What Is The Most Embarrassing Adult Act You've Been Caught Doing?

what is the most embarrassing sexual act who've unintentionally being caught doing once my roommate walked in when I was balancing a cracker on my doll men really are fascinating creatures I have a weird opposite scenario not getting caught doing anything but still incredibly embarrassing so when puberty hit eczema came along for the ride in a major way obviously that crap is a cheese heck but scratching only makes it worse my parents spent a fair amount of money on specialists creams and treatments but I would still scratch almost compulsively which made my dad pretty angry because I was ignoring the stern orders of multiple dermatologists so one night after I've gone to bed I'm siting up scratching my leg fairly vigorously and dad walks in unannounced for some reason or another not wanting to get in trouble I stopped immediately and he turns around without a word and walks out comes back a few minutes later with a box of tissues you might need these and walked out again you played yourself was using Skype to masturbate with my now husband to my vagus full up in the camera so while I can see him on the camera you can't see me I see his mom walking see the screen his dong and then just turns around and leaves we both sit up and look at the camera like Oh Frick she never mentioned this to him and to this day I'm hoping she just thought he was watching pee and didn't see her now daughter-in-laws crotch this is why people should lock their doors before masturbate got home from work one afternoon and my wife was doing something in the kitchen wearing a halter top and a pair of cutoff shorts so I walked up behind her put my arms around her undid her shorts and pulled her top down she was into it turns around get down on her knees starts giving me a bj stands back up pulls her shorts down I sit her up the counter we start screwing a few minutes later she says she wants to go doggy gets off the counter turns around leans on the counter I start going at it again hair pull it back causing her to lift her head and she suddenly says Frick stop I asked her what the problem is and I look up to see the two guys from the pool cleaning company standing on our patio looking through our sliding glass door smiling with one giving me the thumbs up we have not flicked in the kitchen in the day time since sounds like this could have turned into a P script I was writing the living heck out of her rather imposing corn cob that my then bf had bought me on the edge of the tub my doorbell rang and I heard a close friend hollering I jumped up and threw on a towel and went to let her in she ran past me straight into the bathroom she said nothing about the corn cob while chatting the whole time through the door as she comes out still nothing I look in the shower curtain is closed Hugh I didn't even remember doing that finally she's thanking me for saving her because she really thought she was going to crap herself then there she's going out the door she says what's your footing I'd hate to read about a death by impalement in the paper I was mortified my years of being a total s had not prepared me for that dagger your friend is cool got caught going down on my ex by her mom then when I finally gather the courage to face her mom at dinner she said you still hungry I thought you already ate if she was one of those smoke a spliff with her daughter kinda moms masturbating on video in the 90s we got a video camera and my buddy and I used it to record our band's gigs I also used it to video record myself masturbating I don't even know why just to see someone masturbate I guess the friend comes over to watch one of our shows and I forgot to switch the tapes back or erase the video and he saw me beating my meat riding my boyfriend my bed faces the doorway door opens its dad my bed is quite high raised and close to the door and my father is not a man of great height because the door opens I am confronted with the friendly face of my old father we make eye contact there is no pride or fatherly love in this moment ice cream and jettison off of the door and hid under my bed like a true hero my partner of that time was left with his Wang out still tall and proud and slake my dad didn't say anything I heard some noises that sounds like the beginnings of questions but he must have given up because I heard the door closed nothing was mentioned to me about the incident but the next day when I came home from school there was a lock on my door small victories beautifully crafted haiku my girlfriend and I were going at it like madmen in my bedroom in the middle of the afternoon it was sort of hot so we threw the blankets onto the floor and had my shutters open with a fan on this let a ton of natural light into the room so there was no missing our naked bodies in that room my little sister is an arrogant little butthole and was in a crappy phase where she thought she could just barge into anyone's room at light speed for whatever stupid reason she had well you can imagine what happens next when you consider my daughter had no locks we're doing the dirty missionary completely nude with no covers over us my sister like the idiot she is barges in and before she can finish her first sentence just screams oh my god I immediately jumped out from my girlfriend in a panic leaving her spread-eagled and completely exposed for my sister to see it all happened so fast because