Skyward Sword - Best Laughter Moments - Game Grumps Compilations [UNOFFICIAL]

I am friend dog hello Birds might just be spoonful spoonful wait [Music] spoon please I don't think this version of it was in development for five years yes I think they like scrapped a bunch of old versions mind if I fly with you and then [ __ ] off Carl thank you Zelda's waiting for you as you can't wait to get some of that hot snatch put us put a Scarlet Letter on her jacket she's perfect timing then you see Zelda's father headmaster go as a pet named Mia and well she scampered off again oh yeah cat delivery man I gotta get the cat off the roof yes I remember that's fun okay alright so for anyone who's concerned aaron has promised that while yes he does not like this game he will not just [ __ ] out it for no reason he will carefully explain why he does not like it in a very reasonable manner yeah and I on the other hand will be captivated because who vines you know what are you 16 year old and 2015 you've got there by the 7th of akagi's you know sky he walks in like what a beauty you wanna do her voice oh [ __ ] ah good morning there you go she's cute in this I'm glad to see but loftwing got you out of bed does your [ __ ] birds spit on me I was pretty shitty spit on you I made this trip myself and we get to use it in today's Germany I'm gonna give it to the guards a problem with it's a Mexican quesadilla extra chicken between the harp and listen I'm gonna make a great way I gotta stop by the CVS to get some rope glued these [ __ ] on before you hit a he really looks like he's leaning in did it like just be like you will never [ __ ] you see spoo bulls and his loftwing share a special connection blah blah blah I've never seen anything I laughed is but one half of a pig's and judging by how jealous you were that day I'd say the friendship he shared with his bird didn't go unnoticed by you my dear we all want to [ __ ] the bird just thinking about that cloaca I seem to recall a few of them were gathered near the plaza thanks for spelling that out you stupid [ __ ] it's all over oh wait hold on this isn't the right room I thought this was like am I about to see your Skyward Sword it wasn't there an old lady in here now [Music] I hear you and I'm terrible at washing clothes I wish I could get someone to do it for me like someone of an ethnic descent and links like a great indie band named moist genitals hello we are moist genitals one two three four dad thank you we've been moisture follow us on moist genitals guv hey boombox I was just looking for you hey the great Jangi neecy's ha I heard your loft wing has gone missing so I thought I'd join in the search and get this when I asked fledge what he knew he started acting weird that's right is that right in fact he opened up and inside of him was a smaller fledge and then that one opened up and I think that's the real flesh and it sounds like the truth it doesn't work I might try it close the door [Laughter] but I just have this feeling that they're wrong we could find out together let's do it we don't have time to talk let's get going look your breads waiting for you it's gone [ __ ] crazy you must be hungry he's been in there for a while just sleep up there to press down don't worry about falling - don't when I heard she made it herself man no way was I gonna let some scrawny clown snatch that prize for me subscribe clown snatch I can't wait to win that scrawny clown snatch oh my god looks like I have a new name for my [ __ ] wife I I would do it and try to frame my neighbor for it like I get to wi-fi's and name one of them Dan's wife oh I heard Phoebe's got crossed scrawny clown snatch over there well I can't with that SCS you got going on that's chronic glands thing wow these gas-powered birds really are cruising across the sky yeah I think it's about night [Laughter] [Music] damn it stinks you may be wondering why we invited a duck onto the council and in her neck it gets paid again if you want it's for you you should just die even using us [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] you're tossing to meet with your friend I highly recommend you take up this side before you set how to search for her there is a 90% probability that you will [Laughter] forsaken place a derision you must pierce the cloud barrier below it seems like a job for I got an older fatter man I could use my rope eyebrows to grab onto things in living memory no one has ever done this I'm actually taking it place it within the altar behind me okay but if you've decided to brave the unknown please find my daughter and bring her back to me I'm done talking words will continue I'm here to stop your progress blacksmith what's happening to my friend my stall is coming out of my body welcome to the scrap shop welcome do you need your forehead eyes or nipples protected I'm your guy yeah I guess we're gonna have to take control would I ever dress up in a costume and and have sex with someone else in an animal costume probably mmm I mean no also I could fulfill my purpose as your guy thanks for taking your sweet [ __ ] time yeah both grades helps you stand under the roof of the CEO temple please drop the pizza through the Sun demon and I'm like sweet $5.00 to a place built by the goddess an eternity ago they hate it when I pay them in wisdom I didn't pay for this okay yeah that'll be 15 95 I Drive in 1994 Honda Civic thank you for asking it's the most stolen car in Hyrule there's no oh my house twinkling again and if you see the FedEx guy outside don't let him get away I'm sick of it leaving his [ __ ] slips I've said just dangling in the breeze just not just the package doesn't require a signature the only one here [Laughter] through the door before you and head into the woods I wish you safe travels [Laughter] yes Oh thought the weird things going on lately anyway a good job of this FedEx package but she's not there sources leave this new dude like the good dog if you remove the bottom two ribs of 50 my friend just sent me this picture of this man and a woman like embracing and like the meme text says a friend of the guys like baby my dick is so hard and she's like to find cracks me up using this hypothesis i theorize there was an 85% chance that the keke elder will also generate a dousing reaction for the same reactions reason reason [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] welcome back to in the box ready to go we'd be fast and they also go let's do it what is that it's it's ghostbusters 2 but with my own spin on oh well I guess we could find this little fellow the next time on game grumps all right let's do that seems fair white is head off yeah like the pale man in [ __ ] hands labyrinth hello welcome back were you deflating yeah like what my fairies doing I thought you were another monster don't scare me like that kook we oh I'm sorry sorry I'm exist sorry I'm exist put that on a bumper sticker I really [ __ ] hate this rich leprechaun I think she headed down that way towards the temple qui but be sure to take great care if you follow her she's my girlfriend tell her to come back soon so I can do that thing she likes with my finger oh I almost forget it buddy made out with it let me just fetch it for you right now qui pardon me a moment yeah I could feel it Kevin I don't want that there is just no pleasing you is there my II see you in 20 seconds master's purpose this is a heart plant use it to get hearts it's real I wonder how many times she shows up in a 15-minute gamegrumps episode on average it's gotta be like 4 or 5 right yeah which means she's showing up like once every 2 or 3 minutes isn't that fun that's too many times this aura emanating from within this structure though this bird he's not looking skyward this bird that seems like the bird that way maybe it's in the dungeon maybe because there's also