When you can't figure out the game controls - Game Grumps Compilations

sit sit goddamn you sit sit you little bit understand you haven't taught him yet what do you mean I haven't taught him hold on the B button I'm holding it down move the Wii Remote down that's it are you not watching me do this sit hey do it to me sit pup sit o game [ __ ] impossible to me alright please [ __ ] shake em in a weird angle sit oh sit you son of a [ __ ] well now you're playing no all right sit sit you do faster than that sit goddamn you more I'm doing good we need a face cam this is you have the trigger hell yes of course I did I know that's the B button and just boom you are you are getting get up high get up high and then the sit Aaron can you please oh my god can you please [ __ ] like tell everyone at home that I'm doing this sits uh-huh sit oh thank god thank god this is making me feel less stupid oh [ __ ] right sick pet whisperer let's roll over oh this should be do we move forward oh my god yeah Jesus just go good let's make the McDonald's logo and then release the B button okay wow that was good I think you can do better though Shh matter about the cursor just just do it violently oh so close so close I am going to murder someone I'm gonna [ __ ] go dude oh you can do it I'm gonna roll a blunt and like and forget about my problems I'm sorry I didn't mean to doubt you Aaron I'm gonna throw them at this [ __ ] we mosey the goddamn screen and only the second floor has central air - that's perky's you [ __ ] try it you do fine I swear to God losing my mind over here just a few more [ __ ] you roll over so infuriating poppy do what I say we try to move the we wrote in an art from right to left uh-huh and back again uh-huh right to left I think it's cuz we're starting oh we're starting left to right is that it don't [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of this day right this game is enraged is this a social experiment to see how long it takes for us to lose our minds haha oh good job good job is this it yes I'll play with your puppy all day if you give them if you make them do things though you can get money okay sweetie I got the frisbee boom throw the throwing discs oh god damn it's when the Wii Remote forward to release the B button okay you ready you ready go get it [ __ ] go get it go get it yeah I I hate this game like I've never had before go get it well oh yeah what do we okay so just a great line okay bless you lie down [ __ ] lie down go a little harder than that lie down a little harder and farther okay lie down lie the [ __ ] down almost lying down is happening you almost go this is the one I swear to god I might just at a weird angle against the way no dude you're good are you crazy sure about that yes slice of good lay some open no no no down are up here and go down huh but with your but with you I think it thinks yeah I think you're supposed to be right-handed with this I think that's part of the problem am i left iing this way to me I think so let me try with my right hand okay okay huh bow down that's totally what it is dude it's because I'm left-handed oh my god oh my god this game is discriminatory that puppy just bound like a mutt like he was praying to Jesus one two it's never delivered like that you [ __ ] god no I know [ __ ] okay we're going everywhere in his shaking violence Welling it everywhere I'd be careful put on the Wii Remote Westgard damn it so remote wrist guard there we go we got this I'll just start it over oh thank god [ __ ] down over down over back man hates the dog so for sure oh jeez god you're [ __ ] okay do the heart go girl you got one turtle try it no [ __ ] okay there you go there you go there you go that's what I'm [ __ ] talking about Oh hurdle damn it it's Redemption time son of a goddamn it okay hurdle okay no no straight junho's jimmy tunnel thing there you go here you go here it is this is the one this is the one yes yes one more you got it Oh big show big finish yeah take it home Jesus and we're done did we win Wow 175 let's try this again is some [ __ ] e garbage and huh and no I'm not happening dude are you [ __ ] kidding me with this [ __ ] oh that's perfect boom how did that not get it how does anyone get this this is ridiculous Jesus Christ I got a gun to your head you wouldn't be able to do this I think that would make it harder like one of those carnival games where it's like yeah good luck I don't all right I think the pink circles represent some some kind of like statement on humanity and you have to get it in the thimble dude no [ __ ] but there's like jerking off looks like I got I think I got it this is where face cam would come in handy so you could see how hard were trying are you going in okay get ready we're gonna [ __ ] fan the [ __ ] out of this egg no one I crushed it I crushed it I I just really like this egg can we just play this game forever how the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] play do you see that supposed to oh my god creepy this is very weird oh god I don't like wait okay there we go okay all right um use the Wii Remote and then flip it yeah and then put it in do you didn't know the flash was making my ice cream oh I don't want no I don't want that I walked it up and I used up all your M&Ms [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am I gonna do oh this is the cream over here yeah oh gosh ice cream [ __ ] when they do press the a button you look ready for a harder level I don't know I don't know I don't know so creepy well okay thank you