"BAD" JOKES

welcome back to game grumps I'm officially dreading this episode because Aaron found a website of the world's most terrible jokes and we're gonna trade off reading them to each other while we play boo antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married uh-huh the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible a jumper cable walks into a bar the bartender says I'll serve you but don't start anything I can't get up you need to walk back with me I'm Dyslexic man walked into a bra no two cannibals are eating a clown one says to the other does this taste funny to you I'm joking of course these are the worst oh Jesus Dasia Moo the feeling that you've heard this bull before [Laughter] that's the worst thing a list of terrible oh that's stupid no [ __ ] [Laughter] Hospital after a serious accident he shouted doctor doctor I can't feel my legs the doctor replies I know I ambut ated your arms [Laughter] I went to seafood disco last week what's seafood disco I pulled a muscle are you trapped me in here good good yeah oh Jesus this is the worst one of all get out of here what do you call a fish with no eyes first wait focus Aaron two fish swim into a concrete wall the one turns to the other it says damn I was only half paying attention we need to turn off the graph oh my god that's so bad so bad it is hold on a dwarf who was a mystic escaped from a jail the call went out that there was a small medium at long last one all right not because it's particularly good or anything but because all the other ones are like three paragraphs long oh right yeah a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says a beer please and one for the road god that [ __ ] sucked oh come on Jesus Christ everything the pterodactyl 1 No like why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom why not because the P is silent oh yeah there's the dinosaur joke what do you call a lesbian dinosaur what's that look a lot of pus oh I like that what do you call blind dinosaur I don't know do you think your soros what do you call blind dinosaurs Doug why do you think you so bad we gotta go up here oh yeah Alfred chicken more like go [ __ ] yourself hey that's a funny joke that you just made up on your own so Larenz jove you son and i looked him right in the eye when i did it let's play this game let's play this terrible game by the way it just occurred to me that like that entire like soul-baring episode that we just did for the last one i had no pants on oh yeah that's a Stewie dancer I'm thinking more along the lines of yeah Oh Steely Dan yeah I don't remember what it does I just remember it's awful if you ever like shoplifted something which I guess would be the chapstick would you be like I'm steely dick stick of gloopy collapse open up that mouth let me pour some [ __ ] water blew me glass why should life you gotta get some water god [ __ ] I'm gonna fold my tank and then I gotta get some points this is a tense no and if this were a circus would be intense come on man I need you to raise your game you ever realize like at the beginning of every Mario game he's always little like that's his default right yes and then in the world he gets mushroom and he gets bigger right correct so he's like dating this princess girl right who's all like a normal-size yep and he's just this tiny little [ __ ] [ __ ] man yeah like like not like digit size do you think he goes up on her oh snap snap snap missile snap is bro you gotta myself everything except the gameplay is pretty sweet it's just because we were playing that weird mode it's race time we don't need to shop no what are we teenage girls who like to shop for shoes oh yeah that's a groundbreaking joke I hope I'm just saying here's not an area so what do you care it's because I know a hot girl and she's an Aries so that's how I know that otherwise why would I bother to care Aries what I breathe we should just end this episode nap we've already reached the pinnacle humorous Barry turn the episode off did she like your peanuts or were they too salty now they were you just provided me of like the stupidest like joke my boyfriend used to say okay you lay it on me bro do it in like an old like Jewish grandfather accent like two peanuts were walking through the park one was assaulted it's not funny but like the look he would give you like the big stupid happy smile like yeah laughs really yeah so I think you want to go around all right I will take the reigns of aggro and I will aggravate him I will be her all week sure to tip your waitress check out what I fished up and it's a [ __ ] good one God mom we're Bryan a night I'd hear about that that take mataró sketch a good one good one robot which is a robot that thanks good one robot it's a basically effective in your everyday life if you want to use it oh snap this Goldeen is gonna get [ __ ] up by my Beedrill my blunt Oh Shh yes yeah he's just so much punctuation [Laughter] yo give me some credit no I gotta come up with jokes on the fly dog not on the beat damn damn alright [Laughter] you also denied my [ __ ] right was it I wasn't ready for it I'm ready for it now though okay as the moment past can't be still have I probably damnit what's red green