not stars out right now oh I'm saying dog dude I know it's a no for me dog now but do you see the the you're talking about the bird being red or oh how do I get off here we go safe landing I I think about the grandfather telling Fred Savage the story all the time when Fred gets worked up liking to intuit whenever I read YouTube comments I think of the grandfather's voice and like you know you're getting very emotional about this perhaps we'll pick this up in there no no no no I'll be good two doors lead two rooms left and right but they will only open when the gemstones are struck one is above one below hmm wow what a why they really used some serious ancient speak for that use the B button did you have a favorite what of Sonic's females I think it's just say it her no I just you know I sniff bunny Oh bunny bunny absolutely Winnie yeah I'm a Sally acorn man my Sally acorn she's beautiful I mean what's her character Dan I don't know [ __ ] Carey she's like a hamster or something oh [ __ ] what is she [Laughter] just watching you stab at the air is pretty what's not it's not not wonderful honey love it love it when he does this well but love it when I get counter-attack him and yet it doesn't work and still hits me oh yeah there you go it's not funny it's not god damn it Mike doll my shield broke oh what a [ __ ] joy I still remember when you showed me Harry Potter for the first time and you were showing me Diagon Alley and I was like Oh diagonally and you were like oh it was on the most recent Power Hour which right now was escaping the scape room yes that was fun and it is I thought Erin was fat this whole time boy Slim thick skinny legend got me quakin I'm still vaguely unclear on what he's trying to get across there yeah well I think it was a girl it seems that when humans make other humans happy the happy humans produce a substance known as the gratitude crystal the gratitude crystals I used to eat when I eat them I [ __ ] out fortitude crystal currency is a lumpy pumpkin the lumpy pumpkin gives me soup that I use to exchange for various goods and deeds in the black market it also makes me gassy thereby giving me the chance to create more fart and so the cycle begins anew they can also be merely lying about here in sky clouds what's this five gratitude crystals these crystals are feelings of gratitude and crystallized form that's ridiculous it must have taken a lot of gratitude to produce this bunch of five Cris I bet he's probably pacing around the plaza and Skyloft waiting for me to come home and being worried out of his mind he loves me so much I'm so worried that he'd look for me mind you you already spoke with them well that makes things easier I'll be waiting for oh he wasn't happy what you felt my gesture wait that's you right in my beds injured and [Laughter] in that case take this as quick as you can oh no the bird medicine got smashed by the way gentlemen always be a gentleman and wipe the Jews off of the lady that you're with for the evening don't don't make her wait for the towel don't let him get the towel wipe the Jews off bro what do you mean don't make her wait for the towel like don't don't say like I'll be right back and then just kind of hang out in the bathroom for a while checking yourself out in the mirror and being like good job dude hey what do you like scoop it into your hand one second I'm not gonna make you wait for the towel [Laughter] there was one comedian I can't remember who was but he was talking about like man I got some towels at home that I could use as a nightstand bird bird birdie I'm going to the red beam now mm the red beam bird bird bird bird bird tiger I have put a bunch of helpful signs around the volcano and says in case of fire leave I'm gonna save it to Paul Kino East because I mean that's the best side of volcano to be perfectly honest there's lots like red coffee shops and bars and like there's so many cool like themed restaurants have you been to parle do the floor favorite bar let me just see your technique again real quick yeah yeah yeah okay okay when the mob leg comes up to me yeah and he's defending I just go like this and it totally worked yeah yeah alright just got a roll go to that edge it creates a new island in the sky for me to go in poop ah oh my god that is humorous I've got to put it in my poop log sure I don't remember seeing these flaming Keys well I remember you giving me a flaming Keys yeah walk for it and you'll immediately run into a new verb and a variety of the enemy and that just the red choo-choo I already got the red shoe I'm farther than that already okay you fluffy Dipper I'm sorry I didn't to dip your flub it yet dilk oh okay I have to I have to you have to do something that matches the pictures so that I can figure out with it because I gotta be honest with you like when when I read stuff that says if you sprint across the bridge you'll run into a magma that you can speak with names ank [Laughter] [Laughter] Jesus something amazing about you know I have to get away from his fire breath with a [ __ ] lit fuse bomb falling into a lava pit what yeah I'm sorry but it's got Alicia Silverstone in it does it yeah are you sure right I think I think you're thinking of crying crying yeah or amazing which also had her in it or crazy all three of them are the same so I am not kidding live did a thing about it we've talked about it once but like they they were like all the Aerosmith hits you love from the 90s like crying crazy amazing amazingly crazy crying crazy amazing crazy back outside follow the pathway you'll run into Knakal another who the [ __ ] is that guy no man they're not wearing name tags he the one that that their nerve literally not are they the one is he the one who told me how to get heart pieces and [ __ ] I don't know it just says take a pathway to the right and use a bomb to blow up the nearby Boulder this will allow quick access to this part of the volcano why the [ __ ] was was what's-his-face god I hate this I don't I do I can't lie all right are you ready [ __ ] tygo gave you the digging and zank is your original dude so now you have to find Knakal they're all Magma's you terrifying tyrant it's like fall down the lotion stairs just bumbles yeah well you know what I was more observant than you this time so so why don't you just why don't you just put your lips around my big old Boober and go the competition of a one player game well I gotta make it some kind of competition you can't live life unless it's a company I can't enjoy each other's company oh yeah we met these guys lead and the other one I think the other one rhymes with lead did the place in it so what is it they buried again okay good spelling clearly it's something like people like to tease each other about Kirsten it wasn't saying like Oh Dan's a furry it was like dan tone yeah but uh I don't care man I've been called a lot worse yeah earlier today I got called a lot worse really yeah that guy leaned out of his car and yelled nice driving [ __ ] and I was like in fact you are the one who is an [ __ ] wait you don't have your car right now no I was lying I'm totally kidding it happened like two weeks ago but I was like this story will be more like exciting if I say it happened today thanks for calling me out on this yeah I was lying okay there you go oh it's like aiming straight at this Christ know what they're probably all [ __ ] in their 50s now or whatever like yeah of course one of the singer one of the Color Me badd members was arrested after pushing his bandmate what oh my god maybe he didn't want to sex him up what Color Me badd bandmates shoves one of the group's singers into a speaker sending him to the hospital are they like on tour right now yes they're insane I want to sex you up Dan well okay so welcome back to game grumps some more hot color okay so call me back okay the