What Was The Most Awkward Moment Of Your Life? (r/AskReddit)

while riding in car with my college girlfriend of three years and her family her father made me get out and walk home because I wasn't family read it what is the most awkward moment you've ever had my grandparents both in their late 80s invited me to come down to Florida for spring break one year and they said I could bring a friend I was thrilled and so was my friend M she and I booked our tickets and were really excited for our trip about a week beforehand gram called me to talk logistics what kind of food should they have for us what kinds of things would we like to do would we be wanting to share a bed she kind of slipped that last one in there and I short told her that Emma and I are not gay I'm pretty sure she didn't believe me because every morning at breakfast while we were there she told us about how there were several gaze at her church and they were wonderful and the whole congregation was very open it was the cutest thing it's so awkward especially when my World War two vet grandpa strong and silent chimed in his acceptance TL DR my grandparents are extremely supportive of my non-existent gay relationship after so many posts about awkwardness coming from relations not accepting choices of significant others this over acceptance is really refreshing I once went to my girlfriends for Christmas in high school because my parents went on vacation during dinner her sister decides to announce she's pregnant she's a 20 year old single college student who's the dad my 27 year old cousin they met at one of our family functions my most awkward moment I had been friends with this guy for nine years we were both sophomores in college and he was home for Christmas break staying with his parents we discovered that we had feelings for each other but decided we didn't want a date long distance but while he was home we wanted to spend time together we were with a group of friends we decided to go back to his house just the two of us he had asked his parents earlier in the day if he could have friends over his parents already disliked me my brother had dated my friend's sister and broke her heart whoops so I show up at their house with them expecting a group of people and it's already awkward then my friend and I spent a couple of hours in his basement making out by this time it was pretty late around 1:30 a.m. he went upstairs to get his keys to drive me home and when he came back downstairs his eyes were really wide and he said I'm so so sorry apparently his mother was still awake and refused to let him drive me home that late so she decides it would be better if she drove me home it was a 20-minute drive and the car was completely silent 15 seconds is a Lulu a long time to be silently awkward in a car full of hostility I don't think I would have been able to contain myself I would have just started laughing at her father I used to babysit a three-year-old when I was in high school it was her birthday and her dad invited me I bought her a stuffed snakes and she was into snakes and some helium balloons and showed up a few minutes early in case the parents needed some free babysitting while they set up I get there and nobody is there except the mom and a three year old so I play with her and supervise while the mommy ignores I exist which is cool she scares me anyways about an hour goes by thinks are getting a bit awkward nobody is showing up and in their house being in the way but leaving now would be rude so I wait around finally kids and family show up the kids are upstairs all these adults are sitting around the living room and nobody acknowledges I am there I smile and try to say hi but people just look away so I stand in a corner by the stairs waiting to be thanked so I can leave and about another hour goes by me just standing right there in the corner of the room about five feet away from everyone awkward as Frick the dad shows up and he stands right next to me staring into space sipping a beer I try to chat with him but he just nods and stares off into space ignored by the rest of the people as well finally I'm thinking Frick this so our announcer have to go everyone just stares for a second then turns away so I just walk out of their house no thank you no bye no hello no offer of food or drink no offer to sit down you were dead the whole time only explanation why didn't he want her to date you there must be a reason even if it's a stupid one when I was little like nine ten years old I went over to my friends house to chill and work on our science project at about five o'clock just before the Sun started to go down my friend's dad called him and he told me one second I'll be right back jump forward twenty minutes and my friend is still gone I go look for him and his whole family is in the kitchen eating dinner his dad asks me oh hey big juicy do you know your way home I had no idea how to respond so I just grabbed my backpack and walked the two miles back home it doesn't seem too bad to me now that I walk a few miles every day but to chubbie ten-year-old me it was freaking torturous I was so confused like the time as to what to do but looking back the whole situation was extremely awkward for everyone involved and frankly quite rude they never offered me a ride home some dinner or anything they just sort or ignored me and then told me to get the freak out now you