Becoming A God In SPORE - Spore Is the best game ever! 100% not broken I promise

hello there ladies and gentlemen I am the smithing Brit and today we're playing Spore that's right we back fling sport but this time we're on the origin servers meaning with logged in as the legendary berry Trotter 69 a fantastic hero who's going to be joining us on our adventure today where we create brand new species and breathe life into nightmare fueled monsters which quite simply shouldn't biologically exist yet somehow they do so make sure you're sat back you're relaxed and you're ready for a good bit of Spore as we're going to be diving into the strangest spore video the world has ever seen we're going to be having appearances from all of your favorite characters I know it's terrifying it's weird and who knows what you're going to see on today's video so make sure you sat back your lecture have a nice warm cup of tea beside you and hey if you're especially fantastic you might have even given this video a like already oh my goodness you lovely person anyway just before we get started let us quickly go into the option settings and oh yes not really a big fan of the way this game looks it's all on medium at the moment let's just quickly drop it all down to low there we go fantastic yes now the game looks oh it's like beautiful play-doh mmm goodness oh dear oh dear oh dear so now that we've got the game down to beautiful graphics mode it's time we jump into a brand new world and I love the look of this planet here and of course we're gonna be starting off in the classic way in the cell stage and I'm going to be showing off to you today ladies and gentlemen but cheeki so stage export which is going to give you a slight advantage in this fantastic stage which everyone loves or of course when it comes to designing our creature we have to pick their diet for them well we're going to go for a carnivore and difficulty will I'm somewhat of a power gamer so we're going for hard mode yes oh we need a name fantastic let's come up with a name honestly the green of this creature kinda makes me think of Shrek so we can't call it Shrek because of course that is copyrighted by DreamWorks so we're gonna have to go for instead Shrock come like a long distant cousin of Shrek and also the IP for schrock is much more affordable beautiful the schrock arrives on a planet being carried by a massive meteorite this is actually schrock cannon by the way here comes the truck come on smash into the planter truck oh now these some good graphics by the way you can need at least an Intel Pentium with two cores to run this bad boy oh and here we are the creation of our first little subspecies it's rock look at him guys yes shocked yes welcome now of course we are in a bit of a precarious situation where everything around us wants to eat us so naturally we have to run away from them and do so quite quickly because they're very scary oh no oh we could be dead yep and of course we're dead well that's hard mode for you don't worry we can spawn immediately back in all we have to do is get just enough food so that we can level up there we go we've got a little bit bigger oh no that's a big boy right can we fit inside his mouth no we can't okay run run truck run now you might be wondering why I asked if I could fit inside his mouth well that's because there's a very strange little exploit where you can actually get inside of the mouths of some creatures and consequently you actually steal the creature it's a very strange feature which not many people know about in this game oh it's herbivores fantastic come here little herbivore you have no defenses thank you ah as easy as conquering France now we need to fight this herbivore here there we go Oh No there's a big one get away from the big one there okay run fast there we go so we've managed unlock a spike that gives us a bit of a offensive capability which is good that's a good feature to have gives us a bit more attack power no they're tiny creature thank you oh my goodness now that is the epic creature that we need so basically now that we've discovered this huge epic creature this is where fantastic things can occur because this massive creature is going to be able to give us something good Oh actually we're getting spikes okay come here epic creature fight me yes eat me eat me I just need to go inside of your mouth please please let me in please just inside oh we got killed all right we need to get ourselves a booster jet so that we can get in there a little more easily where can I locate myself good little booster Jets oh my goodness they are very big creatures you can see them in the background of the screen there shoo you see spore out-of-context I imagine it must sound quite strange at the fact that we're trying to fit a tiny little cell into the mouth of any absolutely massive monster creature oh my goodness that's another huge monster creature right well luckily the booster monster which we were trying to fit inside of last time is much much smaller now so that should give us an advantage when it comes to getting that booster jet off of them I won't give it to me give it to me my friend give it to old run run run run run run run run right there we go yes I managed to get the booster jet that was exactly what I needed let me just grab some spare DNA and find someone to create the next evolutionary stage of schrock with lovely so yes this was the first iteration of schrock the CGI budget wasn't too high so now we're on schrock too now when it comes to the next version of schrock we don't want these little spindly Wiggly things they're not very fast we want jets jets is so much faster so we're gonna have to duel jets in the back there the switch from having two eyes to just having one so we're going to be calling this creature schrock - fantastic stroke - welcome to the world now rope twos dog is not to actually eat food because Shrock - it's just a little noodle really it's got nothing to it as you can see it can move pretty quickly though but it can move even faster if you couple it with an extra feature