apparently the guy who pushed the other guy uh-huh they operate as a duo now it used to be for yes but now it's two dudes there's the cool black dude with the dreadlocks yeah and there was the guy with the advanced hairline I liked him too he looked like he didn't quite belong in a boyband but I like I he was my favorite so both gone now so it's just the two ok operate as a duo ok and the the the the one who did the pushing left it was apparently intoxicated and singing out of key okay and then left the stage after the first song they did a ten song set oh my god let that sink in for a while yeah that's pretty serious so he did a 10 song set on his own mm-hmm and then at the very end of the tenth song he just came out locked them oh my god that is that is a borderline unprofessional borderline I'm gonna check out some more in this situation it's uh so that's that's what happened it's what I'm gonna do to you when when star bomb tours yeah I just give you a rock god this is song oh yeah right and it'll just stumble away take [ __ ] 15 bong rips and then come out and sweep your leg this is where I was going but I died that's what was happening great indication that that's what happened it's great okay can we just cut this whole episode all right here's the and then make the bridge appear there's a bridge but it does not extend across if you turn just the left of bridge you'll see there's a narrow ledge Lincoln and down from look up and you're sailing into the abyss hang down and make your way across the ledge so pretty bloody dream okay so here's what you do mmm I don't need your help alright but what do I do just real quick [Laughter] it doesn't count as help if you say it fast is that really what we're gonna be mad about I got a monster claw I'm not mad about it clearly I had a smirk on my face you could hear it in my voice here my smirk nurse tea iced tea the Marg MA that's my girlfriend sometimes we lay in bed and I put on Caribbean blue bye yeah and I drop some rose petals around her and put essential oils gently on her neck and then I have crazy jackhammer no actually I've never heard that so funny but you say that while watching link [Music] like if he starts singing I'm going to laugh alright oh can you run this guy whatever I'm over I'm gonna find out what it is oh yeah I mean just kill him he not to know god damn it's killing me not to know you make fun of me all you want but there I'm a real person in here with real feelings are Damas is the song from the last episode it's not by Enya it's not by any woman who sounds exactly like Daniel this is a common misconception apparently that it is Enya and it was written by Karl Jenkins and the singer's name is Miriam Stockley good for you Miriam you you created something that we thought about Adi Alice it's funny though cuz like listening back to back to the original version which is this beautiful sweeping orchestral song with like a chorus of 10,000 kids singing together and the that became way funnier this is where I came from yes right here yes do this yes are you sure yes yes I'm sure his body body booty is by de bah but it but it booty yada yada Wa is whatever it's called a brambles company is chipper brambles company it is oh that's one of Aaron's favorite tweets oh my god that's so funny it's just a picture of a back of a truck it says chap a brambles company she's asking about like dinners you still can you out that wasn't Tiny Toons it was close enough it was the same our block of programming our block 3:00 to 4:00 p.m. I loved coming home and watching Tiny Toon I love coming home and watching I was like wouldn't be amazing if there was just total wordless gameplay which I know we missed a real opportunity though Oh I heard that well that really is we should I can attack oh nice okay cool oh my god that would be so funny and people will be like oh my god it's game ribs over [ __ ] just in that matter alright next time on game grumps yes Aaron will do finish this temple probably right and I'm gonna I'm gonna rub my temples yeah I'll finish it whatever cool next time see you then a chunk of grass in there but something good can still come from this day I've had all this bottled up anger smoldering inside me and now I can release him there it was you cannot go team your grace remember what we discussed no petting he'll follow you home restrain yourself focus at the task at hand plenty of time for hands later I told you it was fire do you do my words anger you boy uh-huh do my words sting let them if I had not come when I did your zelda would have already fallen into the hands of the enemy oh do my words but [ __ ] you you are late and you failed to protect them hello welcome back to Skyward Sword with starring Aaron answered and me captain Zach flapjacks yes let's check the flapjack 5 yeah these next seven episodes he's been feeling ill but he was like no god damn it we must play Zelda yeah whoa so he's gonna fight through this [ __ ] it's it's because of the recording software or whatever sorry hello I'm chirp nurple this is Aaron Hanson it's me Aaron Hanson with my always always here co-host chirp nurple here since the beginning five years I have five years of nurple it to the nurple era so be it I'm gonna head back to Skyloft and talk to suck my segment thanks oh god oh god bless your soul Dan Thank You Aaron I'm the one who communicates through God and I say he says that you're blessed damnit and he just told me and he said me bless you me am blessing of you alright clap travel welcome to game where they use the claptrap joke already did I yeah are you sure I think so alright let me let me let me try let me let me think of another one no you're thinking a chirp nurple I I don't know I feel like you had a clap clap alright fine I'm [ __ ] sprog flagon dude please call me sprog like my friends dear my friends call me sprog and I'm Aaron heron so bummed I've never seen the Black Cauldron never mmm that's great dude John Hurt is the Horned King isn't that the the isn't that the one where there's like a song in it that's like red green blue blue red Boop I do not recall that but it's possible it's been a long time since I've seen it though it [ __ ] kills me it's like it's like a wizard and he's like talking about or maybe it's like a alchemists woman or I don't know okay but they're just talking about like the different potions and [ __ ] and they're just like boop boop now that's some [ __ ] right there oh can you open the goddess cube with that I'm gonna ball myself okay feel like the goddess cube would have been a better choice don't oh this didn't work out well pick it up thank you for reminding me that I could pick up amber Alex now show my inventory please you got a comma Wow you can pause during a sentence nine of them it's almost like I've seen that before I'm bringing home a baby bow won't mama be so proud of me on proposal Skyward Sword is a big part of it now and this game is very nice to ride shotgun for yeah I don't know I don't know just I feel like like with any like relationship you know it goes for five years and you kind of hit this like you can get your slash fix ready also was it you that like when we went to that one time you were like I think so yeah it sounds like something oh yeah I thought about it 800 times every time oh yeah it's gonna get real [ __ ] I don't know what its gonna get but it's gonna get a real adjective very quickly yeah it's gonna be a lot of slash Vic get your slash fix ready now in the thing we did with the eyes cast [ __ ] we're making our shitty cake and it's all liquid and disgusting we're like look at that and you're like get out your camera's get get your hero shots now folks it's gonna get gobbled up so funny yeah I really love the term hero shot when referring to a public obably chalked at the place I think you should chop