telling this story reminded me that the same thing happened to me I was at a friend's house he was asked to come downstairs after a long enough time period I got curious and wandered downstairs to his family eating dinner I just silently stepped outside and walked home last year I went to visit a friend Shirley after her brother had died her brother committed suicide by running the car in the garage when I got there there was another girl at the house I don't remember her name but let's call her Lisa who was eating a plate of food that Shirley's mom had cooked before I got to the house apparently Lisa had driven Shirley's dad somewhere down the street because Shirley's family wasn't using the car that killed their son I don't know the exact details anyway before Lisa leaves she asks Shirley if she can have gas money for driving Shirley's dad down the road it was literally a mile or two that she drove him so I thought it was a bit stingy of her so Shirley calls her dad into the room and says Lisa would like gas money for driving you today and her dad says okay and I would like food money for the food you ate in my house it was really awkward but I was proud of her dad the morning process is such a fragile time and even the smallest sections can be downright awful I remember when my uncle hung himself and I had a few finals left to take for school and almost punched a teacher in the face when they started complaining to me about how to plan my vacations ahead of time rather than at the last minute I went to my friend's house once and my friend and her mom got in a huge fight I ended up just petting their dog in the corner staring oh my god I remember my friend doing that in high school we went over to his house during a spare and his mother called him out on going on the computer late at night they had a scream fight he punched a wall and I sat on their couch wondering if I should just dive out the window we'll wait for them to finish I was talking to a friend of mine about my upcoming formal I think it's a prom in America she said that she couldn't wait to go and that she had just bought the most beautiful dress I was a bit confused because I didn't know she was going and asked her who was bringing her she said junghwa's mutual friend not his real name now this is where it gets awkward because I knew John had actually asked another girl we knew I seen him ask so I say to her are you sure I thought he was bringing X she looks at me with a confused expression and gets out her phone to text John we stand in awkward silence for what seems like an eternity until finally John replies but to my phone asking me to tell her she isn't going I show her the text and she just says oh then looks at me and says I have to get back to my mum and practically runs away holding back tears as it turns out John asked our friend then decided he didn't want to bring her anymore and just asked X instead without ever telling her I have never felt so awkward than when I was having that conversation and have never been so furious at someone as I was at John this happened to me in high school but the friend of the douche counter offered to take me our School Marching takes a trip to Orlando Florida every four years and I went as a sophomore the entire trip a girl in my section that I had been friends with for a long time began flirting with me holding my hand and whatnot after the week was over basically everyone knew there was a thing between us now we are sitting by each other on the way home on the bus nearly back to our hometown napping under a blanket when she slowly undoes my belt and reaches inside my pants it is 3:00 in the afternoon broad daylight we both continue to pretend to be sleeping then I hear the girl in the seat directly in front of the say look is she followed by dead silence in the back of the bus she slowly withdraws her hands from my shorts leaving me to refer stand my own belt whilst pretending to be unconscious TL DR I received an unsatisfactory Hance key in full view of 1516 people in the back of her bus what the Frick you never out someone get in giving a handi in the back of the band bus that's what the back of the band bus is for way back in high school my then-boyfriend was over visiting at my house I decided to be nice and heat up some leftovers for him from the fridge right as I sat down the plate my dad walks in and says that is our food and takes the plate away from him and sits down to eat it at the opposite end of the table I just stood there in painfully awkward silence until my dad finished and left what a Frick is wrong with your dad I was the only guy in a class of 25 students for psychology and women the day's topic was domestic abuse and the prof wanted to set the tone by asking everyone to close their eyes and engage in a visualization exercise she wants us to think in great detail about how the typical domestic abuse incident plays out she starts asking questions and various students provide answers who is the victim a woman who is the aggressor a man why is he abusing her he came home from work and dinner was cold and so on it is established through this exercise that the imaginary couple are poor the drinks and they live in a trailer home then she asks what did he do to her and someone says he pushed her down the stairs the girl next to me whispers in a way that no one hears there aren't stairs in a trailer home which