and that is that for some reason you can move extra faster of the Jets if you managed to smash back space at the same time because for some reason back space resets the jet boost so you can just spam the jet boost and backspace and you'll start moving in no time there you go that's how to go to like nine hundred miles an hour in the cell stage all you need to do grab yourself a jet booster and then click in one direction and then spam the back space there we go look at how fast we can go goodness we just embedded ourselves in that creature go go go go go oh we're dead whoo all that is a bit of an issue yes welcome to spore speedrunning tactics 101 you just want to spam yourself the W key speed and power little rock speed and power oh there we go now that that is a big boy whoo I think I can get inside the mouth off there's a lot of death happening around here my goodness okay right so what we want to do is point ourselves oh there we go there's the big one that is the big one oh goodness okay we need to get inside the mouth of that monster that's all we have to do and then we can take control of it that's how science works that's exactly what Darwin said would happen what's going to give us the ability to have fast turns yes I do believe that should give us a net slight advantage so we're on Schrock too but this is kind of like the Christmas special version with added speed buffs 2,000 years later sadly I can't get this to work what a shame it's a basic that is an exploit which you can sometimes pull off which is that if you Ram your creature fast enough into the mouth of a large creature you can actually end up stealing it so if it's especially like some kind of massive super mega large scary creature guess what you can become an epic creature it's very powerful oh my goodness now that's a very very big one goodness me oh my goodness the speed it's 700 miles an hour spoil it now that was fast that was very fast my goodness oh yeah maximum terminal velocity yes more speed or so let's create the next iteration of Shrek because I have some design changes I'd like to make okay so I'm gonna make this the Shrunk free return of the schrock I'm pretty sure that was the name of the third film there we go we've kind of like upgraded the chunk on the back I added a couple of extra boosters hopefully I'm guessing we can now go 17 million miles an hour oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah this is a little bit faster it has got a bit more speed to it a little bit more speed to it oh yes oh yes oh yes speed more speed both feet all right time to finish the sales stage we actually have places to be and things to do oh my goodness were doing it yes schrock has developed a brain success now just before we go to land I have an idea yes we've discovered sentience now I want to see just how fast we can actually go we've really put our mind to it so I'm not going to apply any legs we're not going to land no no no we have other ideas yes the schrock the legendary stroke this is probably the fastest creature in the entire known universe oh it needs a mouth apparently there we go let's do this more speed more power more success yes oh my goodness it's a go yes there we go there we go that's a good bit of speed it's at least 700 miles an hour come on truck I know you've got it in you to be the fastest fusses tadpole in the pond you are the sharpest tool in the shed come on I know oh well that's enough trying to get truck to go faster because my goodness it is actually quite a difficult challenge the guy's not exactly built for speed yeah we've had a lot of deaths along the way I can certainly say that much of goodness anyway it's time for us to move up into our next world and time to grow some legs oh and there we go yeah completed so stage on hard setting because we're poor pros ladies and gentlemen pure pros now I have some great design ideas but sadly before I can do any of them I need to create a truck of my own oh now this is a powerful being oh this is very powerful I like this stick the knees out to the sides okay so they're out of the way of the noodle neck and fantastic I'm really in on this is this is like daddy longlegs but if he only had one leg powerful let's just give him also one big spike in the middle of the eye okay yep sure his eye is a spike that's per very powerful very very powerful and he needs something to eat with so we'll just apply the eating tube down here and you know what I think we've done it correctly yeah I don't really think this can be called schrock anymore this is more of a daddy Longleg because I mean really he doesn't have many legs that's why you call it daddy longlegs the big spiders so this is just a daddy long leg but he only has one leg it's all he needs this is actually just one big leg you see it loops kind of around there goes through this it's actually just to come like one leg just in a u-shape anyway right let's save and exit this is a great creature let's see how he does in the real world come on my monstrosity is make it to land show me something beautiful oh yes oh these beautiful water graphics look at those are the reflections is so good it looks like the shower scenes out of the Sims gave as if her bodice it's about that level of pixelation oh but there they go Wow look at them bound and run I'm pretty sure there are segments when they move where their feet aren't touching the ground so maybe they can fly anyway it's the beginning of a new and for you a whole new strange wondrous world air fills your lungs as you stretch into your limbs in your new home trial and the race to evolve has begun let us go look at that first we can run look at how the I just Wiggles around its just flopping around it's like a mace our eyes a mace weave stretches spike to the head debated way debates that's fantastic of course it makes so much sense Oh brilliant day till we're back ladies and gentlemen oh the creature has kind of developed a little bit I'm not sure in what way I can possibly describe it it's effectively become one of those Wiggly wavy men that you see it all