Age Of Empires 2 IS NOT PERFECTLY BALANCED! 100x Mod MODERN TECH Is 100% NOT Broken I Promise!!

now hello there ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Age of Empires to where we are stretching it far beyond its bounds of where it really should ever be able to go I know it's far too crazy what we've managed to do today but hey as the last Age of Empires 2 video did so well we've decided to release this one it's going to be absolutely fantastic you're going to be seeing something quite terrifying that might make you fear even being on the same planet as Ethiopia because they're gonna get you no matter what there is no way to outrun them they will always find you and they will destroy you anyway ladies and gentleman enough teasing let's dive into this video so sit back relax and have an absolutely lovely time or make sure to go grab a cup of tea you're going to need it anyway let's dive into the game as I demonstrate the power of the Ethiopian thermonuclear missile you see in the 250 times Tec mod Ethiopia's a bit of a strange cake for the sole reason that they receive some special abilities when it comes to their siege engines a fantastic start so immediately what you want to do is get your civilians up and running get them a nice little milk and get them farming berry bushes now the Ethiopians are a very special Bunch because they have superior siege weaponry I know and we have quite a way off the superior siege weaponry at the moment but given enough time we'll get it it's going to take the world to unlock siege weaponry so we'll see you back in a couple of minutes when we have it up and running are fantastic we've managed to get ourselves into the imperial 8 which is exactly the age that we need to be to start a little bit of shenanigans I know ladies and gentlemen so what you effectively need set up is just a simple castle and a siege workshop as well as a university a combined with these guys we're going to be demonstrating why the Italians lost to Ethiopia twice you see all you need to do is simply build a as-seen-on-tv Ethiopian ICBM now what I mean by that is effectively you can either have a trebuchet or a catapult and all of them are completely utterly broken I personally recommend the catapult because once so many do believe that the trebuchet is vastly superior the Ethiopians would have you think otherwise so what you want to do is basically make sure to spam out as much of the siege engineer ability as possible this effectively increases the range of all of your siege weapons by +1 quite a useful little upgrade to have they also do an extra 20 percent more damage buildings very nice so grab a couple of siege engineer's but most importantly you're going to want torsion engines effectively it increases the siege workshop units blast radius now it does take a lot of food but uh once you have torsion engines up and running you're in the money ladies and gentlemen you are very much in the money now something I've also been working on is the fletching upgrade which is quite cheap only 100 food and fifty gold rather easy to spam out but the fletching upgrade is very impressive because it increases the range of all range units by one and their attack by one now this doesn't really mean too much but it does mean that effectively crossbowmen will always out range trebuchet as you can see here my crossbowmen here has a range of six very impressive where abouts does that mean he can shoot well actually not that far he's quite a way of being able to shoot across the entirety of the map but given enough time it will happen oh and it would appear our first conflict is on the green army is preparing some kind of attack on us was the yellow army is about to storm into green territory very interesting naturally we have absolutely no vested interest in any of that as we're far too busy creating something rather strange have also been investing in conscription which is effectively going to allow us to Train units effectively instantly as well as also increasing the rate at which we've research fletching which is now rather stupid indeed yeah it just gets faster and faster look at how fast we can research the foam ring which increases the rate of fire of arches oh because that's balanced or so for some reason the more you research conscription the faster you can then read research conscription so as you can see just get slowly faster and faster for us to cheesed conscription and fantastic brand-new things anyway we're going to research our first generation of torsion engines which actually completes ridiculously quickly now we're going to want to build our first-ever siege on agar oh my it is going to cost us 1,450 food just to research this bad boy but once we get it up and running it's going to be very profitable also for some reason conscription affects every single research on the entirety of the map for example say I want to chop wood 20% faster well but wood BAM it just researches like that say I want to pass the villagers well it does it that quickly as well yeah it's rather strange how fast all of this gets calculated but you can effectively spam out the loom research as fast as you like Rabanne 70 hit point villagers in my case I'm just using these bonuses to create one of the strangest Arbor lists in the entirety of the known universe it sees a range of 18 which lets see just how far it can go go attack that building please mister ARB list it's going to take my while to get over there but once he gets there he'll really really get there anyway let's build ourselves our full a siege on a go for only 160 wooden 135 gold also they build really quickly now the range on these guys isn't the best I mean it's about half the range of our cross women over here but don't worry they're not quite ready yet we need to invest more into the torsion engines first ladies and gentlemen more torsion engines the better here's a barracks over here yes this seems