and smells like [ __ ] what's that green and red [ __ ] you know white iron yeah I'm gonna give you full points for that okay you made it up on the spot six meanwhile cut to you two weeks ago well in a dusty library trying to write the perfect joke you're like gross sinus thing going on right now is like perfect for like a fake Mexican X I know I know I'm just getting over a cold and I'm at that point where it's like it's all evacuating my system gross yeah well for anyone out there who found me attractive that [ __ ] just went down a couple notches there's nothing I can do man not to me bro thank you not to me it's not to me nothing makes me [ __ ] laugh harder than like just makes it all the better that's true have you really collected 500 plus diamonds means I don't remember that well get ready for more can we name a character fish so it'll be like go fish next time I get worse you smiled [Music] what is victreebel is he involved form of something first of all it's victreebel and he evolved from a Bellsprout really that man looks crazy knows for a [ __ ] bad-ass right yeah he sucks you in and he sucks your juice out of you super potion business meeting laughs and like someone just made a terrible joke that barely registers his joke but you can tell it's a joke so you gotta laugh know that it's it's that laugh is more like no patronizing like the other one could be construed as like yeah like I I actually found that funny that one that one oh yeah no I like that I like the like Oh somebody's [ __ ] spaghetti is mouldy and out of control what is it it's my best friend Angela I love him oh yeah these are the first video games I never played that didn't require a quarter oh [ __ ] yeah except for this one [ __ ] handheld game I wonder any footage of it exists online my dad bought it for me is it was a precursor with the Gameboy cuz it only had one game but it was called caveman [ __ ] yeah I feel like gaming watch have two screens no I never heard it man I mean it's really primitive I just remember that sounds like a really good movie The Polar Express yeah more like the pull up your ass oh you are in the zone today TF Noach Botcon was held at which is transformers clone oh and so they never convention for convicted felons called con-com okay okay I shoulda got this Star Wars to rout kanpai oh you know Star Trek - yeah oh did I say Star Wars you did Oh embarrassing yeah you're gonna get comments up the wazoo yeah yeah I love them both I never understood that like you have to choose one or the other dear Daniel yeah today I watched Pokemon episode whatever the [ __ ] this one is and I regret to inform you that you are incorrect and you're telling him a joke about Star Trek wait anyway is H oh there it is glasses boom is it now I can see the secret thing and get my foot thank you so much what are you talking about I don't know what up dog is well aren't you the Goonies this guy was [ __ ] fun for me to play I'm sick I'm really sad it's over I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did I didn't enjoy it at all I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did and more than Aaron did significantly well then yeah I mean if you enjoyed it at all then you enjoyed it more than Michael C ha all right one high five we intentionally tried to make a shitty video clips let's try a shitty one oh here we go yeah yeah I can't leave any stones unturned you know himself Oh Aaron thank God you brought a okay thank you dude I like to consider it my c-plus great news everybody I brought my c-plus game so if you're ready for slightly above-average comedy oh you've come to the right place oh [ __ ] dan yes the door is ajar and then just imagine it like being an actual jar that's some c-plus shape you're just job man yeah right in the zone hey hey hey I'm carrying him on my head kind of like Mowgli from The Jungle Book what was up with him right just like those jokey pigs that are not jokes in any way just like statement of facts followed by like a how about that [Music] whoa man what is he Jack in the Beanstalk okay I would you sure tip your wages I will be here Mondays and Thursdays at 7 p.m. you know the only reason I really come here is cuz the drinks are free I'll be here all night I wish I could do a great cricket impression I'm gonna I'm gonna be here at 9:00 p.m. so all you stragglers alright throw some throw in some crickets hey bars open and if you don't drink what are you even doing in a bar you know drinking what what are you I'm right okay all right guys Jeff tip your waitress it's like one guy in the audience like sitting in a chair and is like mouth open head back ass idiot they try to lead you to this story they want you to tell yeah I thought she did a bitchin job yeah I thought she [ __ ] well it just it's so you don't like you're not like apples are great and then they're like we have nothing we can't tell the story of course so you know reality TV more like written script you absolutely nailed it thanks man that joke was wrong but you know what [ __ ] it no digiti goddamn deal you don't get the satisfaction of me hitting that button but no do nice nice put that [ __ ] in his play did I not I did banker jumps up the window