Best of "Guts and Glory" - Game Grumps Compilation

you can talk guts and glory oh my gosh my um my buddy Spanish texted me a clip of this game and just said I'm dying at the bottom I'm dying yeah of laughter then and I was just like well yep well good news we're recording grumps tomorrow so let's [ __ ] do that hell yeah glory I don't know too much about it other than this [ __ ] is crazy yes oh god Jill Jill no no it's okay oh she's okay John okay all right no okay it's fine safe on the soft grass yeah yeah she's just relaxing oh boy where that wagons just flopping around oh yeah oh yeah and and finish does that finish yes nope it's not it's definitely it's not did you need Jill to stay in here I don't want dad to get angry okay I think Jack can show up at home be like we lost Jill and you are really [ __ ] this up well it's something something's happening where I'm like it's always veering to the left a little bit yeah I don't know if that's like intentional or no I think I think maybe you should restart it okay because it probably like so what is so much shooting at you well I think that's the wind I don't know man no you've got an arrow in you bro Oh Oh God so you can play this with a controller oh this is much easier oh yeah Oh Oh God oh you going you're mine you're fine little little Timmy Timmy Jimmy little Jimmy sorry by using a not wrong name with yeah are you clear in your doing great oh there's an e-brake whoa yeah this is like Oh easy mode I was like swinging with ten bats Welsh it's okay oh no no good okay he's good he's hanging in there in a safety seat he'll he'll be safe for Howard proud strapped in strapped in ready to go nice nice little day for a ride oh yeah so pleasant you know arrows flying through the air yeah I like I like to think that was like a medieval - whoa Oh God Oh okay why are they so automatic oh yeah all right you definitely daddy's a little drunk I'm ham for coming for you you're much better big nuts beep it okay actually wait what it would appear as though the difficulty power of adrenaline to slow down time John and Jimmy the Y button or the C key okay oh Jesus Christ that's horrifying so we went from gentle arrows to ok the capitation all right all right let's push that button and give this another shot show that again okay do I really need the slow-motion I don't know if I do some quality bonding time happy bicycle ride through the neighborhood I got the impression that that's not what they want yeah they want you to join Jimmy here we go take out some people you are dead slice it happy listen this [ __ ] music dupa dupa dupa dupa dupa dupa doo doo doo de doo skinny Bob beat that beater did you do that bye babe whoa baby damn damn damn ding did I do Voivod in check I just found this out okay maybe that's a lass first of all that's great ditch effort die immediately if I do it geez I can instant fill oh okay so if I'm like like rolling off the cliff I'm like oh I'm feeling first of all ow sorry Jim warmup time two things that turn up a notch don't worry though we'll start things off slowly and warm into it everything's gonna be fine oh that's a cannon oh it is it's a roof directly at my house Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry personally all right okay just gently land in the fence sorry I can't oh my god you cannot borrow any more propane tanks take this little seriously now okay I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it this is gonna be I I can't be sure but I said I think something's wrong with my lawn chair just like just gonna build daddy's gonna build up a little speed it's okay here we go okay easy easy there we go going up okay here we go all right Jimmy I'm doing this for you oh god yes I'm back I think I think you need to start a little earlier like before the dirt match never mind you got it it was just the aim anything is so hard sorry buy your trash mrs. Wetherby I'm dead oh that was the cannon no there are landmines what to see those yellow around oh that explains it no I gotta watch out yeah okay well this [ __ ] music it was make sure their land mines [Laughter] okay okay okay easy boost yeah use the boost dudududu yes yes and I'm cruising you are cruising I'm not losing you're just doing great good job [Applause] [Laughter] oh my god okay we're good easy so far so good easy cruising cruising nice awesome I landed on Jimmy so I'm fine I'll bounce right back it's all right turn this thing quick and there you go yes yes good boy you're fine I love you no Stretch Armstrong [Applause] nothing left whoa that wrecking ball is going a little crazy yeah really it's strong how am I to I think you got to build up speed and just yeah yeah okay there we go Wow Jimmy God it is so impossible to straighten out whoa Jesus try to drift under there didn't exactly work it's okay just stay perfectly straight it splintered maybe you see when you do we need stays perfectly straight you still like fly all over the place or not yeah you know what well Dan I think you got it I don't like it when landmines are on the way oh nice dude all right Wow keep going keep going things are turning out okay for me I can't get back up there you're not that far it's all the way up there mm that could be tricky I could I could