like the perfect target for us to attack anyway our crossbow man is now in range and as you can see he has the rate of fire of a m16 assault rifle it would seem and he is actually able to melt through this building rather quickly remember this is just one so little cross moment my goodness he packs quite the punch it has over 25 damage of per hit what a fantastic little crossbow boy I will just keep annoying the greens and hopefully though said some kind of counter-attack our direction now one of the perks of fletching is that it also increases the range of my towers which have now become a relatively overpowered to say the least I mean have a range of what is that 30 something yeah it's it's pretty wacky and it just gets wacky ladies and gentlemen now as we have lots of conscription we are able to spam out of research which is going to allow us to choose our way through the siege engine is bonus giving all of our fantastic catapults a increased range as you can see BAM eight plus five looking quite good now basically we need to get this up to probably about 40 times the original research given us the ability to hopefully hit any location on the map was every time you get this upgrade in our fantastic siege on occurs actually start packing a little bit more of a punch against all buildings now you want to be careful when it comes to upgrading the torsion engines because if you go too far then your siege on Agurs are actually going to accidentally destroy everything on the map which is not exactly what you want to have because you do need your own units to survive and probably the best way to have your own units to survive is to spam upgrades to your villagers making them the most resistant unit in the entirety of the game wise it's entirely likely your siege on exact don't be going to kill them now here's a quick demonstration of the siege on ACCA's abilities we're going to have our C tonic ahead hits this tree over here and you'll be seeing the range of fails as you can see the C Jernigan manages to destroy all of the trees around here quite good but it can be improved by quite a way we're going to need more torsion engines ladies and gentlemen more torsion engines more power more range technically the range stays the same is just the blast radius isn't much much more now that we've increased our abilities even would be demonstrating just how far the blast radius has expanded from a couple of upgrades ah suddenly it wipes out all the way to over there much much more powerful but the range in the blast radius could be oh so much more ladies and gentlemen oh so much more indeed I want InterContinental it has to be able to reach across the entirety of the maps that's exactly what we're going to be having oh by the range of this siege on degrees something to behold it's exceedingly terrifying how powerful with this bad boy yes I'd have managed to upgrade my our bliss just a little bit so that their range is now somewhere around about 60 meaning I can have my herbalist oh you can't be able to take a shot at that building up there it's this archery range it's quite far up in the distance my friend you're going to be able to hit it just wherever else do you need to be to actually hit that building it is it is a range of 60 but we are on a huge map ladies and gentlemen okay you can stand on my side of the wall and hit this Fink over here okay here comes the shots this is gentle but is there a counter for this no but it is exceedingly entertaining our tree range never ceases to amaze me well it's just a random strange sea tremor over here bright well that's fine we got the Annika on standby so uh kaboosh that was easy oh and we accidentally AoE killed a pig over here so Pig yeah you definitely weren't meant to be in range of that fine it would appear the greens are actually sending some kind of an attack against us following what's just happened but sadly it's not going to oh wait no no that's a bad shot that's a bad shot because that's close to our walls oh my goodness we look very close there because you have to remember the friendly fire is activated with this bad boy plus he can't damage himself he can accidentally AoE our entire wall now what we're going to be doing is just raining shots roughly in the general direction of the enemy and hope me that's going to put us in a situation where they just all died thanks to the AoE of this okay so there we go trying to outrun it but no you lose all of your siege engines and nice try nonetheless wow they're just sending an absolute ton of battering rams over but I'm afraid we have something to counter battering rams this giant sea Jonica doesn't quite get more terrifying than that oh no they're sending a battering ram what a shame we have some machine gun firing crossbow went on standby who are able to just snipe that thing from the sky let's increase the speed at which our crossbow boys can fire I want minigun level strengths of accuracy at this point yeah that was easy well it would appear the Greens have slightly noticed what we're up to and do appear to be sending something to actually attack us is that a horseman okay right catapult man hit the horseman okay okay the horseman is running there is no running game afraid there is no counter it is the siege onager I rest in peace tiny horse boy Oh No now the greens are attacking well it's a good thing that I do have this catapult on standby as well as a very large amount of completely balanced herbalists who also have the ability to train instantaneously and have a 100% perfect accuracy okay that's a minigun oh we've accidentally made a minigun right anyway because my catapult got range over there I don't catch no catch no no no catapult oh my cat will just friendly fire all my herbalist to death oh well there goes half the odd list army cat won't fire at these people go hopefully none of my stuff is in range nope this does seem like a good spot to shoot at so I'm just