] no no at that point you don't you're not Li just wanna it doesn't matter at one point with this guy so they might mean to you want you to go to Hawaii Hawaii with Hawaii a man but yeah I will go to the grande y la hotel they have the number two spawn the world yes I said they have a higher like steamroom thing they take it no sector papaya state notify IOC being a papaya papaya hot tub I mean what and in its instead of water it's papaya juice see you the career nobody with no higher then you go in there and you put little cucumbers in your eyes and you just pass out it's the best [ __ ] I know [ __ ] mugging no urine on myself nothing no you're not so yeah so I went dude I had a baby I had a prostitute in Honolulu once yeah there are many there so can I tell you what you did that really [ __ ] bothered me what she did she put two condoms on me dumb double-bagged you he double that's the worst thing you can do and likely my friend I was with Deon and he goes yo man never met one condom like he's never been double condom and no one's ever been double condom why the compliment he look you look like somebody who's probably had a lot of prostitutes beautiful like this guy hey Thor a lot of problems you know what she did is she held you know when I was having sex with her she took her finger and held the condoms in place that's in case so that it wouldn't she's holding your piece like a cigarette cigar yeah like a sorcerer [ __ ] with a cigar right and she did that and that's how dirty I look oh man hi I should have [ __ ] taken note when we first started dating I know cuz her vagina was still itches it still is permanent villages by my dick mixture [ __ ] of a generation some mystery every behind every pocket diner I don't care I've been I am my total make your vagina itch that is why you guys this right the first time I got tested for everything from when we first started dating music can you let me know if I have anything based on your test he called me right up is like do I have a my HIV what am i what am I going on with me right half of your biopsy yeah sorry guys you know I just never was I wasn't raised religiously I think my parents fault I just have a CD quality about me and I don't know what to do about it like I've been going on Facebook lately and watching um going into my friends from high schools like profiles and looking at their photos and they just have kids and then parks and they're like a far below those parks and they're like going to work and doing things like that and you're getting double Meg everything's elbow back and whole a Lulu you know I you know I don't wake up till five I know what the [ __ ] happened to me and look at their lives and I go and they all still hang out with each other oh really yeah there's barbecues with like Craig Crawford and Greg Rogers and you know all these guys and they're just laughing and drinking their beers you know meanwhile you know this is what I'm doing what went wrong with me maybe it's right maybe it's ray maybe they look at my thing and they go look at what he's doing it's a different kind of right maybe yeah yeah but you know you should be grateful because of the things going on in the world Manchester Oh God that's all that matter are you laughing I laugh before you is not and then the two guys in Portland yeah you don't know about that no I don't know the Portland one really really so this um basically this this okay so this white supremacist known to Portland authorities yeah he's on a bus these two girls there one with a hijab ones wearing huggable oh you know the traditional ha job oh yeah yeah a hijab and he's berating them you know he's I don't know what he's saying but it's uncomfortable for the people that are on the bus to guys that don't know each other a guy by the name one is an army vet who has was a father of four and another the 23 year old guy just graduated in college yeah they approach the gun and they go can you please stop that and there was another kid - oh what a kid that's like a poet basically like confronting like hey stop harassing a white girl others took a [ __ ] a knife and hit them both of the neck stabbed them to death oh yeah burn to death and the other kid had injuries the poet but he didn't die and I it's awful it's a [ __ ] awful and um a president won't even mention it he won't even mention it and these two guys are [ __ ] heroes men did he is he's going he's tweeting all about fake news fake news fake news he didn't even take the time to acknowledge these two guys who yeah essentially you know save those girls lives like this guy was an absolute nut case nut case yeah and they have him and um but it was a photo on Facebook of it was like not a funeral but what do you call it a um Memorial Memorial and one of the guys the 23 year olds mom was there she's crying obviously but there's a photo on Facebook that I saw that made me cry so hard where there was a girl wearing that what's it called you can a job yeah Java Java yeah and the mother is their head to head and just kind of staring each other in the eyes it really made me cry it was really heartfelt and then of course Manchester happened and Rihanna Huffington concert Edie a drama to Audrina Huffington Arianna Grande Ariana Grande and Arianna Huffington who's that is also a hospital she's to be married to where there is one yes there you know I made a mistake okay that wasn't listen to me right now that wasn't intended as a joke I [ __ ] up yeah Arianna Arianna what grande yeah I Ronda yeah whatever yeah who gives a [ __ ] I mean I care about the Pickton's you know but I don't know the the artist I apologize okay she's probably very talented