try try I'm going to climb the bend like spider-man okay outstanding Oh I can start here I like how they make it harder on you I oh sorry Jamie he's fine he's fine Oh what are you doing up here lady it's dangerous with this is no less well she's got there worked itself okay oh there you go easy oh nice yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] fight it off Jim oh you got the checkpoint though yeah I got a oh no you didn't didn't dang yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh oh yeah the cable jeez you just got to go for it oh sorry Jamie otherwise you won't get enough Flake know why that way well how did if you went the other way oh yeah away from the death I was trying to like duck under there you go [ __ ] okay okay okay yeah at least I'll carry on the family name you look over it's just a quivering pile of blood jello whoa oh no yeah I want to be able to walk aright now okay charlie and the chocolate tree oh well let's see if you can make this on your own [Laughter] that is tough man bragged you down with his body flying off and said oh go go go Oh see that [ __ ] go straight go straight oh my god okay lay down Jimmy Jimmy lay down okay great job oh [ __ ] okay build up a little speed okay I need to do that when there's a ramp yeah I'm kidding no okay well I guess that's pudding I'm not dirt okay well back through this situation yeah that's where they coming from all over the [ __ ] place they're everywhere now look at it up there Oh Jimmy all right it's fine a little later it's mine well okay so close o coulombs I'm here yeah yeah yeah yeah just hit that full on [Applause] majestic okay this is oh oh oh it starts you here yeah nice okay whoa all right sorry least I maintained a an arrow do that that like time slowing thing yeah the adrenaline thing yeah oh you really just can't get knocked off your groove so I'm still kicking home I'm like go round oh wow he meant it he good for him for also designing the desert around the airplane hangar man you got to see what's in the windows I'm pretty sure you should just go straight down the center you think so yeah bro would I lie to you - fantastic yeah Jimmy go get daddy a tourniquet please what's a tourniquet nevermind I've bled out breaking Earl's new ATV by breaking some barrels and exploring the hillside okay girl okay I got me a poophead oh my god goes almost death I forgot I could do that I'm gonna do it all the time now Oh God Earl Earl yeah knock those barrels down out the barrel nice I'm gonna hit the last second I was like are they filled with dynamite these powder kegs I can wear this a foul I want to appear poor dude Earl is awesome his truck never breaks up oops yeah I'm just [ __ ] whoa you got it oh no okay Oh Earl Oh Earl he might be okay Earl I think he's all right I'm all right first position ballet all right I want to try some want to try some some fan levels oh alright because it's interesting as these are I feel like the community is gonna come up with some pretty interesting one the mountains of agony let's do it death Moll Oh death maw has the most thumbs up does it that's a lot of fun yeah three thousand wait what did I do oh I have to download it first oh geez got it got it let's do it okay death mom this will be fun and not treacherous I'm sure I'm excited look it just looks like a halfpipe Oh oh my goodness gracious okay that's a lot of song hey that's cool that's cool many song Jimmy okay back there well found a landmine no I got this what is that it it didn't it didn't fail me I'm still going jump oh [ __ ] thank you good it's great thank you um just I guess mainmenu it cani cani cani okay okay and we're off turns out that can't check done yet okay let's go up here [Music] oh they're going crazy now okay sweet this one was cinchy since she is heck whoa oh oh you're fine you're fine let's go walk it off everything's cool okay so just stay towards the middle weird Jacob's Ladder thing going on oh yeah dude Scheffer spikes watch out for spikes okay so okay what Oh God that one took me yep that one shook me yeah yeah this is a little longer than I thought I took me and shook me hey mmm you gotta wait till it oh never mind it just deposits here in to death town chat it again here we go real fast I mean I'm going as fast as it let her be oh my god I think it was just painful okay what's this electrified why would it be screaming on pain like that well no he look like he was convulsing oh I think it was just because he got stabbed and you didn't know how to handle the pain that could be what a [ __ ] no boy this is a great yeah this is a death ma for sure goodbye goodbye cruel world that Danny here I go did Danny dammit your dad puts you in an interesting situations some sure [ __ ] dad that was that oh it's nothing good nothing is good yeah aim towards the nothing there aren't like Oh oh my god [Music] nice damn damn oh you [ __ ] did it week Tony my son I'm gonna go Larry here we go I fighting career goodbye life um see you later alligator they're like should we shoot that down we've got an unidentified flying old man you have all been beautiful all right let's see what happens now let's uh see what happens now let me help you gravity like I am so unclear as to where you are I just