going to spam my fantastic siege onager to just attack the ground over here and hopefully that should be enough to defeat any of their armies coming our direction oh I tell allied they do appear to be trying to send us ours around the corner that's fine we got our bliss for that oh these are very fast firing herbalists oh yes oh we need to build more houses okay that's fine we must construct additional pylons ah yes the machine gun line is all we need to defend ourselves against a couple of foresees oh my the siege on again what is this you've definitely radish to do something very impressive today we just have one arborist holding this entire flank by himself okay this is balanced so yes there is no no counter to what we've done look good what is the AI don't okay right we need the catapult up there cat smoke go go go catch bolt look at this think about the collateral damage we could do cattle go go catwalk faster I want to increase the torsion engines more torsion just what on earth is going on up there okay this is prime spot for siege engine to really show it's worth it's got 48 range go siege engine go just fire at that thing you don't even have direct line-of-sight but I honestly don't even need you to right attack the ground over there go first hits good all might go okay right okay okay hang on a second game hang on a second stop stop firing oh my goodness oh my goodness see Jataka it's so powerful I thought mini go cross but no siege on again oh there goes all my walls siege on to get no attack stands please you're not allowed to shoot it's a terrible idea oh my goodness we're just gonna need more over lists just spam him out just have a couple of them oh my goodness what have we done I want more range on that onager I wanted to be able to snipe the enemy base so more siege engine is please was the mini guns hold the line I'm not sure what strategy the AI appears we're going for they appear to be going for some kind of just wave assault strategy of trickle again seed rounds after seed rounds at Waseda rams are very resistant against ranged attacks considering the amount of ranged attacks they're receiving they're not resistant enough meanwhile the horses just take two hits to take down so that's not very good just hear the sound of those archers firing away beautiful stuff and they're also really cheap to build so my own ogre now has a range of 68 meaning it can shoot as far out as here of his rather successive live deeds that means we're basically going to be able to cut off reinforcements before they even arrive and if I can get the splash radius up high enough I'm pretty sure we're going to be able to completely cut off any reinforcements they might ever send anywhere so we've researched this upgrade 75 times to the point where I see John ago now about 80 something I'm not quite certain how that translates so I'm just gonna quickly test and see if we can shoot on that building over there from our current location yes yes we can Oh yeah the shots do seem to be kind of disappearing in the air though but no no they are on their way so income the shots they fly all the way across the map and oh-kay that's a lot of range that's a very large amount of range can we um hit this building over here what do you say on ago okay now you do have to relocate for that one well that's fine good need some more upgrades for that one evidently there we go I've upgraded conscription even more so siege engineers researchers even faster very nice indeed now it's just a couple of clicks and it's done and tonica's ranges up to almost 100 at this point okay can we hit this archery building over here of course we can hit that far oh I'm so sorry tiny army you're going to be surprised by a very large amount of slightly irradiated rocks falling from the sky oh here they come well I'm sorry Kaveri you're not actually in the safe range of the blast radius I'm now wondering if we can snipe the entirety of the green army from the comfort of our own base Oh ant is the game crashing no no that was just a complicated thing for the air okay the game is starting to chug a little bit I think it's just trying to calculate the trajectory of the shots okay right yes there is a fair amount of chunking happening now are the shots coming in I do believe these are our first shots coming in on top of the green army hopefully it should be a successful first strike and a landing oh that's sir that's a lot of defeated horses okay good stuff good shots coming in and already the siege workshop buildings are starting to suffer fantastic now the range on these shots are very impressive I mean they're able to hit these heavy cavalry archers all the way over here oh yes Green is now starting to really tumble they are sending a lot of horses our way though but horses aren't going to make much of a difference against exceedingly fast firing archery boys or so if you want to your catapult Stupak even more of a punch then make sure to research a good bit of basic chemistry as that's going to provide +1 attack and of course remember that +1 attacks spread out over a very large radius thing of which let's improve that radius I want to be able to reach right into the heart of the enemy base with these shots okay right how about trying to hit this region over here let's go okay the games go to chunk again as it tries to calculate exactly what's happening they'll get other shots are off good start oh and here come the shots yep that is the entire enemy base starting to get wiped out okay that's a very large amount of the horsey army has been defeated it's not a good day to be part of the Hans that's for certain and it's just accidentally walking in the occasional spearmen or just go and see what's happening over there but no no you do not want to stroll into that territory I can say that much anyway let us select our catapult once more see if we can launch even further right into the enemy castle is that actually