Very Really Good #139: Rest in Prince

all right hey guys welcome back to the freaking podcast dude this is this episode of 139 139 of the pod um we got a good week i mean we got a good uh we got a good episode for you today um it's it's monday man it's monday some crazy shit's been going on stuff some crazy stuff has been going on sorry youtube sorry for the the the obscenity sorry for the sorry for the you know the curse words in the first 30 seconds dude already already breaking youtube's rule um i gotta stop swearing man i swear so much i don't know if there was like a good amount of time where i was trying not to um and then i i really just said [ __ ] it because and i and i swear so much and you really don't realize you do until you talk to someone who doesn't swear like i have one i have a few friends i think i can i can think of two at the top of my head who like don't swear um if you watch my episode with the vora's twins they don't swear and the whole time i was trying not to um and it was hard man it was really hard it was very difficult to not swear in front of them and you know i didn't even want to swear in front of them obviously because they're golden boys they're so nice and i feel like if i said a word so harsh it would like it would like take a year off their life or something like every swear word i said they would just like grow like like a wrinkle would appear on their face or something like the portrait of dorian gray it would just get they would just get older right um but [ __ ] it dude i'm not gonna stop swearing it's cool and and then it's awesome um what's been going on dude [ __ ] i got thr okay we hit it dude on the main channel we hit 3 million subscribers thank you thank you everyone so much thank you so much uh with 3 million subscribers man which is so many people i live in i live in toronto okay what is the toronto population to the most accurate oh or okay in 2017 it says the population of toronto was 2.93 million and i have more than that so i have more subscribers than the city of toronto four i have more okay this is in 2017 so it's not very accurate but i have more subscribers than the city of toronto has people four years ago okay and that's pretty cool um i don't know the current one what do you what do you think it is in like 2021 6 million there's no way there's no way no no no no no no no no no no no that's like the greater toronto area not the toronto city 2020 it's estimated 2.8 million so i still got more dude suck it dude i have more subscribers than the city of toronto does so how's that all right they should replace the cn tower with the [ __ ] statue of me all right get the cn tower out of here dude all right put up the kc statue dude it's just me with my arms in the air my [ __ ] my my my like i got a my flies down i'm wearing like flip-flops and a bathing suit i'm wearing a [ __ ] bathing suit going over my knees that's that's what i look like in the statue i'm wearing flip-flops it's like me a day at the beach i'm wearing flip-flops bathing suit that's going past my knees and the fly is open somehow my bathing suit and um i've got one of those like surfer like tank tops with like the stripes going up a striped tank top i'm going to the beach in 2010 that's what i'm dressed like and it's a statue a copper statue of me like the statue of liberty but but but just but curt um because i got more dude i got more subscribers than the actual city of toronto because when you move to toronto you are subscribing to that city essentially you are figuratively pressing the subscribe button on that city on the g on the geographical location um so i got more dude and if i ever need to [ __ ] box a youtuber i'm boxing the city of toronto all right that's a new thing man youtubers are just doing boxing matches so i'm the i challenge i challenge the cn tower to a boxing match okay winner gets if cn tower wins it gets to stay there because they won fair and square but if i win then the kirk the curtis statue gets to go up it gets to be erected okay and yeah the statue is erected and that's hilarious um but no man thank you so much thank you so much for three million subscribers [ __ ] crazy man that's so many people and i never would have imagined i never even thought that i would get over like i don't know 100 000 seem like crazy when that happened so the fact that um you know i'm at three million now it's crazy man it's [ __ ] crazy uh i appreciate the support and i can't wait to just keep doing what i'm doing i have i have a blast making these podcasts these videos um twitch streams i just [ __ ] love it man it's so much fun um so seriously thank you for 3 million subscribers crazy dude [ __ ] crazy um yeah holy [ __ ] so many people uh it was pretty annoying i i hit 3 million popped champagne outside we were celebrating me and jenna were celebrating and then um five minutes later i went down under 3 million i was like 10 underneath so people unsubscribed i guess which is which is fine and then it just kept going down and i was like around like a hundred less i lost like a hundred subscribers in like 10 minutes and i was like okay what the f maybe it was a glitch on youtube or something but um it was just [ __ ] annoying so i hit three million twice which is pretty cool um first time was cool second time was a little less cool but you know it's great uh what else has been going on man i got i had to put this [ __ ] how to put this this uh this account this t-shirt company on blast dude on twitter the other day um stealing stealing my [ __ ] merch they literally they okay they knocked they did they there's