you are going 400 miles an hour right now 500 600 oh my god 200 mages oh my god dude I'm going fast you're dropping out of the sky going fast here we go well Wow didn't even want to process yeah yeah okay all right there you go that was easy and now just to make us off topic oh no maybe a little still land in the yellow circus I don't know okay old man Larry sorry Larry let's say again it won't be Oh check out any cable anytime soon hey very nice okay here I go should have worn some shoes today I was gonna be rocketing across a bridge put the brakes on and I did it I know the woman and I did it and oh okay and well is it like [ __ ] ice a low freezing right yes and and I'm missing a foot it's okay okay all right I don't need a foot to press the keys on the controller oh boy and boy there's a secret behind so claw yikes okay let's try that one more time all right Larry this time you got it okay easy easy easy I don't know oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh - faster and void too fast too fast okay okay okay okay okay you might even say - oh my god I'm fast five dude oh no damn it let me try yeah let me try another character John and Jimmy well you haven't played Zoey yet Zoey yeah and this does seem like a daredevil II kind of thing I will give I will give Zoey a try then cool is she that she the one with Evel Knievel ah yes and Pedro isn't it new to look at that form well this one's possible with normal we've got a turd head we got a bound on the Golden Gate Bridge say what this is supposed to be I don't know holy minds Oh and that was what come ouch ah convulsing taxidermy in that in that position there also there are also some saws oh really yes how many times eight movies so far [ __ ] oh god beautiful finish could someone get me perhaps an ace bandage or your entire arms missing 34 schibler Gottfried that's pretty good 34 a great job oh yeah cuz no one's played this Aaron and I are weird you we were just watching uh the visit the video for wizard by Uriah Heep Wow it was great it's one of my favorite videos ever because if it looks like a band of five Geddy Lee's thousand kings we were discussing that's a lot of kings that is a lot of Kings I don't think there's I don't think there's enough time yeah yeah anyone's life oh sorry son oh yeah by the way we're playing oh okay playing guts and glory we actually had played seven episodes of this but the footage was corrupted yeah oh god Oh has been [ __ ] acting up lately so Elgato a few whoa oh god oh if you're listening gave [ __ ] together yeah because that's where I got my gold from al El Dorado I'm thinking about erotic Mud Run oh there are things that fill a rednecks heart with joy like playing in the mud that's that's that's insensitive it's really uncool boy mr. Jack and Jill good luck jack and even more luck to you Jill because you are gonna need it what determines when Jill finally flies away no cuz it oh this is a good one maybe she has like a determination meter oh hey oh you can just slide right through that dude I'm [ __ ] oh [ __ ] something shooting at you that's cool there's out yep yeah you know you've got some arrows it's this is the easiest yeah you're doing great actually all I got are two arrows and a lost sister although if one of those logs connects at any point it's gonna be absolutely brewed oh yeah dude good job you didn't even hit the or Jill Jill Jill Jill honey I can't feel good on the face oh yeah oh god man what's the deal with that what's that person doing just standing there who can join I'm like this enjoying the greenery is it green scenery oh my god okay turn key goes again oh god this is gonna this might take a minute I got this do you yeah it's [ __ ] easy alright don't throw bombs at me no oh God oh my god the game lag yeah look I mean even the blood can't even decide oh my god just shootin the pieces I love how the game decided that mr. yang [Laughter] [Music] oops like you think it'd be the header please that's the core of his being that's where the Chi is stored oh really yeah sure here we go my Chi is stored in my [ __ ] did she is stored in the balls I know she's stored in my pantry okay with the Mac oh you spirits that's a meat shield she protected me that's why I got through so easily so close did I'd just go go there must be canon oh god oh god I'm going so slow come on Miche all those doors are acting as fans is the wind blockers oh and you're okay your daughter will make it forget about your mom it's easy yeah yeah couldn't she is dead can't get enough of this sugar Chris thank you [Laughter] this is so morbid boy okay yeah you did clearing it was the best thing oh geez I'll just try to figure out a way to get get through it right that counts yeah it's perfect I got that I got to watch it happen in front of me yep it's a fun time Oh God oh my god Jake get enough of this sugar Chris oh oh you didn't get hit by the saw blade no cool note to self [Laughter] [Music] survived well for a moment a [ __ ] Stretch Armstrong was this is the prequel Oh God so I guess as long as you don't get hit by the saw blades you're okay as in like you can get hit by the arm yeah oh look at that clean yeah clean dirty I like it yes yes yes keep going that was [ __ ] hot okay well I mean