sighted be possible nope you do need to relocate fine we need more range attack university boffins please tell us why we can't accidentally snipe halfway across the map do you mean we need rocketry tech no no no no no just strap a couple of pigeons to the side of these rocks increase the range that's all that matters right now let's see if we can try and hit that castle from range go catch ports go no the cat bots do want to relocate hey well I suppose we can relocate the cat BOTS into a bit of a more defensive position and I guess the best way to do so would be to accompany them with a very large amount of crossbow boys this seems good we've managed to get our C Jean ogres up further than ever before it should give them a little bit more when it comes to packing a good punch as you note we might as well send in a couple of backup see Johnny cos it only costs what wouldn't goal to produce and we have an absolute ton of those make sure to of course certain to no text answer wise they will accidentally shred your entire base you know we now that we have the onlookers in position let us finally finish off the greens once and for all go see Jonah cos go I'm sorry but this is right into the heart of the green base so I'm imagining they're going to be completely utterly defeated after this doesn't matter how fast you try and evacuate your little villagers away from the blast zone here they come sorry villagers oh and that does look like the entirety the green base has just been destroyed in one single hit oh dear oh dear oh dear oh but here comes the Reds okay suddenly we're going to need to turn the attention of our fantastical see Jonah goes to the rough direction of where the Reds are coming from so that we can cut off their attack line right now our bliss please open fire onto the Reds that are attacking yep this is the most efficient way to fight them trust me right our bliss open fire go my friends go and yes the siege on Durga's are coming in now fantastic and that's the entirety the red army defeated before it could even arrive exactly as I like it Oh though they are sending some men our direction but I think that's up to the árboles to deal with and right let us increase the blast radius more torsion engines please more blast radius aren't to be able to hit things which aren't even on-screen please ah yes we're now able to land a shot there and destroy woods in this general - err which is a very good range although it would appear that we are getting attacked by the red so we're going to relocate where we're shooting a name for roughly just here it's quite close by oh and now the greens are attacking as well oh yes we've got the Red Army stumped they've no idea what to do you manage to defeat them at range whether the greens do look like they're actually making some kind of a resurgence so I'm going to have to drop a couple more shots over there oh there we go that's the green town centre defeated I could not build a wander at the Dark Age no wonder though victorious I shall abdicate fantastic the green players ejected themselves from the game good stuff this gives us more time to sit back relax and focus on choosing our way to ICBM territory now and see just how far we can get when it comes to actually hitting the heart of the Reds just how far my siege on occurs have to go to actually be able to hit them especially now the greens have been taken of the game it only makes sense that we go for the Reds and then the yellows oh it would appear from here we can actually start hitting this temple fantastic what a good start you know I'm just going to hold off the main attack for a little while yet but our first couple of shots should be reining in on the red soon and as you can see the AI has already preempted this and is evacuating their fantastic castle sorry castle oh and that's the castle gone oh dear oh dear oh dear oh and the Reds are not happy they're immediately sending a response and trying to attack us okay well luckily we are able to defeat most responses by simply dropping a large amount of explosive boulders in the middle of them they may let us quickly upgrade the torsion engine just four more times and let's see how these shots do funny we could zoom out a bit more where are these shots coming in oh there they are okay and that's the entirety of the Red Army dead on screen and the reinforcements for it oh dear oh dear oh dear what a devastatingly glory of success that was right you know let's try and land a couple of shots right in the center of their entire empire I want it right in the middle ladies and gentlemen let's upgrade the Rangers world just a little bit more oh what a perfect time to launch our explosion considering the yellow forces of the Chinese are also attacking up and we've got into range fantastic so our first shots are going to land straight on to the town centre of the Reds and hopefully this should should be enough for him to immediately capitulate as that is what I hope my goodness it really does take a long time for these nukes to come in but here they are ladies and gentlemen and webm they go the entirety of their empire oh dear oh dear oh dear well thanks for trying Reds you really did give it a go now just to hit the battlefield where all of them are fighting hopefully we should be able to simultaneously take out the red and yellow army and here they come ladies and gentlemen oh whoa BAM ah two birds a couple of very large flaming stones and that's the Red Army out of the game or that's left is the yellows at the complete opposite side of the map now we're going to be trying to hit this but of course I would like to do so from the comfort of my own base so I'm going to retreat my entire army back inside my own walls and the challenge is to hit the enemy base from my own base as I do believe that be rather interesting to see if we could pull it off but for that we're going to need a lot more range I can certainly