causes meted to aloud sputter laughs in a way which everyone hears I spend the next hour and a half in a room full of twenty six women who think I think beating women is hilarious C+ for the class TL DR classmates snarky comment in a psyche of women class caused the all-female class to think I was amused by violence against women the girl who made the comment knew what's up so dear I can't imagine being under such heavy influence from my parents as to leave a partner off couple years just because someone demands it wait actually I can relate a little my girlfriend's parents stopped supporting her college education expenses it's free with living in a city costs financially as soon as she moved in with me they would if we married we barely scraped by for two months but now we're able to support ourselves I dated a girl named Chrissie for a year back in college her parents were divorced and she lived with her mother and never spoke fondly of her dad I got the impression that he had cheated and that's what led to the split about nine months in I finally meet Chrissy's dad while helping her twin sister move I had dark emo hair a lip ring visible tattoos and it was obvious that he didn't like me right off the bat he acted like a dog to me the entire day and after where Chrissie and him got into a huge fight over dinner over it prompting us to leave midway through he called her cell 10 minutes later and threatened to cut her off if she didn't break it off with me immediately eight years later he is a client of mine and we get along incredibly well he has no idea I'm the same guy who dated Chrissie nothing in my posting history is going to help anyone potentially let him know for me so we're good it's not a prostitute or a female I think you should tell him that was you you would both get to great laugh out of it so back when we were 17 stroke 18 my boyfriend and I were in his room one day just watching movies and chilling his mum walks in and asks to talk to him they both go out into the living room and she proceeds to rant at him about how it's not normal for us to spend so much time together and how she didn't like that we had been in his room all day meanwhile I'm alone in his room and can clearly hear the whole conversation I gather my nerves and all my stuff walk out to them and say Matt I'm going home would you like to come over to my house the mum interrupts with we are actually having a conversation here so I just say goodbye and walk out the door his sister who suspected a conflict had been initiated by me then chases me out of the door screaming you freaking be you ruined my family I was pretty shocked by this and didn't respond and just got in my car and drove home a few minutes later my boyfriend shows up to apologise for his family a few minutes after that there's another knock on the door and his mum had followed us to my house and asks him to talk to him outside he told her to go home this all happened a few months before we both moved away to university so I just didn't go to their house again when now in our twenties and still together his family is still crazy and he agrees luckily we now live five hours from them that's pretty freaking awkward yours was unprovoked mine not so much when I was 16 I was at my girlfriend's house watching movies which meant making out in such we had dinner with our parents and she told them we were in the middle of the flick and could we finish it before they drove me home they agreed and we went back in things escalated and she gave me a bj and her dad walked in as she was in the middle of it he wanted me to walk home which I wanted to do but she flipped out and made him drive me home which was in the next town over so he was like 15 minutes off horrible horrible silence I went to my neighbor's house on the 4th of July with a big box of fireworks I had bought in Pennsylvania we were drinking in his house for a bit before his mom showed up with his grandmother they were outside on the porch and I was on the other side like the glass slide indoor preparing the fireworks to bring outside and downing a beer I finish my beer and grab the box to go outside and step directly into the screen door which I hadn't realized was still closed I go completely through it and tear the door off the hinges all while screaming obscenities in front of his mother and grandmother they don't let me drink at their house anymore I can picture this so perfectly because my friend did something similar my family had my friends family over for dinner all others kids were inside but the parents were outside my mom called us because the food was ready and my friend got overly excited and ran outside taking the screen door down with her she mutilated it and she weighs about 115 pounds we never let her forget it was told to move my vehicle from g/f driveway because it's dirty I lived on a gravel road in the mom didn't want neighbors to see it apparently she also freaked out when I wore khaki shorts to their Country Club for dinner I was never informed of a dress code she wanted me to pretend to be a foreign exchange student it didn't help that I met their daughter through mowing their lawn the previous summers apparently she felt that the help was not worthy of her daughter I hate rich people who think like that it's stupid and pointless and all it proves is that you're rich and stupid lol I had a similar situation