you're pulling sick trip did I make it oh I did do you got it yeah that's like the [ __ ] king of Union yeah you got shy want to oh my god you made it I'm a girl great job is an excuse er Oh God sir why why would that be a reaction [ __ ] it all up for me cuz he's standing there well only one way to deal with that not there yes yeah yeah he was Wow no I did ah they were accurate to who we actually I'm gonna try to get there I almost cleared it do I get a checkpoint if I clear that one day who knows oh yeah you do cuz it's orange really yeah that's no [ __ ] a flagman then I can just do this what I don't think it registers really yeah I think you I think you're dead the second you reject from the vehicle yeah [ __ ] off I gotta do this like a million for not letting me cheat this is so hard though now you you've got it you've got it yeah you have to see yeah yeah I've got a bed jammies oh there yeah there you go and just let it roll on its own I like [ __ ] covert like horizontally I just give it a little momentum oh yeah oh that's working oh [ __ ] oh yeah and now go back to the end of the log and do it again hey buddy where you doing it [ __ ] dammit oh but that's so close yeah that's the idea that's that rolling Oh [ __ ] such solid water oh [ __ ] so stiff so rigid yeah yep do your diagonal move again my I was really working well my ideal woman stiff and rigid if hard where you listen my safety what are you talking about man yeah that's it [ __ ] hard no but I mean like start on the left side and then you'll have plenty of like I'm doing I'm doing here you go no [ __ ] [ __ ] all right Oh sir all right we're giving this five more tries to say [ __ ] it crush me [ __ ] that feels so good let's work out the knots work out the knots goodness easy on here this [ __ ] [ __ ] up the whole log just plow them off well easier said than done dude have fun duh yeah yeah great job alright alright well yeah man [ __ ] do you want to try it no no possible if I how am I supposed to backseat game if I'm in the front seat bang theory will open to criticism the windshield of criticism ah damn it it's [ __ ] sucks hard yeah this is this is way tougher than any other oh you could just do it this way no no no no no no damn it man oh man it goes too fast it [ __ ] me and launches me over the edge Oh God Oh God I got this okay oh yeah just a little short controlled bursts that's what she said that's what they said in aliens yay for us to hear I was so [ __ ] close so hot this is gonna I was gonna whip it out from being honest well it's everyone's loss get off the [ __ ] thing dude get off sir sir get the [ __ ] off this is easier because I got a better up not me nevermind oh you're back I'm dead oh my spine iam let my crannies my cranny spine my crannies McRaney sperm oh oh my god could you imagine someone with the ability speed run this [ __ ] yeah I mean there's probably a really easy way to do this and I'm just not good I don't know man that could be said for any time I've ever played kitty jeepers oh here wait wait oh okay okay wait a band in the middle technique do the side thing now what no I got this you sure oh yeah yeah yeah just because I ran over some [ __ ] gun the reason I didn't got this okay don't I swear I think it's fine now mmm-hmm look at this sure you seem pretty increase in control yeah sure [ __ ] stop doing the wheelie thing that's what really [ __ ] me don't really yeah you like the the it's like too much for the Jeep to handle and then it like pops a wheelie and then I lose my traction yeah tire can't leave log okay you [ __ ] get off get [ __ ] proud of himself he is this is sideways yeah you're actually like behind where you start I love this what is were salvaged how do I get out of here okay okay okay okay my mom only told me I listen to good Christian music but I'd like to listen to Ke$ha sometimes just a little funky yeah those are pretty Christian dies what dying young yeah sure okay Jesus was 33 yes was he I think so yeah Wow nice and easy no sight thing is more complicated than this you say Sarah huh huh and just have two nice and easy except today is it easy yes yes Marren now I just gotta stay up here no no no are you trying to floor right now keep shipping [ __ ] [ __ ] dude not back in the all very important very impressive whoa all right go we're good okay I'll just hold on to this if we need it I was like I want a lady hold my hand oh my god okay and you got it oh you didn't wow I'm sure that was you impaling yourself on that thing uh-uh you got it and I know yeah and I know oh oh god it's so Jay how did you go so out of control it's it I don't know like the the joystick sensitivity is really really high who built this course when what's holding those wheels and things in the air what oh um they were literally just floating their power so you know what I hadn't thought of Power has an answer oh good another laws okay no Sam I got it down this might be our first two episode one course guts and glory situation oh that's what happens when you don't read I read I've got myself some flavor I'm some hustler I read other articles boobies that's what it says oh did you get it I got it no yes Wow yes I've never I thought that was impossible nothing's impossible you're