like wanker offer oh please okay I'll protect great that'll do the [ __ ] wonders like you're gonna lose anyway why are you gonna make it [ __ ] agony for me I'm gonna give you a keen missile let's put the penis okay hello boy what's that word 45 to 50 episodes you came up with real cigarette Sam do that I've that I enjoy it for 30 seconds ago the Boldwood passes we do you're right you're right I guess I'm the weird one here I'm sure strange person yeah how does a dick move of me to try to teach you hygiene and doing with your own ass the only time I'll ever need hygiene is what I'm saying that hello a person really we like [ __ ] 75 years old obviously all right well I got a joke for you kiddo okay late on a priest a rabbi at a [ __ ] what happened next I can know I know there was no joke no it's just I like it when I like it when old people refer to Polish people so so inside the sound Larry it does I pretty sure it is actually yeah oh sweet @tm fourteen that's awesome that's the Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator come with me if you want to be an adorable rat live with me if you want to come oh my god God you know I heard it was like [ __ ] five oh Jesus Aaron raise your goddamn game you were so understand makes Pikachu evolve oh really and I'm not gonna write you a letter about what he turns into you can't turn snack on me into why are you being so slow bro oh [ __ ] is there Pokemon cold [ __ ] there can be I say they should make a porno my name is pearl necklace did I nail it too hard with my name is pearl necklace are you now uncomfortable ever making jokes on the show again I don't know if I can ever top that yeah I know me neither snowman's lost his head oh that's the head that was over the [ __ ] that's the head what are you talking about there's a head uh-huh that's really it where is it up ahead yay sometimes I think like you know Dan's like you know he's on his game this is one of those times where I'm like Dan is on this [ __ ] yeah unfortunately his game sucks oh yeah head of himself dan there are times where you on your game know you're so dumb fall off your pig poop sorry I'd swear when I get mad oh I killed that book and it gave me a blue coin yeah you truly made that book end I'll be in my trailer mr. Scorsese I have to do what looks like that Piero was it so grand my [ __ ] just puckered is it possible it could be I don't see what that has to do with anything we're looking all right isn't Farraday the guy that invented fields no Aaron God invented fields we got invented peanut you just run out into it now that was George Washington Carver you just run out in like an open grass field did you like who is responsible he's like guilty oh here we go this is nice okay except my game room huh those haven't even [ __ ] done anything yet okay wander around like an idiot all right well yeah let's do that let's finish it you got this I'm just rushing I'm just rushing that's all I'm just I'm from Moscow so I'm Russian stop it just stop it just let me kick you in communist Russia Goomba stomps you funny joke oh god make me laugh did I just backflip out of being squashed in communist Russia you're good at Mario [Laughter] what of confidence accepted oh boy I'm getting a rainbow just shot right through my body hmm good think it's just refracted light otherwise more like radiation sitting more like reflect and refracted light I'm very yeah you sure [ __ ] are I can see it in your face that is pretty yeah stupid oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god I went there dropping bombs like a [ __ ] bomb dropper and did you see me go there yeah I did I saw you go there I saw you take a vacation I saw you empty out your bag buy some souvenirs come right back and go [ __ ] them jet lag oh wait hang on one second can we pause yeah okay another sickle guess you'll have to go to the doctor cuz she's looking a little sickle herself okay I might name rode like crazy big put your John Hancock on it [ __ ] condescending [Laughter] and I also love adding sort of a Y sound before like a you oh yeah yeah I want some food why don't you tell yourself about I mean you know it's comedy bastard yeah yes I am a [ __ ] genius is he okay sir sir mmm Sarah I think the scale of face is kind of a dead giveaway uh-huh dead giveaway he's dead tired brought some steam I bet I bet they [ __ ] like Dylan that's Chronicles of redonkulous difference between ridiculous Chronicles of ridiculous get it dude I'm just making sure we're all on the same page here yeah I don't have to [ __ ] go back in the time line oh I got you look at the size of that bomb talk to me max credo what he's just sitting there behind the counter like waiting for somebody to come in and you just walk in and you're like look at the size of that bomb and he's like yeah that's the moment he's been waiting for soccer is born every minute thank you very much drop this bomb off anywhere all right but there is a specific place there is a space you may have noticed that there is a giant crack in your butt thanks I will be now that I've reached the pinnacle of humor I think I'll be retiring from comedy well you want to get to a point where it's so fast I'll within you