oh why would she like that what she's like oh [ __ ] yeah oh I can oh I can't like I can't get rid of this how do i oh [ __ ] [ __ ] go go cool mist great mist great boy that really is oh now you're losing every time you really there you go just try to see just try to get it right do i I don't know I don't know which one's right or you [ __ ] that up okay did I do it [ __ ] I didn't get our ice cream though what the hell's going on is this how Cold Stone Creamery does it you don't know how to scoop it up I need some upgrades I need laser hands okay here we go oh is that you yeah smell your bluey butt Wow dude I think I know that they didn't even bother to actually build a real looking beach scene it's just yes on the [ __ ] on it's just like a painted on going for the win you're going for the win right off the bat I'm trying to go for the win not you know what I'm gonna go for the 30 yes better because I got a cool 20 points no like 10 points I got 20 20 well I know an impossible oh it's gotta go in the hundred this is probably some of the best skee-ball that yes oh good god all right all right oh you know what you know what what this is what's happening right now oh I see huh oh there you go you have no points huh [ __ ] you you fifty piece of [ __ ] but you can actually get the fifty oh my god I wanted it I wanted [ __ ] polygons away No god damn it and it sinks into the ground here we go yeah do it ha all right whichever one of us successfully serves and it's gonna be the whip Wow the volleyball the very rare volleyball serve with that should be a penalty ha in my book right oh [ __ ] yeah wait is that good or bad that was out alright blue M&M serving it up I'd like to be just like the spectator why don't the perfectly oh how about [ __ ] it blue gets over there whoa oh boy open the good block the ball Steve why I hate this game yeah [ __ ] you got a point yeah see how hard it is to turn serve it's gonna be like whoever can make the most perfect serves there's got to be a method to this madness there we go that's in oh ha ha ha that's too many that's too many yes all right here we go huh let's try that again huh what was worth it for everything I've ever done in life holy [ __ ] that'll hold upright and swing down I'm sure that's totally gonna work and have the Wii Remote at the pointer pointing up wait what what does that mean [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh oh oh I'm paddling no yellow no dammit why what's so fast wait I don't understand Go Go you [ __ ] what snooty green M&M worst this is the worst game no we're doing it again dude we only make it go look at me probably go oh I've got it now I've got it now I'm paddling now I'm going whoa whoa did you win no how are you doing what are you doing I don't know I think I don't know do it again do it again okay do it no one can do it how is he that fast there's no rhyme or reason we're doing the exact same thing every time next game do it we're playing it down somebody wins come on green M&M [ __ ] is where I make my move what yeah I know I know this beach party is taking a really brutal turn doing it again oh I don't do it again is the last time yes yes yes go go go oh you're so good playing Aaron wins M&M beach party oh I want to show the world how I did it oh please do you have your phone or something my phone oh yeah I haven't started yet okay this is how I did it okay it looks really good doesn't look weird I [ __ ] did it dude look it's working what is this the game told me to do but it works I'm proud of you thank you I'm so proud of you what oh [Music] look at that way are you serious what am I just the far left one right this is that that's it just the far left one what do you mean that's the only bell that rung was the far left one I thought it was what MIT jesus H Christ as it gives us shake it or not I can't just hit pointed the bill to ring the bell ringing the damn Bell you're not ringing the bell I'm not ringing any bells I've pointed at all of them point the Wiimote and press a button that's what I've been doing for since the beginning press up or down or left the writer yeah pushing all the buttons shake it oh my god this games hard you get maybe how shake the nunchuck oh oh I blew it oh that's totally how you do it right right you want to shake the left one Varla no the far left one oh yeah I was going by the color of it not the shape of it you did it oh yeah shut up oh yeah how about this two to five eight six seven eight three one four four five six one remember that the [ __ ] is happening right now you have to ring the right Bell now that one [Music] my thoughts exactly Barbie oh my god what is the hardest game I've ever played it's the [ __ ] the bronze one in the gold one am I like am i insane right now I feel like I'm insane shake the nunchuck doing it I'm trying oh you're gonna try to kill me in my sleep okay wow you did great I'm super here I think I think you should try that one Aaron's going to try that ringing Bell yeah cuz I think I think maybe I was doing it incorrectly what the hell you gotta focus okay Barbie Antonia wait what the hell is going on bro this game is hard right harder than it looks oh that's them doing it yes Barbie Antonio Barbie elephant I know that but somehow I've what the hell yeah yeah that was the right order wasn't yes it was I think this game might just be hard as [ __ ] clickety Clow what I'm sorry yes that's the right one yes yes there you go yes okay okay all right that was hard as [ __ ] what was I doing wrong I don't