a lot of people who did like curtis connor merge knockoffs and real quick suck my balls you know real quick suck my balls though all right anyone who works at these [ __ ] places suck the balls suck them all right actually no don't i don't want you don't i don't want you anywhere close to my balls i'm going to kick you i'm going to kick your balls i'm going to say i'm going to suck your balls anyone who works who rips off my immerse designs i will suck your balls your moth balls how about that as a [ __ ] clothing joke um but no this company called t-chip hey t-chip i'm looking for a good sound effect for you that's what i think about you t chip dude they stole my merch design the please be nice to me it's the law design um that i hired a designer to make for me paid them um and then it's not even like they try to like mask it or like as an original thing they literally copy it it literally says curtis town on it it's the exact design and they're selling it for forty five dollars and four cents ah ha why the four cents forty 45 it's like the same price as mine why well if you're gonna do the whole idea i thought the whole appeal was of knockoff merch was that it's like three cents right you pay three cents you you send three pennies in an envelope and they send you a shirt and it feels like and it feels like one ply toilet paper that's what the quality feels like feels like one ply it's like kind of see-through and it's rough it's coarse um but forty five dollars and four cents weird weirdest number you can ever that is the weirdest amount of money it's very creepy it's a creepy amount of cash um so i tweeted them i said super cool of you to steal this design again because they've done this before but i i just i didn't put them on blast i was i just emailed my management i was like let's get this let's slap him slap him with legal you know um so i said super cool you to still design again we already had it taken down from your shitty ass website and i totally love how it's back up for sale and it's not this one i searched they had like a bunch of my old merch designs on there as well um and they responded today they said hi curtis we're sorry to read this we'd like to confirm that it has already been removed from teachip once again we apologize for the situation dude and their bio their bio is empowering entrepreneurs and artists to sell custom merch online you know i take i take back what i said about [ __ ] challenging toronto to a boxing match i want to fight teach it bro the ceo of teach it i want to [ __ ] fight you because it's frustrating man i know my merch gets it gets sold out and you want some people want it so they go somewhere else to get it but it's frustrating because that doesn't support me doesn't support the artist you're getting a piece of [ __ ] you know quality uh piece of [ __ ] piece of merch basically it's gonna feel like a one-ply right that's what i said so it's just frustrating man but they took it all down but i still like to fight them absolutely [ __ ] ratioed them though because they tweeted catch me vibing to fearless taylor's version while ignoring all your spoilers from the crown with some [ __ ] gif they got four likes on it and i responded them and i got 950 so get ratio all right get absolutely ratio t-chip [ __ ] get yo what do you call it when the the lead detective from csi miami where uh responds to your tweet and gets more engagement than your original tweet did that's you got horatioed [Music] you got horatio because you know the guy's name is horatio from csi miami dude that is so funny he should that they should have opened a [ __ ] episode like that it's like i guess i guess i don't know how because you know how it goes yeah it could have been like no because then it would have been horatio was the one who like killed him never mind then i was thinking like for him to be like looks like someone just got horatioed yeah brown brown you know the the intro um but yeah if you ever want if if you ever find merch my merch anywhere other than my own website it's not good it's not the real deal it's not the real deal it's that phony [ __ ] it's that imitation stuff dude it's that imitation crab meat you don't want that you want the real deal dude you want that you want that king you want that king crab dude you want the real [ __ ] one time i went to a restaurant in new york and they had one it was like a it was like a burger and lobster place i went after one of my shows um and they had like a full wall of crabs in tanks it was the craziest thing i've ever seen it was a wall of crabs it was a crab wall and you know they're click clacking in there you know how crabs do especially when they're in a wall um and one of the the other one king crab it was like [ __ ] too big crabs shouldn't be that big like bigger than my dog like you could literally put a saddle on this crab and like cover a good amount of ground you know that thing is probably street legal somewhere for sure that crab is street legal put a saddle on it it's a street legal crap all right um literally like if you were to make a crab cake with it it'd be like a wedding cake it'd be huge it'd be a wedding cake sized crab cake um and then i forget who i was with but they asked like how much the king crab was it was like four hundred dollars to just like get dig for them to kill the crab in the wall and to bring it to you for you to just eat the the wall crab so weird 400 bucks dude too much but i mean that is pretty cheap if you're gonna like use it as like a mode of transportation right because like a car is like [ __ ] 10 20 30 grand you know so