a man's man only improbable Mario [ __ ] would you do this with anybody but Earl I'm using my head Oh the teachers elders told me to use my head and that's what I'm doing how are you using this is cover yeah oh my god so much [ __ ] coming at me Earl can take that's too much for Earl today why not just go around Oh cause it's right there it's only 30 30 meters oh oh oh my god it's not a checkpoint one either if I just line this up I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna do it oh jeez you gotta go through the end yeah I'll power the other way oh gosh that's okay I'm Earl careful that's okay oh damn that was the end right that's okay yeah good job all right now just to survive the gauntlet of death whoa whoa whoa that's so many that's okay careful golfers look the like just use your power yeah nice so it's right there [Laughter] oh god man somebody's level it's so [ __ ] long like oh oh sorry sorry huh this is the most interesting thing that happened in their life you're welcome oh [Laughter] [Music] okay you can't pass up a golden opportunity like you know you can hit the other you can hit the friend on the way back what do you mean oh man well you've effectively killed that entire neighborhood sweetie don't ever do what daddy does yes the mall first don't go back for seconds hit it wrong because of the striation yeah look at that I stayed on the [ __ ] Road and [ __ ] who's got time for that [ __ ] I love this music it really puts me in a state of killing others maybe first killer so I can try this again [Music] [Laughter] maybe I guess you have to hit it I like super tops yeah because it has sick would it be to do a barrel roll oh man I'd be [ __ ] dope my daughter would be way good I am a precision when I smashed into those other people that was pretty impressive I can't lie you other brothers can't deny something something waste face you get sprung deep deep deep no one knows the lyrics past that point now I want to see your comments of or do you or because you can just [ __ ] wiki that [ __ ] yeah so it's oh oh we did it oh wow the arrow through the neck this kid is flat-out magic you talking about that said that move that he that I just did and looked like I moved from Speed Racer oh that's a scene where he's like he's like flying kick into it he leads something this kid is flat-out magic oh yeah I do remember that the movie right yeah yeah [ __ ] best movie in the world good job Aaron stupendous see maybe you could tweet later you ever seen those commercials where it's like it's like really dramatic commercial where that's like you know they go to the good girl dies in a car accident and they go to like the funeral and everything and then like wait this sounds like the foundation for a funny comment well it's it's it's because like then it then it all culminates to like the the police officer going to like the scene with like the mangled car and stuff and he picks up like the busted phone and then he looks at the text and it just says s MH cuts to the tombstone of the girl and it just says s mhm it's a you don't even want to [ __ ] on cuz the message is so yeah well because it's like it's a is it really that important like that's the message of course what talk to you in your life honey could you become more alive please I'm driving are you all right are you stuck here no you know you're stuck huh not that stuck she looks tough I'm just hanging out with my family there you go Pass Wow like what is this Lord of the Rings why are you taking the [ __ ] craggy Mountain because the road because it's beautiful up here it is beautiful [ __ ] I can't get back on the road exactly like Skyrim there's some road oh there's the thing jeez what if I oh boy let me know sorry babe legs sweet road head are you fapping fapping gladly or fap and radley welcome fab and Bradley sent an awful lot like diddle kid well I know little kid that's how I got my name cuz he wasn't around Bradley are you sure you're not diddle kids myself oh my god that was brutal that's okay this might be a little kid I should probably go see if I can find him with like like a mask made out of napkins I'm not stopping Bradley at all I'm dead again that's where does it make me me think so that's protest expand for you yeah oh I'm blowing it and blew in and blew a nude simply beautiful environment I gotta say like pretty mom I'm not looking pretty humming like a [ __ ] yes you did Oh go go go go go keep going I can't stucco Oh zombie vomit stinky poo poo shraeger who then like my all-time favorite oh and of course cranberry sauce yeah well I was gonna say how great would it be a zombie bomb it was 666 but you had you and Commander love squad had to go beat him oh yeah sorry it's fine stinky poop I'm so sorry do you ever see someone put in stinky poop man as like their avatar name and just think like my god a kindred spirit maybe I'll just go behind here hahaha yeah I can't hit me back here [ __ ] good job hit me back here [ __ ] like you trying to like talk smack we're an adult diaper oh yeah whatever [ __ ] maybe I'm just cranky because my yo maybe I need my Baba I feel a little hungry maybe someone needs their Bank Anonymous is playing Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell oh good