like these lessons that like you don't even have to think about them they just happen cool what does that mean sounds awesome I'll do it what you said that and I just yeah it didn't listen yeah it's cool I love it when you don't listen I I enjoy being ignored and closed off no I'm totally done with food I know thank you thank you Adam you're welcome god you're handsome I know and thank you for noticing I will not return the compliment I like the feel of sly mmm I like big butts I cannot lie I was kind of hoping you just leave it at butts trying to break the rhyme scheme why would you break the rhyme scheme with something that is so obviously ends with the was that the joke yes thank you and you're like wait a minute like a Keyser söze mobile it was twofold it was that and then it was also like right after I said it I realize like how kind of mean it sounded you didn't mean for it to be mean at all I was just joking no gosh dude like after all we've said to each other over the past two years like you'd have to like at this point my god like [ __ ] the hell was I saying oh yeah we don't take seriously no I totally blanked out because I've been growing a beard I'd like every every 15 seconds like my brain blanks out just to be replaced by the thought of my beard itches and then it goes back to the thought pattern from before somebody with a nice mom I'm sorry somebody with a nice mom as in like you like your mom right I'm talking about like like Aaron Zelda over here but actually make one about Sonic whoa whoa sorry the games are bad at the end no yeah let some generations more like Sonic Generations as in when is this game gonna get good Wow Aaron you know what you [ __ ] nailed it that was an Ohio stretch you nailed it sonic unleashed more like unleash my shits onto the game because it's so bad I thought you're gonna say Sonic Generations more like Sonic penetration into my [ __ ] but Sonic Colors more like Sonic Colors of the wind because that shit's like Pocahontas mediocre that's why I like sonic colours sonic what are the other ones people like who else can i annoy in this rant sonic heroes more like sonic bureau's way as in it makes you feel drunk I guess it's not like anything's gonna jump out at you there's the thing the gym too that's where we're at par for the course I just mean jokes in general right like I don't know have you ever opened up like a 40s joke book no that I would love to how do you get it how do you get a squirrel out of a kitchen a woman you know it doesn't make sense jokes from the forties let's look some of this up there you go from the Wow jokes from the 1940s came right up yeah I thought about because there's a book that I read a long time ago there was like a 40s joke book no [ __ ] yeah it was very like just reading through it I was like some of them aren't even jokes are these the funniest 1940s jokes the hottest collection of 1940s jokes the sickest most outrageous 1940s jokes the hell is this website check this one out oh man this is gonna be racist as [ __ ] oh yeah Jesus this is from like 1943 when it's like right in the heart of like the war against Japan and God yeah okay let's say all right here we go mr. and mrs. Brown an elderly couple who lived in the heart of London were sitting quietly in their home when an air-raid siren warning sounded in the din of the siren mr. and mrs. Brown rushed off for the nearest air-raid shelter suddenly mrs. Brown stopped turned and started to retrace her way back to her home mr. Brown asked what was wrong I have forgotten my teeth said mrs. Brown and I'm going back to get them what do you need your teeth for barked mr. Brown what do you think the Nazis are throwing sandwiches are you serious it's like I just [ __ ] made that up off the top of my head Wow from the pocketbook of war humor 1943 are you dead serious that was the joke all right this one's from this one's from 1870 holy [ __ ] an exchange gets off the following horrible con what the [ __ ] oh why is it empty champagne bottle like an orphan because it's lost its pop [Music] that's from the hokey-pokey joke book Debrett's ik oh boy from 1906 I'm troubled with cold feet doctor said the sallow complexion man yeah what would you suggest a ton of coal answered the MD unhesitatingly two dollars please is there a point alright is there a point in time wow that was from wit and humor of the physician 1906 Oh is there is there a time where like it loops back on itself and those start to become funny again I don't know I could barely understand the words like women are like dead bodies for surgeons to work upon because they tell a man his imperfections Wow jeez that was from conceits clinches flashes and wimzie's 1639 1639 my god what's crazy that can't be 1639 it says it right here shakespeare jet oh no this book is actually contained within a reprint collection shakespeare just books 1864 wow dude when they said dead bodies for surgeons to work upon work is spelled wor ke to work hey appalled and god damn these are crazy alright let me find one more and then we'll call this an episode how do you spell blind pig in two letters i don't know how PG pig without an eye that is going way too far that was from puny onna or