you're saving a lot of money you're like oh no i'm not hungry don't kill it keep the crab alive you know i just my car broke down and i need to and i'm late i'm late for a job interview so i just need that crab really quick thank you that's the dude why are we using horses when we can simply use king crabs and then there's like instead of horse girls there could be king crab girls who are just obsessed with [ __ ] [ __ ] crabs what [ __ ] crabs but like just crabs um dude speaking of creepy crawlies how's that for a [ __ ] how's that for a segway dude how's that for a king crab that's another mode of transportation just like a segway um you got that you got that crab money though um speaking of creepy crawlies last week scary [ __ ] thing happened i was on um i was i was outdoors okay getting some fresh air um some air that is fresh and um i [ __ ] hate bugs so much man and especially like ticks they're my biggest fear um just because like when i was a kid i remember like seeing some like psa about ticks and how they like can like kill you and [ __ ] and i'm like okay well i don't that's stuck in my brain forever um so i was outside getting some fresh air and i feel a little itch on my stomach and i like lift up my shirt to take a look at it and um i see a little black bug in my skin and i was like oh my god what the [ __ ] is that and i like try to brush it away it wouldn't go off because it was again in my skin um so i like really quick i like [ __ ] i i went i was i like fashioned my my hand into a pair of tweezers i was like a king crab sort of and i grabbed it and i sort of pulled it out of me um and it was a [ __ ] tick man i was so scared because i know they can transmit all these [ __ ] like crazy diseases like lyme disease and stuff and a few my friends have lyme disease and it's like it's it's crazy man it's like a [ __ ] serious like health issue um so the rest of the day i was like freaking out i was like dude what the [ __ ] am i gonna am i gonna die do i have lyme disease now um but everything online i think i caught it like right when it went in my skin like i felt it bite and i just pulled it out and apparently they need to be in your skin for like a while for them to transmit anything but dude i was so scared and it's supposed to be like a big rash but it isn't it's like a it's going away now it's like a little mark but dudes scare you it's [ __ ] scariest day of my life man like why do bugs gotta just exist you know i [ __ ] hate bugs i hate them they they really ticked me off or it picked me off apparently and then i kept like seeing maybe because i was googling it but i kept seeing like videos popping up and being like this is like my dog my dog had a bunch of ticks on it like this is a really bad year for ticks and stuff so now i'm scared to go outside i'm scared all right i was scared to go outside because of covid already but i was like you know maybe outdoors were a little safer from kovit right because you know that's just like that's what the scientists say it's harder to catch it when you're outdoors but now i gotta worry about [ __ ] picks dude can't win you can't win but i think i think i'm okay i think i would have um felt some side effects by now it's been like a couple of days it's been like it's been like four or five days but and i'm all good i feel great but man what a [ __ ] pointless thing to happen and just stress me out and i feel like because of covid i'm like more paranoid and anxious about just [ __ ] everything like i'm just like i always assume the worst about every single thing that's happening now um which is a lot of fun and i would definitely recommend it um but yeah man that's an exciting thing that happened in my life if you ever been bit by a tick let me know so i can you know we can we can share we can talk about it you know mystery loves company that was so such a scary day um let's change the subject because i could have died you know or i thought i could have speaking of people who died dude i'm on a road these segways man the freaking duke the duke man we talked about the duke the duke of edinburgh burrow i don't know how to [ __ ] say it i got yelled at for saying edinburgh i think it's berg edinburgh edinburgh i don't know spell it how you want me to say it then your english right your english innit um but no [ __ ] the duke he died prince philip he uh he freaking died and uh people the reaction online was something else because he died on the same day as dmx died and you know i was like bummed about the amx because he's you know he's great i loved his music and then i saw his big thing about him being like a you know like an animal abuser and stuff and it's like it's so crazy how like i feel like before i'm not like excusing anything obviously but i'm saying it's just it's just very weird now it's fascinating now really how whenever someone dies like he used to be like he was such a great person now rest in peace and now whenever someone dies people are like well actually it's all the bad things he did so it's fine good good riddance you know i'm in no way excusing [ __ ] like animal abuse but you know i'm just saying it's a it's a very it's very interesting um but there is a whole article about 25 things prince philip said that will make you full body cringe which i did find so i want to read through some of those um he said british women can't cook he also said i would like to go to russia very much although the bastards murdered half my family whoa man you're saying crazy stuff prince uh some pretty holy [ __ ] dude just really [ __ ] offensive stuff which is like okay this is one if