probably you it's pretty good why'd you just kind of go huh George pretty good yeah yeah just see yeah she's too pretty to know if she's talented no she is she can really sing and she was devastated even if I had a show I get it if I - Oh million the 200 seats I played Yummie and three guys got stabbed my fans got stabbed it would be it would be life-altering for me of course and I would blame kind of blame myself for some reason I would go like ah what couldn't have done there's nothing you could do it's not her fault it's not you know it's these [ __ ] people are cowards man hmm I mean how do you look at you how how are you a man to have that kind of like system in your head he doesn't have any with them in his head to think that that is your doing anything good or right two-year-old lost soul you're a [ __ ] yeah I mean what a [ __ ] [ __ ] and and kids you're killing that that's why the [ __ ] yeah I know I know there's supposed to be a collie part I'm sorry it happened but it did happen we haven't addressed it I just want to say that that it is it's [ __ ] insane on a brighter note Arsenal won the FA Cup yeah finally something something if you're an Arsenal fan let's give Vanguard of the year I don't know should we I mean I love vegher but I don't know sweetie this was a really bad season we ended strong but boy was it miserable the middle I mean watch it most of them it was just so [ __ ] deplane even make Champions League for the first time and continum beat us for the first time so Tottenham has no trophy we do so go [ __ ] what number on your book sorry sweetie but they did better than us this year no makeup no not no FA Cup the two English guys what are their names Paul what Paul Lloyd and was out a bloke the guys so quiet follow me Lloyd yeah you said Paul Lloyd like like one day I know the other singer Paul Lloyd was here yep even Paul and Lloyd - English Fox blokes Oh nicely hooligans not only is this was kill again who's again I asked him I go is the epic Cup a big deal it's a mighty big deal mate is what this'll do me well am i green with Rose right now wha dead on right I transported sir you know he'll have a stalk it's just like [ __ ] Game of Thrones Internet yeah you're there with the sod yes my lord very good who's that I don't know I don't know playing which if you're a fan of Game of Thrones oh yeah July did you see the trailer yeah sometimes [ __ ] intense we should watch it together as a family with you who with you with who Tia grant us all of us every wonders we don't know anyone that doesn't watch it your brother watches it my mom my sister Georgie I hate [ __ ] I'd do this you got no ties like this like viewing part you like me like Game of Thrones I don't like fantasy so oh you don't have an imagination you [ __ ] nut and that crazy idea I don't deal with [ __ ] that say I'm not into fantasy I mean hi guys guys I go guys I go I never so Stowers the kid I hate it I hate sci-fi well you have no imagination and get the [ __ ] out of my face it's cool to see hobbits running around chasing rings and midgets with hairy feet you know that dingleberry what's his name dingleberry Peter Dinklage dingleberry are we gonna troll oh my god come on I mean you're castin I uh that's all right guys I mean I you know what we've been editing [ __ ] because even last week we edited oh you've been giving me a heart attack every week for some reason when we when we take the time to say hey Bobby don't say these words it's almost as if you take that ass I'm absolutely going to say those words I don't like people tell me what to do listen if you're my friend call me ching chong all your watching chance at your shell I tell you something that might piss you off then I just want to just for a second let me just get my point across Andrew Dice Clay for seven years literally called me Ching when he would bring me up on stage he wouldn't even say my name he go Ching and the one day I walked up to him I was angry I could enter I know your legend and everything my name is Bobby don't go Ching no guys Ching it's about you Stallone it looks too low oh yeah that was not dice Israel yeah how do you do a dice so you know what died said to me hey it's not racial like what is it it's inching your money since you justified a good deed by then however you have just look at this it's what 7 News I got like even comic King from now on the other night he called me Bobby for the first time Wow girls the real groan information Bobby now go wow I got through the ching part but you can say things like [ __ ] if you're a friend to me alright ok only if I was a bad Wharf or a little person call me [ __ ] or Faberge egg Faberge eggs if anyone I don't know all these terms anyway it's fine I don't edit I you know what you're right I went into a rage and actually did no no no you don't know why but I'm just going to say you got mad at me because I talked it's all because of the stupid ABC show and you think there's somebody's gonna you think somebody's gonna um blackmail me I just I just get weird about you know like crazy people get crazy emails all the time like it's all marketing because I'm a huge fan you're so talented I should have said those things sorry Peter Dinklage to all the little people yes our I'm sorry to Elijah Wood yep is he little you should about your height is why I bet at once yeah you really yeah he was at the Comedy Store and I walked by him and he stood up and he shook my hand and and also he said it's a couple of sketches with Dominic Monaghan oh I [ __ ] know two hobbits bro damn does not where I am in life Wow I know - we were gonna say babe so what happened last week you I didn't want to tell you