down two boys in a shop have you thought about the bush have you thought about chopping about chopping down a bush I bet you'd like to tender boy I would add wood and I do you're gonna love it watch this you're gonna love my nuts now slice them down oops oh they're dead [Laughter] quickly okay you just refuse to roll it huh what you're like I'm throwing it it's it's [ __ ] difficult to roll stuff cuz I gotta flick my wrist in a way that's uncomfortable okay the sucks having skywards her head pump I know it's the worst you did so you don't get it cuz you're not playing no I don't but I've had I have had difficulty with zeldo controls before pick it up you [ __ ] idiot okay easy now Jesus Christ pick the [ __ ] thing up [Laughter] yeah did I do it did it work cool tonight the chain get me home if you do this for me I'll give you five and Stimpy's like hell no I wouldn't I wouldn't I got a friend yeah I wouldn't [ __ ] with my friend that's that sucks and he's like alright how about a million dollars and sniff he's like em not for a million dollars and then he goes and Renton comes back out and he's like hey how about you sell out your friend for five bucks okay well how about I love red the musical [ __ ] doesn't work and see a musical [ __ ] yeah we hit some it's like musical notes it was cool and winwaker cuz it was like oh it's in winwaker it's in this one so it's done cuz winwaker is cool this is not cool I loved winwaker so full grant full credit Oz 100% is credit to us I think we should deserve all the credit for the baton for the baby frankly yeah cuz we yeah I supplied the genetic material and you carried it to term carried it to term alright I got the blue rupee it's worth five rupees five shitty green room I got whatever this is Alvin or a monster hello Skyward Sword for the love of God please I beg of you show me where in my inventory it goes I love it hello and welcome back to the legend of zelda toilet princess princess we'd never remember it we'd never remember it toilet princess even having said it we won't remember what it kills me but no you were thinking about the Cyclops scorpions which is yeah I was sort of you were in the world I was hung up on my own insecurities immersed in gaming well you know when you like find some kind of like you ever cut like a nematode what the hell are you talking about they're like these little grubs that that eat roots of plants okay and they're they're like they have that like fleshy color look because they're like always underground they like mealworms yeah kind of but they're really big uh they look kind of like that yes I used to feed those to my um or something similar to it to my anole lizards and I was like this is so disgusting there's no way anything living would ever want to put this in their mouths and as soon as I drop them in the cage the lizard's head would and he'd be like chewing on it and his mouth is all back and he's happy and his heads like held high Oh for [ __ ] sake stupid block you're in my way your silly block yeah Billy block I think next time I gave David a child is is a sponge they soak up everything they're given so if they soak up the terror and fear it's not terror and fear I instill in them if you if you start them out with the premise of that going you're [ __ ] great and that's approval then for the rest of their days whenever somebody's like [ __ ] they're like that's great you know what I mean no it makes sense I feel like it checks out maybe it was an unintentional but what if you send the Beatle into that we have locks up there okay the box dead box doh yeah his cans down what you wants to now holiday do you think that's like like when he gets into a fight with his wife or something and then I think it's really sad about it it's like me I think he's just like when they're added Disneyland with the family and the kids don't aw dang it yeah that's funny and the kids like can't decide which ride they they want to go on and he's just like that's what I think oh oh that's not good the baby's in the stroller and he's like don't you wanna keep strollin trollin trollin trollin and then if is like his grandma's and one of those like ECB's that you control electronically and then she like runs into a wall is he like and they get then they get to the Star Wars Star tourist section he's like I did it all for the walking and then the waiter comes over and is like can I get you guys anything and we're like at the same time like we're just like no thanks yeah a chamomile tea please yeah coffee black like my men and then the waiter is like all right I'll be right back we're media like jeez what's with that guy's attitude anyway can I get a breakfast sandwich and oh boy good matter never mind I'm gonna ask them to like cut up audio of you just sayin I have a small tick my penis is very small and I am proud of my small penis all right I mean Matt Ryan can you just cut aaron saying exactly that my penis is very small I have a small dick he just said it all thank you but that was in your voice was it sounded like yours hello I am Darren Darren your yeo-eun on stereo scopic seeing [ __ ] well maybe maybe it's time for a renaissance hey man I don't know what would you use you guys guys want plays I'll see us play Mario Sunshine again Wow you want to write that sentence I was a Dan Harmon style and go-oh Pokemon go to the polls he'll remember that no what's that pokémon it was the Hillary Clinton she was doing like a thing like her promo during the elections mm-hmm and she was like I hope all the young people Pokemon go to the polls you don't remember this it's like it was like her Dean scream it was they like totally ruined everything did not it was awful and people reported on it for [ __ ] weeks after that oh my god yeah which by the way the Dean scream is a [ __ ] crime I know he's pretty cool actually I mean I don't know anything about him but the fact that he was just like reamed for getting a little too excited about being president like I don't know [Laughter] don't we want to break that thing yeah but I got a I got a do all of them what do you mean there's a third one oh dang it all right it's okay it's okay because I'm made of time well time is money and you're wasting my time so I guess you're also wasting my [ __ ] money oh you got the ancient circuit of shining gold Wow look at it so cute I'm into it reminds me of my dad in fact a lot of things remind me of my dad like my dad for God and and the wife / mother is just watching them like wow me of me too she's like one crazy night it's like the restaurant acapulco of course one wacky chicken finger platter at Harlem's I decided to get crazy in order of virgin my time oh yeah go do that door oh wait that one no with that one oh wait that one I got opened yet door done yet oh now Matt it's WAP no idea figure where to go it opened up a door in another room I think there's a virgin birth hmm there's a guy when I'm trying to shoot my daddy reminds me of my dad it's [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] a little tube like stretches out and goes right up to your dude and you're kicking the crap out of things that I want to break faith god damn I swear to [ __ ] Christ oh dear a team I love gear a team hear him excuse me dear Adam it's very yeah no gear redeeming qualities Oh gratitude crystals yay oh thank goodness I have gratitude crystals these crystals are feelings of gratitude and crystallized form in case you forgot yeah you have to pass them through your dick though that's like a really painful kidney stone it's gigantic too just like they just start floating above his head and you're like oh yeah by the time they're out your gratitude is mostly that it's over helping people feels good just give it to me straight I can take it where are we Zelda here did she talk about me that she liked me does