- You look a lot like Matt
Bradley from the Goldbergs. (laughs) - I love the Goldbergs. This is the demographic. (laughs) - Hit or stay? What does that bullshit mean?
(laughs) (happy music) Hello everyone, and welcome
to Viva Smosh Vegas! But before we get into
our rules for today, let's meet our players. - Hi I'm Brianna Boho,
I'm three part sex drive, one part...um... sex drive. (intense club music) - My name is Spencer Agnew (intense music) (laughs) - Hey, how's it going? My name is Chab Fleckenstein. I'm like every 80s bully
except I'm mega supportive. So I'm gonna challenge
you to a snowboard race around Deadman's, excuse
me, Dead Person's Curve, um, for the heart of the girl. But actually at the end of the day, she gets to choose who she
wants to go out with, or nobody. No girl owes you anything
more than friendship, and you would be so lucky. (80s music) (squeaking) - Hi, my-- (clears throat) Hello, my name is Janabelle. The movie Annabelle gave me a bad name, I promise, I'm not scary. (spooky music) - I'd very much like to
change seats, if I may. (laughs) - All right, so let me explain how this is going to work. We are all gonna play Blackjack. You guys all have 20 coins to begin with, and after some time,
we're gonna count who wins and who has the most coins at
the end of all of these games. So, Blackjack, how do we play here? - Yes. - Not the same as Vegas. - Why? I'm trying my best. Don't be mean in the comments. - You can be mean to me, it's fine. I actually enjoy it very much. - If that's your choice,
than I respect it. - Okay, we have typical Blackjack rules. However, we're not doing insurance, we're not doubling down, we're not splitting because that is too complicated. We're gonna play, and you're
all playing against me. So you want to beat my hand that's gonna be presented. Are you guys ready to play? - [All] Yes. - First question, where did you get your blush? - I just threw my face down in a little puddle of blood twice. - [Brianna] Cute, I've done that. - I'm all about form to table. (laughs) - All right, all right,
let's get everyone to get two coins to start the first round. - You guys ever notice if you
do it like this really fast in your fingers, it looks
like you have three? Huh, it's just an illusion. Look beyond what you see. - All of my fingers are stuck together. (laughs) - That's gonna be a challenge of a choice. - I know. I'm aware. - Your naivety is endearing. (laughs) - All right, let's begin. - The way that you're stroking the handle of your samurai sword is both terrifying and arousing. - In many ways, a samurai
has a sexual relationship with his weapon. - All right. - [Brianna] Oh my God, I got clovers. - Good thing I learnt how to count cards in my time in... - The basement? - The basement. (laughs) - Both of you live in basements? - I live in a little glass box that two psychic people keep me in. More or less. - Like Magneto. (laughs) - In a way, we're all
in our own glass boxes. And we're kept there by
psychics that are in society. - Are you a philosopher? - I wouldn't presume to call
myself anything as such. I'm just a man that likes to learn things. - So, here's our first round. Chab. - Chab, yeah! - [Host] You have 6, do you want to stay, or do you hit? - Did you not catch that my
name is Chab, the first time? - No, I did, it's just... - Uh yeah, I'm definitely gonna hit. - [Host] All right.
(dings) - Nice.
- 16. - I'm gonna hit! - [Host] 16... and you busted. - That's all right. It's all just a game. - Let me take yo money. - Oh, he bought a bust, except he busted. Already. (laughs) - I get that joke. - [Host] Janabelle, you got 14. - Hit me. - [Host] All right. (dings)
You got 15. (grunting)
(laughs) - Uh, let's do it again. - [Host] Okay, you got 20.
(dings) - Okay, I'm gonna stay. - [Host] Okay. - Yes. - That's so cute, hit me. - [Host] Okay.
(dings) - What's the math?
- 20. - 20, hmm. As much as I'd love to
get hit again, I'll stay. - Okay.
- Thank you. - Spencer, you have 7 or 17. - Hmm... Well, just as my sensei used to say as the cherry blossoms swirled around his person, hit me again. - [Host] Okay. (dings)
- [Spencer] Bam. - [Host] 17. You're in the same place
you were a second ago. - That's the whole point. (laughs) - You know as much as you're sounding the way you sound, you look a lot like Matt
Bradley from the Goldbergs. (laughs) - I love the Goldbergs. This is the demographic. (laughs) - Hit or stay? What does that bullshit mean? (laughs) - That means hit, I believe. - No, that means stay. (laughs) - All right. - In the 80s, it meant different. (laughs) - [Host] All right, let's see what I have. You guys have to beat this.