this because it really put me in a in a funk but I was talking to an old friend who happened to talk to my ex-boyfriend and I hadn't spoken to this girl in a long time and she said oh yeah I was trying to look for you on face so if I was like oh what prompted that she as well I talked to you know your ex or whatever and he and word for verbatim he was like oh you got to see what her boyfriend looks like he's like a short Chinese dude and she said that that's what he said like he was hating on basically you on you was a postive no no no no who Alex the tattooed guy and so it just so happened yeah she's with some short Chinese food now and it it put me in a [ __ ] rage you know why it put me in a rage because he knows exactly who you are he knows what you do for a living he knows everything but his descriptor of you to other people is just that and I didn't know I wanted so badly to call him McCain why are you why are you being salty let me say something right now I'm not Chinese even though you do a lot people to call you [ __ ] yeah okay only friends right number two I'm not short for my ethnicity Oh average aiming average man number three I'm sorry but I have every right as a short tiny Chinese Bobby not Chinese I know your average Korean but I have every right the way I look - bang - bang girls out of my [ __ ] league because that's a point of life the point of life is to reach out and reach for the stars yeah okay if I dated a girl that God wanted me to date which was a four foot nine Vietnamese girl named Tring Tring I would have done that I get in I looked at this girl on tinder right here yeah you did and it's wise right okay that right and guess what I crawled inside her how did you live in there a long time okay right and when I went I crushed it right oh and a calyx go [ __ ] yourself boom you just salty tireless yet man people go how come she date you I'll tell you why I date you because for starters you you know you have a bigger penis than him and also you you guys we have a lot of artwork either that you send us or that we make ourselves or that Bobby has just sitting around the house and I always think what a waste why don't we get them framed and hanging up on the wall now we can with frame bridge frame bridge com seriously guys they do the best work we've sent a couple of paintings and photos there yeah we've got in the back and it's amazing they're really cool like wood moldings they have more like a collect ik stop acid-wash stuff and right this week we're getting both this and this our 50th anniversary poster frame yeah yes it's quick it's a professional and I don't know where else you would go really to be honest with me it's really cheap it starts at $39 usually framing is such an expensive wedding it's always like kind of seventy or hundred usually way more I thought it'd get discouraged but frame bridge is really affordable so get started today on framing your photos or art go to frame bridge calm and use the promo code belly and you'll save an additional 50% off your first order just go to frame bridge calm promo code belly frame bridge calm promo code belly yeah so before I hate it I hate that people think that like I should be dating somebody else the haters and I'm not when I look at kalila I think she's lucky to be dating me I think no one I feel that way I don't think for one second like oh you know no baby were equally as I'm blessed we make a good team I wouldn't have 70 percent of the things I have right now without her I'm being real this is the honest truth directly to trajector how do you say a trajectory it's a directory truth okay no no no I'm not a [ __ ] I'm gonna say it tragic project tragic project Tory trajectory the trajectory the trajectory of my life is the way it is because of koalas foundation because no it's not it's even little things like when I you know a couple years ago you know I was outside this audition I wasn't going to go in and she basically called me a [ __ ] for not going in there and I went in there and I booked the pilot because of her this podcast you should do one I don't want to do one and no one's gonna care she goes you know what I'm gonna buy the equipment anyway she did that you know all these things and all these things that are happening in my career has a lot to do with kalila in my life you know I also I hated animals I used to put bunny rabbits in the microwave like I don't give a [ __ ] well and she introduced me to my [ __ ] kids gunner Ming Bobby jr. and Gobi and they're the light of my life I wouldn't give me that much credit I think I just added a little bit of organization in your life a little bit of structure which is what you really desperate lies a girl friends before go let's get a dog go [ __ ] yourself I'll eat it I'm being real I'll [ __ ] eat it mmm I think okay we won't get one right with her we she had it was because of me she had a kitten when I dated the first named Ming who lives in my house now and I was at her house in Long Beach it was like the first night I was spending at our house we hadn't had sex yet and being was on my shoulder sleeping she was like a little black and white fur ball and she was all my shows and I call squeeze it I wanna squeeze this into the [ __ ] eyes pop out of it he says no you didn't I didn't I didn't do it but you know what I want to get this book even stranger what is very much you know it's true I've written about this before you know and like my diary I'm like I'm pretty sure you know he's only pretending to like cats because he wants to get inside me right because I don't think that he genuinely liked them at that time and then one day she goes I don't know she was