say that oh my just look at the carnage of our wolves evidently the yellow of players really really tried to defeat us but I'm afraid there is just a no actual way to defeat me now if you would be interested in seeing a video like this again then please do sales I'd be more than happy to certainly grab a couple of other youtubers and see if we could have a very uniquely themed version of this fantastical game-mode I'm it's just an absolute cheese fest especially we've plays it's great fun because suddenly everyone's going for a wacky strategy what have I created oh no the siege on igano is a range of oh it's it's always 200 ladies and gentlemen I don't even know how far this map is isn't it 250 by 250 I think something like that so that would make sense that's a rough estimate of range probably 100% wrong so I think we'll work our way up to 250 and then see if we can land the shot my goodness things are getting um unique to say the least and there we have it finally 250 range on these siege on occurs I do believe that should be more than enough to hit the other side of the map now I have Specht into even more torsion engine so I'm hoping that theoretically what we're looking at here is a firm owed you clear ballistic device which should be enough to take out the entirety of the yellows in one hit so ladies and gentlemen without further ado let's do this finally the power of the ethiopians against the who am i even fighting the chinese yes and natural enemy of the ethiopians finally they will discover the true power of the thermonuclear Ethiopians and fire oh my the game is completely nicely frozen please game calculate this I believe in you Age of Empires a twenty year old game should be able to run a calculation like this right just fire off one volley and then immediately stop okay stop stop stop stop stop stop otherwise this game is not going to be able to calculate what's happening here so the shots are coming in where are they where are they there must be somewhere here they are here's one volley oh my goodness I do believe it's halfway across the maps not quite there yet give it some time hit the air raid sirens meanwhile are busy going off him certainly the civilian population knows something's ever-so-slightly wrong I here come the rocks here they come ladies and gentlemen what they must have done quite the journey indeed and here they come and kersploosh oh my goodness Wow what a range on that one the entirety of the yellows have been defeated in one easy swoop only a handful of outlying settlements remain ah what a glorious battle glorious indeed most importantly a massive success for the entirety of my empire honestly this is rather similar to when you have nuclear Gandhi in Civilization except it's just a bunch of really really over-the-top siege engines from Ethiopia just how powerful can we make the blast radius though could we theoretically destroy our own base from the other side of the map accidentally let's try and hit this random point in the middle see how far we can get in terms of tree damage if we can get down here that's way too overpowered right so far the shots they they come right stop firing just how far can we get with these rocks fired straight into the middle okay well BAM oh we can get right the way down to here have fantastic range very good range well done see John occurs not really sure whether yellow player hasn't just given up at the moment they have like a very small fighting force which is running around here but they've only got a couple more seconds to live really because ER has a couple of very large heated boulders flying their general direction of the moment oh yeah the cavalry is now pulling out of here sorry cavalry you got to run a little faster than that echo sploosh yeah that's the yellow are we done fall can you can you give up now please ai come on please any time now nope you tried to go to Castle I see fantastic things I'm just firing off a series of shots basically scattered around so that the AI has no idea where to run from or run to because at the moment AI is using complete and utter cheats to dodge half of my bullets so I'm having to preemptively fire all of that oh and he come the first wave and should be enough to get a couple of the villagers yet fantastic okay that's accidentally got all of them okay I kind of forget about the range of this bad boy ah there we go we're victorious lovely stuff indeed let's quit out of this game and see some of the post game stats ah yes military 54,000 fantastic ninety-three thousand technology score my goodness a total score of 160,000 let's take a look as well as military stats our 2,000 units killed 50 lost almost four hundred buildings raised and the largest army a world no we did not we only had 79 men in our army that was quite pathetic but it was entertaining we collected the most of literally everything in existence we had the best technology of all time researching 515 individual texts it was an absolute success for our empire look at that even though statistically we weren't looking the best oh we did very very well indeed anyway ladies and gentlemen if you have enjoyed watching a very strange take on Age of Empires 2 then feel free to give the video a like and hey if you want to support the channel then do consider becoming a patron like these fantastic people on screen now each and every one of them are fantastic hats off to you you lovely people anyway ladies and gentlemen I've been the spiffing Brits and I'll see each and every one of you in the next one but for now I have to head off so have an absolutely lovely day and if you're wondering what video to watch next look no further than this one on screen now anyway a siege and every one of you in the next one good bye for now and have an absolutely fantastic time

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Length: 25min 20sec (1520 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 15 2019