(dings) I have 11, so I have to hit.
(dings) And now I have 20. - [All] Whoa! - So since I got 20, this round is a push. So Brianna and Janabelle,
you get to keep your money. - Yes! I, can you like, stop
touching it like that? (laughs) - Is this face scary or not? - [Brianna] Hold on, it is, wait. - I'm trying a new one. - The face is fine. It's more about the little chunks of blood that you're rocketing out your
throat by doing that voice. (laughs) - This is a tough time. I would know, I served. (talking over each other) TGI Friday's. (laughs) - I serve, all the time too. Like this, ready? Served. - Slay it, queen. - Thank you, doll!
- Doll! - [Host] Chab. - Um, I think I'm gonna hit. - [Host] Eight to 19.
(dings) - I'll stay. - [Host] Okay! - Blackjack is basically a competition of what number of a dell you get. - I don't understand you,
but I support you 100%. And I think we could all
do that a little bit more. - [Host] All right,
Janabelle, you've got 15. - I will hit, please. - Okay, and you've busted. - Oh no! - I have 9, which is
usually what I get rated until I open my mouth. But I'ma hit. - [Host] Okay, you got 19.
(dings) (gasp)
- I'll stay. As much as I like to get hit. Come on. - Are you hitting on me? - [Brianna] Maybe. (glimmer sound)
It's fine. - My chin is made of wood carved by Geppetto himself. - [Host] Now you wanna,
do you wanna be hit? - Oh, yeah. (laughs) - [Host] You got 21! - [Spencer] Fuck yeah.
(applauds) - All right.
- Oh my God! - Let's see what I got. I got 15 and I busted. (applauds) - Hey, I just wanna say, I
think we're all winners today, and nobody's a loser
because you know what? As long as you're trying your best, hey. - I, myself, never bust. I'm a proud member of no fap. (laughs) - Is that a club online or... (glimmer sound) - You said your chin was made of wood. Is it? Did you, did you come across a fairy and make it a real chin? Kind of like I came across a
demon and became a real doll? - This AA meeting's really weird. - Sure.
(laughter) Sure, yeah. - [Host] Chab, you got 10. Do you want to hit or stay? - I think I definitely wanna, um, hit. - [Host] All right, you got 19. (dings)
- I'm gonna stay. - [Host] All right, Janabelle, 7. (grunts) - Oh. - Was that scary? I do not want to be-- - It's never just scary. It's always both scary and horny, just to be clear. (clears throat)
- (beep) yeah! (laughs) Let's hit, baby. - [Host] All right, you've got 17. (dings) - [Chab] Whoa, you
should never hit a baby. - I'll stay. - Okay.
- Thank you. - I'm at 17, (beep) it, spank me. I mean, hit me. It's fine.
- Okay. And you've busted. - [Brianna] Dammit! I mean yes, I'm bust. - [Host] Spencer, you have 19. What do you want to do? - The HMIT reached out to me. (laughs) MIT reached out because I
hacked into their website. - What did you do once you hacked into it? - I...well, a magician
never reveals his secrets. (laughs) I think I'll stand. - All right, 11 and I'm going to hit. And I got 21. Everyone loses. - (beep) my stuffing. - It's okay, earthly
possessions don't matter. Unless you are, yourself, one. - I am one. - Oh shoot. - Do you wanna take me home? - Well, no thank you. - I'll sit in the corner, and then all of a sudden another corner. (laughs) - All right, I'm sold. - I like that.