except I wasn't thrown out of the car I was thrown out of their house eight miles from my own I was 15 and had been dropped off there her dad was drunk and got all crazy and threw me out then beat the heck out of her her mom had him arrested in two days later when he got out of jail she dumped me I had to walk the entire way because cellphones weren't considered necessities to the common folk yet and hitchhiking was useless in the middle of the day with no traffic and nothing around but corn and bean fields I was out at a bar with a few friends having dinner and drinks while watching the hockey game midway through dinner I have to excuse myself to go use the restroom I walk into the bathroom and there are two urinals and two stools one of the stalls was occupied while the other was missing a door the business I had to conduct needed a stool so I decided to wait a minute or two for the other one to free up after about five minutes things start to get urgent I decide to use the stool without a door I figured if anyone walked and they would understand and it wouldn't be that bad after sitting down for maybe a minute a man walks into the bathroom he sort of takes a peek into the stall and then asks hey there is no door it looks broken I assure him that he is correct and the door is in fact non-existent he then asks me what I was doing in the stall I gave him a quick explanation of my predicament he nods and goes about using a urinal I was relieved thinking that conversation was over wrong he finishes and sits on the counter facing me and starts having a chat about the hockey game it's amazing how unnerving it is to make eye contact with someone while taking a crap I tried to keep my answers short and made it clear I was in no mood to chat however he kept insisting on making small talk with me after a solid 5-10 minutes of this going on he finally leaves I quickly start to clean up and hope to god no one else comes in the guy was gone for 15 seconds before he popped his head back into the bathroom and asks hey you sitting at the bar with my hand cleaning my butt I said number TL DR got forced into small talk by someone who was observing me taking a crap I'm currently dating a Pakistani girl I was over at her house watching a movie and I brought sort of jokingly that she owed me 20 dollars she did normally i woldn't care but i needed gas money this escalated and we had a little argument and were just silent for a while which is normal for us when we have an argument we just shut up and let it pass so five minutes later or so her parents and aren't come downstairs to watch the movie with us this is where it starts to get awkward they notice we aren speaking to each other and her father starts speaking to her in Urdu she sort of just brushes him off in English not now dad he says something again then her mom says something then her aunt says something my girlfriend again basically just says not now in English mind you it's not uncommon for them to speak Urdu around me it's their first language after all so they keep talking in Urdu gesturing at me my girlfriend is becoming more and more visibly upset I have no idea what is happening at this point eventually she just goes to her room in left sitting there while her mom and aunt watch the movie and chat in Urdu the aunts English I said very good and her father glances between me and the movie I excused myself to go to the bathroom and then go talk to my girlfriend her family was asking what happened but she just wanted a little privacy I seriously had no idea what was happening TL DR my gfs Pakistani family was arguing about me and her while I was sitting next to them I had no idea what was happening people say it's rude to speak a foreign language in front of those who don't speak it while I agree this has never been an issue before and hasn't since then these people have treated me like a son since I started dating their daughter Fiat kind people I spent the weekend at my girlfriend's place when I was 19 she lived two hours away I went to take a shower one night and I apparently forgot to lock the door as I opened the curtains her mother opened the bathroom door I stood there for a second in shock grabbed the towel I always hang over the curtain rod then covered my nether region she stood in the doorway staring at me for a good 10 seconds looking me up and down she finally blinks her eyes and quickly exits I dry off and go into my girlfriend's room and tell her what happened and she gets mad at me but the next morning my girlfriend gets up before me and her mom comes into the room I'm awake but just laying there in bed she asks my girlfriend if I told her what happened the night before and she says yes her mom says he's got a nice body don't lose that one Homam exits the room and my girlfriend is now pee at me again if she was an unreasonably jealous person TL DR my ex's mom girlfriend at the time walks in on me naked after a shower and complements my manliness to my ex ex gets mad at me I was chasing my girlfriend's dog out of the room after the freaking times were over I was naked I didn't hear her mom come home and she came up the stairs while I was chasing the dog naked down the hallway she shouted hey and I yelped and leaped back into the room jumped in the laundry bin in the closet and shut the door so much embarrassment Dee I feel so bad for all of you guys who've had to date people