of how quickly she likes to barge in that we really couldn't cover up she stuttered a bit with a stunned look and walked out the door right after I hear my mom laugh from her room knowing what just happened she gave my sister a hard time about not knocking and needless to say she cuts that bad habit right then and there what did her GF do say I was dressed up in a schoolgirl uniform pigtails and all using my phone to video myself putting a butt plug up my butt and masturbating I was making a steamy video for my so while he was out of town I'm in my mid-twenties but I'm regularly mistaken for a high schooler and I even get uncomfortable myself sometimes by how young I look and pigtails my laptop was open at the foot of my bed a prime angle for viewing the whole display the screen was black so I thought it was off about five minutes into my scene I hear my best friend's voice say oh I'm Wow okay then a burst of laughter we had been video earlier and I forgot to exit the conversation my Manito was just in sleep mode she had left her end off the chat open - and opened her laptop to find my pigtails plaid skirt wearing self sliding a massive clog up my butt now we're closer than ever three I love this hilarious and wholesome although now I'm also unnerved by the pigtails thing wasn't a physical act but we were in the middle of a move so everything was in boxes I'm a very unceremonious Packer so I dumped drawers into boxes all willy-nilly I'm also a procrastinator so ff3 weeks and there are a pile of boxes still in my living room I'd run upstairs to run the bath for my son then just under to hear howling laughter through the front window and head downstairs to investigate my son had rummaged through the boxes and was waving a giant pink cell up shaped like a giraffe at the mailman through the screen door I died that mailman still laughs about that to this day not exactly physical but I got caught taking pictures of my butthole because I had an itchy bumpy in that 17 and testing the limits phase I bought a french maid costume for Halloween well why not use it more than once my boyfriend and I got a few uses out of the costume and stuffed it in the back of my closet fast forward nearly a decade I moved away for college and never came back I being a crappy kid just left all of my stuff at my mom's my mom was putting together a game for my little cousin's birthday party and she needed costumes for it I danced for 15 years so I have a ton of ridiculous clothes for good measure she threw in the maid costume which my little cousin then wore for the entirety of her party common maid costume comedy dance went long before I married my wife we were two teenagers who liked to freak like stoned bunnies as one dance anyway one such session she's riding me cowgirl when her mom walks in the room she screams and falls back and out of the room the door slamming as she does future wife says I hope she's okay and keeps riding after we finish she goes and checks on her mom her mom was sheepish about it and apologized for walking in without knocking she comes back to the her room and says she says you have a nice dong for clarity she was messing with me and her mom didn't say that any woman who can come up with a line like that after her mom catches her riding her teenage boyfriend is marriage material when I was young 13 - 15 I did not really have a source of masturbation but I was really frisky and got boners all the time because of my dad's excessive use of pee my mom hates it and feels it's completely unnecessary and will ruin my view of frickin so I was not allowed my own computer until after I graduated the only computer was in the family computer room which had no door and the history was constantly checked so while playing The Sims I began making families that one man who looked somewhat like me and for scantily clad women I made them make out and master bat - that my mom figured I was masturbating to something because I always said hold on when she knocked and the TV was turned off when she entered she said she was afraid I was being given P videos from upper-class men one day she had a plan she said she was looking for something in the storage closet that's in my room while I looked she turned on the TV and made her horrifying discovery she began asking awkward questions that were shameful and uncomfortable what's worse she told her co-workers for advice now that I'm grown and have my own computer I jack off to real P now to be fair when you are at that age you could jack off to a potato with some fortunate bumps on them when I was in high school my then boyfriend and I would ditch class to go hide in the bushes by the river to fool around we had our pants off and I was giving him a handy and he was fingering me right when a couple on the raft drifts by they are obviously staring and the lady yells out yet we can see everything we burst out in laughter and ran off before she called the cops I guess not a physical act so much as being caught out I was 18 living at home and a friend had had an undercover web party which is technically for LAN jury but actually for adult toys and brought my first sellable it was quite large and had a few veins if I recall correctly with a pearl white finish I was excited to get it and played a few times one day I must have played with it and then sleepily put it under my pillow before going to work no biggie I was 18 my mum hadn't made my bed for me for years