thoughts wise and otherwise 1902 Wow I'm sorry we're all we're not all guy no vagina ologist ladies please you're not I'm a guy Nova vagina yeah you know a doctor a gynecologist and a urologist walk into a bar uh-huh they start discussing their trades with each other and they get and they that's it they get drinks boy iron you just [ __ ] nailed it you brought it home you put it on the shelf and you uh you have a trophy case you have a trophy case of great jokes first of all thank you for that great compliment no prob completely sarcastic it was not a second of all the scurrying beast is dead there's a giant that's gonna throw a rock at Wow sure is it's funny joke ha ha ha ha funny joke that was a new one God did you see that all those X's pouring into the same spot that you died on sick of watching someone [ __ ] drop a deck of cards joke all right son of a [ __ ] never tell you about that nope I [ __ ] joke Yoda chill cure huh yeah no Yoda after he like retires from the force he [ __ ] he wants to become a comedian he's not he's not a policeman he retires from the because the comedian so yeah so he's like he's like he only tells Star Wars related joke so he's like so if you poor you didn't ok tell it's me joke copy Oda mm-hmm what what kind of car do I Drive I don't know a Toyota I need a good one straight from Daegu boy Aaron no dude oh [ __ ] I don't want to do this I thought I could do it but I can't it's way harder than it looks isn't it it sure is here's a good one from the planet Tatooine what watch it what did Luke Skywalker say about somebody bullying his sister what's that you better not lay a finger [Laughter] it's um it's funny watching you go back and forth between like the joy on your face when you do that voice and like the absolute dead I'd like anger that you immediately snap back into and just playing this straight from the Death Star okay what I hear handed back what did a Jackie's manager see to him before the big race okay this is me playing now what what did they say order use the horse [ __ ] right when he's in the center you got to [ __ ] do this yeah you're [ __ ] oh I sure AM what if I no no that's not gonna work you think you just got a book it right like yeah I guess so you got to catch him while he's walk-in okay don't I was like that's a suspicious pause of time between saying something yeah are you serious I've got a new joke for you what is it where does where does Vader get all of his designer shoes where's that where's that desert mall what the [ __ ] is impossible no joke there's nothing you can do man oh god don't throw the wrenches we can do this what do you call a bounty hunters favorite dog what's that his Bobo funny it's not it's not funny but do you think like the people would like actually call him out on it not being funnier or they just like he's super old just mmm he's like 800 I think he's just like more and more wildly intense every time God dude started I'm starting to lose it with this a little bit starting to lose my my golden touch yeah yeah okay okay don't Erin thorn hey Dan what's up Yuta I'm Getti funny joke for you what do you call it when Chewbacca's best friend is in a band and he has an opportunity to play the instrument on his own han Solo what a funny joke to you that's cool would you like to hear it what is AJ's favorite Italian dessert is this a gelato hmm I don't know Obi one cannoli I can't I can't I can't do it both both of these things at once goddamnit oh I'm so I'm like I'm like seething with rage right now I can't think of any more Star Wars jokes oh who comes to take your car when you don't have any money max repo ha ha funny too that was a good one but that window belongs to Coit Tower yeah you've been to Coit Tower bro all right so I have a window from the boy it's a lovely place I'm getting hungry for some brains you know what I'm saying - vegetarian zombie say grains that's a stupid joke but I love it I'm gonna get I'm gonna say I feel proud about that because I didn't actually know the answer that is pretty good thank you nailed it so we vegetarians great not as threatening is it I think she can drive up that okay no I'm just helping you got to whack her right off the use a little paranormal activity someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date it's a take a girl on was and I was like 115th want to be a loser about it let's see now that you're there I can bring you anywhere I want I can go anywhere take a look Aaron it's in a book book is that a reading pain bro stop shut up one where you can get cover is you are chill out under there aren't you just mr. [ __ ] Mario at all [Laughter] it was almost pee-wee Herman asked me it felt more like I under did it well I under did it but then I overdid it on the UM thing I sound like a smoker sound like Stephen right let me do my let me do a Stephen right bit right yeah I saw I was driving down the highway and I saw a sign for rest stops at rest stop one mile and I said wow that's pretty big I can levitate birds but nobody cares [Laughter] that's Marvin try think of more he's had so many he was like the Mitch Hedberg before Mitch Hedberg oh yeah absolutely like the one-liners god I used to know so many he