the car places in America you know the super inflated Wiggly boys and that's exactly what we've created here today he's beautiful he's weird and he's honest and an abomination of evolution but he's called mr. Wiggles that makes him cute and fun and family-friendly although honestly I don't think anything about this man is nice and enjoyable for children I'm just look how he walks he's an absolute monster it's going over there why they're just things floating around okay I'll never quite understand this game on who these oh it's stick oh oh what a beautiful creature stick Oh is it's just a stick with a foot okay hello stick oh now what we're going to be able to do is to talk to these stickers and become friends of them there we go we've made a friend Oh fantastic I think because of that my brain is growing yes that's right this is how evolution works you make friend and then or you'll suddenly have a brain the size of a small rich tea biscuit fantastic what on earth is this what is this creature okay I would go to ask any questions about this strange-looking frog boy I see on the floor fantastic now there is technically a little cheeky export you can do in the creature stage which I'll show to you guys basically it's just the fastest way to get through the creature stage without actually having to collect all of these parts basically you need to get these bones to get various parts which you can then attach your creature to make it more powerful make it faster maybe help you fly all of those good things of course um we've hit peak evolution anyway but if you wanted to say evolve even more then this is how so quite simply all you have to do is click on this item here so that you're being picks it up and then as soon as that item appears what you want to do is pause the game and just simply scroll out and you want to scroll up to the point where the bones disappeared from existence so normally about this far out does it and then what you want to do is then just unpause zoom back in and the bones have respawned and then what you do is simply go on it again pause the game zoom out and repeat and the phones will keep respawning over and over again so just rinse and repeat until you have all of the items that you're looking for anyway now that we've collected some bonus parts we're going to transform ourselves into a brand new superior creature that's right the mr. Wiggles needs to evolve once again so mr. Wiggles what are we going to become today oh I guess this is my next race and evolved species of Hedgehog called the sanic as you can see they've managed to discover fire and houses very good particularly to certain what to do with my sanics but quite powerful there we go we're managing to defeat the locals and we should be able to get some nice food from this oh no what's this another species has arrived what if this like some kind of strange Barney the Dinosaur thing this isn't sonic at all oh no rival colony has arrived well we the British are actually quite used to rival colonies we know exactly what to do to them but I'm now equipping all of the Sonics with throwing spears so they should become all the more powerful very good right now that I also have all of my Spears we're going to take our lovely men we're going to attack the local chompy's as they they are also carnivores if it'll be stealing some meat so yes naturally it's time to fight come on Sonics go how are they outrunning you you guys are meant to be the fastest land Hedgehog alive go for the fisherman fro why some of you missing what's wrong with you right corn out DPS the enemy I believe in you I know they appear to be running away from extinction but no there is no escape from extinction my friend there we go that's a tribe colonized there is something quite appealing about watching a large quantity of hedgehogs with spears poke a tiny hurt but you know it's a it's quite a unique sight to behold ah done sanic the Hedgehog it would appear we've unlocked some new weaponry good stuff good stuff indeed oh my goodness one loaf is happening here the epic smash burger is destroying with a tiny little pig trove Oh rest in peace big driver yes there's no way you're going to be able to do that oh yes we've got it the pink Henry was trying to convert using didgeridoos but we've managed to jump the gun and get the early attack on them now that we have lost one of our tribes people during the fight but it's okay it's looking like a good success for us ranged weapons are definitely vastly superior all right now we must kill the tiny children - there we go the pink tribe has been destroyed by Sonic the Hedgehog fantastic what is that with all those creatures their third game is this big loli allocated you one megabyte of graphical memory I think that could be the issue there anyway the pink tribe has now been defeated that's fantastic news for us all oh now we're somehow managing to heal the Sonics in one of these strangest animations I've ever seen it's quite terrifying um why did the developers decide that this was okay I have no idea here's a pet favorites of mine it's called the longest boy the strangest creature which I've ever run into in Spore it's um it's really long and that's its main feature really there's there's not much more that can be said over them it's long and its tail is relatively broken but it's a very long and cute boy I mean just look at that adorable little face and of course here he is its dad boy he's got his own little unicycle he's able to cycle around with fantastic speed being dat boy look that fantastic hope he can do he is so happy and look at this powerful spin II can do it's very impressive and this is what it looks like when he's running yeah don't don't question it that is how a unicycle works okay now we're starting to go into more of the dystopian section with this next creation called the human being this is terrifying if this were to ever run up to you and apparently this is a thing that could evolve theoretically this is ever to run at you yes do run oh please run some say you can't even run fast enough some say