and barely came into my room it would be fine got home that day and my bed was made vibrators still neatly under the pillows neither of us ever said anything a while ago I was experimenting with watersports P P on my phone at night but my parents were downstairs watching a loud movie so I knew I was safe when watching the video I hit a button to make it fullscreen I hit the wrong button and it started streaming the P to the TV my parents were watching they still mention it years later okay I have to but as usual neither our about me but these were some awkward situations okay so I sat next to a preppy kid in my physics class in tenth grade he was a douche we also had a few freshmen in this class one of the freshmen girls got caught graciously providing don't--it to two different guys from our class at the same time in a vacant auditorium by her father WH I worked in the administration one of the guys was the kid who sat next to me the way he put it was that she had a knob in each hand and was nailed down between the seated boys and throwing her head back to get the hair out of her face at the moment her father turned on the auditorium lights and that he was no more than ten feet from them now for the one I was involved in my lady friend and I were looking for privacy so we went to a spot we could pull over in the country this is also high school we pull up to our favorite spot to find it occupied we recognized the car as a friend of ours we pull up next to them and slam the brakes and hit the horn our male friend is in the driver's seat his best friend's head also mail pops up out of his lap and they both had the face of being caught flicking the neighbor's dog but we apologized and drove away never mentioning it to a soul both of those dudes are married with children now and whenever we see them at mutual friends parties they always get a bit sheepish when my wife and I show up now that the act itself was embarrassing [ __ ] my exes dad opened the bedroom door when she was giving me oral so that I was mortified luckily it never came up in conversation again my boyfriend visited me during my break at work we go to Taco Bell and chill in his car for a little we start making out which leads to him eating me out I hear a tap tap and look up to see a Hispanic man staring at us he proceeds to tell us homes someone is watching you and the someone was him plot twist is that Opie has an explosion caught in the act humiliation fetish and is using this material to wildly masturbate and act for which he hopes he'll be caught well I suppose that would mean that you're the one who caught him roommate caught me jacking off with a Barbie doll that was an awkward evening I can't he stopped Q Ming worked in a restaurant and was course growing a waitress in the walk-in cooler mid-shift her mom worked with us and found out her dad a preacher caught her giving me a bj in my car after work the same week we didn't work the same shift much after that I think her parents would be the least of your worries the Health Department would probably have stern words ready thankfully never been caught myself but I did catch my female friend cheating on her boyfriend with a guy from my class I passed out on a party and I had awakened from my slumber I caught the two making out they begged me not to tell anyone I agreed on one condition they mustn't do it again or I'll let their respective partners know caught them again three days later and that's the story how I earned the easiest 200 dollars of my life walked in on a friend yelling off she made it her mission in life to catch me jacking off in return I'd turn around sometimes and she'd be creeping in a doorway or I'd catch her trying to sneak into my apt I had an open door policy with my friends plus they had my spare key her sister was the one that caught me jacking off right as I was finishing too bad lesbian peeping long nails and all said sister happened to be a lesbian she goes and tells her sister they both make fun of my pee choices while I was taking a post Jack shower she could have just flicked you when I was like 14 I was curious about different ways to stimulate myself and had come across straight BJP at some point at night I decided to see what does it feel like having something up your butt so I took a toothbrush and put it in my butt while I J out I took it out and it looked nasty I forgot to do anything with it about an hour later my brother goes EO WTF happened to my toothbrush to the brush and was spotless but the whole of the part was recently in my butthole I just said it fell in the toilet not sure if he believed me you mother didn't even use your own toothbrush law when I was in high school and didn't have a license yet I was at this girl's house who I saw time-to-time who lived about an hour away we were hanging out with a friend of hers in her room who had just came over after we ate and her dad had told her friend she was welcome to have some of the leftovers so after a few minutes not having the door closed things got a little fun for us I was going down on her and as I am kissing my way back up at this point on her neck I saw something in my peripheral vision but fingers still inside I slowly turned my head and see her very unhappy looking dad standing over me I was in a frisky teenage phase I had this massive teddy gorilla that had a hole in the back cause aged one night I thought him a freak that gorillas mum walked on me in the