know I don't know I'll never know [Music] BAM wait hey hey oh yeah you got a feeling yeah that actually looks disgusted you like that [ __ ] Lorenzo Oh God oh I'm out of juice that's why [ __ ] [ __ ] there's so much time I'm not entirely sure we're doing this right no I'm definitely doing it right spray the Niagara Falls into there you're just yelling this to yourself God when the [ __ ] is is done dude I'm pretty sure you did all you needed to do I think you only need one like swirly poo container of shampoo try the other bottle it won't let me it's only that bottle really yeah I mean I'm going up slightly that's for sure no shooting shoot him oh dang dang it Adam does not get him oh I thought I did good job did you kill them people die what the [ __ ] is going on or Titian cuz you got killed [Music] oh thanks oh all right meat all right then I guess I'll go to the bank feels like a bang I don't think your present hey again bullets bang damn [ __ ] really one hit yeah that's what bullets are all right I'll try the saloon all right oh [ __ ] what watch out for the one on the ground [Laughter] this is the only guy you can be just like doing it alright I don't know what is happening Oh fart joke good one and the women are dead what and we lost am I going insane next game [ __ ] no we lost again Danny I don't think I've ever played a worse things I've ever seen hold it up oh my god Aaron Dan yeah you think this is my fault dude just [ __ ] take me that let the bear tape I did it oh man that was garbage sorry didn't [ __ ] my thing wasn't on the screen that's because you were pointing it at the screen dildo Oh what is this what is this I think that's good nope very bad there's a diamond though that's got to be good take a look oh god it's so dry no [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it just [ __ ] it I don't care you're fine I didn't even care to begin with [ __ ] hit for [ __ ] sake this is the worst yeah [ __ ] horrible god damn why do your bullets not go through the rocks but their's do I don't know they have super bullets what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] you're [ __ ] you cannot get through oh my god oh my god it's so dumb I'll try the river ride [Music] [ __ ] Miss Piggy help me looks like I'm up shits Creek without a piss random or what yeah this isn't who is that Alf what the [ __ ] where was I supposed to go it was the only place the Muppets were an absolute revolutionary force I don't know because I'm trying to get past it like I don't think you understand how hopeless this actually is once you play it incredibly hopeless I'm done program an end they just put a key yeah oh you got bouncy [ __ ] now what a nightmare ah this is one of the least amounts of fun I've ever had playing a game it's like all the things that could possibly piss anyone off games it's like married Giants you around and erase your progress no no I [ __ ] it up I [ __ ] it up damn it ah [ __ ] this gun [Music] oddly immediately inferior oh yeah dude I've played this for like 40 years and I'm scared it'll launch me over them yeah it's very well could absolutely that is 100% appear you should have can you just get me over this tree please get over this tree you're not gonna get over the next part are you [ __ ] serious dude this is [ __ ] cakewalk compared to what you're about to do it's such a bad time immediately No Oh No watch it watch it oh my god I'm filled with so much hate so go ahead and with the mouse go up to play against computer yeah okay and then you will start a game against the computer ok oh the blue no I'm red I are you ready I don't know I am very unclear what's happening what's happening you know this all makes sense now this is all big sense how stop it kick it that way oh maybe I am blue are you blue maybe I'm still unclear they're so happy what am i what that blue one no I'm anything but that I did not oh you're the red one that's going that way I don't know use the buttons to go your errands hold it Aaron now it makes sense why I was like I don't have a controller you were like don't worry match time over I lost my pose and now I lost I guess I must have been blue but it's over what is the green circle makes it seem like oh you fell over though that guy's well you're doing your best it's like rugby oh it's right in there it's rated where's that guy going dude start kicking dude what's happening WASD and Herron they're not doing any I guarantee you they're doing something no we got it we got to set longer matches cuz these are yeah you're right that's the problem yeah everyone go for the airplane I believe in you dude I think you can get a goal shot now I'm praying okay now I'm playing a thing well you actually weren't playing little definitely bye guys no there sure doesn't actually guys guys you're going through the wall you're going through the wall no I'm definitely going through call the police [Laughter] dude you're so close oh yeah that's me I've got the inside track no no drag the feet drag your feet okay all right turn around and kick no everybody can over there oh you got in 15 seconds are you gotta be [ __ ] [ __ ] me you get it I believe in you oh nice block Wow amazing okay it's a draw I'm gonna hand this over to you Aaron oh yeah see if you can do any better huh I'll give it a try boy this sure is this is a rugby scrum this is rum yeah this is not what I couldn't do [Music] and go okay kick that ball kick it good luck buddy good luck go ahead and take your controller oh goodness all right scam dude