she like like me what's the deal with this place there's supposed to be another below the clouds what's all this this is something and it's below the clouds don't touch the floor yeah you're kind of imploding my mind right now man he's a friend all huh but I think I get what you're saying looks like breakfast lunch dinner and just landed on my shoulders it had to have traveled somewhere in order to accomplish the great task destiny has set before them do you like saltwater taffy Wow you timed that perfectly for her to stop talking this is my favorite song by Cannibal Corpse I love ondrea's fallen reader first press up to ready then press a to prepare to strum it you'll be playing like Yngwie Malmsteen in no time have you seen him lately God he put on a lot of weight I mean have another [ __ ] donut am i right anyway when your timing is right I'll so join my voice to your harp for many miles to hear the melodies [Laughter] that's just my precarious Tetris I'll never get rid of those holes in the middle goddamn my hubris notice the goddesses harp it is a divine instrument of the goddess who once watched over this land [ __ ] more melodies it brings to life have the power to produce a variety of strange in otherworldly effects go on touch it with your wiener wait surprise [ __ ] quack Lee's Purple's checking on the ceiling spike at the center of the pit if it wish if it's on the ceiling why would it be at the bottom I've been imprisoned oh my do free Muppet friend love him he's so good I know it thing he's back for more stomping goddamnit stompy car first I thought somebody was doing soft construction those feet could be used for dancing instead I tried to teach him the Samba but he just insisted on stopping I'll explain later but now is the time for action we must keep that beast from escaping the pit quickly jump into its mouth cautiously it must not reach the temple in which I reside my house seek them out and purify your sword in their heat burning do you like that one it's a I think it's the bangles with the bangles maybe we should go to a Korean karaoke bar you and me together huh what do you say I got my Prius out front each fire is placed inside of a Cheesecake Factory [Applause] years to find it but if you bring me someone somewhere on your Island is one whose knowledge of this in the right direction [Applause] [Laughter] cheesecake factory when you're here you couldn't decide all right nice selling game goes here you couldn't find the olive anyone who's actually jailing Django I guess while they watched this episode we'll be like oh my god hey Jake stop Django while you're watching game grump oh dude you just [ __ ] up someone's day if you find a spot swarming with butterflies play a tune of great beauty and a gossip stone might just pop out of the ground with a boiling did you hear about Stacey [ __ ] anyway this has been your update from the gossip the one near the sizzler Glendale Boulevard something like that in Atwater yes that's the one you're this is there bro there's a sizzler there hell yeah is a sizzler there have you been there hell no it's a sizzler why remember there's a sizzler there because I was like oh my god sizzling oh oh I wasn't sticking my dick Oh youth guided by the servant of the night goddess unite earth the sky all the way and bring light to the land that's the first part but as I recall there's a second verse to the song yeah Oh youth show the way to selves the way to the light and before you can pass open and a heaven will a song damn it sounds like the song is suggesting that if one shows these whirling sails the way to the tower something will happen [Music] there's Plaza is this the Plaza that's correct and you will find that you'll find that that is the light tower got it wait check the map again the light tower the plaza it's made out of [ __ ] [ __ ] take mine what and you have one are you kidding me that's amazing I also need an ancient kiss whoa ja can you believe that guess it really did fix him this kid gave me the materials I needed to fix you go on sit thank you the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers close enough oh I got the kinks later I sure well then I extend my reluctant thanks to you and gesture of obligatory gratitude this is chalk destroy you what was that I said chunk are you saying that the whole story handed down through GaN dos family was actually true yeah hmm somehow I get the feeling that this is some elaborate prank but I guess I'll try to fix this thing oh [ __ ] you Jesus can't you think outside the box for one damn second [ __ ] me I'm sorry did you say [ __ ] me oh my god I would love it if a Zelda game did that legs just standing there the whole time oh I'm sorry did you say [ __ ] me this goes in here I wish it was like in one of those like top-down 2d Zelda [ __ ] me I'm sorry and he just seemed like inch closer I'm me I must be [ __ ] hearing things at my old age am i funny I look like a [ __ ] clown he's thrown curveball after curveball and she walked by that guy's house with his wife and you just hear like through the wall it was fun [Music] [Music] [Laughter] to go to the Big Boy tree that's the big point that looks like the Big Boy tree you know what maybe they set it in a joking manner but they set it in the perfect way for us I've never done it before but do you really want an inexperienced tattoo artist I just want an artist shove a needle on your nothing you've got a steady hand all right look at how much water there is down here it just drinks well too much hope we don't slurp me every time I every time I hear you say that's too much I always think of all right yeah our brownie mix yeah I just fell in the water this is so exciting for the fans now they can watch us be [ __ ] idiots and you lost in real time yeah there's no there's no stopping the capture now [ __ ] and we're in we've been playing old school original first zelda and we're doing it yesterday and to see it right next to this is unbelievable yeah cuz that one's better oh no Aaron what it is don't twist my words yeah but that's a no I was just how far it's come or like backwards what are you doing doing who doesn't like the first Zelda all right it is amazing that's all I'm saying it doesn't like that game and who doesn't like this one a lot of it has been a pleasure I like that dudes and nipple clamps Sam I want to just pull on him you know go ahead and save this making conversation [Laughter] let's get a raw so dawn of an update hey buddy you feeling good over there baby bear oh no I got one of these good well I got to go through this brigham a roll great thank you that's awesome that showed me that I have 13 of them it took hours off of our lives just annoying the goddess gave the same to the water dragon a great spirit that presides over Faron woods here it is that she left the flame in the care of Walter dragon the water well I'll do dragon well g-dragon burg so there's one day the mighty dragon could pass it on to the one furnace - you see quark I've got a hunch that the goddess was talking about you lad well that settles that you must seek out the mighty Walter dragon hello heya molted rain I'm a sieve this X will mark the last place I saw my dear did you find let me know I miss MIDI you gotta play some some music [Laughter] we chef where do you real guy you know what Aaron I was just about to ask you word for word the exact same question and then I was like no that's too stupid meanwhile I'm like with [ __ ] reckless abandon what dude that's a nice little elegant design there yeah use one weapon to dispatch of two problems he's really nice I'll see that's why we have a chat chat you're [ __ ] awesome this is really helpful you're saving us a lot of angry comments later probably by many of you off of this to unlock the gate again into the river of despair there I go on