with crappy fathers my girlfriend's father gets along with absolutely no one my girlfriend her sister her mother's side of the family they are always at each other throats even a huge amount of his own side lock the family aren't on the best terms with him for whatever reason though he and I get along great he's taken me out to his shooting range shown me his drum room and even let me make a racket on those songs abhi not many people are allowed in there we talk about typical guy stuff cause computers sports video games etc the kicker to all of this is that my girlfriend's family for the most part are super conservative Caucasians I know for a fact that her father can be quite xenophobic towards most ethnicities and Here I am a Hispanic with no real education currently without a job just barely skating by in life and he willingly accepts me as a part of his family it's definitely something else and I don't take it for granted you guys and gals deserve better a friend wanted me to find a date for a formal our fraternity was having I asked a few girls and they had other things to do so I called a girl that I usually danced with at a few dances she picks up the phone I reply who I am and ask if she wanted to go to the winter formal that was coming up I overhear her say to her roommate it's that stupid boy who always asks me to dance she agreed fast-forward a few months later and I got introduced to her roommate I knew who she was as soon as I can I tell her I was the stupid boy who kept asking your roommate to dance her eyes got really big and she said you heard that I had a good laugh about it in defense of the girlfriend seeing how bizarre the dad acted in this situation going as far to hit his daughter I doubt this is the first time something like this has happened I'm guessing she could have suffered years of physical and/or mental abuse from him making her feel like she has no choice but to do what he says so honestly I don't think she's crazy for breaking up with you two nights ago I was sitting in the emerg with my mother in the bed she had fallen and hit her head during one of her routine diazepam valium Tylenol and wine binges her eyes were entirely black and she was completely unresponsive so i called 9-1-1 after dealing with the ambulance driving into the wrong driveway and waking up the entire neighborhood we got her into the ambulance quickly when we arrived at the hospital the nurses doing intake we're continuously whispering to each other and giving me nasty looks like the state my mother was in my somehow my fault after sitting with her for three hours and her ripping the I've out of her arm three times the only word she said for the three hours before she passed out were a slurred repeated I hate you her bed in the emergency ward happened to be right next to the nurse's station and I could hear em talking about her me the entire time I was there by the time I went home all I could read in their eyes was a kind of pity I figure this will get buried but all of it will probably stick with me forever my most awkward moment I'm a cab girl and my dad walked in on me when I was doing a cam show after having my second child I went to the craft store to buy art supplies as I lifted my youngest child into the cart at the front of the store and clear view of the street and the cash register with waiting customers my three sizes too big pants fell to the floor revealing my granny panties my two-year-old son let out a howl and pointed at me I quickly collected him and ran to hide at the back of the store after a while I made a mad dash paid for my stuff and got the heck out of there no gentleman would make light of a lady in distress had a housewarming party and my fiancee and I invited friends over one friend who is lesbian and had the hots for my fiancee got drunk and proceeded to tell me how worthless I am and I am too fat and ugly for my fiancee in front of everybody party ended and didn't see her for a year my fiance blew the comment off buying didn't I was hurt by it so I started working out went from 235 pounds to 162 pounds and then saw the lesbian again needless to say the look on her face was priceless yes it was awkward and she was a B but I do give her a silent thanks for getting me to give a crap about my physical appearance and fricking is better now - I was with a friend of mine and her sister in their truck and for whatever reason we were talking about Harry Potter characters I said what's the name of the werewolf prof. professor lupus I was wrong it's Lupin lupus is a disease that killed their mother nice how some people are condemning the gf saying she should have got out with you or she is a B , my gf stuck up for me and her father hit her I feel sorry for her more than you if I am honest as you can wash your hands of the whole thing she sounds like she has had a horrible childhood yet it doesn't surprise me she's stuck with that 22 years of that plus it would mean a lot less contact with the rest of her family it's a really hard decision to make especially when your love life is not your only priority can't fault her for it when I was about 10 years old I was kicked out of Cub Scouts I grew up in a Midwestern suburb full of good church folk the den mother was the wife of a cop and my best friend's mother like all the other boys in fourth grade I joined Cub Scouts for the first six months or so I did pretty