there's no outrunning the human being this one I'm sure is going to be fan-favorite it's naturally big chunga's himself that's right he made it into spore he's very big and he's very chunga see alternatively if you're a big fan of you know SpongeBob SquarePants there now you recognize Gary the snail trust me this is what he looks like yes I listen to the radio series of Spongebob I know what Gary the snail looks like so before you come here asking questions about how this one is anatomically incorrect you're wrong and yes of course snails can jump why couldn't they they have leg things maybe I don't know ie when was the last time you saw a snail don't judge me and this time we actually found him ladies and gentlemen that's right it's the Shrek ladies and gentlemen Shrek himself he's come all the way out of his swamp to join us today ladies and gentlemen is he not majestic is he not fantastic is he not also simultaneously terrifying goodness it's Shrek look at this is my favorite move shrek punch powerful wait a second what is this oh no the animation is only just now getting tested I call this one the cha-cha slide look at him dance again so Happy's it's so happy to be dead sig ladies and gentlemen this was slightly lesser this one does look like pain oh yeah this is this is how you T pose on someone how to assert dominance and this is Shrek special move this is his psionic brain melting ability where if he channels this for ten straight minutes you'll physically be able to melt any object in existence currently we can train others to do the exact same as us so that's exactly what we're going to be doing okay yep this is a gameplay feature thank you developers of Spore for making this an actual playable experience we also have untitled goose from you know the untitled goose game that just runs around stealing stuff and it's very similar look at their beezy he's got a little he's got a little hop to him he's very cute who says this special move where for some reason he pivots on a frigid 60-degree axis oh goodness he also has a special attack move which is just shatter eardrums go it's so powerful so powerful ladies and gentlemen No what do we have here oh right that's right it's krob ladies and gentlemen it's a crab he's able to dance for you let him go it's with this actually crab brave heck for a second we made crab rave oh my goodness it's crab Oh spores back crap rave time what a fantastic little game I give this one to 11 out of 10 well done next we just have this classic meme that's right it's a ladies and gentlemen I'm not really too sure what ease Special Attack move is but it seems to be some kind of whatever this is it turns the e into a don't even think that's a letter yeah this one I call the confused letter B it's quite good if I'm honest overall I'll give the e a 4 out of 10 nice try next we have a banana it moves around like all bananas do if you didn't open Anna's could move you're wrong they're also sentient beings and yeah this is a bananas attack pose banana can you punch yep the banana can I guess punch and this is the banana channeling its inner brain to hover and do a 360 rotation spin very good good powers banana for in fact if you 12 of these bad boys the potassium will overload your system forcing you to probably go into hospital immediately that's a fun banana fact overall banana I'll give you 7 potassium out of 12 next up we have orange boy the only logical progression on from banana man he's quite honestly terrifying he packs a fair bit of a punch as well look at his swing that's really powerful but it's mostly just his ability to stare into your soul like so and slowly devour your inner mind oh no that's that's the worst part there's no escape from orange boy it's it really is by good it's good by orange boy and now we have whoa from crash bandicoot that's right it's quite good quite terrifying if I'm honest but good at the same time I heared the kind of like the mouth of Crash Bandicoot it's large enough to swallow a black hole quite good in times where you find yourself in space surrounded by black holes but otherwise utterly terrifying I mean just look at that that's enough to make you forget you're playing Spore and take you straight back into the scariest game in existence spork reaches on the Nintendo DS Lite what a game I sometimes wonder who's actually interested me playing spore in 2019 so if you are feel free to give me a shout I'd love to do more sport in fact you know if you're out there making spore creatures in 2019 make up firm down in the comments section link them to me or play all of them there's not enough people uploading spore creatures in 2019 anymore so yes if you have any creations of your own which you'd like to send in then feel free to do that drop over the link or the name of it so they can search for it in the comment section I'll be sure to add in whatever strange of domination to the entire foundation of evolution you've created and would be fantastic anyway I've been the spiffing Brit I've been playing sport today it's a very strange game and hey if you're interested in please do give this one a like it absolutely makes my day ten thousand times better thank you very much in advance you're a lovely person as always a massive thank you to each and every one of my splendid patron to make it possible for me to play is Paul a very very old game in 2019 yeah each and every one of you are fantastic you very strange individual for bankrolling this but hey you'll fantastic nonetheless if you're wondering what video to watch next then look no further than this one on screen now it has been hand chosen by myself to be just perfect for you if you've enjoyed this video anyway I've been the speaking Brit I'll see each and every one of you in the next time goodbye for now and have an absolutely lovely day [Music]

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 2,918,650

Rating: 4.8882484 out of 5

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Id: 0XHNJdj9-PA

Length: 22min 25sec (1345 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 10 2019