middle of the night turned on the light for who knows what reason and catched me with my boxers down missionary fricking that gorilla she even had the balls to ask what was I doing I have thankfully never been caught in a compromised situation however I did once catch two people in an awkward one I was round a friend's house for one of those half party things you know the ones where it wasn't supposed to be a party but everyone brought a friend and their friend brought her friend so 20 people showed up I was early teens at the time so anyway I opened the door to the computer room and the interests of playing some video games and what do I see two of my other friends let's call them Sam and Luke watching pee with their hands down their trousers or more accurately each other's trousers there were a lot of people around and I didn't want anyone else to see the poor bastards so I quickly shut the door unfortunately I was still in the room when I did so they both jumped up and sanding near hit the floor so here I was staring at my two half-naked friends listening to them both try to come up with an explanation but only speaking in half words and mumbles trying not to dial both laughter and embarrassment I felt so bad for them it suddenly dawned on them what had happened and they both looked at the floor ashamed as if their mothers were telling them off I just gave my usual look off none of my business with a little shrug told them to pull their pants up before someone else came and left the details I was later provided told me this was a common occurrence between the two of them although I was the only other one that knew apparently they're both straight which judging by their choice of P might be at least half true I don't speak to them anymore so I don't know much else tell them to pull their pants up before someone else came you selfish son of a B so one night my roommate went out bar hopping so I decided I'd invite a female friend over we end up on the couch drinking and watching YouTube hits one thing leads to another and we start fricking right there on the couch right as I'm about to see em I hear the front door unlock it's 3:00 a.m. and my room mate is drunkenly getting home now I am so close I sure is Frick I'm not gonna stop so I keep going my roommate walks in to see me fricking a girl in the butt doggy style on the couch right as I am violently cooming in her but no regrets he caught the vinegar strokes not a physical act but my four-year-old walked out in the living room with my dog Oh while I was sitting with my dad I have never moved so fast dang sorta like me too was with my ex doing it in my room when I heard the front door open which was like a ten-second walk from my room I never put on clothes as fast as I did that day GF was giving me first BJ ever and after about 10 minutes my dad walked in seemingly oblivious and said we going for pizza in 10 so get ready we were shook up but continued for a tad longer I went and got the pizzas with him and he said she can leave half of it for tomorrow if she is still a [ __ ] full as I was leaving with them in hand I giggles awkwardly to myself and left you have an awesome dad apparently a drill sergeant walked in on me jerking it on fire guard in basic I didn't notice him entering he did an about-face and walked out then in the morning he just told his platoon about what I was doing and honestly it never came up again after that day I wasn't sleeping or teabag in my battle buddy so that was 100% okay teabagging my battle buddy I'm dead masturbating in a JCPenney dressing room sometimes you just can't wait the worker there just said you need to stop him come out good thing you're not a dude or they welder just called the police I have another one not me but my ex-husband snuck a girl in while he was still living with his parents did the did with her including going down on her next morning after sneaking her out he pops upstairs for breakfast mom looks at him horrified dad holds on to the counter for support while laughing hysterically Rex has no idea why finish his breakfast in goes for a pee looks in the mirror and realizes the entire lower portion of his face is covered in blood girls period came on sometime during their doing and here he was thinking he'd gotten away with nailing a broad in his parents basement still the funniest story I've ever heard I roll ETA I call Dex to ask because so many are shocked horrified mildly curious how he had not noticed the taste of blood it was a very odd conversation as we've only recently become civil after a messy divorce anyway his response I was pretty stoned that night and something did taste off but I didn't want to embarrass her in case it was a normal didn't really even consider it might be her period I was 21 and just to be getting laid finally that's why you should always wash your face first thing in the morning drove to the top of a parking structure and thought it would be discreet AF also decided this would be the perfect time to try frickin without condoms for the first time in the backseat of a sedan small security guard rolled up in some rinky-dink cart and peered into our car windows as we struggle to put all our clothes back on we were pretty young and her parents were really strict so I was super scared we were gonna be metaphorically flicked but he just told me you gotta leave dude Thanks random security guy back in college I had just gotten my first decent pocket