my own oh malapa 2005 said you guys should play lollipop chainsaw I think Dan would like it but not Aaron he hates everything I hate everything [Music] [Laughter] is this Bazaar of this game I can't be right how did they go from this to extremely [ __ ] they've always been extrusion alley let's take a cold shower okay this is no place for one such as you do you like my Wiggly techniques you must stimulate my head those with mad as a dress be as fair and warden of the woods I have never retreated from a comment I've made so sorry I was appointed by the goddess herself you must have followed the pheromones I'm putting out in my head yes that cackling old hermit keek we told you where I live didn't he fool it'll be dead by tomorrow shortly before your arrival I was attacked by a pompous creature calling himself Garak I stood against his self-portrait stand up and see a boo kind of look like a snail monster I'm not a snail monster dragon dragon right here certified I have my ID oh I dropped it in the healing water and it dissolved yeah I guarantee my driver's license does not say Monster , snail thanks for thanks for keeping keeping the chat wrangled Megan hey if that dragon has them as a head [ __ ] does that mean she can remind [ __ ] I love I'm the video game boy uh-huh because it was just such a visceral wake thought that I had it was like I'm losing I shouldn't be losing I'm the one who plays video games all the time it was such like a reversion to third grade thinking it was the best yeah oh away from my dad there's no butterflies dude all right jiggling and Stocking not being injured Jenny Locke says I'm working again can you guys do an improv sentence oh yeah sure okay I was going to think of you as a big lion but then I realized I am not everybody its Dan evident as all this gonna turn into a [ __ ] The Legend of my wiener trying to keep it going man everyone else talk about food and [ __ ] I got the super rare gold cartridge of the legend oh my okay what next where am I going pit of water you got it [Music] [Laughter] legend of my wiener a dick between cheeks [Laughter] Brent do now to get into this goddamn water temple I ran into the wall you don't want to start beef talk about dead people okay yes yes like when it was like he died I was like well that's not that's not your fault you're just old and out of touch we end to this kaiju debacle again I will absolutely go toe-to-toe with Aaron will die on this hill it's 100% true how is he not because he's just not we yet that's a kaiju Ross King Kong's a big gorilla Rossum are we talking about grey paper Clifford the Big Red King Kong absolutely King Kong is a kaiju 100% how is King Kong not a kaiju yes Big Bird is absolutely a kaiju 100% his name is Big Bird to remember that Sesame Street movie follow that guide you Brent dick is not a kaiju hey guys my best friend Shawn's birthday's in a week would you guys be willing to wish him utterly happy birthday sorry Ezekiel we are busy Nava says happy birthday Shawn have you read this Shawn nice playing dick [Laughter] [Music] your sword into the center of the open the way to a new silent oh yeah okay let me just pull that out Anna would you like to know what Erin's login name on his laptop computers if you guessed egoraptor wiener bar you are correct that's like oh this seems interesting not never mind god oh god then your splendor guide you is anthony's gay brothers dick [Laughter] [Laughter] female sickness to you I will I will say when I got it snapchat for the first time I made it public yeah I am I got like 0% boob pics in like 99.8% people saying dude you're gonna get boob pics my favorite boob pic I ever received was this guy he was like a fat Mexican dude with like like a kind of like a mustache and he was wearing a sombrero and he had like it was intentionally like slightly crossing his eyes and smiling and the caption at the bottom was like what you see yeah there's that Simpsons episode where Marge puts out swear jars and they're all filled with quarters in the last they all have the name of the curse on the jar and the last one is moist because there's the he's a bit and he's like like my girlfriend hates the word moist it's just like he said why do you hate the word moist and she's like it's the oice there was a woman getting a tattoo on her chest and you were nearby and like it was just like a nice cool thing it was a beautiful tattoo and then like she opened her shirt for some reason I might not be remembering this exactly right but basically the tattoo guy looked at her without her shirt and yelled particles and then like there were barnacles all over her and then the whole dream got [ __ ] yeah it always makes me laugh because it's such a classic like dream turn for the worse you know well if someone said I loved you had a you have a cute voice that was your perfect opportunity to be like I just have a handful of peanuts don't make me jealous Oh peanuts I can't I had salmon to my mixed greens and arugula salad everybody enjoy I want to be alive anymore everybody enjoying my contribution to the street more rejected ninja sex party song titles and I can never remember them I can never remember the good ones I remember that one from yesterday the title of the song is peanut butter and jelly and then in parentheses it says [ __ ] I don't know we were thinking about when we wrote it but in parentheses it says [ __ ] you yeah just the words [ __ ] you peanut butter and jelly [ __ ] oh sick this turkey club seasonal jam is it jingle bells let me tell you one thing about romaine lettuce I just cut out the middleman order poop well that would be acceptable there is something so funny when Ali does her thing oh no Ali does her thing where she's what she talks about how hard it is to get off whilst people are standing around chanting no nose baby oh no here comes some donors someone should wait for like three days yeah hospitals don't eat romaine and also if you did eat romaine go to the hospital wait so you're telling me that my boyfriend can't toss my salad like his name wrote I just have to I'm just trying to remember Aaron was I'm gonna splurt the Gert one of those things you're never supposed to say during sex no no scoot the Gert I'm good it was like it was like whoopsy do here comes the goo yeah and yes all right that face from Hannah's telling me these are probably right on the money I think the number one thing the one thing not to say is oops I like to just scream this never happens as soon as I walk in the room or another good one is oh yeah my name is gold I'm the big boss of the mob those digging bits you got right there I invented him nobody who's ever seen it has come back to tell metell countless disappeared on here it's pretty fun to watch you do this won't have gone because you kind of have to smile while you two just turn around and enjoy the many peaceful years of day I left here but can you start this next sentence says with my dad told me my dad told me every more thing here we go my dad said you who seek the entrance to the Kings treasure look for the two statues that face one another that wasn't you that told me that story no I saw a guy do it like right when we got there a bunch of people were like don't it don't get there's like tons of people it was in Hawaii Hawaii tons of people were like don't don't get too close to the devil's butthole or whatever it's called and and then we went down and immediately there was a dude who was like huh and like walking right up to it and then it erupted and he got [ __ ] soaked I'm sure that was a confirmation laughs Hannah you don't need you don't need to add some hash to you don't want to explain what you're saying what oh when I'm high yeah I see like death and existence and all of the end of the world like every time so yeah I decided I was not gonna do that anymore