going out of town or something but she goes can Ming state your house and can you take care of Ming and save this girl a lot I like her a lot I'm gonna do it and one day being is I'm just sitting there watching TV or playing video games and Ming just looks at me and she goes Wow hi whoa right she walked her through such purring and i catched it and then we locked eyes and I bonded to it like oh I like the little girl and she became a friend a little lover menace sexual but like I loved I loved her oh and then I go Ming needs I love me so much she needs a friend so we got cooter we went to the [ __ ] place the OSH woods for [ __ ] animals was called Pasadena Humane Society calling that's the other name right yeah and I remember what I saw guter in the cage and he wasn't the cutest one but I remember good her you know he's a kitten and he done his knees he walked up to the thing and he put his head to the side and he goes oh yeah like that and I go that's it goodness the best and then we got Bobby jr. I know babe I'm doing come on babe I dated for drama good anticipation and then your fireman buddy because we found a kitten it's gonna die we're doing how small it was oh yeah and a bear she had barely opened his eyes yeah we blocked that [ __ ] oh we breastfed no way to breastfeed it we prophetic what do we do we said it every milk another from a bottle from a nipple I tried for my nipples nothing compare happening I said her puss [ __ ] I ain't no [ __ ] mom and that little guy grew up and that little guy used to hate me you didn't like me it doesn't matter unconditional love is what they call it I gave an unconditional love and now when I play video games fallout 4 right now it just sleep so much I might you know they're just all around him all robbery cats and a dog and then the dog came into my life and I'm like you know what this is my future this is the trajectory of my life and I'm going to open up an animal sanctuary one day that's our plan that's our plan and I'm going to harbor animals I'm and the sick ones we're going to still love it we're not gonna try to nurse it but we'll legally put it to sleep and then we'll eat them gotta have a little Asian in there yeah I get a little Asian elation yeah yeah that's what they do like in the colon Cocteau guns and the Philippine click in the Octagon yeah and that's like cockfighting whoever the losing chicken is what they used to like mop up the blood of costigan but then they always eat the chicken that chicken then goes to the winner the the winning chicken's owner and then they barbecue it outside so there's a barbecue outside Madhab comes the Philippines stop yeah I think I completely misunderstood what you're saying so let me just say think what this is whatever you're saying yeah two [ __ ] are fighting chicken the one that loses yeah does that mean they're dead they're dead yeah because they have so some [ __ ] takes the carcass of the guy that died yeah and then wipes the [ __ ] arena the blood rina within the body what I grew up watching I mean this is just what you see when you grow up in a country like that and yeah but then they just we eat it afterwards you eat it afterwards what happened what is it what happens is the winner the winners and also no usually no because they've been injured to some extent like at least my cousin's chickens they get to rest and you know it's really a [ __ ] up life they live because they have to be in isolation to build that type of aggression yeah these guys are leaving now bye guys hi guys yeah okay you guys I'm gonna let you guys leave but if energy is missing from my [ __ ] house I know where you live I'll find you I'm kidding thank you guys thank you guys very guy guys the pleasure's all mine looks like okay thank you they were really good they were quiet yeah yeah yeah that's amazing yeah just documentary so what's the doctor never I was in dying laughing it's really good it's a documental dying laughing and it's on iTunes on iTunes Kevin Hart Garry Shandling I mean everyone's events in it yeah I'm in it and now they're doing a TV series and they shot Tiger belly and they gave me a little interview out in my living room here and I think that was okay to do what you guys yeah why not yeah why not and it was fine I need to exercise base because I'm not gonna be able to sleep again tonight can we get this question then now hold on um why what we are in one hour really already haha what the [ __ ] have you even talked about a lot it's been an hour oh I could've did another hour ha I really could have done an hour I'm on it today there'd be a potent a.m. yeah but um I just want people to listen to me right now and I especially Tiger Valley belly fans because just listen to what my words I love you so much may your year be filled with joy and happiness in trajectories I love how you select added yeah may you find the blessings of the Lord and some gifts from Satan Oh a little bit of gifts from Satan and Harbor them in your soul and carry them like their jingle jangles jingle jingling I go and walk with peace and be safe from Isis and white supremacists we get Isis in the Philippines right now g-guys here yeah we're not gonna go into another topic baby because we're already at an hour okay what okay but I just that's my message to you tiger belly fans thank you so much for listening I appreciate it and I love you George is a pink dick slept King all day every day give me the question unhelpful advice with Bobby at Coelho hello fellow Tiger bellow friend showing some love from Anchorage Alaska yuck I've been said hey girl I've been a fan since about a month and a half ago and even been binge-watching ever