it has four legs and it is not a chair if it has two wings and flies but it's not an airplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine the cantonese will eat it hey prince hey duke hey freaking dukey of edinburgh bro how dare you that's so [ __ ] mean that's racist it's so racist man also that is like such a complex way like there's so many words in there to say like hey i'm a racist guy and it's also very funny for like a [ __ ] british guy to say that to like critique any food when they'll have like a bread sandwich and it's like a piece of toast a soft piece of bread and then another toasted piece of bread that's what that's like a british food and you'll eat it and be like it's absolutely busting mate it's boss this cottage this cottage sandwich is busting mate pretty there's all these like italian you go to italy you got italian food right spaghetti right pizza right you know if you go to india tons of different types of indian food like every places are like known for their cuisine but like you like you like britain and stuff they got like fish and chips that's it right and it's so fun so funny for white people right when white people are like the [ __ ] [ __ ] food is that let me eat my friggin blood sausage or whatever the [ __ ] you know at the same time though when i was a kid i just didn't know any better i went to my friend mustafa's house i was a kid i went over to my friend mustafa's house and um they were cooking a food that my my family weren't wasn't cooking we'd never cook right and it just like it was a smell i'd never smelt before and i was like dude what the heck is that smell that smells so weird um and then the mom y'all then his mom yelled at me rightfully so she was like hey man this is the food that we eat so that's very disrespectful and then i cried because i i didn't want to get yelled at but i mean it makes it makes sense i just [ __ ] deserved it but at the same time i was seven years old um this guy was 7 000 years old so he should know better but like really is it any surprise that this guy was just the [ __ ] most racist dude in the world you know you look at him you just look at him and you know he's [ __ ] racist you look at him and you can tell he like he looks he look he makes eye contact with women for like like a little too long you know oh my gosh yeah this is a crazy [ __ ] article the amount of things he said to people that is so offensive and now he can be racist in hell but you know rest in peace to the duke bro you would have loved episode 139 on my podcast and um he was actually lined up to be a guest so i can't he can't make it anymore i'm kidding um that's a [ __ ] nightmare i would never have him on my podcast just remember explaining a podcast of that guy that's that's probably what killed him you know that's what killed the duke of edinburgh edinburgh edinburgh edinburgh that's what killed him that's what killed prince philip he was like what's a podcast and someone was like well it's like a radio show but online i mean there's several different platforms you can listen to them on um you know you host like the rss feed um and then people can just stream it through many different audio platforms and it's on youtube too like video podcasts as well and um yeah it's just a great medium for people to uh you know to to just consume it we can talk there's many different topics i'll podcast different types of podcasts um so yeah you should you should definitely uh give it a go and he looked over and he was dead he was really dead he was explaining podcasts by the time it was done it was like flatline it was like um and that's and you know rest in peace rest in podcast um well folks we haven't had a curtis corner in a while so how about we have one of those i'm going to play our theme song [Music] all right what's good what's good what's good oh you know uh just recording my podcast but you know that i think i think you know that um before we get into before we get into this um epic uh story about current events um we've got huge news we've got huge news right now um from our resident podcast producer so if you want to take it away yeah sure uh yeah the news is i am going by a different name now [Music] that's not your name that's not the new name no no yeah new name um yeah it's my chinese name it's it's spelled x-u-n and uh yeah it's something i've been wanting to do for a long time like even since i was younger but i never really had the confidence to do it because a lot of people find it hard to pronounce and i didn't want to right go through all that but yeah uh recently i've seen a lot of like discussion in the asian community about like just talk about names and them being difficult to pronounce and like our pride in our names and all that kind of stuff so i feel like uh seeing other people talk about it has kind of helped me get the confidence to do it myself [ __ ] yeah and yeah that's that's what we're doing so sean jacob is is dead he's [Music] jacob can't come to the phone right now he's dead exactly he's dead uh so yes now everyone that's i'm proud of you that's that's [ __ ] awesome and yeah the only way people you know can i guess they gotta learn how to pronounce these names you know you gotta pronounce you gotta learn and the only way to do that is to freaking shove it in their damn face so here we are yeah definitely and uh people aren't like having that part of the time period pronouncing it right it's been all right so far nothing too bad hell yeah so sean what do we what we got what we got this week for the corner we actually coincidentally we have a story out of china