was one of my favorite comedians now I can't remember him at all I gotta look up some Stephen Wright bits now I guess so go hurts the web for Stephen Wright quotes [ __ ] right Stephen right that's [ __ ] w RI ght a lot of people are afraid of heights not me I'm afraid of widths [Music] [Laughter] I remember when the candle shop burned down everyone stood around singing happy birthday whoa I love it whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect if you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple payments No why do you always turn that way when I want to [ __ ] jump and [ __ ] there's so many Tarot's Jesus Jesus what are youcome oh stop sorry go ahead we've got a dinosaur a psychic a pterodactyl I wish I could kill you just wish it with all my heart yeah pretty cool transaction complete transaction more like I thought I had something yeah you know I like I saw the I saw your eyes like slowly widen transaction more like I was like so sure - I was like oh man I'm going for once I'm going into a joke yeah and they totally know where it's gonna end up more like TransAm car radio mmm getting a call from my dad see you later no I guess it's a song yeah I've got it in my heart oh good for you it's gonna give me lots of melanoma I hope to keep the bun song in your fart you've learned the Sun Sun yay the Sun came out I guess stay tuned for more amazing jokes like that others do you ever have people in your life who like would start with a saying and then continue with it and keep adding to it until it was really stupid and annoying yes like I see and then the next time they'd be like I see said the blind man and then the third time they'd say it would be like I see said the blind man as he walked into a ditch like that kind of [ __ ] yeah and you're just like why are we friends i I say that I do that I know who do you think the [ __ ] I'm talking about I don't say that version I say a better version Oh what do you say it's I see some wait wait come back for would look back it's a dead mushroom hands and doofy feet they're from Dark Souls wanted I'd love to encounter more it seems like a fun guy I would dance my retirement from games the perfect joke I'm sorry go on it's I see said the blind man to his deaf son as he was peeing into the wind saying it's all coming back that was good that is good because you tortured me into laughing legit a good one like it is it's funny it's a joke it's things happened it went placing those plays it tells a story and it has like a little twist at the end boy please stay away from me giant crab oh I like that he's still got his little spindly legs oh yeah he's still a king you skip leg leg day there skip demon leg day down at the demon gym Wow Aaron what you're bringing it thanks man I've done it the evil Jim or as I like to call it the evil Jim bring my a-game who's the company that sent this to us Bandai Namco yea Bandai are you happy you ready for [ __ ] a hundred and seven episodes before [ __ ] cutting-edge jokes like that to sell your game meanwhile they're like um yes yeah next couple episodes that's fine cool thank you baby want me to get you anything yes please yo me to like get one of those neti pots for you so you can like drain your sinus already using it really I'm on dude I'm on neti pots Afrin and cue nasal and steroids and antibiotics yeah it's super sucks I'm like there's like a pharmacy floating inside me right now sheesh except it hurts so it's like a harvest looks like you have your sickness there thank you so it's strong I'll be at Kakariko village a wall rejoice yes we'll cut right to there and you will come back with something cool he's like he's like I live down here and you can come visit me anytime I think I've got candy got Reese's Pieces I'm dad so they're deceases pieces Oh Dan still got it nice good job he made like a really pained sound too yeah like he was experienced hisses and moans every time he explodes some things that like fly in the air with a pillar yeah I think those are P hats although they may be levers I think the levers are the ones that come out of the sand that I could take it or leave ur know very nicely done Aaron Jesus you'd be here all night be sure to tip your waitress yeah I got two shows going on he's gonna turn that corner bomb Oh Santa yeah yeah and he's less popular brother [ __ ] a Claus [ __ ] yeah replacing the Sanford [ __ ] wait come again never mind there's no way what no way that's the joke that you're making is a dad that's crazy talk it can flag you're a shion's man why you always judging me uh-uh I'm trying to say words [ __ ] you man conflagration what does it mean I don't know but it sounds important it's got a lot of syllables it's got soul uh because he's are flammable or whatever oh it would yeah oh damn could you if you could he was gonna make me feel like a dummy oh yeah man why cuz I'm [ __ ] rockin all these hot jokes is there pouring out of my soul yeah and then you know I just I feel like you don't like him no dude I actually I'll tell you exactly what was happening in my brain yeah you you said something about wood and then I started thinking about Woodrow Wilson that I started thinking about Teddy Roosevelt and then