since keep up the good work and I appreciate you guys my 21st birthday is on the 30th and I just want to know what we're all your 21st birthday experiences like and how that experience has impacted your life now from jungle asian in the forest well 21st I'm 45 years old so I don't really remember but just in general that was not a good time period for me because I felt lost so whatever you're going through my [ __ ] jungle Asian in Alaska don't worry about it thing will change just asking how you celebrated there's nothing he doesn't remember I don't remember I just remember there was no celebration I think it was like but I wouldn't went to an a meeting and like well you're 21 check out a bar because you've never been to one so I walked a little went to a bar and people fell right through me I felt invisible and I went home and I probably cried myself to sleep close well I was in Vegas yeah why I was living in Vegas yeah but what did you do better 21st 21st um I I wasn't so excited to drink alcohol because I had started drinking alcohol at a much younger age and has abused drinking alcohol at a much younger age so my 21st birthday I probably was extremely you know drunk somewhere in Vegas which is really really I should know this I remember my sister's 21st birthday cuz she woke up in piss and my mom had slept next to her in the bed and she got my mom's back wet with I could she pissed on the bed but I don't remember mine and I'm really sad about this what did I do you are hiding something no I really am NOT I it was living in Vegas so like it's just all a blur when you live there I love you really don't to do it on camera I love you so much I love you to me I love you guys is that it do we have a second question no no that's what I said I love you guys I love you so you who I don't love Alex right now man you piece of [ __ ] boom I don't hit your I don't hit her I give her love you know what's so crazy about this whole thing is that I I didn't speak to him for four years because of what he had done to me but then I was like you know I'm going to bury the hatchet because he had reached out and he was nice about it and he had apologized I was like yeah I'm cool with it I'm sure he's checked my Instagram he knows I'm with Bobby last time I even referred people like clients to hit tattoo shop sounds like Oh everything's cool I was on the phone with him a couple weeks ago when you were around remember that sounds like yeah I'm this is just an acquaintance now for the rest of my life I've forgiven this person for boxing me in the mouth Oh time 15 shows to watch LA Times newest times right what would get blow do all your shows on there nice what number this is in the top 15 but you know it's the vice line show ah yeah so that's good oh and also guys I'm going to Cleveland this weekend I mean hell there it is and I really need your support this weekend because I don't know if I want if it's splitting up together stays on forever I'm going to break I'm going to let I'm going to not do as much Road I want to see you guys come out and I want to celebrate life with you guys it would speed together one last time in Ohio Ohio and then next week we're going to be both Bobby and I are gonna be in Seattle you're in the Seattle area kalila and I will be in Seattle and come join us there yeah and if you know of any really good good spots to eat yeah we are welcome and also to let me know George I find you I know I don't treat you the best I'm a little awkward around you know sometimes I don't say hello and I try to fear if I like you or not but I don't want you to die you're like I love you I don't wait to die oh speaking of role was a really good question on the Internet be careful about this thing I know I it was not a good day care for it but I've never been happier to be like on a plane coming back to America I having to stare at the season on it I said of course I'm sober enough thank you so much here thank you sir hey well you can stop yeah [ __ ] yeah I don't deny an inspirational moment I had a little question joy life guys both oh there was a guy who had asked the question hang on one second just give me just give me ten seconds you can can it was a really good question for you though yeah just be careful because it's like if you would have died that would really be awful for us he would probably probably end up odd cast yeah I don't think I needed aliens for us we it would be too weird it had be angry at you like what the [ __ ] he goes why for yeah she's got a Columbia mm-hmm although if I was single I probably want to go to Columbia with you of course you want what's the question babe damn it remember any of it no it was a guy who basically said he like respects you so much but how do we feel he basically says he's confused about how you treat all of us does it do you have any remorse treat Oh golly no because I don't have a remorse because the truth be known is I feel like this is the character that I'm going to play for this yeah I being fair business-wise in the situation I feel generous in many people's eyes and and I trust you guys implicitly with the business and and I get to do what I want if you don't like it leave yeah Jesus we at the end on such a battle now you get your ticket and Bobby Lee live.com so you can watch this love came before he may be retired yeah quick mmm a minute with kalila Carl kalila how do you feel about Christmas boy Alexander oh by the way really quick let me get this other stuff out the way so people can stop listening if they hate this make sure you follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at that tiger belly and emails any questions you may have at