- Okay, fine. Whatever this like, revolutionary soldier guy. Give me (beep) your cards. - (beep), I had blue eyes, white dragon in there. (audience laughing) - Hi, I'm the Burger Man. And you guys voted on which characters you wanted to see at our family reunion. You chose me, the Burger Man, but I'm doing a new thing that I made up to make it different. (upbeat music) Joining me for my Smash character family reunion is, Beethoven Mom. - By the way, it's me
Beethoven (farting) Mom. That's my catch phrase! (upbeat music ) - Brianna Boho. - How are we related? - Your my sister. (audience laughing) - That's crazy... My Dad was a slut. (upbeat music ) - Over there is a dude we found called the Dumpster Wizard. (sinister music) He's too loud! (audience laughing) - Sometimes I like to go to Costco and just run around. (epic music) - I don't like Costco. They got cheap hot dogs and no burgers. - You don't like a cheap
wiener? That's crazy! - My Dad's a cheap wiener! I don't have issues with it! Today, we'll play in character, UNO! You guys know the rules of UNO, but in case you don't we're gonna do our best
to explain it real fast. You've got a bunch of cards in your hand. You want to be the first
one to run out of cards. You have to either match the card that's already been put
down in terms of number, or match it with color. That's about it, but we've got house rules, that I made up. If you put down a seven, you got to change your
hand with whoever you like. If you put down a zero, everybody rotates who's hand it is. And there you go. That's the whole rules. We're not doing stacking. - Please subscribe if you
want to see more of this ass. - She'll do it too. Mom and Dad always tell her to stop. (upbeat music ) - We have so much to catch up on. - Ketchup! Like a burger. - But (beep) you have two
pieces of pizza on your body. What does that mean? - I'm going through my rebellious phase. And also, my burger hat was at a different Smash base location, but it being Smash we had a pizza hat just around. (audience laughing) I've also never done
more with this character than saying "I'm the Burger Man." So, let's (beep) roll with it. (audience laughing) - [Brianna] Let's (beep) roll! I love rolling. Who brought up the Molly? - One time I got lost in a corn maze with none other than Jennifer Connelly. The irony was not lost on either of us. (audience laughing) - I would like Labyrinth! - Has anyone seen my son Macaulay Culkin? (audience laughing) - [Burger Man] No. - I think I left him home. (audience laughing) - [Burger Man] Leave out some cigarettes. He'll be fine. (audience laughing) - [Brianna] Last time I was here we played blackjack and there was like, money involved. What do I win today? - The antidote. (horrified music) I'm the dealer man? One, two, three, four. - These cards are so big. - It's time to flip over the first card, by me, Beethoven Mom. - Who wants to hear about different kinds of regional burgers? - I do! - [Brianna] (laughing) - Well, there's a
Malaysian spicy egg burger. There's the smash burger. There's the steam burger. - The point is to lose all your cards, similar to my credit cards, which are somewhere in Atlantic City. - You get to change your
hand with whoever you like. - I'd want to change hands with Edward Scissorhands. (audience laughing) - Okay, fine... Whatever, this like
revolutionary soldier guy. Give me your (beep) cards. - (beep) I had blue eyes, white dragon in there. (audience laughing) - So there's also the Juicy Lucy Burger. There's a New Orlean burger. There's one where they actually mix mayonnaise, and peanuts, and put that on top. I know it's weird, but it's good. - Do you have any burgers
for expecting moms? - Yeah. You want the Juicy Lucy because it's got something hidden inside, it's cheese. - That reminds me of the time I played harmonica for Blues Traveler. (audience laughing) Kind of similar. You strike me more of a
Sister Hazel kind of guy. - [The DW] I played for them too. - Whoa! - [Brianna] Did you have to draw one? - I had to draw one. I do not have any blues, but I do have... - [Director] You have to keep drawing until you get one. - ...until I get the blue! - Something you can play. - [Brianna] Fun fact... Actually really, really sad fact. I had a nude printed and I accidentally lost it in the stack, so be wary. - I'm telling Mom. (hard rock music) - [Brianna] I really don't want to lean into our sibling rivalry. Sorry bro! - Plus four! Well, what color are you changing it to? - Um... Green. - [Burger Man] Uh, sorry to you, sis! You done did me wrong. Zero. Gimme your cards. - [The DW] Aw (beep)! - That'll learn ya! - Actually you've just
helped her out significantly. (audience laughing) - Thank you! - I'm telling Mom! - [The DW] But now you guys are screwed! I've got so many cards. (audience laughing) - Sorry, but all I have is... (unclear speech) - Aw (beep)! - [Brianna] Oh my God! You have like, quick hands. (laughing) - I learned it, (audience laughing) from Jabberwockys, but not the ones you know. - I only know the poem by Lewis Carroll that I made up. The Jabberwocky. - Lewis Carroll was a good lay. - Did he gire and gimble in your way? - That's right! - Was it brillig in you're slithy toes? - He got up in my wonder land. - [B's Mom] (laughing and spitting) - [Brianna] No, you don't have
any chance with this deck. - [The DW] ...two, three... - I'm so curious about everybody's... I have a question for everybody. What's your body count? (bell ringing) - Give me those cards. - What? Oh my God! - I killed fitty men! - [Brianna] No. Not how many you killed, silly. How many people you friggin' laid with? Like he said! - It's tough! I don't remember