cuz I didn't want to I just laugh harder at movies and eat Twinkies way too much yeah it's real bad and now and now because I've had those negative experiences I have all these like weird triggers whoops it's like the number four is a weird trigger and like old timey music like music that's recorded unlike really old timey sounding stuff like I can't listen to anymore oh my god I'm going to make a Victrola recording of me singing about the number for the whole chatez weren't press for to trigger the number four and my own give a [ __ ] it's just when it's sort of like the memory is there yeah cuz we had sex four times the other day and you said that was the perfect amount oh yeah [Laughter] one of the diggy diggy guys was I didn't do that why do you think I did that I don't know I just looked down and read and Ono's what why would you just to automatically assume that I did that cuz you're the only one who can manipulate your environment that's not true what about G Raheem why you hit me with the tune because you immediately came at me with tagging istic Manor well I feel attacked by your attack no I'm not gonna apologize until II apologize I'm never gonna let this go Aaron I'm sorry that you can't find it in your heart to apologize no I can't even keep this up [Music] and I also want to dress up as an animal and [ __ ] other people with oh and I just want to [ __ ] animals sorry so on that note and these are donations that I want you to read that was it's it's it's almost been since grade school where I've had so many people simultaneously put the brakes on something I think it says try to get it to Rama to the wall as a chase you just done it so you can slip around its backside and then you can pinch its backside and return and that's just good advice in general yeah then once you kill it ahead through the opposite exit to the tunnel there you did it yay bump bump bump you took a beautiful creature of nature and murdered a I was just having fun [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] killed myself today if you're seeing this cheap I did going to my cat the only one there's a scratch [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this is what I've been waiting for it some breakout minuto I trust me flabby bag of teeth does down shouts well what he went in for I'm heading up Tower you dumb bastard skull on the ground head and his dumb toes got to get ahead and hit his dumb toes stupid stupid toes stupid toes oh you think it became clear that the seal would not hold long against his fearsome power she knew that if he broke free again there would be no stopping him but then he was like I'm ready to stop you better stop I fell asleep beings of the sling in order to put it into the demon king Hillard advised to super potion [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I'm so lost I can't tell her friend of mine was telling me about how when she was a kid she dropped trou to to make her cousins laugh and took a [ __ ] in her grandma's driveway I was like I like you that is so your style you grabbed three guys to create a triangle shape it's true that the agent acts tricks there's no way to grab the last 60 years mr. senior chase says i annoy my wife by watching grumps at full volume while I poop there's a lot of information if you insert something in your butt cavity uh-huh go on it has to come out hey Chad like 30 people in the chat at the same time just went I just joined what is going Huckleberry Hound gets his yearly prostate be gentleman thank you found unloading this cargo pumpkin soup here it just looks like a giant pumpkin okay you've picked an odd place for soup delivery feels dangerous man [ __ ] you don't judge my [ __ ] where you my post mates driver who's like oh nice house and it's like oh cool that makes me feel safe like he just sucks him into his baleen and that's it the clue is a song meant to be played on the harp you hold it is known as the song of the what did you say I hate your mom it was a [ __ ] joke from the kids perspective I'm really sensitive seeing someone else like like they didn't flush or something some reason and you walked in yes I've never I mean I've witnessed it I guess this proves that when you're bi mát I love you I guess it shows it when you're close to one emotion you're close to all of them yes yes yes but I never experienced jealousy the whole thing again I'm gonna [ __ ] scream thank you to Gary Busey laughs got it swim in the trees butthole that's unlikely is it unlikely yes I'm thinking it's the only way to do with that because if trees pooped it would be the worst world to live in I think it would be a funnier world of trees boobs really have you just walked in the forest you just constantly farting I really I would not want to take a walk in the woods [Music] the saplings are in season I learned part of the song of the hero it's not complete so it's like when you practice it's like good Pearl Jam song and it's like dude I'm loving these donations man it's very nice dude I'm talking about pure kindness I'm talking about gosh dang support I'm talking about I'm talking about extra money for cream that I will apply it to magenta cream getting cream pull the genitals cream getting cream general Krieger those ghetto cream it's one of the best words it really it always has been hi I just overheard the conversation about Francis Bacon oh you pretentious douche I'm sorry what is it so the Francis Bacon there are two Francis Bacon really one was a philosopher and who he I believe he developed the empirical method of science he was more of a scientist was that the one I was just reading the quotes of that's the one who would have been in the 16th 1500 and then there was the monster painter was around he was a painter in like the 1930s both named Francis Bacon but which one was Sir Francis Bacon Sir Francis Bacon was the philosopher and he came up with the empirical method like Sir Francis Bacon the philosophers no they have been wait we have half and half been talking it's been yeah it's been a mix of different types of bacon the quotes were the philosopher yeah yeah maple bacon and like a steamed yeah exactly the quotes were the philosopher and the painting for the painter yeah that's why his stuff was really scary well yeah thank you for mansplaining that's got a text from Patrick says I just got back to my desk and I've been informed that Aaron has officially followed shenanigans against me wait quite the UH quite the soap opera official shenanigan business Danny rig Waylon Frederick R Ian Lightman Christian Corelli's a nassif saucy McFly lick Mike tiebreaker is sonic a kaiju outstanding but with it comes fee do you fine yeah no now you can cut right hate yoga no you could talk to fee again oh thanks so much God so what just happened here let me catch you up I have to angle my body backwards while I pee they're not all to business go ahead I was just gonna say they're not designed for us no but I can get in that like perfect scrunched up position where it's just like my body weight is being held up by like various pressures and frictions do you like some like three different walls I can comfortably sleep if I was shorter then I wouldn't have that ability that make sense it does it does good draw a picture of it what do you see how easy I see you peaceful and scrunched up in an awkward what are my levels of nudity sorry the rest of American Airlines this is all your problem now yeah I can't it's too high I can't sleep with clothes I do hear really bad planes the clip of Kendall Jenner when her mom is like money doesn't grow on trees and she's like yes it does it's made of paper [Laughter] flash 1197 motormouth rain chill Maddie Thank You Ethan Coakley he says I equals you that's nice of him okay but ey e and E w e that's a reference to when you mistakenly spelled yeah