well I earned a couple merit badges built a soapbox derby car and generally had fun with friends I was a rambunctious kid but so were all the other 10 year olds on one occasion we were asked to talk about what it was our parents did for a living we all sat in a circle and when it was my turn I said my dad was a Salesman and that my mom worked for the state the mother then asked me why my mom worked and who took care of me I said my parents were divorced in that after school I went to a Baba sitters house across the street from the school the next day my friend told me that his mom wouldn't let him play with me anymore because my parents were divorced and I would be a bad influence on him he also told me I'd been kicked out of the scouts because there was no man in the house to oversee my progress my mom was working her butt off and I didn't want her to lose her crap over this and Denver asked me by going over there and raising heck though that's exactly what I should have done eventually I moved in with my dad and went to a different school but every now and then I think what Herbie and how much I'd like to confront her about it now I was living with a friend for a while and during this time there were many good moments the most of which follows we were sitting down smoking herb and playing video games we were having a pretty good time we were laughing and joking and crap and that they had gone pretty well so far throughout this period the phone would periodically ring and my friend would return looking be off after each call the phone rang maybe about 20 or so times over a two-hour period clearly someone was being in but whole another hour goes by with just as many calls and eventually his mom returns home from work a few hours earlier than she normally would have a little while later a car pulled up out front and someone was laying on the horn it's the butthole it was my buddy's father who was unmatched and doubt to beggary and being a [ __ ] he gets out of the car slams the door behind him hops the fence avoiding the gate altogether bolts up the front steps and proceeds to pound on the door like a jackass buddy goes to answer the door and they both enter nonchalantly they leave the living room and enter the kitchen and have what seemed like a pretty civil discussion ten minutes go by and during this time I'm just shooting crap in hallo buddy re-enters the living room followed by his father who has the look of a clinically constipated man buddy sits down and picks up his controller and begins to help me shoot crap not even a second later his father screams what the Frick are you doing you fat why don't you go for a freaking walk my buddy tells him to go Frick himself and to leave awkwardness sets in I keep my eyes on the screen and his dad quietly stands there glaring at us both for at least a couple of minutes more awkward why don't you get a frickin job how I have a job dad well why the Frick can't be working today's my day off [ __ ] Frick you don't talk to Emmy like that I'm your freakin father you should respect any fat crap dad you're in butthole you treat me mum and sister like crap you don't talk to me or sister at all you left mum because you're an alcoholic druggie and you're the one without a job so why don't you leave blahblahblah dialogue continues all while me and my buddy are tearing through hordes of enemies my friend doesn't miss a beat but eventually he does lose his temper he begins screaming and now there is a shouting match going on with me sitting there maximum awkward achieved I had no idea what to do so I quietly set the controller down and inched my way out of the room TL DR buddy and his father have a screaming match no more than 10 feet away from me as far as I know but he made his dad has B man win for him so my family and I have a trip to Japan we hear about this amazing sushi restaurant so we of course decide to give it a try we keep getting the directions mixed up because we're directionally challenged but finally find our way there around 9:00 p.m. and get a seat and menus my dad tries to place our order but one waitress in particular keeps brushing us off each time we try to order we sit there for 30 minutes trying to order our food before my dad just blew up he grabbed a waitress and started screaming at her in English we are customers treat us like customers or something like that everyone is staring at us by that point and my mom and I are trying to melt into our seats the poor girl bursts into tears and the manager is called turns out my dad grabbed the wrong waitress we managed to place our orders with a different trembling waitress choke down our food I think it was as good as they said and the heck out of there when I said the waitress brushed us off I mean that whenever we tried to flag her down using broken Japanese she would say one minute oh wait a second in Japanese and go off to do her thing until we tried to get her attention again five minutes later and repeat for thirty minutes also there weren't any buttons for us to push on the table we watched other customers place their orders with a waitress like we tried to and another thing my family is Asian American Asian divide out they realized that so you don't need to worry about us tarnishing the precious American name if he had grabbed the correct waitress that wouldn't have been awkward in the slightest for a project in school we