they're running me off the track yeah it sucks at what the hell I can't move why did you why did everyone like this I can't move did this just become a like a joke like the opposite way and try to [ __ ] plow people blowing my mind I'm so good at this the whole two seconds ahead of mr. giraffes everybody I missed everybody I tried to take everybody out Dan I'm going the wrong way Dan I really want to I refused to finish this so you're not going all the way you're going the wrong way yes I am I'm on doing all of my good work you will you see you know this is this is how this is how a loser acts what was this crazy scary brow it tests a horrifying shadow yeah I got a Chucky Cheese right now these things were trying to sell me pizza like and we would be there it's so wonder I'm so cross with you Dan I bet you would even [ __ ] this [ __ ] game stupid [ __ ] damn the gravity just [ __ ] change it changes at specific points but it does there's no indication of when it'll change so just have to remember and then even then it's like I have to use my jet so janky [ __ ] you game garbage day garbage day no you need a [ __ ] try this and tell me what you think okay yeah just give it a go how do you turn upside down so exactly what what it does it for you what so you get to jump right you jumped okay and then jetpack oh is the B button okay right okay it'll just [ __ ] swap you whenever you [ __ ] its Julie this is tricky exactly whoa wow it's ridiculous Wow oh dear and you can triple jump that makes it even more confusing in and then jump again in the air though just really confused it's just huh yeah you can do it man you're doing it Wow look at you figured it out so fast but watch out right when you hit that part it's gonna go upside down again oh my god I can't [ __ ] believe it this is easy here you're on her back I got you past the part there you go there you go who's my special guy come home on me Wow hello and welcome to flat out 3 a game that has overwhelmingly negative reviews on Steam I mean how do I go and go well oh my god oh my god wow I can't see anything really I can't see anything the cameras too close oh gee oh oh god oh oh it's just way too fast it's too fast they're there and then they're too slow Oh 2 in the box ready to go those statues pissing you'd be fast and maybe slip Oh straight up coming out of their dicks hard to say from this angle it could be blowing loads on the horse damn whoops alright that seems like something they'd make a statue to good combo which isn't on horses what and uh and k turn did you bust your vehicle yeah I think I'm stuck yeah well thank you for joining us everyone okay okay did I blow up my vehicle I don't know what I just I was just hitting keys well something worked oh here we go baby Oh moving into Google okay boy this game sure does yeah yeah tires are looking a little ragged movie Ikes come on Team six you're better than this Oh Oh what I went past you went through them Oh wrecked yikes Wow all right well okay that was good that's pretty yeah all right [ __ ] you welcome to game grumps oh [ __ ] welcome to this is your controller oh god what is this slam this together it's called super bunny man ooh a carrot what do I eat it or I don't know should I eat it just oh yeah maybe kick it backwards what oh god oh god get back up I can't yeah but you can really just rotate I [Music] did it let's help each other get over this Aaron what are you doing what are you doing god dammit god dammit god dammit kind of shimmy with it you know trice is hard to watch Wow Oh grab grab I got it [Music] almost got it I'll save you oh [ __ ] careful about the care needs to live let's just let's just hold on to each other this whole time yeah I mean just life is the old beep yes yay hands of friendship collecting art [Laughter] just like pain dude I'll just let you take care of this [ __ ] wait let's go together okay what what is happening right now huh do we have to hit each other are we trying to get balls into holes oh [ __ ] get in the hole you Bude crazy son of a goat get in there get get in there [ __ ] this is a lot harder this is way tougher than you think I scratched what is this I want this I want this to dead dude be a thing all right I'm gonna come back I'm gonna come back yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah but this guy what about this guy this guy doesn't like moving uh-huh this is so tough yeah oh they all have different like personality kind of [ __ ] no no get the [ __ ] in there you [ __ ] you [ __ ] little ball you piece of [ __ ] that's the eight-ball dude you don't want to put that in why not because that's how you lose it pool all the balls have to be gone first well he's close I got him close yay oh my [ __ ] god oh my god boy you're garbage at this that's so bad so bad Oh spiders I can't hit him ah trap me never mind I guess the spider was oh I - I'm trapped Dom I'm all wrapped up in spider nests what the hell's happening be trapped this is so weird stop stop stop spiders stop it stop it oh no the spiders got me oh that's a scratch that's a scratch boy oh my god this is so hard to control oh [ __ ] what's happening are there lasers now what's going on here oh you can hit yourself with a pool paddle why use the right stick oh that changes everything oh this is way better boom [ __ ] oh that makes more than I I'm starting to think that this is how to play the game yeah yeah a little bit okay sure oh hey do you only get one oh my god they're making they're making off with the cupcakes sorry