job dude pre man lord fluffington bum chef we made it to gum Z and Gomorrah theme park what's the biggest children's TV show dedicated teaching you about safety first oh so glad yeah um gum Z and Gomorrah clearly I can hit you and scratch you kind of thing where they're constantly dying to improve away yeah I love it scuse me enjoy your day at the fair sorry where my towards the ticket booth Hey excuse me where's the ticket booth where's the ticket booth oh gum Z and [ __ ] go mart is into this lunatic music know it's it's it's happy and it's teaching me about safety it's giving me sparkles on my insides it's it's it's making me horny okay way to bury the lead no hang in there honey hey and yes yes Queen I saw it coming a mile away I was like hell yeah sorry about your ball I'll get you a new one yeah no okay all right all right check this [ __ ] out Check Point [ __ ] yeah dude back into it hell yeah yeah ten and two on the wheel my [ __ ] tech that's my tech attack that was excellent you really you crushed that watch this [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] doo doo doo doo doll my gummiberry juice [ __ ] y'all magic and mystery are part of their history along with the secret of gummiberry juice all through the forest they sing out in chorus fight full mark marching whatever they do marching along yeah I'm doing the second verse okay gummi bears bouncing here and there and everywhere we're high adventure that's beyond compare notes on me on there the gummy bear there they are they are a gummy baby that's when your death on your TV breaks [Music] yeah the guy who sings that if you've ever heard the full version he [ __ ] goes for it like there's one part ways how could you not but he holds it out like for 30 seconds at least it's incredible to him yeah dude I may have exaggerated that slightly but it's it's definitely more than 30 seconds is a long time yeah it's a little bit too long like three seconds to five seconds that's three seconds yeah it's a long time damn do you think uh do you think when they inevitably remake the new gummi bears flash animation that don't they'll use the original theme song or they'll like techno fi it you were there in everywhere like that [ __ ] high adventures that's a yawn compare they are the boot boots brutal brutal yeah if it had come out like ten years ago it would've been all like oh dude you perfect every time that look at the [ __ ] gummy thing in the side I forgot his name the purple one go Mar go Mar he's laying face down with an axe buried in his back well you know you know at this time [Laughter] six umas in on him there were a bear yeah come out like ten years ago it would have been straight up like nu-metal whatever is the flavor of this yeah we have a company bears not secure there were never where alvin and the chipmunks it's the Squeakquel oh god yeah did you forget they called it the squeak no I did not and you want to know why why because my grandma I was at her house when I first saw the trailer for that sorry excuse me those are real not nice burp I'm all right and in the commercial played out and then in I'm watching it and I'm like in my head I'm like [ __ ] Squeakquel are you serious and then immediately my grandma was like Squeakquel that's hilarious and it's kind of adorable I was like alright it's making people happy you know called her Nana Nana hmm that's a long did you did you go to see Alvin and the Chipmunks were there no oh I don't think she'd had didn't care to see it she just thought that Squeakquel was clever it's just something named the squeak hole was you she'd be like no we aren't going if you're gonna laugh at that joke yeah I want you to endure the 90 minutes of pain you've signed this warrant I don't know maybe it's [ __ ] good everyone says like Paddington's good people said Paddington is ham even has like 80 stars OSHA's look at that look at that they put their hands up kill the whole family was dude you know what I'll [ __ ] you know what I watched the other day that I realized that I loved when I was a kid and I still kind of loved now it's a dragon heart dragon heart yeah so Dennis Quaid Sean Connery the dragon well I mean I haven't seen in 20 years but I remember loving it dude it's kind of dope really yeah like it's it's it's pretty do okay cuz it came on and I was like I'll [ __ ] dragon heart here we go and then like 30 minutes in oh it's like realize that that's the dragon that save the king [ __ ] yeah but that movie's dopest [ __ ] man alright oh [ __ ] and the CG is like they do this thing in it alright okay what the the CG yeah I mean it's been a long time it's not the greatest yeah [ __ ] but the here's the here's the thing they do that I thought was pretty interesting because that was still the time were like CG was sort of new mmm-hmm so they were like trying to find ways to to sort of sell it better so like in most shots where the dragon is because he's like fully CG right um [ __ ] god damn it she's he like interacts with the environment in some way mm-hmm so like there's there's a scene where like he flies over and then his tail sort of like Nick's a wall oh cool and then put that part of the wall like flies off like as a practical effect very smart so it's yeah so