that was another zelda adventure that was breath of the wild wasn't it's okay I got plenty I'll never live down to oh my god Erin thank you that it's the gossip stones are those little guys that come out of the ground and they're like yeah favorite scenes and always sunny oh when they move to the suburbs boy sure is a hot one today yeah stay away can't you blow them away with your Gus bell but I don't want to because I because you didn't think of it okay switcheroo I'm so excited dance playing how do I do this oh thank you - so a source could drip drip murder this is easy [Laughter] tell us there I like that it makes me like twist my wrist in a painful position hmm are you excited to find out where in my inventory of this jelly blob is gonna better believe it where do you think I think oh right there right with the other seven yes now that's something else I love ranting about things I think it's fun as hell some people I understand don't I had to learn that wouldn't you talk [ __ ] on something it's fun Tucker a zipper guys tick tock interfered with your own website Talk Talk yes hmm that man loves to [ __ ] with his guests I think I would say that's the cabbie of the show it's the best the worst talk show of all time it is so under guy eat the lettuce kills me they Hannibal Burres but that kills me is guess just turns to stack of pancakes like eight pancakes [Laughter] there's no no no no not at all just give me the first done but according to IGN it has perfect pacing it does that's so absurd okay the stream it's become a bit of a downer like a hundred hours in at the pace I haven't seen anything new in like [ __ ] 30 hours we get some sweet beatbox action the whole day I see well that is something come closer closer to my farty I think this is the end for me yes I'm dying [Music] that probably gave me an extra 15 minutes tops together now he's got a mean set of pipes I can [ __ ] barely hear him it was very basic oh did you do it already but if it's like now that you've played the song of the harp or whatever you've become a dragon he's like what his face starts to cool I can do I can I can do it in less than one word though the get a song stuck it just uh just one just a sound basically what is it yeah life's waiting to begin bye darling it has been a lovely evening that I was proud to share with you now instead of the mics we just have the ASMR headset out and we're just like always spring and it's like a full fully live ASMR my sweet angel it is time for me to share my true feelings I'm such as I'm so skilled such a skilled lover with my tongue all it requires is one flick but and she's in heaven give myself arthritis and then I'll make it all like slow like take me or do it I don't ever wanna be like I did that dip to the place that gave me y'all just do like a viewing party oh god oh god um get away away with me I'm just trying to get the skull do you have any potions here I do have any potions Warren King was rad and scary was he was he they should call him the horny I don't think I don't know that whole movie yeah it's too scary it was just really dark and people were in the mood for a happy Disney thing yeah it's a shame it [ __ ] rules they release it from the vault yeah it on blu-ray I don't know Oh bump DVD Aaron language [Laughter] freaking DVD you think I want to watch some 480p nonsense forget about it Daniel mother fump Oh No come on J I don't know what a box is really your mom's box hit you on the way out no all right why would I hear that I have friends that love me I don't know you grew up in Jersey and people say these things this mean dude and you pine for those days just to give just to give you an indication of how my romance life is going shouldn't do Ashley told me she thinks I've got a cute butt I was like that's where poopies come from I just couldn't say anything else in that moment I don't know why [Music] [Laughter] what was that character used to do will you be like I'm over here I'm the best ever what was that I don't remember [Laughter] [Laughter] Thank You New York gamers Federation Thank You go-go-gadget rectal puns make the medicine oh is this medicine is this making my life better improving the quality of my life this is the sickness stand you can still ask her Julie Andrews is alive is she yeah she's like 80 - hey I'm 80 - do you remember that game grumps episode where you said something and I guess I was kind of like zoning out for a second you were like just laugh my comedy wagon - I love how everything just stops for link to like hover over what did everyone oh damn what did everyone want us to do the side quests oh the love letter side love letter sighs no goddamn way we can do that no there's no time I'm fairly certain that was the one that people said is not possible okay or maybe it was something else chat you know it is beyond a shadow of a doubt that that was the one singular thing that we could not do or it was something else and I asked Karen if he had a Hall Pass with anyone in the world from Suzy and his answer was Cillian Murphy a surprising answer but I would given the opportunity my friend Ashley not my girlfriend Ashley my friend Ashley the one who did send me the does Bruno Mars is gay sent me a delightful tweet of someone trying to write some sex fanfiction dude am I allowed to share this it's pretty good okay cool we're waiting in anticipation all right I will read this with all grammatical and spelling inconsistencies then she start riding on his penis on top of him as if he were a car and she was driving the car oh wow she moaned the pleasure crazy like a big storm my penis feels so good it's hard and this life is crazy smacking his lips yeah she nodded her tics were there [Laughter] were there but not physically but only spiritually dreamy didn't hear it but off-camera Susie said oh he's had sex before I believe it was a lady right so that makes it twice as hot or are you [ __ ] kidding me Wow he's tough I'm not good enough to get the potion that quickly no you okay I'm reading in depth this boss is gaslighting me okay cool thank you dope oh okay that was to which you never do but that's cool maybe it's learning good job yes yes yeah what's the next okay better start me from there if I die yeah right sorry when I died an incarnation of my hatred shall ever follow your kind dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time kind of funny right I think it's hilarious is there a third form no way Aran beat Skyward Sword everybody arrow beets carrots orange just I'm happy things turned out okay later master I must speak with you in private don't date that [ __ ] once you go blue you always shoot gu drive assorted to the pedestal before you and I will return to the sword to enter a sleep without end before you and I return yeah super then what I'm gonna miss you just kidding exam may we meet again in another line gonna cry you gonna cry a little baby boy you gonna cry here's your turn to put it together oh yeah oh man I would have gotten it now and this would go faster Chico take a [ __ ] oh wow if they're birds flying together which symbolizes the kiss that they could be having but they don't yeah they just never show it cowards yes that's worse the kiss is that what the lion isn't that one's all the game oh well how about a kiss yeah look you've got to be kidding me [Applause] Aaron have two words ever made you happier you know what about it's open whenever I like run to the bathroom I'm like doing the dance um no no it's open

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

Views: 1,382,736

Rating: 4.8678002 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor, laughter, laughing, danny, skyward sword, zelda, sudden laughter, uncontrollable laughter

Id: gqgNe2cJeYc

Length: 129min 12sec (7752 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 18 2019