I mean the Wii Remote around and press the a button don't wait what did I what did I do I don't know when it Garfield with the Wii Remote okay yeah what the hell is swinging the remote around huh oh there you go can I aim this I don't know I am it has something on this is just awful I oh wait what I think it probably has something to do with this the goal the the the goal in the right corner what the [ __ ] this is awful this doesn't make any sense swing it around press the a button what row and David and John are kicking the [ __ ] at good [ __ ] Lord this is terrible oh man uh uh what am i doing alright do i and then that way that way that way this is un-fuckin'-believable right now looks like your name stands for don't catch any more anybody is there like a [ __ ] like Evo player other than a oh man we got it I gotta be the best already made out with most of the cupcakes tiny Italian seriously I don't I don't want it I don't want to take respond to the attackers all right reproduce Garfield's movement I'd rather not see the sentence Garfield and reproduce you know we produce comma Garfield what oh hey shaky-shaky hey chick what good job you're doing it you're doing great what you're shaking them off no you have to kick you have to kick give to kick yeah now I have to kick with the other foot what it's showing you the little thing what now you want to shake it now you want to shake it there you go and now you are showing up Jesus Christ we try to fly the Starship Enterprise or something [ __ ] yes cream you me that sweet sweet silver yes go God what is this what what what is this wait is there no other way around it no can you walk to the side and then walk back later n-no what is this here wait pause it hold on are you [ __ ] pause it pause it I don't want to I don't want to do this well I mean what am I gonna do well we're gonna pause it remember we're gonna watch how someone does this app is like this level online okay and then we're gonna start the next episode are you succeeding liv-ex ever get grabbed because my god really okay welcome back Jesus Christmas be kidding me you're playing a Sonic game this is no time for joy and mirth oh there you go what the launch yourself oh there you go I don't understand what's happening yeah watch yourself perfect I think I got it no I think I got it Oh what the [ __ ] no you gotta hit it while it's doing I don't know I think oh my god that's so [ __ ] up okay earn points by bumping harder than you were bumped pick up the gems for bonus points okay we won't tell you the controls or anything you just bump it whoa whoa whoa my god [ __ ] possible this isn't being played in fast motion how the game is again what the [ __ ] this is not this sucks [ __ ] you Farquaad I don't I'm not I don't want I don't want to stop why are we doing so well because I don't know how to play this [ __ ] I don't know what even what you're supposed to do if I'm being all right yeah I'm not I think I'm just supposed to catch the onions and then fling them fling them back oh my god mark what's winning for us Jesus no incredible Farquaad star can't catch any of his things dude that he's perfect his technique is unbelievable oh yes oh my god is this an open world adventure oh yes oh go you [ __ ] he's like man whatever oh oh you've lost 14 feathers you [ __ ] what there are no enemies in this game and yet you're managing to kill yourself everything's an enemy dan the [ __ ] buildings an enemy run into a doorframe yes I did it's hard cool made of solid metal [ __ ] stop oh my god box top meet the babe oh god that's a nightmare then hover over it and click on the left mouse button to read it ok did you chuck it I think you what are you doing it's lost Oh God Jesus pick them up alright that's a small mixture and then put the mixture in it form a love [ __ ] formula good tell the nipples on the floor now you threw the formula too so you can't finish it's all it's everywhere oh it's there it's fine okay you sure are you sure okay [ __ ] okay okay put the grand but goddamn it Aaron look I'm sorry it's hard you drop that hot nip on the floor again I can't see Oh Oh God all right a little bit of formula it doesn't nobody [ __ ] is this like oh okay well I can't see it all right you might want to restart this loan no I'm good it's just gonna give you the few failed sighs Jesus Christ no [ __ ] turn the oh my god and eat eat something wrong um-um-um spread drop bread yes oh my god that didn't do anything no oh he dropped it bottle cookies horrifies okay cool bye keep stuffing your face all right get a blister ready you just a batter and it's dirty dirty anymore there's the boiling water next to the microwave you drive the butter no you did it that was a time for this oh man you suck I don't suck I'm good I'm a baby mama no not that one that one put on gently and give me the cranberries whatever they are okay good good work okay no you just took a back seat mom and over here okay yeah gently approach with caution I think okay right yeah sure gently gently okay perfect [ __ ] constantly run like an insane person here there might be food in the my face oh man you suck it's hard being a mom

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 741,792

Rating: 4.9569039 out of 5

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, game grumps compilations, ggc, grumps comp, game grumps comps, gg comps, controllers, struggling with controllers

Id: R8Gl3xnvmYo

Length: 51min 11sec (3071 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 24 2020