you're like oh that what the [ __ ] is just going backwards yeah well well oh my god yes yes so it's um oh that's okay I just gonna pick up speed so in that respect I was like oh that's neat like they did a good job they really like did what they had to do to make the to sell the effect yeah man I mean it was 1996 right um Jesus I don't know you [ __ ] you didn't even like remember dragon heart and now you're like yeah well it came out on September 13 1986 like I didn't place the once I knew which movie were talking about I remember very clearly whoa that wasn't you that's just ticking New York and go why am i strapped to this is this some kind of snatch level torture device match yeah and go feed him to the pigs like that Oh got it won't you strap him strapped him to a chair Oh Aaron you were so close you know the tooing of proper British exit aside from the death though how cool would it be what's so cool cuz I've far jeez because I've been in that situation before did I tell you I almost died no when was this on a scooter long time ago yeah okay i am i was on a scooter mm-hmm so i got like a really cheap like razor scooter but it wasn't it wasn't a razor scooter it was like a knockoff I got it for ten dollars in the toy district anyway I was riding down the razor scooter and there was a there was a hill and I started going down the hill and I was like oh sweet I'm going fast yes and then I realized I was going way too fast whoo fast yes and I think I was like just below the too fast where it would have like fallen apart but I was like if I screw this up and I like turn in the wrong direction I am definitely gonna like fall over and bless my skull open yeah like what I was going way too fast yeah and so I was like God keep it steady I've had that experience of skiing yeah I'm just going like 45 miles an hour I'm like oh my god this is so fast but luckily I was just like huh leveled out and then I could slow down holy [ __ ] I was so scared oh wow it [ __ ] that hit you right into it yeah it was like um there was this meme going around that like I look like crossbows up here yeah there's a meme going around that I look like post Malone I don't know who that is he's some like new rapper who's really popular right now okay do you look like him um like I don't know like build like barrel a little bit we're both unkempt with a beard and a bun a hair bun okay that's close enough yeah but it's like the mean going around is like Aaron Hanson looks like a or post Malone looks like a white rapper Aaron Hanson and I'm like you are oh I'm pretty sure that I qualify for both of those things yeah yeah he's not nearly as successful suddenly successful as mr. Malone I mean I've got posters of him all over my room I've got Chloe I've got blacklight posters posters posters I've got some I've got some poster Malone oh my god oh my god cool yeah gggg there's a lot of Gigi's going on canary GG that's a quadruple J quadruple G that's like Dos Equis if you want to doats echoes you got to say Quatro a Ches ha ha that's like a g-unit oh [ __ ] ah that was the proper joke that's ok that was the correct joke oh god those planes to circle that yeah that's like Donkey Kong's building that's cool it's fine I'm alright yeah I'm not I'm not manic or crazy goodbye isn't she more beautiful oh oh I just [ __ ] need a little more liftoffs Gibbs right there okay cubed yeah what he just turn into parts Oh like a give down you did you did we were talking about this like apparently like one of the main thing you you've seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre right which one the first one no no never no I've only seen the Jessica Biel one oh no oh god no no geez I'm talking about like the 1970 whatever one donaga never seen though it's very upsetting but it's also very good in terms of like classic horror movie if that's your thing oh god do I really need to go through here I don't I don't at all the let the last scene is I actually do love where like leather faces just like swinging the chainsaw around in the sunset it's so I don't know it's such a cool image but um the the movie is supposedly according to one of the makers the movie is partially about vegetarianism what as in like because the people who are massacred the people were killed are killed are slaughtered like cattle and the it's like the idea with like the hook and everything yeah this is the way we treat animals and stuff and in fact there's one scene where Leatherface busts out of nowhere and like smash eat vegan no he smashes a dude and then like pulls him into like the [ __ ] gross area where he like does whatever to them and as soon as he kills him you can hear like Pig sounds like like that but like there's no pigs anywhere in the movie like they're not on a farm or anything and it's just like this allegorically yeah yeah you [ __ ] it up okay yeah I don't know I mean it's pretty dated now like there's one part at the end where like one of the bad guys gets run over and you're like that is like clearly a dummy it's like Dannic and levels but I mean it's a very [ __ ] scary movie but we don't oh I guess we do slaughter animals and then wear their skins yep oh yeah ain't that some [ __ ] cuz all the kills are the same as in the new