the tiger belly at gmail.com are there any things we need to mention George before people here mmm a minute all right guys enjoy life okay I also sent up money to George because he got robbed mmm a minute back again with kalila - okay Alexander Gustafsson a new father just one I've always loved Alex the mauler he's always been one of my favorites to watch I think that he is the everyone's got their kryptonite like like marques was for Manny Pacquiao where he just understand Manny always had trouble with him I think that Alex is that guy for John Jones I think they had very similar body types the height thing I think is why Jamie legs but I would love for I know that he's probably not going to get that it's 214 would be see Angela right she'll probably get winner of that which is great because he almost could have won both those fights yeah I know it was really close yeah my I thought what was really um I guess like cool to hear him say because I've always known him to be like kind of like a knock a controversial fighter but what he said about John Jones afterwards how he was like he's a great champion but he's not a good human being or he's not a good guy and that he said he would be rooting for DC I don't know if he said that because he'd rather fight nice even John Oates but um everyone Conor McGregor now so yeah like speaking up and like you know saying what's on their mind that was a great fight I'm gonna say his hands I think that time often did something because he looks fast as [ __ ] on that I have a question remember when he said that he was going to retire was that from it he did he say if it was from an injury that was an industry industry injury but then he went back on it was like a joke I thought I wouldn't need the impression that it was a career-ending injury so I thought that he was out for good but then he like sometime last year someone needed to fill in and he was like hey consider me you know for last-minute fill-in and I was like wait that's that's weird I thought he was injured so I'm confused about that I think it's kind of like um one fire say they retired just like people can leave him alone because leave him alone also the baby so it could have been like a thing where he didn't want to talk about he was having a child and like that's true keep under the radar so he's not distracted yeah it's like even Anthony Rumble Johnson who just retired three months ago just tweeted I have the itch now like I love Rumble though he can do no wrong I just love watching him fight so I'll go but he's running a weed company now so really that's what it is oh that's what he left at a story we go hey that's not a sports it might even be for its more lucrative than being a fighter and you also don't get your [ __ ] head beat in on a daily basis you know it's not a bad idea and then really quick sauce before we go on MMH last boxing related what I'll do we ever told our thoughts on the whole McGregor Mayweather thing it means you have anything what do you mean Mayweather do you think I don't happen look based on what's been happening labs of today so Connor has signed and everything is good on Connor sighs but Nate's Mayweather's move right so it were waiting on him do you think he makes it easy oh hell no no he's never made any Conor McGregor Muhammad Pacquiao Mayweather take three years in the making for qual violent beers mission he waited for Manny to get my old have a broken shoulder and lose a bunch of fights yeah I say whether smart he'll try you know milk that money yeah I mean either way it's something that I would I can't wait to watch I just want to watch it that's another part imagine though imagine imagine this if Connor kicked him you know imagine if Conor McGregor knocked him out I would collapse into the ground and become the ground I would not I would lose my [ __ ] mind of that happen because obviously we're pulling from a Gregor but like my brains like obviously Floyd he's a boxer but that's always puncher's chance but then you're also doing a puncher's chance against the greatest defensive boxer of all time in his home court yeah it is but he's older has been out of the room for a while gets my armpits sweaty because I just imagine seeing that and it would be such a historic moment because he's undefeated you know and an MMA fighter goes in and just knocks him up and I'd lose my mind it's [ __ ] Conor - that does it so it's like a whole nother level the only thing that the only drawback of something like that happening is boxing as a sport might actually die after that because there's always this like which is better boxing there's always that debate going on a stupid debate is a stupid debate because boxing's boxing MMA it's different but I'm just saying like vo is how that debate with people oh my god I would be so amazing whatever Canelo triple G is September 8th number we'll watch that yeah anything else folks I have absolutely nothing to announce other than Bobby States but for those you can go to Bobby Lee live.com and click on to her and I've recently updated all of it so it's all there cool cool also uh address for packages if anyone wants to mail anything is 166 North Wilcox Avenue number one six one number 161 Hollywood California nine zero zero three eight two eight nine there to eight that's our show guys you guys agree [Music] Oh [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

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Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, sauna, george, colombia, bogota

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Length: 77min 8sec (4628 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 01 2017