had to ask each other about why we chose the subject of our essay a mine was to do with music and the girl I was partnered with asked why I replied with I just really love music I then asked her what her project was about she said it was about domestic violence jokingly looking back it was jokingly because it was such an unusual topic I asked oh guess who really loved domestic violence then number it's because of my mum awkward silence followed by desperate apologies I'm going to heck while this isn't the most awkward moment I've had it is the most awkward relationship-based one my husband and I paid for our own wedding we got married at Disney with very few people invited since we could only afford the small wedding that suited us both fine as neither of us are very close to our extended families my husband's family decided to rent a house and throw us a party a couple days after the wedding which is a very nice gesture the not so nice part was when they explicitly stated that my family was not invited I just assumed they were and made mention of it which was when I was shown the error of my ways needless to say I didn't want to go I'm a bit of social to start with and rejecting my family was a pretty big no-no I'm sure some people will understand why they chose to not invite my family but when you get right down to it it was just plain rude I had to beg my brother to go with me I wasn't comfortable walking into that without some sort of support my husband loves me and supports me but it's not fair for me to put him between his family and myself furthermore I was really sick which made it so much worse I was invited by my son's father to pick him up at a horseback riding lesson after a weekend visit he told me what time gave me directions etc I went at the appointed time and said hello to my son as he was getting ready for the lesson then I sat down after the lesson my son wants to show me around meet the horse etc and we wind up in an observatory area perched above the arena there are couches and several other observers up there and we encounter my ex his girlfriend's the woman he'd left me for daughter around my son's age six or so we're chit-chatting about horses the three of us when my ex's girlfriend comes storming into the observatory to scream at me to leave apparently my ex had neglected to mention I'd be there at the top of her lungs in front of everyone including her increasingly upset daughter she says I pay for these lessons I shared all these lessons and if you want to come to these lessons you need to clear it with any at this point my son's upsets at the yelling her daughter's crying my ex looks as if he'd like to melt into the floor and I say to her I'm so sorry ex didn't realize he needed your permission to invite me to a public place I'm sure he'll never do it again and my son and I walk out I went to a predominantly white high school and by the time I was in twelfth grade there were only five black students in my year one day my principal and a couple of teachers approached me and asked if could act as a translator tutor for a new student who's from the same place I am at forward a couple of days and I am called into the office to meet the student it turns out the girl is from West Africa I'm East African and we have nothing in common - as being from the same continent the principal sits at his desk beaming waiting for us to speak we could tell right away we weren't from the same place I had to awkwardly explain how the not from the same country in that Africa did not have a common language the father hit her and then she broke up with you stay the Frick away from that family they're crazy I so agree and count yourself lucky finding this out now rather than later when I was 14 I had a boyfriend called George being 14 all we ever did was make out and watch movies together and his dad was cool enough that sometimes we would have some of George's friends over too one day George and I were chilling out with our mutual friend Steven watching crappy TV and whatnot when his dad walks in and says you guys just watching telly then well George I think I'm going to call old Mary we're British yes so about 10 minutes passes and someone comes to the door and they go upstairs George then turns around and says casually old Mary's a prostitute by the way the look on our faces must have been rather special I think we sat through about five minutes of the dodgiest sounding frickin before making excuses to leave what a freaked out father-son relationship old Mary I wonder if his father and him shared old Mary a friend of a friend was throwing a toga party across town and I wanted to go all of my friends were invited but unbeknownst to me I'd pee off the host at a previous party over a year before and he had given specific instructions that I was not invited I'm pretty sure it's because I got super drunk and New Year's kissed a girl he had been hitting on in the afternoon before the party I met up with some of the friends who were going to go intending to carpooling with them brought my toga and everything when it was time to leave the bar after the party we all went out and got in their car and sat there for like 30 minutes talking my friends kept saying things like well we're off to the party with the intention of hinting at me to get out of the car but I didn't realize it finally one friend said dude you weren't invited so you