one right I don't know I never I don't know anything about the name of meat hook there's that yeah that meat hook is very unfortunate uh the leg gets the leg you yeah it's very it's you know it's funny like I used to be so scared of movies like that and and like feel such empathy for the people involved and then you realize like oh they're actors you know when you get older and then when you get older than that you realize oh they're actors who are like psyched to be a part of that you know yeah like that uh like the girl who gets put on the meat hook in the original like Texas Chainsaw Massacre like she still goes to conventions and she like you see or like suit super smiling with like the pictures of her on the meathook you know like because horror fans are like such a such a loyal breed you know oh yeah man they they love you forever if you're in like a movie that mattered to them so it's just funny like when I watch those movies as a kid I was like oh this is so horrible these poor people and now I'm like oh that's actually one of the coolest most defining moments of those people's lives yeah it's interesting oh my god I made it yeah oh oh Iker died I don't like this yeah hey good stuff ah [ __ ] I definitely thought they were saying smoosh it for the longest really oh yeah oh god you know it's like oh no there's only like seven so you say stuff like smoosh it all the time smush it smush it real good smush it oh yeah it wasn't that a Jersey Shore term for having sex oh yes mush I want to smush wait we got to pick up we got to pick a good one well I got Destruction Derby classic destruction that sounds pretty good yeah classic destruction yeah I was just looking at the rating ratio yeah that has pretty high good stuff yang family done yay oh god oh god oh my god yeah what a great idea oh [ __ ] oh man though they're really going to some yeah there's straight-up like AI cars yeah Jesus oh [ __ ] casket hands stay at the tent I'm so [ __ ] great at this you're doing pretty well all of a sudden oh yeah it's very unsettling [ __ ] Hungry Hungry Hippos oh yeah yeah get out of here get out just get just get just let me out just let I love the emotionless yes expressive on everyone's face you know it's the same woman in every destroy that's so funny we were created to destroy it's the same lady okay no stop please stop knows they don't want this feels dark by a bunch okay ma'am and check when is this gonna end oh yeah great job what an accomplishment ever actually was an accomplishment I'm very proud of you thank you I beat [ __ ] d square mister poopy butthole and first of all let me just say the Kardashians not so bad either it's in my game all they care about is family and they don't [ __ ] they don't that they don't they don't [ __ ] with anyone else you know they take care of each other I'm serious yeah no I'm silently agreeing we just don't like them cuz they're annoying yeah I think I think that's the main problem well that but that's that they're not they're just [ __ ] looking out for each other man they just they sometimes they get in fights and that's what makes them interesting but they [ __ ] always work it out cuz they're family you see it's like Jersey Shore people wouldn't watch it if it was just a train wreck all the time like there's got to be some kind of [ __ ] emotional element to it and that's what it is at the end of the day they're family and they can hug it out and they care for each other I learned a lot today we we got really far look if you had rich ass [ __ ] daughters and you wanted to treat them well you would care about them but also they would grow up to be kind of obnoxious but they'd be good people because you're a good person if I wanted to treat them well I wouldn't design a reality TV show around them well they'd help to make them [ __ ] billions of dollars yes Rob Kardashian was a good dude as far as I know he defended OJ Simpson well he did it have you seen now I don't know anything people versus OJ Simpson he's he the one who was like well he did it he killed yeah it was kind of Wow like he was friends with them you know and so he was like of course I'll defend you mm-hmm but as the trial was going on it became more and more clear that he was guilty and then he was like oh wow I don't I don't really want to do this anymore Wow yeah yeah it was super crazy obvious that he was guilty yeah like even at the time yeah but he's a free man now so good for him no he got arrested what he got arrested in Las Vegas oh I remember that but he did like nine years in jail and now he's out oh is he uh no yeah oh [ __ ] mmm how great for all of us well I love OJ Simpson I liked him when he was a running back for the bills and not a murderer no I think he's great now and I totally think he should just stay away from us never come after us for saying things about him have a great day everybody yeah and you too Oh J I gotta change the locks on my doors

Channel: ESYTC

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Keywords: horror, life stories, lifestyles, gaming, happy wheels, guts & glory, community, game grumps., grumps, blood, lets play, egoraptor

Id: sS1jl1M91io

Length: 71min 35sec (4295 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 01 2018