- Yeah. - Sounds like the time I went to Bergheim. You ever been? It's really hard to get in. - I am not allowed to travel
unless I float in the sky. (laughs) - Okay, makes sense. Sorry. - [Host] Two coins each please. - Unfortunately,
Janabelle, I can't help you with your condition. My specialty is encryptids, not spirits. - You're sounding more
and more like Nick Cage. (laughs) - Well...a magician never
reveals his secrets. (laughs) - [Host] All right, Chab, you got 12. (knocks) (dings)
You have 13. (knocks) (dings)
You have 18. - I think I'll be
comfortable where I'm at. What's up? - 18's an excellent age. - [Chab] It is. - It's the age where you get to really start like living, you know? Like living, like,
really getting out there and like finally getting
to express yourself. Like find yourself, you know? - But I just wanna remind you, just because you have the
option to smoke and gamble now, doesn't mean that you should. Don't feel pressured by society. Do what you wanna do. (soft piano music) - [Host] Janabelle, you've got 16. - I see your (clears throat) but I raise you a (grunt) I would like, I would like a hit please. - [Host] All right, 16, you got 18. (dings)
(sigh) - The age I became a man. (laughs) - God (beep) dammit. One more please. - [Host] 18, and now you have 21! - [Brianna] Oh my gosh, 21! - I did it. - Not you, Brianna. You have 14. What do you wanna do? - [Brianna] Puff, puff, pass, hit it! Let's take a hit! - [Host] All right, 14, and you busted. - Dammit! I busted! Oh no! - All right, Spencer, you have 19. - His legs are getting
spread wider and wider every time I look at him. - [Host] They are. He's manspreading. - If you're going to infiltrate
the CIA headquarters, you have to open your hips up. Certain vents can only
be fit into sideways, crab walk style. (laughs) - [Host] 19? - Oh, yeah, I'll stick with that. - [Host] Okay, you're gonna stay. And the dealer has 18. That means everyone above 18 gets paid out. Is that everyone? - No, I have, I have 18 exactly. - Oh, so that's a push. - [Chab] It's an even match. - [Host] So it's a push here and then you get paid out here. - That's fine. Do these bother you? - Come a little closer. I've got bad eyesight. They're not real eyes. - They're crosses. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! (laughs) I'll cover them. - All right, two coins, everyone. Let's go again. (sniffles) - 14 again. - Oh dude, that's my
favorite Zac Efron movie. Aw, I, it's at 16, but you know what? Sometimes you gotta follow your heart. Hit me. All right. - [Host] You busted! - [Brianna] Bust! - [Host] All right,
Janabelle, you have 17. What would you like to do? (gasps) - Sorry, I was, I was somewhere else. I was high fiving the Devil. Okay. Um, let's hit me. - [Host] Okay, 17 and 21! It's almost like you have
a deal with the Devil. - It's more like a open relationship. (laughs) - Oh, I love that. - [Host] Brianna, 14. What would you like to do? - Like, hit me, please, daddy. - All right.
- Thank you. - [Host] 17. - [Brianna] Oh, fuck it. Hit me, baby. - 17, and you busted. - [Brianna] Dammit! - [Host] Spencer, you have 13. What would you like to do? - I'll hit. - [Host] All right. 13 and now you have - [Spencer] 21. - [Host] 16. (laughs) - [Spencer] Hmm, I knew that would happen. Well the next card is definitely a five, because I've been counting
them this whole time. So, hit me. (victory alarm) I definitely knew that. (laughs) Definitely knew that. - I'm so horny right now. (laughs) - [Host] I have 19. That means Janabelle
and Spencer, they win! - Damn! Look at that round! - Keep on chasing pavements. - All right, chub (laughs)
Chab. - Chab! Did you just call me "chub?" - Yeah.
(laughs) - Listen, quarantine's been (beep) hard on all of us, okay? - Do you have any idea how hard it is to get coke in a pandemic? Actually, pretty easy. - Not too hard. Vons carries it. (laughs) - You look like the type
who drinks Coke Zero. - I definitely drink Coke Zero. - [Host] All right, Chab? - I'll stay. - [Host] 17, okay. - I'll stay as well. - [Host] All right. And we've got 15 for Brianna. - Hit me. - [Host] 15 and... you busted. - No, I keep busting. I, you know, I've never bust this much since Coachella, like, two years ago. - Oh, sorry. The Devil just gave me a little, uh (glimmer sound) (laughs) (whistle) - [Host] All right,
Spencer, you have two or 12. (sighs) - Why did you seat me next to him? - [Spencer] I'll hit. - [Host] All right, six or 15. - Hmm, 15. Well, the next card is definitely a six. Giving me a six will give me 21. So I guess I want a six. - That's not how math works. - [Spencer] What is it? - So now it's less impressive. - [Host] It's seven...16? This was 16, right? - [Chab] Yeah, you need a five. - Oh sorry, the next one's a five. Well, yeah sorry. That's what I meant to say. The next card is a five. - [Brianna] No, the next one's a three. - [Chab] It actually very well could be. - So it's a five, so just hit me. - [Brianna] Oh wow, he's in