have to get out before we go so everyone's invited other friend is bringing a bunch of people hosts name doesn't know it'll be fine no dude you don't understand hosts name specifically said not to invite you he specifically said that WTF well uh have fun I guess that was probably the worst rejection I've ever had just because of the build-up of expecting to go for a week and then having to go home by myself for the evening my brother and his lady friend came inside and I asked him where his girlfriend was because her bras were still in the laundry room he informed me that they had broken up a month before and that this lady was his new girlfriend I had already invited his ex over to watch movies with me and when she arrived everyone stood there in awkward silence for about a full minute everyone left pretty quickly I am a female and didn't know they'd broken up in high school I was 15 dating a 16 year old girl her dad Portus doing two deed I hightailed it out the back door two weeks later my parents made me take her to the homecoming dance that we had agreed to pre-incident so I had to go to her house to pick her up i sat there in her parents living room for 45 minutes waiting for her to finish getting ready while her parents sat across the room from me just staring her father's face was literally purple I was dating a girl in high school once who had a really screwed up family total rednecks her mom had to have weighed more than 300 pounds was rude an enormous slob she always had food stains on her clothes and pretty ignorant her dad was much the same only in better shape obviously bitter and constantly in a bad mood my girlfriend let's call her Samantha hinted at the fact that he was emotionally and physically abusive after we broke up she was pretty hot bTW and smart too GT program on his classes a real package but for the family many years after we dated I know she actually took her parents to court and got emancipated a physical shaming was involved so yeah bad situation anyway we didn't ever hang at her house always my parents place school or someplace around town with her all my friends I didn't know the reason at the time and so one day I decided to surprise her bought some roses and came over to her place with the flowers her mom answers the door and is always suspicious when I asked for Samantha she starts screaming at the top of her lungs for her husband Samantha's dad comes out looks at me looks at the flowers and starts flying off the handle I'm stuck outside dumbfounded and bewildered as he storms around the house I can hear him rummaging around throwing stuff shouting where is IT and then finally I hear kind of a triumphant aah a next thing I know I can hear Samantha's voice saying no daddy please over and over again and her fat slob of a mother is staring at me with a smug smile next thing I can hear is a dog yelping a screen door being tossed open and then bang a gunshot Samantha starts crying and the dog has gone silent the mom slams the door and I hear yelling on the inside of the house I'm still confused until the door opens and it's the father screaming get the Frick off our yard so yeah I do what he says I found out later when Samantha broke up with me that her dad had told her if she ever brought a boy to the house he was going to kill her dog and he did that's why we never hung out at her house she had never told me because she didn't want me to know how freaked up her home life was TL DR girlfriend's dad shot her dog because she was dating someone foo God I can be an extremely awkward person at times here is one of my worst what the Frick was I thinking moments I had plans to hang out with my friend Dom we had been hallway friends for the majority of high school but only recently had started hanging out keep in mind I am extremely shy and awkward when I first start getting to know someone and since we had only recently begun to hang out I was still in the awkward phase he had an appointment at the time I didn't know what for which is a very important detail set for after school so I told him I could just pick him up somewhere in town after he was done we decide on Safeway which is a pretty central location I pull into the Safeway parking lot and I see him walk up to the car he is all smiles I'm not really sure what the occasion is but it's always now to see someone happy i unlock the door and let him in the first thing he does is flash a huge grin move his face and super close and ask notice anything little awkward on me has no idea what he is talking about and frantically searches for anything noticeable since he is smiling so big my eyes are naturally drawn to his teeth which were in need of some brushing never in my entire life will I ever understand why I did this did I give out a little Huff laugh and say nothing a little brushing won't fix his smile drops I just got my braces off oh I done flicked up he looked like he just got beat over the head with a sack of dead puppies I saw the words leaving my lips as joy seeking missiles and each one scored a direct hit we drove in silence to his house continued to hang out afterwards but never spoke of that situation again if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music]

Channel: Updoot

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Id: f4aT6zaIonc

Length: 45min 25sec (2725 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 04 2020