p.a Tenga flip hole I believe anyways in the midst of trying it out while my roommates were gone my Nigerian friend rang the doorbell I assumed I could pretend to not hear it finish and then call him since it was a two minutes walk to his place instead he comes in to check if I'm home walks into my room right as I'm pulling up my shorts unfortunately I left the pocket piece sitting on the desk and he stared at it started to ask so I was sweaty and just trailed off without asking it was pretty awkward but then we smoked and he did his laundry which is why he came over in the first place I like that you specified he was Nigerian this was three years ago when I had been dating my girlfriend for a mere month we were both 16 years old at the time I lived in my parents house still with for smaller siblings aged 13 10 8 and 5 respectively as my gf and I were making love in my room my sister of eight whom didn't understand the concept of knocking before entering barged into the room to witness my gf riding me with the ferocity of a direwolf going for the kill as soon as she saw us she screamed mommy blasphemous gives GF is attacking him it was a hot summer day so we had discarded our comforters and so we were bare when my mother rushed to the room saying nothing she pulled my little sister away and just gave me a little look that just screamed you know what we're gonna get you that lock for your door good mother on my old for this probably highly nsw when I was a kid no older than 8 I was pretty bad about picking my nose ears but like obsessively so eventually it evolved into popping pimples and peeling Krusty's out of my eyes all stuff I found satisfying one day I thought hey my other hulls must have growth stuff in them too so while in the shower I decided to try picking my butthole won't go into detail but it ended with my mom entering the bathroom and me having to fingers apply but to be fair there is something highly satisfying about getting the crusty crap out of your eyes my mom almost caught me riding backdoors with an ex gf she went in the room and I was inside my ex and making small talk with my mum while inside her but truly an orchid moment opened the front door for my mum wearing clothes that no mother should see her 17 year old daughter wear I panicked tried to run back to my room tripped on my stripper heels and twisted my ankle we don't talk about it I wouldn't have opened the door if I knew it was my mum just clearing that up me and my ex 2019 were having frickin in my living room the house was empty my mom's sleeping at relatives and my dad working overseas so I thought I don't need to hold back I'm screaming the pleasure out of my lungs and then someone was at the door knocking really hard it was my little brother back from school 8 - 9 at the time screaming to let him in because he want to play xbox I'm about 2 cm so we keep doing it and I still keep moaning like crazy after a while the knocking stopped so I thought my brother already gave up and went to his friend house next door I'm already finished by then and continue going down on my ex just before my ex about to come I hear a footsteps coming from the top floor it was my little brother that little crap climb his way to the second floor with a ladder and get inside through a window my ex wasn't aware of this situation blew his load on my face while I'm still trying to process the situation my little brother just ran past us and turn on his xbox and said don't worry I didn't see anything me and my ex decided to move to my bedroom and went for round two I want to say what a bro but with how young he was it feels wrong my mother caught me sucking a guy's dong he had also come on me at that point oh we were 26 and 27 at the time family dinner got awkward my boyfriend and I were in the seventh grade at his grandparents house we'll new years him and his mom lived there this was the first time I was ever allowed to stay the night at his house since the ball dropped was so late we were in his grandparents room just waiting around for it to be midnight and as frisky teenagers are we started fooling around I decided I wasn't in the mood anymore so he started jacking off while I sat on grandma's bed with him and just watched TV his mom came in as this was happening and screamed oh my god and ran away dirt he ended up driving me home which was an extremely awkward embarrassing car ride that I still remember to this day and an explanation to my mom and his grandparents of why she drove me home so early 7th grade I'm a male and was 17 at the time my best friend let's call him Kevin was over and we used to frick like we were crazy whenever one of us spent the night at the others house it was our big secret that we would never tell anyone on a Saturday morning we both woke up and were at my house alone well that means it was time to get to business and we could be as loud as we wanted we stopped doing the deed and get into it my mom makes it home and heard the noises from my room she opened the door and caught us in the act as he was pounding into me doggy style that's how she found out I was gay good times a diamond that paid only appeared once in ever 20 million means this is the rarest Pepe like in five seconds for good luck if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video

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Length: 28min 23sec (1703 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 21 2020