between what we both said. - All right, I'll settle. - Don't settle, baby - Never settle, baby. - That's, I think that's good. - Do you wanna get a drink sometime? - We have to go out after this. - Someday. - [Janabelle] You and me. - [Brianna] Absolutely. - Can you put me in your
pocket, give me kissies? - Oh my god, yes! I've always wanted a partner
that I could do that with! - All right, well, I have
16, and I have to hit. So I've busted. So that means everyone
on the board gets two. All right, so, for these
last couple of rounds, you guys can bet however much you want. As long as I can, if you get Blackjack, I can figure out the math of
how much you get paid out. - I would like to pull
from my clout balance. - All right, let's get started. Oh, you got Blackjack! - 'Course I did. (claps)
(laughs) - [Chab] I'm gonna stay
exactly where I'm at. - [Host] All right. - You know what I want. Give me that hit. - [Host] All right. (dings)
18! - I'll stay. Last few times, I oopy doopy. (laughs) - I feel like I have to take a hit. - [Host] Okay, 16. And you have 19. - [Brianna] I'll stay. - [Host] All right. And then you have Blackjack,
so you've already won. So let's see what I have. I have 14. I have to hit. I have 18 and I have to stay. Everyone above 18 wins. - [Janabelle] If we match, I lose? - So I bet five-- - Uh yeah, its a push, so
you get to keep your money. - We all get to keep our money? - [Host] Yeah! - No, you get money. You win. - [Brianna] I won? - [Host] Yeah. - Oh my God. - There you go! Great round! - Oh my God! I haven't won something
since I, like, sued somebody. - Pretty tough on my life
is an Akira Kurosawa movie. (sighs) (laughs) - Do you have anyone special back home? - Well...I have my Chris Dagger. (laughs) - Whoa. - [Host] All right, here we go! - What I've learned today is that you should appreciate
the gold that you have and everyone here is (beep) hot. - Oh God! - Oh my God! - Don't blink, or I'll move again. - Oh my God! (screams) - [Brianna] God! (beep) - So, everyone place your final bets. - No money is real. It's actually just a social construct, so material possessions, not a matter. - What did you say about
material possessions? You're gonna make me cry,
and it is blood tears. - I'm betting all 18 of those. - [Host] Oh, is that all your money? - [Spencer] That's all my money. - [Host] Oh, wow. - I'm dropping 10. - [Host] Okay. - I'm all in, all the way in, balls deep. - The only thing I get
balls deep on is training. - Charb? - It's Chab.
- Charb? - Listen, I know, like, I know
I've gained a little weight during quarantine. - [Brianna] I said, "Charb!" - It's just, it's fine. Like I feel like we all, everybody's done it, it's fine. - It's okay to be dummy thick. - [Spencer] Jack Black. Dammit. - As someone who has a lot
of psychic moments on videos, after two, you quit. (laughs) Or you have five mistakes right after. - Well, Chab, I didn't realize you had a bunch of psychic moments. - Oh, this damn hit. (laughs) I dropped character like a
quarter way into this thing because everybody had
very strong characters. I was like, I'm just gonna support. (laughs) - All right, Chab. - Oh yeah, I'll hit. - [Host] All right. (dings)
You have 13. - [Brianna] Look at all the hearts! (dings)
- [Host] You have 20. - I will stay. - [Host] 19 for Janabelle. - [Janabelle] He's staying. - [Host] All right. 18. For Brianna. - [Brianna] Um, I'll stay. It's okay. - Hmm, 13. Well, I know the next card's a six. So, lay it on me. - [Host] Nope, you bust. - You bust!
(laughs) - [Host] Let me take all your money. - That's fine, I don't need money where I'm going. - Jail? (laughs) - You've admitted to no
less than like six crimes. - It's okay, I've been there. It;s not that bad. - All right, let's see the final cards. (beep) - [Chab] Sorry. - [Brianna] Ooh. - I'm a little nervous, okay? - Are you seeing the Devil, too? - [Brianna] My goodness! He really did bust. - I have 16. (groans) - Why are you looking at me? I'm not in, even in the game. - [Host] I have to hit. - I'm above the game now. - [Host] And I busted. Everybody wins whatever they have. - Oh my God! We're gonna be able to
buy so many margaritas with these, Janabelle! - My stuffing's gonna be all soaked. - [Brianna] Yeah! - So the final tally is 64 for Brianna, 38 for Chab, zero for Spencer, 31 for Janabelle. - Yes! - Today's big winner is Brianna Boho! (winning chimes)
(cheering) - One more round. (samurai music) (laughs) - All right, thank you
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