okay and uh not not necessarily like a super funny story but i found it really interesting okay so i'm bringing it to the corner so uh there i i can't find any names for these people but basically this chinese woman like 20 years ago or so uh lost her daughter i think like her daughter was kidnapped or something really tragic okay after like trying to search for the daughter not being able to find the daughter she eventually gave up and adopted a son okay fast forward to now the son is getting married and the son's bride is the daughter like the lost the lost daughter she's the lost daughter uh the mom like nobody knew and then the mom saw a birthmark on oh [ __ ] the bride's hand and recognized that that was her daughter and yeah so they were reunited and then everyone was like well the wedding has to be off because now these are your children but then she revealed that the sun was adopted holy [ __ ] biggest w what are the odds what the wedding goes on mom is reconnected everybody's happy could you i mean it is crazy to think that like when when the daughter because did because was she like a baby when she went missing like she was young right yeah really young okay so it'd be crazy to like go to like meet your boyfriend's like parents for the first time and then she just starts like openly weeping and stuff and you're like let's go what did i do it's like i'm your i'm your legit mother that's yeah that's such a trip man that dude how much you want to bet this will be a movie in like next year oh my god and i would like to be in it yes you could do like eddie murphy style play all the roles i'll play all of them yeah craziest story that i've ever read i'm not sure if like everybody knew that the sun was adopted but the way the articles are phrasing it it makes it sound like that was a big twist that like oh like he nobody really knew that he was adopted yeah they don't make it perfectly clear in these articles but i like to think that that was like a secret and then she was like oh yeah no you're good yeah you're honest it's all chill you're not blood related wow crazy that is i'm so happy for them that might how sweet there are like pictures in here of them all crying yeah so beautiful it's so crazy to think like when i hear see stuff like this it's like it's hard to think that like anything is like how like the fact like the chances of that happening are like ins like insanely low so like it makes me think that there's it can't just be all random stuff that's going on you know like that's gotta just there's there's no way we're not in a simulation right yeah exactly literally someone is play this is someone just did like a really rare thing you can do in this video game they reunited oh yeah for sure no yeah and there's like i'm positive that we're all like this is all being screened in like some aliens home things for sure this is like a huge yeah plot twist in someone's viewing experience yeah absolutely and they're about to turn it off and like forget about it go do other [ __ ] they're gonna go watch this podcast they better that's so crazy good for them though i'm that's a nice wholesome story for the coroner yeah it's been a it's been a lot of wholesome stories on the corner this is it which i'm happy about yeah it's a nice change it's a nice change from where we began yeah there's been a quite the arc for the curtis yeah big learning process for sure it's a really good thing we didn't end up calling it the jacob corner oh my god that i'm yeah thank god because that would have [ __ ] everything up because as you know we can't change the names of these sections they're set in stone and when they are impossible to change yeah we still have to call it the we'd have to get like a third another person named jacob to just like sit in and be quiet i guess the whole time i have to get my other friend jacob yeah and fortunately everybody that i know is named jacob that's good literally every yeah my mom jacob my dad jacob having been like formerly like a homeschooled christian kid hard to name anyone in my life who's not yeah it's very rare to not be jacob yeah sometimes josiah i do you feel uh do you feel any uh different now of like going by your um chinese name does it feel like you're a different person a little bit at all a little bit yeah because i guess i think there is a lot of like i get because if you go by one name for so long right and you change it it's like you probably attach some sort of uh sense of identity i guess to it right yeah definitely uh i i think it kind of just so happens to come at a time where like i feel like i've been through a lot of changes for sure it kind of uh matches up there but yeah i'm looking forward to like having this kind of clean slate and i mean kind of it like shun has always been just not like the name that i primarily rank by yeah so it's there's something new about it on something but that's a good question i'll uh i'll be thinking about that like as i as i go on i mean maybe in a few months last month yeah we'll do the we'll do the the shun update yeah exactly it's this has all happened like i probably started doing this about a month ago so very nice uh so far i've it's kind of just been like i'm kind of training my ear to like hear that right yeah it's probably definitely gonna take a while to get used to yeah it it takes time for like other people in my life to get used to but also for me to get used to so we're all going through it yeah i had a friend in high school uh he went by uh min that was his well mino was his uh korean name and he like told us all one all of us one day that his like