the Peloponnesian war. (beep) - [The DW] Go (beep) yourself! (bell ringing) - Thank you! - Fine! That's exactly
what I wanted you to do... - Be aware the Jabberwock, my sons! The jaws that bite the claws that catch. (bell ringing) - Gimme! - Oh (beep)! - (sighs deeply) - [Brianna] Like we're here, Cause it's like, we're in Smash Vegas, we can get, you know what I mean? Okay. (bell ringing) - Screw off! - (mocking symphony music) ...thank you! (audience laughing) - Honestly, it is just like you guys to be after my dick, always. - Holy (beep)! - (laughing) - Nazi! (audience laughing) - Hey, I just came up with a
really cool new catch phrase. - [The DW] Yeah? - You're my favorite pizza place. (audience laughing) - That's pretty good. - That's pretty good. We should use that forever. - You're my favorite pizza place. - You're my favorite pizza place. - You're my favorite pizza place. (audience laughing) - Ah! - Oh! Did you get scared? - The number one scares me. - (beep) (audience laughing) Well, this is just a real
cheeseburger, isn't it? The reverse! - Oh! It's blue now? - If anyone wants to change the color I can guarantee I'll
write you a new Sonata... (audience laughing) I would absolutely love
anyone to change the color. - So sorry! - She just dropped a twosie! (laughing) It's a new joke I made up. - Oh my! - Dumpster Wizard. Thank you so much. ♪ Thank you for... ♪ (audience laughing) - UNO! - [Brianna] UNO! (alarms ringing) - Oh my God, Beethoven... (horrifying music) ...Mom. - [Burger Man] I though it
was pronounced Beeth Oven. - Thank you. The original Beethoven split into 500 crystal segments. - Frick! Why you got to do
me like that, Pizza Boy? - [Burger Man] You gotta draw two now. - (pain filled sigh) One! Two. - [Burger Man] Oh, wow! - Good. I'll take these two... bad boys. Hell yeah! - [Burger Man] Those are two spicy babies. - And now here you go! - Oh, no! What color is it now? - Blue. (laughing) - [Brianna] Oh my God! (audience laughing) - Hwa, hwa, hwa, hwa! - Burger Man, are you married? - I was once. And you're single now? She left me for hot dog lad. (audience laughing) This is why I hate Costco! I can't compete with those prices! A $1 hot dog and a Snare soda. (audience laughing) - Ooh! This is... That's something. - [Brianna] Whoa! - Now we have to play Simon Says! - Let's do red! - I'm gonna draw. - [Brianna] That's crazy! - Here I go... Oh no! None of these is red. Uh oh! (audience laughing) Four things. All right. That's good. Okay, perfect. Now, I'm going to play this zero, and send it on over to you! (group laughing) Give me your cards! - [Brianna] Oh... my God! Wow! - Sometimes I like to put in the effort to go (beep) myself! (audience laughing) - I don't mean to do you dirty, but yes I do. - Yeah, that's totally fine. - Bo bitty bop! - Oh no! Two more cards. Damn, what am I going to do about that? - Probably just draw two more cards. - (childish babbling) - Oh! - Two. - Hmm, that's how many titties I have. - [Burger Man] Humph! For now... - For now. We'll wait till we can, you know, stack another two on top of there one day. - The tetra titty! - [Brianna] Oh, perfect! - [Burger Man] The quadra bumps. - It's like you said, it's the same color and same number. How do you go? - Uh, it's crazy! (group laughing) - You're like a really nice guy. It's really surprising. I wouldn't expect with your hair, who steals somebody's sunglasses, to be just like a chill dude. - Oh no! That's the only one I got. - Uh oh! (beep) - [The DW] And my plan comes together. - [Burger Man] Well, now I
don't have anything to do, so I'm gonna draw two as well. (gasping) Wild card! I'm turning this thing
into a green shenanigans. - [Brianna] Bless... Um, sorry! - (beep) - [Burger Man] Now you'll never move. - I've played this game half
as much as the rest of you. - [Brianna] Aww! Are you tired? - [The DW] Huh? I can't just stop being a wizard. - Why I haven't ever
seen you cast any magic? (forlorn music) - [B's Mom] You're sittin' over there... - [Brianna] Are you having a stroke? Well, here you go. You can play again. - Orange! (audience laughing) No, I'm just kidding. I'm going to make it green. (cards flapping) - [Brianna] Dude, this is
so many cards. I can't... - You ever seen the movie About Schmidt? The irony is that's about me. - [B's Mom] (chuckles) - I'm sorry. It's my turn. - Oh. - And now it's never going
to be your turn again! - Oh! - Sweet! There we go. - [Burger Man] Nice. Sexy! - Ah! - Oh, no! Dammit. - [B's Mom] Sorry! - Dammit! Dammiiiit! - [B's Mom] Nice. - Mm. Five. That's how many times I've been arrested for public nudity. (group chuckles) - Okay. (together) Okay! - You'll never have a turn again. - [B's Mom] Wooo! - My God! - [The DW] Bam! Green. - Yes! Thank you! And what else? (groovy guitar music) - [The DW] Green! - That's crazy. Tell me more about that. What else do you got? - Well, I was trying not
to, but sorry, Beeth Oven. - Oh, please! - [Brianna] Mmm! Beeth Oven! (card flapping) - Whoa! - Great! UNO! (alarm ringing) - Oh, no! I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm makin' it in blue, double D. A song I made up! Draw four! Blue! Double D! Double D! - [B's Mom] Okay. Blue. - Nine. - My plan came together! (pinball alarms ringing) This was all... Holy crap! This was my plan all along (piano keys playing) - That was Beeth Oven. - Ah! Well, that's been UNO! I think. Anyways. I hope you enjoyed this, but oh! Lookin' to watch more videos, eh? Or subscribe? Or go to the Smash store
at smash.com, or whatever. Be careful, because our content's crazy. Only the swiftest minds can handle it. (piano keys playing) Some say people have gone mad
from watching Smash videos. I know I have. - [Brianna] I mostly just get horny.