I thought about our day at the Museum where you told me all those facts about Teddy Roosevelt was like an ass kick and Western dude yeah meanwhile you thought meanwhile I'm just like [ __ ] schlepping off your joke I'm like a [ __ ] errand saying [ __ ] who cares and all the while I'm thinking about our delightful timing [ __ ] you [ __ ] you the Master Sword is a ship which you can say an upstream downstream two times river not the River Thames the port for that Mario gonna play my level now that's Adele - yeah totally watch out for those fireballs I'll hand you right - hell yeah there you go uh did she do any other songs is that her EP just two songs she I know she's had a bunch of hits yeah she's very talented and she must be a boxer then dude just know it's because I'm trying to think of the song like this is chosen is my lifelong comedy part just laugh please bang bang bang bang bang bang in the head for goodness damn dude somebody from Massachusetts murders a mass murderer no what do they call somebody from Switzerland who really likes the people what's that European Wow what I was like this is really specific to Switzerland for some reason doesn't matter it could be any European country that was just the first one I thought of so that's actually a compliment to Switzerland yeah damn it I'm going right off the edge right in the drink those giant scary whales will take care of you yeah they will it will yeah they well [Laughter] bring me Dan yes tell me if tell me a joke okay get back at that oh yes now you have a better thing oh sweet huh I know you go huh oh why - okay so tell me a joke I just heard a terrible one yesterday okay [ __ ] I can't remember what was okay [ __ ] it what do you call a fish with no eyes I don't know what she liked it wait tell me one okay why can't a bicycle stand up why because it's too tired sarcastic waited way too long yep you swore no unexplained let's see if this onyx blade is worth its salt honey bunches of oats they're shaped like betrayal I am oh so uncool what the [ __ ] like I'm not even gonna give you a real just like that's what Jerry Seinfeld was saying his kids do like when like he says something not funny yeah he's like don't give me the chip I'd rather have cold silence Oh many say I don't you [ __ ] off Harper I don't need to know you in the mower how many CDs or how many CDs or works does he's like wow really dating yourself huh yeah CDs CDs nuts yeah I did that I went there battery pride me Dad all right I wish sure you were going to like [ __ ] just look at me awkwardly because heart but 8000 was the one saying it no it's cuz it Bopha o Bova yeah bo-buddies nice alright let's find him we're done we filled out everything Washington George Washington little known fact did not actually cut down a cherry tree did you not know that is a urban myth he invented peanut butter that's George Washington Carver yeah he well no he wasn't a Carver he invented peanut I think he was also rested and I heard chopped down a cherry tree yeah yeah I can either confirm or deny but I do confirm whoops yeah I mean once your [ __ ] face managed off the side of that cliff it was pretty much all downhill a personal trainer like therapist that was like you know what I think a good piece of therapy would be to Matt Ryan would you mind playing that again but jacking up the scream suit thank you my god it sounded like his [ __ ] family was killed in front of his eyes this game is an adventure for sure more like Ed when sure as and when is it gonna end oh I mean I should just leave like it's a one-man show thank you just leave it to me bro well you know what it's like the clock tower in Milwaukee Milwaukee shout out I love you whoa oh look at this I'm mill walking on loose Oh Erin please I beg you yeah easy you guys it works but can you [ __ ] ghost ass [ __ ] nice isn't there one that's later that I can go to there's nothing I was I was right I think it's so I can it fail just occurred to you as you've got to the other side of the door that you were dead you know the thing that could happen never seen it before oh man these challenges bring out the best yeah they really do bring out weird angles of this game stop go that means go stop go stop red light goes up go stop my red light green light red light if you go up the tunnel facing this way he'll still chase you but if you go over the tunnel facing this way he'll stop I loved ringlet red light green light in gym class I was wrong think he'll still chase me up here whoa whoa not cool that was a mistake yeah geez that was a mistake or a me steak like that steak for me I

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 1,861,978

Rating: 4.9421763 out of 5

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming

Id: 4-WxoN9RaAc

Length: 63min 47sec (3827 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 11 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/0mni42]

Arin: "What's red and green and smells like shit?"

YouTube, with perfect comedic timing: Begins ad break, plays a trailer for Hearthstone

Sometimes I wonder if they're deliberately placing the ad breaks like this.

[u/MetalheroD]

Does anyone know where Dan was reading those old jokes from?