english name was kevin and it was like everyone was like yeah sorry man we can't call you kevin you're not kevin anymore we can't do that he didn't want to go by kevin he just told us and we're like that's so it was like such a i didn't even know that was like a like a thing that that's like when i learned that there's like english names and that they give sometimes but yeah there's a lot to it like uh a lot of asian americans and like particularly like asians directly from asia have like their like native names but then also like the a lot of the time like immigrant parents will really want their kids to have like an english aim to assimilate so there's like a lot to it about like identity yeah people like i like my friends are always kind of switching between like oh i've always like felt like my asian name so i want to go back right or like on the other hand there's a lot of people who like get really frustrated that people can't ever say their names right and want to take on in english yeah it's different for everyone but if anybody out there is thinking of doing it yeah for sure yeah this hopefully this could uh inspire some some people out there to give it a go maybe yeah who knows um [ __ ] yeah well i think uh that was a nice wholesome a corner um um so uh thanks appreciate it um that wraps it up for that segment of the curtis connor uh yes sir we out well uh we'll see you next time thank you sean um exciting man that was cool cool stuff um okay what should we do what are we at we got like 40 something we should do some advice um we'll give you some advice damn i need a jingle for my bicycle all right how's that that's a freaking jingle um oh my gosh okay we got some advice uh prefacing it with um i'm not good at uh at anything i'm not good at life i don't have any good advice but i try um so i'm gonna try to do my best and give some good advice dude um so okay so this first one is from uh polly pocket i'm 18 in grade 12 and i am in my first serious relationship nice we've been together for almost three months and i've known my boyfriend for a couple years and have some mutual friends my dad's sisters and friends all think he's a good guy and they like him the problem is that my dad seems to think that if i want to have sex it's his business okay he always asks if my boyfriend's parents are home and always acts like it's a bad thing that i want to spend time with him he also refers to sex as being a terrible thing saying how a guy won't respect you if you have sex that i wouldn't be respecting myself if i had sex and additionally fear mongering me on the wrist of getting pregnant i don't think my dad should have any control over what i do with my body he acts like it's his right to know if i go on birth control he even stated to me that if he thinks we're having sex he will not support my relationship but really appreciate any advice you have on the situation wow um yeah i mean you're 18 you know that is you're an adult people lose their virginity you know earlier than that i lost mine when i was 16. um so i mean i don't know man it's i mean i guess losing virginia it's not even a [ __ ] it's a stupid thing anyway but it's that's ver that i imagine that being very frustrating i i'm trying to think like even what because like that's it's hard to get through to someone like that to like talk to them and be like you know this is person i you know i like and you know we're both you know our 18 in the serious relationship it's gonna it's probably gonna happen if you're built if you both want it to um so yeah that's totally your dad's being a weirdo for sure for be trying to like i get it like i can imagine being a father and you know not wanting your you know your child to you know get pregnant or get any like you know stis or anything like that i understand that but i think it's i think you kind of just have to like make sure that they know the risks and then just like let them make their decisions right because like what's the one thing that you said first of sex is being a terrible thing saying how a guy won't respect you if you have sex he you can't say that if you have a child hey yay man you had sex are you saying you don't respect is he saying he doesn't respect his wife right his mom your mom and that your mother didn't respect herself for having sex with your father and then giving birth to you that's so weird it is a very funny thing for your parents to be like listen don't get pregnant don't do it it's about babies suck kids suck you're fine though you're okay but kids are the worst my dad said that's me once it was so funny i was like 13. he was driving me home and he was like hey man i know you're really young and stuff and i think i was talking about like a girl that i liked or something i was like 13 or 14 and then he was like just remember if you ever do anything just use a condom okay because you don't you don't want a kid and i was like okay thanks dad and then he was like no i mean you're the best thing i've ever you and your sisters are the best thing ever happened to me but you know just use a condom you don't want kids it's like all right man well seems like seems like you're regretting something sir [Music] oh man but no i think i i don't know i think if you're both you know you're adults you're 18 you know and you're both in a consenting loving relationship there's nothing wrong you know with you know having sexual intercourse okay there's nothing wrong about about that okay um and just you know it's none of your dad's business right it's literally none of his business at all so just just you know tell them to [ __ ] off well don't do that just you know it is not his business that's all that's all saying that's all i will say um but i'm sorry sorry i have to go through that um next one this next question is from banjo kazooie okay hey curtis can you give me some tips on how to start a podcast and how to get the materials and get topics and all that also keep up the awesome work you're making everyone smile bye thank you banjo-kazooie i loved you in banjo-kazooie um starting a podcast um i mean realistically you don't need too much um like i'm i'm in a position where i'm i have the resources you know i'm very privileged [ __ ] rhodes sent me all of this stuff for [ __ ] just because i i don't know so i'm very privileged so i can't be like it's easy man just dm road and they'll send you stuff for free um but when i started out i was recording on uh a blue snowball mic it was like 50 bucks i think but you can just use your phone you know the iphone if you have an iphone the microphone is like really good quality for like just being on a phone there's little mic attachments you could even put like a lav mic you could even use um there's little attachments you can get for it if you want but even if you want to just talk into it you know easy um you can do an audio only one you know make some artwork yourself right um you put up on soundcloud it's pretty cheap um and yeah just topics you just talk about stuff current events whatever you want talk about stuff that you find funny or interesting um don't feel pressure to have like a whole um you know like solid idea and theme you know just have fun with it man just do what you want to talk about what you want to talk about and have a good time because it's all about it's don't because you want to do it because you want to enjoy it you know don't just do it to like have uh you know make up like [ __ ] i don't know make like a business out of it or some [ __ ] right just have fun man just have a good time so it's all about and then hopefully everything else you know falls into place dude and then you know when you work out when you have or you can save up money maybe invest in like a better microphone and then you can start filming on your iphone if you want um or get a camera you know it's always you know it's always good to invest into what you're doing as you progress right um you know because you gotta believe in yourself man you gotta you gotta you gotta put money in yourself um okay next one this next question is from the the blankie from the bravest little toaster thank you for sending this in um i have been crying all of the time now because recently i went through all of my photos and realized oh my god everything i've ever done is embarrassing and i think that this is why i have no friends i'm just like so embarrassed by everything i've done in the past i don't know also i struggle with anxiety and depression so that could be part of why this is such a big deal for me i just feel like never showing my face again because of the sudden realization that i suck thank you for reading this if you have any advice help please um wow interesting i don't know i don't know okay that's it bye uh i'm kidding um i mean i think it's it's only natural right to like look back at the stuff you've done before and like cringe at it right i'm sure i'll look back on this this episode like 10 years and be like what the [ __ ] was i doing you know it's part of growing up right um and i dude i guarantee you whatever you think is super embarrassing people are not thinking the same thing okay i struggle that with that as well um it's like when you post it's like when you're you're at a party and you're drunk and you do something stupid you're like oh my god everyone's [ __ ] everyone thinks i'm an idiot they must be they must be all talking about me and thinking i'm an idiot they're like no dude they're all thinking they did something stupid and they're all thinking that everyone is thinking about them right everyone is embarrassed of themselves all the time if that makes you feel better misery loves company i guess um so i don't do not worry okay um you don't suck is what i'll say you don't suck everyone is embarrassed of the things they've done um and you know just keep you know keep being yourself and you'll you'll find some pals dude i trust i i trust you no trust me i believe in you um yeah i watched back like of my old youtube videos and i'm like these are bad i said dumb not even funny things these are hard to watch you know so it's just a part of living man we all hate ourselves and it's great and we can all sort of come together with that realization we all hate ourselves just a little bit at the very least um all right well we're like 50 something that's probably a good time to to wrap it up um but yeah thanks for listening guys this was episode 139 hope you enjoyed it um yeah um like it like the video comment you know uh go get a king crab you know we'll have some races king crab race um it's gonna be lit dude uh rate review if you're listening to audio you know post on your instagram story get to get the word out dude appreciate the support um yeah shout out shun for the epic epic corner today and uh yeah [ __ ] tea chip [ __ ] ticks thanks for 3 million and i will see you guys next week thanks for listening goodbye bye bye now bye bye

Channel: Very Really Good

Views: 179,062

Keywords: kurtis conner, kurtis connor, very really good, vrg, podcast, kurtis conner podcast, prine phillip

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Length: 52min 11sec (3131 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021